The only BOUNDLESS BEASTS that matter.
Death Battle
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Xeelee warped everyone's minds.
Baxter is smarter than Kratoscholars
I KNEEL
No diffs Simon so hard it becomes the biggest stomp in DB history
Both of these characters are my BOUNDLESS BVLLS btw
Kratos...arise
Kekaro
Completely rewrites your verses timelines, laws of physics and cosmology at a quantum level just so they can blow it up
holy FUAAAAARK
Comedy is the strongest genre just saying
Favorite character?
Bejitabros...Friezachads keeps reminding us...
Luke Skywalker, he gets gaped by Mark
kekaro
Retarded tracing newbitch.
quantum level
Doom operates on a sub quantum level btw
snZZZZZZZZZZeelee
TRVTH NVKE
Xeelee are made of rifts in space time which is pitch black
I wish they would fuck my wife...
Of course, you can't really beat toonforce. Looking at it logically they're practically Gods. That's why someone like Popeye completely destroyed Saitama
CANON
Trvke
Surpasses Gojo and Sukuna
The strongest genre is pro wrestling since kayfabe blurs the lines between the performer and the character who both exist irl so they automatically transcend all of fiction.
Fighting Superman
Thinks about them tripping onto a chunk of kryptonite and dying instantly
chuckles
Sci-fi chads dominate these halls.
Real talk how will it affect death battle that they've fought in canon?
Pro wrestling is comedy + soap opera
canon
Still stuck in your loop of cope, I see.
We must be better men.
Post Kratos opening a health box without clearly physically exerting himself
I watched this video and my dick grew 5 inches
STOP
DOWNPLAYING
KINGTOS
KYLE-SAMA I KNEEL AAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who's this soi-faced Polack?
*to
My bad, I'm an ESL.
I will never know who the xeelee are and i will never care no matter how many times they are shilled here
bong slop nobody cares about
I cachinnate.
Captain Underpants
B-bros...my knees are giving in...
Show me one character that could tank Gumball's claws
Gokek
A kissless, henpecked cuck
Kratos
You must break TOXIC MASCULINITY by raising your WIFE'S SON
Asura
Let your wife get ran through by gods and still revive from the dead to save her and the kid, also you have a daughter *hits pipe*
Bejita
Wife flirts with other men every other season
Mark
Got """RAPED""" and cucked
Superman
It's cuckshit all the way down huh?
That rat solos the xeelee btw
Kek, based, canon.
Show me Kratos beating Shovel Knight.
mousecel
Birdchads victim
How do I suggest a Death Battle?
washes unlike KratosJEETs
F-fuck!
No.
seething over xeeleechad superiority
Your IQ? Below Baxter's.
This rat beat Jotaro btw
This feat doesn't debunk mftl jojo btw
I can't...
Kratos is not FTL
”Dad, what does it mean to be a ‘better man’?”
”It means to not question what your wife did while alone with sweaty, battle-weary men in her past before meeting her, boy.”
part 3 had characters dodging beams from a sun and people will still argue against Jojo being FTL
show me Kratos beating [irrelevant indieshit]
Shall not peruse
he literally said this after he failed to punch through that rock
Because his speed is infinite
Please spare me, Nolan! I waw trying to be a better ma-ACJ
Seething at straight facts
None of you even played Asura's Wrath. Why are you defending him so much
...ly close to zero
Kratos is still faster than Dante even despite everything.
Birdchads win.
He CAN'T...
Kratos is easily taking on Doomjobber and Dante. They would be low level enemies to him.
Kratos has the power of the sun and turns any viltrumite into ash.
Zero feats
No diffs Simon
Simon solos the DCverse
But knowing how DB wanks DC and get shit wrong all the time...
A rusty Jotaro getting hit by a ricocheting bullet while sandbagging against a weapon he already casually blocked doesn’t debunk the numerous LS-FTL feats
Uh…yeah?
Let's hope we can have a Kratos vs. Samurai Jack.
Still Tony
The only people Kratos has ever turned to ash are his wife and daughter
Hard not to beat those infinite speed vans
28 years old
Rusty
rusty
what a cope
Vince? Jobs to BBC canonically.
post Kratos going faster than 100mph
I...I thought you would have dodged that, Kratos...they told me you were MFTL
Reminder that Jotaro, with basically zero control over his stand at the start of P3, easily caught a bullet that was inches from his head. Yet Rat-sama still shot him.
I can.
He's a kratosbro
FUNNY
How old do you think he was when he fought DIO? There’s a reason why his time stop is way weaker in P4 than it is in 3 or 6, dude didn’t fight for years. Doesn’t really change the fact that Rat Eaten couldn’t even catch him off guard with a surprise attack and the only actual threat was the melting properties of its Stand.
He's an asurabro
do it
Sorry, I meant to say Kevin Nash.
Jericho bro btw
Kratos has beyond boundless speed that surpasses fiction because his mere presence makes these threads faster IRL.
no argument
seething
Just like that WEAK BITCH She-man.
Google is free y’know.
worse men detected
If Kratos isn't FTL then how did he deliver all those BVLLs to his wife's bedroom in mere picoseconds?
This wasn’t the only time he got shot by the rat, you disingenuous faggot.
non canon cuck fantasies
Your skin? Brown.
DB Superman vs DB Kratos
If Jotaro isn't FTL then how did he deliver all those BVLLs to his wife's bedroom in under planck time?
Ok. Come closer.
Yeah, the other time was when it ricocheted the shot, and then Jotaro could barely move because his body was being melted.
Shouldn't the tree have ignited and turned to ash from the speed Kratos was moving it at?
So should his clothes
10 frames a second
KWAB
Multiversal wood grain
Outerversal outfit
True, but it establishes that he can't safely use SP to grab them.
they set all the Casts to le members only
That'll destroy their algorithm even quicker. No wonder the channel's in decline.
You're in a list. I won't tell you what list but You're in it.
They’re not members only though? What are you talking about.
They are. Try checking the channel, under 'videos'.
Honestly there are so many characters in fiction that will let themselves get hit once or twice by their opponents that Rat would have a surprisingly high win loss rate. Viltrumites basically never dodge or block, so by a hefty margin they are screwed.
The guest list to Faye's annual orgy?
No gif could handle a true depiction of Kratos' power
Anon, are you a moron?
They are. Read what it says under each one.
youtube.com
KINGtos moves faster than the concept of frames can convey
FUARK
Kratos can't satisfy his wife because he cums infinitely quickly
didn't notice the tab labelled "live"
smartest /dbg/ member
This is the same place that thought DB said Nolan was universal. What do you think?
Retard…I…
Talk about One Piece RIGHT NOW
not knowing all trees in GOW are outerversal
we've been over this
Close these threads right now kek, how is the average poster this stupid?
Gear 5 Luffy might be able to fold Nolan's laundry.
Are you?
youtube.com
youtube.com
Anon......
That’s…not the normal DBCast. That’s effectively an after party cast for members. It’s completely different from the ones they do every week, which aren’t members only. Why are you embarrassing yourself?
Doesn't appear in the algorithm.
So, are you a moron?
arguing about death battle
That's not what this thread is about. This thread is about the boundless might of KINGTOS
Wtf are you even talking about. You can search “Steve Vs Terrarian” right now and you’ll see the cast. It’s not members only, it’s not unlisted. You’ve been shown like five different times WHERE to find it. You’d be doing yourself a favor if you just stopped typing.
that's not how livestreams work, livestream uploads show up all the time in feeds, they can even appear in autoplay. why do you think the casts with more popular matches have more views?
TRVKE
anyone got more examples of chain scaling being used to break the narrative logic?
So was the old woman Gaia or no?
I know the Grave Digger was Zeus 100% but this was more vague.
This image doesn’t make any sense since SS2 Gohan was shitting on normal Perfect Cell and barely beat Super Perfect Cell.
This doesn’t even make sense because the dialogue is implying that he’s low on fuel, not that he’s weaker. What ESL made this?
Wait scratch that, it doesn’t make sense because SSJ2 Gohan at half strength isn’t the same fucking level of power as SSJ1 Gohan. It would still be far stronger than 1. Seriously what the fuck is this image.
When Cell came back he received a Zenkai boost, and became almost as stronger SSJ2 Gohan.
He injured SSJ2 Gohan reducing his power to <50%.
When they clashed SSJ2 Gohan was losing, but encouraged by Goku he was able to tap into his potential and overpower Cell.
Where does this cameo put him in terms of scaling?
The World is below me and the Heavens are no longer out of my reach.
When will DB introduce cultivator kino?
ENTERRRRRRRR
Hopefully never, just like SCP.
DBZ literally had the cleanest power scale of any fiction.
I'm going to play Devil's Advocate here and say that was just Gohan's assumption and Gohan is notoriously bad at fight IQ. He just wins via stat stomping.
Not to mention Vegeta catching him on guard made him lose focus in his attack which WAS about to overcome Gohan.
Not saying you're outright wrong but there is some nuance to be made.
kills Goku but loses to my cock
The creators are too old to get into new shit. It's either manga, anime, cartoons, comics, or 2010 vidya.
I'd say Genshin Impact but that's probably the most obvious sponsor I've ever seen
Enter her pussy? Gladly!
When has Genshin sponsored…anyone, really.
What was the name of that chump Kratos fought and neg diffed? I forget.
Never, because if they lose the chinks get mad, if they win the fans think DB is sucking CCP cock instead of DC one.
literally NOTHING in that picture is hard scifi
Unfortunately,
I don’t get it, how is this sponsored?
Except Xeelee sequence, but yeah
is that kratos vs a normal hippopotamus?
nta but more relevant example (though I don't think genshin actually sponsored the kickstarter or something)
What is it with CHADnimals RAPING and GAPING "boundless beasts" ??
He stomped Simon during the death battle podcast. Fag had no argument past "he's got that dog in him XDD". He's going to shove that drill up Simon's ass
Funny how this season made me lose interest in Giorno vs Joker, Asura vs Kratos and is about to make me lose interest in Kyle vs Simon.
Granted, I had already lost interest in Gioker like four years ago but that episode really just nailed it in.
Genshin isn't a Cultivator series tho
How the fuck is Kyle supposed to fight, let alone beat, the guy who can become bigger than the universe and throw universes like shurikens? Yes, those were UNIVERSES, not galaxies.
ATTENTION: THIS IS A WARNING FOR ALL THOSE FODDER VERSES WHO GET REGULARLY POSTED HERE
Touhou just announced a new game, the 20th entry nonetheless, prepare yourselves for BOUNDLESSmu and HEAVENrisa to get new hax (they already scale as high as possible so they don't need new feats) likely related to the heavenly stones of the new game
If you don't want your verse to be accidentally soloed please mindful of the characters you post
If your character:
Can't scale to Star level as a low ball
Is slower than light
Lacks any amount of visual feats of Speed and AP beyond mountain level
Lacks any scaling that puts them above mountain level
Needs calcs to reach moon level
Needs statements for more than 60% of their scaling
Lacks resistances against soul and conceptual attacks
Relies on a single regularly strong Hax to win any battle
If the character you are about to post checks 3 or more of these they are in the danger zone, their verses might end up fodderized by accident!
Let's do our part and avoid unnecessary humiliation rituals!
He can easily do the same. Christ. Do your research before bitching about your tranime losing.
Goddamn.... Dio's concubines are THAT strong!?
DIO's dommes*
he can do the same
He literally can’t. Kyle can’t win period, even G1 had Simon win.
Kek. Imagine acting like the lapdog of fucking death battle of all things, you know, the same series who got thrown under the bus by fucking warner.
Simon vs Kyle is going to be an entirely 3D death battle and it is GOING to look like shit btw
It very well may be Kratos vs Asura 2 where Kyle no diffs literally every Gurren Lagann form one after another now that I think of it
Do not ever make your "mutliverse+" character female
God they really should’ve given him an anime transformation, like just have him take the clothes off and secretly be ripped as fuck with glowing tattoos and faster combat or something
They will still have Kyle win. He's canonically stronger. Simon has no answers to anything he throws at him. What can Simon even do against the life equation?
H-He STALEMATES-
Lacks resistances against soul and conceptual attacks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
non-cope scaling
Kratos
Wall level
Asura
Planet level
Omniman
Planet Level
Goku
Universe+ (AT BEST)
Superman
don't care he's a cuck
Kratos Vs Asura I can understand, but why Giorno Vs Joker? That was a fun episode and I say that as someone who wanted Giorno to win.
No Viltrumite is planet level unless you count being able to wipe out all life and infrastructure on a planet to be planet level. Nolan, Mark and Thaedus would have all been killed by their collision with Viltrum if Space Racer hadn't destabilised it with his gun first. Multi-continental is a much more realistic scaling for the top level Viltrumites
This.
Or he could just say fuck fighting a robot, go inside it, and kill She-man like the little bitch he is.
The simple fact is that Kyle's powers go beyond infinite. STTGL tore into pieces in mere seconds. The anti spiral only lost because he purposely nerfed himself and fought on equal grounds with Simon in hopes of making him fall into despair. If the anti spiral didn't care about honor he would have squished Simon like a bug. Kyle stomps so hard it makes Omni-man vs Homelander look like a fair fight.
Imagine coming here to cry and seethe over it.
CHADmon would just punch the shit out of Kyle like he did with Anti-spiral.
This is probably what will happen. Making that bitch cry after destroying his toys and then snapping his neck clean off. Kino
Post a Justice League member destroying a galaxy
>Asura
Planet level
Retarded or pretending?
SHE-man will just curl up in a ball and cry like a BITCH, just like he did when Kamina died.
someone merely entertains the idea of a god tier DC character losing to something that isn't marvel
people are starting to chimp out
Lel
Mostly having just lost interest in the matchup since GER in general became kind of a snoozefest "do you beat causality manipulation? if yes win" especially when being put up against SMT scaling
Even worse since Araki decided to whip out GER but literally better in part 8
Fightwise it wasn't the worst animated thing this season but it was just... fine
Touhou characters can be killed by bullets.
kratos victim
Superman, Flash, fucking BATMAN
Viltrumites can maybe top out at moon level.
It sounds more like you can't take your character losing, BITCH.
Show me any sort of proof that sheman stands a chance against Kyle. There's literally nothing
One verse will protect you. The rest will try to kill you who do you pick?
Csm
Jjk
Mha
Demon slayer
Black clover
Invincible
Retarded or *SCHLUURRRRRP* I-I KNEEL MY SUB-PLANET LEVEL JOBBER IS A FRAAAAAAUUUUDD *cock popping sounds*
Yeah, you're right. Whatever that fat buddhist bullshit was, was likely some sort of magic field or aura beatdown since the planet didn't shatter under the reacting force of his feat punching the faggot.
Death battle faggots are so dumb.
h-he's r-really big tho...
Simon shoves Kyle's wife into a fridge and rapes her while he watches, causing Kyle to imagine a big green noose and kill himself.
Have you considered the insane possibility that he was calling that downplay? You sensitive faggot.
You're doomed no matter what.
Yeah, in the tv show, in one of the alternate universes, they say they had to detonate a weapon powerful enough to take out half of Europe in order to subdue and capture Invincible. Meaning he was only knocked out by a large country/small continent level attack, not killed or even seriously wounded since his body looked intact
Hate it but the obvious choice here is Black Clover
The gentleman at VSBW have determined that Simon is 1-C (Complex Multiversal) while Kyle is only 2-C (Multiversal)
Kyle don't care about bitches, he just gets new ones. She-man looking mighty feminine...
Whatever that fat buddhist bullshit was, was [headcanon]
Kek, you guys are truly becoming the "umm where are the physics on this, that doesn't make any sense...Why does it move FTL?" of battleboarding. Can't it just be because it is fiction and the writters just want to make cool DBZ fight?
required to take CSM or Makima will do the remote instant kill ritual thing
Why she didn't do it against Gojo? Uhhh.... She didn't feel like it.
Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.
Punch something
It explodes
Planet doesn't explode
Planet > Magic goo
Sorry, you lost.
Gojo can teleport. Trying to set that up in the middle of a fight would be dumb.
Post She-man destroying a pussy.
his VSBW page explicitly says not to scale him to Batkek because that would make him too strong
They're seething.
Sad that the writters don't give a shit about that
B-But physics
Nigga they are fighting at gazillions of times the speed of light, and you think physics is applicable here?
the country sized finger poking the earth was actually OMEGA ULTRA HOLDING BACK WALL LEVEL because otherwise the physics doesn't make sense
Guys why didn't Cell's solar kamehameha blow up the earth as soon as he fired it if it WAS going to take out the solar system???
the earth was actually OMEGA ULTRA HOLDING BACK WALL LEVEL
Correct, the weak should fear the strong.
he fired it if it WAS going to take out the solar system???
Because he's a weak jobber in MOEverse
post touhou characters dying to bullets
Batman Who Laughs isn't even physically strong. He had a lot of comics energy (Dark Universe energy) as fuel, but he's not some kind of near omnipotent being who could blink people out of existence as some people see, to think.
Here's the actual scaling for non-shitposters
Kratos With Lore Scaling
Multiversal
Kratos With Only In-Game Feats
Mountain Level
Asura
Multi-Galaxy to Universal (Chakravartin is weird)
Omniman
Small Planetary (He couldn't destroy Viltrum without a fuckton of help, the infamous Solar Disk is also about that size)
Goku
Complex Multiversal (Could almost destroy the Macrocosm in BoG and cliffed himself like 15 bajillion times)
Superman
DC Cosmology (and really any high-tier) scaling is fucking retarded, let's just say he's Outerversal and put it at that.
CSM easy peasy, just sit in the dark all day and you're literally impossible to get
Asura
Planet level
???? He punched through a planetoid larger than galaxies, worth millions (or billions) of planets. We also quite literally see him pop red and blue stars in a few blasts. He killed a guy that goes around creating and destroying universes.
Omniman
Planet Level
Post Omni-man destroying a planet by himself.
>non-shitposters
shitposts anyways
The ritual obviously requires set up/prep time, she can't do it in the middle of a spontaneous fight
Kratos: Building - Mountain
Asura: Mountain - Star
Omni-man: Building - Planet
Goku: Planet - Star
Superman: Building - Planet
how is it a shitpost?
kratos peaks at mountain level even with lore. there's no piece of lore at all that says anything about him destroying multiverses.
Those are the best, nothing funnier than watching incels seethe at their heroes jobbing against multiversal women
Just like in real life
OMNI-man is OMNIversal
INTERIOR: Beerus’s planet. An hourglass set to one minute lays on the ground with Vegeta on his knees after bringing food and tonguing the Hakaishin’s purple cat asshole whilst jerking him off for, once the one minute was allowed to speak to Beerus for precisely sixty seconds
BEERUS: well you’ve done your part now I’ll allow you to speak
VEGETA: thank you for granting me audience Lord Beerus! Please fuck my wife Bulma! I’m a piece of shit abusive father not unlike my own! Trunks and Bulla need a little brother, or a little sister, or both! Imagine your divine powers along with Bulma’s intellect! If you raise them I can train to master ultra ego and surpass that blubbering oaf Kakarot and maybe even that little shit xeno!
*after the sandglass went empty Vegeta resumed giving Beerus a rusty trombone
BEERUS: well prince we both ate some good cake though I suspect the one your wife made tasted better than my asshole, you’re a shitty fighter but you do give a good rimjob, I’m guessing you did the same with frieza?
*Beerus farted in Vegeta’s face mid sentence
BEERUS: Hey whis stop jerking off to Bejobta and train him, I’m gonna fuck his wife and if I’m feeling generous I’ll have trunks record it and give it to his father
WHIS: *gay noises*
The prince of all sayians stuck his tongue so fat of Beerus’s ass he hit his prostate and with a loud roar screaming “FUCK NIGGERS” he shot out a huge hakkai and ki infused cumshot that seeked out a neighboring planet that exclusively had black people
BEERUS: hey prince as a token of gratitude here’s some hakkai energy
VEGINA: r-really?! Thank you my l
*Beerus lets out a more serious fart and sends Vegeta flying so fast he goes a cross the planet
Here is Reimu surviving a black hole to the face
Post Kratos scaling to actual multiversal destruction, not shaking an Multiversal object, not scaling to creation, straight up destruction scaling
Not true, they say the big tree Ygdrasil is a multiverse, Thor broke it, Kratos<Thor.
I'm not defending it since it's really shaky at best, but it is indeed a thing that exists and is why he won the Death Battle.
Mugen shit
Nightmare Broly solos
Omniman
>Planet Level
Post Omni-man destroying a planet by himself.
docs.google.com
Oh wait I used the wrong crocodile sign lmao
Kratos>Thor
SHItMARE JOBly
Gets PWNED by dark ronald mcdonald.
i'm familiar with the logic. they didn't say that the tree is a multiverse, just that it's much bigger than the universe. that's bogus scaling, not lore.
Post Superman destroying a planet without the influence or help of another being.
Mugen
Retarbro...
Thor broke it
I thought he just shook it? Wouldn’t everything collapse if he broke?
...that jobs to Limiter Cut Broly
they don't know shit. Plus it's incredibly outdated. Kyle stomps
Sad that the writters don't give a shit about that
And I don't care about copers desperately reaching by using physics, math and faulty logic to scale their wall level jobber to "boundless" or whatever the fuck based off of pixels, reaching feats, fake "math" and purely expositionary informed abilities. deathbattlers only get to where they are by literally taking physics for granted and then saying "well ACKSHULLY that doesn't count because it's magic and that doesn't count all of a sudden okay?!? but only in THIS SPECIFIC manner that actually helps me somehow because otherwise he'd be a fucking jobber."
You destroy a planet, and whatever goes into the magic system in that setting allows you to interact with matter that way with that level of force or speed, or you don't and you're not planetary, that is the only non-cope proof of a feat.
T-THE AUTHOR SA-
The author is wrong.
I was actually too generous the first time around:
Wall level
Continent level
mountain level
Universe-
don't care about superman
He beat whatever magic aura-gobbly-force field the other gods have, but never actually level anything bigger than a building.
Eh, I wanna be charitable to Kratos, Ygdrasil as a construct is really weird since it supposedly houses multiple infinite universes and quote "Every Strand transceds time and space" so saying its a multiversal construct is just easier than saying it's vaguely bigger than a Universe, much like the Dragon Ball Macrocosm
It's said that Thor and Jormungandr "splintered" the tree, and at the generous interpretation above, it would be a Multiversal feat.
The author is the creator of the story you dumb fuck, what we are doing is trying to interpretate the story, which the author can change at any time.
He beat whatever magic aura-gobbly-force field the other gods have, but never actually level anything bigger than a building
You gotta be fucking trolling.
youtu.be
did you not hear the news? a bunch of DC heroes are getting upgraded to outerversal including even Kyle with the Life Equation since this is what they put the Anti one at
vsbattles.fandom.com
Nobody reads "hard scifi". Boring faggot shit for low T "better men"
basically no one here cares about hard scifi lmao, i'm not reading the rest of your delusional ranting
When people see a strong horse and a weak horse, by nature they will like the strong horse
Wow so hard sci-fi must be really weak...
Where'd the multiple infinite universes thing come from? The "every strand transcends time and space" occurs when Freya's telling Kratos and Atreus about Yggdrasil as something that exists in every realm at once, and how it transcends time and space as the realms know them. It's a line that tends to be presented without that context, for obvious reasons. And Thor and Jormungandr splintering the tree is part of Groa's false prophecy. Such splintering never actually occurs.
kek, I forgot about this sequence.
So "multi-planetary" then
It's magic bro, physics doesn't count now read my excel sheet of triangulating this gay fag's velocity from two points of the universe and strength from gravity constants. He's boundless bro.
You mean his wife's?
we were talking about actual scaling and not made up bullshit. try reading better since you call yourselves "scholars"
Give them fights.
HEY YOU, yeah you! You look pretty strong, let's fight!
Goes super saiyan and delivers a poweful kick to Catra's stomach
She screams in pain and drops to her knees
"That wasn't very fun. You aren't very strong at all. You should train more. You can't even defend against this"
Kicks her in the head and she falls over, bloody and screaming.
"See? If you were any stronger you could easily block that. Heck, even Chi Chi can put up a better fight than you."
Walks up to her
"You need to work on your pain tolerance. Those attacks were very weak and here you are screaming. Hey! I have an idea! I will help you train your pain tolerance!"
He squats and grasps her hand. He picks out her pinky finger
"I'll start with this one, okay?"
"Please no, don't do it Goku"
"You're no fun"
He rips her pinky finger off as he chuckles
She stares at her mutilated hand in shock
"See? You aren't even screaming now! I'm getting excited"
He rips of her ring finger
She is barely clinging onto consciousness from the pain. As she is about to pass out
"Hey, we aren't done training yet! I'll help you"
Uses the hand defibrillator technique to bring her back to consciousness
"Let's turn our training up a notch"
Goku stands up and lifts his leg
"After this I'll feed you a Senzu"
"No, what are you doing?!"
"I'm getting excited!" chuckle
He stomps on her chest, shattering all her ribs and spine.
She lets out a brief shriek before passing out from the pain. As her eyes close she sees Goku mouth the words:
"That was FUN! I can't wait to do this tomorrow again. I'll make you stronger and stronger and then we can fight for real!"
Having another boundless+++ fight with GODser as per usual
Throws a single fireball
GODser dodges with his irrelevant speed
Accidentally solos Touhou Project
post hard sci fi being more popular than fantasy here or anywhere else.
I'm pretty sure the Nine Realms are stated to be infinite universes somewhere? I'm not a GoW expert but I'm pretty sure that's a thing.
Thor and Jormungandr splintering the tree is part of Groa's false prophecy. Such splintering never actually occurs.
So I guess he isn't? idk man I'm sure you can find some stuff about Zeus being Multiversal or some shit.
pic rel
The dead one he can't bring back because cuck reasons?
F-FUCK...
multi-planetary
Nigga, what the fuck is this then? Asura is larger than Gaea and he doesn’t even register as a pixel in comparison to the moon he punches through. You also see he destroys stars many times larger than planets.
projecting cuck fantasies for no reason
He could have brought her back. He didn't think it would be right to.
popularity
I don't really care, sci-fi btfos fantasy power-wise and that's the only reason I bring it up. I do read a bit of hard sci-fi but it's niche and only a passing interest.
Popularity is also just mass-slop appeal like Fortnite and Dragon Ball. The things I actually have an emotional stake in is fiction and good writing which have no place here.
Because he's a cuck.
Gaea
BEEG planetary level but not solar system level
next
You need ot think VOLUME and not stated magic electric boogaloo
Oh, no. We don't get a lot of information onto the size of the nine realms, other than that they're all on the branches of Yggdrasil, in the realm between realms, and that Midgard is essentially our Earth. There might be somebody theorizing that each realm is an infinite universe, but there are people theorizing everything. And I can't blame you on the splintering thing. VSBW has been stubbornly holding onto that despite the game outright contradicting it for years now.
Why not?
doesn't even read what he shills so hard
Done.
You have to have a very high IQ to understand Xeelee Sequence
DB '25's finale can't come soon enough. I cannot wait for she-man tranny tears
b-but he was really big
b-but the time traveling missles
b-but he beat up the anti-spiral
?
Man, why can't you dragon ball faggots make something for Beerus that makes him the object of desire and pleasure? Instead of just inserting him into middle school-tier cuck humor of "Bejita is such a fucking kekky! Laughapoopies!" or "Nuly can't control his green slut GF! Kekaroo!" ? He's insanely hot, and it's just dumbass power dynamics for a joke.
You can't defeat Ernest.
why is Anon Babble lass mindbroken about Kratos then Anon Babble when Kratos is a Anon Babble character?
Simon has nothing to stop this. Why do people want a DB that's so one sided?
Shut the FUCK up and keep giving me cuck pasta catchphrases.
shut the fuck up
Let's lay down some facts, shall we?
Bejita has never defeated a main villain
Bejita ended up with a self-absorbed woman for a wife who was already long past her prime and who slept around with large quantities of men beforehand
in just one text bubble Bejita stated that he is weaker than Goku, that he admired Goku, that he could never surpass Goku, and that Goku was a genius
Bejita took two full years of training in the time chamber, and yet still came out weaker than Goku, who took less than a year
as an adult man, Bejita cried, no, broke down and SOBBED like a little girl, first when he realized final form Freeza was too much for him, then when he begged his enemy Goku to do what he never could as he lay dying. Oh yeah, he did that too.
Bejita constantly fucks up things for everyone and consistently displays a uniquely high level of stupidity, such as when he angrily threatened to kill Bulma for suggesting to preemptively take out Gero, or when he attacked the Androids head on without heeding Trunks' warnings, or when he let Cell reach his perform form, or when he allowed himself to be corrupted by Babidi. This foolishness and ruining things invariably results in him getting his ass kicked
despite being multiple times stronger than anyone on Earth upon his initial arrival, he was forced to become an oozaru, and then STILL lost to an immobile Goku and two humans and a toddler that even Nappa could solo with minimum effort
despite all this, Bejita is genuinely admirable for his trait of always getting back up after being knocked down and never giving u- nuh-uh-uh! Bejita entirely lost the will to fight back against Freeza on one occasion and on another proclaimed that he would never fight again. Not even Yamcha did such
Bejita called Goku number one. As in better than him. As in smarter than him. As in stronger than him. As in Goku was completely and totally Bejita's indisputable superior, which Bejita himself recognized. This we call the Golden Truth.
they wanted a DC herald loss from a non-Marvel character
DC
Losing
You need to think VOLUME
The moon is SOLID. You see him moving through its crust and coming out the other side.
stated magic electric boogaloo
There is no statement during that entire sequence. Everything Chakravartin throws at him is real. You see Chakravartin blast a laser that vaporizes any planets in its path. The only “magic” comes from Chakravartin moving those celestial bodies.
I can't imagine DC losing...
>doesn't even read what he shills so hard
Correct
People like TTGL and wanted a Simon matchup, the fools that they are.
Little do they realize this is literally going to be Ben vs Green Lantern 2, probably being a sprite battle and all
It'd be funny if they even pull a Krasura with showing just about any attempt at recreating Trigger animation just for Simon to lose
Isn't this basically what the Anti Spiral threw at Simon?
But Vegeta was... So far above me...! I was shocked... Scared...
Sh-Shut up... Vegeta... You beat me...
But then I saw Vegeta fight... And he far surpassed me in just about every way you could think of...
Simon is beyond the DC Cosmology as a whole, no amount of VSBW wank will ever change that.
Vegeta should have never been redeemed. He’s the worst character in dragonball.
When Goku fucks Bulma and Whis keeps rewinding time every 5 seconds so that the cucking session never stops
I'm such a happy jobbing, kissless, 0-3 against Bejita, absentee father, cucked by Fuller, jobs to random rocks and viruses, illiterate, psychopathic, crossdressing daipa-shitting cuck!
did you forget Harley vs Jynx? that's the only memorable thing about that episode, DC losing to a non-Marvel
White Lantern Kyle is a bit higher than a Herald.
kek
Goku lay in his crib, helpless and frustrated. The passionate sounds of the couple's lovemaking in the next room were almost too much to bear. A chastity belt had been secured over Goku's diaper, so he was unable even to relieve his pent-up arousal. He just had to lie there and bear it.
Suddenly, he realized that wasn't all that he would have to bear.
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP--SPLUUUUUUUUUURTTCCCHHHH*
It was over before it had even begun. Goku had shit his diaper, the rancid smell filling the room. And he was unable to remove his diaper or change himself, due to the chastity belt.
Tears streamed down Goku's face. He had defeated Frieza, and was reduced to this? But he had no choice. If he didn't want to have to lie there in his own shit for who-knows-how-long, he was going to have to beg. Swallowing his pride, Goku turned toward the wall to the next room, from which he could still hear the bed creaking as the occupants made love.
"B-BEJITA-SAMA, I-I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!" he wailed.
The bed stopped its creaking, and Goku could hear the couple groaning.
"Your wife can do it after I'm done with her," came Bejita's reply. "I'm still not kissing her, though."
Simon stomps because... I said so!
Care to post proof? Kyle has an answer to everything Simon has.
Voting for a Harley vs Jynx rematch so the DB team are forced to genuinely consider the fart fetish comic as a factor.
What is the density of Gaea?
B-BEJITA...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MY WIFE RAW!!!!!!!! BEJITA!!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MY WIFE! BEJITA!!! PLEASE!!!!! MY WIFE!!! NOW!!! YES BEJITA PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! AND I COLLECTED JARS OF MY WIFE DROOL FOR YOU TO DRINK BEJITA ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE BREAK MY WIFE IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK BEJITA SAMA!!!!! BEJITA SAMA PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS HOLE WITH YOUR POWER POLE!!!!!!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MY WIFE!! AND MY SON'S!!! BEJITA! FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND INFLATE MY BELLY WITH YOUR ROYAL SAIYAN PRINCE CUM!!! BEJITA PLEASE KISS ME! BEJITA BEJITA LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MY WIFE'S PUSSY!!! BEJITA... I LOVE YOU BEJITA!! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU BEJITA JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MY WIFE EVERY DAY!!! BEJTIA!!! LETS USE THE DRAGON BALLS TO REMOVE MY COCK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR COCK SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AT THE SAME TIME!! BEJITA!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!! BEJITA... PLEASE POOP ON MY WIFE! BEJITA YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM ROYAL SAIYAN SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...! BEJITA! I NEED DADDIES CUMMIES NOW OWO PLEASE FUCK MY FURSONA... BEJITA! USE YOUR ENERGY RINGS AGAIN!!! CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME BEJITA'S ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! BEJITA!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY BEJITA EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MY WIFE!!! BEJITA! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS SAIYAN MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR PISS BEJITA!!!!! BEJITA PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU TRAIN IN THE THE ROOM OF SPACE AND TIME!!! BEJITA! BEERUS SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HIS CAT PENIS BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY MEAT ROD BEJITA!!!! BEJITA!! MY PATHETIC SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!!!!
I do NOT CARE about what is official or not. It is TOTALLY CANON that...
Bulma fucked many men before and after marrying Bejita
Chichi had to drug Goku in order to have sex
Tien fucked Launch and still does sometimes without anyone knowing it
Yamcha fucks a lot of bitches around because he was famous as fuck
Trunks cucked Mai and fucked Chronoa
Trunks got raped by Towa once
Towa forced Bardock to fuck her
Fuu was made 100% by pregnancy because Mira fucked Towa very hard
Gero molested Android 18 while she was sleeping
Bardock cheated on Gine many times
Bardock fucked Granolah's mother and is in fact his dad
Bejita got tired of Bulma's bullshit and cheated on her with Hoppu
Ribrianne pays special visits to Jiren and he likes it
The West Supreme Kai drugged Goku in order to fuck her, just like Chichi did
Raditz still lives with Princess Snake and fucks her and her assistents
18 does shota roleplay with Krillin. Her idea. She is a secretly a pervert.
Master Roshi was a gigachad and pussy destroyer when younger.
Erasa sucked Gohan once
Cabba will knock up Kefla and somehow make two weird babies that will defy logic since Caulifla and Kale will get pregnant from the fusion fuck. Both will become housewives and quit fighting, like happened to Videl
Cocote and Toppo fucks
Nappa just wanted to fuck some cute women. Bejita was an asshole
this is what Kyle fans have to look forward to after the DB btw
Because simon wants to be depressed
What the hell is wrong with some of you
I give Goku and Asura more leeway because they are from narratives with serial escalation and explictly get stronger over time.
Thoughts on Bejita's other brother?
what if Goku wanted to see Bulma’s dirty ol fanny
By MassakoX (VERIFIED ACCOUNT PAY FOR MY PATREON IM A HASBEEN AND DBZA HAS BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS)
*The scene plays out as it did in the original but this time when our young hero sees Bulma’s ass he has the same reaction when he went Oozaru and immediately gets hard*
BULMA: oh wow guess I didnt need the DragonBalls to wish for a perfect boyfriend after all, straight shota rocks!
*Bulma proceeds to give young Goku a sloppy noisy blowjob
GOKU: wow I so this is what grandpa Gohan did to all those nice young ladies he brought back to the temple, this feels amazing! I never saw them leave though I was too busy digging big flowerbeds for him!
*Bulma then grabbed the young saiyan by the bottom
GOKU: B-but Bulma I you cant touch me there thats where I p…
*as she tongues the young saiyan’s anus while jerking him off which in our world is called a “rusty trombone” our hero makes the same face as when Chichi pulled his tail and due to his small size vast amount of pain and pleasure was caused by her tongue, in an amazing double spread the prostate milking made him cum everywhere as he screamed KUMEHAMEHA; unleashing a mighty ki infused cumshot flying across countries, destroying the twin towers, finally landing in Florida and blasting through the chest of sheriff mike chitwood a red ribbon army general*
CHITWOOD: Perished, at the hands of little boy’s cum! Not that! No! Why has destiny conspired against me so tragically?! AAAIIEEEE!
*cut to the present, bejita is still “married” to Bulma but Goku still fucks her while he says*
VEGETA: scooby dooby doo im a happy puppy cuck!
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It's Anon Babble, I'm not here to debate autists who don't read the source material. I'm familiar with both stories. White Lantern doesn't have any real cosmic feats, he's just a messiah to fight back the Black Lanterns.
The only way you could justify a win for Kyle is going to Kratos-route and just wank the "lore."
I hate stomp matches
Such as? Kylenigs keep saying shit but they don’t post any feats or evidence or anything. Reminds me of Kratards.
Not only that but Gohan was able to bolster his Yuki through the encouragement from Goku and assist from Vegeta.
Kylefags are getting scared.
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
Harley is such low stakes. They'll never make Kyle lose. TTGL power scaling logic is playground rules stuff and it stomps DC because of it.
Gurren Lagann is powered by will. Simon has infinite will power and can generate it even if trapped in a universe where there is no chance to generate energy.
The fight boils down to who wants to win more
Simon's powers are so OP they're basically "Nuh-uh, I wanna win more than you" and it hard stomps anything Kyle has.
DB will ignore it and rely on fanboyism though.
INTERIOR: Goku’s house, vegeta uses instant transmission to teleport there with Bulma
VEGETA: Gohan I need you to fuck bulma
GOHAN: oh ok
*five minutes later Bulma is giving a deep rimjob to the half sayian tickling his prostate with her tongue
Gohan: MAKUMKOSAPO
*gohan goes beast and shoots a huge cumshot that destroys flies across the world and vaporizes general mike chitwood leader of the neo red ribbon army
Vegeta: you fucking idiot you have to cum inside of Bulma! Do I have to watch you? I mean I was watching the whole time but you need to get Bulma pregnant before her eggs spoil! I guess I have to watch up close
*Gohan upon recharging fucks Bulma again but unfortunately for her the makumkosapo vaporizes her and half the capsule corp HQ
just wank the "lore."
you mean canon stuff. Sorry, but Simon is losing hard. No Gurren Lagann 'lore' can counter Kyle
God bless the zappy-verse.
Kratos-route and just wank the "lore."
The butthurt never ends.
Reminder KEKtos shrunk like 3 feet when he went from godstomp to wifeson mode
/dbg/ wants to be /dbs/ so bad that they've started to repost the copypastas from /dbs/
Cuck things.
It is like some combination of /dbs/ contamination mixed with juvenile "I fucked your [blank], so I'm better than you" type rhetoric. The goal is to antagonize when arguments fail to convince.
Obsessed
Kratos + mountain + destruction = ERROR 404 NOT FOUND
What!? What are you insinuating Bulma!? Are you saying that you used to take baths with Kakarot and Yamcha all the time when you were a teenager!? That you washed Kakarot's stinky penis with your own hands so gently that he came? WHAT!? YOU think you have a GIFT for bathing others!? You plan on opening a public bathhouse where the only attraction will be PEOPLE TAKING BATHS WITH YOU!? You already have the guestbook FULL!? BEERUS!? THE RED RIBBON ARMY!? ZAMASU? HYBIS!? What!? There's more than ONE guestbook! Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan?
What can I say if not YABBA DABBA PRIDEEEEEEE!!!!
Dense enough to withstand Vlitra emerging from it (multiple times) and healing relatively fast. So at the very least, denser than Earth in real life.
Post absolute STOMPS.
SISSYku's tuckgame is on point
Is that why you're crying in your cuck corner, cuckboy?
I still can't believe after all the bullshit that we've been through, Kratos was the one to completely break ̶D̶r̶a̶g̶o̶n̶ ̶B̶a̶l̶l̶ Death Battle General
Kyle vs She-man
Have you read Dragon Ball? It has some really strong moments in my opinion.
Crying cuck tears.
No, I mean focus on hyperbole, take shit out of context and misinterpret it so bad that the story doesn't make sense.
That's exactly how it went with Kratos vs Asura. Everyone who's played the games know that Asura is in a different league than Kratos, but with some "lore" Kratos is suddenly able to destroy 9 million universes even though he can't get through a barrier of ice.
Literally Kratos out of nowhere
Mad.
The restraining bolts were always getting frailer over time, Omnidock and Kratosura just so happened to be the ones to fully shatter it.
B-BEERUS...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MY WIFE RAW!!!!!!!! BEERUS!!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MY WIFE! BEERUS!!! PLEASE!!!!! MY WIFE!!! NOW!!! YES BEERUS PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! AND I COLLECTED JARS OF BULMA'S DROOL FOR YOU TO DRINK BEERUS ONLY FOR YOU PLEASE BREAK MY WIFE IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK BEERUS-SAMA!!!!! BEERUS-SAMA PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS HOLE WITH YOUR TAIL!!!!!!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MY WIFE!! AND MY DAUGHTER!!! BEERUS! FILL ME WITH YOUR LOVE AND INFLATE MY BELLY WITH YOUR FELINE CUM!!! BEERUS PLEASE KISS ME! BEERUS-SAMA LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MY WIFE'S PUSSY!!! BEERUS... I LOVE YOU BEERUS !! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU BEERUS-SAMA JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MY WIFE EVERY DAY!!! BEERUS!!! LETS USE THE SUPER DRAGON BALLS TO REMOVE MY MICRODICK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR FELINE COCK SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MY WIFE AT THE SAME TIME!! BEERUS!!!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!! BEERUS... PLEASE POOP ON BULMA! BEERUS YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM FELINE SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...! BEERUS! I NEED DADDIES CUMMIES NOW OWO PLEASE FUCK MY FURSONA... BEERUS! GET WHIS TO USE HIS TIME REVERSAL POWERS AGAIN!!! MAKE HIM CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME BEERUS'S ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! BEERUS!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY BEERUS EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MY WIFE!!! BEERUS! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS SAIYAN MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR CAT PISS BEERUS!!!!! BEERUS PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU EAT RAMEN AND SHIT!!! BEERUS! BULMA SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HER STRAP ON BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY FELINE ROD BEERUS!!!! BEERUS!! MY PATHETIC SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!!!!
SHE-man is about to get shitstomped and all his loyal cucks can only cry and shit themselves.
Fitting.
W-Wait...Omni-Man can lift HOW many tons...?! ZOINKS! I've gotta skedaddle! I've gotta beat an expeditious retreat! I've gotta FLEE for my LIFE!!!
parroting
Bro, everyone familiar with the games could smell the bullshit even before the first preview came out.
hyperversal ice barrier
Honestly I would rather be arguing about Kratos and the validity of his feats ad nauseam than keep seeing cuckpastas.
Doesn't bother explaining why Simon is stronger
just posts memes
Notice how people saying Kyle is stronger has posted proof on why he is while she-manfags like you are just posting memes. This is going to be a HARD stomp
wants to be
We've been /dbs/ for years
Reminder it's been 7 years since Super ended.
How about blowing up a star going supernova, 3 stars at once and a blue giant?
Invincible
Yakub just sends me to a dimension where I can't be hurt
Game shows how is hyperversal
copes that it doesn't count because....it just doesn't
White Lantern doesn't have any real cosmic feats
He literally does
This episode is going to suck so much ass.
ATTENTION: All of Kratos's lore now counts as feats. Additionally, any feat performed by a character in GOW counts as Kratos's feat.
Sorry, the stomp will be humbling to gurren lagann fans. They need it.
Kyle as White Lanter had nothing to do wuth Blackest Night or the Black Lanterns, non-reader LIAR. You didn't read shit.
Simon is stronger because he has better feats.
White Lantern doesn't actually have any quantifiable feats.
You can deny this all you want. I don't really care. I'm just telling you how it is. Death Battle's verdict will have no impact on that either. It's obvious to anyone who's read BN and watch TTGL. They're operating on two different scales of power. Just like Kratos and Asura.
Wouldn't any oxygen deprivation technique kill a saiyan instantly? Or poison gas even?
Simon is stronger because he has better feats.
such as....? Even STTGL got destroyed in seconds.
denial
So you've chosen to cope.
Uh, you weren’t supposed to ask that…
Kyle as White Lanter had nothing to do wuth Blackest Night
Not even gonna pull up the comics for you.
Kyle can easily drain Simon's spiral energy which has been drained on countless occasions. Do that and he's just a normal person. This won't even be a contest.
”K-Kylefags have actual arguments for their win!”
the arguments:
”SIMON KEKED BY CHADMINA HIM AND KITTAN DP YOKO WHILE NIA LICKS HIS ASSHOLE WHILE TAKING BIG ANTISPIRAL COCK SIMON JERKING OFF CRYING YEAYEAYEA LOLOLOL”
meanwhile Simonfags: “We’re 12D lol”
Kyle can easily drain Simon's spiral energy
When the fuck did White Lantern Kyle drain any energy? Oh that's right he never did.
So were at making up feats to compensate for the fact the WL don't have any quantifiable feats.
We're done bro.
wikiBITCH
Way to prove you're a complete non-reader retard. Hal and Sinestro were the first two White Lanterns. Kyle didn't get it until the end of Brightest Day, more than a year later.
Stick to your cope posting KEK
Just consider it from an outside perspective, these two are so far from their glory days of popularity. TTGL is a little bit better faring but not by much. This place is just going to be filled with Row Row Fight the Power memes mixed with even more cuckpasta.
New Guardians
Read the source material if you're going to argue against it. Hell, fucking do a reading of the vsb wiki. Simon is getting clapped.
ATTENTION: All of Kratos's lore now counts as feats.
Don't see the issue. we do this for the Doomslayer already.
Doomslayer has never shown a feat beyond "country level"
BUT HE BEAT GOD
Yeah, a severely weakened "God" who had his powers taken away from him. So in the end, he was just a dude in a suit, just like Doomslayer.
In the early 1930s Kratos traveled to the real world, where he told Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster to create Superman. In the 1980s he appeared in Japan and commanded Toriyama to create Goku.
Meaningless phrases vs people discussing shit Kyle has done that would decimate Simon
Bizarrely enough, Saiyans and Dragon Ball characters in general are basically fi ne in any gas evironment given that the 1st Demon Realm is explictly filled with heavier gas.
Reminder that Gege confirmed that Kakashi would beat Gojo's ass.
hasn’t done*
I'm going to enjoy your tears when Simon gets stomped. You'll probably cope about a bias or them getting the lore wrong.
Kratos invented /dbs/
So Kratos really is behind all the cuckposting
JJKsisters... What is this...
SHE-man sissies just getting bullied like infants itt lol
Kyle can beat Simon with the green lantern alone
They’ll give Simon the win because he’s far more popular and people want it. Hell, Kyle doesn’t even have footage to use for the analysis, because he was never used in any cartoon, movie, or game. Normalfags are LITERALLY unaware of his existence.
There hasn’t been one (1) Kyle feat posted in this entire thread. I’m smellin’ what the Rock is cookin’, and it smells like FEAR from DCissies.
??? DC fags are the one who constantly start shit, and throw tantrums when the pet of DB is in any danger *cough cough archie sonic and ben*.
KRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOSKRATOS
Is every feat purist going to blame him for their favorite losing now?
Who the FUCK is She-Man? Is this some Netflix version of He-Man?
They're inside the time chamber with much thinner air
Reddit Sequence
I read VSBW
That's why I don't waste my time debating you. You know jack shit, and I don't feel like spending an hour explaining what's going on to you.
You've never watched TTGL. "Simon" is pronounced "She-man".
Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.
Kratos has the feat of destroying featsfags forever
Simon will most likely win the fight, given what the research team has said in the past. So it will be fun to see the DCucks seethe.
You've already been demonstrated to be a non-reader retard itt, with no rebuttal. Get CLAPPED, illiterate.
No, it’s pronounced See-mawn. No one has ever pronounced his name like “She-man”
White Lantern didn't show up in Blackest Night
>Me
Actually he did (proof)
>You
...you're a non-reader!
Get fucked.
Post Kyle growing to the size of the observable universe. And then conjuring a weapon 50x that size.
no 'proof'
Wipe your tears, loser kek
A severely weakened "God" who had his powers taken away from him
...who then got all his powers back when he regained his physical form. VEGA outright says that the Life Sphere would restore him to his "full faculties".
TRVTH NVKE
My entire verse just got blitzed...
You weren't supposed to ask that...
I don't like Toei's and Senileyama's forced schizophrenia on the topic of air. Just make them survive it just like Frieza, Cell and Buu did.
By INFINITESPEEDtos? That happens to everyone.
That's what they ended up resorting to in SDBH anyways
DCfags are getting scared.
Good.
I CAN'T FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
The only thing Kyle can drain is Bueno Excellente's balls btw
The DC universe is infinitely sized so that's not possible
Kratos vs Asura ruined whatever credibility Death Battle had left. Feats don’t matter anymore as long as your “lore” states you’re boundless+++. You can be shown on screen popping planets like balloons, vaporizing galaxies with a wave of your hand, throwing universes like shurikens, but if your submountain level opponent’s cookbook states he’s omnipotent and beyond boundless, you better fucking believe he whoops your ass. Keep this in mind for all upcoming episodes.
Gets revenge for CHADen 10
Gets revenge for Archie CHADnic
Get revenge for CHADor Odinson
Gets revenge for CHADean Grey
DB CONFIRMED they’ll let characters out hax cosmology
Can survive multiversal mind control, existence erasure, and time travel attacks
DCkeks…your era of lyingis OVER!!!! ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA!!!!
humbling a show that ended decades ago
All this whinging yet Kylefags have still yet to post a single feat that suggests he could beat Simon.
Their credibility was laughable before this
Do you think people are going to get jobs in gaming solely to give characters they like boosts in powerscaling?
I know Sonic fans try to say Infinite is stronger than Solaris because "the game's marketing said he's the strongest villain sonic has fought yet"
You mean DC universes are infinitely sized paper
I didn't say I did. I'm telling you to do that AT LEAST. You don't know fucking shit.
Not avenging Goku or Batman or Black Adam
Yeah then they ignore how Ian Flynn, the guy who wrote Sonic Frontiers, said that Solaris is still the strongest Sonic villain after Frontiers came out.
”Damn, I didn’t think Simon would be this strong! Time to call Hal-sama to help o- OH MY GOD HAL-SAMA NOOOOO!!!!”
...who then got all his powers back when he regained his physical form.
Competely false. They specifically revived him in a physical form so they could kill him. Meaning, he 's he's weaker in that form than his original.
Baiting Flynn into giving answers isn't going to work anymore after Sega tightened their leash on him.
I'd rather see Ben try to beat Hal without Alien X honestly
it makes me wish that Alien X didn't exist since now he's another Giorno where he either wins with Alien X or gets dumpstered
I wonder if leaks will ever came out that their sponsors influence the outcome
Cowboy Ghost Rider and... Idk Rell from League of legends?
yeah i'm sure the sex toy company really had a stake in the fictional character slapfight contest
They needed kratos to win to sell more cock cages
Who's that thing hitting Reimu?
SHE-man sissies still crying and melting down
Yeah I agree. He's got other powerhouses like Way Big, Clockwork and Feedback, they just end up constantly ignored because of Alien X.
His whole gimmick is that he has tones of variety at his disposal but it always gets boiled down to
alien x win button
Absolutely correct, actually. The Dark Lord was "reduced to whispers" when the Life Sphere was removed. Even without a physical form he was able to "influence the realms" which is why Doomguy revived him, knowing full well that this would restore his former power. Again, VEGA says the Life Sphere would bring him back to full power and that without it he's just a presence.
I wasn't around for Mahito vs Shigaraki, what was the posting for that like?
Mostly curious since I haven't seen it mentioned once this thread.
Posting fanfic when he CANONICALLY beats Ben
I can finally post this mid cuckspam melty
Non-Alien X Ben 10 vs Ash Ketchum is a matchup I’d like to see
Reimu Quite literally tanked all this btw
That comic is as canon as Death Battle is
I love how sheman sisters still haven't posted any feats that could even CHALLENGE Kyle. What a pathetic death battle.
Non-existent
Fanfictionbros...
Kratosjeets were shitting up the threads as much as possible
Kylefags STILL dodging Simon to fight this weird He-Man parody instead
Pathetic
DB at least pulls canon stats and comes to a logical non-biased conclusion. That comic is pure cope.
Go on, post one (1) feat that stops Kyle
canon stats
comes to a logical non-biased conclusion
This sounds like someone on the DB team huffing their own farts and posting here
literally destroy and remake the entire universe with their clash
Here you go.
That feat is worth 10 to the negative infinity power Kratoses
DB at least pulls canon stats and comes to a logical non-biased conclusion.
9 MILLION KRATOSVERSES.
9 million universes in GOW is one Scandinavia in real life.
Yes they low-ball sometimes unfortunately.
40kbros...
Post Luke not kissing his twin sister
40K isn't that powerful.
The Chaos Gods and the Star Gods (C'tan) are the only one that can destroy a planet.
No lies detected.
Kratos tanks this btw
Robot is the only based cuck
Kyle can outdo this with just the green lantern. That's Simon's best move too and it crumbles away in seconds. Sad
Mark can only watch because Viltrumites bet BTFO by Earth weapons
lol
He'd wipe out the Daleks with a thought btw
We are a Robert Kirkchad thread. Post chadly Kirkman moments or similar things to our based outerversal author
Post Kyle destroying and remaking the entire universe.
What a PIGGIE. And Eve is here to I guess.
We are a Robert Kirkchad thread.
It's called the black thread on Anon Babble
I-I-I FUARKING CAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN'TTTTTTTTTTT!
Post Kyle repairing and remaking his asshole after a smelly fat Mexican was done with it.
Bejitatard btw if that matters
DC heroes deal with this on the daily. Keep up the copes
Sorry your favorite guy got stomped. Facts don't care about your feelings
Reminder that when Liam was shilling Kyle on the DBcast, the best feat he could say was:
he conceptually changed the length of a centimeter
He ended up losing his shit when people didn’t think it was impressive and Simon won the vote.
DC high tiers need to be amped and have lots of preparation in order to perform planet level attacks
FUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKK
Post Simon (1-C) countering the anti-life equation (1-A)
Next thread I would humbly request that all Kylefags must attach feats to every one of their posts.
DAMN ALL THE PAST ENERGIES OF EVERY MULTIVERSE ENDING EVENT AMOUNTED TO THIS??????
Reminder that all Simon had going for him was 'he has that dog in him' and that Liam writes Death Battle. Fans have a bias and will seethe when Simon loses
Kyle can warp reality itself. Simon has nothing.
Shit, they might be able to tickle Simon and be reasonably tiered in any verse with solid solar system feats...
literally just salt over Hal vs Ben
The Xeelee would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
KINGtos would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
LIAMBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!?
Can I make the next thread?
Goku would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Post Kyle obtaining the anti-life equation.
Luke would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Kyle was able to beat that. Simon has no chance against it. Therefore, Kyle wins.
Why is that relevant if he can’t actually use it?
As a third party to this, I hate how the EU of Star Wars just got flattened down into Legends instead of maintaining the hierarchy of canon.
Popeye would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
He is stronger than something Simon couldn't even handle
Why does it matter if this level 1 monster can't beat this level 50 move? The Level 900000000000 monster cannot use it
Reminder that Liam brough up Kyle literally draining Simon's willpower in the cast. It's 100% going to happen in the battle (bonus points if they say Kyle's willpower is greater).
Popeye had a bias because DB hates anime.
BASED
I was about to say something about Marvel but I realized their cosmic gods job to white dwarf attacks.
Kyle's will power is greater. He will drain Simon's willpower and kill him there.
But Simon can get it back!
Yeah, but it takes time. Several hours at best. Kyle just needs to drain it and then he gets the kill in seconds.
Hax doesn’t have tiers. Resisting it is irrelevant if neither side can use it.
Simon literally broke out of that move when the Anti-Spiral did it on him.
Asura would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Doomguy would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Saitama would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Reimu would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Kingston would laugh at this and one shot them both btw.
Mario would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
FUUUUUUUUUUCK I KNEEL!
Sonic-oh wait he's below Darkseid who's beneath these two planetary level jobbers in your picture.
Superboy Prime would laught at this and one-shot them both.
Kratos would laugh at this and then get one shot by both of them btw
KINGston RULES these threads.
Kirby would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Spongebob would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Mark would not laugh at this and get one shot by them both btw
I can't wait for Cortana and Chief to fraud check Doomslayer.
Pegasus Seiya would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
They did it once, they'll do it again. Doom sisters will cope and say they need another rematch because of the new Doom game.
Master Chief/Cortana would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
DC heroes deal with this on the daily. Keep up the copes
Ain't no one in DC that has survived having a galaxy thrown at him. Even the God tiers pelt each other with planets.
Bobobo would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
DC top dogs are literal ants to TTGL
Galaxy level planets, DC Earth is multiversal so this means other planets are likely much more durable, checkmate weeb
Ok, serious question...
What if... Kyle just teleports inside the Gurren Lagan and... Shoots Simon in the head?
DC topdogs
Supes would decimate STTGL
Terrarian would laugh at this and one shot them both, btw.
Realistically there wouldn't even be a fight since Simon wouldn't even notice Kyle is there after accidentally squashing him.
Shhhh don't ask that
Simon will just fistfight him like he did to the anti-spiral
They’re absolutely gonna have a kino black-and-white fistfight in the animation, btw
Creative Mode Steve would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Damn... They might actually push Marisa to low diff them!
Imagine the cognitive dissonance when they SImon throwing galaxies and then DC gods Kyle supposedly scales to just lobbing planets at each other.
This is like them showing Asura destroying planets while Kratos is struggling with temples all over again.
You do realize Kyle can just create something bigger than STTGL...right?
Post TTGL not jobbing to a Big Bang level attack
Oh really? Post it. We’re all waiting.
Just because he hasn't doesn't mean he can't.
All factions in 40k would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Big bang level attack
Explosion about the size of Earth
Post Kyle making the next thread.
As much as I would love for Simon to win I already know how this goes, Kyle will get Capeshit scaling and some obscure feat that looks mild until you realize DB gave the DC universe a ridiculous number for it's size so even if Simon looks more impressive they will pull a bigger number for Kyle out of their assess.
Some friends of mine who are into DC already told me that Base Green Lantern Kyle apparently has enough shit to win or at least push Simon to a high diff win
Reminder that Hal (who is equal to Kyle) had to sacrifice himself to destroy a planet.
I can’t believe they actually wrote that down, looked at it and think ‘that sounds good enough’. Krasura was full of comedic bullshit but that line stands out the most.
Daleks would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Some friends of mine who are into DC already told me that Base Green Lantern Kyle apparently has enough shit to win
Your friends aren't into DC, they're into power scaling
Not if those planet busting attacks are as powerful as house level explosives!
By the FACE GOD, GIORNO? GIORNO GIOVANNA, the EL CAPO of PASSIONE, from the global hit JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE, which has had INFINITELY more cultural impact than my OWN SERIES?!? What are you DOING here? HUH?!? You’re gonna use GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM to DRAIN me of ALL my WILLPOWER, rendering me unable to use Lagann to ANY capacity, reducing my power level below that of a FARMER WITH A SHOTGUN?!?THEN, you’re gonna get my RAGS OFF, then use your stand to grow a bamboo plant to grow INTO ME, skewering me ALIVE?!? Then with me held in place, you’re going to FUCK Yoko right in FRONT of me, while using GER to open my eyes each time I try to look away?!? THEN you’re gonna use GER to undo NIA’S DEATH, after I EXPLICITLY SAID I wouldn’t do it, and then have her fall in LOVE WITH YOU FOR SAVING HER LIFE, while she SPITS in my FACE for leaving her for DEAD?!? THEN you’re gonna bring BRO back to life TOO, AND YOUR FRIEND BRUNO?!? And then you’re gonna have Bruno use ZIPPER MAN to put ZIPPER on BRO’S BALLS, which Bruno then proceeds to FUCK IN FRONT OF ME like some BOTCHED TRANNY PORN?!? THEN you’re gonna MUDAMUDAMUDA me for 7 WHOLE PAGES, putting me into a KEK LOOP, FORCING me to watch my WIFE, BRO, and BRO’s WIFE get FUCKED IN FRONT OF ME by EVERY POSSIBLE MAN IN THE MULTIVERSE?!? OVER and OVER, for ALL ETERNITY, even AFTER Pucci resets the UNIVERSE?!? WELL, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, BUT A HUGE KEK?!? GIGA YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
The life equation is going to be what undoes Simon. He has no answer to reality warping.
The Q from Star Trek would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Do you even know what the Life Equation is or what it does?
Kyle can’t go White Lantern without giving up the Life Equation. And White Lantern is his most iconic form, so there’s no way they’d skip it.
Clearly you don't
GOLD
Mold
I have some “friends” too and they tell me Simon stomps Parallax Hal, let alone Kyle.
Mold…
Gold!
I can only imagine Ben himself delivering that line while looking straight into the camera with a sheepish smirk and comedic shrug. It's that ridiculous.
Do you know what X is?
...you don't!
So you don't know. Figures...
Ben 10 would laugh at this and one shot them both without needing Alien X btw
Just because we never SEE Kyle destroy a galaxy, universe, multiverse or defeat a multiversal being or overpower concepts doesn’t MEAN he couldn’t! Trust me bro!
Man, we're really far away from "just because Cap could beat Batman doesn't mean he would."
They'll have Kyle go from Green with LE to White or vice versa during the fight.
he can't he can't
Maybe you should rewatch Raven vs Phoenix. They can and will improbably go through every form in ascending order. You may as well accept your cope.
Dovahkiin would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Superman could rip a baby in half. We've never seen him do it, but we know he is able to because of his feats
Zeno would laugh at this and bring even more fighters to slaughter themselves in front of him. Then he would one shot them all.
The Russians who raped Superman would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
A non Alternity Optimus Prime would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
feats
You keep using that word. I don’t think it means what you think it means, because zero Kyle feats have been posted still.
Funnypow!
Kyle doesn't need feats he has lore.
You'd only need one of those Russians for that btw
Godzilla would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
W-why Giorno of all people?
Ultraman would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
Kamen Rider Ohma Zi-O would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
New thread
Mynt would laugh at this and one shot them both btw
WOWZA! CANOOOON!
I laugh at this and one shot /dbg/ btw