Death Battle

Would Oscorp, Roxxon, or Stark be the first to develop the Oxygen Destroyer?

Simon (the one otoko Simon cucked by creating Kamina)…

Was this Otoko Simon story a recent thing? How long ago was it? It's some misadventure that happened years after the anti-spiral war right?

Stark
I don’t remember oscorp ever inventing anything

No it’s an alternate universe where they’re in highschool instead
There’s a manga version and an audio version which are slightly different. Audio version has a story where it turned out he created ttgl (because he became a manga writer after highschool ended)

Simon saying “who the hell do you think I am” or “row row fight da power!!!” out loud in class and trying to go super saiyan
everyone in class pointing and laughing out loud at him, Simon seething in anger telling himself they’re just jealous of how unique he is
starts imagining world where they all cheer for Simon telling him how inspirational and wise he is for only doing his own thing like a badass (but in reality is just Kamina’s slave, worshipper and bitchboy)
Chaddy Kyle walks over and takes his switch and dangles it above where he can reach, since Simon is a manlet
Simon acts smug about the confrontation and naruto-runs at him with a shonen grin, thinking this is gonna instantly beat the shit out of Chaddy Kyle because it’s what he saw in the anime with spiral power
Chaddy Kyle punches him once and breaks Simon’s nose, Simon is wee weeing in pain on the ground like a pig
this doesn’t make sense. Simon didn’t work a day in his life but neither did that guy in the shonen. He just yelled a lot and smugly used 30% of his power then got a new hair color and effortlessly beat the whole chud army, why doesn’t that work for Simon?
Kyle picks Simon’s skinnyfat asian manlet body up and deposits him in the nearest trashcan, then snaps the switch in half in front of him and tosses them in the trash too
Yoko and Nia hang off Kyle’s arm and ask if they can go on a date with him to the corps, he accepts
Kamina (Simon’s “big bro” for that is what he must call him or else) strolls over and tells Simon to do his homework and give him his lunch money or he won’t think Simon is cool. Then punches Simon and farts in his face. Simon laughs with him as Kamina saunters away with his gang of other “little bro” kissups
Simon gets out of the trashcan and wipes the trashcan juices from his eyes (he wasn’t crying, YOU were crying!) then cockily wipes his nose with a finger
“Mine is the drill that will pierce the heavens!”

I'm asking if it was a recent thing. I didn't think GL would still be getting material.

This is your average MHA fan

Why would Simon become an evil dictator if Kamima didn’t exist?

Canon

Doesn’t get cucked
Doesn’t get low self esteem
Doesn’t get into his bizarre sycophant male-worshipping relationship
High self esteem = High spiral power
Not being a sycophant means he actually does what he wants instead of just doing everything like Kamina

This happened, I was Chaddy Kyle

What are the chances of Simon still winning? detailed answers and explanations based on the preview only. hardmode: no NTR answers

Platotroons... I can't fucking OVULATE. WHY can't I ovulate like my perfect archetypal self existing in a supernal realm (That's a woman)?

The idea that Simon NEEDS his idol to be a good guy is gay and retarded though

Kittan tried to cuck him but this Simon realised “wait, i DONT have to lie back, worship this douche and let it happen like a cuck!”

preview only it is looking very bad for Simon, with them already making Kyle say a simon quote as a rage lowering mannouver, no selling all of his attacks too.

Simon's only wincon based on the previews and death battle's track record is power drain.

Otherwise, i am 95% sure Kyle will win

Its not recent. It came out years ago. Though I think there was a rerelease of the movies relatively recently amd they got dubbed

Kyle runs out of juice

Honestly I think they're going to do the ol rushback. Kyle dominates early only for Simon to turn the tide by the end via spiral power and energy siphon

why is kyle shooting a kamehameha

Well audiobook Simon is the author, and he also got cucked by his Kamina (who is just a douchebag classmate)
Perhaps it was a subconscious school-shooter fantasy. “And in this world Kamina doesn’t exist and I fucked Yoko and I beat up everyone because I’m the coolest and i’m the one with the most willpower not these dumb jocks!”
Then his creation leapt out the manga and tried to kill him, so he was forced to neuter him

Because Kyle is a weeb. And as comic sales plummet, they need to pander to manga fans to buy their shit

if comics sold, why would kyle make a gurren laggan knock off? why would they make a refrence to something "lesser"

Fortnite exists
People referencing things don't have to be about whether or not it's a superior brand

Fight will be 99% hand drawn

Is it though?
Simon has no personality of his own, he’s just Kamina’s sycophant. The end of his “heros journey” is just wearing Kamina’s clothes and doing a 24/7 Kamina cosplay.
Without Kamina to worship and copy he wouldn’t do anything in the plot the same way, because it was all just a gay raindance to praise Kamina

Simon has no personality of his own,

He does though, he creates paths for people so they could continue with their lives. He's the person people could rely on when it gets tough. He's the person Kamina looks up to, just as much as Simon looks up to him.

Simon has no personality of his own, he’s just Kamina’s sycophant

I've watched the series and not really. Kamina is a loudmouth and wasn't much of a strategist. he usually went headfirst into battle. He was the brawn while Simon was the brains. Kittan is closer to Kamina.

Kyle's 'instant win button' is a will save that will get resisted.
Simon's exponential growth in power will eventually overpower Kyle unless he one shots( he never one shots anyone of note)
Kyle will eventually run out of power trying to keep up/creating constructs to fight higher form of simon

they ignored exp growth for several characters now

Simon’s personality is pretty bland tee bee aitch, maybe he gets better in the second half but first half Simon’s most notable personality traits is that he can be a dickhead when he’s upset and he doesn’t give up even when his fighting spirit is thrown off course by Kamina’s death.

Well Kyle can't actu-

Death Battle could make a statement saying "This is not lore accurate. This wouldn't realistically happen. We don't give a fuck if Kyle can't actually do this" and have Kyle use the LE however he wants and nobody would care.

he got better in the timeskip imo

Simon in rhe second half is a Kamina clone. All he does is yell like a retard, zero intelligence or actual smarts just retard yelling and sucking Kamina’s dick

Do you think they care for consistency or logic?

THEY ARE USING THE SPECTER LIFTING FEAT TO THIS DAY

That’s 100% what Simon turned into at the end
The lesson of the series is “be like Kamina, worship Kamina”

Simon’s personality is pretty bland tee bee aitch

It's a basic story, I think I already replied to you last thread. The themes of Gurren Lagann about moving forward and the struggle are far more impactful than the actual character growth. Nearly every character except perhaps Viral, Lordgenome, and the Anti-Spiral are extremely simple characters. That's part of the appeal of TTGL, the appeal of many Trigger anime, that they are easier to consume and digest on the surface but its themes can be analyzed if you wish.

That just sounds like more Kamina but with flowery language.

Weird because in the timeskip is when he uses Gurren Lagann more versatile

"yeah I totally look up to you, LIL BRO. It's so inspiring how you let me fuck your bitches, do all my mining work while I laze around and kiss my ass like a bitch. Now build a statue to me while Yoko and Nia suck my cock lil bro, or i'll beat your ass again"
Kamina-Aniki is so inspired by us Cucky Simonkeks

The animation for Simon vs Kyle looks like ass desu

I can see what you mean, but Kamina got everything he knew from either his dad or his faith in Simon. The show is partially about passing the torch, so it makes sense this way

I KNOW they don't. I just think people who are arguing about what Kyle can and can't do canonically are just going to be disappointed.

When Kyle wins who's commissioning the NTR art for Simon? The jeets who love Kyle and want to see him dominate, or the jeets who love Simon and get off to self inserting as the loser?

I jut cannot imagine the mindcope comic fans have with this show.

"Oooooh if we make Kyle beat this super strong animu guy, then everyone will go to the story to buy kyle books!"

The same goes for superman vs goku

Maybe I'm being too optimistic but they're not done yet and it's a collaborative effort so maybe the Finale will have a fistfight that looks good.

Jeets will never commission just AI sloppa

Shhhh, my yeast is rising.

"Oooooh if we make Kyle beat this super strong animu guy, then everyone will go to the story to buy kyle books!"

No offense, but nobody is thinking that. Their mindset is

wow cool fight

youd be surprised
Some people on this thread are saying that the stronger means better

That probably explains why Viral is one of the only characters I actually like so far, I’ve already been spoilered on how his story turns out thanks to Super Robot Wars but noble rival types like him in mecha anime always manage to be entertaining regardless.

That's part of the appeal of TTGL, the appeal of many Trigger anime, that they are easier to consume and digest on the surface but its themes can be analyzed if you wish.

You can be a simple character and still be endearing or interesting though, Nono from Diebuster isn’t particularly complicated but her and her relationship with Lal’c was a lot more fun with only 6 episodes to work with than Simon has been with 15.

And 50% of them are Mexican

I think a lot of them are shitposters. There aren't a lot of genuine posts here

Who wins this?

I hope its even worse

Simon in the second half is a Kamina clone.

not really? he's calm and collected after the time skip. he doesn't yell all the time and tries to analyze the situation more down to earthly. that was all Kittan. Kamina was constantly "fuck it we ball" like an idiot. the only time he really yells is when the situation was dire. that's partially why Simon on his own was beating Viral's ass just fine when he was just a kid. It's like saying Goku and Gohan have the same personality. sure there are some similar elements but they're distinguishable enough to be different.

he doesn't yell at the time

Come on now anon don’t lie to yourself.
He becomes an idiot screamy meathead just like Kamina. From the Antispiral’s perspective during the fights he’s never even seen Simon not being one

Both
The losers are our eardrums

shit taste

Simon has been with 15.

I don't know, I enjoy his interactions with Nia. They're very cute together. His personality reminds me a lot of Noriko, which is why he appeals to me more. That said, Episode 26 (the Multiverse Labyrinth) is probably the best episode for Simon's character growth but it doesn't really go that much farther than "never give up, my drill is my soul" but it's still executed really well

From the Antispiral’s perspective during the fights he’s never even seen Simon not being on

Anybody would be a screaming retard when fighting against a human killing god if it meant more power to win, but okay anon

...................................... So what tampons do you use?

Nia has been pretty cute thus far, her being the only person around who isn’t evil that doesn’t care about Kamina helps since I didn’t care much for him like TTGL fans, I didn’t mention her and Simon though since I figured I might just be weak to romance plots since 02 and Hiro from Darling in the Franxx had a relationship I really liked and kept me invested in the show up until the second half shat the bed.

Sigular Point Godzilla is an Azatoth like horror that's dreaming infinite dreams (the Godzilla multiverse) its size is completely incalculable all they know "It" is casually the side of an entire dimension and is constantly growing into other dimensions. The Godzilla we see is simply an avatar for the true being and all of reality is just its dream.

Anons here mentioning SRW and GL reminds me that the next Anon Babble matchup is most likely going to be the wing zero vs EVA 1 which is complete shit.

It'll be Skibidi Toilets if they want dimes

I've watched the series like 5 times. he really isn't. this single normal conversation shows how he's different from kamina. kamina was a cocky arrogant loudmouth. but simon is strategic, determined, and smart.
files.catbox.moe/itzbvm.mp4
files.catbox.moe/bvqiw6.mp4

Those 2 have fuck all in common, both in design, theming and similarities between their pilots, why would anyone want this?

"B-BIG BRO?? WH-WHY ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR COCK IN NIA'S MOUTH? B-BUT I WORSHIPPED YOU SO MUCH LIKE A GOOD LITTLE SLAVE!!! AND WHY IS SHE ENJOYING IT??? I ONLY TOLD HER HOW KAMINA MY BULL WHO KEKED ME WITH YOKO IS BETTER THAN ME IN EVERY WAY FOR EVERY DAY I EVER KNEW HER! I ONLY SAW SHE LIKED ME ONLY WHEN I'M COPYING KAMINA IN EVERY WAY AND NEVER BEING MYSELF. I ONLY MADE HER WORSHIP KAMINA LIKE A SUPERSTAR CELEBRITY IDOL, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?"

They are both famous 90s mecha anime with angel aesthetics and motifs. That is it. That's the connection.

Cool nice headcanon

Now watch every anti spiral fight where the only “smart strategy” from Simon is being a cocky arrogant loudmouth just like Kamina and screaming louder

How the fuck is Hulk supposed to beat this?

Toonami + muh angels. Same faggotry as Gundam vs Optimus Prime because robot (should have been versus the Valkyrie)
Evangelion vs Ideon is way better.

It’s just a fact that canonically Nia only ever pretends to like Simon when he's cosplaying as Kamina and being Kamina's asskisser. Simon's never met a single girl who would pick him over Kamina.
That's why she's sucking Kamina's cock in hell right now. Just like with Yoko she much prefers Kamina-Sama to Kamina's cuck slave simon

The only real time I can think of Simon jumping into a fight unprepared in the timeskip was the first confrontation with the Mugann but even then he was just trying to stop it from destroying the city while Rossiu wanted to analyze for more information. Simon had no idea that the Mugann would explode on top of the city, though you could argue that if he just waited there was a chance to prevent that but that would be just putting more lives at risk.

Something something volume scaling and infinite multi scaling and ever increasing rage/power

Simon uses his Spiral Power to watch Kamina fucking Nia in heaven

sits in a bush and cries while listening to her moans just like before

"this is where I belong. Kamina-Sugoii!!!!"

I don't see anything cocky and arrogant about wanting to protect your home but go off

Should have been versus the Valkyrie

If it’s any consolation the Gundam would have also gotten it’s ass beat fighting a VF-1.

Thinking that screaming louder like Kamina is a strategy is in itself cocky and arrigant

Any Mazinger Z matchups?

Kamina sees Simon watching and sneers, then gives him a cocky thumbs up

"I may be better than you and she thinks so too, but I still think you’re a cool little worshipper, lil bro. Now go build a statue of me while I fuck your bitch ok cuck? Oops i mean lil bro, haha. And tell all my fans to keep worshipping me and saying my catchphrase bitch"

Nia WORSHIPS Kamina. Simon's only worth in life is imitating Kamina

Getter Robo is the I want.

I know, I just think it's fucking retarded to pit Gundam against Transformers when Macross is right fucking there. Might as well have done Mario vs Master Chief
Getter

Is it really if that's what has been shown to work so far? If acting "cocky", as you put it, makes you more powerful, is that not a viable strategy?

isn't the screaming a constant anime trope? why is this relevant to their personalities

Simon's personality is based strongly in old school mecha protagonists like Noriko and Ryoma and they also scream a lot when getting into fights. It's like this because Gurren Lagann is a homage to old school mecha and Ashita No Joe

Is the preview out?

No.
Well it is a trope in some yeah like Dragon Ball but it’s an actual plotpoint in Gurren Lagann. Only way to summon the big Kamina mech for example is to scream like a retard/like Kamina.

some whore cheats on her man

Zoomers and Gen Alpha think this is somehow the man's fault and he should be shamed and humiliated

But don't you dare to say anything about the cheating whore! That's problematic!

I hate all of you

Yeah
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Getter but that match is a stomp in either direction regardless of how even you try to make it.

You can call it a strategy if you like, but if that’s a strategy then we must concede that Simon has nothing original to him since Kamina did that “strategy” too

Well it is a trope in some yeah like Dragon Ball but it’s an actual plotpoint in Gurren Lagann.

debatable. I don't see any explanation for why Goku had to scream for 10 minutes to achieve ssj3

“What she does is none of my business!” - Cucky Simon

What if you combined a drill and nunchucks? Drillchucks...

While we're on the subject of Anon Babble fights, are there any VOTOMS matchups? I'd also like to see Devilman on the show but I fear they'd depict him as the Kikeflix faggot version.

The animation looks good, but man... What's that voice for Simon? It sounds involuntarily funny...

Mazinger Zero should fight composite Optimus Prime.

Yoko’s a bitchmade Kamina dicksucker too. But that’s ALL the good guys in ttgl.
Worship Kamina or you’re evil chud

Well like I said, I don't even consider Simon cocky to begin with

"Next time on Death Battle!"

Nia isn’t.

So when do you stop death battling and go back to consuming media featuring wall level characters that you are actually attached to?

Most of the characters I’m attached to are planetary level or above like Nono or Noriko.

When the writers right good stories for them maybe I will

It's funny how the shitposters try and twist things and say "she's a kamina dickrider" when she outright didn't fucking know or care who he was and yoko got pissed off about it

I just watched Gurren Lagann though

Yoko was such a bitch about it too, she really believed this girl who didn’t even meet her crush should care about him.

She got what she wanted cause by the end Nia’s screaming and crying Kamina’s lines and worshipping Kamina like everyone else

He broke a chain that's supposed to be composed of the First Firmament.

So they're fighting because it's another Ben vs Hal scenario right?
Will they give the Core Drill/Gurren Lagann itself a higher classification than the Omnitrix?

List of Guy Gardner feats

Defeated a perfect clone of himself with power ring while he had none

Survived the phantom zone, even telepathicly communicating with his gf to shield her from Hal Noncedan's advances

Ran a theme bar in addition of working as full time super hero

Scared Viltrumites for trying to cross over with DC cosmology with his sheer presence

Soloed all might and entirety of UA high school

Protected Kratos from multiple bears

Suppressed Gerard Jones' pedophilic impulses while he was writing his series, would have cured them permanently if series hadn't been canceled

Ended blackest night, mentored next generatino of green lanterns

Has never been cucked

Became king of CHUDs through his Vuldarian powers

Taught Big Head his sense of style

Predicted CalArts style of modern comic book story telling, but no one beleived him

Defeated Goku

Protected green lantern recruits from Hal Jordan's noncery

Made Godzilla turn his tail and swim back to ocean depths

Made Hazbin hotel heterosexual for five minutes

Restored Anon Babble through backup he had on his ring

Can never be featured in death battle because his WILLPOWER would dispel show's patheticly weak bloodlust effect

Why don’t they use Guy more outside of the comics?

You know what good point even shitting on a bad series is getting annoying by now. Bye bye

What's next? Sanae vs little boys?

His fuck ass hair cut and generally looks like a thumb

That’s a bad excuse to not use one of the most entertaining characters in the Lantern Corps tbdesu

Made me laugh

Writers hate writing main characters who aren't one dimensional and only write him as an unlikable dick to shit on

I am so FUARKING POWERFUL that I can DESTROY COSMOLOGIES with a FART
..And yet... I am still just a HELPLESS and WEAK jobber compared to the MOST BOUNDLESS BEAST IN OUTER-FICTION...

Kratos…

What's the biggest ATK for a pokemon girl?

My series tend to be at least town-level but sometimes go to planetary+ and I take note when that happens or there's a nice feat.

Arent most of them flat

propose an actual fun matchup for these two

hard mode: not eachother

I'm gonna beat your ass, Kyle!

I don't think so, Simon! Not when I switch to...MAXIMUM OVERSWANK!

*cough cough* k-k…kkk…kiiinnggtoo…*dies*

pokemon girl?

Kenshiro vs Vault Dweller, Yujiro vs Akuma

When will these two titans meet in the ring?

Not really answering your question but why is Yujiro vs Sportacus a thing?

How much shitflinging will there be if Kyle wins?

They are incarnations of fitness and pull bullshit, though Ken is almost that too just with a madmax saviour bend

Have you seen Sportacus?

I've thought about it and I don't really think Kyle absorbing the EES will do much against STTGL. Kyle only has seven emotions. but STTGL is powered by all of them.

How much shitflinging

We are talking of Indian Levels of shitflinging

I'm on that boat, I'm a superman fan, not of the comics, but just the character and what they represent. When he won it was less so of 'hell yeah comic books' and more like 'hell yeah cool fight'. I just like seeing them in action without constraints.

Wildcat vs. Black Panther.
Who would win in a fight?
A fight with suits and a fight without suits.

What does it mean to be MASSIVELY outerversal?

It means you're now 0.001% of Kratos' power.

I’m a simon hater, of the character and what they represent. It’s a legion of ninnies who think yelling is deep, repeating what the shonenshit tells you to think is thought, and being some faggy deku who lives to worship another man is growth. I mentally noped out of that shit the moment he even cucked out his love interest as a sacrifice to glazing Kamina like it’s a good thing or makes him mature. I felt the same way with FLCL, it’s just pretentious self-emasculating melodrama masked in a thin paint of “coming of age” but that is apparently enough to brainwash most viewers.

Can’t wait until he’s massacred by the nobody Lantern, and without powerlevelz wank everyone sees it’s a mid very basic shonenshit where the protagonist is nothing but the dickrider of another equally pathetic male.

you sound mentally deranged

I somewhat agree with you that a lot of japanese media is somewhat emasculating melodrama since they often write pathetic sniveling characters sure. But that's a cultural thing, though it's not too much different in the west. Only it's weirder in the west because you have 'tough' guy characters who still are fairly keky LOL

Kyle at the very least got to cum inside a woman.

Not every shonen protag is like that but okay.

So true! Chat, the simon bluds don't know what good media literacy is.

If Kyle wins this guy who's been crying for weeks at this point will have a few days where he goes into turbomode cuckspam but will settle down
If Simon wins DC will never hear the end of it
Desu it also depends on how the episode shows them, if it's another Krasura where Simon does nothing and just keeps getting obliterated in each new form the board will go nuclear

When Kyle tortures Simon to death it’ll be the end of the ttgl fandom, or whatever’s left of it.
Noone likes it for the characters or the writing, just because the show tells them “waow, Simon you glazed Kamina enough that now you are the heckin strongest character evar!”
Take that away and he is nothing, now he’s just the millionth little fish glazing another little fish

camaraderie BAD

Glazing

What's with the zoomzoom terminology? Fresh off from reddit?

"KYLE-SAMA I-I-I-I-I DON'T CARE YOU'RE GONNA BEAT ME UP AND BREAK ALL MY TEETH AND CONCUSS MY TINY INSTAGRAM-QUOTE BRAIN INTO A MUSHY PULP AND BREAK MY FAGGY KAMINA GLASSES AND FORCE ME TO SWALLOW THE SHARDS JUST LIKE I SUCK KAMINA'S COCK!"
"I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I KNOW NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SCREAM AND WAIL LIKE THE UNORIGINAL SHONEN MEATHEAD I AM YOU'RE ONLY GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME ANYWAY AND MAKE ME EVEN MORE OF AN UGLY COPING CUUCK THAN I ALREADY AM."
"JUST PLEASE...PLEASE...BEAT ME UP SOMEWHERE ELSE. NOT INFRONT OF MY LEGIONS OF OBESE MANBABY SELF-INSERTERS. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, WITHOUT MY POWERLEVELZ, I'M SUCH A BORING AND BADLY WRITTEN CHARACTER THAT...TH-THEY'D LEAVE ME! ONCE THEY SEE HOW WEAK AND PRETENTIOUS AND LOW TEST MY ALMOST NONEXISTENT PERSONALITY IS NOBODY WILL EVER THINK I'M KEEEEEEEWWWLLL!"
"KYLE-SAMA NO, PLEASE! NOT INFRONT OF MY DIABETIC TRANNY BATTLESHINEN SELF-INSERTERS! NO ANYTHING BUT THAT KAMINA-ANIKI TASUKETEAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

He said this.

oh my fucking god what is this guy's problem

If Hulk absorbs radiation, could Godzilla make him explode like a battery?

Nah I would still like Gurren Lagann, I've always enjoyed it outside of powerfagging. Imaishi's art style and Yoshinari's designs really help the show, more than the battleboarding aspect. For me anyway

Yeah different flavours of weird cuckiness
In japan they’ve got that senior/senpai culture so those snivellers always kiss up to the people who emasculate them and it’s presented as a good thing/what you should do to grow up
Western tough guys got coopted by feminists so if you’re a tough guy you should always stand up for roasties and if you don’t you’re an incel (looking at you, Billy Butcher)

Based, true masculinity is just being evil.
Women instinctively know this.

Pic related

Cuckspam all you want, this is fucking awesome
youtu.be/gV2JHxSqRm8?si=D1CY3CdYiG_3jldu

Say my catchphrase and worship me while I fuck your girl, simon

Mindbroken

It’d be pretty heroic to save a kid even if they’re your enemy’s bastard son, putting aside personal grievances to do what’s right, too bad The Boys is too edgy to actually say something like that.

Is what you’re gonna be in order to accept this is your life’s role

Yeah doesn't pokemon have women?

If we were still gorillas your bloodline would die out

If you are not cowardly and/or retarded, name 5 pieces of media you like.

Why is the parasitic Anon Babble mindset so strong? How can someone unironically spend this much time just hating something with literally zero return on investment.
You’re just a faggot.

Doing good matters more than primal instincts.

media

glaze

ZoomCHADS I kneel

I have no idea what this is

Doesn't gorillas actually favor being a good parent far more than unga bunga shit?

You weren’t supposed to mention that…

Gorillas have harems, and only the leader Silverback is allowed to mate. Other males aren't allowed to mate, and if a challenger takes over he will kill all the former leader's children to drive the females back into estrus.

Kyle will win because of versatility and roughly equal durability / destructive power.

Edajima Heihachi for Yujiro. Not only is his manga literally nonstop retarded slightly comedic fightfag shit for 300 chapters but he scales above all of it and gets to be basically a living meme.

Our penises are probably shaped the way they are because the odds are high our ancestors had to fuck used goods and needed to scoop out the semen of their rivals to have kids btw

that's just one theory among several. unfortunately it's so gross it became the most famous

durability

are you stupid

Wouldn't the tip just further push some of the semen in first?

Rajeesh..It is fucking 5 AM. Don't you have to scam grutilda today?

No he must always think of cocks

Yeah probably. One of the other theories is that the shape of the glans helps create a firmer seal and facilitates smoother penetration by tapering the shaft into the vaginal canal.
Which is in direct contradiction to the ickier "it's shaped like a ladel so it scoops it out" theory

Are you? That shit always happens in these kinds of fights.

this was brought up in the other thread and it was interesting to bring up. STTGL is powered by every single emotion on the spectrum. Would this likely render Kyle's rainbow form mostly moot since it's only powered by seven

Raj's work day ends quicker than you think.
Because his scamming skills all stink!

didn't reply to this

Kekaroo

Parallel Works 8, a Gurren Lagann extra, really cool art from Yoh Yoshinari

Nope. Some emotions like fear are clearly detrimental to spiral power since Simon had to overcome fear after Kamina's death and the AS cultivate an atmosphere of fear to suppress the development of Spiral power. Fear is the antithesis to Spiral power. Fear asks "Will I? Can I?" Spiral power only ever says "Yes."

I wish Yoh got to make a MLAATR anime with how much fanart he made of it.

What emotion was Simon feeling when he kept having cuck fantasies and it made him lose all his spiral power? Episode 8.

When Kamina felt fear his mech locked up completely. Fear is something spirals have to overcome and defeat not something they use as a power.

It's more specific, the unwillingness to go on is detrimental to spiral power. It fits the theme of the show and fits the Anti-Spiral to a T.

Isn't that fear?

The same as yours.

Kinda odd you mentioned cuckposting tho

You can be afraid but still go on.

Anon Babble Old Man and the Sea
/mus/ The Sisters of Mercy
Anon Babble Hotline Miami
Anon Babble Miracleman
Anon Babble Aqua Teen Hunger Force

I get that but Simon essentially mastered his own emotions. the novel outright states everyone in STGGL was feeling every single emotion. basically overcoming their own emotions. this could, in theory, fuck over kyle.

"Nia entered the cockpit of the Lagann, along with Simon. Each Lagann merged into Gurren Lagann. It was anger. It was sadness. It was compassion. It was every emotion one could think of. The feelings that each of us had in our respective universes appeared in the form of a drill, breaking through the wall. It was appearing in the form of two shapes and sizes, and they became one. If you have no choice but to fight, do not hesitate. We are not afraid to ask for power. If there's a wall, we'll hit and break it, if there's no way, we'll make it with our own hands! No, more. Breaks through cause, effect and fate, the cry of life resounds in the galaxy yet, more. Engrave the feelings of a friend in this body, and turn infinite darkness into light! -That's it. A power greater than the stars, greater than the galaxies. A power greater than dimension and time."

It was anger. It was sadness. It was compassion. It was every emotion one could think of.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force listed under Anon Babble

Jason isn't winning this.

Serious answer? Love, which is heavily coded as lust in DC lore with Compassion getting most of Love's good qualities. I doubt Star Sapphire constructs will do much to Simon since his love for Nia made him stronger. Yellow is the best color for Kyle to throw at Simon this fight. It won't defeat Simon by itself, but it would be a quick debuff that Simon would have to invest a little concentration into overcoming and when the margins are this close a little distraction goes a long way.

We are not afraid to ask for power

And this is exactly why yellow would fuck with Simon.

A power greater than dimension and time

Kylebros...

That's covered by a lot of emotions.
Hopelessness, Despair, Exhaustion, Resignation, Depression, Numbness, Grief, Shame, Fear, Isolation, Humiliation
At best only some of the emotions you can argue would motivate him. Empathy in DC is basically all of these submissive/depressive emotions.

The bigger issue with "fear manipulation" that Kyle uses is that all it is is the ring auto-generating constructs that present to you your worst fears. If you've already faced them, like Simon has, it doesn't work at all.

The only thing Simon might actually 'fear' is the Spiral Nemesis but A. it might not even exist and B. neither Simon nor the ring should even know what that looks like. And you can even argue Simon would power through that anyway

It's on the tv isn't it? Then it's tv.

That’s like saying anime is Anon Babble.

Orange could probably mess him up.

Simon would get more greedy...and thus....would want to win more? Would want more Spiral power? Would want to take Kyle's ring? Doesn't really sound like a debuff at all.

oh yeah i forgot Geoff made Empathy the "sit down shut up and let us mindrape you" corps

So if you used the love ring it would show Nia getting fucked by Kamina

Enough. Bring me ASS KETCHUP

hmmm.. to be honest, I don't know if this would work on Simon after the AS demotivated him and told him the fate of the universe of they persisted. he just shrugged it off, faced his fears, and carried on and kicked their ass. the emotion shit doesn't seem to work on opponents that have already gone through hell and toughened up

A god vs a 10 year old

Why?

does Yujiro resist mind control or being turned into a zombie?

I don't think revealing that global warming can be a problem is "going through hell"

being an eternal cuck to Kamina was the hell part

He absorbed every possible iteration of himself, that includes a lot of hell anon

I'll be disappointed if there's not a yellow byakou somewhere in the fight. Like I said, it's not something that would beat Simon on its own, there's no doubt he would power through it, but it would be a nice distraction and something he doesn't want to think about as the white guy is suplexing him with a giant Noriko construct.

Kyle could make him greed out over anything he dumps orange into. He could potential turn this into a sucker trap by rigging the orange to explode inside the mech, right inside Simon, since Simon would be compelled to physically get his hands on the orange light. I remember Hal did something similar to an evil energy nebula alien way back in Gardner Fox Justice League.

Would it work on Simon? I would think so. Greed seems to be a blindspot for Spirals since Spiral power is about the unrestrained and unhesitant acquisition of greater and greater power.

I hate to play into cuckposting, but unironically and seriously, yes. That is exactly what a weaponized construct of Love would be pulled from Simon's mind and designed to hurt him. Jealousy is a huge part of Love, especially the DC version. Star Sapphire's first schtick was being a jealous dommy mommy.

youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew&pp=ygUPUGlsbGFybWVuIHRoZW1l

well what would you do if God told you that a black hole would destroy everything unless everyone stopped doing what they did and lived with the moles

The Lantern Corps are the motivating corps. Hence Willpower being the neutral one, cause they're all emotions that have to do with drive/will to do something.
Tynion's run introduced the Ultraviolet Corps which is the opposite, emotions that demotivate you

I'd be a little pissed, until I remember he actually said "well you can still do it but just do it in moderation".
Then I'd see how many of my fanboys are now telling themselves I have indomitable willpower because I do the equivalent of being eco friendly

but it would be a nice distraction

Kyle running out of energy seems to be a way bigger and more prevalent 'distraction' than Kyle presenting the guy who's the literal embodiment of 'FUCK YOU NEVER GIVE UP' with his fears, though

I wish they'd use that jealousy power in the fight, even just vaguely. Would be hilarious

That's so dumb. Every motivation is a demotivation, because every motivation involves a feeling influencing you to take one choice over another. If you're afraid of needles, you're motivated to avoid shots and demotivated to take them.

UV corps are retarded as a concept and should be forgotten about.

he actually said "well you can still do it but just do it in moderation

He didnt? He'd the reason spirals were locked underground in the first place. The anti-spiral was ready to kill most people's families to force everyone back underground. There was no middleground after they reached 1 mil people, even if the Anti-Spiral said so it may well have been lies.

They are dumb, and it's also my headcanon.
The entire event was stupid. "If you feel bad and edgy then you're powering up the evil bad vibes gods blablabla"
Atrocitus was more edgy than batkek and perpetua put together

Hulkzilla is patrician's choice.

Well yeah, because he was the generic evil strawman for simon to beat up because he was gonna kill everybody when the solution to the problem was incredibly easy to do, just using it in moderation.

Post humans using things in moderation, cmon, do it.

I only had one bar of chocolate tonight.

When we strapped a chimp to a rocket to die in space but refused to send the rest of the gurren lagann fandom

KEK

You're too blinded by your fetishistic cuck rage to understand the simple theme of not holding yourself back in the story. Shit like being stuck in your life because you're depressed about being stuck with your job, yet never moving past to another job.
That's what the anti-spiral represents, just on a cosmic scale.

Uh..*Gulp* WELL YOU ARE DUMB AND UGLY

No argument? Then I accept your concession.

Thrawnebros......

Simon holds himself back plenty. That's why Yoko is still Kamina's dickrider because Simon refused to be a man and take what he wants, and why Nia's still dead because he wants to act like some sage guru who denies basic common sense

Are you so up your own ass you can't understand the simplest themes?

KEKYPOW! Cucky Hulk don't get to smash Betty!

Will we ever see Ichigo again?

Are you such a brainwashed consumer you can't think for yourself but just repeat what the show tells you?
It's not incredible willpower to not get a panic attack at global warming. No matter how much the show tells you this is amazing willpower, it's basic as fuck and not impressive.

You're stuck in this trance of just repeating the same nonsense over and over but it's not that surprising since capecucks are fine with their comics being stuck in decades long status quos. Must be why they sell so badly.

Yeah you're gonna have a hard time making people upset over that skanky ex Red She Hulk

More forced lines

I hate Ian.

If you want to think for yourself so badly, where is your renowned, "uncucked" story? You've got nothing to your name and you're worth less than the stuff you fail to criticize.

Wait, if he’s not using Flash powers, why she wearing the suit?

Yujiro doesnt have any mind control resistance. He's immune to all diseases and viruses so he'd be immune to any zombie virus. Would have to be magic zombies. Yujiro is also the pinacle of physical force. So he could punch harder than the big bang.

he's so fucking cool

if that's all you've got left in the tank for insults next sunday is not going to go well for you lmao
just go back to repeating the same boring cuck fantasy a million times and seething over a matchup everybody else will happily enjoy

Naruto killed him my dude.

just go back to repeating the same boring cuck fantasy a million times

But enough about yourself.

the justice league died (in a totally not fakeout way I promise)

Probably because I keep bringing up the actual argument about the point in hand, and rather than engage with discussion you'd rather get butthurt because you worship the corporate slop you've built your identity around like an idol.
The fact is that no matter how much the show tells you not to hold back, Simon constantly holds back just to be convenient. Actually embracing that trait would make it impossible to self-insert as him, because he wouldn't kiss up to Kamina and he wouldn't let Yoko fuck other men and he wouldn't let Nia die.
He does those things because he's a safe, corporate, limp wristed protagonist who only espouses those themes when it sounds cool, but never in action when it would make him too unpalatable to sell. He'd rather worship Kamina than be a real character.
Hence why it's 100% believable he can use Spiral Power in moderation, because he's never had any problem being a tight-lipped pushover.

just go back to repeating the same boring cuck fantasy

you're the one that keeps fucking bringing it up mother fucker. no one else is fixated on this but you.

instant seethe the moment somthing Hulk related is posted

cuckshit

Hulk already experienced true love.

Used Final Getsuga to depower Ichigo for plot

Not valid

He got any good match ups?

The animation is not related to the outcome man, it's been that way from the start...

I believe you already asked me that question earlier in the thread. Might want to engage with that if this is your defence
I've successfully criticised it plenty. You're incapable of engaging with it because you don't have any intellectual investment in your gaynax slop, only corporate worship based on nostalgia and parasocial mental arrest.

hulk is a cuck in denial

gojira has already canonically cucked human men

It's over.

Joker vs Sweet Tooth had it explicitly based on manipulating Sweet Tooth

you'd rather get butthurt because you worship the corporate slop you've built your identity around like an idol.

This seems like mad projection with how obsessed you are. If you weren't mad obsessed with corporate slop you'd spend your time never engaging with it instead of failing to understand simple stories. Again, free yourself of corposlop and write something (this time preferably something other than a cuck copypasta) and pretend it's worth reading.

I've successfully criticised it plenty

On opposite day.

Yeah but again, that has nothing to do with the animation. The outcome is decided already, the fighting is just for fun. Otherwise lots of match ups would be over in a second.

I hope composite Godzilla looks like this

this. it's Burger King individualism. Low iq npcs lap it up.

more cuckshit

can't post cuckshit about Caiera so he HBOCs behind Godzills

Nice try, but THE Godzillafag doesn't act like that.

Marketing
No seriously this whole DC/Sonic thing started because of a collaboration push for a merchandise line
Ian had to figure out why the Sonic cast would wear the JL's outfit

TTGL suffers a lot from "Tell, Don't Show"
It'll tell you a lot how much willpower Simon has and how he's totally the coolest and never holds back on his will to get what he wants and how he's not Kamina he is his own person no matter what the world throws at him and Kamina is the one inspired by him. It'll tell you that plenty.
He just never does that. In action he's a very basic Deku. But just saying it is enough to convince a Redditor midwit that this story is deep.

Come up with cuckposting for Ruby vs Maka NOW.

Someone with a lot of willpower would not be a cuck

Does Ruby even have a love interest?

Post Kyle chucking a universe/galaxy.

Maka literally spends the entire first half of the series jobbing to this bitch over Soul
I've never seen nor do I want to see enough RWBY to see any cuckshit (which I'm sure exists but who cares Ruby is going to get murdered)

Simon absorbing a motherfucking infinite multiverse with something that is empowered by willpower isn't impressive

Neither it is basically being a child soldier

or having the entire multiverse feat in his hand

Like every person in this thread who can keep that fetish out of their head

Leave Godzilla to me!

Not really, vague implications at best. There's a scene late in the manga where Maka gets annoyed over some other women looking at Soul so maybe you can do that, though they're never actually confirmed to be a thing.

It was a show of its time. it has flaws here and there but to me it's cheesy uplifting messages is part of its charm. I wish modern DC had more inspirational writing honestly

This. If you sat by and brokenly let another man take your bitch it PRECLUDES you trying to claim you have a lot of willpower.

Cap stands no chance sadly.

note how he always posts simon before the time skip when he grew up and matured more

It took all his willpower not to jack off

what

Simon stays Kamina's bitchmade cuck worshipper for the entire series, including the finale and epilogue

You kaijus need to learn that the human spirit can acomplish anything.

uh huh. whatever you say, raj

Simon spent the rest of his life into his 30s carving giant golden statues of his BULL so all the women of the world could worship Kamina too

Given how much you talk about it you could brand yourself cuck spectator.

bro is just yapping away. yap yap yap. don't you have someone to scam

And naming cities after him LMAOOOOOOOO
Simon seconds before death gonna see all the women of the world simping for Kamina and realise what a cuck he's been all his life

Timeskip Simon would literally do the same if Kamina fucked Nia. He brainwashed Nia into worshipping Kamina too and she never even fucking met him. How ludicrous is that

how do you get this mindbroken by an anime

Make a Rebuild of Gurren Lagann where this time Kamina survives and once Nia arrives heshoves his tongue down Nia's throat next

Being a pajeet

Frail masculinity desperately needed to be validated on Anon Babble of all places

LMAOOOOOOOOO
Simon would still be his cucky worshipper tho

Pretty sure it's a stomp in Wario's favor but nonetheless this wouldn't be an awful matchup to pop Touhou's cherry with. Way better then fucking Kasen vs Fleetway lmao
For me it's Yukari vs Beatrice though

Meanwhile
youtube.com/watch?v=IktCknl75uc&t=40s&ab_channel=Dragonblast

i hope anon doesn't kill himself on sunday

All the women of Gurren Lagann belong to Kamina-Sama

No. In fact depending on the writer, he'd either get bigger or even more powerful.

I thought the creator of the series already said that Kamina died a virgin?

So which way are you leaning now?

No, that was something the fans thought in that interview

Fact: there is not a single woman in all of Gurren Lagann who would pick Cucky Simon over Kamina-Sama. Yoko, Nia, all the extras. Only one Simon would ever have a chance with vs Kamina is Leeron

Soooo the multiversal labyrinth which Simon already dealt with.

Baki and HNK are nothing alike in any way at all beyond featuring musclebound men. They are not compatible for a crossover at all.

violence makes him stronger

The fuck is this yammering about?

Simon needed his BULL kamina to get him out of there

I dunno Anon Babble talked about it to death and were seething over it.

Summons his power battery

That's it. That's the entire counter. If Ben 10 who actually held a big bang in his hands without a talking head rescuing him could get his power drain wincon nulled by Hal just summoning his power battery to his side that is exactly what Kyle is going to do.

The multiverse labyrinth that worked like a charm on Simon and his crew until Kamina's force ghost gave him a pep talk.

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

148677510

what is this then

Nia only liking Simon when he starts acting like and dressing like and cosplaying Kamina in every single way
She never liked him when he was being himself instead of Kamina-Mimicker

Grrr Simon does nothing but glaze Kamina!

They stopped bringing up Kamina all the time since Simon dropped his balls. He's almost unheard of post-timeskip. You're trying way too hard.

she canonically doesn't give a shit about him but ok

Why are they so obsessed with it in particular?

Canonically dirty and stinky shota

ZAMN!

Just a reminder that the cucky simon/kylejeet is a literal Indian

Character has a low moment which is followed immediately by a wake up call punch

I HATE IT IT'S BADLY WRITTEN WHY ISN'T HE KILLING EVERYTHING

no girl likes you

Spend all day kissing the ass of your BVLL who you worship like a bitch and are basically self-enslaved to

He fucks all the girls you love

Every woman in the show calls you gross, weak and a midget to your face then worships Kamina and kisses his feet the next

Watch Kamina fucking the girls you love, get your ass beat by him whenever he wants to feel cool and push you around, everyone in the world worships Kamina and you're just his toadie

the only girl you ever get to tolerate you is some bizarre proxy existence where you must act like the man who she actually loves and worships and likes (Kamina) at all times because nothing about you ever interests her, and you know this

then she dies and Kamina fucks her in heaven too

YIKES

So infinite multiverse of "fear" that Simon ultimately conquered vs some shitter yellow constructs that have been no sold by anyone of note..? Yeah I don't see fear doing jack especially with how meh Kyle is with it.

Bejitabro...

she canonically worships him and so does the rest of the team. "Who the hell do you think she is" but Kamina's worshipper number 999999

FLCL is actual faggotry, but you are delusional to think TTGL comparably cuckish in any way

FAKE SHOTA, he is FUCKING 14 and a MIDGET
Bejitabros this is SPOILED MEAT

He only had fear a long time ago, none of that affected him by the time he was an adult.

>Summons his power battery

...when the fuck does he ever do that as a White Lantern?

could get his power drain wincon nulled by Hal

They never brought up Hal's counter to energy drain during the episode
WL Kyle also has a lot more explicit low showings against it. Hell, the reddit RTs they're stealing the feats from list energy loss as a problem for Kyle.

the street shitting scam call center's spamming their NTR/cuck fetish again

KEKAROOOO!!

Are you fucking daft? EVERY SINGLE EPISODE, almost EVERY SINGLE LINE simon won't shut the fuck up about worshipping Kamina. It's all he exists for, to worship him like a god and shill his kamina religion to the audience

this guy outted himself as an indian multiple times btw

He could potential turn this into a sucker trap by rigging the orange to explode inside the mech

He's stronger without it though

I just find it super weird that there's a gaggle of women who want to actually date Godzilla in Japan.

Kratosbro...

"wake up call" by his BULL. wow thank you BULL for reminding me I should worship you while you fuck my girlfriend
Simon said this

yes yes we get it. You never watched the show. Go back to your shit pit pajeet.

good morning saar

sounds like projection to me
you sure you're not listening to the voices in your head

Schizophrenia

Godzilla bites JOBulk using his mutlversal tier bite force and drown him in a lake

Done.

According to all the boorus and archive sites 14 can still count according to the tags.

Green Lanterns also absorb energy so I never really got the argument. Actually, I remember one time they used the guy who absorbed their words as the BATTERY.

Press the ring against Simon, recharg

At least Naota didn't worship his dad like a bitch for the rest of his life for fucking Haruko
That's how much of a cuck Simon is

The spiral nemesis is probably intended to exist but it's funnier if the Anti-Spiral was actually just a huge schizo who's obsessed with his conspiracy theories. The fact the spiral nemesis doesn't have much backing it in-universe outside of the Anti-Spiral itself just supports this (funny) theory.

Didn't his ass stand outside of the ship he used to get to earth during world war hulk? I thought he got so angry he didn't need oxygen anymore

Wait, I thought Hulk didn't need oxygen? In at least five instances from my reading of everything Hulk related, he didn't need oxygen when under water.

Dude was trapped in a relatively pleasant life. He wasn't in the Omega Sanction.

Probably because of all the times Kyle's gotten btfo by it. If he could just counter siphon, why hasn't he?

Who wins?

Fear

Did you SEE Viral's dream world?

my girlfriend

Yoko was never Simon's girlfriend or even love interest though? Everyone could already see it was Kamina who had that with her.

Never happened.

He's been choked out by snakes, who kneel to GODzilla. He needs oxygen.

It's really weird. It doesn't seem like Kyle even has a personal battery, he just gradually recovers on his own. Nobody ever tries to kill him or anything while he's drained so we don't know if he can just spontaneously recharge back to full in seconds like normal GLs can in an emergency.

We also don't know if they're just going to stick with the '24 hour time limit' they already established in the preview.

AU

Do tranime fags just pick panels out of context?

Technically speaking it is since infinite possibilities would include that. Also just going by your definition of "will I / can I?"

Which characters would be more likely to turn their foe into their servant or drone instead of killing them in a death battle fight?

Having it just as 24 hour time limit is explicitly wrong as Kyle's ring works differently and also depletes based on expenditure.

I've been fucking lied to then lmao imagine being btfo'd by water

Yoko was Simon's love interest for all the first 7 episodes. She barely ever interacted with Kamina until he cucked Simon, she was Simon's love interest and the entire fandom has acknowledged that.

Godzilla isn't anime though?

Like Exodia?

They were stuck in one reality until they realized they were stuck then they went to another. It was mostly comfort that trapped the crew because some like Viral had really good dream lives. What Simon endured was pleasant compared to someone looping Kamina getting impaled in front of him.

We've already gone over this but Kyle quite literally has a single feat of absorbing energy in a combat scenario and it comes from a dubiously canon Marvel crossover comic. And it's also weird because the energy he's absorbing from his enemy (Thanos) is energy that he gave him in the first place.

I always thought the whole point of the final giga drill clash that looked like it was going to destroy everything but didn't (or everything got recreated) was proof that it didn't exist.
Humanity just keeps expanding after Simon puts down his drill so we know they don't really seem to care that much about it.

JOBhor

Also kneels to Godzilla.

They mentioned the limits were "until you breaks the rules."

They're probably going to say Kyle is beyond limits because he's "outside the rules."

Is thor a high valued ip? or even american?

I know, but that's not how DB framed it. It might actually be worse for Kyle since that gives him a short and set time limit, whereas if it were energy expenditure based you could say he's a bajillion times stronger and only needs like .001% of his energy to fight Simon.

You're leaving out the absorbing the labyrinth part. He has the total of infinite Simons' worth of experience and you can't say all of them had it pleasant.

First, they lied and said the cuckshit in episode 8 never happened, so KyleCHAD posted the clip
Then, they lied and swore up and down that Simon was 8 years old and Yoko was 18, so KyleCHAD posted the official profiles
Now, they lie and try to tell you Yoko was never Simon’s love interest. KyleCHAD, I summon thee once more!

Kratosbros, superbros What the fuck is this
youtube.com/watch?v=vTpQVAlI2UY

there is no Kylechad today. Only me.

but he's not though. We know he isn't. If anything he is more tied to the rules than Hal is.

genuinely speaking, why the fuck are you so god damn obsessed with this single scene? why is this all you ever talk about and not the giant fighting robots?

a regular bear, not a magic bear like the one Kratos SOLOED

KIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

Hulk being raped by normal bears

needs to get saved by a literal who caveman who wants to rape him

You? Lost.

HBOC

Baxter Building victim

Kek.

Fact 1: KINGtos can beat up every character that will be posted in this thread with zero difficulty.

Fact 2: No character posted that will be posted in this thread would stand a chance against KINGtos in a fight.

Fact 3: Every character that will be posted in this thread other than KINGtos would get beaten up by the Foot Fetish Lemur from Madagascar

normal bears not even OMNIVERSAL bears

I CACHINNATE!

So when G1

Dont make me disciplind you again, boy

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT

He integrated his crew from out of the multiverse. The multiverse itself exists independently from the labyrinth trap which is a technique and still exists. It's why no one brings up Simon murdering a multiverse of Viral lifes to convert them into an energy source, that's not what actually happened. But for the sake of argument say Simon did mulch a multiverse of catgirl wives for the sake of power. The only thing saying that there were hellish nightmare realities is your conjecture, and even if there were hellish nightmare realities there's nothing saying Simon Prime directly experienced them since he integrated them as fuel not actualized experience.

If the intent of the labyrinth was to Omega Sanction them, that would have been the reality Simon ended up in. But it wasn't, because it ran on Matrix logic. The realities had to be believable and pleasant enough for those trapped to not want to leave.

Not including Asura, all these characters beat Kratos.

Saturday

Jobzilla is a base Thor victim.

Yes but that's what they implied and very likely what they're going to do. They even had Kyle recite the ROW ROW lyrics in the preview.

Man I miss Firebrand...

Why are there two godzillas?

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

infinite willpower

One of them is an evil magic one the hand made. The other is normal Godzilla. Thor is killing both at the same time.

any morrigan erp sessions lately?

Kyle could make him greed out

The ending is very unsubtle about saying this wouldn't work. Once he learns about Spiral Nemesis, it becomes a plot point that he's gonna start using Spiral Power responsibly to set an example, won't bring anyone back from the dead, yaddda yadda, and becomes a hobo. He will not fall for fucking greed.

u? mad

What?

If they accept the theory that Simon mulched an infinite multiverse for power then Simon absolutely 100 percent is a greedy bastard. You don't murder an infinite amount of people for power and not get stuck with greed as a fault.

Keep reading. Thor can't hurt the real Godzilla. And refuses to do anything to get rid of him.

NO SHAME IN HIS GAME

Oh hey it's the kaijuragingautist from Anon Babble!

I love you capefag but Simon didn't want to abuse spiral power to play god. he would not fall for greed at all.

These characters? Also beat Kratos in a one on one fight.

cuckposting is STILL going

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Didn't want to abuse Spiral power

Killed a multiverse

What's a body count of infinity? An innocent mistake?

its the same shit as always
"Oh Goku wouldnt do this since he wants a fair fight!"

and then dont see a problem with supes IMPunching the earth into oblivion

Waku Waku Zeno sama let's have a fighting tournament!

I see no Bears here. Only fear and dead men.

But these characters? They beat cuckposting.

It's not exactly greed if they're busting out of an endless infinite tsukuyomi that was inflicted on them to save their beloved is it? Grasping at straws here.

If Simon 'greeds out', that means the Orange Light takes him; Game Over.

So what pull another Superman despite multiple panels worth of him getting btfo by his ring's rules and the very story he gets his white lantern form confirming his power source is hard finite?

Oh Sonic...why'd you have to set it up for me?

Ecco

Sorry, no rapists allowed

doesn't think Date Muramase can't man handle Kratos

A body count of zero. None of them were real, just fake constructs altered to keep them complacent.

Simon wouldn't do all that if it was to save Nia from Kamina

thinks anything penders wrote is canon anymore

oh my god man you've been at this for a week. give it a rest

"BIG BRO GEOFFREY!!!"

a sonicfag too

My condolences.

Archie Sonic is prime cuckold material. Sally has been with many men while Sonic has been treated like a cuck each time it happened. She even married Shadow once.

These characters, they beat cuckfags, but also evade their taxes.

Yeah good point
it's not altruism or true love if he wouldn't stop Kamina from raping her
therefore it was for greedy power

Hey KEKtos, I got some laundry for you to fold.

You know what at this point you've brought this streetshitter cuckposter onto yourselves.

the indian is a sonicfag too

OF FUCKING COURSE

There's even a theory Sally's far-future descendent is Shadow's (has dark fur and chaos blast powers)

Sonic was also dicking around with other women too.

Amy Rose, Bunnie Rabbot, Mina Mongoose, Rouge at least once.

Simon would factually not stop Kamina from raping Nia. He'd watch and let Kamina take her.

not Rouge, but Fiona yes. Also Antoine's former girlfriend who appeared only once

Where's my beer, Kekslayer?

No, Rouge was after him in a valentines day special one, and HINTS at them fooling around at least once.

this is just fucking sad, man. you've been doing this for a whole week.

Get it yourself, Master Shit.

The Cuckposter? That's rookie numbers.
Oh No Spammer has been spamming Oh No since August of last year.

this breaks the Simonfags

b-but the universe looks like galaxies!

What's a good fight for Sally?

Rouge wasn't after him in the special, she was just there on the cover (so was Omega). There was never any hints of that, you're definitely misremembering.

Ruby will just be homophobia posting

Worshiping a woman who treats you like shit is worse than worshiping any man

Amy Rose.

Double kill ending.

Leave Hal to me brother

oh I'm sorry do you know what a universe looks like. you got god on speed dial so you can ask him yourself?

*Ring Ring* "Hello this is Kratos speaking"

Yes, and he tells me it looks like a cock and balls.

Base Sonic can just casually stomp Flash's arch nemesis

"Yes, I'm answering the phone for Bear-sama right now. He's currently busy."

...getting beaten to death by me with my Bear fists. It's a moderate workout since he is also a magic bear"

HEY KRATOS, TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING

The Virgo Cluster is a large cluster of galaxies ...

The Ursa Major Cluster (Ursa Major I Cluster, UMa I ClG) is a spiral-rich galaxy cluster ...

hmm, yes? It is galaxies according to your image....

FUAAAAAAAAARKKKK

"...in a game of Tekken that is. It's the only form of combat I can beat him in."

...because as a righteous KING i love nature and would never brutalise the local wildlife"

Shut the fuck up, Boco

kicks kratos in the balls

refuses to elaborate

leaves

...because I know I can never win against such terrifying opponents like CHADear

Two losers fighting over Second Place.

you ever notice that all Kratos and Bear posting happens on an exact time?

"...which is a lesson Bear-sama teaches me after he fodderizes me every night."

Oh it's the woman who stole MachRider's 'THE BIG SECRET IS THEY'RE ACTUALLY A WOMAN' gimmick.

Bit are those galaxies universes?

It'd be weird if they didn't?

...in bear-kun's dreams where he can only ever hope to defeat a KING such as me.

archie sonic and rouge only met twice. once was when she tried to steal the master emerald and the chaotix interrogated her. Then she left with the chaotix to fight Renfield and never appeared in Knothole again. second time they ever met was when sonic joined Shadow and Rouge fighting that eggman pyramid. In Reboot they never meet either cause Rouge only does Team Dark stuff in Sonic Universe. in the Megaman crossover she dies offscreen in that helicarrier.
I dislike chinese whispers being passed around, they literally barely met.

it's sad that the listtroon thread is the peaceful one

ONE of you is an imposter and a Bear in disguise!

Take off your armor.

Just base sonic bodied him

lmao

FUARK I'VE BEEN EXPOSED I'M A DOUBLE AGENT

You're a bear.

....because in reality he's defeated me several times.

...in tekken

...because I let him (being the god of hope i also have boundless vidya ability)

Would be Samus' cunnilingus slave

Kratos won this thread.

That's his shield. I'm also not sure what hes supposed to do once he gets inside Godzilla's mouth. The radiation alone would probably cook him.

Heh, weaktos is a -AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE GODTOS PLEASE SAVE MEEEEEEEEE

beats kratos in a fight in reality that isn't a dream or in a video game, a straight up fight

...in bizarro world

BEAR FUCKER
DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE

UNHAND HIM

My HERO finally has a feat to match SUPERMAN!!!

Nobody likes that faggot.

Then post someone who can actually punch Godzilla and escape with their life.

Grizzly Bear vs Siberian Tigers. Who's winningM

The universe, if you're some kind of space god massively larger than it and capable of looking at it in your hands, wouldn't look like a ball of light or a cluster of stars. It would look like an empty vessel. You would need the god version of a microscope to see the stars. That's how massive the ratio between substance and empty space is.

Of course, that's assuming you can't see relic radiation. In that case the universe would look like whatever that would look like.

…which is this world and every other.

Grizzly and it's an easy win for them.

…in cloud kookooland

Golden Kamuy matchups?

Tiger

Tiger's tree is one of the branches on the floor in Bear's photo btw

Tigers get chased around by Sun Bears, which they hunt too. A Grizzly's like, twice as big as a sunbear.

The space between two universes would just be either a dark empty void or a bright empty void. Both accomplish the same thing but one's black.

I am Simon and I'm here to say
Kamina Cucks me every day

you've been doing this since august?

This would actually be a genuinely kino of kino matchup

Too bad interest for both franchises has been low for a while now

…located in bizarro world.

Wrong spammer retard.

could have fooled me

No pretty sure that's on Isle of Hags.

shonenshit

deku

Retarded zoomer who hasn't watched mecha.

no dipshit, they didnt view it as "Easy" because they had no faith in other spiral lifeforms, and given how much evidence they saw over the countless years they likely never saw it as possible. The easier solution was to just subjugate them from ever reaching a point where spiral power could ever manifest in civilizations to such a degree to bother with.

I can stop buying chocolate milk 3 gallons a week anytime I want.

Eva is either for the Digimon Tamers kids or GGG. They're best in a team battle. Wing Zero vs Eva 1 isn't...awful, but it is bad. 01 gets smoked from orbit unless she's got her wings from EOE in which case it depends on how fast she can fly.

A valk like from Macross? Only reaction missiles would stand a chance at tagging Heero and he could probably shoot them down way before they get close.

Motherfucker what WOULD "show" to you look like then?

goes in the opposite direction as Spiral Power

doesn't think "Hey let's use our powers in conjunction with one another to keep the Spiral Nemesis at bay"

For a hivemind species with godlike technology the Anti Spiral is a fucking moron.

Again dipshit, they saw spiral races in the past drunk on the potential spiral power gave them. did you even watch the fuckingshow? It was in his whole speech.

The entire DC side seems nerfed in these issues.

Chocolate milk is where they use milk otherwise unfit for sale - the stuff that gets blood or puss in it. Because the sugar and colour in chocolate milk hides it.

Gonna go with Tiger. Just see its approach being more deadly and it could easily fuck the Bear up as badly as the bear can fuck it up. Guess it comes down to if the Tiger can bite the Bear's neck. Tiger wins imo 6/10 times.

GOKU BLACK SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Kratos lost.

that or the sonic cast got buffs

Standard crossover fair. Take the Green Lantern /Star Trek crossover. Trek spaceships take hundreds of years to cross a galaxy. A lantern could do it in a fraction of a second.

Somethings gotta give way and it's cool to have the crossover characters style on the main ones.

thats not what happened and you know it

He was such a whiny little bitch the whole time. All the power you could want but can't figure out how to help guide a species onto the right path and not abuse their powers.

Show me a good time, Jack!