Why don't they make anymore live action fights?
DEATH BATTLE!
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Which CHAD is the CHADest CHADgend in the next CHADth CHADttle, CHADmon or CHADle?
is this the official death battle thread?
KINGyle CHADner, of course.
The CHAD and ONCHAD ONLYCHAD CHAD CHADCHADCHAD EMPERORmon of GODha
CHADmon the CHADger obviously
BRING ME ASS KETCHUP AND HIS SCREAMING CHILD SLAVE MARIO
We all know Simon is going to lose to retarded Swank, so next question:
How's Doomsday beating 682? Because you know they are never going to let DC lose.
It'd be funny and surprising if the next 3 DC vs non-Marvel fights actually ended in DC losing like what the majority of people say.
Eats it. Stomach acid takes care of the rest.
Because they need to contact an external company to help out and they might not be available
Look at the shitstorm with Jason vs Michael
Approach Ismahawk to do the episode
They were unfortunately too busy with other projects
Approach someone else for it
They back off at the last minute
Get DevilArtemis to do it with what remaining time there was left
He has to animate it during a fucking hurricane
682 has metaphysical hax resistance which means Doomsday can never kill him btw
Doomsday scales above the Source which is the metaphysical text of DC and given enough time he could kill metareal characters like Grant Morrison. How? IDK ask Swan
What happened to the previous masculine high-test capeKINO thread?
Simon saying “who the hell do you think I am” or “row row fight da power” out loud in class and trying to go super saiyan
everyone in class pointing and laughing out loud at him, Simon seething in anger telling himself they’re just jealous of how unique he is
starts imagining world where they all cheer for Simon telling him how inspirational and wise he is for only doing his own thing like a badass (but in reality is just Kamina’s slave, worshipper and bitchboy)
chaddy Kyle walks over and takes his switch and dangles it above where he can reach, since Simon is a manlet
Simon acts smug about the confrontation and naruto-runs at him with a shonen grin, thinking this is gonna instantly beat the shit out of Chad Kyle because it’s what he saw in the anime with spiral power
Chaddy Kyle punches him once and breaks Simon’s nose, Simon is wee weeing in pain on the ground like a pig
this doesn’t make sense. Simon didn’t work a day in his life but neither did that guy in the shonen. He just yelled a lot and smugly used 30% of his power then got a new hair color and effortlessly beat the whole chud army, why doesn’t that work for Simon?
Kyle picks Simon’s skinnyfat asian manlet body up and deposits him in the nearest trashcan, then snaps the switch in half in front of him and tosses them in the trash too
Yoko and Nia hang off Kyle’s arm and ask if they can go on a date with him to the corps, he accepts
Kamina (Simon’s “big bro” for that is what he must call him or else) strolls over and tells Simon to do his homework and give him his lunch money or he won’t think Simon is cool. Then punches Simon and farts in his face. Simon laughs with him as Kamina saunters away with his gang of other “little bro” kissups
Simon gets out of the trashcan and wipes the trashcan juices from his eyes (he wasn’t crying, YOU were crying!) then cockily wipes his nose with a finger
“Mine is the drill that will pierce the heavens!”
ShartCP matchups inherently suck however if they're going to do either of the proposed ones then they should do Wonder of U vs SCP-096, that at least sounds like it could be fun unlike Doomsday vs 682 which just sounds like a boring wankfest, plus most SCPfags don't even like 682 precisely due to being a wankfest
Canon
at least the wojak pastas make me snort once in a while
jesus christ that's limpdick
This happened.
I'm surprised at all the answers saying Kyle would win last thread, did something change? I thought the consensus was that Simon's gonna win.
FUNNYROO!!
You were struck with a blunt object giving you retardation. Kyle has always been the winner.
They gave Kyle constructs billions of time bigger than Simon’s biggest drill.
Big mech was Simon’s only wincon. They didn’t even get to hax yet like LE or Time Huh. It’s over.
swank kyle in literally just base GL form is immeasurably fast, infinitely strong and can casually warp the entirety of the DC multiverse which is 12.3D. they haven't even mentioned white lantern
meanwhile they barely gave any feats to simon other than just 'yeah he's infinitely powerful'
it's not looking great, but maybe it's a red herring
C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL BLONDE BABY LOOKING AT ME!
C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! NO YABBA SHALL ESCAPE MY DABBA...?
...
what
What?
WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Jade and Lucas Simon's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
IN BLACKEST NIGHTS!! THIS IS ADARK HAIRED BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS ADARK HAIREDBABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH LUCAS SIMON!!!
BY GREEN LANTERN'S LIGHT!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I JOINED THE CORPS!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CON??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK LANTERN IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING HALF SPIC BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
IN BRIGHTEST DAYS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID GREEN TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A LATINX BABY!!! AND HIS HAIR IS BLACK TOO!!! IF IT WAS BROWN I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS HAL'S BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BLACK HAIRED KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL LANTERN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
GIVE ME THATBABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATSPICFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY GREEN FLIPFLOP CONSTRUCTS!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL SHOVE YOU IN THE FRIDGE!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! BEWARE MY POWER BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!
I am a Simonbro and can confirm absolutely all of us are like this irl
Just watch Episode 8 and you’ll know it’s true, ttgl is a wimp powerfantasy cuckkino show for we wimp powerless cuck connoisseurs
Kek
All Kylechads are black haired cucks that are here to serve superior blonde haired bvlls.
This happened to me yesterday and I am also a simonbro
K,b,c
KINGtos destroyed it for its slander, with his boundless power
And people ask themselves why comic no longer sell. Who would want to but this garbage?
1 minute apart
Nice obvious RTH spamming, mindbroken Simonraj
Canon
Who would win in this fight?
cucked AND beaten up by his BVLL
And Nia worships Kamina too
Nice cope, cuck.
Simon Lucas, the bvll.
Lmao
Nia and Big Bro Kamina right now
This is what Simon will see if Kyle kills him btw
Yesterday I was at my local comic shop and I asked for some comics. The seller told me that I look like straight man so I should pick some manga instead of comics.
"B-BIG BRO?? WH-WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR COCK IN NIA'S MOUTH? B-BUT I WORSHIPPED YOU SO MUCH LIKE A GOOD LITTLE SLAVE!!! AND WHY IS SHE ENJOYING IT??? I ONLY TOLD HER HOW KAMINA MY BULL WHO KEKED ME WITH YOKO IS BETTER THAN ME IN EVERY WAY FOR EVERY DAY I EVER KNEW HER! I ONLY SAW SHE LIKED ME ONLY WHEN I'M COPYING KAMINA IN EVERY WAY AND NEVER BEING MYSELF. I ONLY MADE HER WORSHIP KAMINA LIKE A SUPERSTAR CELEBRITY IDOL, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?"
Every fighting SCP is a wankfest, whole wiki is infested with power fantasies
Spawn victim.
They could've went to Bat in the Sun. They've arguably always been a bigger live action capeshit channel than Ismahawk has ever been with their famous Super Power Beat Down series. Plus it'd be the long awaited crossover between the 2 longest spanning fictional crossover series vs channels on YouTube (DB and SPBD), plus Bat in the Sun is already very familiar with productions involving very expensive sets and lots of cgi/vfx implemented into the live action fights, so if they team up with them they could even do some less conventional fights in live action too like Azrael vs Moon Knight.
Jade and Kyle haven't even been together in years.
Yep, that's how he is written.
"yeah I totally look up to you, LIL BRO. It's so inspiring how you let me fuck your bitches, do all my mining work while I laze around and kiss my ass like a bitch. Now build a statue to me while Yoko and Nia suck my cock little fag, or i'll beat your ass again"
Kamina-Aniki is so generous to us Simonkeks
Yesterday I was at my local comic shop and I asked for some comics. The seller told me that I look like straight man so I should pick some manga instead of comics.
Every woman that has ever been with Kyle will sooner or later leave him for Lucas Simon. Kyle a weak faggot cuck, just like capeshit fans, and that won't change.
Who's the other guy?
Waow! This is exactly the kind of relationship I have with my local KyleBVLL
simoncuck btw. I can’t get it up unless Kamina-sama is fucking the girl i love
bro you should totally read comics!
meanwhile comics
The most cucked medium.
prime jeet hours
Kamina, after many attempts at impregnation with your HIV+ seed from Yoko and Nia's cunts I'm finally pregnant with my very own wholesome SPIRAL baby
Wait, something's wrong. I feel like I'm about to give birth, but how can that be? You just pozzed my bussy yesternight?
Holy shit Kamina there is no mistake the spiral baby is coming out. Your spiral child is coming out of my prolapsed asshole, Kamina you're going to be a father
BRAAAAAAAAAAP
KAMINA IT'S HERE. HE'S COMING OUT OF ME. IT'S PROLAPSING MY RECTUM. COME ON LITTLE KAMINA JR I'LL NEED YOU TO FUCK YOKO AND NIA NEXT
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
KAMINA I CAN SEE HIS HEAD, I CAN SEE HIS LITTLE ROUND DEFORMED FOREHEAD AND HIS BLUE WAVY HAIR. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS BVLL LIPS
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFTTTTTT
HOLY SHIT KAMINA IT'S OUT!! OUR SON IS OUT, THE KYLECHUDS SAID THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. BUT KAMINA WHY ISN'T HE CRYING?? WHY ISN'T HE CRYING TYRONE??? WHY ISN'T YOKO AND NIA'S LITTLE FAGGOT CUNT CRYING AND KICKING AND SCREAMING??? IS IT STILLBORN OR DID MY INFERIOR GENES MAKE IT DOCILE AND COMPLIANT??? KAMINA PLEASE DO SOMETHING BECAUSE I'M A KEKY LOSER WHO CAN ONLY WATCH FROM THE BUSHES
blows air inside the turd and inflates it
KAMINA HELP ME OUR BABY IS DEAD HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BREED YOKO AND NIA WITH HIS BKC
Look at . It's his bull, Lucas Simon. He is respected by everyone itt.
straight man
reading tranga
Kek. It did give me a chuckle.
YIKES
He looks like that tranny who Simon let fuck him because he’s Yoko’s cousin and the closest he could ever get. Did I mention that? It’s in the anime, episode 26 Simon is suchh a cuck he pulls a reverse Chris-chan
The only people that read western comics are trannies.
This and since trannies end up killing themselves more and more comics are losing sales.
Why is this 100% in-character tho…
KEKAROO!!!
Projection much? Almost every tranny has an anime profile pic these days and I am not even trying to troll. Trannies love anime for some weird reason.
L? Mao!
thread wide swanjeet melty
KWAB
Imagine jobbing to jannies twice in a row
It’s funny because this is how simon the prepper literally is
Based. Of course that would happen when western comics are like this . Only masochists would read that stuff.
He ain't lying. Manga is only for straight guys.
Hos is it projection when all western comics are tranny garbage nowadays? Just look at the sales, they speak for themselves(it doesn't help that they have garbage art, writing and paneling either).
If only Thor looked this badass in the MSheU but Pissney won't allow it lol. Meanwhile.
Do you finally see the dark path where straying from the light of Kratos will lead you?
CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!
Thor?
BASE CHADMON THE CHADDGER VICTIM
Spam some Kratos pastas to drive away the kylejeet.
Yeah capeshit is a dead and long forgotten medium at best. Eventually people will forget it ever even existed while animanga continues to expand both in genres and in sales revenue. It's over americucks.
They're just going to call this a tie since the SCP from what I know doesn't have that much attack power, it's just impossible to kill.
IESLB
I will indulge you this time pup. Trannies love anime so much that they ERP with anime profile pics. They love anime. Reason? I don't know.
Kratos please don't destroy India with your boundless power saar
Thor cucks him bro
Simon’s gonna call him Big Bro Thor from now on
Only KINGtos can destroy the Kylejeet.
That's it, I'm nuking India
Women love Thor
Simon can’t even form the mech without yoko and nia
Yoko and nia would canonically leave simon for any other man
Yeah i’m sorry simon but you have a new Big Bro now
Why is my hero like this? Thank you for ruining him, dcucks. I am fucking done with comics now.
Kylejeet.....
When is the fight anyways?
It’s funny because this happened
ThorCHADS.......our HERO makes all the jungle bunnies lose their minds with LUST!
Anon...indians are trannies
I’m rewatching the series through the movie for research purposes, and holy fuck, I forgot how smokin’ hot Yoko was. I rewind every scene a dozen times just to capture every frame of her tits n’ ass jiggling. What the fuck, I am never gonna be able to finish these movies at this rate, all I can think about is this fertile 14yo slut in my bedroom pleasing me 24/7, I am fucking lost, I don’t even care who wins, as long as they give me teen Yoko as a concubine, because GOD, they ruin her design when she gets older.
using dbs terminology
You still haven’t addressed the main point. All western comics are tranny garbage, just look at Superman’s gay son.
Same thing
They're both rapists who shit themselves.
Thor's son isn't gay.
Hal…
(Ask Kyle for a turn with the her after he pulverises the midget)
the jeet is posting gay porn
Lmao.
JANNY DO NOT REDEEM THE REPORTS SAAR
DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNN KYLEXISTERS LOOK LIKE THAT?!?!?!?
Kylecuck......
But... I read western comics...
Doesn't matter. Western comics are still trannyshit.
Do you want me to post the thousands of capeshit cosplays and tweets made by trannies?
Hulk's son is.
Kek, capeshit is so garbage.
Simonbros what is this???
You mean to tell me there is an ENTIRE official DOUJIN your series made
Where Simon SITS IN THE BUSHES and watches SOBBING IN AGONY while his BVLL KAMINA cucks him and FUCKS YOKO while Simon can only CRY and WATCH and MASTURBATE HIMSELF so Kamina doesn’t beat him up?
And then once his BVLL Kamina is FINISHED using and abusing the LOVE OF SIMON’S LIFE like a disgusting cumdumpster, he DIES HEROICALLY SAVING SIMON’S ASS while Simon is renderes powerless by his CANON CUCCK FANTASIES IN EPISODE 8,
and Yoko is so IN LOVE WITH HIS BVLL KAMINA-SAMA that she chooses to become a cumdump to a bunch of BLACK FAT UGLY BASTARDS hoping they can fuck her like KAMINA-SAMA, and she never ever lets cucky simon hit, he STILL has to WATCH like a cuck?
And you’re telling me this literal thing that exists can be found with digits 52406???
KEKYPOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Funny
They will both job to Lucas Simon.
Kylejeet TANKED the tranny jannies btw
capepedos are still getting BTFO by One Piece and Demon Slayer, 2 mangas which infamously get mocked by the rest of the anime community
Lmfaooo
OH NONONONONO SIMONBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR CUCCK FETISH???
FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK I'M NOT EVEN JANNY LEVEL
I used to be a big fan of cape comics but after joining the death battle general I've come to a cruel realization. All of my favorite characters are cucks. All of them. Wtf am I supposed to do now?
Feels good to be a capeCHAD.
Disgusting. Ttgl redditors bring shame upon their fathers
Truth
Cope
literally no relation to the Hulk
What did he mean by this?
It feels good to be a cuck? Wtf is wrong with americucks?
Gold.
Mold.
east vs west console wars always on during prime india hours
KEK
ACK!! DON’T EXPOSE MEEEEEEE
His half-brother is a gay slut and revealed everyone in Asgard is pansexual
Watch CHADnime.
it do be like that.
Sure lmao.
Oh sure but Doomsday vs 682 is especially bad; you have the usual massive DC cosmology autism on Doomsday's side and on 682's side you have an OC that's so much of an autistic power fantasy it seems like pure wank even by SCP's standards. At least with Wonder of U vs 096 what you see is pretty much what you get on both sides, and it would ensure that SCP's only appearance on Death Battle would be a loss since I legitimately do not see how 096 can beat Wonder of U even with retarded SCP glazing.
and Simon also worships his bull btw
Because the CULK gets BTFO by radical feminists now.
Indeed Superbro.
Kino
Slop
Capefaggots......ya lost.
game where the cat gets cucked
What did he mean by this
RDT_20250508_2327471959020934663658880
tranimeKEKS are literally re*ditors
Kek.
even plebbit makes fun of capeshit now
Capejeets......
Just accept it.
this is what an average CapeCHAD looks like
FUARKKKKKK!!
CapeDESTITUTE
BOOM.
Spider-man victim.
The janny that gaped kylejeet is Bueno btw
Nothing changed, Kylejeets are in maximum meltdown mode and are spamming the threads to try and make people think Kyle is the winner.
Maybe the cat reads too much capeshit.
Probably closer to this after Lou's generation
Although I am reminded of how Hulk Hogan got his name by mogging Lou Ferrigno. Somehow it always ends up tying back to pro wrestling
CapeGODS are calm, rational and secure in their victory
tranimeKEKS are posting cuckshit and acting like apes
My my....the meltdown when Simon jobs will be glorious.
Spiderman could beat KENSHIRO himself? No way. Say his name!
Wolverine and Spider-man unironically solo the verse.
Spider-Man is a hormone victim.
CapeGODS are calm, rational and secure
Is this what “calm, rational and secure” looks like?
desuarchive.org
Thor would turn into a bashful, submissive twink if you're just a rude, condescending, misandrist prick to him
Indians are BOUNDLESS cuckspammers
Spider-Man got touched as a kid and no one cares about JOBverine.
mods deleted the earlier kylejeet cope thread
KWAB
ad hominem
knows that GODverine can tank anything they throw at him
My HEROES!!!
Wolverine and Spider-man unironically solo the-AIIIEEEAAAAAGHIDEBU
Why did they do this to the guy that women love?
wolverine
Yes. Wolverine solos.
JOBverine lost to a deer and is always getting whooped by Spider-Man.
youtube.com
Well, Hercules does at least!
......the faggot competition.
Wolverine I could see. Eventually. Wolverine's claws are so stupidly hard and sharp I don't think Kenshiro could get away with the old "clench your muscles to keep your opponent's knife hand in you to leave them open to a counter" trope
Look at these faggots. Is this what Indians love to read about? Embarrassing.
TANKED
Yup.
Alternate universe
Keky. Wolverine solos the verse.
Kenshiro would just throw him into the sun and he'd be stuck in space forever.
If you're fighting for your life against a gay Romanian you're not beating wolverine
says kylejeet while posting gay porn
Kill yourself.
Tanked
It sent him flying. He also lost to basically a regular dude except from space (Spock). He's getting folded by anyone of Guts' level, let alone Kenshiro.
the weakest hokutobro tanks what reduces wolverine to a skeleton no problem
Fool... All you've done is summon hot claws Wolverine. Kenshiro is fucked!
keeps posting crossover
Kek. JOBshiro? Can't put down Wolverine. Gets diced. Done. Solos the verse.
cuckoldry
faggotry
Only KINGtos can save these halls now.
Bro Wolverine sucks nigger dick lol
Don't let comiccucks bully you
Kenshiro can't put him down permanently
Wolverine solos.
Wolverinebro forgot his humiliation
Kekkaroo
Probably the best Death Battle episode of all time. Had the best BGM and one of the the best 3D fights in the series. Plus Wokeverinetroons were eternally BTFO by the guy who DIDN'T manage to tear his own family apart and actually managed to have a relatively comfy life outside of combat, unlike Aloneverine.
KILLS Kyle because Grand Stars have infinite energy
SHITverinebros…
This is the guy you're championing? I know battleboarders always ignore what happens in the actual series but come on
Which scans are those? They look pretty crisp.
Show me Jack not fighting for his life against a gay Romanian he outclasses physically by a factor of hundreds
KWAB!
Delete this, Jagi is the strongest Hokuto.
kek
Bowser has an infinite wishing device
FINITEylebros...
Wussverine is always getting hammered by Colossus. Kenshiro is like Colossus with durability negation and soul destruction via weird spirit martial arts powers. He'd instakill any version of Wokeverine.
Mangadex says Delinquent-manga. But the whole thing doesn't look like this
Wolverine’s face when he tries to jab his claws into Kenshiro’s chest only for them to completely pass through as though he were a ghost
gets one tapped by Daredevil
Wussverinefags.......Kenshiro is going to make mincemeat of our fraud..... :(
J-Jagi-dono is here??
Wolverine jobbed to pressure point attacks from Spock
616 Colossus is stronger than anyone in Hokuto.
Because plenty of the simonfags were shitposting the previous threads with out of context panels and blatant misinformation. I remember one anon was claiming that Imperiex was being drained while Kyle was holding back his big bang except that only happened AFTER Superman flew into him whilst Kyle was still holding him back. But unless you cared enough to check if he was lying, the shitposters just kept on coming until they reached their bedtime.
What's ACTUALLY going to happen is Swan will use bad math to justify giving Kyle some absurd dimensional-tiering under the pretense that White Lantern powers are claimed to be more powerful than regular lanterns but they lack any decent feats to show for it so they'll do this shit:
Why does he suck so fucking much, holy shit.
Spock scales to the Q who are easily hyperversal infinite dimensional
More seriously I could think of gento koken (cell level disintegration), hokuto ryuken memory wipe into vegetable, I'm pretty sure Nanto has some feats for anti-regen... As long as you're allowing gaidens. Not sure the whackier Souten no Ken powernull stuff would work but given it cares not if you "die" within it I guess it'd be a willpower test.
It's probably the new reprinted Viz translation.
Wolverine has crazy high ends and crazy lows
No he isn't.
old Ultimate universe
Getting desperate.
They could've went to Bat in the Sun
Probably weren't available
Is Kyle jobbing to a city level explosion out of context?
In between his classic fight with Gladiator, arm wrestling the Thing and his showings against the likes of Juggernaut, yeah, I think that's fair to say
illiterate kylebro is a redditor who feels the need to share his epic screencaps here
Lmao how do they keep outing themselves
Colossus still bullies Wokeverine every time they fight in the main universe.
hokuto ryuken memory wipe into vegetable
IIRC, isn't Wolverine resistant to having his memories tampered with because of some vague ass "mental scar tissue" that enables his brain to retain his memories and withstand telepathic attacks?
All Kenshiro needs to do is rip off his head like Raiden did and it's GG.
Wolverine tanks that
Colossus fighting Gladiator, Hulk and Juggs im the main universe
Literally proving my point.
...there's no way they're actually going to do this
right?
Kyle's small silhouette is still discernable above the crater in the wide view
scaling
scaling
scaling
Do comic characters have any actual feats that aren't just "they fought a guy"
Is he strong enough to pull apart Adamantium? I can't really remember anything in Fist of the North Star where he was able to do something similar like that as a strength feat.
samefag
He got thrown around like a ragdoll even if it wasn't hurting him, all Kenshiro needs to do is throw him into the sun and it's over, he can even temporarily immobilize Wokeverine before doing it by attacking the soul first. Also Kenshiro isn't a pedophile like SHITverine is either.
You were the first one to say scaling in this thread
Seems more likely they'll give him the 12x multiplier from the inertron feat to get him to 147.6 dimensional
They'll just need to find some other thing in DC to corroborate that number (maybe the snowflake)
Mental scar tissue? He can't regenerate that?
Worst case he could perform a permanent paralysis not unlike when he removed Souther's ability to jump. Given it's all based on ki and channeling points it's kind of hard to tell the interaction.
REDDITORyle…
He literally tanked a building falling on top of him and kept walking forward like nothing was happening. Something like that happening to Wokeverine would literally crush him no matter how much adamantium he has. He'd have to take a while at least to heal from it and Kenshiro can just kill him while he's down.
Thanks for proving my point I guess
So he can't? Wolverine wins then.
Dumb Cucks are redditors. Knew it.
Wolverine is a purely physical fighter and Kenshiro can turn intangible so Kenshiro wins btw
Kenshiro isn't even a physical beast on the level of the Hulk, Grimm,Juggs and Piotr.
I literally just said he could.
They've done bad math like this before, and they'll do it again.
For fucks's sake, just look at how they justified Hulk losing to Doomsday via chemical imbalances in the brain even though that's not how that fucking works. Or in Wolverine vs Raiden, they used Misty Knight's antarctic vibranium arm to liquefy adamantium to justify Raiden's HF blade being capable of the same thing and conveniently ignoring that Wolverine's claws can literally physically interact with Silver Samurai's tachyon-charged sword without getting cut.
It's all just bad math on the way down.
?
For fucks's sake, just look at how they justified Hulk losing to Doomsday via chemical imbalances in the brain even though that's not how that fucking works.
Kek. That was always weird to me. They used the Sentry fight as an example, but Bruce was fine and he literally transformed a second after miek spilled the beans.
can't follow a basic discussion chain
Smartest capefag
Err, that was only in a movie I'm pretty sure. Kenshiro is vulnerable to piercing attacks. He's been pierced by a crossbow bolt and a harpoon. Even Raoh and Fudo who were both absolute monsters couldn't withstand harpoons. Wolverine would 100% be able to cut Kenshiro like butter. Whether you think he wins or not, Wolverine can cut him
retard thinks concrete is adamantium
Kek.
Ghost Rider's (who's beaten all those people) most consistent physical feat of power was throwing a building which was mentioned on both of his DB episodes and which Kenshiro tanked. Kenshiro BTFOs Marvel.
Something like that happening to Wokeverine would literally crush him no matter how much adamantium he has.
Yeah but hed still be alive. Guy withstood nukes and came out alright. Hed be stuck underneath the rubble but he wouldnt be dead and whats to stop him from literally just clawing his way out?
There’s no way, after nearly 200 episodes, that they’ll just randomly start accepting dimensional tiering, after so many previous fights ignored it. Like, how the fuck are they gonna allow this, but not allow 11D Chief to shitstomp Doomslayer?
What's to stop Kenshiro from ripping his brain out through his eyesockets and crushing it, permanently killing him?
To be honest Ghost Rider is a joke and I wouldn't use him as a point of reference for any comparison.
NTA but Ken only gets to the level of strength where he could ragdoll you into the stratosphere once you include all the adaptations, the sky splitting "feats", Gaidens and the 1986 movie where he and Raoh ruin an entire city just by clashing. I think in the anime he straight up throws a guy into the air, never to be seen again.
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Basically, he's really strong once you're generous with what you allow.
It's weird how they went back on Wolverine vs Raiden with Shredder vs Silver Samurai when that fight should've had the same outcome except with Silver Samurai winning. Guess they just really wanted Marvel to lose again, idk.
ran from the Hulk
Kek.
Again, how? Nothing in fist of the north star ever really suggests that kenshiro is capable of being that strong apart from casually walking through a skyscraper, but even then we know that the tensile strength of adamantium is closely comparable with vibranium.
Ken blew up Zeed's brain to rescue Lin, didn't he? Unless this wouldn't work on Wolverine, I heard his regen varies.
That random mook? Spawn level and murders Lobo.
Marvel's strongest losing to regular goons
Capeshitters......?
His regen solely relies on his brain. If and when he ever loses that, it's over. So yeah, Kenshiro unironically is the perfect counter to Wolverine.
seiyashitter thinks he's in good company
SeiyaBROWNS
SeiyaPEDOS
Thor solos the verse.
I bet you've never seen an episode of Saint Seiya in your life
Wolverine regenerated from a skeleton. He solos the verse.
Pic or it didn't happen.
If he loses his brain he can't regen from shit. His brain was intact and still protected by his adamantium skull in that nuke feat. But Kenshiro can just bypass that like he did with Zeed. So Kenshiro would just one-shot Wolverine and can literally take advantage of Wolvie's biggest weakness.
I still remember how in Apocalypse vs Black Adam they claimed that Poccy is somehow able to scale to the fucking Phoenix Force because they scaled him to Archangel who was amped with the Death Seed at the time and he just... scared off the Phoenix? With the Death Seed? That basically implies that any X-Man that has ever fought with and hurt Apocalypse would be fucking Phoenix-tier threat which means Wolverine's claws are strong enough to hurt the Phoenix because of that one time he stabbed Poccy in the ass or something.
And then not even a whole year later, they contradicted themselves again with Phoenix vs Raven where now Raven is more powerful than the fucking Phoenix Force which means, going by Death Battle logic, Raven is far more powerful than Black Adam even though Black Adam is constantly shown to be more powerful than Raven on any given day. Shit is so retarded.
protected by his skull
what are eye sockets
Kek. Wolverine solos.
The fuck you mean he ran? He literally left because he had no business trying to fight Hulk because he wasn't guilty.
Without his brain he'd be gone since he wouldn't cognitively know to regenerate. Kenshiro one taps just like regular ass Daredevil did years ago.
Yeah he did.
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Maybe Jew Battle just loves to subvert expectations.
no argument
Yup. Wolverine tanks and solos.
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Seems more likely they'll give him the 12x multiplier from the inertron feat to get him to 147.6 dimensional
Where the fuck did THAT number come from?
They'll just need to find some other thing in DC to corroborate that number (maybe the snowflake)
I really doubt they'll give him the hundred-dimensional scaling from the goddamn Wildstorm universe, but if they do, fuck it, might as well give Simon the Otoko scaling then.
If they count alternate universes as extra dimensions then TTGL is infinite dimensional
Similar thing happened before when Hulk as the Green Scar kept hitting him over and over in the face. He was out of commission for a while but he still recovered.
implying that anyone in Hokuto has the same level of power as green scar
Bait or retarded?
What is the context for this scene? What I'm looking up online shows that he got attacked by some dude named Nitro here and regen'd from connective tissue that survived.
The best regen fest he has (drop of blood) relied on touching some plot device.
retarded statement
Average capefaggot.
ignoring the double retcon this number was put through, that would be so many spatial dimensions, there's no way of fathoming what it would look like in motion, or a fight. especially when it's presented as a disjointed mess to be connected to different characters from different runs and writers who didn't play into dimensional scaling. it's comical in the sense that the character would clearly have a volume and mass instead of some infinite density or some shit. dimensional scaling was a mistake, but that's a truism by now
Kratos would never hurt Warrior-Z
His adamantium skeleton can withstand the Hulk hitting him over and over again. His brain was literally turned to mush from the repeated blows. I think the only one baiting and retarded here is you.
Kek.
It's from Wolverine Vol 3 48, if you wanna check it out
Wokeverine literally got destroyed by Shang-Chi's random nobody friend
When's the last time Marvel actually let him win at anything? All he seems to do is just get his ass beat now.
Nobody in HNK can exert the same amount of force that Green scar can.
Nitro is basically a mutant that can literally level entire cities because his mutant ability is to explode like a thermonuclear warhead. Wolverine was hunting him down as revenge against him detonating in front of an elementary school which kicked off the original Civil War event.
It doesn't matter how tough the adamantium is if his brain is still as soft and as penetrable as a regular human brain.
SeiyaCHADS fucking WON
destroyed
literally shows a page where he's just getting flung into the air
Bait or retarded?
.....'t ever get an official Death Battle episode.
yeah, and he can literally heal from that too as we've seen from the scans being posted.
Seiya boutta fraudcheck animanga's top dog soon.....
Hulk's giga earthquake punches don't matter
Kek.
… but enough about Madoka.
...a beating.
they'll give him the 12x multiplier from the inertron feat
Pardon?
Wolverine got pinned down by a steamroller so why doesn't Kenshiro just drop something heavy on his face?
No he can't. Without his brain, there's no source from which to heal from. The only place where that wasn't the case was in the old Ultimate Universe.
Who?
*Kraka-BOOOOOOOOM*
Street tier lords..run for your FUCKING LIVES.
Don't forget he got his balls shot off too. Your average Punisher or Winter Soldier can already destroy Wokeverine so why can't an actual high tier metahuman monster like Kenshiro who tanks buildings like they're nothing?
… in the biggest jobbers of all time contest which was won by DC, Marvel and Dragon Ball.
what is with you and picking random verses to stir shit up with?
Chick on the right.
...on opposite day.
So closer to a highball Ken once you just use anything in souten, hokuto or the gaidens including the cloud splits.
But does Logan need to be conscious to regen at least? Can he die without oxygen or at least stay permanently KO'd?
He's for Toguro who also solos capeshit.
ENDS YOUR THREAD.
Without his brain, there's no source from which to heal from
Suppose his brain does explode inside his adamantium skull, right? You do understand that his literal grey matter can just pick itself up and regenerate from that because his nigh-unbreakable skull prevents it from leaking out. He'll be incapacitated for who knows how long, but he'll live because what remains of his brains is still inside an enclosed space where it's close enough to heal.
There's a reason why Professor X said that the only way to kill him is to decapitate him and put his head far away from his body.
...up until they run into Spiderman and get medium-diffed.
Both of them are my wives.
alternate universe
I see.....you are retarded.
Really hope Goku does fight Seiya next and not Sonic.
Eh. Kasumi was pierced by a bullet. And the cloud splitting thing isn't about stats. That's so hilariously out of touch I can't believe it's ever been considered legit
Saitama HEEMS this fraud.
Ends you
That literally happened in 616 you fucking idiot. It was in the Punisher Knights run which happened canonically in the 616 universe.
That's why it's a highball. Anime Ken tanks a tank shell. Clearly it's not the standard manga version, nevermind that DB used movie feats for him.
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Spider-Man will be too busy being drained into unconsciousness.
Entire Knights line got retconned.
I get that, but I see highball as the most generous plausible interpretation. I don't see the cloud splitting things, including Raoh's death and Ken's fight with Falco, to be some shockwave thing at all.
Anime Ken tanks a tank shell
True. Now this may sound like downplay, but I don't know if the tank shell hit him square in the chest. Or even if it should be seen that way. It's more or less one of those... anime tanks. If you know what I mean
Dance, puppets, Dance
It might still be too early to tell, but DoomChief has kinda stagnated in terms of viewcount. Any theories as to why this is?
obvious falseflags
trying to make MarvelCHADS fight each other
Dark Ages flopped so badly people don't want to watch his DB anymore
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I get you, but we're in the DB thread and I doubt anyone else is gonna hold back on their feats, or DB themselves for that matter.
Nevertheless, would Wolverine be able to handle suffocation like this or is it a complete incap?
They'll just need to find some other thing in DC to corroborate that number (maybe the snowflake)
They'll also include Metron's claims of the 28 "known" dimensions as well and heavly lampshade that the true number of spatial dimensions in DC's cosmology is either infinite or unknown to justify it, but that the only certain thing is that Simon's not getting past the level of dimensionality that Kyle is outputting.
Gay.
Thor is also fiction's other Protective Guardian. He and Robert work in tandem to keep all of our favorite HEROES safe and happy. GOODbros......
No it didn't. Anything and everything that happened in 616 is canon to that universal timeline.
Halo is sadly dead and Dark Ages is mediocre compared to Eternal. Not that Doom was ever *all that*, so to speak. Halo was *all that*, like 15 years ago
It's just a way to justify DC's cosmology being infinity plus 1 in size when it clearly isn't.
And they could just make Simon surpass dimensionality if they applied wank to both sides evenly.
It did.
Doom keeps winning so people find it boring since his new game is doing so well and the last Halo thing that came out was that faggy and inaccurate as fuck TV show. It's just unfair to Chief which is why people have stopped watching it as much. It sucks because Halo to Hell might be the best track from the show in a long, long time.
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It's funny how the big bang expansion feats makes DC's universes finite since infinitely sized objects don't expand larger physically but Death Battle can't recognize it.
Fair enough. I suppose that's the Death Battle way. Even if this cloud stuff never sat right with me in any verse.
would Wolverine be able to handle suffocation like this
Whether it would kill him outright or not depends on the writer. But it's a safe bet that things like drowning and suffocation will incapacitate him. The way I see it, Wolverine can very well kill Kenshiro with his claws. But Kenshiro has infinite ways to incapacitate Wolverine and most likely kill him eventually
Uh oh
DUMBKEKS!??!??
The problem is the implication of an explosion of matter in preexisting space, instead of the expansion of space itself
Green Arrow gets it, too
DC's cosmology is literally a 2D shape
Simon wins.
Even in the latter case here the fact that universes are enclosed in a larger space surrounding them means they have finite limits.
KING
Wolverine killed his own son by drowning so it's something that is at least, I think it's safe to say a bloodlusted Ken could just Musou Tensei next to him, press the suffocation point and permanently incapacitate him. Or at least, it's possible.
How the fuck does such a pitiful company still exist? They should've ran out of fuel decades ago.
Dante solos that pizza btw
W-who are you?
..........a HERO.
I also think the rivalry isn't really there anymore outside of the DB superfans, since Microsoft owns both characters now. Too bad for DA, since this episode was one of those perfect matches for his animation style (cause zero mouthflaps to deal with).
Don't forget.
Neil 'sexpest' Gaiman
Definitely incap. There's realistically no way for Ken to permanently kill Wolverine because as long as his skeleton remains intact, his brain isn't going anywhere, and since nothing in Fist has ever output a level of strength even close to comparable to a Green Scar Hulk, let alone surpassing it, Ken really doesn't have anything to break or destroy the adamantium coating his skeleton.
Dead Company just got fraudchecked by a confirmed rapist
Oh No......
...of all family murderers.
As long as his skeleton remains intact, his brain isn't going anywhere
Can't he directly target the brain though? Or will that regen as long as he has bones?
...of all BOUNDLESS BEASTS.
Can't he directly target the brain though?
nah
Or will that regen as long as he has bones?
yep
refer to and for the reasons why that is
Unless he straight up disintegrates it, I'm sure it would regenerate in time. At least if we're highballing
*well actually, yes to both. he CAN target Wolverine's brain, it's just that he'll just heal from it because the adamantium coating in his skull seals it shut and close together so that it can heal properly but he's not going to die.
...of Bearchad's laundry.
Funny how this random goon's execution might enable a Ken win, at least if Wolverine's allowed most of his feats.
That makes more sense.
Superbros...
Anon Babble babble
Go back.
Everyone in this thread kneels to Alex btw
all talk of Simon vs Kyle has boiled down to shitslinging "muh energy drain"
Hope when this episode finally drops you can kill yourselves.
He lost to both and needed to be saved by Shang-Chi afterwards anon.
With every source available to me… the crossovers, the shows and comics, the writer tweets, the author interviews, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KYLE DESTROYING A GALAXY, MUCH LESS A UNIVERSE! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KYLE, who I have WORSHIPPED for 30 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he will be JOBBING against a guy who was not only NOT RAPED but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY GALAXIES and UNIVERSES. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from Anon Babble, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a galaxy, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
Hope comp Mickey vs comp Bugs is the 100th episode. That'll be a way more interesting debate on the forums.
Drainchads... we mindbroke this sissy
Why are capeshitters like this?
Did you just forget that capeshit promotes trannies even harder than animanga ever did?
ASH PEASANTS please explain why he doesn't immediately kneel to the PHARAOH.
I woulda survived, healing factor and all
Ok, retarded and illiterate, I see.
I think the idea was more that he could be ragdolled easily.
Wolverine getting thrown into a convenient ditch and saying that he still would've survived isn't the same thing as Ken obliterating his ass, what are you on about? Go back and find some better comic book panels.
Did you just forget that capeshit promotes trannies even harder than animanga ever did?
Ken obliterating his ass
Glad you agree to that.
Nah they pretty much want Kyle to win. I mean they gave Simon practically NOTHING in his segment while the moment they started talking about Kyle they glazed his ass harder than dozen donuts.
Harder than Pokefags Glaze Arceus and Digifags Glaze Zeed.
Like they basically are saying Kyle solos Anime with these stats.
It's downright sickening. no amount of anime crossdressers will ever matter in the face of what the big two have done
Swan…
Look how JACKED Thor is compared to these fags? FUARKKK!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
G, post that comic panel of Thor being bound up and naked.
Comics scaling is pretty bull so I doubt Ken could conmpletely obliterate him but all the pressure points for forced exhalation or even sleep should work.
Agreed.
His sister dated a tranny, too. And Loki, himself, is a tranny
Like in the myths.
I hate this shit
Leonard is literally me.
Loki wasn't "my son who is also my daughter, yas queen slay em" in the mythology. He was just a degenerate shapeshifter like Zeus
Bait or retarded?
troons are cyclops supporters
Should have known.
Why are all capeshitters such enormous faggots?
I hate capeshit so much.
force
That's not how HNK works. The whole meme of hokuto shinken is that Kenshiro hits you, and it seems to do no damage, but he actually hit your pressure point and so you are already exploding inside, or becoming Kenshiro's puppet, etc.
Hulk does it by force being transmitted through to the inner side of the skeleton. Kenshiro just gets to the inner side by default because that's what he does.
Yep, all capeshitters are squirmish faggots just like their beloved characters.
Capeshit may as well have never existed at all. I mean toei is one of the biggest anime studious out there and they've been around since 1954, several years before Marvel, which is the consistently most popular capeshit company in the world, ever made most of their biggest and most primary characters in the 60s. Animanga was already on its own trajectory towards success even before then. So it's like I said.......capeshit may as well have never existed at all.
literal fake panels
Hmm?
They gave Kyle infinite dimensional in the dbcast. Didnt mean shit in the end
This was real, you nigger.
Drinking soda
He would not find sitting around in a room surrounded by twenty something year olds entertaining, much less if he was sober.
It's a parody of a comic book cover
Hey who wins
Captain America or Daredevil?
Jiren.
Captain America
Cap takes it.
TRANga didn't even exist until Tezuka traced CHADmics.
Got to learn somehow.
I wonder how legit Kenshiro's non-mt phasing is.
I think the chances for Kyle to win dropped down from 99% to 95% cuz of the sudden and suspicious focus on the 24h lantern charge.
SHITmics can’t co anything but endlessly reference CHADnga now that they’ve been surpassed.
196,833 dimensional space
So does it mean it exists in dimension 196,833 or it exists in 196,833 dimensions? Also the way they describe it almost sound like spiral energy.
There's no way the fight is lasting 24 hours. Could Kyle just alter what 24 hours is to make the lantern last longer?
If he could his ring’s energy supply wouldn’t be finite.
its not about it taking 24h
but that simon can drain the enegy from the ring
196,833 dimensional spaces
still a finite multiverse
Uhhh, what
That Sentry vs Saga match up is insane. It would need to be Hades for it to not be a complete stomp.
Just wondering if there's some loophole he could do. Also how long does it take to recharge? A second? A minute? An hour?
Simon can convert attacks into spiral power as far as I remember but he cannot actively drain energy. Kyle's attacks can just get converted and each use of the ring does drain it as far as I know so the fight might rely on him timing out Kyle essentially.
The 24 hour thing isn't the issue. Its overtaxing it and having it drained that turns that to zero. The point was that it's finite and all those big numbers mean shit if the other guy can just match it like a Doomsday that doesn't need to get rekt first and drain that battery to zero.
Kill yourself listroon
half the thread has been cuckspam
I just think Spiral Power will even the playing field and surpass the White Lantern's power alone
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