Yeah Alvin could be a little asshole but after awhile i was taking his side more often over that slave driving cunt...

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Yeah Alvin could be a little asshole but after awhile i was taking his side more often over that slave driving cunt...

Yeah Alvin could be a little asshole but after awhile i was taking his side more often over that slave driving cunt Dave. i mean it’s one thing to tell them to do their chores it’s another thing to be all like “I’ll wring your fucking neck if you get the words wrong again, Alvin. okay now, meal tickets i mean boys, this will be take 83- damnit Theodore will you quit sobbing? your fat ass will get some food AFTER you all done the song properly. Simon, please stop contorting your body like that. Alright lets make this the one! Alrighty, Theo? Okay, Simon? Ready, Alvin? Alvin? Alvin? ALLLLLVIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!”

okay hyperbole aside because i actually want to be a little bit genuine here and not just shitpost, this is probably the cutest of the Chipmunk shows. not the best animated or written of them but definitely the cutest.

can you imagine this version of Dave Seville managing one of those idolm@ster groups or some shit like that?

I never watched this version of the chipmunks. I’m more familiar with the 80s one.

I’m more familiar with the 80s one

Most of Anon Babble is.

Which one of the chipmunks was most likely to and be groomed and trafficked?

My moneys on Theodore.

The chipmunkettes

I’m more familiar with the 80s one.

Well of course. 80s cartoons are the oldest anyone on Anon Babble was a kid for.

Alvin and the Chipmunks were defo abused

Who's got that one scene from the Squeakquel

most likely Theodore yes but it would be easy to get all three of them. with Alvin you tell him some thing along the lines of you’re taking him to a fan convention, Theodore will probably do anything for food and affection, Simon is queer coded and would likely do things that make him feel more adult.

I think the live action movies went too far in the other direction but AUGH I could never stand how smooth and human like their faces are because you get to the fur on top and it just looks like they have some freakish loose skin issue. gross. people complain about flesh fangs in anime but flesh (looking at least) hair is a far more horrific sight. aa much as its the worst show in the franchise that “Alvinnn” show had the best solution by giving them hair/fur different color from their faces.

I still want a hula hoop

those fuckass chipmunks should have never been conceived by whoever made them

that episode where Theo gets rabies… :’(

dave has a date but she cancels

finds her in bed with someone else

AAAAALLVIIIIIIIN

Simon is queer coded

Elaborate on that.

Why are these chipmunks the size of human children? What kinds of growth hormones is Dave feeding them??

Is Dave the most prominent manager/agent character in Anon Babble media? I'm trying to think of others. There was that agent character from the Mighty Ducks cartoon.

Princess Carolyn from Bojack Horseman.

Alvin was always a massive piece of shit, I don't know what you are talking about, wanting to beat him near death is the most common and normal behaviour towards a rat like him.

Speaking as an oldfag who remembers reruns of the original 60s Ross Bagdasarian cartoons before the 80s revival,I can only reiterate THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS THEODORE

One of the reasons Dave was always yelling and growling was practical: Ross wasn't talented at doing individual voices and to ensure kids never caught on to all the characters being the same voice actor, "Dave" was constantly overreacting, growling, yelling, etc. while Simon, Alvin and Theodore were essentially very light modifications to Ross' normal speaking voice only slower to compensate for pitch speedup (digitally speeding up/slowing down audio without pitch bending is almost younger than you are).

My moneys on Theodore.

The entirety of their personas are "the schemer, the nerd and the retard" so yeah the retard's the obvious choice.
Alvin overestimates his scheming against actual criminals who outmaneuver him into funny talking animal trafficking, Simon realizes the only way to rescue Alvin is to pretend to be tricked into following suit before planning the great escape, and Fat Fuck probably smelled a pizza on the ground under a box propped up by a stick with a string trailing off it.
Let's assume Eleanor is like 10% smarter than Theodors so the trap was a van marked FREE MINIATURE KITTENS but the breakdown is pretty much the same.

You are now imagining both scenarios combined into a 45 minute episode with chipmunk covers of 90s top 40 hits which get darker as the plot progresses

In their separate cells, Simon/Theodore and Jeanette/Eleanor angrily confront Alvin/Brittany, switching off lines from "In the End"

guest star Marshall Mathers as himself

Elanor's ass

Dave sexually molested those chipmunks

I remember they used to show the '60s A&tC on a '90s Nick show called "Weinerville."

Where my Clyde Bros at ???

Why was he an Alvin though?

The furry confusion increases when you see their mom, and then how they try adopting a kitty that gets mushed by a truck.

I don't want to hear anyone talking shit about Dave. He didn't have to bring them in, he didn't have to get them back from David Cross, legally he has the right to have them shot as vermin. But he doesn't do it because he loves them

Simon is queer coded

you cant just drop a fucking bombshell like that and not elaborate

Alvin is literally being groomed before your very eyes and not only do you have no idea, you find it entertaining.

Damn anon you ARE old. Imagine seeing the 1980s munks as a brand new cartoon.

I shall call it.. Basic Ball!

nickelodeon used to show classic alvin show in the early/mid 90s, both by itself and as part of weinerville

kaz

BONJOUR

JE M'APPELLE SIMON !

That's B for B and all for all.

Dave was a lot angrier in the 60s show.

Chimunks and Chipettes were normal rodent sized when they were babies too. It's weird.

I caught the show when Nickelodeon had it for a bit back in like 94.