Death Battle

Bear Bandit-sama... I give up

After my humiliating defeat last thread I have been bound here for every future thread...

Be honest. Would you?

Daddy Ares, please give me power to be stronger than a wall. The barbarians are GAPING me. I need your hot chains wrapped around me so I can slaughter my enemies (including my wife and daughter)

The thought never even crossed my mind. What is going on with those children in the fandom? How deprived are they?

I just want a fun fight where they start out punching each other and escalate into fucking planet-destroying explosions

The Queer Battle subreddit has been literally spammed with coomposts about this random background character.

Damm Chadtos broke you and drove you insane. Not canon

She appears for about 5 seconds and her head explodes into gore. What kind of person would thirst after a background character like that? I guess Ryona Ben is metastasizing.

Women are always weaker than men.

vsbw

I remember hearing how Kratosfags raided the site and forced the admin to upgrade Kratos.

No one who's read Epitaph would put Cortana at just planet level. That's a higher realm of existence connected to a multiverse.
Kys downplayers.

K, b, c.

DAMN Kratos Scholars beat the shit out of and educate yet another peon

You misspelled connected to the internet, halo xister

Canon

Toga loses hard

Looks like a chainsaw man character

Crazy how these people call Shigaraki “cringe” for saying “game over”, then proceed to do shit like this.

Wow, good thing we don't have any cringe, annoying waifufags who spam images of the same character here on Anon Babble.

Neo because aura or something.

Why?

Yep, I only post based waifus, like Kratos and Doomslayer

Kratosfags aren't people.

Please don't tell me that people are actually gooning to a random background character.

The Dark HEROES…

Who beat who?

where?

Who the hell is the monster guy all the way on the right?
Doesn't Anon Babble have frequent threads about cute background characters?

It is crazy how 90% of the post on The death battle subreddit is now just dedicated to simping over this background character who died in 10 seconds

who the hell is the monster guy all the way on the right?

Gear 5 Luffy

What else are they gonna do, talk about the next episode?

Damn right I would. Everyone else who replied to you is either some kind of tourist or trying too hard.

Andrew Detmer vs Carrie White

Idk who would win though.

have frequent threads about cute background characters?

The twitter/reddit/wherever tourists here wouldn’t know that. You’re talking to people who are only on Anon Babble because it has the only place that are willing to hear whatever schizo delusions they have.

Mahoraga killed everyone

I'm faithful to Cortana.

Unless Carrie scales to outerversal John Coffey, I don't see how she'd stand a chance to a supervillain who can fly.

doesn't Anon Babble have frequent threads about cute background characters?

M-maybe

John-sama....

Kintos raped my grandmother last month.

Anon, are you so unused to feeling any sort of lust to something that you find it impossible to be attracted to a character even if they’ve died? Do you think that people think she’s hot because her head got blown up? Christ this place really is filled with freaks of nature.

Who is Kintos?

Which side is winning this?

*shitos

The difference is that we don’t call people “cringe” for using gamer lingo and pretend like we’re better than them. Reddit is obsessed with being morally superior, even when it makes them hypocrites.

They’re really trying to avoid “lorescaling” posts for Doomslayer right now. Which is funny, since they were perfectly fine making them for Kratos, but when it comes to other characters with that kind of scaling, suddenly it’s bad.

The difference is that we don’t call people “cringe” for using gamer lingo and pretend like we’re better than them.

Do you know where we are? Have you never been to Anon Babble or Anon Babble or Anon Babble or Anon Babble or literally any board that has its own lingo? Because like, you’ll get made fun of if you use Anon Babble terminology on Anon Babble or Anon Babble speak on Anon Babble.

I am above reddit and twitter people anyway

Right mogs

Steven smacks the PPG silly, unironically. Jack and Billy are non-factors the second the Park Book of Records or Imagination come out. Literally the only threat is Ben’s Alien X, but both F&J and M&R have similar if not superior scaling that puts them above it.

How come some super powered characters that say that they lived for centuries with experience still act like psychopathic idiots or Immature babies with temper tantrums? They don't feel like they're full of any wisdom.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

I call my HEROES “heralds” and “boundless beasts who gape fiction” on Anon Babble all the time, and no one has an issue with it.

Steven smacks the PPG silly

This is bait

Goku is 50.

Anon Babble uses the term force animation which no one on Anon Babble takes seriously

Superman (Post-Crisis) alone could beat Doom Guy and Mahoraga

quit parroting

Well since one of the Kratosfags got a three to six day vacation for posting gore porn because Koffing makes them seethe in rage, and if I'm right, it was the Pajeet Kratos Fag, that just leaves the Store Brand Jiren posting fag and the Nikofag who should have already ditched hiding behind Kratos to keep posting their butt hurt copypasta about Godzilla losing
Eekum Bokum. Stop being so retarded. I've got so many threads on Anon Babble to laugh at

I [act like a faggot] on Anon Babble all the time, and no one has an issue with it

Yeah because you fit right in, geekus. If you said that in a Xenoblade thread or something like that you’d get called a tryhard.
Yeah that’s…that’s my point.

Nah I'd adapt

The endgame for Goku is to become an immortal magic wishing Dragon God like in the GT epilogue movie. Goku will never ever hang out with or kiss Chichi even in death btw.

The sisters got mollywhopped by someone who could move the planet closer to the sun. Steven, on his own, can go against The Cluster, a planet ending being, and the Diamonds, who can also planet bust together. Majority of the girl’s feats are durability based, which stop mattering when your opponent can suffocate you with a bubble inside your esophagus. They wouldn’t even be faster either since Lapus can fly between galaxies.

GT

LMAO.

What's Steven going to do? Cry at Jack?

The endgame is a shitty non-canon show

Post SHITven moving so fast he can time travel.

He’s going to, at best, trap the sisters in a bubble or, at worst, blow their heads up…with a bubble.

While crying? About lesbian space rocks?

I…… CAN NOT………..

Steven, on his own, can go against The Cluster

That isn't what happened you fucking retard. No one from SU could beat the ppg

Unfortunately no one cares about Nanoha in the current year and Youjo Senki has fallen out of relevance

Kratos jobs to Action League Now's The Flesh. He's super strong (and super naked.)

You weren’t supposed to ask that…

Consider the following.

The Power Puffs have canonically, beaten:

Lex Luthor

The Riddler

Scarecrow

Gorilla Grodd

Solomon Grundy

The Cheetah

Brainiac

Sinestro

Bizzaro

Black Manta

Captain Cold

Giganta

In a matter of seconds.

canonical OPUS

Dragon Ball Super out of NOWHERE

If I remember correctly, they only did that by moving at light speed or faster than light, which stops being impressive when you realize that people weaker than Steven can go about a million times faster than that.
Admittedly I haven’t watched SU in a LONG while, but he and others could still match the Cluster even while it was going through full on “blow this shit up” mode.

Which stops being impressive when you [HEADCANON]

..nowhere near canon since Daima is the new canon

If we count that then we need to count Invincible beating Spawn and Superman

Just because Steven HASN’T time traveled doesn’t mean that he COULDN’T!

Bros...

Be honest, when was the last time you even watched PPG.

ShippingSISSIES? All GAPED, FODDERIZED, and DOMINATED by PowerscalingCHADS.

AAAHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHIIIIEEEEEEERRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!

C-C-CHADKU WAIT DON’T STO-ack

warnerkeks STILL trying to enter the movie universe after Marvel has done it 17 years ago

There's only one room for capeshit and that's the MCU.

ShippingPSYCHOS? Makes the author their bitch with death threats
PowerscalingCHUDS? Mentally destroyed by one throwaway line because the author gives zero shits

Reinhardxisters…

OH NO NO NO NO REINHARDSISSIES OUR MULTIVERSAL BEAST IS A COMPLETE FRAUD NOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAIIII-ACK!

is there a version of this image without anime shit?

you cant like ryona because...its wierd!

Yes i can and yes my top 5 most wanted matches are female vs females

wierd

wierd

ESLen…

Listroon...

That’s not an ESL mistake that’s just typing too fast. You morons don’t know the difference between legitimate ESL speak and a typo. NTA btw.

Consider the following.

I-it was outerversal lightning....

Boundless lightning, Kratoscholars would know the lore intricacies.

I've got quite a few.

But I really want Denji VS Kharn

Yuji VS Denji is more popular, but genuinely, I think it's a waste, especially since Yuji doesn't even have Sukuna as a vessel anymore, and plus even if they use yujikuna, it'll always be weaker than the Heian Sukuna.

Unfortunately, death battle will probably never do warhammer 40k for various reasons. Maybe something with Titus from the space marine series, but that's likely it.

at least they toned it down with the ryona in db compared to early seasons
outside of bayonetta's extremely gruesome death, at worst we've had ryuko, mikasa, and cammy's
comparing bayo's demise vs. makima or weiss's is a day and night difference

pic

That’s not Denji. That’s Pochita.

Eeyore vs Telly Monster
Depression vs anxiety. Who kills themselves first?

Based. I too hope for more female representation in Death Battle so I can watch cute girls get mutila- I mean, get the respect they deserve!

The superfriends version, assuming an ad is canon

Adapts to space by turning into an unmoving unthinking rock floating through space forever

Wow!

I mean, the Space Ghost meets Superman ads were canon. Space Ghost said they happened.

Kars gets turned into a rock

Pucci’s AU happens and everything incompletely resets

AU Kars has full knowledge from birth that he’s going to turn into a rock and can do nothing about it

Lol.

I always thought he blew her up to not give her a chance to heal herself with magic.

Good thing Cortana isn't an actual woman so I don't care.

Hell, they don't even gotta be background characters.

female vs female

Lame. I like my ryona as a man beating on a woman, like God intended!

Solos Pomni, Monika, Mynt, and Cortana

Sorry not sorry

checks R34 tags

Unfortunately, this statement is FALSE.

Mynt does NOT have more fucking r34 posts than ENA.

Fine she’s the only one who has less results than ENA.

ENA solos Mynt, who's a multiversal reality bender

HOLY FUARK...

I cant post images because of that koffing thread i made.

I mean they might be, I said that because I don't know if those commercials are cannon.

Nah the Loretos stuff broke down at some point. People spun out so hard that they started talking about a Death Battle based hero shooter game.

I HAVE BECOME…… A GOD!!!!!!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!

Cortana…

MFTL+

MFTL+

How does your hero respond?

I feel depressed

Why don’t you stop being an attention seeking fag and seek mental help then?

I've got a reason

oh no, a knife!
*tanks because it is just a fucking knife*

Koffing
Ekkans
Meowth
Jessy
James

No lies detected

A knife directly on your internal organs. Goku would die.

Superman wouldn't. His capillaries are as strong as concrete.

Like this.

More dimensions just means MORE lives to terrorize!!!

Have you tried making KINGtos your HERO, who gives HOPE to his followers.

That's the thing, I feel like Andrew takes it; but also does he really have a counter for the meteorites or having his heart stopped?

Ben having Alien X instantly fucks up any matchup unless the other side has "can make and destroy universes without effort" capabilities.

Ben with every alien vs Ash with every pokemon.

Neutalizing Gas and Regigias

Gigigas fought the Christian god so he'd effortlessly sweep all of Ben's aliens.

The funny thing here is that, long term, once the Dragon Team can no longer have adventures and the story is done through and through. I'm positive that they are going to end up doing a continuation but going the Precure route with girls only cast but like 300 years into the future or something because cute girls fighting sells a lot and DB sells as much so the singularity is inevitable.

pre-rewrite Saitama dealt with that easily

your internal

me? uh, sweetie, you said "your hero"

Post retarded matchups no one but you wants.

Base builder showdown
The Engineer (Factorio)
Vs.
The Lamb (cult of the lamb)
is there any way the lamb can win without rushing at the beginning

Your favorite matchup turns into a rap battle
Who wins

I don't understand. Does the knife basically hide outside of perception until it is within a certain range?

That's not what happened in the panel though, it just is a regular stab but perpendicular to LWH.

generic "you"...

favorite matchup

Do you mean battle or pair of characters
Because Lex Luthor vs. Iron Man was absolutely UNMATCHED for like 5 years and solidified DB in my heart.
But Sauron vs. Lich King is the greatest in concept.... either way,

Tony has too much painful background to work with, Lex barely beats him out on offense due to just barely having less dirt

Sauron comes from a world where music is the main form of magic, he's going to rip the King a new one

Shut up, my dog has inoperable liver cancer and we may have to put him down

Either one works. And yeah lich king would be fucked too much of a big baby

look man, instead of wasting your time in this thai weaving basking forum YOU should be using that time WITH your dog
take a break from here, fella

Kratos would've helped, but you didn't ask him to now did you?

I can't bear it

It happens the next panel...
You're above the paper dimension while the barrier warrior is still in the paper dimension. You can stab right where the barrier ends. Or stab even beyond that. tldr; you can stab anywhere you want.

I can't

You will deliver

Literally canonically immortal through immortality pills

Literally capable of dealing infinite damage with funny boots

Not even the strongest guy in his verse

Give him a match-up if you even can.

ENTERRRRRR

Phara fodder