Who would win this fight?

On one side, we have a Purple Hand gang leader, the infamous prankster "master" (even though he's an amateur), on other - one of the most badass kids in history, leader of Dinmakers who owns a dog named Gnasher.
It's a fist fight.

Their mum's should kiss.

When the FUCK are these hack going to go down the Beyblade and Bakugan rabbit hole!?!?!?

Dennis the Menace is for Dennis the Menace

Dennis the Menace would easily solo Horrid Henry.

Dennis has a sense of honor amongst kids that would leave him an open target for Henry who has the malic and conviction to cause actual harm

malice*

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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DCfags will unironically try to convince you that this is more impressive...

...than this.

So in the last thread, we discovered that the wank about DC's cosmology being so absurdly vast was a lie all along and it's just a regular multiverse with a couple higher realms. What exciting developments will come next?

What if I'm unimpressed by either?
You still gonna cry?

ENTERRRRRRRRR

gtfo, it's just two toons fighting, not your superheroic ass

so last thread we [headcanon and cope]

a regular non-infinite multiverse, meaning it's easily outsized by many, many other verses

>so last thread we [headcanon and cope]

Just as the thread before that one, and the one before that, ... in fact these threads have never been anything but headcanon and cope.

Nigga I thought I told you. There are 196,883 multiverses in the DC omniverse. That's all. It's not even infinite.

In fact this scene clarifies that infinity in DC is always hyperbole.

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2d pieces of paper

So from this am I supposed to believe that these characters can yeet entire galaxies at eacother or is the entire cosmology of Gurren just a giant 2d sheet of paper that gets no diffed by scissors

KINGtos would solo everyone in these photos BTW.

Did you know the entire DC multiverse only houses quadrillions of people?

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Woah you mean to say that all these years of people saying comics get unjustifiably wanked were right all along? That can’t be…

Kyle still stomps Simon so it really doesn't matter

I discard all setting based scaling. I refuse to engage with metaphysics.

Simon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Perpetua >>>>> WL Kyle > Ion >> GL Kyle

series has characters destroy star sized planets, pull the entire Earth through a screen, and survive on the surface of the sun

Invinciblebros… why does the object show have far better feats then us?

How is Simon stronger? You have an imaginary playground and nothing else.

the JPGverse

birds did it better

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Hm interesting yet Kylenigs still haven’t posted a single feat that would imply he doesn’t get nodiffed by Simon.

Hm interesting KyleCHADS aren't posting feats of him ripping paper in half. He must not be able to

Darkseid is city block level.

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Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann appeared in Super Robot Wars

Godzilla appeared in Super Robot Wars

Godzilla fought King Kong

King Kong got amped by a Green Lantern ring

Kyle also has a Green Lantern ring

they're both equal

Are we using this as the actual thread?

isn't Apokolips in a higher dimension that requires specific tech to travel to? that's higher dimensional city block level

You still haven't posted Kyle doing anything. You HAVE spent the last 2 days coping over Chadmon's feats, though.

Total bird victory.

Total bird vic-ACK!

Look at him, so moody and cheerful explaining a big nerf that allows Goku to solo their verse.

what does appearing in the same game have to do with anything?

If Star Wars and the Force are as strong as the Legends content have framed it to be, then is the Death Star just "We have Vader at home" instead of anything actually impressive? And if that is the case, then why did they both trying to make another one if it is so much less efficient?

Myx is 5D in name only since more then 4 higher dimensions exist that are below the 5th dimension in DC that actually qualify as 5D unlike the actual 5th dimension in DC

There's a story in the back of my mind where Supergirl went to Apokolips without a Boomtube adjusting her size and she was about the size of a Barbie Doll compared to Granny Goodness. I don't imagine they're any bigger than Monitors, whose nanobot probes were the size of small mountains in the regular universes

Chief VS Doomguy so uninteresting that its being completely ignored

Grim

the Death Star was still impressive at the time, it was only later when fuckers got strong enough to be compared to 3 Death Stars

Why wasn't him in Bowsee vs Eggman?

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because he got beaten by base Knuckles despite having a super form

We all know Cortana is going to carry.

We peaked with KINGtos being crowned the undisputed number 1 in all verses.

Well Planetary was written in the 2000s (I think), in the death metal arcs they went back to confirming it was infinite, but yes the DC multiverse was smaller then

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That guarantees it will get more views than kratos vs asura

It took Doomsday centuries to adapt to that one bird btw.

There's nothing to talk about.

Chief is stomping. There's not much to say

Everyone knows Slayer gapes Chief nowadays, so there’s nothing to talk about except shitpost.

oh yeah. right tops, left bottoms

He g-got beaten

Did HE? Cuz to me it sounds more like he's one of the ones that won.

Great Value Dennis The Menace VS the OG

Not Gonna Make It In Beano Town

That's not from planetary. That comic is from 2024. Since you haven't read it you're not qualified to comment further.

Perfect Peter solos both

We don't know anything. How hard they'll lean into Doom Slayer's "lore" or if they'll use Halo Legends, whether AI will play a part, whether Master Chief will get a weird gestalt of all the weapons he's ever wielded or just the most iconic ones, and so on

Doom Slayer will never be this happy.

Multiverse is merely 4D

Too easy

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If it's canon it goes. So all of Chiefs new buffs make him stomp Slayer more. Honestly even Halo 1 Chief no diffs

He was once. The demons took that from him hence why they all must die

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Walter white vs Lester nygaard?

don't think too hard about it, just whatever pops into your head first

My meaningless number is bigger!

this is coming from the guy posting 2D pieces of paper as feats

I don't know about happiness but he will definitely not have this much chemistry with anyone for the rest of his grimdark existence

GODS vs FRAUDS

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Did he get any new power level-y stuff in Infinite? It's the one game I didn't play

Getting scared Kylefag?

Not at all. I know Kyle can easily take Simon. Little bitch can't do much if he drains his spiral energy.

Swap FRAUDnic and CHAD Slayer and this will be accurate.

Forget about Kyle. TTGL (not even STTGL) could just close his thumb and index finger and the DC Earth and its Solar System would just end.

Doomslayer

feats

lol
lmao

Gents. Post the "outerversal" zombie video.

Killed Icon of Sin (universal threat)

Killed Davoth (Creator God of the setting)

Yeah, he’s got the feats. No one’s problem but yours if you think they’re invalid for whatever reason.

The entirety of Defective Comics? Canonically 2D (Below tiering in battleboarding terms)

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so just like every piece of fiction

Nope. Only DC admits to its universe supposedly bring 2D. Every other fictional universe is meant to be at least 4D.

Lobo could just fuck Yoko and Simon would canonically lose all his powers

4th dimensional 2d pictures

FUUUUAAAARRRKKK

Never
They are too prideful

The picture is just a representation. Plus, movies and games are 4D.

that just means icon and davoth are weak bitches that job to a wall level soldier

they’re wall level because I said so

K.

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because it's a lorefest up to the point that their fps elements have become meaningless to the fight

Gokubros we lost to a sub 2D jobber...

Only nuke level

Its over

the comments

lol

Cortana not mentioned at all

Queefbros… I’m getting scared…

They're wall level because I say so.

Ummm I don't know about Davoth but when I played Eternal the premise was that the Icon of Sin was going to generate a black hole to consume the universe if it remained on Earth for a long enough time. But when you fought him he was nowhere near that point, which is why it was like a race against time that you had to take him out before he turned into a black hole. I vividly remember fighting this guy on top of a building and just shooting him with my guns

left floating helplessly by a mere nuke

Chief is so fucked

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i mean, isn't Master Chief calling Cortana into the fight similar to Batman calling the Justice League? it's not a proper summon

Yup, I remember when he canonically did that in the cookbook.

Not exactly depending on the circumstances since she can be part of his armor. The problem with that is she loses all her wacky forerunner wank when with him so it becomes moot

literally zero comments in favor of Chief

Fucking kek

Not exactly depending on the circumstances since she can be part of his armor. The problem with that is she loses all her wacky forerunner wank when with him so it becomes moot

yep. it checks out

Icon of Sin is a universal threat through statements. It never showed any feats beyond city-level destruction.
Davoth was severely weaken in his mortal state, which was the entire point in doing that, so they could kill him.

The picture with the snowflake is from planetary, it’s old

Surely this is leading to a massive upset and they're saving epic lore scaling in the video?

no, official lore in the game doesn’t count

Lol.

weakened

Davoth wasn’t weakened at all you fucking retard.

Ignoring statement wank, pretty sure Doomguy soloing a giant kaiju capable of firing meteors and mass summoning hordes of demons all on his own while on foot with no vehicles or anything is more impressive than anything Chief's done.

so he killed a guy before he made a black hole? kek

Drown "muh statements don't count" troons in a vat of acid holy shit

doomkeks forgetting about Omni-Dock where most people were thinking Bardock had it in the bag

city-level destruction

I'm gonna be honest, man. It had its paws on the building you were fighting him in. It was SLAMMING its hands on the building, pulling out Street Fighter combos and shooting energy at you and nothing happened to the building itself

Show me FEATS, not STATEMENTS
Saying the Icon of Sin is a universal threat means nothing because Doomslayer never fought the Icon of Sin at a "universal level"

majin buu is omnipotent

I am sure they're saving Cortana wank for Chief's main rundown but it's just going to be countered by VEGA / The Father wank. Final reasoning will be

god hax ai with a pretty strong super soldier guy VS god hax ai with a walking god soldier guy

Second form Frieza is universal.

Noooooooo the story saying he’d destroy the universe was just lying it’s not truueee my bussssyyyy

Kill yourself.

to be honest by the time Cortana and Vega finish fighting, Coomslayer would have already slayed Master Coomer

Nappa is boundless

doomfag thinks his precious vsbattles wiki wank has any power here

So there isn't a fundamental DC cosmological system then? Instead it is different depending on the run? In that case we are literally just picking and choosing based upon our agendas?

Reminder the HE solos the Cthulhu Mythos.

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move everyone to the right and it's correct

moron keeps blabing about statements

"I played the game I saw what happened"

Doom Slatterns screech like Revenants from the game they claim to love

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Every fantasycuck author's idea of going 3d+ is just stacking another 3D box next to it and then tweaking muh infinity superscript based on how hard some other capeshit thrashed you earlier.

Actually sweetie, vsbw's scaling is the consensus in battleboarding circles, even DB is starting to copy them now ;)

No, that is from Outsiders. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Just another "DC powerscaler" who has never read the comics.

Davoth wasn’t weakened at all you fucking retard.

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chain scaling to statements isn't feats, learn what words mean

So there isn't a fundamental DC cosmological system then?

those guys never plan ahead, and when they do their writers disobey or throw a fit. zero commitment, zero cohesion
just look up the stories behind the first crisis, zero hour, flashpoint, bart, 52, etc

Asura? Simon, maybe because of the author’s universe statement (but still has way more feats) and Sonic sure but pretty sure Asura is all feats no statements.

Reminder that CHADlhu drove the voters MAD.

That's crazy and all, anyways Halo and Doom are both Destiny victims

"hey dude, you gotta disarm this bomb before it blows up the entire universe!"

*disarms the bomb*

HOLY SHITBALLS BRO! YOU'RE TOTALLY A UNIVERSAL-LEVEL INDIVIDUAL! I KNEEL!!!!

You inbred nigger, you did not actually just post this fucking image like it was an own.

Let me give you an English lesson: he was talking in PAST TENSE and referring to when he was in that light ball thing. When he got his body back he was at full power.

In-game official lore is canon, it doesn’t matter how upset your little bussy gets about it. Devs have even concurred it. Keep crying, cuck.

Remember that any scaling derived from statements don't count and any actual feats don't count unless calculations are submitted and peer reviewed by NASA.

every human that disarms a nuke

AAAHHH SHIEEET

universal being

weakened and sealed away

breaks free with full power

nothing universal about him this time around

Not gonna lie here but this Davoth guy sounds a lot like Perpetua

now it just seems like you're panicing

Wrong. Most reasonable scalers knew it was a lock for Nolan from the start.

No wank at all? How is he going to fight Doom Slayer?

why did he need a mech suit and weapons if he can destroy his entire cosmology?

Fucking Daffy Duck has a Green Lantern Ring.

There's no such a thing as wacky Forerunner wank. Her feats inside the Domain as hers. The Didact had to be stuck inside a time chamber to master that realm.

Nice try

Why does Flash get knocked out by normal humans if he can react within an attosecond?

yeah, it's canon, also irrelevant to their combat strenght. davoth never spawns universes in doomslayer's ass during their fight, the icon of sin isn't shooting universe-devouring gravity beams at him.

Doomslayer solos DC

MY FUARKING HERO.

i didn't ask you about the Flash now did I?

Those normal humans are just faster

This gotta be bait. Post Asura being carried by lore statements.

Death battle : Remember! just because we never seen Kratos do this doesn't mean he can't.

Except the Dark Lord is stronger than every demon Doomguy has fought and that includes a full-power Icon of Sin. You can keep coping, but what happened did happen.

yeah i was baiting, really sonic should 100% be to the right and simon can stay in the left because he doesn't have that many wanky statements compared to feats. but the image is itself bait

Can't wait till the next games where he goes even beyond omniversal Davoth. No joke either. The "Mysterious Entity" that threw a sperg fit when Doomguy bodied Khan Makyr was confirmed to be beyond Davoth

So he's... LARGE building level?

i figured that it was man to man because it was "ritual combat" like the Father said. so that's why Davoth despite being a supposed demiurge fought you with a mech suit, turrets and shit

modern dennis beats the shit out of him
classic dennis leaves him in a hole in the ground

The dumbass who made this tried to post this same meme on death battles Reddit and got it roasted into Oblivion by everyone in the comment section. He later had to admit he never played Asura Wrath. Which cause people to roast them even harder.

just

Show me Davoth's feats then.
I'll even give you the definition since you seem to be struggling.

feat: a deed notable especially for courage

an act or product of skill, endurance, or ingenuity

the icon of sin was already at full power. it doesn't power up until it becomes strong enough to body the universe, it's just slow as fuck when it comes to consuming it. no one is arguing that davoth couldn't do something similar given enough time.

Reminder that despite all the butthurt, all the cope, all the seething.... HE STILL WON

He later had to admit he never played Asura Wrath. Which cause people to roast them even harder

Now I’m reminded of that Kratos vs Asura animation copypasta

if you dropped Doom Slayer in the middle of space does he have a way to propel himself forward?

Lost to Agumon.

I'M SO FUARKING POWERFUL I DESTROY 12 MULTIVERSES EVERY TIME I HAVE A MUSCLE SPASM AND 27 EVERY TIME I FART, ISN'T THERE ANYONE WHO CAN STOP ME

He can air dash so maybe?

He can fart so maybe?

You're doing it. You're actually discussing Chief vs Slayer. It's a miracle!

Yes

Probably won’t happen in The Dark Ages since it’s a prequel.

…a fanfiction battle where obscure cookbooks are used and blocking light with your hands makes you MFTL+.

Heroes Bardock blinks away crossover Nolan

Chief is an invincible bio-engineered super soldier

Dies when I accidently walk into 3ft of water

Doom Slayer and invincible mass murderer that slaughters demons in the tens-of-thousands effortlessly across eternity who is feared by hell itself

Dies to a zombie because I went afk

Explain this video game cucks

The Dark Ages

They should have given us a new Quake game instead

biggest feat is in the megatons

How is this a fight?

Explain this video game cucks

game mechanics. just don't let the fall damage guy get close to your post

Kratos

Mark

Who else is on the /dbg/ mount Rushmore?

Cookbooks? Higher than all of capeshit.

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he thinks Mark is anything but a forced meme

I-I'm universal so long as there are no puddles anywhere....

t. Seething Gohanfag

It would be an insult to have him anywhere near KINGtos.

Mark

Not Nolan

t-the mods and cheats are the actual canon...

He's a small dicked korean mutt that gets cucked daily by his whore girl friend thoughbeit.

He's no ones hero except for brown skinned males and kirkman who share the same cuck fetishes.

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>Mark

Get that bitch away from there, mount rushmore is KINGtos, BOUNDLESStos, OUTERVERSALtos and BETTERMANtos

You're right, I guess he's more like Kratos than I thought.

gets out of roosterteeth

immediately starts actually doing merch and figurine collaborations

Was there some kind of restriction?

It's Hamtaro time
How does your hero react?

both are featchads it's just that Ben 10fags wants Alien X to be a statements character

I... I don't believe it. I killed Bardock in one punch. I guess his multiversal scaling couldn't compete with my quaternary Marvel Comics scaling...

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Anon, use your head. Davoth had a physical form at one point and when he got overthrown by VEGA he lost his power. The codex says he was "reduced to whispers". If he was stronger without a physical form then VEGA literally just made him stronger by sealing him away, which makes no sense. It's clear he lost his power when he lost his physical form but got it back when Doomguy revived him.

I'm multiversal with infinite speed but I need dogsleds and can't destroy a mountain

I'm MFTL but can't keep up with vans

I'm multiversal but can't knock out a zombie

I'm multiversal but I need armor and guns to do anything

I'm 6d but Batgirl kicks my ass

I'm star level but I need 4 people to help me destroy a planet

Pretty sure DB are desperate to find ways to make money before the Kickstarterbucks run out.

Protip: If they easily die and burn up to the earth's sun which is one of the mildest stars IRL, than they are truly not multiversal, galaxy or planet buster.

audience throws molotov cocktail and popcorn everywhere

is Steve the only character that has both statements and a feat that puts him at universal but the statement is the more legitimate one compared to the feat?

jack woke

what about lasers through the chest of a Superversal Super Saiyan ahhh forget about it

Beyonderbro. but most of you wouldn't remember him...

but most of you wouldn't remember him

come on, it's not been that long

I remember him, he would've made that new Beyonderfag that was here for awhile kneel

He lost to Bowser.

Ultron.

who would win
One Minute Melee Bowser or One Minute Melee Akuma?

Kal-L

Vandal Savage

Skips

Apocalypse

Sun Wukong

Yamoshi

Merged Zamasu

Divayth Fyr

Dracula

Death of the Endless

Deadpool

God-Emperor of Mankind

Leto Atreides II

Reminder that Immortal wins all his matchups.

How will Doom SISSY’s red light green light abilities factor into his matchup?

JOBnic side character

He can compete with the Laundromat Washing Machine.

Terrarian victim

was able to hurt Nolan and make him bleed

Yep. I'm thinking star level AP and MFTL bare minimum

what's Terrarian's counter against the End Poem being used?

Yep. I'm thinking star level AP and MFTL bare minimum

t. immortal

Genius level intelligence, obviously, because umm demon technology is incomprehensible to the greatest human and angel scientists

He has that but better.

fagon fags have never once provided any evidence that any of their shitters can compete with any Viltrumites

oh shit really?

Moon Lord has “limitless power” and the Terrarian doesn’t kill himself when he deletes worlds like Steve does.

Bower I guess? It's all dependent on a vote and Bowser is probably more popular than Akuma.

the sun is literally among the 5% brightest and largest stars in the galaxy

that's later DBX with the votes

Where does composite Jack Black (every movie/tv/voiced role) scale

Those aren't actually Galaxies btw, it's just spiral energy. We can literally see how big they are compared to their pilots and the Earth and the Anti Spirals homeworld which is always visible. You didn't actually watch it and just saw people make exaggerated fake vs arguments using false information.

"probably"

Don't ignore words just because they harm your argument. The DC multiverse still isn't infinite, but you were wrong to use that number as a statement.

Did you know that image is out of date?

what's the updated image then?

You're coping big time

I accept your surrender.

I know he won't, but I hope Chief wins just for the fun of it.

no argument

They will however falseflag porn and call everybody cuckposters, while also discussing cuckoldry amongst themselves.

not instantly recognising Megamind

WEEBS GET OUT

Great movie. I'm going to watch this movie tonight while fucking my girlfriend's feet.

Sounds good, can I watch?

Should also add to the image the fact that Earth is visible in the spiral space

chief is nuke level

"WTF, how is this even supposed to be a fight?"

tfw doomslayer gets downplayed like hell

please care about Megamind

I am multiversal because I beat the shit out of a girl who was able to destroy multiple infinitely sized realms

Oh and I also won against a goddess who controlled 3 different dimensions, different hells who all encompass infinite magnitudes of souls and space

Plus I can also go head to head against the sages that created Gensokyo, a place literally made from fantasy that encompasses multiple infinities Inside of it

I'm MFTL+++++++++++++ because even my weakest enemies are able to attack me with light, but I never had any problems dodging said attacks

And as a matter of fact I'm also Infinite in speed because I could escape infinite distances múltiple times in the past.

Why is Touhou so STRONG!?

Death Battle wouldn't survive this. They're probably going to wank Chief to 11d.

How is Master Jefe even getting all those weapons they talked about in this video? lol
Luck shit again?

Maclunky.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I will burst my ass laughing if Doom Slayer is weaker than Kratos by Death Battle standards.
Holy SHIT. This is going to be good for memeing in these threads.

Doom Slayer is outerversal because of Columbine wads

Nuke is only used to gauge the Strength of Hardlight

Doomguy seen breaking a Hardlight sword in Eternal with his bear hands

Uh oh

Godly Trio infighting

Man This is going to be good!

should the difficulty of lifting a weight be considered in scaling or is it just based on pure weight? Cause I'd consider lifting a barbell that equals the weight of a skyscraper much easier than lifting the actual skyscraper since the skyscraper in uneven and you'd need to focus on making sure the building doesn't snap

with his bear hands

Master Chief would kill a bear easily

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dies to a dot

What would be the funniest outcome?

wall level trio

Unlimited Use Flamethrower and Grenade launcher.
Or he just talks to his omnipresent, omniscient AI God Vega to teleport him wherever.

lifting is not strength. it's just lifting, you can cheat it out

Doom Slayer finally being fraud checked.

I see they glazed over the fact that the Spartan II program was originally made by a fascist government to put down separatist movements

It's a fist fight

Well it's Dennis then

Master Chief winning with wank and Doomguy actually ending up being weak

Dennis has a sense of honor amongst kids

LMAO

Chief getting Cortana wank and Doomguy not getting any 2016+ wank. They aren't going to do that though because they are at the whims of fanboys now and they want Doomguy to turbo rape

I will burst my ass laughing if Doom Slayer is weaker than Kratos by Death Battle standards.

I mean..he is. Doom Slayer couldn't take on GODS like Kratos did

Anon he nonchalantly solo'd a super god that would beat all GoW gods simultaneously.

Post Master chief winning against a bear

He [headcanon]

GoW gods far exceed depowered Davoth, even Hermes surpasses infinite

they hated anon because

So, does chief have any shot?
reddit made me root for him out of spite.

Does doom have any numerical extrapolation for amount of universes they can pull? They had to go maximum insanity just to pull about a few million universes for Kratos based off nine realms times whatever they did. With nu DOOM its mostly just general "complex multiverses" and "infinite dimensions" sorta stuff. Unless they count his universe from DOOM 1-64, the 2016 universe, Makyr world, the ancient world, and each particular level in Hell as their own "universe"

Chiefs best scaling comes from Halo 4.

Bungie bros, not like this...

Master Chief does this EVERY SINGLE DAY

Master chief killing Doomguy, only for him to get back up because he had some extra lives which for some unknown reason Hugo actually considers canon.

We know they’re using Modern Doom, and the best feat they could say for Chief is he barely didn’t die to a regular nuke. He doesn’t have a single shot, even Doom’s shittiest feats bury that

Davoth was outerversal. Stop trying to compare him to weak god of war gods.

Samus appears and kills them both

Elizabeth would find some way to get in the middle and fuck everything up.

does that quake 3 game have anything on the number of universes?

This would be funny. That and/or combining "canonical" cheats

Davoth got trapped and betrayed and wasn’t even immortal. Sit down.

If they ignore the lore wank, knowing full well the amount of butthurt it would cause. Especially if they said something deliberately inflammatory like

If Chief was in the Doom Slayer's situation, he would've accomplished just as much, if not more!

Sure he was. Doomguy just surpassed it. Unlike Cucktos whose gods are weak and actually aren't immortal. Greek gods got btfo by normies all the time which is why we have so many stories of them throwing hissy fits over losing.

Meant for

Only wincon is If Forerunner weapons actually work on Doomguy.
Cortana is out because she can't really do shit and is countered by Vega, who can do shit.

Only chance is maximum Cortana Forerunner wank (which would already be bullshit since she can't get that while with Chief) and saying The Father just doesn't counter that. Even that is kinda wonky since Divinity Machine Doomguy should just no sell that anyway.

What feats does "normal" Doom have that surpass the nuke feat

Doomguy? scales to Quake III

They showed the bridge where Cortana fucked the Didact. Don't rule her out.

Actually nerfing Doom.

Let's see...

Coming to a sudden stop after being launched out of a railgun at significant fractions of light speed, and coming out unharmed

Surviving several massive Argent Energy (Energy above absolute Hot) explosions point blank, which were powerful enough to punch holes in the fabric of the universe

Debatably on par with a nuke: Survived in room hotter than the sun without taking damage

Those are the three that come to mind for survivability.

The BFG gun is basically a handheld nuke. It reaches temperatures in the Megakelvin

The feat's for Hardlight, not Johnny Rings.

Surpass

Doomguy casually breaks a hardlight sword with his bare hands

the cookbook says im boundless you know

A-ARE THOSE FALLING ROCKS? TIME TO ESCAPE ON MY INFINITE SPEED DOGSLED

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K, b, c

Calling it now
They'll recreate the climax of Master Chief vs Doomguy only for the Slayer to actually survive the grenade

I highly, highly doubt they will deep dive into full Doom lore wank because it’s simply not needed for Slayer to stomp Chief. All they need to do is mention that Slayer has killed numerous kaiju demons including the Icon of Sin and that Chief is far slower and weaker and has nothing that can save him from the BFG or Crucible.

What's a rematch you'd actually want?
Hard mode: No spite matches.

The fanboys want to hear the Doom wank. Its definitely going to happen which is why they are going to give Chief the Cortana wank to "balance" it only to have Doomguy win anyway because its a rematch fight.

Don’t forget that in 2016 he literally used Argent Cells as power upgrades and each of those cells had more power in them than a nuclear power plant could generate in an entire year.

The BFG is pretty strong, but it's not point blank megaton nuke strong. I do think scaling Chief's handheld hard light shield to that nuke is sketchy at best, too

Goku VS Superman 4: A Quest For Peace

second rule: no that

They didn’t mention Cortana once in the entire preview.

Sub-Zero vs Glacius or Fulgore vs Sektor, purely to get better fight animations

Of course not. They're saving that for the meat of the episode as that's where "Chief's" primary wank and only shot for this match comes from.

is that from a codex?

Hal VS Ben if nothing else but a better animation where if he wins he actually beats Alien X straight up instead of having to pussy out. Also to incorporate other aliens in the fight

Honestly, the only wank I really want to see is them using the Canonical numbers behind the Chaingun from 2016, which has it essentially firing Halo Sniper rounds

Reminds me of old Halo 2 hacker days with people firing barrages of sniper shots all over the map

Has DB ever used a funnier source for wank than the cookbook?

Batman vs Spider-Man. The animation didn't do the fight justice, and I wanna see Batman get all his crazy shit.

Yes.

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Doom Slayer vs Chief. Maybe Dark Ages will give him the buff that will have him stand a chance against Chief

Dante vs Bayonetta.
The Deviantart post used in Crash vs Spyro is the only one that comes close, I think.

No Cortana. They don't want to pay for an extra voice actress.
I think Doom is getting nerfed. Aint no way they're pitting a nuke level guy against a multiversal beast.

thank you for the source. but are you sure his Argent Cells are Argent Accumulators? an Accumulator is what Olivia used to open a portal into Hell

Damn. 2 weeks of wait just to see her ass again.

This dude has a massive flesh wound on his head and someone forced him to eat shit. Who is he?

I can already see it now

Opening fight of the Death Battle

John Halo fires a few sniper shots at John Doom, which rebound off surfaces and hit him in the head

Doot Slayer grunts angrily, and pulls out the Chaingun and destroys Johnny Rings' cover, as he combat rolls and starts sprinting away

Deathbattle validates Cortanawank, but they give John the Weapon. Extra keks if they decide said wank doesn't apply to the Weapon.

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Yes, the cells were the forerunners of the accumulators but were discontinued because they were too fragile.

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Hinestly, they'll probably give him the weapon in the DB since she's part of his modern arsenal, but I could theoretically see them applying at least some of the Hacking wank to Her

Hinestly

Ends in sex

It applies to any AI. Cortana invited a bunch of stray AIs to the Domain.

It was one of my favorite parts in Epitaph. Poor things.

maybe I misread something in there but it doesn't appear to say an Argent Cell = Argent Accumulator

Wanting to go by the 2D galaxy logic, did some estimates of the galaxy sizes

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A nerfed Doom Slayer would be better than Cortana wank (which, outside of speed, isn't even that great).
It would be funny to see Doompanzees chimp out.

she'd throw throw two steel chairs to Kratos so he can start swinging them around with chains

Dog, how are you not getting this? Argent Cache contains Argent Cells, which came before Argent Accumulators. There is nothing that implies Accumulators have more power, only that they aren’t easy to break like Cells were because they were made out of glass. It even says the condensed energy is spherical, which is the exact shape as the Cells.

stalemate/tie
Outcome no one expects

wider than the biggest known galactic superclusters

Yeah gonna have to call bullshit on these estimates.

Gurren Lagann is fiction

the text says they were a forerunner of the Argent Accumulator, discovered in its early development. not that they produce the same amount of power as an Argent Accumulator. 002 specifically refers to ACCUMULATORS as the ones who can output a year's worth of a nuclear power plant in seconds

Not an excuse.

Alright.

based

Maybe, if they discard cosmological Slayer and give Master Chief a Binary Rifle

Makima Vs Gojo

They would have to give him the speed advantage, Forerunner weapons, and even then they'd have to work on him which isn't a guarantee.

Average plant output is 1 Gigawatt, or roughly a Billion Joules per second.

A years worth of reactor power is roughly 31,536,000,000,000,000 joules, or a 31 Quintillion joules...
Or, roughly, the equivalent of a 7 Megaton warhead.

So outcomes aside, how do you think they'll handle Master Chief's arsenal? Surely they won't give him convenient access to all the 100+ weapons he's ever used, right? Slayer has a smaller arsenal but he actually carries all of it at all times

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The cookbook wasn't even for wank though. It is dumb evidence sure, but the composition of Yggdrasil doesn't really matter except that Death Battle is number addicted. They had already decided that they would be treating every realm as universe sized and a map of Yggdrasil as a literal representation of the distances between realms.
Weirdly enough they actually forewent additional layers of wank that the could have applied since if you believe Yggdrasil is a governed by physical properties then Thor knocking Jormungandr through the world tree would have been much more impressive than Ragnarok!Surtr's strike upon Asgard.

Yes, because accumulators were the new model. Why would they mention the old one? It seems to imply there was the same amount of energy in both but one was just too fragile.

Anyways, Doomguy survived an accumulator explosion in the argent tower which caused a category 4 dimensional event, whatever the fuck that means.

IIRC, he does directly facetank one of those exploding in his face without even so much as moving. His feat in the Vega Core has him surviving something much much larger.

They'll give it to him for the sake of the animation and probably have some loose justification (luck and hell warping dimensions means weapons from different species are lying around)

IIRC, they'll have him be lucky and just find the guns he needs like last time

Reminder that the only evidence they used from the cookbook was that the tree was a Yewtree and not an Ashtree, in terms of judging mass.
The cookbook wasn’t a feat. It was a DOWNPLAY.

FUUUUUAAAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKK

Even when his wrath is held back by the cookbook, he remains THE KING

Anon... that's the power running through his suit whenever he gets fueled by argent energy.

Yew wood is on average 670 kg/m^3

Ash wood is 675 kg/m^3

Using ash wood would mean Kratos could bust 67000 more universes

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just don't see why it should be assumed to have equivalent output considering the Accumulator is more advanced and the Cells/Caches were discontinued. we were told it was a way to harness Argent energy and little else, then the Accumulator got the only measurable comparison. I'm sure they're formidable in their own right, certainly more so than a fusion core from Fallout or something, but assuming every old Cell is on par with the Accumulator Olivia used is sketchy to me. that being said, I wouldn't be surprised if Death Battle made that assumption

Doomguy survived an accumulator explosion in the argent tower

true. it must've felt like getting flashed by the Sun. but, ahh, a megaton level explosion? do you think they'll try to calc it in John Doom's preview?

All the idiotic spam from salty asurasissies drowned this out so nobody would realize Asura lost to a downplayed Kratos

AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SPARE ME KINGTOS I WRONGLY THOUGHT YOUR POWER PEAKED AT 100%

That bird is way too cute

NTA but idk what point you’re trying to make here. He also rode an argent energy flow straight from the source in Nekravol to get to Urdak. Reminder that raw Argent energy is hotter than Planck heat on top of being an absurdly op power source.

Not only that. 9 million universes was less than 1% of the totalled mass. They said “even if you divided this to less than 1% it would be almost 10 million universes”.
And they used the wrong tree from a cookbook TO HELP ASURA. It wasn’t enough!!

Why doesn't Superman just stab Goku in the neck?

All tits are cute desu

”Those galaxies are obviously fake, they don’t behave the same way real galaxies do when infused with spiral energy!”

”This “laser” that moves slow enough for the eye to track, tho? It MUST be a real laser because it looks like a laser, so OBVIOUSLY every character dodging it is FTL and the entire show is actually moving in slow motion for the sake of the audience!”

Make it make sense, chat

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I said both of these btw

Damn that would kill Goku instantly

…but if he tried to stab KINGtos in the neck, it would go like this:

chat

You are brown

Canon!

The cookbook wasn’t a feat. It was a DOWNPLAY

They used it to guess what the tree was even comprised of at all, otherwise they would’ve just blindly went in on whatever they had. Also they said it was slightly less dense, so it’s not like they mega nerfed Kratos. Their calculations overall is retarded, Asura being quadrillions the speed of light is just as dumb as Kratos being stronger than millions of universes.

They used a slightly less dense tree, then they on top of that only counted 1% of its total mass for the number just to make it clear they are downplaying Kratos as much as possible.

Monke vs Birb. Who win?

GEN-Z KINGS RUN THESE THREADS FR NO CAP.

Superman, Goku, Saitama and Sonic arguing when KINGtos enters the room

Bro don't apply physics amd math here it's FICTION okay?!?!?!

Yo look at these pixels.

Except, they based their entire tree wank on the fact that Freyr was holding back Ragnarok for like a minute, not anything Kratos actually does. They just say Kratos is comparable to Freyr but we see it took everything Freyr had to hold back Ragnarok… with magic Kratos doesn’t even have. We literally see Freyr spinning his sword to hold off Ragnarok’s attack while everyone else ran. If anything, Freyr (with specific magic) and Ragnarok would the ones that stomps Asura, not Kratos.

The show says something is this tall

here is a measurement of it and the things around it to compare

Spinning your sword to block an attack is not “specific magic”

...my base metrics for these are literal physicist tabulations however

tfw no chat

The galaxies are literally fake. They're in an imaginary world.
Do you people even know ANY of the source material you're arguing about or do you fags just skim through the vsb wiki

AIIIEEEEE HOW COULD I FORGET CHAT, CHAT I"M GOING TO CRASH OUT!

What do the guys who estimated galactic supercluster lengths say about 2 dimensional Frisbee galaxies?

Ok, just magic then. Doesn’t change anything else I said. Freyr held it back with his own power and magic.

Will DK and Knuckles ever get a rematch?

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Didn't super knuckles get retconned or something? Knuckles will get GAPED by DK especially with DK odyssey coming out.

AIEEEEEEEEE KYLE WATCH OUT!!!!!

You can’t prove it was magic specific to him. Several other gods stated to be far stronger than him, such as Thor and Jormungadr, have shaken and destroyed the tree with purely physical force, and Kratos has beaten them up with his own physical force

KEKAROO

Do not reply to me even if you agree with me, saar.

Why didn't Kratos just stop Ragnarok? Is he just stupid and/or an asshole?

Kratos caused ragnarok on purpose

Why didn't he just cover the ragnaroksplosion and save everyone? Seems pretty weak of him.

You can’t prove it was magic specific to him

I already agreed with you on this point. However it is from his own power and magic. If Kratos was way stronger than Freyr then he could’ve easily held back Ragnarok for everyone including Freyr to escape alive.

have shaken and destroyed the tree with purely physical force

Where was this stated or shown, specifically the “purely physical force”.

episode styled like it was an episode thrown in the trash

has some of the most soul in the fight dialogue alone than nearly all of S11

Episode they didn't want to do ends up being fun

Episode they rigged to do after it having lost twice ends up being shit.

Just goes to show they have shit taste.

When Thor and Jormungadr fought they destroyed the tree. Nowhere in the game does he use magic despite extensive combat sequences with his life on the line, only flying at and swinging his hammer at people. We also see part of his fight with Jormungadr and he’s still just flying and hitting, no magic

The galaxies are [headcanon]

Is Simon High Complex Multiverse level (11D)? Also, why does VSBW have his top speed at omnipresence? Omnipresence is not speed.

There's nothing genuinely more boring than any posting to do with Kratos. Not funny, not informative. I can't even wipe my ass with them. Just a waste.

inb4 unfunny Kratos post #5676543456

Not reading. Didn't read a single one.

VSBW is retarded. Do not take them seriously.

filter kratos posts

…because they are too INTELLECTUAL for me to understand it confuses and upsets me!

Why does VSBW have his top speed at omnipresence

Protip, VSBW and similar powerfag sites are monumentally retarded with what they try to push. You are honestly better off with respect threads on reddit comparatively

Kratos is a featless cuck

...because no feat can show KINGtos's true power

Glad Sheman cucks learned their place. This fight is going to be more one-sided than all Goku vs Superman fights and Homelander vs Omniman combined

if you're everywhere at once, speed doesn't matter I guess? you wouldn't walk into a place, you're already at that place

They're in an imaginary world

ALL fiction takes place in imaginary worlds, you fucking retard

When Thor and Jormungadr fought they destroyed the tree

If they did, wouldn’t everything collapse? Even if they did, and purely physical force was used, it’s a specific interaction between those two, no one else. Just like how Thor hitting Jormungandr sent him back in time, since we see there’s a slight distortion before the snake disappears (sort of like with Sindri disappearing) so I’m not inclined to think it wasn’t magic, maybe not intentional from Thor though. Thor and Kratos’s fight didn’t do anything to the tree even though in Raganarok’s attack did. Thor didn’t send Kratos back in time with their clash. Nothing shows Kratos is comparable to Jormungandr unless you put Thor into the conversation, with different sets of context and fight interactions.

This guy bothering you, Simon?

We got your back, bro.

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Baldr knocked out Jormungadr in one punch and Kratos beat up Baldr

The Cuck Club!

um we think like Death Battle here

So why is he using a mech suit?

u-um, this omniscient narrator is stating it! that's a statement...no wait, it has to be an illusion, plz be an illusion..my brain simply wrap around this amazing feat aiieee spare me featGODs

Do you just not believe mechsuits can be outerversal? What do you think Simon is driving?

Because everything was supersized there.

It's imaginary IN the show.

If you can't tell what the fuck is happening there without text clarification it's not a feat.

The whole point of the show is that Spiral energy makes your imagination a reality, so it’s literally real

Oh wow we're just lying now

Real in an imaginary, 2D galaxy sense. Like a wallpaper is real, or your boogieman.

Kratosura could definitely use a runback.

That wordsalad text clarifies nothing kek

Dumb nigger, they tell you in the website that it's not a speed, why are you stating it here?

Bro, people have King Vegeta at multi-planetary and Zly at galaxy-level because of metaphorical flashbacks. You really think:

B-BUT THEY ANIMATED THE GALAXY WRONG!!!

Is gonna be enough to lower their VSBW tier?

Chief has Slipspace teleporation

UH OH

Depends on what you mean by retconned. Archie Comics was never canon, but it did go through several retcons. As for the games, it isn't so much that Super Knuckles is retconned and more that SEGA just didn't want to use the distinct super forms of the non Sonic Shadow Silver Blaze characters.

Imagines pieces of paper

Real strong feat. Kyle is fucked

Get those two faggots away from my goat Simon

Chief can survive a nuke point blank

Doomguy dies to a grenade

Simon’s not a goat he’s a cuckoo

Good point but what about the other points? If Kratos is comparable to Jormungandr, why didn’t his clash with Thor do anything to the tree? Ratatoskr mentions that Ragnarok’s attack shook (not even damaged it) the tree but there was no mention of Thor and Kratos’s clash doing anything. We could go into hypotheticals and say they could’ve if they fought longer but I don’t think that’d be effective. I’m just saying it would be a whole lot easier if Kratos had direct feats with the tree instead of scaling to other characters. They didn’t even try to chain scale Kratos to Thor at all for the tree wank.

I always thought it was weird how they'll just sometimes use gameplay mechanics for their scaling like when they use Link dodging a Lazer in twilight princess. Why would you use such a random and pseudo canonical example and not the actual lore statement of Link deflecting a light speed attack with a pot lid

Gameplay is canon and feats highlight the best things they can do.

It's simple. Om is the power of destroying universes. Un is the power of creating universes. These powers counter each other.
By combining both, infinite universes are created and destroyed. It's the peak of what featGODs can do.

I hate creation scaling because something you create especially something you create through some variety of magical ability unless stated otherwise should not scale to your offensive power. Like that retarded ice sculpture feat in Demon Slayer

My only beef with this episode was how they gave Alex his Prototype 2 personality instead of 1,but i do understand they were going for the "good guy vs bad guy"angle

they fucking used deviantart art for Spyro and fanart for Hagger's main feat in his episode
yeah fuck when he caused an explosion so big it could be seen from space lets use some fanart that's weaker then even his regular shit

KINGtos

...loses to magical bears that are barely different from normal bears

vsbw

I'm not retarded, so that's no concern of mine.

Omniversal Bears

Multiversal Catapults

Outerversal Rocks

Boundless Sharp Pillars

Omnipotent Trees

Infinite Speed Dogsleds

KINGTOS is stronger than all of it.

See that golden handlrint? That was an enchantment put by Faye to make the tree unpassable out or in and keep Atreus safe within the bounds, even all of Asgard couldn’t breach it or destroy the trees to come kill Atreus. Including Thor the destroyer of Yggdrasil and Odin the creator of the multiverse.
…unbreakable…except to KINGtos!

SIMON CAN TAKE INFINITE BIG BANGS AND A GORILLION GALAXIES THROWN AT HIM

gets hurt by a random chicken

What's his power level? Why isn't he fighting Kyle?

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That chicken is just as weak as cucky Simon

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Vergil v Sephiroth after FF7 remake part 3 comes out?

KEKAROO!

Vergil needs his revenge. I'm fine with this.

KINGtos

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

i'm okay with Doomguy v Chief rematch, but I would have thought they would have put either against Samus first. Doomguy and Sammy have new games this year.

I don't really have a panel of him ripping paper.

could Master Chief at least kill Raiden?

I-I-I can’t!!!

Do you still have that Simon Yabba edit?

G-Goku...? But I only flicked your forehead...!

the 2D galaxy guy is so smart. He instantly mind broke sheman fags.

New Thread?

No we need to die for a bit. Arguments are way too stale.

'arguments'

looks inside

it's nothing but hysterical weebs posting ad hominem, cuckshit, and samefagging

We need to nuke battleboarding as a whole and start over.

Friendly reminder that Sakuya's time powers are beyond just "Stopping time" she can control time in the most literal way, rewind time, skip it, go to the future, dilate time, control space because time and space are the same thing, remove her mass and move at beyond infinite speeds, grab stuff from the future and the past to insert in the present, etc.
She would GAPE DIO over heaven and Hit at the same time, and all this is without Gacha scaling

Friendly reminder you're a faggot and a disappointment to your parents.

technically ad hominem is an argument, it is just a rhetorically bad one

That won't change the fact that Base Sakuya likely solos the entire time patrol from Dragon Ball XenoVerse

Not really, since it doesn't address the topic, and it's kind of just insults unless your calling weebs trannies or incels because that's been proven.

Tell your parents all about it.

Ad hominem isn't an argument since you're not refuting anything. Rhetorically it works well when your audience is dumb as bricks and easily distracted by a funny name or clever insult.

My father actually likes Dragon Ball a lot, but he is too ashamed to be seen watching it so every time someone walks close to his room he changes the channel.
Quite sad because he seems to genuinely enjoy the show and I bet we could fix our broken relationship by just sitting one day and talk about the show (or anything really) but Boomers lack inner monologues, they are like Machines, so he will likely die without ever sharing his passion with others