FUCK XJ9

FUCK XJ9

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but I dont want to

The Virgin Jenny

rusts in the rain

The Chad Piper

doesn't rust at all

jenny is tranny confirm!!!!!!

Rodney... rocks!

doesn't post the robot with the biggest ass

You have brought shame onto Anon Babble.

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Amanda please

coomers gonna coom
haters gonna hate

Rhymes with Viper.

What do her farts smell like? She literally killed a street lamp with her noxious fumes. I wish I could live inside of her trunk ass.

She's a robot, so unfortunately her gas would be more like gasoline rather than pure methane.

So do robots think gasoline stinks then? Why does everyone complain when she rips ass and why does a street lamp suffocate from the stench?

Honestly, I try not to think too hard about this stuff. As far as I'm concerned, it's a society of robots that took over their human masters, so they're probably imitating what humans did before them.

Blue Sky peaked with Robots. It was all downhill from there

methane

methane has no smell, it's the sulfur stuff in it that has

the sulfur stuff

My bad, I always get those two mixed up.

I love her cute "pigtails"

Piper's most likely gonna inherit that ass from her when she shuts down

That makes Piper even more based than she already is, makes me question why Rodney ever went with the generic silver chick.

the script said so, she just got called "girlfriend" and then decided "well i guess i am".

XJ9 can bite my shiny metal ass

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But why

Fuck yeah gasoline smell rocks.

huge ass that makes loud braps with a gasoline smell

Perfect woman.

Robots is a movie I want to like but has too much peepee poopoo humor for me to fully defend.
Like, the whole allegory of combining Right to Repair laws and classism with robot is geniunly smart and intruging. It honestly pulls of the whole "X as an metaphor for Y" better than some other more beloved films of that type like Zootopia.

But then the giant butt lady comes in and goes "Oh, no I gotta fart! Haha, stinky poopoo!" for a full 2 minutes and I question what the fuck am I doing.

No thanks, I have different preferences.

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Britney Spears

The film is really showin' its age here...

scene where it's implied she clogged the toilet robot

haha that poor toilet god i totally don't wish it weren't me having to deal with her resting the weight of her giant dump truck ass on me and letting out those earthquakers and her giant logs

shit writing desu

Did this movie have any McDonald's toys or am I misremembering

Shame about Amanda Bynes.

it's real

I completely forgot

Don’t mind if I do *unzips dick*

o_o

I liked Rio, that was a great film in my factual opinion

In what way?

she's the same age as Peter Griffin

What about Rio 2? Did you like that one?

How do you torture a robot?
The bad guy suit's dad got strung up, but he didn't seem to mind, so I don't think they actually feel pain, maybe just react in shock whenever they're hurt.

The soundtrack was pretty banging.

What happened?

Why does toilet paper exist in that robot world?

How do you torture a robot?

AM treatment. Give it all the sentience in the world and remove the ability to do anything human. Make him watch everyone live their life normally while he is expected to be submissive.

Ratchet's dad is strung up but it's not like he's broken or anything, he's more tangled in chains than anything. The thing is that the robots in the movie do feel pain, impacts and suchlike are generally shown as affecting them and being painful, e.g. one of the first scenes in the movie is baby Rodney getting his dick hammered on. It would make sense for things like severe physical impacts, dangerous electronic interference, rusting, internal mechanism jamming or breakage, and other issues worse than just a part falling off would be painful compared to something like, say, removing an obviously modular part like a hand.