Homestuck

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE UPDATE
YOU PROMISED ME AN UPDATE ON 4/13

It'll come out at like, the last possible minute because the Beyond Canon team can only do one update every 5 weeks and they're on rushed time.

The best 413 present would be for them to fix the damn website so I can look shit up when I'm thinking of theories and stories outside

DICKS

Oh shit, just checked, it's working again. Hurray
That was down for weeks

Nevermind, only works up to John being named

too good for Jade

Built for grippy Lalonde pussy

Some pages work, some dont, its really random. Just use the unofficial collection.

bro your unofficial collection?

I do, but as I mentioned, I wish to refer to it outside the confines of home.
Maybe that's the point, maybe they want reading homestuck to be a stuck at home activity

Why is cool fan art of Dave more rare to find than shipping slop

i'm not even gonna participate today
man, fuck it. fuck homestuck. you hear me? FUCK homestuck

June Egbert :)

symptom of modern homestuck discourse
he's no longer the coolkid urban ninja, he's jade's destined husband

Fine. Your execution has been stayed "until the very last minute"

Shipping is an addictive activity and people can't get enough. Mayswell ask why there's so many butts in a smoker's ashtray

whoops wrong pic

Um, why is there a countdown for Homestuck 3, and why is it 4 and a half years from now?

captcha NGGRG

since when has captcha been based

isnt the timer for asteroid Apophis? I think its predicted to come close by in April 13, 2029. Which happens to be Homestuck 20th anniversary

Who isnt

Fan art of him was so fucking funny back then because they would be a plethora of shipping slop art of him with either Jade/Terezi/John/Karkat fucking everywhere and then like once a month there's some super high effort sick art of him and his timetables that would be immediately washed away by the garbage.

slop is all thats left

I think guardian selves are their most authentic selves anyway

harleyberts are like corny old people even when they're kids

strilondes are the epitome of what a nerdy 80s/90s kid (hussie) would consider to be cool teens

What the guardian selves do with their lives, acting naturally in their natural time periods and environments, with the magic ecto genes giving them more potential than normal people but not total godly dominion, is the real apotheosis

I need more Nihkee Moolah

voca.ro/1hxdvS5qUIX1

This but Tirona

Happy birthday John.
You never deserved anything bad that happened to you.
John Egbert will live on in our hearts and in our minds.

Was thinking about Homestuck crimes
to commemorate this night, at work.

I just wanted him to be happy.

i just finished the credits (was following the reddit reread schedule). why did people seethe about the ending? also what exactly happened to caliborn and lord english and gamzee?

Sometimes I wish there was a Homestuck spinoff where John used his retcon powers and just left everything else behind and wandered off on his own to explore strange realities, completely unrelated to Sburb or the cycle of universal reproduction or Lord English or anything like that. And then sometimes I wish there was a spinoff where John used his powers to fundamentally change the A1 session before fast forwarding to the future, producing a butterfly-affected future so vastly different that he and his friends shouldn't even exist in it.

youtube.com/watch?v=trRCHf5Bs94
Radiation, you put it best.

draw the sburb logo on your desk

Happy Homestuck day.

TV adaptation when

For a while, he really was
If it ain't broken, don't fix it

why did people seethe about the ending?

Act 7 didn't answer anything and instead was all style and no substance with the anime episode joke and subsequent timeskip fast forwards before the comic abruptly ended.

also what exactly happened to caliborn

Did you pay attention to Caliborn's Masterpiece? The humans all zapped to his location. Cal then used his secret juju weapon, sucking up the B1 kids and trapping them inside it. He then beat the shit out of the B2 kids until Arquiusprite put him in a headlock, then Dirk pulled an ironic echo and ripped out his soul, stuffing it in the empty Lil' Cal puppet. Roxy then sent it into the ether, where it served as the seed for Lord English in countless realities. Arquiusprite (Equius + AR Dirk) and Gamzee got sucked in too.
As for what happened after that... that is revealed in the Epilogues! Not the comic! Which is why people were mad!

and lord english

Epilogue time, boyo. Hope you like reading, cause they're two full-length novels running in parallel.

and gamzee?

See above.

why did people seethe about the ending?

Because it was shit.

Reddit

Don't worry, we can tell why you wouldn't think that.

For me, a special hatred lingers after all of Jade spending Act 6 suffering, being suborned by evil, being shoved out of the spotlight by other forces, and finally resolving to wake up and do something, the only role for her in the final sequence is to be punched in the face.

I've seen some people interpret Hussie not showing what happens to Lord English as an intentional writing decision that ties into the whole "relevance" thing that LE and Vriska have going on. Vriska talks about LE, despite being pretty powerful, ultimately he's kinda irrelevant? The main goal is to essentially just ignore him and fuck off, he doesn't interact with the main cast and its Vriska (who is all about being relevant) who defeats him off-screen. You could even see it as Hussie going "No, I'm not biased about Vriska, see? You also don't see her winning. Clearly that means she's overcome her desire to be relevant. Character arc complete :D" but we all know thats BS. Anyway, the epilogues go a similar route, just more literally

Sometimes I wish John and Jack Noir had a bit more of an "archenemy thing" going on between them. OBVIOUSLY John was never really the biggest threat to Jack, and Lord English had long since usurped the role of primary villain in the narrative, but in many ways John and Jack mirror each other so badly.

John wore a spades shirt when he was younger, John's kernelsprite is what put on the ridiculous harlequin getup on Jack in the first place, John's dad singlehandedly caused lots of mayhem over at Derse during his short stint in prison, Jack is the one who killed John's dad.

Both of them cause so much hurt to each other. In many ways, it's personal between them. I'm not advocating for any sort of black romance shit, but it would've been nice to have them consistently trying to kill each other. They should've fought each other more.

John should've been the one to kill Jack rather than the bullshit with him getting his arm cut off and being left alive in spite of all the genocide he's done.

Clearly that means she's overcome her desire to be relevant. Character arc complete :D

Didnt this happens like 4 times already?

And it's gonna happen 4 more times, whether you like it or not

NOT CANON!

C-Cute..

This fight was one of my favorite parts of the comic at the time, psychedelic battles in a psychedelic location. Also John's Warhammer of Vrillyhoo should've given him Sepulchritude as his 'Ancestral Awakening', with Rose as his witness. That way she could relay to the others "Oh by the way Dave, I met John. He turned into an angel of death and killed Jack Noir. I've never seen him so angry before, you should've seen it ;)" as her gossip of the day.

But at the same time I wish John setting the hammer down after meant he was done with silly hammers and would only fight with his fists after, like his dad. He kinda did, but not in any serious extent.

Also John and Caliborn were sort of archenemies. The moment John escaped Caliborn's comic he kicked the cherub's green ass. Caliborn never gave John that much regard before or after, but it would've been nice to see him vow a vendetta/rivalry against John after.

Now that it is 4/13, im going to repost this rant. i REALLY needed to talk about this fucker. This fucking asshole. This cocksucker. Davepeta. The penultimate fuck you to Nepeta (sweet dear precious sweet Nepeta) enjoyers before the curtain call, the final fuck you being Nepeta being sucked into the black hole when it could have been ANY other character, but i digress. It wasn't enought to give us CRUMBS, so when Hussie brought her back, he had, he FUCKING HAD to fucking fuse her with Dave (i know its Davesprite but fuck). Fucking Dave. Like he needed more screentime. He wanted to make us suffer one last time before wrapping up his comic. I am beginning to think he invented her just to fuck with us. He writes the sweetest dearest most precious fictional character of all time, barely gives her any screentime, kills her, makes her come back in a pretty cool way, doesn't give her any dialogue, kills her again, makes her come back, then turns her into a shit character? Fuck you for that, Hussie. I've said my piece.

5 if you count Aranea trying and failing

the final fuck you being Nepeta being sucked into the black hole when it could have been ANY other character, but i digress

Consider that a long time ago Hussie once said Nepeta would kill Lord English. In the end, she did.

Funny you say that, the community consensus just came back and guess who is in the top 3 most controversial characters

They never bothered to make new art for Davepeta or Jack Noir lol

John's kernelsprite is what put on the ridiculous harlequin getup on Jack in the first place

It's really jarring how tonally unserious Homestuck was at the beginning, but still, agree on all points. I think Hussie made a huge mistake in not giving Jack Noir and his alternative iterations across sessions more emphasis.

alpha dave remained an urban ninja till death, pushed by heroics to keep getting stronger because of condy's more aggressive activities

and to defend himself due to being a freaky eyed penniless orphan in the city

he still probably coped better than bro did due to his warmer and funnier nature, gathering more friends and fans than enemies

he also has the most conceivably normal eyes of the strilondes - probably garnering sympathy from people who just think he's albino or has some sort of condition

rose's eyes could maybe possibly be convinced to be that fake tumblr disease, but that would depend on you being the most retarded person alive

but generally her roxy and dirk's eyes would have people dialing numbers

I think harleyberts having eyes that can pass for normal is part of why they got the long lives stick. Mutant-eyed otherworldly kids are targets, and would not be able to hold down peaceful lives for long.

Jade has the least normal eyes of the harleyberts but she has the ultimate protection of bec and isolation, and her alpha self was always in rebellion

least normal of the normal eyes and most normal of the abnormal eyes - davejade parallel I guess

urban legends are abound in hauntswitch about the neon-eyed chicks who live in the woods and make lights act funny

rumor has it, the mother is the only one left working at the spooky old lab that none of the adults want to talk about

Mom would have had secret agencies trying to abduct her for study, but she's a slippery rogue under the protection of a billionaire who got to her first, and employed in his secret agency. She then keeps Rose hidden in the middle of the woods, where Grandpa likely funded it's construction

There is an alternate timeline where Jack Noir is always in pimp clothes
There is an alternate timeline where Jack Noir is a cowboy
There is an alternate timeline where Jack Noir wears an SS uniform
There is an alternate timeline where Jack Noir is a sleazy door-to-door salesman

Davepeta came so late in the game I don't know how you could still be invested by the time they spontaneously began existing.

Well, those are art for the requiem café (which we also got all the sprites for today yay) and they just made the main 16

Homestuck.... was never good.

dave for better or for worse is in a top floor apartment under the protection of a guy that people have long learned to stay the hell away from

bro as a kid probably had the shit regularly kicked out of him on the streets for being an antisocial orange eyed orphan freak who talks to his puppet. and if they clock it, for being gay in the 80s

learns to fight, learns to hide. all sorts of motherfuckers after him

condy probably also sends goons to spy on him - she doesn't like using trollian to spy on him, because she knows what lil cal is and is afraid he can feel her watching

goons stalking him on dark city streets, almost midnight crew style. bro killing them, prince of heart rise up style

cal goads him into some of the more dangerous encounters. bro obeys despite his hesitancy, because cal never steers him wrong

if cal didn't push him into gun fights with his sword, he wouldn't have become faster than a bullet

And then alphaverse would have had less threat from normie gov. agencies, having been commandeered by someone who already knows who they are; but had a more methodical and building threat from her directly

Come to think of it, why didn't WV or John react at all to seeing each other again?

WV thought John had perished, and John definitely would've recognized WV as the Dersite wearing those stupid bedsheets I MEAN RAG OF SOULS

Speaking of alternate timelines, I always loved this oft-overlooked exchange:

GC: W4S TH4T R34LLY 4LL 1 W4S C4P4BL3 OF?

GC: 31TH3R LOS1NG TH3 N3RV3 TO GO THROUGH W1TH 1T, OR ST4BB1NG H3R 1N TH3 B4CK, 4ND NOTH1NG 3LS3?

AG: At that moment, perhaps.

AG: You know very well the channels of possi8ility at that exact juncture resulted from her decision paths as well as yours.

AG: 8ut even so, when it comes to your key decisions, the possi8ilities are pro8a8ly fewer and more discrete than you have presumed.

AG: Otherwise you would not see results consolidated into those vortices, would you? Possi8ility would resem8le an enormous hazy field of infinitely su8tle variations and micro-choices.

AG: Imagine if at that moment you truly were capa8le of anything, no matter how outlandish, a8surd, or patently fruitless. How would this vast amount of information present itself to you through your senses? What difference would it make in your final decision if all other tri8utaries of whim spilled into the same decaying future? And what would this make of your agency as a hero meant to learn and grow?

AG: Look at it this way. Imagine that over the course of someone's life, they are truly capa8le of every conceiva8le action at any moment, and did indeed take each of those actions in different 8ranching realities. Doesn't a scenario like that deaden a person's agency just as much as one where their fate is decidedly etched in stone as a single path of unavoida8le decisions? Who exactly is that person who can and does take all conceiva8le actions, other than someone perfectly generic, who only appears to have unique predilections and motives when you examine the ar8itrary path they happen to occupy?

What it means is that possibilities AREN'T endless, our limited scope of choices defines the people we are and can become. Ultimate Selves later add in the other various paths, but they're still not infinite in the end. Anything beyond that creates something unrecognizable.

i saw that artwork before i even knew who karkat was. ive been thinking about it a lot ever since.

THIS COMIC USED TO BE FUCKING FANTASTIC

They're going to prototype John's dead body, aren't they?
They're gonna throw in some other shit as well, and then he won't even be John anymore.

No need dwelling on the past. You can still enjoy those things despite how the rest of the comic turned out

that's hilarious, well what do you think of lacryboy's weird transgender fetish work now? i think most people latch onto other characters being trans but thankfully excess drug consumption has made me forget most of the bad parts of homestuck that i lost faith in reading so really i have no idea how any of it turns out in the end

why didn't X do Y

Hussie had lost the plot and didn't care anymore.

if i wake up in 5 hours i will draw something homestuck related

I hope its an update about how the writers commited a suicide by accident. Fuck you for looking forward to this trash.

we will have Johnbot to compensate for June, trust the plan.

Funny, or sad?

That's the idea, ESL-kun
The writers are to blame for the state of the comic

don't really care, it's what i expected

Blue as the colour for cis male.

And yet they insist on June.

Irrelevant. I can't work up the will to hate. If people wanna pick their pronouns, what the fuck ever. Is live and let live so very hard?

Has it really already been a year

Yknow what fucks with me
Hussie is gen x

I do not want Johnbot unless his consciousness gets transferred into a robot bunny.

Same.

It's funny in the sense that i'm laughing at your post for thinking there's anything remarkable about the most tranny coded franchise probably to ever exist has a majority trans fanbase

cis nonbinary

we're never gonna have rights at this rate jesus fucking christ

Zoomer comic written for Millennials by a Xoomer

Barely. He's one of those middle-born end-of-generation kids.

Homestuck anime never

At the very tail end of gen x desu

and thats a good thing, homestuck will forever be known in the annals of history as "The thing that the guy who made undertale did music for"

I wouldn't want a Homosuck anime desu, besides being costly and unrealistic the format and pacing works best in a flash environment
That being said, Homestuck shorts would be way more in the scope of actually happening and being nice to see

I've spent an embarrassing amount of time thinking about how homestuck could translate to TV

good.

Liv Tyler should've survived. If John made one selfish change to Terezi's instructions it should've been to save the bunny. What a precious companion she was, lost because neither Dave nor Rose thought to captchalogue the thing before the Tumor exploded.

You say "barely" but as a millennial I just flat out didnt get a lot of the cultural references in Homestuck and only now do I know why.
Who but a Gen Xer would even know about Little Monsters

Wrong, we had that with Act 7. It's a very old, tired joke, and one we need not repeat.

But will it?

youtube.com/watch?v=tKV1YAOm7JE

Job, my nigga

Yeah I know. Why was that animation so ugly btw. If the joke is "homestuck is finally an anime" who not chose a more normal anime artstyle

i aint readin alladat good for you or im sorry or whatever

I didn't read a single word from this image but my entire head just twitched and I don't like that.

can't have our characters have caucasian features like they did in cascade anon! that would be a racism

I find it really cute that John canonically expresses some genuine honest to god romantic attraction towards this little bunny bot.

You can have them look like the characters while also looking like anime. See HONE's art

Hmm, idunno. Nothing about homestuck specifically is about gender identity or trans stuff. It just so happened to be a piece of media that came about right around the start of the trans ideology pandemic and a lot of young indoctrinated millennials attached themselves to it. They tried to claim it like they tried to claim all things nerdy, sure, but there was nothing particularly trans about base Homestuck until Hussie lost creative control.

the trans ideology pandemic and a lot of young indoctrinated millennials

mental illness

Once again, you only have Kate to blame

I mean yeah it is, but let's be polite

TL;DR A lot of concepts present in homestuck align with some trends in current movies (EEAAO, Spiderverse) such as multiverse, fate, death of parental figures, etc. With time people started to revisit homestuck with a more objective eye, separating the work from its fans, although some people will keep thinking its trash. Then it mentions Umineko.

Nothing about homestuck specifically is about gender identity or trans stuff

I know it's REALLY easy to forget about her but Calliope is part of Homestuck anon.

happy 4/13 to all my Blimprezi appreciators out here

I want to jump on Calliope like a fat Italian plumber jumps on a turtle.

Aranea Serket.

Happy 4/13.

Act 6

He said before Hussie lost creative control

No one cares about her

Bring her back, Roach.

WHICH IS JUST PROOF. THAT IN ORDER TO BE THE BEST BOY. AND WIN EVERTHING FOREVER. YOU START YOUR MANJOUNRNEY BY KILLING YOUR INNER GIRL. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I AM THE BEST BOY AND THAT IS WHAT I DID.

Anon this level of refined copium is not healthy..

guys... i'm gay

i know a lot of women who decided to name themselves jade after this franchise. thanks hussie

I need more Jake Aranea art so I can self insert as Jake

karkat should've become a woman

No, he should've just put the harem clothes on

Oh right, the cherub stuff always kinda felt like some kind of spinoff.

this weird alien race has a weird biology

Theres fish that can change sex on earth, but that doesnt have any implications for human beings. Trans "coded" maybe, but such a minor part of the overall comic that I wouldnt call it "the most tranny coded franchise probably to ever exist"
I'd expect at least a bunch of trans trolls or trans humans, of which in Homestuck there are none.

It's alright

B-but june egbert...

I very much do.
God no. Last thing I need is the Cockroach butchering her as well.

Imagine the sex

didn't hussie official transition some of the cast?
Can someone explain to me the lore ramifications as to why, or if he just did it "just because"?

No I will not read homestuck

It's alright. Now hold still.

every time i see dirk i immediately think about that one greentext with dirk saying he can't wait for his faggot world and to make all women obese, fuck i wish i saved that one

it was partly desgined by a cherub, it might turn into a 150 million mile long robosnake that wants to kill you when it's horny

Hussie didn't do jack shit and hasn't for over a decade.
He let other people take over Homestuck and put out an "official" continuation of it. One of those people made it so that one of the girls, who had been sorta fused with their dog previously, has actually had a dog dick this entire time as a result of being fused, and has either gotten rid of her female genitalia or made it infertile.
The lore ramifications of this are that everyone involved with Homestuck is fucking retarded.

didn't hussie official transition some of the cast?

no? none of the characters ever trooned out under hussie's writing/in the comic proper
in hs^2 roxy troons out but that's literally only in a bad timeline where she never experiences the joys of motherhood

unless her trollsona is male that's not really trans tho

I was expecting Eridan to be demoted to runner-up, glad to see he's still holding his throne as the second-best of the worst...but he's the best of the best in my heart :)

Erm, it's allegorical, chud

Literally a living onahole how did no one else see it all these years

Actually Hussie personally mandated that Yiffy had to exist so Jade's dog dick is directly on him. It was one of his three personal edicts.

i havent seen any other of his drawings, and im not into gender transition or futa or anything like that. the art style combined with femkarkat's pose on the second to last panel really activates my neurons.

The only tranny in Homestuck is (you), the reader.
*points through the screen*

he cant have that on mobile

explains why the MSPA reader is constantly on the verge of ending it all

Hm. I wonder for whom the bell tolls.

when will the liberation of our people come? when will we be allowed to have homestuck generals out of 4/13 again? last months it seemed like the jannies gave up on their vendetta but then the threads started getting deleted again.

It's impossible to say whether or not it is on him because he just mandated that she had to exist. He didn't necessarily say that she had to have been the result of Jade cucking Kanaya, he might've even intended that she'd been born from Jade's vagina instead or from ectobiology, but someone on the writing team pitched the dog dick and he let them get away with it.
We simply don't know

Contact mod team

dirk is an architect

very based.

shut up.

I found it, lmao. this is so stupid but it makes me laugh

I know exactly what image you're talking about but I don't have the full image so I just remade it in paint if that's okay with you

Vriska is gonna put all you dorks to sleep!

brilliant

Well done.

I was hoping this sentence was going to end in "up her urethra"

But I just woke up :o

A reminder that today is the only day that it's acceptable to be in a Homestuck thread. If you're keeping up with Homestuck on any other day you need an intervention.

Of all the fucking things Andrew had to put in his forum game for me to sexually fixate on for the rest of my life, it would be fucking Vriska hypnotizing John.

Only if she gets in with me

That's not real hair, she's bald under that. It's called a weave.

The mods here work for Big Joel and Sarah Z and murdered the return of Homestuck General on purpose. Every fan of this comic that lapses into depression and existential isolation because of mod abuse adds one tick to my rage meter.

t.

are you the hypno fetishist? if so, thank you for making all these hs threads on Anon Babble.

I have theories that big joel is a transmale because of how short he is and how purposefully unkempt he appears.

I am! The one and only! I need to stop making threads from mobile, though. It’s tacky and I only started doing it to avoid TOS-violating bans.

the laws of the country i currently live in forbid suicide encouragement.

Give us moar

Moar what, anon? More threads? More discussions about my favorite hypnotist? Would you like me to talk about some of my future comic and MSPA plans? I actually don’t have that much planned out beyond fanart of some of my crushes and a full comic where Vriska hypnotizes me and a new MS Paint Adventure or two.

based. i wish i could do the same but fat/inflation threads are more likely to be deleted and they dont catch on easily

Yes.

There are no good troll versions of the kids.

How, praytell, would Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley be born to anyone except Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde?

show us your art and post your mspfa account

I've told you many times before to kill yourself. Get to it

good old days

We’ve genuinely lost hundreds of great posters to the war the offsite mods have been waging against Homestuck. I can get banned for writing this because complaining about moderation is against TOS, so you might end up enjoying 4/13 without me, but if that happens, carry on my memory by drawing a tall geek with long hair getting fireman’s carried by spiderbreath and keep posting it until all the mods die.

you're the anon who posted all these thicc trolls on april the 1st?

I actually ended up having sex with a Homestuck cosplayer
It was pretty neat

MSPFA account

Lol!
Fuck Grant and fuck his stupid Google-gated login. I’d rather upload it here than waste an ounce of effort on that laborious nonsense. They just lost Petpeta and it’s only going down from there.

art

Due time. I didn’t draw too, too much online from the point I got a tablet to now, and a lot of my old trad art is lost now. I’ll drop something on you guys when I’m ready.

They just lost Petpeta

They didn't. He's in the army.

Spider8reath plushies coming soon

i am going to sleep now
unfortunately without the aid of a beautiful troll

Both of them cause so much hurt to each other.

I don't think Jack was "hurt" by being extra mad about fashion and being made to meet a man he respected that made busywork for his subordinates.
Unless you're suggesting he experienced heartbreak over getting mad enough to take the chance to kill the Black queen, I might buy that. His general existential ennui he experienced over being given all the killing power he could dream of, to the point of boredom?
He definitely would have preferred to be conducting heists with the boys than getting chased by a dame through the eternal void, but would he feel reason to pinpoint blame on John? PM brought him the weapon.

Should John harbor more rage towards an impersonal killing machine, or towards the game that mandates the standard issue of an impersonal killing who will stab everything you love if given the opportunity?
On Jack's side it just seems like superficial triggers of events, and for John it would feel like missing the forest for the trees.
PM's story was entwined with his with great consequence since the beginning. He carelessly gave her a quest, and she dutifully pursued it. And while he may have killed John's dad, he killed everything she had left. They're symbolic beings who represent the greater symbolic themes of light vs. dark, prospit vs derse. Maybe she should have killed him, but I think she had more right than anyone to the final battle with him.

My GOD THANK YOU I fucking hate MSPFA and its stupid Google Login requirement

what army? hopefully he's not russian

There’s no contradiction there.

Petpeta theme 2025: youtu.be/C6kfL6GQioA

Maybe Vriska is the one who puts you to sleep. How could you tell?

Can have JohnVris action in MY room

WE WON

Are they, too, going to have the shitty horizontal mohawk?

good night hypno sama

Im going to put them both in the same jar.

Yeah well PM apparently thought his life was worth sparing.

I genuinely want to believe she reads these threads and gives some anons here the Jade treatment, but she hasn’t done it to me yet.

Probably? At least John. With Vriska they could add more dimension to her hair but probably not

that pic

Hot

Georgian.

Homestuck is a gateway to many kinks. I should know, I've been stuck reading and rereading carapacian smut for the past goddamn decade.

Hey, I’m still here! Hopefully I’ll be awake all day, although I am an insomniac who is prone to bouts of involuntary wakefulness and hard sleep.

Cis other

Cis nonbinary

Aranea is using her powers to keep you awake

hot pic, gooning to this troll's thick fartmeat

John instead of June

Don't support this bigotry

people would rather self-report as having their most hated character be some inconsequential one-off joke whose most damming characteristic is being an annoying womanizer than any actual character that had an intrusive, overall negative impact on the story

lol lmao

Hot

Yeah.

Thank you for your activism I will buy 20 John plushies now

Am I going to have to own one of these fucking things just to say I own it?

God fucking damnit i NEED Aranea to force me to stay awake with her psychic powers while holding me tight so i have to listen to her endless ramblings about how the Troll Duduk ruined alternia's perception of Troll Persian music.

If it's about that then you should have gotten the karkat plushie, too. But yeah, both John and Vriska are both good choices

implying Hussie was, at any point, serious enough of a writer to truly do justice to the concept of two characters just fucking hating each other

Hussie hated writing anything that even caught a whiff of being emotionally compelling or raw (unless it came to any of his self-inserts, most notably Vriska,) you're looking at the burnt remains of a forest and saying that there should have been some good apples around here.

Homestuck was an aggressively mediocre comic even before Act 6, it's so meandering and bloated in how it plays out that it's a wonder anyone found it compelling at all. The only thing Hussie ever did somewhat right from a narrative standpoint was provide compelling blueprints for characters that he proceeded to do pretty much nothing interesting or engaging with. Oh, boy, I can't wait to watch Terezi, uh, coerce Dave into playing the stock market for some shit that doesn't matter! People love Eridan like they do because he made Homestuck seem like a real story with emotional stakes for a good five minutes, and then he dies in an incredibly contrived and fucktarded way because Hussie writing anything good is like an Alzheimer's patient briefly flitting back into lucidity before you get 500 more pages of stupid bullshit that goes nowhere and 20 pesterlogs that could have been cut down to three without losing any of the narrative meat.

At least the fandom is great, though. Look at Paradox Space, that shit was awesome.

any actual character that had an intrusive, overall negative impact on the story

Like who?

I scraped like 500k posts from 2009-2012 era threads about MSPA/HS from the old Penny Arcade forums before they nuke all their archives at the end of next month. Maybe by next 4/13 I'll have them in a viewable and searchable format.

Vriska fluttering her fingers in your face, telling you you’re up past your bedtime and you need to get rest if you’re going to fight English in the morning.

Doing god's work, anon

Did this nigga actually just say that Paradox Space is better than the original game?

fartmeat

is that canon troll language for ass?

I feel like the time for that has come and gone. It's too late now. Hussie didn't strike while the iron was hot. But maybe give it a few years and nostalgia might make the property valuable again?

Homestuck by visionary ADI SHANKAR

dyslexic font

im not into futa but based.

I was mostly thinking of Vriska, Gamzee, B1 Jack Noir, who all are admitedly badly written, unlikeable and rated lower than Cronus. Cronus is just such a nothingburger choice

Homestuck by visionary ADI SHANKAR

Living Tombstone’s remix of Discord plays over the opening credits

Starts with John and Dave slaying an entire mob of imps

They then have a rap battle against Insane Clown Posse who star as themselves, then lose

The rest of the pilot is J and 2 Dope fucking all the female trolls until Doc Scratch commits suicide and Lord English 9/11s the meteor

that art

damn that's what that nigga grummz be into

I've been thinking about a movie adaptation. I've got the first movie almost figured out and got the basic outline for 2 and 3. It's a masterpiece I tell ya

Is there a scene where Vriska zonks someone?

homestuck.net/tools/classpect-quiz/

what do you mean zonks

Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Oh. Uhh, don't think so. She does mind control a few people but I don't think she makes anyone fall asleep in my story outline

Then IT CAN HARDLY BE CALLED ANYTHING RESEMBLING A MASTERPIECE AT ALL.

We'll add a funny bonus scene in the blu-ray release where Vriska snaps her finger and all the actors around her fall to the ground, alright?

Im not doing this again, if i get Page of Void one more time in going to crash out

if you want homestuck generals, have them on Anon Babble but dont call them a general

Much, *much* better, anon.

Whichever fandom I enter I see Homestuck remnants. I don't like it, leave me alone, get out of my walls.
Stop reminding me of the homeland I've had to leave behind.

Maid of Breath, all time, every time. At least I've got a fun pun in there.

Homestuck isn't even allowed on Anon Babble and I'm not going to a board gayer than Anon Babble to discuss it.

You say this like Homestuck as a story is a high bar to clear. It's a scrapyard, a template for more talented writers and artists to brazenly rip shit from and do a better job with.

Vriska is a victim of abuse, massively so, by virtue of her lusus being an incredibly demanding individual that forced her to feed it other people or else it'd fucking kill her, but does the actual comic ever do this concept any justice? Is it given any real emotional weight, are we ever compelled to feel sympathy for this otherwise terrible person through this angle? Fuck no, you get "So long, spidermom" and that's fucking it. Go kick rocks.

Vrisky Business, on the other hand, takes strides to portray Vriska as a victim of circumstances beyond her control; she's still a sadistic little freak, yes, but what choice did she have in the matter? It's morbid stuff to watch play out, and Vriska here is more sympathetic than she ever fucking is in the comic proper because it actually takes a step back to acknowledge that her quality of life borders on fucking zero. Incidentally, Hussie wrote this, but broken clocks and all that.

PS was an anthology comprised of short stories, and the nature of short stories is that you have to get to the fucking point quickly, so as a result a lot of them end up having at least SOME solid emotional pull to them. Even primarily comedic ones like Night at the Nudeseum do a fun job highlighting Equius' flaws and odd character tics in an organic way. There are some duds in there, sure, but even still it's a pretty solid read.

That’s a fancy way of spelling “I’m a poser”.

Vriska is a victim of abuse

I'm a victim of abuse having to read this shit.

every time i see pm crossover art with homestuck i feel a little more jaded about the tastes of others, how depressing

Mage of Heart

Not even remotely accurate.

Change some answers to see what I get

Get Mage of Heart again

aaaaAUUUUUUUUUGGHHH

The emotional weight is better confined to the realm of fanfiction with the comic itself being comedy and autismbait. It's no coincidence that emotional drama entering the actual story made it worse. Fans always do things like that better.

Who has the biggest bum in the Homestuck verse?

I don't like using those classpect quizzes. It's on the same level as "which disney princess are you" buzzfeed trash. Like, you gotta look inward and think about what kind of emotional journey you would go through if you were thrust into sburb with a group of friends and then pick the classpect from there

Bilious Slick

Rogue of Time

Time, maybe, Rogue, no.

rogue of light

i wish i could've given more jaded answers

Do you know what the funny ass thing is?
The way moderation isn't existent and the one guy is probably gone these fags probably could sneak in their thread the way everyone else does, but they are far too autistic to have "Homestuck" and especially "Homestuck General" not in the text of the OP for whatever reason

but i want to know what i'd be without finishing reading homestuck and having a very loose understanding from what i remember, a decade ago.

is that so hard?

plus i whack it to the goon art like what you posted.

I mean, we had a bunch of Homestuck threads for a while and there wasn't a problem. It wasn't until that one guy started spamming the /hsg/ threads that the mods started deleting both those and the regular homestuck threads

how does someone manage to be a homestuck fan for years but still forget the order of the kid’s terminals

you HAVE to compromise and censor yourself so we can make it easier to overlook you and fragment the non-Youtube fanbase

NOOOOOO why aren’t you fucking CENSORING yourselves you NARCISSIST FREAKS

Most fans here are too retarded to make or notice stealth threads.

sex with davepetasprite^2

At this point, I feel they're just overreacting. We have politics threads that linger for far too long, but they'll strike down Homestuck shit super quickly. What gives?

Imagine if John died at the end of Homestuck proper. Like not in the epilogues or in Beyond Canon but at the literal fucking end of the webcomic.

I wonder how people would've taken it back then.

Because the /hsg/ fag was just fucking annoying

What gives?

Anon, e-celebs and web moderators are literally conspiring against Homestuck.

Because if you weren't a tourist newfag you'd know that the idea of "generals" outside drawthreads and Toonami when it airs are not a thing anymore

Which troll has the softest, daintiest, most delicate feet

Jack Noir

He's up here for getting off scott free while Spades Slick was fucked over despite doing literally nothing wrong, right?

There's a rewrite of the ending acts to does exactly that.

Mister Tambourine Man? That's the best fanventure.

MSPA Reader: Mental Breakdown

But they'll strike down Homestuck shit super quickly.

This has been up for 7 hours

Probably

No one cares. Stop telling people what to do, cuntbucket e-jock retard.

Homestuck is allowed threads on special days and when HSBC updates.

Altstuck, which was mostly just fine, I haven't read Mister Tambourine Man yet.

Tavros because he never used them after getting his vertebrae kasploded

Actually, yeah, that's exactly the reason why he's up there.

You indeed are a retarded newfag. Generals as a whole outside of Toonami and DB are simply not allowed.

Generals as a whole outside of Toonami and DB are simply not allowed.

You act like there's no reason to question that. People simply aren't allowed to discuss something if it's too popular. Anon Babble was made years ago, and yet we don't have a board to jam animation and television related generals into yet?

Feferi, but only when shes on land

What hypnosis inductions would Vriska actually use? Maybe an arm pull supplemented by her psionics for that absolute knockout factor?

Why, what happens in the water

They’re merciful

constantly permitted threads would be a mental glue trap for those autismal about homestuck (guilty)

constantly permitted threads would devolve in interesting discussion and comments, like some other threads around here, until it’s clearly just a few desperate shivering anons always trying to stoke dying embers most of the time, outside of the occasional spurt of an update

we’re all friendly now since we’re not used to each other or posting about homestuck but I saw how bitter and chafed things can get in homestuck threads

shut up

No.
Homestuck died with Act 7.
Nothing beyond that point is worth interacting with.

hypnosis is banned

clown bimbofication is fine though

She breaks out in hives because of all the microplastics and junk

trolls

breaking out in hives

correct

It’s not that I dislike the Tricksters, I’m just saying.

...Homes? They break out in homes?

And you are acting like the only way to discuss Homestuck is through a pedantic "general" thread that acts more like a Homestuck-flavored chat where people circle through the same topics and retorical questions for eternity. What if just want a thread about the first Intermission or to have a discussion about the denizens? Not going to happen in a general where people are tunnel visioned into shipping, porn and complaining about how much the latter parts of the comic suck!

Spider pendulum.
Infinity symbol-themed spirals.
Cyclical chanting along a mobius strip.

They can't break out of their homes, they're homestuck

What if just want a thread about the first Intermission or to have a discussion about the denizens

Den yuo mek de thred

Cyclical chanting along a mobius strip.

Mrowr. Could I trouble you to elaborate on that one?

That's right, and I’m not going to write "Homestuck General" in the title field because the thread in question is NOT a general for the comic as a whole.

is oricka

Except you can't stop conversational drift from happening, autismo-kun
Trying to force one topic and one topic only is dumb and stupid and dumb and pointless when people are passionate about something

A mobius strip is a one sided surface that ends where it begins, and is easily bent into an infinity symbol. When following down a line, it ends where it begins, going on forever. So I imagined one with words written along it and Vriska would read them to you while making you watch the mobius strip turning. Rhythmic, repetitive, soothing.
Maybe a poem about a spider or something. I don't know I'm not creative.

Every Denizen choice in the comic can be boiled down to "Do You Wish To Continue? Y/N" change my mind.

I know what a Mobius strip is, but damn, that’s a nice thought. Thank you, anon.

She doesn't really need any

It's crazy how pervasive Homestuck is on the internet in general. Everyone sort of dispersed into all corners of the internet, suffering in silence as they repress their memories.

Except you can't stop conversational drift from happening, autismo-kun

Yeah sure, that’s to be expected, but forcing Homestuck to have a single thread aggravates the issue. Topics shouldn’t be contained within one space at all times.

It's better than not being allowed threads at all, and on a site like Anon Babble it works better than specific shows having multiple threads about them.

I know, but it would be hot if she used them.

Yes they should because it inflates thread activity and you can segue into other conversations

I mean, I made an ultra-stealth thread before and it got deleted because of a homestuck pixel. Just saying.

I feel like for a dead comic like this, a general would be too much. Once an update is fair. And having it occasionally.

Or we could just, you know, do what we want and not have to temper ourselves because of mod abuse.

Homestuck has died at the exact moment Karkat had run this virus, thus dooming both universes and, by an extension, webcomic itself. It was the last moment techy stuff had been depicted with details and not "and Sollux went and fixed is a communication". Everything else doesn't even have those "programming language" parts. This is THE exact moment the comics had started to appeal to tumblr cosplayers and had turned away from original readers.

for some shit that doesn’t matter

Some light fun timetravel and game shenanigans as background busywork to justify a timeclone of Dave to kill and the relationship between them, does not change that her coercion and eventual killing of Dave highlights a lot about her character, her feelings, her development and her doom to repeat her sins. (and Dave’s thing with his mortality, his coolness about it, and the peak we got at that dead Dave’s bleak dead future)

That’s a great comic but it seems like you’re saying that you need more blood tears and screaming to know when to feel

Guys, you're arguing with the retard who got too uppity with the general in the first place. Extreme autism on a level you can't comprehend. Please understand.

My aspie powers are too weak to understand him...

So you just want threads full of shit? You want shit discussions

Are you astroturfing retards ever going to stop with the normalfag-induced cynicism?

Yes
It's fun and it's good and it never has to take anything seriously (as the webcomic intended)

It's funny because you're astroturfing these threads for your shit retarded "not a fetish" sleep fetish for your asexual broken brain. Go back to Anon Babble (Jake)

Then do so
If you're right everything will be fine
If you're wrong it's to Anon Babble with you

My name isn’t Jake, I’ve never said it’s not a fetish, and I only use the word asexual because retards like you can’t understand any other method of conveying the idea.

Happy 4/13! I heard there's a toblerone hunt happening or is that fake news

Sadly fake

I'm already having one thougheverbeit

So this is the power of nu-Anon Babble…

:( I guess I will just reread dave, dirk and slicks best hits

Oh I understand perfectly. Youre disgusted by sex and romance, you can't sleep at night. You project all of this into a blue troll and post multiple threads about online and make your insane ramblings and frustration other peoples problem

Do you genuinely think that Andrew wasn’t fetishizing Vriska’s hypnotism?

Who cares, I don't care. You asked me this question about five times now. I can't be assed to care.

true mind control fetish chads prefer crockertier jane

.

that part where Aranea literally blasts her while mind-controlled and she starts violently snoring

Come on.

The truest purveyors of the perverse realm of mind control create reverse-bimbofication fanart of their favorite characters

Requiem or Irvine!!! which one are y'all going to!!!

Right now, I can’t afford either. They would be too scared of me anyway.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Apx1pSs30Q

This is just another reason to be sad.

This is just another reason to be sad.

Speaking of reasons to be sad I was so excited for them! And then they just fucking die!!!

Malignant narcissist Andrew Hussie executes two innocent fans…*sigh…*

I can never bring myself to show my face in public at a Homestuck event. Would rather come out gay.

Rogue of Rage.

Wtf?
Can a session have multiple instances of the same Class?

For your consideration.

Probably. I don't think sburb has any hardcoded rules

I can never bring myself to show my face in public at a Homestuck event. Would rather come out gay.

How do you expect to have freaky Troll sex anon!!!

Sheldon Cooper - Mage Of Space

I got that result once

So, who do you think was the best villain in Homestuck?
Caliborn was a hilarious character but I had trouble finding him truly engaging.

Who is the literal who as Prince of Light?

Doc Scratch, easily. I think Caliborn is a close second, but that might be because I relate to him a lot.

So, who do you think was the best villain in Homestuck?

Vriska.
I kept waiting for the epic twist when Everyone would turn on her but it never happened....

No one can turn on a hypnotist so dashing. I don’t actually consider Vriska a villain, though.

Where all all the Roxys....

Vriska is a based and trad overcomer of adversity and externalizes her pain and trauma. She is a rolemodel.

Classpects him!

Not sure, but Anon Babble-Tan is a Page of Rage, easy.

Troll romance is like the Four Loves, except Kismesissitude is dumb idea.
Also the word 'kismesis' if recorded in Wiktionary lmao.

Page of Void because that's what everybody keeps getting whenever the quiz is posted on this site.

He thinks I'm the one telling you "what to do" and not what's allowed on the board from those who do remove posts

You are unironically low IQ

Muse of Doom. That's right, I'm Master Classing.

Knight of Void.

do you guys have cool hs merch

Only the stickers

Pic unrelated, I assume?

my perfect ship will live on my shelf

those count
i dont own him, but he is hs merch and the most recent one so
i love this, i saw nepeta was being sold at walmart(?) weird

I've got a scalemate a friend made me for my birthday back in high school. His name is Director Grapevine.

We regret to inform you that Terezi Pyrope has been killed by the California Raisins.

You can tell this was probably made a dorky kid and his limited scope of interests because of all the literal who’s grouped next to incredibly iconic characters among other odd choices, such as all the RPGMaker characters or there being four Splatoon idols.

Also the word 'kismesis' if recorded in Wiktionary lmao.

so is vriscourse

rosekat raising child!nepeta?

Cute Poniko plushie

so do I

Yay! Yippie!

that's poniko, you insect.

I only got the karkat plush, a gemini hoodie my grandma got me for christmas and some spider8reath stickers from redbubble but I do have some selfmade cosplay if that counts :)

Oh wow, Homestuck. I remember when they first invented Homestuck. Sweet, sweet Homestuck. I'VE ALWAYS HATED IT.

Are any of the Vriska hypno friends from the past year in this thread? Maybe the guy I talked about hypnotizing Ellsee with? I miss you most of all and I hope you’re doing well.

scroll up my dude half this thread is you sick fuck crew

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Conheir

Patrician.
So, what would their kid be like?

Hah? No.

Why does our fixation disturb you so much? I think I’ve seen people openly admit to fapping to snuff on this site who get less shit than us.

Relax, Martin Luther and appreciate what you have.

I have no dog in this race but why the fuck is hypnosis of all things something you find sickening? You are a sheltered little shit. Grow some skin you puritanical weakling. Or I will pour salt and lemon juice all over your fragile exposed flesh.

If we're basing this off a "Vriska didn't die in Act 5 but kept her character development instead of turning into whatever the fuck post-retcon Vriska is" scenario, I could see Vriska being a real helicopter parent because she doesn't want her kid to turn out like she did under spidermom. Equally, John would become a typical suburban dad. The kid would probably be very quiet and obedient at home but when they sneak away from their overbearing mom, they'd be quite the troublemaker, which worries their parents urgh I love thinking about middle aged john and vriska as parents

hypnotist is okay, hypnoguy ruined the topic of it, he insists too much

Yes like the lunchboxes that are apparently worth at least a hundo each on ebay now

but recently I’ve liked getting holographic sprite stickers from redbubble, they’re like cheap trading cards

He should honestly kill himself.
It’s like a parasite

Hypnotism is the most gentle and fun fetish in existence. It’s why I was obsessed with it growing up despite being violently anti-psychiatry and anti-DSM. It isn’t invasive, it’s weird, sexy, smart, fun, and creative. I have no idea why it pisses off these repressed serial killer types so much.

god tier aradia sticker

mmmmhhh

I wanna get like a keychain or a sticker or something. Everything on Etsy is either expensive or off model and ugly.

Kanaya is CUTE!

redbubble is super cheap for stuff like stickers

Are we thinking another thread directly after this? I might want to try and get some sleep, but I’d really rather not miss it.

Botted most likely

next thread will be a copy paste of this one

That'd be immensely stupid.

She's also really boring.

Given how fucking garbage this one is what’s the point?

I'd say so. We're also probably getting a beyond canon update later so might as well

Is that why most of the porn is gross

6 minutes

Were you nerds waiting to make the 413th and I just stole it with my negativity

Oh lol nah didn't even notice that

Which of the four human girls, wait I guess I can include Joey too, anyway who do I draw in this

master of baits

Joey seems like a good fit for that outfit, actually.

I hate drawing nepeta's hair so much it sucks

that’s what the hat is for

I feel like hlaf of these were chosen just to fill space but then again I don't even recognize half. Like when did the Green Giant get character development?
Do you have something to talk about?
Wanna talk about classpects?

Man, it's been this long and you're STILL on this? Haven't went to a therapist like I recommended? Come on man, I only want what's best for you.

act 3 never ever

hes a space player because of the green but also just because its the creation aspect which accounts for all the greentexts and drawings and shit that come from this site
the first guardian he interacts with is a deer living in the woods near his house
for class id say page because he’s basically a blank page but also socially retarded

I'm getting tired of having to defend vriskahypnoguy but being a creepy weirdo nag is weirder than being a fetishist. Also, why do you think a fixation on going to sleep is not good for someone? From whence do you believe the harm flows?

... is a bitch-ass motherfucker.

it didn’t post the image for some reason

Only if she sends me an asmr audio file, she better keep her psychic fingers out of my brainpan or there will be consequences.

why are you talking about yourself in the third person

i forgot to mention chud would be a seer of rage

Love the shitty Rocinante.

Why do you rely on kafkatraps, a tool of the weak minded? Is it because you cannot defend your position, you insipid dog?

I always had a lot of thoughts about the Maid class, equally for routinely getting it on classpect quizzes, the kind of funky use of its powers we see in-comic, and a lot of thought about the pun-like nature of powersets of classpects.

Is a Maid someone who uses their Aspect, or is it someone who IS their Aspect. If we subscribe to the idea that say, Breath is the Aspect that represents "freedom", is a Maid of Breath someone who serves others using Freedom? Are they someone who serves others towards the goal of Freedom? Or are they literally "made" of Freedom, in that aspect? Similarly, if the Maid class is presumably about service, is a Maid of Breath thematically "Free to Serve"?

Needless to say, I've had a lot of thoughts about my classpect being so kink-adjacent in what it's got going on.

creepy weirdo nag is weirder than being a fetishist

"no"
He needs to stop. Not only is it bad for him, it's also bad for everyone else because his posts are fucking dogshit. The only reason he's not as bad as jrfag is because he doesn't post porn.

you should not even be associating them with such a gloomy sentiment.

I think the Heir is the class who IS their aspect, like how John can literally become air. They inherit the properties of their aspect. I think maids serve their aspect, like how Aradia takes on the job of cleaning up the afterlife, essentially serving time (the destruction class)
I love her little chub in pesterquest, it's so cute

good character
good characters

Why is it bad for him? Why'd you stop at half my post? Where's the unhealthy aspect? And hundreds of thousands of "fucking dogshit" posts are made daily on this godforsaken website, most certainly including your own, so why do you take special umbrage here?

It is once again the time for me to shill Vast Error.
It's pretty good and worth reading, despite the rough start.
And Murrit.

'Homestuck'?
Its his day.

true
i wish i was spitroasting folykl

This bitch is a tranny btw.

t. Raving Madman

Why are you signing your own post?

I stopped at the half-way mark because I read that post saying 'insipid dog' and instantly knew it was you posting lol. It's bad for the same reason any fetish is, it's a paraphilia. They're terrible if you actually want to form a meaningful relationship, since you're focused on something impossible. I'll pray for you man, I know it's tough.

being between the two of them is described as an otherworldly experience, in Gripping Detail, may i add. You will be the spitroastee.

I'm so fucking old anons, I have grey hair at my temples. I remember the first time I saw the picture of the Skaia orb in John's neighborhood and it put such hooks of curiosity in me I couldn't not read it sixteen years ago

Not a tranny, but fat. Fat as fuck.

Actually you're talking to JRfag here. There's nothing wrong with paraphilias, which is why I'm demanding you justify your position. You cannot just say "all fetishes are bad". That is not an axiom. It is not tautological. You can form meaningful relationships with fetishes and around fetishes.

post fantrolls

That is not an axiom. It is not tautological.

Any other big words you wanna use to defend medically recognized mental issues? Maybe get some ontological in there, it'll help your argument that harming yourself is good, actually.

Good taste, anon. Good taste.

That is NOT a fantroll that is TYZIAS and she's wielding the MOUNTAIN OF SMILING BODIES EGO gear, you cannot TRICK ME.

let it go bruh, its over

There is no harm. You have not demonstrated any level of harm. You are insisting upon harm's existence, but you show it not. There is no "medically recognized" issue with fucking hypnosis, anon. Show me your DSM-5 entry on hypnophilia.

Erm...fact checked, xhud?

i keep imagining this warhammer 40k sburb au and the big twist is that hes played the game before

obnoxious hack defending another obnoxious hack

its like poetry, but is sucks

No reason classes need to be restricted as they're just the method the aspect is expressed, aspects on the other hand seem unlikely since they're an element the player is supposed to govern in the new universe. Perhaps in a situation where twins get in and they're those creepy kind that are basically the same person but I still think they would have different classes to express their mutual aspect.
I think you're on the right track, but breath isn't just freedom but direction. A maid of breath would probably be freer than others, doing their maidly duties by choice not obligation, unless the player enjoys obligation than they would go around choosing who to serve. Unlike other maids I imagine a maid of breath loves their job, as long as they chose it.

I only have to defend this obnoxious hack because you yet more obnoxious cunts keep attacking him with the most weakest and insufferable angles that it drives me up the wall. And I have the gumption to carve you to bits over it.

I don't know why but homestuck has been on my mind a lot lately, I think I should re-read it, maybe give the epilogues a shot. homestuck for all its faults is really interesting and I hope we keep getting more of it

Ha ha no, it's not a paraphilic disorder despite meeting both criteria for it, no!
It's okay man. I know it's hard to see yourself in a psychiatric disorders manual, but you can get help.
mhanational.org/finding-help/

i own the welovefine wayward vagabond t-shirt

Sorry your autistic and cant only like garbage, but some people still dont like you or your sleepy friend there. Who also hates you and your dog dick slop

Big E should be a rogue first guardian who tried to design 20 "Perfect" Sburb players and now the horrorterrors are after him

Anon. Not all paraphilias are disorders. You fucking imbecile. This is like saying everyone who eats food is an addict, because food addiction is a psychiatric disorder. You, colossal dumbass that you are, cannot differentiate from a non-disordering paraphilia with a disordering one.

Bard of Light

I'm always a goddamn bard

*can
yeah he wouldnt go this hard defending you, so I would lower the "better than you attitude" bc you must be contrarian in every aspect of your small life

You're here, so you absolutely, undeniably revel in garbage. You are just pretending that your garbage is somehow more valuable or more distinguished.

nta, but how does beign a hypnophile impact his life negatively? what would a shrink do for him? make him stop liking hypnosis?

Troon Egbert :3
(I mean she’s technically real, but only as a silohuette)

This

im not namefag that no one cares about X im namefag no one cares about Y

And they wonder why generals are banned

Ignoring the truth is a bad sign, anon. His fetish isn't anal, it's something that is harmful to both himself, seeing as it's an impossible fetish that keeps flooding his mind, and one that hurts other (potential) partners, since somnophilia has a high chance of him having sex with them, without consent.

based but that is not terezi

Yeah, but I am cool and people actually like me. I know because no one has to defend me.

played before

failed

new try he's locked in as being as pragmatic, cold and calculating as possible

still fails

Because he was supposed to learn and grow not stagnate, Sburb is about growth

Anon. Fucking think for a moment. It's not harmful to himself, regardless of its possibility, because it DOES NOT INCUR HARM. Anal is LITERALLY more harmful at a base rate because at the very least, that can damage your rectum. Hypnoguy in his own words doesn't go for somnophilia, which is a very distinct notion about having sex whilst sleeping. He claims to be an asexual and that his interest in sleep is pure fixation and fascination rather than erotic indulgence.

Slueth is a Page of Mind.

fixation isn't harmful because it just isn't, okay???

Right. I'm sure.

fixation is harmful because it just is, okay???

woooooow look at that non argument go

PI is a lord of space
AD's imagination is too low for a classpect

An imperial doomed session getting scratched and then turning into like, the backdrop for a more widespread 40k session sounds fucking sick actually.

There's no argument to be had against someone denying commonly known truths. You wanna hide from reality, which makes sense.

So you descend to religion as your argument. Very well, but go be a cultist somewhere else.

put on your trip so you can be filtered
just let him talk to himself, mr. brick wall has to have the last say on everything because he cant destroy his body with E fast in peace

Psychiatry isn't a religion, anon. I know you got mad at mommy and daddy for taking you to church every sunday when you were little, but your own religious trauma doesn't apply to everything else. Projection like that is, of course, also unhealthy.

homestuck.com gives a 503 error

Bros...are we finally free??

i'm not seeing enough trolls in here

redhead dave

its rare but i like it

The trip was made in an agreement and that agreement was broken from the other end. As such it shall never be used beyond clarification as proof of identity, which is hardly required now.

It's been dead for like, a month.

No no anon, THE LORDE hath spoken, the one truth that having something you think about more than once in your life is unhealthy, is KNOWN. It is known. It is known. It is known. (Nods enthusiastically.) It is known. It is known. It is known. It is known. (Nods enthusiastically.) It is known.
Bee tee dubs, we're all so very unhealthy for being here as it demonstrates a psychosexual fixation upon Homestuck.

So you got mad at no one talking to you lol you really are a child.

John deserves so much.
He deserves a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
He deserves to be at the wheel of a large automobile
He should be happy to let the days go by!

Who cares the unofficial collection is better anyway

I already know that anon. Doubling down on paraphilias isn't good, thoughever.

Look at that reply, even. Repeating yourself like that, getting so perturbed over someone (rightly) pointing out that paraphilias are harmful, that's a clear sign of a disorder.

an agreement and that agreement was broken

what agreement, no one here knows what you're even talking about. why do you think we keep up with your boring lore or care

no trolls only debate about sexuality, fuck damn we did turn into tumblr

jaderose

Dogwater ship.

The agreement was I get to post my material in Anon Babble as always, under my trip so it would be filtered and ignored. Then arguments continued and my presence was disputed further despite it, demonstrating that the trip was of no consequence.

Paraphilias are not inherently harmful, and you cannot simply assert that as an axiomatic truth. Your believe that it is "agreed upon" is religious in nature.
The repetition, by the by, is for emphasis. It's a rhetorical technique. I'm amazed I have to explain this for you, as I imagine you must be new to english.

As an asmr enthusiast I believe him.

This is why you don´t try to minmax ectobiology.

The chaos gods as trolls:

Slansh Extasy - Fuchsiablood - Witch of Heart

Khorne Bloodi - Rust Blood - Knight of Rage

Tzetch Weaver - Teal Blood - Heir of Mind

Nurgle Poxiss - Olive Blood - Bard of Life

Also

Belkor Shadar - Indigo Blood - Prince of Void

Vashtr Smythe - Gold Blood - Mage of Doom

THIS guy has the proper conduct. You see everyone? This is all you have to do. This is all your complaints need to be. Say you don't like it, whatever, move on. Don't try to police. Don't try to assume some kind of ironic psychoanalyst role to troll me out of existence. (That sure as shit isn't going to work.)
Be like this guy. I approve of his demeanor.

Ad homninems don't really help your attempt to convince me you weren't having a meltdown with that post. Then again, I don't think I can expect anything else out of someone so damaged as you. Like a spiteful mutant, trying to spew his own poison to everyone else possible. Btw, ever looked into whether you have gender dysphoria?

Ohoho, anon is venturing into his first attempts at riposte! Unfortunately you fell into one of the classic blunders! I am only INSULTING you. I am not performing ad hominem. I am not saying you are wrong because you are an utter fool, I am simply describing how you are wrong, and calling you an utter fool besides. You can't just hide behind the shield of "ad hominem" because I called you names, dear chap.

Well, theres Perpetuals and just about all of them known Big E at one point and got sick of his shit.

Big E is their Dirk.

words words words

also lying

Shameful conduct.

fugg anime style looks cool

Oooh, gaslighting. Now we're getting one step more advanced. So you believe your truths are self-proving, then? Or do you have an "everyone" on hand to demonstrate how the common knowledge that paraphilias are axiomatically damaging to human happiness and health?

Duncan fails the God Emperor of dune

forces the Scratch

we 40k timeline now

all those previous players Emps had been leading are now stuck in a dying, glitched session that is warping multiverse space around it, they mad and broken

he calls it the warp and now he has to undo it before it infects all paradox space

that might get me to want to fuck karkat, artist ?

Testing

They certainly make a lot of dogwater together

this is why this fandom will never get a general

mentions DSM-5

then ignores it when it suits him despite Specified Paraphilic Disorder being in that very book

Very embarrassing. Shaking my head right now.

wow thanks karkat

call me when they make nepeta

Why do the people who need mental help the most deny the DSM or therapists in general? Does self reflection scare them that much?

Here, I'm too lazy to retype it, so you get a copy paste.

Anon. Not all paraphilias are disorders. You fucking imbecile. This is like saying everyone who eats food is an addict, because food addiction is a psychiatric disorder. You, colossal dumbass that you are, cannot differentiate from a non-disordering paraphilia with a disordering one.

Now actually address it or we'll get in a rut.

gets prototyped

the epilogues are much better than A6A6I5

Probably. It's really hard to admit you have a problem, God knows it was for me. Like, just look at who's just denying everything in that book despite that guy displaying the clearest traits of it.

Ea__s__y Pea___s__y M__eth___od
Read it

It's TTS all over again

its canon the fucked in the Davesprite timeline

4:11

One job

Anon. The "clearest trait" of Other Specified Paraphilic Disorder is DISTRESS OR IMPAIRMENT. It has to actually impact your life to even qualify as a disorder.
If your quality of life is working just fine with your fetish, it's not valid OSPD.

Is incest really a problem when genetics are an afterthought?
Is it as hot without the problems?

You know, it's actually crazy how despite Homestuck's music being so erratic, it still has a definite style and feeling that you can just tell. When you're listening to HS music, You Just Know that you are.
It's so prevalent that I can tell when a track's artist was inspired by its music.
Shit like this. I Just Know™. youtube.com/watch?v=ypPChErKvpE
Anyone else have any other examples? A lot of this soundtrack fits it imho, but I'm looking for more.

Doubling the autism of the thread single-handedly by posting a hoi4 mod btw.

NTA but you spent a good chunk of this thread going back and forth about paraphilias/defending a rando and not having fun in a homestuck 4/13 thread. maybe step back and do something else

that magnificent tummy

this the place for my seed to grow into my offspring

it doesn't affect his life despite him saying that psychiatrists ruined his life and how he hates them all in the Anon Babble thread a few months ago

It's okay anon.

There's a timeline where Homestuck is good.

No anon, I enjoy internet arguments. This is me having fun. I am actually greatly enjoying myself here, there is a smile on my face, my neurons are firing. I'm doing little aspie bouncies with my feet and everything.

I love sharing a community with fellow architects.

Perhaps I missed that, I'm not in every single thread.

Unavoidable when you have shit like Caliborn actively looking forward to Jane getting more plump.

The human session they're opposing-

Emps Neothan - Heir of Hope (or Lord)

Isha Taldeer - Slyph of Life (or Muse)

Cego Harqin - Mage of Mind

Wisp Ynnead - Prince of Doom

Auna Tauvaa - Maid of Blood (or Muse)

Leof Votann - Seer of Space

Anon, the Eldar obviously are another, Big Es session would be the other Perpetuals.

Prospitcest would have saved homestuck, look into your heart you know this to be true

I kinda wish Vast Error didn't introduce like 30 random niggas in the visual novel spinoff that then 'matter' like once a blue moon. They should have just been so far in the past that they didn't even show up anymore. Too many niggas.

Yeah, hypno guy has alot of issues, that he proudly shares in several threads. He did mention his name once, but denies it, he legit goes thru phase where he says a ton of personal shit about himself and forgets he said it. He DOES need professional help and might overshare too much one day. Many people pointed this out but he just lashes out at anons, which is why he isnt very liked.

So no, it isnt just because of his hypo fetish, theres more going on

1979 Xillennial.

He's actually very close to Maddox, Brian Lee O'Malley, and Jhonen Vasquez. I've flirted with the idea of compiling a profile on this cohort for about a year now, but doing random bullshit always took precedence.

To save Homestuck you have to make sure Davekat never happens.

Does my boy Jaques Draco get in on it?

I hate the perpetuals

vanera

I want to have SEX with VANERA and I want her to SPIT on me!

Yeah, but they´re the best fit for a Big E session for better or worse, nobody said he isn´t hard carrying their clusterfuck of a session.

That’s her deadname, her TRVE PLAQVONYM reads “Ruby Elizabeth Strider Harley”

As god intended

Dave and Davesprite would fuse and would fuck Jane

There’s so many asses to kick in
Homestuck I declare the next year the Year of Ass Kicking

I could have stopped it if people fed me genius juice in 2012

I say it more Ordee versus Chaos loke in Fantasy.
Trolls are chaos gods
Humans are order gods

Will we ever get good quality figurines? Like those posable ones? Pic unrelated

Thank you anon, I'll be waiting.

i think whoever first came up with tentabulges should suffer

this fucking quiz

I get Mage of Heart every goddamn time, I AM NOT MEULIIIIIIIIIN

What the fuck was this comic even about anyway? What was the message?

Wasn't it Hussie xirself, since he mentioned bone bulges and the aliens SURELY aren't just grey humans?
Never pull out. Always go for the prize. Develop a life-long addiction to grey meat.

It's hard. Being a kid and growing up. It's hard and nobody understands.

once you go gray you never stray

Life, uh, finds a way

And so do writers with a little too much of a fetish.

Alright, which caste fucks the best? Which one is the HOTTEST?

My bets on the Rusts.

Obviously a little spider that bites you and fills your blood with sleeping drugs. Unfortunately the sleep aid also as a hallucinogenic, so you see the world around you melt away and spiral as you can only focus on Vriska, who is morphing more and more into the shape of what you desire the most in a woman.

Rich kid psychopaths are better and smarter than you and you should do what they want

Personally, it's gotta be the jadebloods. All of them are just pure sex. Rust is a good choice though.

What would Big E's classpect be anyways?

Dude. Get off the PC. Go jerk off and then come back after you're spent. Fuckin' freak.

Agreed, Rusts live fast and die young
Also don't they literally have higher body temperatures?
Jade are perfect for marriage not fucking around with

Lord of Doom.

Bard of Doom. He's gotta be doom.

Jade are perfect for marriage

If you say so.

Jades ultimately are up there, but also for the most part the more classy ones while the Rusts default state is being down fucking bad.

jades, rusts, olives.

jadeblood breeding school learning to FUCK

If your wife isn't the hottest woman in the world to you, you're ngmi.

perceives that everything will be fucked in the future

goes on a crusade to save mankind from chaos

chaos strikes back and destroys him

ironically mankind manages to live on in his imperium, but only because they go against his beliefs in the most extreme way possible

Bard of Doom

Is anyone going to promstuck?

promstuck.com/

I’d turn her on… ;)

I think it's time. The thread hit the bump limit, after all.

Im still upset that right after the scratch I had to slog through 4 more character introductions, yet this time they were filled with angst instead of just retardation. Whoever thought this was a good idea for the story right at the peak of the action deserves to be shot.

acts 1-4 are very millennial

Still not nearly as much of a sudden stop as Openbound.

We told you nothing after [S] Cascade is worth reading.

Prince of Light

Caliborn is straight up the best character in the fucking comic and only Doc Scratch even comes close, get real.
It's literally all worth it for him.
Now check this pic of him as a black. Pretty cool.

ogay

Is there anything that feels like Homestuck? There's so much better media out there but nothing has ever made me feel the way watching [S] WV: Ascend for the first time has.

Caliborn's not at all worth it even if you actually think he's good enough. I never did, never will, and feel no sympathy.

Brown bloods obviously they're the largest breeding demographic in the empire. They have the bods, they have the asses, they have the [genitals of your choice], and they USE them baby.

Undertale and Deltarune are its closest cousin. If you vibe with them, they can be fantastic experiences.

Imagine Homestuck with Caliborn in Act 5 interacting with characters more interesting than the Alpha kids.

they have the [genitals of your choice]

It's like I was suddenly transported into a y/n reader insert fanfic from ao3 for a moment.
Do breeding demographics even matter when it's all just a soup?
That'd be really cool but I also don't think any of them would have been enablers like Dirk was, and his talks with Dirk were very funny. John beating the shit out of a poor neurodivergent Caliborn was peak John thoughbeit.

The universe is too small for the two of us. Go make your own.

there’s nothing wrong with paraphilias

Oh my God you’re defending pedophilia and besteality good fucking lord.

I'd love to but I'd have to fly to america and I don't think it fits in my schedule

It's okay. Everyone is allowed to be retarded.

In abstract, so long as it causes no harm, I do not subscribe to the idea of thoughtcrime. Even in these cases.

it's sadomasopedorobonecrobestiality all over again

damn i got banned from the universe, bummer

Do breeding demographics even matter when it's all just a soup?

It shouldn't but brownbloods still pop out at nearly a 3:1 ratio with everyone else so they're doing something right.

I got Prince of Light.

Nice.

You don't have to be a faggot disparaging everyone who disagrees with you.

the destroyer of/fated to be destroyed by fame, fortune, knowledge and relevance

An E-girl will ruin your life and then you'll murder her in revenge

help me i have the GRAY FLU and i'm invading ALTERNIA because of it

do I really have to kill her?

NO LITTLE BOY
DON'T GO FOR PURPLEBLOODS!
THEY'LL SHOVE JUGGALO JUICE CANS UP YOUR ASS!

Kind of proud of the fact I have all the books

problemsleuth

whatpumpkin hs releases

viz homestuck

epilogues

paradox spave 1+2(bought the second one from a mexican lady off reddit)

how to draw anime

wise guy

pony pals

some of them took some time to track down.

I miss when this comic was fun
And creative
And actually funny

Let him go, thats just natural selection taking its course.

You could just destroy her career

Brain damage

purplebloods' death cult

natural

god that austin guy is such a fucking loser. If he wasnt friends with artists no one would read his stupid comic, and almost no one does anyways, they just look at the pretty pictures

Willingly going to them is natural selection because it sorts out the idiots with a death wish.

Xamag is wasting her artistic abilities on that trash heap of a comic.

Do it boy!
Get you that 12ft amazonian bugfu!
Impregnate her!
Get butt-pregnant with her larva!
Hatch them in a horrifying Gigeresque way!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ok did it again, got mage of space this time

Anon anyone with a real creative bone in their body has fucking left at this point.

I this board had stickers, I'd post :right:

そうでしょう!!

The comic is GOOD and I like the WRITING. You are a NIGGER. I will RAPE you.
Also yeah considering how much bullshit it has, people would have dropped it if it didn't at least have good art in some sections. Like the whole Dead Shufflers section. Literally the only good thing to come from it was the music. vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/made-for-spades

Do it a third time, triangulate. See what your three results have in common then see if those things can all be found represented better in another class.

homestuck hype moments and aura compilation

prisounebound

Based

its a fucking crime that shes now drawn much more VE art than HS. The HS2 team should beg her to come back (although I like a lot of the current hs2 are more than beanmode)

Her

hussie at his basedest.

I knew it was over for VE when I tried to find a recap for act 2 and no one made it. You cant even find people discussing the comic anywhere online, just fanart and ships. Thats mostly true for homestuck now too, but at least the reddit has actual plot discussions in between that shit once in a while

Xamag's beanmode art is very bad, to be honest.

sauce me up

captcha:D8SPA

ok i guess im nepeta now

Thank you, they both deserve happiness

I want to know what my nigga Calder is planning to do, and what's up with that painting of the woman, but they're spending time having Arcjec and Taz yap about cigarettes.

based

Fellow Lightbro

Perfect opportunity to turn her into my housewife

Her

It's not, really. Honestly more visually interesting characters. And the further away she stays from anything HS2, the better. That trashfire of a comic should die already.
Due to it being a newer comic, most of the people talking about it either post on twitter or discord. That's how it goes for anything new. Same shit happened to Homeskillet before it fucking died.
God I miss homeskillet.
Actual official art that was posted on the deconrecon twitter and then deleted 30 minutes later.
Well, considering who he's in leagues with, we can only assume. We don't know enough about what the final goal of Alpocalypse's group actually is. Just kill the other players? Somehow taint the process of recreating what's her name? Do something else to let the naughtfather in? Who the fuck nows.

Here is your E-Girl

you're right, sorry

First reply was meant for I am left raped.

in hs2 it was, but when it evolved to the middle ground between heromode and beanmode that it is in VE it looks quite nice imo

Thus destroying the light in her life, good job!

You know what would've saved the comic? If Rose played the FUCKING rain like she was supposed to.

So it is Horrorterrors, who are responsible for the Homestuck to go into shit. Makes sense.

Due to it being a newer comic, most of the people talking about it either post on twitter or discord.

I know im becoming an oldfag, but if the discussion doesnt reach a more permanent and longform medium (blog, website article, youtube video etc) I have trouble taking it seriously. There are a total of 2 analysis videos on youtube discussing VE, and both of them are by friends of the creators

considering who he's in leagues with

Is he, though? It seems more likely to me he's playing them for his own gain. But maybe I'm biased because he's my favourite and I want him to be on top.

What was that one fanventure where she actually does? Crow?

Ummmm no stupid
Her arc was not having a arc

serpaz doesn't get enough art

no data structures for assholes

I know in Altstuck she does.

Arcs aren't real
Time is a flat circle
*vomits in own hat and wears it*

(Sorry for shit screenshot)

I wish ellsee had more porn she is so fucking sexo

More upset I having tracked down Sassacres Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery.
are there any more real books Im forgetting that I should track down?

time is a flat circle

That's his fault for not working out post game

Homeskillet was kino, feelsbad that Cole has insular discord induced mental illness and thus keeps sperging out and deleting/abandoning stuff he makes

Well there's also tumblr.
I think he isn't. He's basically feeling ostracized by his friends, no? And Edolon's a pretty good speaker and cult leader when he isn't having his faggot distress moments, so he probably did manage to convince him by making him feel wanted. It wouldn't even be hard.
Now, this would be easier to tell if we actually KNEW what happened between them all. From him refusing Arcjec's attempts to mend the relationship and how he talks in generael, it does feel like he also feels like he was unjustly victimized. Perfect situation to get groomed by a cultist. ESPECIALLY considering his self-aggrandizement and the whole Seadweller's Burden thing he has going on.
Is that what caused it? I thought it was his grandpa dying that did him in.

Any links to public circles discussing it? Genuinely curious. I can deal with extreme lefties but I draw the line at anyone saying

VE is actually WAY BETTER than HS EVER WAS

Probably the grief that caused the insularity and then both of them did him in.

I hate the inclusion of the beforus troll in the story but my gawd does Meenah make my dick hard

It looks like you don't understand Hussies expert deconstruction of the concept of having a story in your story

DDOTA

the more time has passed, the funnier I find it that the latter 10 dancestors are giant fucking losers. I know its not canon but I've begun to imagine that during their game they were more normal and well rounded and in the millenia in the bubbles they flanderized themselves

None of them do. Except Murrit, and everyone keeps making him a fucking nigger. The average VE fan artist needs to get KILLED. All the shit they draw is so UGLY. FUCK!
I don't have any links, but they ought to be easy to find. It's the public discord server, random xitter communities for it and generally the tags for VE.

they barely do anything so why even get mad at them? Oh no, that damn Latula took away 1 page of screentime from my favorite character, Jane

Too many cat

the latter 10 dancestors are giant fucking losers.

implying meenah and aranea aren't

Fuck it anon your genuine appreciation for this comic and the fact Im finishing up a post-canon readthrough have convinced me to give VE another chance, thanks for the motivation.

No see becoming a fat lazy nothing is what GOOD characters do.

I think a lot of people get pissed off because the fandom treats the like important characters because they played sburb and round out the alpha/beta troll/kid duality but yeah, in retrospect theyre just some losers confined to an intermission and crowdshots, basically the felt but with more dialogue.

Because openbound was a boring waste of time

It's fun worldbuilding, learning about a whole new cast of characters and their parallels to the trolls and humans

I'm really glad, I actually really enjoyed the comic a lot, mostly due to the relation and character interactions. And the backstories too. Jentha and Taz's backstories are probably the best part of the comic so far.
Just remember. The start REALLY sucks. It gets going around when Arcjec and Ellsee collaborate to get the game actually going.

Let him cook.

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THE JANNIES ARE ONTO US

It is not objectively fun, I did not have fun. It was a tedious way to present worldbuilding and the characters were fapbait at best.

Don't insult the Felt like that.

me when I am trapped within my abode

what adventure time character is this

Woah whoah whoa
Crowbar doesn't smile, ever

someone post the hussie comic where it says nigger

It was a really odd decision for HS2 to give Jade enormous tits that constantly are almost falling out of her dresses, what message about metanarratives was Hussie trying to say with it?

Jade is just a big titty kinda gal

I thought the only time hussie wrote it was on Daves blog

Such is her fate

You've got a good point there, about Calder being in the perfect mindset to be manipulated.
Re-reading his chat with Edolon, it's clear Calder isn't entirely down with the clowns, calling them "nutcases" and "your cult", but at the end he does ask, almost meekly, to be instructed by Edolon, so he doesn't seem to be in control as much as I had hoped.

Cult leader grooming someone into becoming a cult leader who then proceeds to groom someone else into joining the cult. It's pretty kino.
I hope Sestro fucking decapitates him.

So we jumping over into the south park thread?

wait the hypno fetishest actually makes shit?

no he just says he does and never shows it

How can you say this shit and claim youre a functional human being

Homestuck 2 question: are the bots permanent? The narrative framed them like they were, but that was 2 creative teams ago. Also, they are almost certainly an Earthbound reference, and those kids switched back from the bot bodies to their original ones right?

Slyph of light, somehow Aranea. Which honestly doesn't make sense
As said, it's a personal journey. So let's see what I got, I know things I probably shouldn't and associate myself with water and clockwork. When thinking about it hard I realized I would probably be a seer. First I thought my aspect was void, then rage, and now I think is time. Witch fit seers not using their aspects correctly at all

700+ replies

What the actual fuck??

The people yearn for the homestuckslop.

I have to disagree on rusts given Aradia is an extreme outlier, so im going to say ceruleans.

I think I had to work last 4/13, was the thread not bumpin this hard last year?

fun time

Hussie still mandates things for the "creative team". Anytime they tell you things will be different they're not.

now you fags are just making me feel bad for missing out >:/

which fucking sucks, when Hussie's most consistent skill is his dialogue. Say what you will about the epilogues, unless theyre talking about a ship, the characters still mostly sound like themselves. With this team you have John talking about emotional cheating and polyamorous relationships

The day is young anon, and the mods should at least allow us another thread for the BC update, maybe more if we play nice.

the characters still mostly sound like themselves

I never laughed at a single joke in the epilogues, so no.

You know how when you don't masturbate for a long time the next time you jack off you come really hard?
Its like that, but for talking about a webcomic.

I wasn't defending my own functionality anon, I'm quite aware I am an individual of both esoteric appeal and outright perverse desires. I do not require approval.

the characters still mostly sound like themselves

Nigga the characters stopped feeling like themselves mid-way through the original comic.

I laughed at dave telling Obama he's gay, but the funniest part was Jake shitting his pants, I thought that was fucking hilarious.

You're an imbecile.

Its no replacement for the early acts, but rose, john, and dave(when hes not talking to karkat) sound more like their early act counterparts than they had in a long time

dave's bro was pretty cool sucks that he's a homo

he dropped the hard r in a TSO comic

He ran a gay porn website it's not that surprising

ooo aaa incest porn )))

wrong thread

anon Anon Babble is a blue board
but I will not report you cause trips

I'm not calling it high art but I think this is a little funny, better than anything in hs2

is that a... PENIS IN A VAGINA???
AAAAHHHHH SAVE ME JANNYMAN

This just reads as stupid. And not in a fun way.

No one can write Dave except 2009-2011 Hussie. I've never seen good Dave writing in any fanventure, even ones with good character writing for everyone else.

I'd argue a lot of proper homestuck borders on that. I'd say this excerpt is more funny than most of the bucket jokes that tumblr fans thought were the peak of comedy

I see good dave in porn.

The kind of introspection needed for that is beyond most people, even those who try. While the quizes are somewhat vapid or misguided they invite the quiz taker to consider things about themselves or other topics that they wouldn't otherwise which sheds some light on some aspects of the person they might not know or learn of otherwise.

because he simply was the character in those years. Once he stopped being him, everything he or anyone else tried to write as him was inauthentic. You nailed it by saying 2011, even in the early act 6 intermissions he already felt off

best pairing

Poor Jade... knotting and nutting inside of Rose several times every single day...

I AM STICKING MY DICK IN MUSTARD

Because Dave himself stopped being A Good Character by the end of act 5.

dave was always annoying

t. Diamonds Droog

His raps were annoying but funny

Is it because he's an entertaining character or is it because he wants to fuck Jade?
Why am i even asking this question? I already know which answer you are going to give me

there is still some things to look foward to Like Hussie OD'ing and dying a pathetic death and beeing sent to hell to be Raped by Vriska he loved so dearly.

I'm like if that dudes black I'll eat my hat

kino

Don't mourn for her. This is her destiny.

Dave sucks

Is that you, Andrew? Is this me?

We’re on page 10 who cares.
Anyway who wants to goon on the Anon Babble hsg with me

the answer to both is olives

I'd say olives are more built for moirallegience.

These are not the beta kids and Roxy, they sound nothing like them.

What is this from?

You can be an entertaining character and want to fuck Jade, look at Karkat.

nta but since its the candy timeline thats technically just them talking how calliope would think they would talk

best character

Now they'll punish her with a perma-knotting and everyone will know her shame forever...

She was denied her promise being a Strider-Vantas cumdump and paradox space wept

He's the Philip of Homestuck.

Answer the question then. Is porn Dave a entertaing character or not?

cuck

Yeah.

unfortunately I am way more turned on by an eternally-frustrated Jade who is driven insane by her penis and keeps impregnating girls over it

I WILL USE IT

i have so many fantrolls

Why is Dave's portrayal only good in porn? Show me some exemples of good Dave writting

I can't, this is a blue board.

but father how coul-

you can’t say that while posting the best of girls from hiveswap you fucking fuck

Even if the thread got really weird about it, happy 4/13.

bd always wrote him well.

Give me artists names then.You also didn't answer the first question

Absolutely fucking not.

Is BreedingDuties your only exemple? Do you have any other artists to name?

I can because I love her, but as a friend.

happy 4/13 to you too One day it will all end
youtube.com/watch?v=R4xWbRBLj2I

nah i think I'm posioned by the amount of shity hour long essays I watch, thus, seer. That is the manifestation of a seer-selfdestructivness so the planet story would be me getting out of the funk. Stop being overwhelmed by all the minute details I keep noticing and not talking. I think overall my planet quest would be something relating to fixing com towers and talking to people. Learn how to function with in and not just get angry.

passionate cocoon-collapsing grubmaking pale sex with polypa

well i want to fuck her and you can’t do anything about it.

happy 4/13, have a good day
last for SERPAZ

What a fun thread. See you over at

free my nigga spades slick

Absolutely yes, sorry Hussie. Your creative team is shit at everything, but especially writing Dave.

You know what? I can respect it.

Eternal knotting punishment that Rose eventually finds happiness and contentment with..

MATESPRITSHIP WITH VANERA

Personally, I blame 8lue 8itches.

wwalks into thread

Oooh wrong reply ooo aaah

Your idolatry of BD and his hideous wax golems go too far. His writing is shit, and the fact that he gives you your pathetic shipping is not a valid defense of it.

Is BreedingDutie the only exemple of good Dave writing in porn? Do you have other exemples?

I laughed more at anything breedingduties wise than the entirety of NuHomestuck because NuHomestuck isn't funny.

If you ever see someone play as this in a Gmod server, bully the ever loving shit out of them.

Here's a proper end to the thread.