Death Battle

Kyle wins. Time for real MEN TO FIGHT!!

Thor solos.

Who stops who first?

I like this matchup. Thor should win but in a crossover event I could also see He-Man lifting Mjolnir

Pure MUSCLE KINO.

BRING US RAYNER

Jannies ban him please

Mario and Luigi would beat Sephiroth, right?

N-no guys, you don’t GET IT! A Galaxy in DragonBall is worth 69,420 Quadrajillion Morbillion trillion Regular-sized universes!

Is universe-size scaling the most pathetic copium Powerscalefags have ever mustered up?

Walt because he has a gun.

Walter would make short work of Light. You need Batman with prep to even faze him

but much cuckoldry

Because Breaking Bad fans LOVE Skyler, right? Lmao

BRING ME ASS KETCHUP
youtu.be/dQ0-wIFq3dU?si=OOqC2bNowVO2HW6w&t=476

Why are you trying to deny universal Dragon Ball, the Godku and Beerus clash doesn't get more blatant.

And then he celebrates by proceeding to impregnate every horny jungle bunny in existence.

Yamcha was talking about the Namekian Dragon Balls

NUDE

godsend

NUDE

Freaky.

Light would just get L to do it for him. just get an FBI patsy to shoot him off the record. Otherwise, Walter lacks the resources to find and kill someone like Light.
Yep. Supernova is a Gravity attack with an illusion spell over it. But even if you took Supernova wank literally Mario and Luigi are Galaxy-level or something equally autistic.

We need Daredevil back for the superior animanga vs capeshit fight.

Hulkzilla or Ashugi, which one is going to be the season finale?

L could do it but could you argue a Light as his peak is when L is dead?

CHADulkzilla.

This would be a kino matchup, but I can't see it ending in anything but a draw canonically since Thor would quickly realize how cool He-Man and would invite him to get drunk on Asgard mid fight.

Neither. It will be Jack vs Grinch to celebrate Christmas 2025.

Toyo's fanfic

getting downgraded on VSBW unlike the canon anime

They might arm wrestle and throw Eternia out of orbit

Jack scales to DMC gameplay. This is a hard stomp.

The original track has to be called "Meth Note".

Based.

And then they'd both go around cucking fiction together.

He-man is part black.

Not so fast, longhair. Hulk gets Superman first

BORINGlkzilla

KINOshgi

The choice is clear.

come on man leave thor out of your sexual fantasies

Listened to the Bill Cipher vs Mxyzptlk deathcast. I feel like they kind of downplayed Bill here. That new Book of Bill can make you unintentionally sell your soul to Bill, shit's nuts.

Grinch scales to making you horny

capeCHAD makes a KINO cape thread

tranimefags start falseflagging and talking about cucking

Why are they like this?

Both of their mythos have niggers in it for no good reason

That's an outerversal random orc alien, he scales to the anti life equation and could one tap Darkseid

Well...

They simply can't handle capeKINO.

Something I always wondered when a character has super toughness and all that. Like...wouldnt that mean they die, their body doesnt rot? Hell, they would never get sick either since viruses and that need to break down your cells to mess with you.

Destructive power

So the destruction caused gets worse, but the kinetic energy caused by the punches clashing is the same at all times. Not to mention how this isn't a thing in the manga.

Where did this logic even COME from, anyway?
Like, with planetary characters I get it. A guy that can blow up Earth is less powerful than a guy that can blow up Jupiter.
But once you get into Universe sizes it’s so abstract and vague that it’s just autistic fanfic math at that point.

Isn't Asgard supposed to be White Norse Heaven? I still hate how they cast Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie btw. Fucking yidsney.

The scam call center's autistic melty last thread

KEKAROO!

Brunhilde....my beloved.

AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO COULD SAVE US
I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT
I'LL HOLD ON TO THE WINGS OF THE EAGLES
WATCH AS THEY ALL FLY AWAY!

Walter makes too many dumb mistakes. He'd slip up and Light would pick up on them. Inversely, all Light needs to do is find out Walt's real name then just accelerate his cancer with the Death Note.

Mxyzptlk is for Impossible Man.

if the shockwaves get more powerful as they venture into space at faster than light speeds i would assume they're gaining momentum, not losing it

Does Light usually write down suspects names or only someone who's a convicted criminal? He could have a better chance depending on how long investigation takes.

When Sentry died to Knull's bussy expansion technique, his corpse was thrown into a lake and was there for several days before being fished out and was barely decomposed at all. The nu-Thunderbolts decided to use it as a bomb since it was releasing solar radiation and carried it around with them after duct taping his upper and lower half together and used it as a shield by carrying it on their back and hiding behind it sometimes.

Kyle wins

… the jobbing competition.

It's because there's lesser and lesser distinctive names and variations for progressively bigger realms, universes etc. Stuff like planets, all the way down to buildings exist and can easily be seen in real life, but the more big and vague something is, people are guaranteed to have a looser grasp on it compared to something that's real and has understandable and specific logic behind it.

retards not doing their job

redundant fight that already happened

same guy fight

only someone who's a convicted criminal?

Wait fuck, Walter White got arrested for yelling at that officer over the broken windshield. It's over.

Generally only convicted criminals but he'd probably be willing to expand on that if he got a tip from the DEA that Heisenberg was operating in New Mexico

tub of lard Lex Luthor

I forgot Lex used to be of a portly complexion

Nah, on low ends, Mario is like, slightly large boulder level while Sephiroth cuts through buildings like butter.
On a more wanked end you have various potentian continent-planet Mario stuff vs Supernova (it's legit a supernova according to the ultimania).
On the high end you have universal (maybe slightly above) Mario, vs Sephiroth with Gilgamesh scaling getting Multiverse scaling.

Kylejeetbros...

Maybe, but I think that's kind of broad. Is Light even a good detective or just good at hiding his own ass? It's been years so I'm probably misremembering stuff. L is obviously a different story, he catches him within the day.

Sephy can summon actual supernovas!

This will always make me laugh because if he could do that. Why not just nuke the planet and let everyone die? That was the plan anyway.

literally got back from complete molecular destruction by Molecule man

"muh never fought a high tier cosmic character"

defeated Galactus

only died in Siege because he wanted to stay dead

Sup Cates.

not him but what would happen if Sephiroth and Cloud were shot in the forehead?

They would die instantly, like anyone else.

Mario can destroy suns in base form

Sephiroth is for Aizen.

His dad brought him on board to help with the Kira case since he knew he was so smart and from that perspective he was good enough to offer "help" that fooled trained detectives besides obviously L but yeah it was mostly just to cover his ass. I do think if he's aware of the meth business to any degree he'd eventually be able to narrow it down if you also assume he's in with the police force's backing like in the show.

Depends: Is this a dramatic death scene or are you a random Lv.1 Shinra Mook in a random encounter?

MARIOMARIOMARIO

See

could you imagine how much comics would suck if the characters were actually as powerful as Death Battle says they are?

Why was Bowser VS Eggman so well researched and put together. Yet, so many episodes are obvious bias with wonky research and reasoning?

Yeah the conflicts would all end in like 2 seconds and it'd be boring as fuck.

post Mario destroying sun sized suns

it doesn't count

Interesting.

they would also result in all life in every universe being annihilated in the crossfire!

One word:
Passion.
They actually cared for and were invested in both characters, maybe because they grew up playing the Mario and Sonic games.

could you imagine how much comics would suck

I don't have to imagine anything. They already do suck, that's why nobody reads that shit anymore.

Yeah, I think a MU would only make sense if for plot reasons New Mexico calls a Japanese detective so he'd be able to talk to the DEA and Hank. Hank might just be the downfall honestly,

Yeah, my brother in law got the big C, he started to gamble to pay for the cancer. I didn't expect a guy like him to be able to keep a poker face

and then it's over from there

if it wasn't IN the comic, that means its not IN the comic

I'm... a Fallout protagonist using V.A.T.S.

every comic would be an episode of ttgl

sounds kay

You could say the same thing about a lot of video game characters.
The only lore explanation is that Supernova is still an attack born of the Lifestream, so the FF7 planet is just stronger than a supernova.

Imagine if Superman actually had no limits like Death Battle claims, his comics would be boring as fuck.

Why DOESN'T DB scale Batman as being able to destroy the universe with one punch?
There's plenty of instances of him obviously hurting characters they scale to multiverse-level durability.
Their own rules make no esceptions for outliers or bad writing, logically they SHOULD have him way higher than where they put him.

I feel like the only reason people wanted Simon vs Kyle was because they wanted Gurren Lagann on the show. Everything I've heard about Kyle just makes him sound like a self-insert rewrite of a preexisting character with little to their name other than the fact that people think he's some sort of overpowered green lantern deluxe.

Isn't Superman more about doing the right thing? He has all the power in the world and he uses it for good.

No the plan was deal enough damage to the planet to force the life stream to take action so he can absorb it not destroy the planet

try and search up that one bumper where Batman just shoots a Pokémon to joke about Batman being superior to Pokémon

find one where Ash knocks Kyle out of the sky instead

funny

He has all the power in the world

… except for when he’s fighting Darkseid… and Doomsday… and Zodd…

Boring fight He-Chad mogs marvel

While I do agree that Owen wasn't exactly doing things like picrel, could one make the argument that if he had been at this level, Sentry would have scaled up along with him?

If you can knock the wind out of somebody it stands to reason yu are at least 1/1,000,000,000 their strength. So Batman SHOULD be universal by DB's rules.
shit man is that why you think they do it?
Well I mean they also make exceptions for Captain America, Wolverine, Spider-Man. I think Spidey would be high multiversal based on his confrontations with Hulk alone.

Because he's too busy losing to falling rocks.

The lifestream is just the life force of the planet. It isnt fucking magic or anything. If the planet could survive A SUPERNOVA, then Meteor wouldnt have done a thing.

I am sure making the sun go supernova would destroy the planet.

Sentry would have scaled up along with him?

well yes, obviously people who write comics arbitrarilly decide characters are near-peers in power in order to get the fights that they want.

Lmfaoo

I agree tht Batman obviously isn't that strong but BY THE ESTABLISHED RULES OF DEATH BATTLE he should be placed at that power level.

4kids turtles

Capeshit is garbage though.

Imagine if Kratos was as strong as Death Battle says, there wouldn’t even be any gameplay in his franchise, you press the start button and you’re already at the end credits screen.

You think if they ever made this episode they'd use Marvel/DC scaling to make these two universe busters?
Or is there a chance they'd be somewhat non-retarded if they made such a fight?

Probably the latter since no one would believe them if they did the former.

certainy the Dad of Boy games would be over in the blink of an eye considering he can just zip to wherever he wants in one octodecillionth of a second

Like Kyle, Kratos has outerversal knowledge. He knows his studio would go out of business if this happened. He and Kyle could just jump out of their respective media but they want to entertain hundreds and keep steady jobs for comic book artists and game developers.

Doesnt conan deal with dr doom at some point

use composite so Tarzan also gets Kingdom Hearts scaling

DC says DC heralds job to street levelers

Death Battle: They're actually gigaversal!

DC says Batman and Joker could kill everyone else on the planet if they wanted to

Death Battle: Actually Batman is a jobber!

In actual DC canon DC says that Batman would solo everyone, so Death Battle clearly doesn't follow DC canon.

people believed them just fine when they said Kratos was more pwowrfult han Asura

random posts deleted here

look in the other thread

tons of deleted posts

Didn't think he'd engage in actual conversation.

Who got banned this time?

Raj’s cuck fantasies got nuked again.

Kylejeet jobbed to the janny again KWAB

KH Tarzan is still nothing special whatsoever given he only appears at the very beginning of KH1

they just ignore that and scale him all the way to KH3 anyways

goddamn if they just made the episode about who has more retarded crossover scaling that would suck so much.
Didn't Sanji vs Might Guy end with them analyzing 0 feats from either character cus the entire match was decided by chain scaling?

kyle wins

Kylebros...we can't even evade the ban hammer, we're not even janny level...

Nobody believed them at all they literally started a massive controversy from that episode once it dropped.

Goku vs Superman 4 but it’s Jump Force Goku vs Superman with Looney Tunes scaling.

yeah that is how the show usually works
goddamn I hate modern Death Battle

I will save these SACRED halls MYSELF... I will TRANSCEND FICTION ITSELF and battle RAJ, THE KEKHOLD SPAMMER and SOLO him, putting a PERMANENT END to all cuck posting FOREVER...

accoridng to Fortnite the 2 of them are approximately equal in terms of power

HEROtos…

Pakistan lost
Simon lost

JANNYtos...

Believe in the jannie that believes in Simon

KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!

BEYONDFICTIONgi and BEYONDFICTIONsh battle with REAL CHILDREN and KILL THEM like psychos

Bring me KRATOS

spammer banned

thread dies

this is boota

you know who

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

Raj the scam call center gets banned

All the NTR/shitposts vanish

KEKAROOOO!!! India once again jobs to Janny!

Garbage. Grinch is for Grouch - Oscar the Grouch.
youtube.com/watch?v=FiZvEXqWGI0

all the cuck posts got deleted

the last thread lost like 50 replies

Capebros, why do you allow a cuck faggot that spends his whole day spamming cuck fantasies among your ranks?

It is a literal tranimecuck tho.

Grinch canonically lives inside of a speck (or a Snowflake in the movie timeline) he's microscopic and would be totally unable to effectively fight either character.

But superman is the top dog of dc and always has been.
He's literally never at that level without substantial amounts of prep.

It's literally a kylejeet fan that hasn't even watched the anime. Look at the deleted replies. They all start whenever someone makes fun of Kyle.