Do you think we'll ever see a confrontation between DHORK and Stolas again...

loona and anon

Do you think we'll ever see a confrontation between DHORK and Stolas again, and on that note do you believe we could ever get a DHORK-centric episode?

Canon

No for reasons posted by other anons

Threadcanon

One beat the shit out of him as revenge for killing Two

threadcanon is lame, them being two idiot glowies is the whole point

threadcanon is lame

Yeah I hate hootgame and Dhork fanon too anon.

I don't want that either, they don't deserve to have demons kill all their buddies the way they did in Truthseekers

What I want is pic related but Jesus(wearing that awesome leopard print trenchcoat too) to kill all the asshole demons in both shows, using the vampire killer too 'cause why not

I don't mind hootgame as much but powerwanking the dhorks is silly

Going to be honest, I don't think all demons in Viv's world deserve death. A lot of them are living in a dystopian society that encourages them to do evil and just trying to survive. They're third-class citizens in the worst dictatorship in the world and saying they're born evil is like saying child soldiers, or Chinese peasants ratting out their neighbors so they don't starve are inherently evil. The sins, and goetia should absolutely be annihilated because they set up the system and actually fuck with earth.

BEE!

my favorite idiotic couple.

They're America's favorite idiotic couple.

Anon sticks around Bee purely because she can conjure any food at will

She can even conjure up long gone earth food items

Anon is eating the Lava Menu from Taco Bell and old Specialty burgers from Mcdonalds thanks to BEE

Bee is okay with giving him things because it makes Anon more Gluttonous.

Isn't the point of the DHORK stuff that Two dying actually motivated One to git gud? And that he wouldn't be a threat in timelines where Two lived?

Do you think Bee could touch you and conjure alcohol in your blood stream?

i'm gonna be ding-dong diddly honest
loona fucking sucks lmao

loona fucking sucks

... my dick.

the appeal of the dhorks for me is that they're lovable idiots, making them some hypercompetent demon hunters is boring in my humble opinion

the appeal of the dhorks for me is that they're lovable idiots, making them some hypercompetent demon hunters is boring in my humble opinion

I think the idea is that One's only hyper competent with Two gone and he's desperate to get her back including taking potentially lethal holy steroids. The minute she's with him again he loses a lot of that competence and goes back to being only slightly more competent than he was in the first place.

BEE is too nice and Vivzie would consider that assault so no she can't.

What if I'm into it and gave her informed consent?

each kiss from her is like a shot of vodka

Time to draw a messed up Agent Two

Then sure. Her pussy probably smells like a sweet bakery.

Very nice.
Based. What would Bee possessing someone look like?

Is that your art?

What would Bee possessing someone be like.

Constant drug induced euphoric gluttony, dancing until their bones broke and dancing more, eating until their stomaches burst and scarfing down what fell out, ODing off a mixture of liquid heroin, crack, fent, and opioids.

What the fuck

I would have sympathy to her situation, if she wasn't a violent fleabag that jumped too quick on making a massacre of the other agents at DHORKS along with the southern bitch and also she wasn't such a cunt with Blitz so many times, I mean, Blitz is insufferable sometimes, but when he tries to be nice to her, she has to kick him in the nuts when he finally found her after being so worried about her, because Vivzie is allergic to meaningful emotions

Also them beating the cherubs in the Full Moon episode just makes me permanently want to kill those lowly hellpest by Heavy Rotating Minigun

Kicking Blitzo's balls is a public service.

Better use the Brass Beast, you'll need the DPS.

I would have sympathy to her situation, if she wasn't a violent fleabag that jumped too quick on making a massacre of the other agents at DHORKS along with the southern bitch and also she wasn't such a cunt with Blitz so many times, I mean, Blitz is insufferable sometimes, but when he tries to be nice to her, she has to kick him in the nuts when he finally found her after being so worried about her, because Vivzie is allergic to meaningful emotions

The southern bitch deserved it, but yes. I want DHORKS to get revenge. They're just good people who wanna protect people. Cherubs with the exception of Collin seem shadier.

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Cope

Loona is gay

Shut up Moxxie

... for Anon Y. Mous.

Loona sucks butt

nah you are

NICE

Loona causing seethe as usual. Love to see it.

Demons are evil. and they must be stopped.

Y'know what we need?
Asmodeus possessing Two, turning her into a rampant whore who jumps into bed with anyone and anything. Falling into utter depravity. Nothing is taboo after he leaves and taints her soul, rendering her a suck and fuck machine. She runs off, and One finds her deep in Mexico, the prized slut in a Burro Show.

Demons are evil. and they must be stopped.

Go hug your Adam pillow, Lute

You just know she's going to be killed and Charlie and Vagina are going to have sex on her corpse to own the chuds.

Honestly not sure if this is bait or just a cuck/corruption fetish? Either way sounds like something Blitzo would post after he got his ass kicked.

Weird fetish to have but you do you

I like to pretend that Asmodeus is like Slaanesh sometimes

Just ejaculated.

It's what vivzie does. I think she still retweets dumb shit on her bluesky.

Loona's panties.

she probably smells like shit, too.

I like to pretend that Asmodeus is like Slaanesh sometimes

Asmodeus is probably the least bad demon according to historical sources. Also I know people bitched about it but I honestly love the idea of One getting a temporary supercharge and then the minute he gets Two back going right back to being a dumbass. Which only makes Blitzo seethe more after he almost killed his boyfriend and kicked his ass.

One has a youtube vlog where he rambles about random bullshit

uses his laptop cam and has no mic

mostly awkward videos of him reviewing books on demonology with the occasional unboxing video

gets a fair amount of viewership and generates an intense amount of seethe

half of it is because occasionally Sinner!Two shows up in the background causing people to get jealous of anthro gf

half of it is Blitzo and a million spambots he spent a month's income on

first group tends to post 'you lucky bastard'

Blitzo types cuckshit and nazi propaganda

Death to Jews, you're a faggot, about how he can't satisfy Two and she'll cheat on him with disease ridden alley cats

threats

jokes on both of them

One doesn't even read the comments and continues posting unscripted stilted videos on Montague Summers's books

Same

Don't the DHORKS mostly just want to excuse getting loads of money from 'corporate'?

I wouldn't be surprised if they get more humanity though. In general, the IMP characters are all being sanded down, and the the DHORKS getting more development in regard to motivation would feed into more of that.

Asmodeus is probably the least bad demon according to historical sources.

It's because he's really old as a character, and there's a comparatively large amount of legible sources for his exploits. Older depictions of demons are much less "pure evil" because the idea of them being the eternal servants of an ultimately evil arch-antagonist hadn't been introduced yet.

Instead they tended to be alien, powerful inhabitants of the chaotic world beyond mankind's safe stone walls, often only as 'evil' as a thunderstorm or a forest fire. And a bunch are just foreign gods.

Don't the DHORKS mostly just want to excuse getting loads of money from 'corporate'?

I wouldn't be surprised if they get more humanity though. In general, the IMP characters are all being sanded down, and the the DHORKS getting more development in regard to motivation would feed into more of that.

Nah, they want to protect people even if part of it is that they're kids playing superhero and want to do it with cool toys and get taken seriously.

Part 1

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Part 2

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Part 3

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Part 4

Here's part 4. Decided to go ahead and finish it now because of an early day off and the fact it's a DHORK thread. Its shorter than the other ones but I think it serves its purpose. I also realized that I really write One as a goofier less competent pic related.

didn't post part 4

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Nah.
She'd have two guys having sex over Lute's corpse instead. Lesbians are her least favourite kind of queer while gays are her favourite.

So true. I bet Charlie owns Heaven by Season 3, and makes it all gay and nasty.

So true. I bet Charlie owns Heaven by Season 3, and makes it all gay and nasty.

All I could think of when you wrote that was this

Can you guys give me good greentext stories based on this show? I wanna read something

These

Thread has Anthro girl

Thread moves at five times the spped of light

Thread has no anthro girl in the op

slow

I swear to God if pic related version of Two was canon and you posted her, this would be at the top of the fucking catalog. HH thread with Val pic is also going slower than if it had Alastor, Lute or Charlie.

Thats the old truth here on Anon Babble.
We are Anon Babbleomers.

I once didnt notice a HB thread because it was a drab picture of those DHORK losers.
Put a fat assed Sparkledog on ALL vivzie threads damnit.

I like what I like, sue me

Don't you guys read the catalog?

No I dont have time to read 30 threads of capeshit.
Put Verosika's titties front and center in the OP if you want me to notice.

You say it like it's a problem.

DHORKS needs Sinner!Two to compete

I thought Two being brown, blonde, and shapely might help but it's nothing compared to Anon Babble's lust for nonhuman

*nonhuman women*

As a Verosika appreciator, trust me, it's exhausting trying to like humanoids in here. God forbid I dont get hair in my mouth when I suck a titty.

Brown, Blonde, and Shapely

Honestly, that works for me. I only made Sinner Two because I wanted to see more cats. Had I known it would've grown to this, I might've just stuck with my Angel One comic.

Make sexy human Two as penance!

Honestly, that works for me. I only made Sinner Two because I wanted to see more cats. Had I known it would've grown to this, I might've just stuck with my Angel One comic.

No man, everyone like Sinner Two. Please post more of her.

Sinner Two is pretty cute.

I usually like characters like sinner two but for some reason I like normal two better

I usually like characters like sinner two but for some reason I like normal two better

Dog person?

Human actually. Give me normal fat tits and fat ass please and thank you.

Both are fine but I prefer Human Two
Mainly because the lore behind sinners is inconsistent and I prefer the Goetia plus Humans are superior

Goetia are fine but I don't want to fuck a bird

You think I intend to fuck them?

Its why Verosika is best girl because she would, sensorially, be the nicest to fuck.

Both Bee and Loona would smell like dog breath and have wet noses, the hair would also get stuck in your mouth and all over your stuff and clothes. Dog smooches wouldnt be as good as real deep kissing.

Goetia would be fragile, you'd get feathers up your nose, and beak kisses just fucking suck to again, real lip kissing.

Sinner One is cool.

Agent Two is for gentle ryona

Its why Verosika is best girl because she would

... fuck a bird?

Drawing a request for someone, please enjoy Advertisement Two for now.

You spend more time acting like a whiny fag and martyring your waifu than you do actually posting about her tbqh

I want caress Octavia and tell her sweet dirty things.

Okay faggot, not like the one fan can score up to the thousands of furry Loona fans constantly posting during fast threads. Go back to muff diving your mange ridden mutt.

If nobody else likes your waifu then she's probably shit. The free waifu market has spoken, now pick your pink bitch out of the bargain bin and quit acting like a twat.

Go back to muff diving your mange ridden mutt.

I'm not a Loonafag but if you thought I was it shows how far they've burrowed into your walls.

Then your even worse, an Octaviafag. You with valley of plenty, dare talk down on my choice, of course i'm gonna mention it, prick.

Instead of trying to get Sinners into heaven, why doesn’t Charlie simply try to improve Hell as a society instead?

Because as a political metaphor, it's not enough for leftists to improve the world and make the things they like. They MUST go into other's spaces and change them and make it worse for them in order for the Leftists to feel satisfied.

Wrong again, pissbaby.

You with valley of plenty, dare talk down on my choice

Because you don't actually care to post about her, you're just throwing a fit that other people aren't.

Not everyone keeps massive image banks on their PC, you know?

So what the hell are you, a Vortexfaggot? You seem annoying enough to be into him.

If Hazbin Hotel was made by anyone other than Viv, then Charlie would want to improve Hell, only to be met with backlash from the Arch Sins and Lucifer himself. Attempting to improve Hell would go against what it is, HELL, the Pit, the eternal Punishment for all the sins an unrepentant person falls to for the rest of time.

Not everyone keeps massive image banks on their PC, you know?

Are you seriously such a stupid fag you can't pull shit off pixiv or something? You really are a sped, probably a third worlder.

So what the hell are you, a Vortexfaggot? You seem annoying enough to be into him.

Way off. My girl doesn't have fur.

ye but it's not that

God you're a fucking annoying cunt. How about stop attacking people for their waifus?
Whatever your waifu is is probably shit too, and I don't see you posting anything, either, dumbass.

The magic system education funtime in Chapter 3 really made me wish Viv gave a shit about explaining anything
Because it's really fun...

She does explain things, in 5 year old 8 hour drawing streams in some archive somewhere.

more fighting

Not everyone keeps massive image banks on their PC, you know?

I read that, while staring nervously at 28GB full hard drive dedicated to everything I find on the internet.

It's why I never got into it. I have a select few bloated Triple AAA slop games that take up enough of my PCs space, I can't pack rat hoard every cool image I see online.

All the games I play are on my desktop, not my PC, and even those aren't modern games.
I think the largest I've got is like, 15gigs big. Most of what I've got is old stuff. Jedi Knight series, Metro, some emu stuff, a Russian game.

Some of the Bloat of games that come from CD Projekt Red and overstuffed JRPGS is almost comical. Like they need to put 12k polygons on some random lump of trash on the street.

Agent One and Agent Two dress as their favorite video game characters.

Agent One dressed up as Crash Bandicoot, wearing a huge suit with his face in his open mouth.

Agent Two is dressed as 2B, because she wants to show off every polygon on her big brown ass.

The magic system education funtime in Chapter 3 really made me wish Viv gave a shit about explaining anything

also

I know people aren't as into Sinner!Two but I fucking love her and love the idea of him pulling an Orpheus to save her (because I'm a sap) even if I find it poorly handled. I'd probably do it like this, based off this music video and with the song playing. youtube.com/watch?v=BdEvuQE6t5c

Middle Eastern Mystics send One to hell to rescue Two and Solomon after a month of prepping and covered in talismans and the ring of Solomon (possibly with sword of Methusaleh)

Called in one last favor from DHORKS who are wondering where the hell he's been to get one of those mech suits to Jerusalem

not actually that powerful, at most mid level overlord except he can move between rings

rescues Solomon

distracts bee long enough to temporarily trap in her an incantation bowl for around 20 minutes

Solomon tells him he wants to break open a Hellhound pound

One is pissy because demons but Solomon insists and sees it as a fuck you to Bee

free the hellhounds

Bee breaks out and puts a bounty on them

Go through wrath ring

Striker is about to get them but he's actually a Solomon fanboy because Solomon made the Goetia feel how imps are treated

the pair thank him and Striker stalls the other bounty hunters

get captured by sinners the minute they enter pride

One and Solomon convince them there's a life after the afterlife and that they don't have to be slave to the sins

Maybe the sinner leading it is Jewish like Bugsy Siegal or Sinan the Great just to make it more plausible that they help

overall wins these sinners by being an incredibly earnest upstanding guy

over the course of a day there's a riot in hell

One finds Two and promises that he'll try and come back and help them even if he isn't sure how

finds Two

Because it's really fun...

Thanks I was expecting everyone to hate it because its mostly exposition.

Fuck meant to say thanks I thought people would hate it on top.

(cont)

instead of overpowering Stolas he gets Solomon to ring him and he kicks him in the cloaca before bashing Blitzo in the head with a stapler

That way it's actually a fun adventure with stakes rather than

Super saiyan warpath.

Agent One unironically goes Woah at things

Spins at the demons, it actually works

On his Birthday, gets Two to cosplay as Tawna Bandicoot

>Agent One unironically goes Woah at things

>Spins at the demons, it actually works

>On his Birthday, gets Two to cosplay as Tawna Bandicoot

One is endowed with super autism

not extreme autism

super autism

ie he can run faster than almost any demon assuming he's naruto running and wearing a headband

His autism is so strong it warps hell into Crash Bandicoot levels

He somehow even gets extra lives

Beelzebub becomes Ripper Roo

Blitzo becomes Pinstripe, Loona becomes Tiny Tiger, Moxxie and Millie become the Komodo Bros for some reason.

One ambushes Lucifer who looks like Cortex for some reason, kicks his ass

He doesn't actually warp hell. It's just how he perceives it and somehow it works. They literally have no idea why he's calling them those names or acting the way he does or why it somehow works. Or why they feel compelled to take on those attack patterns.

Also

Lucifer is about to strike him down because his Crash autism isn't enough to stop the greatest sin

One rips off the fursu-I mean cosplay

he's wearing a Gi

"KAME-"

"HAME'

"HAAAAAAA'

THAT INFENRAL BBBBBBBANDICOOTTT

Yeah, who is a Agent Zero?

Honestly love how everyone here writes One as this dopey incompetent childish autist but he's just such a good, brave, and upstanding guy that you're still rooting for him.

Yeah, who is a Agent Zero?

Knowing Vivziepop.

I wish, but truth is highly unlikely. Their just comic relief.

I wish these guys were the main villains instead of that fucking ice bird prick.

This is fucking adorable, I'm saving this.

One: Playstation kid.

Two: Sega Gal.

Emberlynn: Nintendo Freak.

Martha: PC

Mayberry: Xbox

Those two rich guys: Commodore and Atari

Not far off.

>Two: Sega Gal.

Two actually has some powers as a Sinner

Specifically a small amount of pyrokinesis

Occasionally pretends she's pic related

God, One and Two are just so fucking cute together. Human Two or Sinner Two both are fucking great. I just love the fact that he'd go to hell to save her.

Just needs Frieren in there and we'll have the full set

You're missing another

instead of overpowering Stolas he gets Solomon to ring him and he kicks him in the cloaca before bashing Blitzo in the head with a stapler

I don't care what his power level is. I just want him to fuck Stolas up.

I don't care what his power level is. I just want him to fuck Stolas up.

Instead of using holy powers or weapons One uses his Crash suit

Beats the shit out of Stolas by spinning into him in between kicking, punching and stomping

Stolas asks him why he's doing this

About how excessive this is

One looks him dead in the eyes

his expression a glaring contrast to the vacant smile of the suit

he leans down to whisper into Stolas's ear

"WOAH"

I imagine Blitzo killing his kid or Two would be good enough reason to finally have Blitzo die.

No one can plink the plonk as good as Crash Badinkydonk

Belly slams Shitzo

Unironically there was a One saves Two from hell and gets revenge variant about that. Kid didn't die, One became a single dad before going to hell to get the kids mom back.
If the kid died too I'm pretty sure he'd actually fucking break and become legitimately frightening regardless of how that manifests. Maybe he uses the occult kabbalistic techniques to become the wrath of God manifest. Maybe he uses his government contracts to become Frank Miller's iron man meets Doom slayer. Either way he's going to kill as many hellborn as possible.

I like to think that normal humans see demons true form, which is fucked up and scary. It makes them seem so much more evil.

How humans see Stolas.

There are many supernatural or demon hunting orgs

DHORKS, however, is essentially a containment site for schizophrenics, turboautists, and conspiracy theorists

Will occasionally come across real supernaturals, some of them are actually competent enough to deal with them

One and Two might be weirdos, but they’re more capable than most of the others

He can look nicer because of illusion but I imagine IMPS looks godawful and terrifying.

One and Two are called such because they're the two best agents in DHORK, an agency made up of losers, schizos, and weirdos a like.

Moxxie is still a possum-looking creature.

I mean I've seen owls; He's just a tall bird right? Though a giant tall owl would be un settling irl.

Checked and I'm reminded of that near real life pic of that angel dust once. 2D is all cute and shit but irl would be fuck ugly at best, nightmare inducing at worst.

I Imagine he looks okay ish neck down with his suit. He has probably the classic craggly sharp teeth, yellow eyes and fucked pupils and screwed skull shape of an imp.