Yeah Alvin could be a little asshole but after awhile i was taking his side more often over that slave driving cunt Dave. i mean it’s one thing to tell them to do their chores it’s another thing to be all like “I’ll wring your fucking neck if you get the words wrong again, Alvin. okay now, meal tickets i mean boys, this will be take 83- damnit Theodore will you quit sobbing? your fat ass will get some food AFTER you all done the song properly. Simon, please stop contorting your body like that. Alright lets make this the one! Alrighty, Theo? Okay, Simon? Ready, Alvin? Alvin? Alvin? ALLLLLVIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!”
okay hyperbole aside because i actually want to be a little bit genuine here and not just shitpost, this is probably the cutest of the Chipmunk shows. not the best animated or written of them but definitely the cutest.
can you imagine this version of Dave Seville managing one of those idolm@ster groups or some shit like that?