Our KINGS!!!
Death Battle
Fuark! JOBBERseid is far stronger than any enemy I, SHITnic, have ever faced in my life?
Fuark! I, FAGnic, cannot even budge JOBBERseid while he swats me aside like a fly and frightens me??
Stair level Darkseid is too much for our heroes...
Fuark! I, SLOWnic, cannot outrun even half an Omega Beam, despite BATMAN having done so before???
Our heroes! And Clark Kent.
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
Mario, Mark Invincible and KINGtos both would have steamrolled Darkseid btw
Has Jon Kent ever met the man his parents named him after?
The Police Department scales above JOBnic
KWAB
KINGtos would've easily outsped Jobberseid's omega beams with his infinite speed btw
meanwhile Batman when Darkseid had stolen all of Highfather's powers on top of his own:
KINGtos' Dogsled would've easily outsped Jobberseid's omega beams with their canine infinite speed btw
FUNNY
BASE Batman is TOO much FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
.....on opposite day.
Iron CHAD victim
Spider-CHAD victim
Black Panther victim
...which is everyday in reality.
Reminder that complete fodder like the Saiayns that killed the zfighters in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber are stronger than all of the viltrumites.
This game? Will have raymoo destroy an Outerverse.
post a saiyan lifting 1000 tons.
TRVTH
Post a Saiyan tanking a normal bullet without taking damage.
AAAIAIIIIAIAIIEIIIEIIEIEIEE
being speedblitzed by Darkseid who can't evade attacks traveling in sound waves below subsonic speeds
When browsing /dbs/, one realizes just how much Gokulards bend over backwards to portray Goku as heroic, despite the fact that he's a deadbeat dad who risks the lives of everyone on Earth. He drops the fight with Buu to let Gotenks take over, hands Senzus to Cell and Moro, and causes the ToP. Goku is, by anyone's standards, a sociopathic manchild, but his idiot fans still thinks he's heroic.
Diaperku cuts through all of these forced narratives. Gone are the Super Saiyan forms, the epic battles, and the usual reverence given to brainless eating machines in Shonen animes. In their place, we are given Goku as he truly is: a dumb baby subjecting everyone to his idiocy. The stupid grin on Diaperku's face embodies both the WAKU WAKU of Goku as well as the innocent cheer of a baby, thus showing how both are interchangeable. There is no difference between Goku and a baby.
The presence of Gohan in the Diaperku meme is significant. Gohan is the one who suffers the most due to Goku's idiocy, and so portraying him as the one changing the diaper is quite appropriate. Gohan is battered by Cell due to Goku, abandoned as a child by Goku, and now he has to wipe up Goku's shit. Portraying Gohan as the caretaker also embodies how the intellectual Gohan is more of an adult than Goku, even as a child.
The wallpaper with the faces of Goku's friends is also meaningful. Goku is supposedly a great hero, but the wallpaper consisting of his friends' faces implies that Goku is delusional, and is just a baby imagining all his adventures. This parallels how his fans imagine Goku as the hero, even after Toriyama explicitly said he isn't one, but in reality Goku is a brainless manchild.
To summarize, Diaperku accurately lampoons every aspect of Goku: his mistreatment of his son, his stupidity and childishness, and the brown fans' shilling of the character. We should thank Bejitabros for bringing such a laser-precise meme to us, and giving laughs for years to come.
Post a saiyan breathing in the vacuum of space
Post a saiyan surviving an exploding planet
Post a saiyan not struggling with weights Mark could carry in his sleep
Canon
this is what a small blast did to a top tier viltrumite
JOByans
JOBtrumites
JOBBERman
JOBBERseid
JOBnic
JOBlash
BatJOBBER
Yep, keep barking for your master. KINGtos already won this thread and you're all fighting for second place.
I hope Sonic fags don't cope by saying Darkseid is a high-level villain, because he's not
is the one barking
What did he mean by this?
I-I CAN'T REFUTE IT!
Molecular deconstructing blast stronger than a god of destructions hakai.
Next
Who wins? Entire WH40k galaxy or EoG Adventure Freddy?
Post someone reading AND enjoying a Spawn comic, beyond issue 1
I-I CAN DO ONE OF THOSE THINGS
youtube.com
AAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! STOP BULLYING ME FRIEZA-SAMA!!!
10G gravity? We kneel.....
SUB HOUSE LEVEL DURABILITY SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You know what? Whatever. Vegeta is a cuck. No i’m not using the stupid fucking “b”. Why not? He’s not real. He’s cucked by a pig, that’s canon, a pig fucked bulma and she had his piglets. This happened. Roshi fucked her- why not? Beerus of course fucked her famously too- “endure it bulma!”. Of course goku fucks her all the time. It’s all real, it’s all canon, because none of it is fucking real. It doesn’t matter. It’s a drawing of a guy. He doesn’t exist anywhere in the universe and the guy who scribbled “him” has been dead a long time now. It’s a bunch of lines on fucking paper made to sell magazines to kids. So why the hell would I care? When I was younger I thought i’d be a great mangaka one day if I tried hard enough. Instead I spent hours of my life on here, defending a made up character, for no reason, gaining nothing, learning nothing, becoming nothing. I have no good memories of all the time i’ve spent here, I even sacrificed some, arguing with people on christmas day instead of being with my family. I guess my dreams aren’t happening now. That ship sailed. As a kid I thought one day i’d meet toriyama and show him my art of vegeta, some form id made up. In the back of my head somewhere I guess I forgot to update my entire brain to adulthood and that dream somehow survived quietly in the back- when he died I realised, oh, that was never going to fucking happen anyway. I’ve wasted my life. And i’m happy realising this, because it makes me free. I don’t need to defend vegeta anymore, I don’t need to spam kiss my life and make cuck edits of goku, another series of cartoon lines on paper, I don’t need to invest my time and energy protecting someone who doesn’t exist for no reason. I don’t need to care. I’m free. Peace. Have fun wasting your life here
FUARK I MIGHT WEIGH UNDER A TON IN THIS GRAVITY MY LEGS CAN'T LIFT THAT MUCH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
it's still pretty extraordinary to me that these nameless dead Villtrumites basically tanked a planetary explosion. Viltrum made such a big kaboom that even as our trio here flew farther away than this spread they explosion still took up another entire spread and then some and the fireball looked like it still reached them
Kratos would've tanked that btw
JOBolan barely defeated JOBuardians of the Globe in the show
was planning to kill himself with the black hole
tired base Goku tanked and held the 9 meter sized black hole
FUARKKKKKK!!! Goku solos the JOBiltrum empire.
1000 tons? I, JOBgeta can't even budge such weight in my Super Saiyan Form
where did this retarded "fuark" shit come from? been seeing it for years but if it's a /dbs/ import then you got another thing coming
KWAB
SHITvincible fag posting cuckshit
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCK why is my verse so WEAK.
you bejita cucks were posting it yourself last thread when you and the gokufags were infighting. This is more of your own from /dbs/
they're always posting their prefix spam brain cancer which inevitably results in cuckoldry and then they blame it on everybody else
IS THAT A LOUD NOISE? FUUUAAAARK TAKE MY WIFE, PLEASE SPARE ME!!!!!
Post a Viltrumite doing this.
Colored Woman Wank>Woman Wank>Colored Wank>Batwank>Jokerwank>everything else
when Mark asks you to stop beating his ass
I CAN'T
Post a viltrumite not jobbing to a building level bomb
filler
Omniman bros, we spent months conquering that planet....
out of nowhere
desuarchive.org
Reminder invincibletards literally got exposed for starting the RTH samefagging cuckspam in recent days LMAO
Saiyan Saga Krillin solos Thragg btw
that's a tired old narrative that only your fellows react to. you expect me to just forget last thread? or your childish conduct and your spam these past few days?
They always start cuckspamming first when they lose any argument. They're so predictable.
they cry out as they strike you
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I-I-I C-C-CAN'T
Ottley's fanart
Good.
SHITvincible show's filler
Good.
CHADgon CHAD's filler
Bad.
Which person traumatized by War should fight Pain/Nagato?
Four Ways they could go about it:
A. Young Nagato Pre Crippling
B. Nagato controlling the Six Paths of Pain and hiding away. Can use either male or female Chikushodo
C. Edo Tensei Nagato after he absorbed Gyuki's chakra.
D. Hypothetical Living Nagato with all his later abilities and not crippled.
People who hide behind kratosfags while cuckposting because their own verse is so weak have zero ground to stand on, I'm sorry.
Enough!!! Let's talk about something more productive!! Like the Ass Void!!!
don't be sorry. "be better" like you people told me Kratos says
KIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOSSSSSSSSS
Deku and All Might died, the Heroes, died
Shigaraki lived
Even worse, they died against other Heroes
How Ironic.
FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK WHY IS MY WEAK FODDER VERSE SO PATHETIC WE HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND FUCKING WALL LEVEL KRATOS?????
Invinciblebros we keep getting exposed…
subreddit still simping over Akane
call them out as hypocrites for gooning to Akane, but cancelling Speez for gooning to Homura
”Uhh, ackshually, he was gooning to a child, he’s basically a child molester”
spend several hours educating the masses on why, no, it is not a crime to find drawings of fictional children sexual
wake up to this
Damn, that’s TWO Death Battle communities I’m banned from now
Speez came to the DB thread to cry about getting banned for being a loli coomer
KWAB
Kratos will save them again don't worry
when I see a guy that no-diffs Invincible
That guy was Master Roshi btw
That's why I hide my power level unless on Anon Babble.
Alright, bitches. Who can Captain Planet fight?
Aang
Considering he's manwhore I can buy that and he probably tanks AIDS with his immortality.
Captain Planet canonically gets weakened by evil people staring really hard at him. youtube.com
I want the Netflix version of Lady to die horribly. Please give her an opponent that kills her.
Seras Victoria, i guess
merely pretending
Hey kids, wanna see a dead body?
Superman with AIDS...
FUCK I WANTED TO POST HERE FIRST
… fodderizes Captain Planet by giving him a mean glare.
Are you people still that mad about the Omni-Man vs Bardock death battle?
Can Aang even give a mean glare? I thought his whole thing was being pure and innocent
ENTERRRRRRRR
Yeah he’s gotten pissed off a ton before, he won’t give a goofball like Captain Planet the stinkeye though.
… the Scarlet King’s concubine.
What, are you going to fight Dio again?
ATTENTION: THIS IS A WARNING FOR ALL THOSE FODDER VERSES WHO GET REGULARLY POSTED HERE
Touhou just announced a new game, the 20th entry nonetheless, prepare yourselves for BOUNDLESSmu and HEAVENrisa to get new hax (they already scale as high as possible so they don't need new feats) likely related to the heavenly stones of the new game
If you don't want your verse to be accidentally soloed please mindful of the characters you post
If your character:
Can't scale to Star level as a low ball
Is slower than light
Lacks any amount of visual feats of Speed and AP beyond mountain level
Lacks any scaling that puts them above mountain level
Needs calcs to reach moon level
Needs statements for more than 60% of their scaling
Lacks resistances against soul and conceptual attacks
Relies on a single regularly strong Hax to win any battle
If the character you are about to post checks 3 or more of these they are in the danger zone, their verses might end up fodderized by accident!
Let's do our part and avoid unnecessary humiliation rituals!
Why are people simping for her?
Scarlet King’s slaves are getting uppity
It took Hitler Himself to weaken Captain Planet. Sozin and Ozai would pull it off, but not Aang
If you ask redditors, they’ll say they’re doing it “ironically” to drown out any Chief vs Slayer threads, because they hate powerscaling and think obvious shitstomps are “toxic”.
Didn't read; buy an ad, faggot.
Canon.
they're just like us
Canon.
Flandre still solos the two of them btw.
Deadpool is now canonically boundless and solos all of fiction by existing in real life.
EXTRA Canon.
Nah, fuck irony. I GENUINELY, UNIRONICALLY insist that Luke is a weak KEK who force chokes his little saber to Lando hyperspace-ramming his wife’s BLACKED hole.
… Mark typed into Google.
...Mark said this while Eve was fantasizing about Rex again btw
Canon
...your.......verse.......so........w...e...a...k........
She cute.
holy shit it's canon
will take black cocks up the ass for the rest of his life
So Deadpool is sub BBC level?
Just like everyone else
Hapa viltrumite hands typed this
Safe horny hag that won't trigger the twitterina fan base
HOLY FUARK
This would DESTROY Kratos btw
This to me proves that basse Sonic = Wally in terms of speed.
He DODGED it? Even Boundless outerversal squared Kratos could only block the light with his hand...
Needed GODlly to save him
Lost to GODlly in a race
Keep dreaming.
Canon.
This would blitz Flash before he can even react btw
Both of them are slower than Batman tho
I’m not even Mach 3…
…Kratos
My hero solos these twinks
solos JJK, CSM, and the Invincibleverse
LAUNDRY
...'s orders.
We all know KINGtos transcends his feats. It's the first thing you learn when you become a KINGtosScholar, However, if you are a true KINGtosSchola you will eventually learn that he transcends his lore as well, and you will becime a better man.
Done.
b-but...
Done.
”What does being a ‘better man’ mean, father?”
”It means to allow your wife to go on trips with strange men you don’t know because you trust her, boy.”
Immortal...
even kid goku can take a rocket launcher just fine
Nimbusbros...
C-C-CANON
Fuark...who could resist God's BOUNDLESS embrace?
I understand…holy fuark my iq just went up to triple digits thank you WISEtos!
This is true except for CSM
You mean the same fag wearing a shitty iron man armor that can be emp'd easily?
Who is the strongest person he can beat, assuming they don't know his gimmick?
Maybe... Joe Fixit?
Multiple times too.
Two-Punch Man
Swats a black hole away with ONE hand(Multiplanetary)
Considers himself a peaseant in spite of this power
MASTER manipulator and a charisma hound
Defeated The Dragger, Mogami Keji, ??? Mob, the seventh division of Claw and The Great Yokai King.
Potentially even stronger if he were to get boosted by Dimple
I think it's time we admit that the psychic prodigy of the century, Reigen Arataka is the real deal
this dude:
YABADABADOO
KEKAROO
Maybe Gladiator? If he's written to gradually lose confidence as the opponent he's punching just keeps getting stronger
Krillin...
…’s favorite punching bag Tien.
Wrong because talking his way out of things is explicitly Reigen's main thing and Powerplex is by far the least bloodthirsty villain in inciverse
bleeding from a wooden staff
Goku wields a magic wooden staff
...cried Tien as he slowly fades back into irrelevance.
Obviously Reigan is the most powerful psychic of all time but could he convince Kaiba of his abilities?