Simon's preview drops on Sunday. Don't engage with spammers. Noriko believes in you
Death Battle
THE QUEEN
The?
STRONGEST.
"I hear those Gurren Lagann tarts love older men..."
oh was it confirmed simon's the first preview?
Which anon was it who was posting a lot about how the US trademark database still labelled Rooster Teeth as the owners of the DB trademark? I just checked recently and it's now listed under Party Up Media, which is the company they made to own DB after Rooster Teeth died. It says it updated last month automatically for the change of ownership, so DB is definitely fully owned by Ben and Chad now.
Previews go in order of title, so since Simon is first in title his preview will be first.
mega man should've beaten astro boy and i'm tired of pretending that he'd lose
I was hoping we'd get Kyle's first so we could get an early idea of just how hard they're wanking him.
CHADmonCHADS, these threads aren't ready to witness a mere fraction of our power once the preview drops... prepare the kneelers, because KNEES WILL BEND
oops sorry I misspelled cucks
and those knees are Yoko and Nia's knees when they're sucking Big Bro Kamina's dick, obviously
The Kyle wank will be second because they want fans to think "Wow, Simon's so strong!" then they can watch Kyle's preview and go "WOAH, Kyle's even stronger! Simon's cooked"
Yeah. Simon is a feats man and Kyle is a potential man.
So it's Asura vs Kratos electric boogaloo.
Any Racist vs Racist matchups? Who would be good for Tobirama, or even Danzo from Naruto?
No, Kyle is second because he's less popular/, same as all the other preview orders.
What were the previous ones
less kaijufags have appeared in the past threads
Nikocado and the Ass Void won!!! Everyone!! Do the Niko dance now!!
Wonder if there's a correlation between preview order and winners, has anyone ever done the numbers?
Kratosjeet sharing his cuck fantasies again
Back in the pit with you
Bowser (winner)->Eggman
Imposter->Fall Guys (winner)
Kratos (winner)->Asura
Ghost Rider->Spawn (winner)
Shiggy (winner)->Mahito
Chief->Doomguy (winner)
So if pattern holds first preview will win next one.
They had to do Kyle second because his research took so much longer. Swan made them read any appearance of every single Lantern since Kyle scales to all of them.
If your character is a cuck he maxes out at wall level
B-BUH UNIVERSEBU-
Wall level
Don’t forget he also scales to Hal who once resisted Superman who has tanked reality warping by Mr. Mxyzptlk. Mxyzptlk is part of a race called the 5-D imps, magical beings who transcend an infinite reality, which is higher than the 20 dimensions of team Gurren. This means they could potentially infinitely surpass Simon’s spiral power and rate of evolution, and Kyle surpassed the guy who beat friggin’ Superman, who eats these guys for breakfast. There’s no way Simon comes close to that!
Studying for Kyle must be easy. You can just copy Superman and Hal's. You can't realistically expect to beat someone stronger than both of them combined times a gorillion
Like I said before, the kaijufags lost the thread wars!!! Nikocado and The Ass Void won!! Do the Niko Dance! Now!!
Ah fuck!! Wrong pic!!
KO'd by a city level blast btw
Goku is the face of Shounens, Is the face of Comics Superman, Batman or Spiderman?
Are there any important blue lanterns
Gorillionversal city
One home in that city is the size of a bazillion universes btw
explain to me how this isn't gay, but it's batman
I think there's one alien whose whole backstory is just misery porn , but no one super important
oh my god they're all the same person
Since in DC Universe = Earth
Which means that the city is 10^59 times more durable than a normal city. /swank
Saint Walker and apparently Starfire had a blue lantern ring once.
How many times has this guy evaded bans already? Can the jannies not deal with him? Are we stuck with him forever?
KINGtos is the BOUNDLESS BEAST who SOLOS ALL OF FICTION. He transcends his feats infinitely. He transcends his lore infinitely. KINGtos is the only character who transcends fiction completely.
List of BOUNDLESS Slayer feats
Made Microsoft kneel and buy his company to save them from Halo's stink
Most successful revival of an old IP, with three critically and consumer acclaimed games
Canonically the strongest of the GODLY trio and made LAMEtos and BITCHte his servants
Single-handedly makes Azathoth stay asleep out of fear
Makes the boogeyman check his bed for him
Found Waldo without trying
Knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Keeps Godzilla as a pet
Slew GOD himself for killing his pet rabbit
Is the reason why the DC cosmology is a flat gay pizza
Out pizza'd the hut
Bullied Cthulhu
Freed Master Chief from 343's clutches by sending him to the pearly gates
Turned SLUTana into his AI bitch
Can run on anything, even a calculator
Saved 4chud from hackers
KEKtos is the BOUNDLESS JOBBER who JOBS ALL OF FICTION. He transcends his weaknesses infinitely. He transcends his faggotry infinitely. KEKtos is the only character who gets raped by all of fiction completely.
’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL HELLSPAWN FACE LOOKING AT ME!
C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
...
what
What?
WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Spawn and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH SPAWN!!!
HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!
wait it's been this obvious the whole time
Canon
Pray for his death in the incoming war
List of TRUE omnipotents:
BEYONDOMNIPOTENCEtos
List of FRAUDS that falsely claim to be omnipotent:
Yog Sothoth (Lovecraft Mythos)
Every wanked SCP
Gan (The Dark Tower)
TOAA (Marvel)
The Presence (DC)
Yog Sothoth (Lovecraft Mythos)
Every wanked SCP
Amaranth (TES)
Gan (The Dark Tower)
Arceus (Pokemon)
The Axiom (SMT)
Downstreamers (Baxterverse)
Emperor Beyond the Sea (Narnia)
Eru Illuvatar (LOTR)
Every other fictional character that's hyped up to be "omnipotent"
List of TRUE omnipotents:
BEYONDOMNIPOTENCEvel Knight
List of FRAUDS that falsely claim to be omnipotent:
Yog Sothoth (Lovecraft Mythos)
Every wanked SCP
Gan (The Dark Tower)
TOAA (Marvel)
The Presence (DC)
Yog Sothoth (Lovecraft Mythos)
Every wanked SCP
Amaranth (TES)
Gan (The Dark Tower)
Arceus (Pokemon)
The Axiom (SMT)
Downstreamers (Baxterverse)
Emperor Beyond the Sea (Narnia)
Eru Illuvatar (LOTR)
Kratos (GOW)
Every other fictional character that's hyped up to be "omnipotent"
Good MUs with Sentry?
Miracleman
Sinbad (Magi)? Idk I just thought of pic rel
plus its another anime matchup with a herald tier that the anime character would have a chance of winning ala Simon
Superman
uuuuhhhh Kasen and British sonic cuz muh evil persona.
But an Interesting one I think is Tapion because of connections, sentry is sealed/forgotten away to stop the void like how Tapion is sealed for hirrudegarn. Tapion also has a Heatdome attack if you count spinoffs so maybe it has some connections to the sun.
Kratos is so powerful he can force composite fiction to fuck his wife.
Gemini Saga is probably the most apt, both power and theme-wise. Golden boys with evil split personalities possibly resulting from evil spirit possession with hyperbolic claims to power that use celestial phenomena as a comparison point. Also possible attempts at redemption after death. The two-faced Gemini theming is pretty cool, and they'd probably be roughly equal levels of power.
Vassal of Scrooge McCHAD btw
SLAUGHTERS Superman
PUMMELS Popeye
SHREDS Sonic
KILLS Kratos
GORES Goku
CURBSTOMPS Kirby
DESTROYS Doomslayer
MANHANDLES Mickey Mouse
Breeds Reimu
SCOURGES Sephiroth
LAYS WASTE to Link
OBLITERATES Omni-man
FASTER than Flash
HUMILIATES Hulk
TORTURES Thor
BRUTALIZES Baxter's verses
Super GODrio bros... what did we do to deserve such a HERO???
Unscrew
Garfield.
Post Kyle tanking a city level explosion.
You forgot
gets REJECTED by Peach
Why doesn't Kyle just use his auto barriers? Is he stupid?
...
This would've killed Kratos btw
Holy FUARK Mario is such a CHADgend... Sonic never stood a CHANCE
That's an outerversal rope.
He's the face of cuckoldry desu
THE ENTIRE COMIC INDUSTRY OUT OF NOWHERE
Good for them, they deserve it
Shounen is riddled with cuckoldry and herbivore men and I blame Dragon Ball for setting the trend.
your... verse... so... w....e....a....k..........
Oh no?
Mario can casually destroy suns with koopa shells
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK HE SOLOS MY VERSE
Negs Yog-Sothoth, the Scarlet JOB and FODDERine in your path
How does he fucking do it?
I would say comics have more cuckoldry then anything, because it creates cheap drama. DB has no cucking and 18 shitting on Krillin isn't cucking.
Made out of paper
KEEEK what a 2Dimensional weak BITCH
SCP based their cosmology and metaphysics on pataphysics without being aware it was created as a joke by a French writer.
made out of infinite DC cosmologies
Boundless gigaversal sun
The writers have a femdom fetish
faster than infinite speed Kratos
Comics have cheap relationship drama that their awful writers shoehorn in to try and have actual character interactions in their retarded stories about midwitbpop-fiction, which is hilarious and shitposting worthy.
Shounen (dragon ball) makes a running gag in making their characters Uber strong but have the personality of passive, vigorless henpecked cucks that crumble socially in any character interaction outside of fighting.
they accepted glitches and gameplay mechanics for doomguy
I think it's safe to say Mario is the fastest character in Death Battle and would blitz everyone.
Could Kratos kill the outer gods. not a shitpost question. generally curious here
No
Depends if the blade of olympus would work on them
Honest question why does white lantern Kyle job to fucking nobodies
Simon transcends fiction and used spiral energy to brainwash DC writers into making Kyle job
Kratos can’t even destroy a mountain…
He's the strongest of the quirky indie rpgs
"Boota! bite his finger off and get rid of the ring"
"buh-buh!"
Probably. Outer gods can be affected if just a slice of their true form appears in lower dimensional worlds since that's what happened with Cthulhu and the boat. Power of Hope and/or Blade of Olympus would let Kratos match if not outright surpass any of the outer gods as it can overpower concepts.
He's rusty here
Two characters have narrative hacks:
One is just stated to be outside of fiction and can just rewrite the story or fight to be whatever they want as if they're at the author level in the real world (even though they're actually fiction)
The other is a character in a fictional story written inside another fictional story written by a character in the higher fictional tier. The former becomes meta-aware and does a bunch of crazy power-gaining bullshit before breaking out of it into higher fiction and then killing the higher fiction author.
These two then fight, how do you resolve this without saying "only my narrative hacks because youre actually still fiction they OKAY?!?!"
Lovecraft was a racist and Kratos automatically defeats racist chuds.
The whole point of lovecraft was that outermost transcend math, metaphysics and platonism.
The big bang was just Kratos sharting himself btw
A lot of that was elaborated on after Lovecraft so it's fanfic tier
supposedly multiversal according to “lore”
submountain when rusty
This is the equivalent of the world’s strongest man becoming weaker than a newborn infant after not training a few years.
Those mountains are easily universal since continents in GOW earth are worth gigaverses
Moreover lovecraft just wanted to write 40k before it existed, so he tried to write a cosmology that would make humans feel infinitesimally small so when he went to write the hierarchy of that cosmology the highest tier was "you literally couldn't understand their power, scope and dimensionality if you tried" because he couldn't even think of anything. So basically "they just transcend everything bro" and there power is infinity to infinity squared
Kratos solos both canon Lovecraft and wanked fanfic Lovecraft btw
South Park has Lovecraft scaling
Cartman GAPES Kratos
Post Kratos not getting gaped by a bear.
I want a young Lordgenome prequel series so bad bros, hopefully Trigger will commit to it now that they have the rights
I… FUCKING CAN’T…
Stats
Inuyasha probably tears Rin apart with a single Sankon Tesso and doesn’t even need his sword
Themes
Literally nothing in common aside from both being half-demons
What am I missing here that makes anyone think this is a good matchup?
KEKzilla
Charles Barkley victim.
I can't believe Godzilla kneels to black men just like my own hero...
cosby cheering on barkley
OH NONONONONO
Charles Barkley > Godzilla > Superman
In the commercial they're equals, btw.
does more damage to godzilla in one panel than the entire justice league throughout their whole comic
KWAB
Stalin solos your favorite verse btw
Communism
Starvation victim.
needs an endless supply of amps from other countries and general winter to beat a fascist shithole a fraction of its size
Grim.
The CHADssr? Carried the JOBllies in WW2 btw
Being American
Grim
jobs to vietnamese rice farmers and illiterate afghan goat herders despite being amped by literal infinite money and resources hax
KWAB
The CHADssr? Carried the JOBllies in WW2 btw
jobs to emus
Finland lost
Death Battle?
CHADnimals own Australia
has been violently conquered by foreigners for the last thousand years
in present times they're cuckposting on /dbg/
will job again soon
KWAB
We've officially run out of Simon vs Kyle stuff to talk about (at least until Sunday). We in the meantime.
Obsessed
Obsessed
Could Napoleon defeat the Mongol hordes if they were led by Genghis Khan?
Napoleon has centuries worth of technological progress on his side
jobs to kitboga
his army jobs to random barbarians
personally loses to a barbarian that's just a human with no special powers despite being a demigod
Kratosbros...
Downstreamers
Yes, we're still superpowers despite repeatedly jobbing to low IQ cave dwellers and failing to beat third world shitholes in wars, please ignore all that
SCP Foundation victims
CHADssia and CHADmerica are unironically holding back and not using their full power.
This is a specific type of cope only people who get GAPED by goatfuckers develop.
jobs to vietnamese rice farmers
They had home field advantage to be fair.
Are they?
Muttmericans have to make up literal fanfiction where they win against rice farmers
even in their fanfics they admit they need the power of a superhuman cosmic god to beat manlet asians armed with rusty AK 47s
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The United States of JOBmerica
Yujiro victim.
ENOUGH. CHADmerica owns the real world so it owns all of fiction and these halls.
Post Captain America beating a vietnamese rice farmer
ENOUGH. CHADmerica owns the real world
So it technically owns bl*cked?
I...AM...INCAPABLE......
JOBnimals
Russians capture and humiliate Superman
Viet Cong capture and humiliate Captain America
How do America's enemies keep getting away with this?
You'd never see Batman in this situation btw
Captain America
Captain India victim.
so kyle's fucked huh
Captain India's real identity? Kyle Rayner.
Pay your respects here, Americans.
MY KNEES ARE FALLING ON THEIR OWN FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
ENTERRRRRRRR
This rice farmer would one shot Kratos and the rest of his verse btw
No lies detected
still nuked Japan twice
America won.
even mongols can't beat him
HOLY FUARK how are rice farmers so powerful?
Inadvertently created tranime
America didn't win anything
Offers his body to Ares for power like a slut
WHOREtos…
CHADku vs GODperman waiting period was much better.
Kratos couldn't stop barbarians from invading Greece without begging for daddy Ares to help him
will probably let Slavs and Turks rape his homeland in the future and do nothing about it too despite being immortal
Captain America
Captain Afghanistan victim.
Captain America
Captain Israel's slave.
Broly t b h
FRAUDtos
Asura victim.
Canon
Napalm victim.
Captain Israel is the most powerful character in all of comics btw
Inadvertently created CHADanime
America didn't win anything because they chose to create cartroons.
Captain Israel? Can't even beat inbred goatfuckers.
Can't even beat inbred goatfuckers
No one can doe
I wish this board showed flags so this retarded countryposting would end
Anon Babble
now
Can beat Foreskin Man though
please shut the fuck up already
Why doesn't he have a hooked nose?
Who's stronger, Captain Israel or Iron Dome?
Foreskin Man is a blonde white male
They just can't help it kek
Iron Dome is just an aspect of Captain Israel
making fun of israel isn't funny
Who's his opponent?
None of this retarded countryposting is
israel
Iron Dome's defense is stronger than Itachi's yata mirror
there are jews and pajeets here
That explains alot.
Yep, there are indeed plenty of Kylebros here.
Fiction? Inherently political.
Therefore powerscaling fictional characters is inherently political.
Yep, there are indeed plenty of Simonbros here.
Those jews and pajeets? All me
n-no you
Uhm bro, why are you like this?
Post France winning a war in the past century.
Ahem
They won world cups
Kylejeet...
Krueger victim
Watchmen was written by alan moore (british)
Batman? A laughingstock
Ok, that's enough. Let's get back to Oa
...and he still solos DC.
jobbed to Iron CHAD
What is blud yapping about?
blud
yapping
Let me cook, little bro.
...in a fanfic webshow while in officially licensed crossovers base BatCHAD can punch hard enough to hurt Hulk, someone who can crush most of Iron JOBBER's suits with his bare hands.
crossover
different earth
BatJOB jobbed.
Don't worry, once India and Pakistan nuke each other and cause WW3 then the episode won't get released to spare Kyle the humiliation of being stomped.
Trust the plan kylesaars.
this makes superman look bad tho
the only reason he cannot be kicked out is because he cannot be forced to like the rest of people
him staying in the us as an illegal bitch is him abusing his powers to ignore human law
If superman is bound by manmade laws then he can't transcend fiction
Don't worry, once India and Pakistan nuke each other and cause WW3 then the episode won't get released to spare Simon the humiliation of being stomped.
Trust the plan simonsaars.
White Lantern Kyle can't tank city busting attacks
a single one of India or Pakistan's nukes would knock him out
KEKYPOW
The shade was literally kicking his ass
youtu.be
Simobros have no answer to DC cosmology wank
that was all of composite fiction?
how dissapointing
public domain fodder
Since he has no copyright I can write a fanfic where Kratos one shots him and it's about as canon as everything else.
It would be canon to the overall character, but not to specific series. Just like how Djoricverse Scarlet King and The Trashfire Scarlet King are two entirely separate characters with separate backstories that only share the same name.
SCP fodder
Canonically jobs to anything I write it jobbing to
Go back to your corner
They said they won't use dimensional scaling and even if they did DC's layers and dimensions amount to planetary durability universes anyways.
Save me Cosmology Scaling, this is a Multi-City-Block level attack AIEEEEEEEEE!!!
Sinbad extracting the Void from Bob and humiliating it would be a good ending
Espio vs Greninja
who wins?
Not the viewer count, that’s for sure.
I don't disagree with not engaging with spammers, but holy shit it feels like those are half the thread posts with how much they flood in.
Saint Walker has been rapidly oscillating between Green and Blue depending almost entirely on if he is active part in a panel. If he's a background character he gets blue, but if he is talking or doing something he is currently Green.
THE COMPUTER ROOM
Espio. The blue frog isn't even building without a trainer
PUMMELS Popeye
Popeye high-diffs Mario though