/Death Battle/

Simon vs Kyle confirmed for the next Death Battle

This is the thread.

I like this one better

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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Thank you :)

Does it really always have to be about death? Can't they be friends? :/

EEEENNNNOOOOUUUUUGGHHHHH
THINGS CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS
NO MORE KEKS, AI, BLACK DICKS, OR ANYTHING OF THE LIKE.
KRATOS, ONCE WE WERE ENEMIES, BUT NOW I COME TO YOU AS AN ALLY. WE MUST SAVE DEATH BATTLE!

We need a REAL mech chad vs mech chad battle. The OG hot blooded super robot pilot vs the deconstruction robot pilot.

I mean, I think most characters who are pitted against each other would realistically be friends. But that's not the point of it

We NEED this, bros. I NEED to see two barely-teenage girls handling a long dark shaft firing backshots at each other

pajeet thread 404'd

Saars, I don't feel so good

Sure bro here's your episode

doom slop releases in may

better pander to the brownoids and basedboys and give him the dub.

Chiefs enemies are all consistently stronger than any doomguys, the big shots can be shot out of the air by a normal human in doom 3 but I guess that doesn't count cause lol reasons, outrunning rockets can only happen through exploits so I guess that counts cause reasons. Fact they panderd hard cause they're scare of the seething. Canon fight doomsissy gets killed by a sticky grenade
Kill yourself don't @ me

WE MUST SAVE DEATH BATTLE!

It’s been beyond saving since your battle with Kratos, Asura…

This isn’t a good fight regardless of what version of Koji and Shinji you use, Mazinger either can’t penetrate the AT Field and thus loses or he does in which case he wins easily since any Mazinger that has the firepower needed to punch through will also be able to completely obliterate 01 and it’s pilot.

This fight treated Chief with more respect despite being a spite stomp match more than Asura did in a fight he should've won by all means.

stomp

Yeah in chiefs favor but can't upset the little sòyboys after all

I think them both fighting demons together was a good addition

Death Battle considers Doomguy outrunning his rocket to be valid despite it only being possible via a game exploit

MarioGODS...

Chief got a respectful analysis/portrayal, but a disrespectful death

Asura got a respectful death AND an alternate ending where he wins, but absolutely butchered his personality

There’s no winning here, honestly

Doom the dark ages will flop and Hugo Martin will suicide on stream

Pretty DB sure would composite Shinji and Koji. Which has huge fucking implications considering:

Composite Shinji would include the Rebuilds. Implying he has access to Unit-01 Rebuild, and has a time loop backed memories, thus DB could argue he has tons of experience due to experiencing countless of time loops.

Composite Koji would include anything from Toei Mazinger, Grendizer, Mazinkaiser, and heck even fucking Zero. It's likely that DB would do a composite Mazinger which ranges from Toei, Shin Mazinger, Mazinkaiser, Infinity, and even Grendizer U.

It's like the time when DB mentioned funnels in Amuro vs Optimus, despite the fact that Amuro and the RX-78 didn't even have funnels.

Silly me, I meant EVA Unit-01 vs Kiryu.

if Chief had won the worst that would have happened was him teabagging doom slayer another time.

if the MC vs DS fight ended up in a Halo instead and Cortana fired the Halo could the slayer tank the blast

I like Simon but I almost want him to lose for the tsunami of salt it would create

Microsoft would have to be stupid to not make this crossover.

Hey speedy I know you lurk here you're a fucking faggot and I hope you kill yourself

You think like me except I don't like Simon
Salt for the Salt God

Microsoft is currently on a winning streak with Game Pass.

Amuro's only chance, I mean only chance in the slightest, is if he used the Nu-Gundam. And wins via newtype magic bullshit, that's the only way Amuro could ever hope of winning against Shinji and Unit-01, via newtype magic bullshit.

You could argue Amuro could have pushed Axis on his own without dying without Char spouting his Lalah fetish at him, causing an overload. But still, Newtype bullshit is tricky.

Everyone just wants rock-and-sockem brawl matches

Give us a proper SCHEMER matchup for a change

DC cosmology includes the real wor—

Enter Morrison

Morrison created Hypertime, he confirmed the fact DC character exist above the real world and influence the real world

Yes
and it would be pointless and bitter anyway because he can just bail out at any moment and avoid being hit by that with hell portals

***gargle mmmfhv endless cocksucking sounds*** mmm daddy Hugo more 40gay slop pls

would

You guys severely overrate the strength of AT fields. They punched through one Angel’s AT-field with a shot that took all the electricity in Japan to power. That’s like nothing, like a SINGLE nuke. Fucking Homelander could kill an EVA unit

from who? Most people want Kyle to win

out of all live action Vidya movie adaptations ever made

I AM UNDEFEATABLE!!

Base Shadow oneshot him.

It’s honestly worst for Asura since his portrayal during the fight just threw his respectful death and analysis down the drain. I’d honestly take a good portrayal of a character over a respectful death, since at the end of the day, it’s death battle and characters die. But what people will likely remember more is how the characters act during the fight and how it matches their analysis. Like Asura was acting like a raging retard who just attacks Kratos for no fucking reason (then proceeds to say he never was a monster), even when he can clearly see his own daughter was fine. That completely contradicts how they portrayed him in the analysis. Asura could be dismembered, have his limb scattered everywhere (not something new for him) but as long they kept him in character for the most part, I wouldn’t care that much that he got a disrespectful death. At least I could look at Chief and still think he’s Chief. Whoever fought Kratos didn’t feel like Asura.

Hypertime

and?

he confirmed the fact DC character exist above the real world and influence the real world

proof?

if they actually had the brainless take to make Chief use the "DELETE EVERYTHING" galactic nuke to "win" against Doomslayer it would be among the biggest asspulls in death battle history
but i would loved to see a halo firing sequence in 3D so i'm torn on the matter

I'm playing Expedition 33 and Oblivion. How is this not winning?

Composite Shinji and Koji just makes it a massive curbstomp for Koji since Zero is a multiversal reality warper, nothing that happens in Eva will even make Zero flinch.

The courier can kill doomguy and master chief because of their luck and no amount of seething can change that btw. Luck abilities are legitimate and to omit them proves what a seething bitch you are

Is Expedition 33 good? Was thinking of getting it.

That’s like nothing, like a SINGLE nuke.

Yes, which is a huge problem because nothing Amuro has in his arsenal is even half as powerful as a nuke, the fin funnel beams are going to just bounce right off the AT Field and if you give Amuro the Hi Nu so he can use the Hyper Mega Bazooka Launcher he’ll never be able to actually hit 01 with it because of how fucking agile the damn thing is.

100 sonics vs 50 supermans who wins

by that logic chief should had won because his luck was bigger than doomguy's
also "luck" is just plot armor

Most people have no idea who Kyle even is.

I'm trying find sources of the Nu-Gundam's arsenal being comparable to a nuke. So far, none.

To be fair, the hypothetical would just be a composite Mazinger unit against a potential composite Unit-01. No Zeros or Mazinkaisers, just like how Amuro only got the RX-78-2 against Optimus Prime.

I need a BLJ vs BHOP match NOW

This is alternative ending material
Odd that the death battle guys didn't do it

luck doesn't count cause *retarded cocksucking sounds*

t. Seething bitch

Yabba dabba dooooooooooo

most people are expecting Kyle to win anyway just because "lul DC retard scaling"

Chief in afterlife

”Finally, 343 can hurt me no more…”

Simon isn't anywhere close to a match for Green Lantern on foot

He hilariously outmatches a Green Lantern in his mecha

I don't get this match-up.

slayer was just saving chief from the shitty state of his franchise

A more emotional ending than Jonathan vs Tanjiro, Magneto vs Tetsuo, and Dimitri vs Guts combined.

You could ask the same thing for some DB battles. Like Amy vs Ramona.

Who actually likes Secret Level? Every short was either a barebones advertisement or 2-deep-artsy-LD+R wannabe slop.

It's what the pay piggies want

I wish we weren't having it right after the cuck posting epidemic seemed to subside temporarily.

The 40k one was alright

Doomguy catching the rocket was kind of cool but also really retarded. He never moves THAT fast in the games and it's almost cartoonish to see it in the animation.

paypig for MUs

get cucked by 'this episode of death battle brought to you by: <THE SPONSERS>'

sad

Oh right, I forgot that DB is now mostly funded by the fans.

Brown.

Kills the Anti Sprial, who was tossing out big bangs with just his fists

Mostly grounded if slightly elevated combat

SPEED LINES

okay Anon Babble

CHADHAMMER40KCHADHAMMER40KCHADHAMMER40KCHADHAMMER40K out of NOWHERE

Seething little BITCH

Kyle's White Lantern Power, and I mean his power, defeated the Blackest Night. Then again, I don't remember that much about Kyle's run as a White Lantern.

I do remember Kyle cucking Hal

Is the color of the shit you love to eat now eat up daddy Hugo has some more 40gay slop for you to eat

Ghost Rider vs Spawn

shows clip of Johnny in Fortnite (and Spawn in CoD)

Shiggy vs Mahito

shows clip of both in Fortnite

Master Chief vs Doom SLayer

shows clip of both in Fortnite

Are they gonna do a Fortnite episode?

Does Vegeta have any compelling match ups that don't feel like a discount version of a Goku match up?

That was pretty cool and all but I kind of got the impression that he only managed to pull that off because he sacrificed TTGL to get right to the Anti-Spiral's weak point.

I’m pretty sure he can outrun his rockets in Eternal with dash or meat hook.

Fuck off, this has been a legacy matchup since the ancient Death Battle days. I’ve literally been wanting this matchup since Goku vs Superman 2.

Enter Mo---

Enter Moore

r/deathbattle is getting mad about people not really liking the episode, or that Chief just gets murdered for literally no reason.

Goku v Superman 3 really tricked people into thinking Rematch episodes were well-received.

Okay. Can you are least explain the logic behind it for me?

FUARK!
I-I MEAN FRICK! SPARE ME SUPERMAN PLEASE DON'T LEAP OUT THE COMIC AND EDUCATE ME

Sasuke?

They already did one, it was Among Us vs Fall Guys

Super Granzeboma IS the Anti Sprial. There wasn't really a weak point.

isn't Movie Mario with the Power Star even stronger thanks to the Banzai Bill being strong enough to destroy a portion of space and the Power Star is stronger then that?

Two characters who bend reality using green cosmic energy powered by their willpower. What’s not to get?

He did that to get close, but it's not like it weakened him for an opening. AS was dominating throughout, it was Simon and his power specifically that beat him, powers that he more or less retains outside of the mech when it comes to stuff like probability manipulation.

Why not Hal vs Simon

Let's be real here, if comic book world had real life law enforcement, most of the street level criminals would've been shot to death or get buck broken in Guantanamo. Spiderman, Daredevil and Batkek would have an easier time and not worry about their loved ones getting hurt.

Have him lose to thragg lol

green cosmic energy powered by their willpower

Should have used Getter Robo then

Stolas

still jobs to Silver Surfer vs Martian Manhunter doe

From Naruto?

Simon without Gurren Lagann is a God killer
Kyle and Hal without their rings are normal people.
Spiral Energy is limitless.
A ring runs out of energy eventually.

Technically, Getter rays are collective memories plus a cosmic evolutionary will. They're not exactly a willpower force.

From Helluva Boss? Why?

No one wants to see Getter fight anything other than Godzilla because Getter fucks dinosaurs lol or Mazinger because of their ties that are older than the modern internet.

The emotional spectrum still exists anon.

Because Kyle is a Gurren Lagann fan

Who?

At least he'll think it's cool when he gets killed. Just like Saitama

youtube.com/watch?v=7oRuRevOEE4

The original mecha team.

I can’t help but wonder how fags here can have such bizarrely over emotional hatred for comics or anime when the writers affectionately referencing the opposite medium.

What's stopping Kyle from just entering the mech or removing Simon from his mech?

I liked it better when Kyle was the last green lantern after Hal murdered everyone.

Battle Boarding is just fantasy football but for nerds, and thus it's "Team A vs Team B", and if you're with the other team, then you're a faggot

It big.

that's not fair

If he is I just found out then

I just realized that Batman never won a DB

he won against Captain America

He'll win the Moon Knight one don't worry

He technically also beat Spider-Man 2099 via unhackable tech.

Fuck, I forgot about that. I mostly remembered his fights against Spider-Man, Black Panther, and Iron Man.

That's how I'm thinking he's going to pull it off considering it's the same move Simon used on the Anti-Spiral. The fact that Kyle is subatomic next to STTGL is an advantage that cannot be stressed enough. Simon has to find and kill a particle that can wish for a million bees to teleport into Simon's head. Kyle can teleport into STTGL and just sit there, smaller than a germ, while sending a billion constructs to attack Simon at every stage of his life. The best time attack STTGL has is a volley of time skipping missiles it launched in one scene. It's not prepared for a full-scale time and space war launched by an Irish Mexican lodged somewhere in one of the shoulder drills.

Ring teleport a brick into the head of the guy piloting that thing

All he has to do.

Kyle takes Simon away from the Mech

Gets a giant hole in his chest

All of Kyle's feats/hax are just things the Anti Spiral did but worse. Impressive.

He should've won them all.

All my bad shitposting aside, the result bothers me because it just feels like hard-core pandering to the current crowd of doomfans that have only started playing 2016 and eternal you know the type I'm talking about. Rematch battles aren't any good if it feels like they're trying to be one sided and petty because people didn't like the first result

Predict how they'll reference the fridge in the fight
Also the obligatory Ben vs Hal reference

Nope.

aren't any good if it feels like they're trying to be one sided and petty because people didn't like the first result

The first match was dogshit with terrible 'research'. Doom Slayer just got a shit ton of buffs this time around. But even Doom Guy would have won this.

The same Naruto that ends up fighting Space Aliens? Yes?

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

That’s just discount Goku vs Discount Naruto.

Gone due to Dark Knights Death Battle and Dark Crisis btw.

Remember the "these saiyans have got to stop fighting guys in capes!" comment they made in Bardock vs Nolan? They're probably going to say something about kids with green supertechnology and space cops.

le doom guy is badass xd

you're exactly the crowd he's talking about

Dislikes: fridges

Simon’s not a kid though.

FOGHORN CHADS REPORT IN

Sorry Chief lost I guess? You should take a deep breath if it's making you that mad.

He found his supertech as a kid then got more powerful and skilled with it after a timeskip. Same thing with Ben.

Why did death battle remove their Justin Bieber vs Rebecca Black video?

well then he's one of those guys who looks and feels like a kid and you call 'kid' even when he isn't really one and is the same age as you. Like Jimmy Olsen.

What are Kyle's feats without any rings?

Yeah but Kyle’s gonna be fighting post timeskip Simon, I’m not sure referencing Ben vs Hal like that will make much sense.

he killed me

Because it's celebrity based tripe which is cringe, bro.

I think the difference would be that they'll have Simon as an adult in the animation.
It was more or less made to get in on hating Bieber and Friday, a very popular thing to do in the 2010s. However, I would imagine that once it became speculation that he got P.Diddled, the video was no longer funny. Even before then some fans decried it as cyber bullying.

Probably when presenting his origins and how he was dropped in at the deep end, having to face the destruction of the entire universe ('but that's nothing...').
'Time, huh' will get a reference during the battle, guaranteed.

I dunno man, if you think the guy who can't even shoot up should win, you should go find a Nigerian Prince.

Captain America deserved to fight Master Chief

Deep breathes, it's okay. This is not worth getting mad over.

God, can you imagine the salt if Kyle wins because of a time-kill?

KRATOS IS SO STRONG HE CAN WARP REALITY

But not Digital Reality?

Maybe in his dreams.

Kratos' genius level intelligence would allow him to hack the internet

Or Kyle crushes Simon with a giant fridge.

How’s he gonna do that when Simon already shrugs off time attacks?

Halo, as a weapon, can be used as a "tactical pulse" that fires a pulse of 10,000 light years in diameter. Anything with a nervous system dies in that range UNLESS they're on a shield world that is specifically designed to resist the blast or outside the range of the weapon.
DoomSlayer has a nervous system.
Do the math.

buffs

Le doom slaya dies from fall damage, chief survived a fall from space. The fact they omitted his luck factor is bad enough cause they ignored that luck is just a legitimate ability as anything else and isn't the same as plot armor. Should have come down to a simple sticky grenade killing doomguy if not the gravity hammer. In doom 3 bfg shots can be shot down by a normal human marine like in the saboth boss fight, Chief could easily shoot those down, doomguy doesn't run faster than rockets that's only do a literal exploit not a traditional game mechanic. I mean congrats on the "dub" I guess it's now tied 1-1, but only due to pandering and hype for the new doom game not from a neutral standpoint

the thing is he actually might, that's a big moveset he has that Simon is very limited with
It might literally be Alien X vs Hal all over again kekypow

Not even. Naruto fights mainly through raw power and numbers. Sasuke fights with hax. It’s a vastly different matchup.

the only thing Simon has time-related is the time-skipping missiles, which aren't any help with this level of timehax

Are they planning to do the Yugi vs Ash shit? Because the only thing good about that match-up is going into these threads and shitposting.

With Nia inside.

Yeah, and the first site he'd visit is cucked.com

daaaaaaayum

...to expose every character in this thread for weaklings that they are

Such as? He's got time-traveling missiles he used in one scene. Kyle could just kite that into pre-timeskip Simon for an irony kill.

Kyle making Simon shoot his kid self with his own missiles would be talked about for years. I don't think we've had a character accidentally kill themselves before.

that's a big moveset he has that Simon is very limited with

Simon has sent attacks into the past before.

Post doomguy tanking a weapon that can sterilize parts of galaxies

Canon

hence why I said limited. If that's all he can do, he is FUCKED.

No worries, he’s already won the upcoming one

After killing the Anti Spiral, Simon survives being in the center of 5 multi-universal sized explosions

What's the biggest hit Kyle's taken?

But has he ever fired them into the future? Because Kyle can just do to Simon what Wally did to Sonic.

There was an explosion? I thought it just faded to the wedding.

Scared the second he loses his ring

Things are looking bad for us, Kylesisters...

Not unless Kyle has the means to kill someone who can shrug off universal explosions.

Still being relevant after Hal, John, Guy, and other Green Lanterns returned, as well as still being relevant after losing his White Lantern powers.

Without turning gay like Tim "I like cocks" Drake.

Most people (not chronically online zoomers) have no idea who Simon is either
That's headcanon, and even if it were true, base Anti Spiral was already manipulating an infinitely chaining multiverse literally the episode prior

It’s the one thing he needs to counter a time huh.

b-but Kyle can just dodge them!

Simon attacked every single point in space AND time with those missiles to counter the Anti-Spiral ambush. You cannot dodge an omnipresent attack.

Didn’t Rick accidentally kill himself? Sure, The Doctor kind of set it up, but still, Rick was still the one who pulled the trigger.

shooting someone when they're 2 years old taking a tinkle in their diaper is very effective at that, yes

youtu.be/J3kytewub_Y?t=433
Yeah

Kyle can leave spacetime entirely and travel through the Bleed. See Ion.

Kyle can both dodge, and redirect. They're not omnipresent either, you made that up, they just travel back in time.

Because that's exactly what happened. AS was not stronger than his mech, that's retarded. The entire final move was about Simon's friends tanking the hits so he could get to the planet on the mech's head and kill the AS. How can anyone look at the mech peeling Simon's robot like an onion and think the guy piloting it is stronger?

Why can’t Kylefags post a single feat that would make him a challenge for Simon? Seriously, not once. Is this about to be the biggest fraudcheck ever, assuming Swank doesn’t rig it?

Swank’s WRITING the episode, Anon.
Simon’s gonna lose, and Swan’s gonna rub it in as much as he can.

Guess Gurren uses DC as a ninja star against actually dangerous foes

Most people don't want to re-read his White Lantern run. Kyle started losing his shine when Hal returned.

No one’s posted him destroying a galaxy yet so probably.

Just to add. None of those universes are around after those explosions. Simon was perfectly fine though.

This is the unfortunate truth. Guess Swank will kick logic to the curb and have Simon lose.

I remember Kyle almost reviving Sinestro's home planet. I also remember Kyle being an asshole to Sinestro because Sinestro said to him "Dude, my daughter believes in you, this is not my problem" and proceeds to fucking attack Sinestro despite him basically saying he should man up to the person his daughter believes.

I hope Swan writes with the venom of the upset drama club kid that he is. Simonfags deserve to eat shit just for how hard they suck off the stupid illusion labyrinth shit. If that's a multiverse, so is the shit lanterns do during basic training.

Swank can’t make Simon lose or else he’s not gonna get Light vs Columbo.

MFTL reaction times

he's already getting it

Simon's powers would zero trouble working in the imaginary DC multiverse btw

You can straferun and outrun your rockets normally you retarded tourist.

As the Authority makes clear, from the Bleed you can also attack any point in space and time.

OH MY UNIVERSE SIZED GALAXIES

It's bullshit like this that makes me long to see Simon humbled and fraud checked.

In the original Doom games yes but not in nuDoom.

They're not omnipresent either, you made that up, they just travel back in time.

They attacked every single point in space AND time because they didn’t know where or when the Anti-Spirals were going to attack from. And how does he redirect omnipresent missiles that are already hitting him in the past, present, and future?

Thing is I remember Ben10 fags saying Alien X has limited time powers too.
Can't confirm if he does, I was never a fan, but the salt poured forth when they realised just limited time powers isn't enough to counter full on time travel.

Holy shit this might literally be Alien X all over again LMAOOO

Post a universe that actually looks like a universe and not an oversized galaxy, no statements allowed.

Obviously they didn't hit every point in time because they stopped exploding. Don't be retarded,

You're telling me Itachi would place the entire DC multiverse under a genjutsu?

Ancient bullshit ring designed to destroy worlds that can only be activated by some faggot robot in a terminal

vs

Fuck off giant weapon built by humans that can punch holes into planets and fired endlessly by Doomguy

they traveled through time, they didn't attack every single point in space. Did you even watch the show? That's not at all what happened, you see them being shot and attacking specific places not everywhere in all of creation

Nope. They gave him his stupid Light vs Columbo fanfic episode, he gives them a DC L. That’s the trade. They literally killed Walter Light to make this episode happen, that’s how important Simon’s win is to them.

Every point in space

Motherfucker, we can see the missiles.

Every point in time within 5 seconds to and from the present. Which is still infinite points in time.

Time, huh?

Objectively speaking DC is a bigger fraud than TTGL would ever hope to be going by feats.
You can't prove me wrong.

Each of those planets is a condensed universe. Read Death Metal.

There are infinite points between any given points.

Those are 2D virtual planets according to Morrison btw

…said Kyle “I don’t have TIME to fuck my dead frozen girlfriend, so thankfully CHADmon can give her the tip.”

This is Simon's greatest time feat

The boy is fucked.

Read [THE MOST BORING SHIT I'VE EVER READ ASIDE FROM SUPERBOY PRIME'S ONESHOT]

I'd rather re-read Tom King's Batman run

Exactly.

One guy was throwing universes, the other took backshots from a fat, greasy Mexican. The outcome is clear.

Kyle is a fraud for not actually being that impressive of a Lantern.
Simon is a fraud for not picking a fight with the real strongest Lantern.

Kyle is by definition the strongest lantern due to being the most notable wielder of the White Lantern Ring.

It's just that Hal is the most powerful Green Lantern

But it’s drawn like a planet, so clearly it’s a planet. You know, just like those universes Gurren Lagann threw that you say WEREN’T universes because they looked like galaxies, despite statements stating they were universes?

Kylebros… we can’t refute this…

You're full of shit, directly from the Final Drill data book

[Special Move / Episode 26] A Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann's "Mega-Vortex Cannon" and "Maelstrom Cannon" is an all-gun attack that fires probability fluctuation bullets. Artor an immeasurable number of enemies in every space-time and dimensions from the near past to the near future.

At best these DC "Gods" are hitting each other with the force of 'star shaking' force.

Make fun of the time I was raped.

Make fun of the time my girlfriend was murdered.

Make fun of the time I was cucked.

Make fun of Hal Jordan being better than me.

ENOUGH.
Make fun of me, will you? I'll turn your boy into a joke. I'm going to make Simon the digger dig his own grave. What happened to Ben 10 will look like fucking mercy by the time I'm done beating Cuckmon into an emotionless broken will zombie.

No one’s posted Kyle destroying a galaxy yet btw

hydrogen bomb

vs

railgun

WAAAHH WAAHHHHHH WAAAAHHHH!!!

This is a Death Battle thread. Show me some instances of Kyle surviving universe destroying explosions

One guy was time travelling like The Sirens of Titan, the other sat in a bush crying and watching his "big bro" cucking him. The outcome is clear.

Hal was the one that told Kyle he was the "greatest lantern."

He was being nice, anon, because Hal knew he was lying.

Also Batkek explicitly gets hurt by an Earth being lobbed at him.

every space-time does not mean every point in space-time, holy fuck are you illiterate? You don't even need to be able to read, watch the fucking show. They're missiles fired to specific points that impacted specific points, they aren't omnipresent

READ NIGGA READ

On guy has had a anime series, a manga, and a videogame, while the other has had zero screentime and is unknown to the general populace. The outcome is clear.

Umm, we're allowed to have planet-shaped/sized universes that are actually multiverses even doe they're sometimes referred to as planets/stars but you're not allowed to have galaxy-shaped universes because uhhhh you just can't chud
no don't ask what the visual representation of a universe would even look like either

Trying to wank this into an omnipresent attack

Oh my god Simonfags are so obnoxious. I hope Kyle takes Simon's gay charm bracelet drill and shoves it up his ass.

midway through this fight Batkek created an entire multiverse just to throw at the earth heroes as a distraction while he's busy fighting Perpetua

How is anyone supposed to be universal with on screen feats if there’s no way to realistically depict an actual universe you fucking disingenuous faggots

all caps crying

Read yourself, once you learn how

Simon has better drip, too. Kyle’s weird fat mask never looked good, in any color.

says the guy jorking it to a man

Popularity doesn't always win a DB. Kyle has too much comic issues to back up his power level.

that earth's a condensed universe. throughout the story they use the seperate earths to represent universes. Like when Batkek created his Final 52, he showed them by 52 earths floating on his palm, but they were 52 universes

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

Kyle can take away Simon’s will!

Anti-spiral did it.

Kyle can erase the universe!

Anti-spiral did it.

Kyle can go back in time!

Anti-spiral did it.

So Kylecucks even have an argument besides praying Swan rigs it?

power of a condensed universe

In DC all the individual universes are all sub planet level since the multiverse is planet level.
So they're effectively hitting each other with planet levels of force either way.

Simon's "drip" is just dressing up like his BVLL idol lmao

It's one of the reasons we don't hear that much about muh batGOD anymore

It quite literally does mean that you fucking ape, the missiles can hit every possible point in space-time, that's literally what they do. I'm not the anon you were speaking with prior but the missiles are guaranteed to hit no matter what unless you escape space-time

I'm not fucking defending Kyle. I'm saying the mind-set on how most DB battles go. They'll imply, and imply to the one which has more back-up material

Opening a portal to Hell, a different dimension/realm altogether wouldn't avoid 10,000 faggotyears of bullshittery screenwiping in a last ditch effort asspulled by Masturbate Shit because uhhh I said so

when they are already in Hell

'uhhhhh but bigger number'

Asperg Chud should've just killed himself and so should you fucking retards.

Missiles designed to hit robots hiding in subspace for five seconds

This is the weakest time hax I have ever seen. What's this poor fool doing fighting Kyle? Simon Baz is more his power level.

says the guy who dresses as a green lantern but cum colored

Green Lantern but different color >>> I WANT TO BE YOU SO BAD KAMINA ANIKI PLEASE FUCK YOKO AGAIN WHILE I WATCH!!!

Kyle is so fucked people are resorting to Hal.

Were people begging for Sukuna to come in to save Mahito? Were people begging DIO Over Heaven to come in and save Giorno? Were people begging for Goku to save Bardock?

Thragg doesn't have any wank that could ever hope to reach Vegeta's low ball

Jeet still spamming his cuck fantasies instead of posting actual feats

This is what universes actually look like in DC, glowing marbles.
The Earths are just Earths.

Watch the show, that's not what they did.
Read the text, that's not what it is saying.
The missiles are said to travel to every space-time and dimension, not everywhere in space and dimension. If you go to every country you are not touching every piece of land in every country, you are visiting part of each.
Basic reading comprehension you lack because you're so triggered and desperate

Wait, really? Simon's time travel is limited to 5 seconds? Even Nox from Wakfu can manage more than that.

It's SHE-man's gf that's dead. Kyle has a whole harem to himself.

He looks cooler than Kamina, tho. He’s got pointier sunglasses, and trenchcoats >>> capes

Kyle’s harem all cheat on him when he stops looking for 5 seconds btw

>Missiles designed to hit robots hiding in subspace for five seconds

Me when I can't read

this scene is drawn by a different artist originally in the main book, this is what it looked like:
those marbles are just sparkly earths by this artist

Simon's galaxies are galaxies.
The planets Perpetua jobbed to are planets.
Scandinavia in GOW is Scandinavia sized.

limited

He did it casually. That’s like saying Boros Arc Saitama was “limited” to continent level.

Maybe one day the hot girls he loves will stop fucking douchebags like Kamina and Kittan and settle down with a niceguy loser like Simon instead, if he keeps dressing like his BVLL

Yes. Also, Kratos can breathe in space, because Ares took him to a realm with stars in the sky, meaning there was no oxygen, just like every night here on Earth!

My OC in MS paint just killed Kratos. How strong is it?

Tjis match will not be decided by stats, but rather who can break the other's will. Simon is fucked.

if you can't show him doing better you can't pretend he can do better. No matter how much you cry.

he confirmed the fact DC character exist above the real world and influence the real world

DC troons unironically think Superman can fly out of the comic and punch all of their bullies.

Everyone is paper except for KINGtos

Fake. The true Kratos is a concept. And concepts cannot be killed.

Where can I read the First Drill and Final Drill books by the way?

you can break Simon's will by fucking Yoko. This is canon and shown in Episode 8. He lost all his powers.

Mark GAYson cuckposts to dodge Luke

gets stomped by him

Kyle GAYner cuckposts to dodge Simon

Zero Hour, his first trial by fire.

Post it destroying an outerverse, otherwise it's subwall level highballed.

doomfags can't read

Halo Rings explicitly can't be used by A.I.

My OC can devour concepts

got em

he could factually, but he lets humans fight their own battles. But the embodiment of his hope helps us all even if we don't always see it

phoneposting avatarfag

The portal has a nervous system

he could factually

And yet he can't stop the writers from turning his son gay or doing any other number of things to ruin his life. Interesting.

Carnagebros... this post gave me ptsd...

Nigger, he piloted a mecha 100x taller than the entire universe. His mere existence is an infinitely more impressive feat than whatever you’re yapping about.

lol
lmao
can argent energy even be considered a living organism

Cope, Cope, Cry, Cry, Dribble Dribble Dribble

So no time feats? Kyle neg-diffs.

Simonbros....

rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=23953&tags=simon_(tengen_toppa_gurren_lagann) cuckold

Time CHADS???
We have another victim to collect.

This literally happened

You haven’t even posted a feat in response. You have no proof that Kyle can dodge an omnipresent attack.

BRO I LOVE CUM

Just saying that maybe firing this thing wouldn't be good for anyone in its range, even to the denizens of hell

this only turns me on because Simon is my self-insert and this is how Simon canonically is like

You're a fucking retard, it's an OMNIDIRECTIONAL attack, telling me to watch the show, go chew on bricks.

LordGenome Bio-Computer: Preparing barrage along ALL POSSIBLE POINTS along SPACE and TIME axes.

Yes if I had an immeasurable number (Team Dai Gurren has access to at least 10^68 missiles according to the manga) of "clones" to go to every single land of every country in the world, I am literally touching everything, the entire planet.

tags=simon_%28tengen_toppa_gurren_lagann%29+cuckold

You can cut your searched tags when sharing an image Kylebro, now we know what gets your little lantern going

Read Death Metal

You have no proof Simon has any omnipresent attack. You already exposed your illiteracy and proved to everyone he doesn't even have any such attack, just a time travelling one.

Wow that's a lot of crying and coping.
Now post the clip of it hitting everything everywhere for us all to see. I'll wait.

Chad's Dilemma

Canon-accurate personalities

I object to "the sword can convert to a lot of electricity, therefore it is a nuclear bomb".

hardship and free will must exist.

This is OOC
He would be crying is agony but also saying "K-KAMINA ANIKI SUGOII!"

lets be real here no one wanted chief actually winning

3 weeks of this

Damn,Hulkzilla should have been next.

KyleGODS...

It’s been posted here multiple times. You keep glazing Kyle’s “big time travel arsenal” yet you haven’t listed a single fucking power. Green Lanterns make green construct things, they don’t time travel as a fighting style; this is not something they have an “expanded arsenal” for.

Literally post 3 things Kyle can do with time travel that isn’t just time traveling, because you have failed to impress anybody here.

I'm gonna check out for 3 weeks, then return when it drops to make fun of Simonfags once he loses. In that thread only it's ok

Around here most of those who wanted Chief to win was purely from a resulting salt spectacle standpoint. Pretty much everyone who wanted the episode wanted a Slayer win hence it winning the rematch poll in the first place

Wait a minute, you're telling me entire DC universes can be SHATTERED by sub star level attacks?

It's the season finisher, wait for your loss like a good pup will ya

Hulkzilla would have just been a different kind of obnoxious autism. I was hoping for a non confirmed fight

I like both characters so I decided to root for the underdog. Chief is unhateable

It hasn't been posted once. You did however post a text copy-paste that explicitly does not mention omnipresence and says a completely different thing.
I also notice you don't post a webm of the actual scene itself since that would make it abundantly obvious to everyone itt (and you, past your denial) that nothing there was omnipresent

Courier fighting these superhumans

getting absolutely bodied but is jacking himself up on stimpaks every single frame, limbs flying off and regenerating fast enough to make Deadpool jealous

somewhere along the lines Courier takes a single shot

plinks off their armor doing nothing

suddenly a Mysterious Stranger guns Doomguy down like a dog and it's over

either Perpetua is a jobber or DC universes are fodder

KEKYPOW
There is no winning here.

Literally missing the point, it CAN hit everywhere but obviously if you watched the show it was completely unnecessary to use them until they were fighting the Ashtanga would warping in and out of probability space, the only other time it was used again was with the Anti Spiral to counter their probability manipulation

Reminder that the DC cosmology is literally paper tier

Well you see, Kyle wins because uh…. He scales to this guy who scales to this guy who scales to this guy who scales to this guy…

Simon wins because he throws universes and his power is the ultimate NLF of “nah, I’d win” taken to the most literal extreme

I think I’ll have to side with the latter, capefags.

He can exit timespace entirely, as seen in Ion.

Mark Hamill wants Luke to take dicks up the ass.

still not posting the clip

"i-it COULD even though it DIDN'T"

LMAAOAOOOOOOAOAOAOOOOOOO
i accept your concession and your freudian slip, as well as your wife's vagina on my schlong.

"Wait why am I on there too...GODS DAMN IT!"

Simon wins becfause [HEADCANON]

Is he gonna beg Kamina-Aniki's ghost to save him again? That would be hilarious

People in the Death Battle discords are denying this being the case. They're all saying "I never cared who wins, I just wanted a cool fight."

Kirkmanbros...we keep losing

Kratos has two loyal wives, two families and many lovers. He is the only chad in all of /dbg/, possibly with Doomguy as well, though hopefully in the future they will recruit more

I HAVE NO FEATS AND I MUST POST NTR

>Well you see, Kyle wins because uh…. He scales to this guy who scales to this guy who scales to this guy who scales to this guy…

TBF a lot of DB scaling does this

It's virtual reality paper

We just had Kratos vs Asura, the former is more valuable

I HAVE NO PROOF AND I MUST LIE

Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.

I am THE KING OF KINGS

Post Simon time travelling

This is part of why I am not particularly keen on the matchup. Kyle needed help just to make construct that was vaguely solar system sized. Gurren should have fought Getter Emperor or Demonbane

Post Kratos not being boundless

muh character with literally one story

Imagine crucifying yourself on this hill every thread kek

It was gonna be Episode 200 but they decided not to set it in stone in case it needed more time in the oven
It WILL happen though

They'll give him DC chain scaling, I'm sure Zaglafgnor destroyed a galaxy back in a 4 issue series back in 1976 and that can be chained through 50 characters to give Kyle Galaxy level

I didn’t post a webm because I’m posting from my phone, at work. You claimed Kyle has a “time traveling arsenal”, and then posted absolutely nothing about that arsenal. Claims without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. As far as I’m concerned, Kyle is fucking Marty McFly-tier in terms of time travel.

On that: Kyle subconsciously gave life to a comic book villain he created as a kid called Oblivion that went on to threaten universal destruction on multiple occasions.

Here's what Kyle can do to stop Simon

Warp Reality and create and control an entire galaxy of his own

Probability alteration, negate any durability

Send people to through an infinite amount of multiverses

Travel through time

Mimic and match the powers of someone

Erase someone from existence all together

Travel through dimensions easily

Post clip of what, smoothbrain? I'm telling you what the knowledgeable characters of the show have said and direct quotes from secondary material

So just Anti Spiral but white/green

post the clip of the "omnipresent" missiles, which clearly are not omnipresent. But if they were, you would post the clip and have nothing to hide.
The secondary materail does not say they're omnipresent. The character do not say they're omnipresent. So clearly we can see them doing that, right? You're not pathetically lying on the computer to cope again, right?

amped up by every multiverse ending event up until her appearance

kek

post the Anti Spiral killing Simon while he's watching Kamina and Yoko from the bushes, cause that's what Kyle's gonna do

He also has full spectrum emotional and life manipulation. He can just make Simon give up and kill himself.

Here’s what Simon can do to stop Kyle

grow 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x bigger than Kyle’s strongest construct

step on him and his entire verse

send that step through infinite spacetime as an omnipresent, omnitemporal attack that Kyle lacks the dimensionality needed to even perceive, let alone counter

GOW scandinavias are infinite multiverses.
DC earths are infinite universes.
TTGL galaxies are paper.

omnipresent

Wow that sure is a lot of HEADCANON!

Name them, non-reader, and describe how 'they' 'amp' her.

KAMINA-ANIKI THEY'RE BULLYING ME MAKE THEM STOP ONLY YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE BULLYING ME!!!

DCfags admit they're on the same level of discourse as kratoswankers

So what the Anti Sprial tried to do to Simon?

I mean at the scale you can just say "it moves slightly and Kyle dies"

yeah, before Simon needed his BVLL to save him

Mountain level

KYLEBROS DON'T LOOK!

Cortana solos that fridge, btw

Here's a what Simon can do to win the fight

Do the impossible

See the invisible

Touch the untouchable

Break the unbreakable

that fridge has lantern powers and scaling
no really, it turned into a black lantern

When the fuck did I ever say they were omnipresent? I have only said they were OMNIDIRECTIONAL and that they are impossible to dodge normally because they can hit ALL POSSIBLE POINTS in SPACE and TIME.

Trips of truth. ROW ROW

this is the extent normalfags are aware of kyle btw

HOLY FUARK, EVERY GREEK CAN BREATH IN SPACE!

everytime I hear some redditor repeat this line like a brainwashed mcufag shouting catchphrases I immediately picture them as one of those nintendo switch cuckolds

Do the impossible

Can't bring his dead friend or wife back to life

Which is it Anon

No but that comes with being discount Goku.

GODvel out of nowhere

DCucks are deranged.

There's a difference between CAN NOT and WILL NOT. I'll excuse you for asking so many times since English isn't your first language.

So, what hapens if Kyle wins?

SIMON! BY THE POWER OF THE WHITE LANTERN I WILL NOT LET YOU ESCAPE FUCKING JADE IN MY BED!

NO KYLE, YOU WILL BE GIGA DRILL BREAKING INTO NIA'S PUSSY! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

can't make Yoko like him more than Kamina

Kyle only appears in four episodes of the entire DCAU total and in two of them it's only a mention/a cameo btw.
The extent of most's knowledge over Kyle is "that guy who appeared in that one STAS episode and the one episode where Amazo is back".
Mild disappointment.

As if

Simonfags throw a bitch-made melty tantrum for a couple threads, once that dies down and they enter the depression stage of grief Kylefags post nonstop smug memes of cucking Simon and fucking Yoko/Nia etcetera laced with whichever method he chose to kill Simon, we laugh, we meme the next match which is probably Hulkzilla, Kratosfags still control the thread

My HEROES...
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=869276

You beat Chief

Now you stand against me

Screeching bitchfits.

I'm expecting it just because the writers love DC too much

Depends on the quality of the episode and what the next episode is. Generally speaking the local DC drones will act smug for awhile and it'll be glossed over by everyone else as Death Battle being biased capefags as usual.

we lost out on gurren lagann vs getter robo because benfags wanted their runback that badly

who could be a good oppenent for skibidi toilet characters death battle anons

Not yet

DC Chads shall parade through the streets and forcibly evict the greasy little hunched up Simonfags out their mother's basements before exiling them from America to Liberia

The melties on other sites are going to be much funnier.

DC

"Chads"

ENTER

definitely, though I won't see most of it. Twitter has too many schizos for me to stomach, it's overwhelming.

Redditors are now mad that Chief’s death was too brutal
reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1k9egrz/who_couldve_seen_this_coming/

Why is fear Kyle wearing a condom on his head

the KND vs Skibidi Toilet would go hard

Character infamous for doing brutal gory kills does brutal gory kill

Shocking

same admittedly
Wonder which random DC vs some japanese thing match-up will suddenly get shilled into popularity afterwards.

Could we get Toriko vs Matter-Eater Lad?

I'm still waiting on this considering they did Homestuck in a DBcast not too long ago. That or maybe Midnight Crew vs some other fictional gang. That could be fun.

no one can defeat OUR HEROES

I hate doomslayer wank more than Kratos wank.
Kratos wank at least has some semblance of sense.
doomslayer wank is just stupid, because originally he was just some dude

depends on of the character really
if its a waifufag character like the object head women then its scaled to characters like them but if we're going for the titans then kaiju and mecha would had to be involved

I'd think they would do Sentry vs Superboy Prime.

They didn't even give Doom Slayer his wank which is actually shilled within the games and by his devs

No they take the buffout then the psycho, chugs 30 sunset sasperilla for the regen and then hits the stem packs all while shooting the ranger pistol in one hand and swinging the proton axe in the other

Is MEL more or less obsecure than Kyle?

So, what happens if Simon wins?

This

Simon vs Bueno's rape victim

???

Kratos wank at least has some semblance of sense.

all die to a halo activation

They circlejerk in victory for one thread, then get bored because there's like a total 5 Kylefags on earth and they won't bother replying

Any mildly competent mecha setting blows these fags out of the water with ease.

I think he has more cartoon appearances.

The people who requested the matchup are happy and everyone moves onto the next match because no one really cares about Kyle

CURSE YOU NERVOUS SYSTEM

Gurren Lagann hopes of being a viable power in power scaling are crushed just like Ben 10. No one can take your verse seriously after you pick a fight with the lesser Green Lantern and still lose. It's like if you pegged all your hopes on defeating pre Super Heroes Gohan.

Probably pretty similar to as Kyle winning. Lots of the cuckposting that has been seen as of late and smug shitposting on how Simon bodies the entirety of the DCverse only for the DCfags to go cry about Hal

I schlick in victory, for my SPIRAL KING

Kotoka...

*weaponizes timetravel*

Yep, my hero.

Gurren Lagann music being posted in every thread

DCfags being mocked hard with non DCfags egging them on by saying how Hal would get raped just as hard, leading to long tirades from the usual DCfags

More cuckposting unfortunately

From there will get mentioned in any future DC matchup against a non Big 2 character

Sotobro effect status?

No fancharacter shit

Time nvke.
Do not even attempt a reply. I have already won across all points in time.

>More cuckposting unfortunately

No matter who wins, the poos will post this. To them this is a Anon Babble NTR thread.

fill me in how the heck Ash vs Yugi is supposed to work - are we talking Yugi w/ Atem who just has trading cards and Shadow Games that still involve playing something like trading cards or some other form of game, or Ancient Pharoah Atem (and thus not Yugi) using the actual monsters that can physically battle pokemon?

Or is it just Ash and Yugi in a fist fight?

Anti-Spiral literally tried this. Lmao, Kylebucks really have nothing, do they?

It’s probably just going to follow Millenium World/Shadow game rules where the monsters are real.

Simon literally needed Kamina-Sama to save him.

Eh, Gohanfags were still a thing pre-Super Hero.
I'd compare Kyle more to pre-Super Hero Piccolo.

Shadow game or virtual reality shenanigans. It'll probably be something like every pokemon Ash has ever caught against Yugi's deck + maybe additional stuff he summons as Atem

Posts fanfiction

No he didn't, Kamina was dead retardo.

That was Simon’s conscience talking to him. He can easily replicate it.

post non-canon material

denied
*pew*

About as obscure, which is hilarious and sad

Yugi's Monsters being real vs Ash's Pokemon. Don't know how they'll balance it out, I'm assuming we'll get end game Yugi/Atem's deck vs Ash's end game team.
The win condition could be just whoever's team loses first or if Yugi or Ash die first like they had for Red vs Tai and Yugi just starts to beat up Ash.

Guessing a mix of both. Their entire arsenals along with possibility of them personally brawling with each other. Ash is in for a bad time on the latter front if they give Yugi the Duel Armor though

Kamina had to come back from the dead just for Simon to keep kissing his feet so Kamina can save the day again and Simon can keep worshipping him

The new game also kinda soft-confirms the Officer scales above all the player characters/Runners in the new game.

The Marathon is an endgame map with Pfhor and Spht all over. Supposedly there’s a 20 percent survival rate for runners with the best equipment

Cyborgs are confirmed to be way more dangerous than Runners

Spht seeming to be foreshadowed as minibosses. And he was mowing through those like a weedwacker

it was a temporally displaced Kamina, according to you Simonfags from previous threads

Went in and checked. You can outrun your own rockets in classic Doom with SR40 and SR50, which most people would say aren't exploits. In nu-Doom you can technically catch up via Ballista/Gauss boosting, but it's unclear if this counts as an exploit since the kickback is an intentional aspect of the weapon.

Ash's Dragonite deliciously plump tummy...

Ultimately it's all going to be for fluff. The match will obviously end with either Exodia or Holactie wiping out whatever Ash has left

SAAAAAAR

Why are so many powerscaling Kratosfags pajeets?

KIIIIIIINNNNNGGGTTTTOOOOOOOSSSS

KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS KRATOS

It's kind of always the inherent problem with YGO in these kinds of formats.
Like, what does 3000 Attack Points mean? What does Destruction mean, does it matter if one card does it via something like a bomb or knives vs a magic spell? What does being 'Unable to be destroyed by battle' mean outside of the game?

THE KING OF KIIIIIIIIIIINNNGS

Kamina already mindbroke Kylefags and it hasn't even been one day

Sad.

Almost as much as mindbroke Simon by cucking him lmao
well not really, Simon was so mindbroken he worshipped his BVLL for the rest of his life like a prepper

Will they consider Exodia if it's only in his deck for a few episodes? If so, yeah it would just be Yugi waiting until he can draw out Exodia. But I don't know how Yugioh card monsters scale. I remember there was an arc set in Ancient Egypt where some of the monsters real actually real.

Kratos broke you.

Didn’t the guy who made Kratos say all this scaling shit is delusional

no. A Mexican janitor who spends way too much time on twitter did though. Asuracucks named Pablo really seem to value his opinion.

c-cuck! c-cuck!

A childhood crush isn't cucking. God, Kylefags are pathetic projectors. Are all DCucks this insecure?

an individualist

c-crush!

Simon was madly in love with her and mindbroken and heartbroken from Kamina cucking him. Watch your own series, cuck

Kratos is gay and got molested by a bear.

Yugi just starts to beat up Ash.

That might have worked for Tai against Red but that shit won't work against Ash.

yeah exactly like that lol
how is their dress sense so consistent? It's remarkable

Not true no matter how many times you parrot it in a desperate attempt to deflect from Kyle being a literal, factual cuck.

spends half the series madly in love and slobbering and fantasising about her unable to take his eyes off

she's literally his whole world and his only source of love and self-worth and affection, being the only woman who's ever liked him back

ntr protag Kamina cucking him literally mindbreaks him so bad he goes into hysterics crying in a bush while screaming

"WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY BUSINEEEEESS!"

then the next day is so cucked and emasculated by Kamina he LOSES ALL HIS POWERS and everyone nearly and does die because of it. Kamina has to save the day instead of him because Simon literally turns into a cucked powerless bitch for YEARS afterwards

Your "hero" is a little bitch cuck, bro, and he worships his BVLL
files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4

See files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4

It's true and you're in denial of your own series in manbaby seethe. Just like when you all tried to pretend Simon was younger than them to cope and lie to yourselves too. If all you have is lying to yourself about reality, then you're a lost cause and should get off the computer for a bit.

Asura out of nowhere

mindbroken seethe towards Bruno

Have you not watched Death Battle cast? The whole team believes that humans in Pokemon have super strength

Simon was like eight Kamina was like sixteen Yoko was never going to fuck him until he was older.

I don't see why not. Exodia is pretty iconic for him and he is still capable of summoning him as Atem ever after losing the cards

Good thing Yugi can't summon superhuman monsters and gods then.

NTA but both Simon and Yoko were 14 in part 1 of Gurren Laggan. That said other "muh madly in love" anon is a massive retard just parroting bullshit

This is the same person, btw.

I've seen the show, and as anyone else who has seen it can tell you, Yoko never had feelings for Simon. This is by no definition "cucking". Simon wasn't upset about Yoko, he felt insecure because he felt inadequate next to Kamina.

Take your deranged jewish cuck fantasies back to plebbit or tel aviv.

Simon and Yoko were both 14 you FUCKING LIAR. THEY WERE THA SAME AGE
Kamina was the only one older than them

Holy fuck I hate how TTGL fags will all shamelessly lie about their own series to cope.
Imagine so casually resorting to lying on the computer because you're that pathetic. Disgraceful and ratlike

Can you not flipping read, READ M TO THE F TO THE R GOSH DARN IT

he is still capable of summoning him as Atem ever after losing the cards

When did he do this? Also if we're going by technicality. Exodia guarantees a win in the card game. What can the monster itself do? Not doubting he's strong, just curious on how strong he is because Pokemon can get pretty ridiculous.

Madly in love is a stretch, children get heartbroken over crushes all the time. Get real

spends half the series madly in love

Literally only the first 7 episodes, probably less

>she's literally his whole world and his only source of love and self-worth and affection

Kamina

Yugi flipped a giant multi headed dragon. Plus he has magic hax

Kylefags post the truth and actual clips of the show

Simonfags shamelessly lie because they're broken by the truth being seen

As always
Yoko had feelings for Simon, they were the main teased couple with the most moments before this, and Yoko tried several times to flirt with Simon and was even trying to confess to Simon before Kamina swooped in.
The way you TTGLfags lie to others to fake an internet narrative is disgusting, get a fucking grip. Lying shouldn't be so casual among you losers you know

The memory arc showed that you could use the millennium items to summon monsters for real and imprison them within the items. I don't think Atem ever made a monster real, but he got his memory back at very end of the series so it's not much of a stretch to say that he could.

He really doesn't need Exodia. He's got all 3 Egyptian god cards and that's more than enough.

Post screencaps of Yoko flirting with Simon.

that earth's a condensed universe.

Uh-huh...and I'm guessing the stars referred to here were condensed multiverses?

Watch the series, he loved her that entire time and was devoted to her. He was mindbroken by Kamina taking
her.
And Kamina is a douchebag who used him, stepped over him and cucked him. "but muh believe in yourself" and then he steals Yoko from him lmao Simon was always Kamina's asskisser

When did he do this

During Bakura's final arc I believe with the whole replaying of past Ancient Egypt? Been awhile but I think it got no sold by Zorc?

Simon was a scrawny ass kid then. He looks like he's eight.

Yoko had feelings for Simon

She literally did not you fucking retarded ape. She was ALWAYS seen ogling Kamina, NEVER Simon. This reach is so fucking pathetic.

yoko got turned on at the thought of Simon and Kamina fucking

I know he doesn't need Exodia but its one of his iconic moments. He could of course summon the three egyptian gods or Holactie for the same result

Ash having super strength doesn't even out shit.

Ash has taken multiple big hits from Pokemon and survived it

Yugi is just a normal teenager who gets beat up by bullies

I know he looks 8 but canonically he was 14. Think like a gravity falls situation where Dipper looked like he was 7 when he was actually almost 13

Dude what the fuck? That’s not flirting that’s being a Fujoshi, people wanted Simon to date this bitch?

more lying

There is a literal near confession right before this scene. She flirts with Simon all through every episode before this and not with Kamina, Kamina was a jerk who she couldn't stand.
You getting caught lying for a narrative then making up more lies in crying cope is disgustingly pathetic you literal exposed LIAR.

Yoko had feelings for Simon,

Stopped reading there, fucking revisionist garbage. Yoko literally says in Episode 6 that she doesn't want Simon but puts faith in him because he's always there for the team. There's never an indication that she actually cared for Simon more than just a sibling-like friend.

Yoko tried several times to flirt with Simon

Post clip

It must have been sad to be 14 and your balls haven't dropped yet.

WHAT DOES OUTING SHIT MEAAAAAAN, YOU GOSH DARN DUMMY TRIPFOE

thread's already ended I'm not downloading the mkvs for you of your own show then pasting it for you again.
Tomorrow if you're still lying about this new narrative like you tried with their ages I'll download it and post it.

That was probably malnutrition or being a late bloomer

Kylefags are really dumping on a prepubescent little kid just because he had a crush on a girl that didn’t work out.

Meanwhile, THEIR first crush was fucking butchered and stuffed into a fridge lmao

There is a literal near confession right before this scene.

No? What the fuck? They were just talking and then she saw Kamina off alone in the woods and literally went to go confess her feelings to him. What in the holy fuck are you spouting, you kike?

Kylenigs need mental help.

not prepubescent or a little kid, mid teens who was madly in love with the girl of his dreams then got cucked like a bitch by some douchebag he worships all his life and calls "big bro"

Defintion of a prepper. Your idol worships his BVLL

DC universes cap out at star level and Mandrakk is weaker than someone who jobs to sub stellar attacks at most.

people wanted Simon to date this bitch

Maybe if you watched 5-6 episodes then dropped the show. Simon always compared himself to Kamina in the beginning because he was basically his cooler older brother. Simon had a little crush on Yoko but that was it. That crush died pretty quickly. Simon got his own girlfriend pretty quickly after. 99% of the posts talking about this shit is unironically some /dbs/ guy spamming his cuck fetish onto everything he can.
Gurren Lagann is a great show but it's pretty damn simple you can't really misinterpret anything in it.

Mid teens

14 isn't mid teens anon

New thread

mindbroken buzzwords from the simon manbaby cuck

Watch it again and stop lying to yourself for the love of god. They're talking and comforting eachother, then Yoko tries to confess but then shies away from nervousness. Does the whole "S-Simon..." then blushes and turns away and says "i..it's nothing, nevermind!" She then goes back tot eh gay earrings weapons guy, who tells her Kamina is outside and that's when Kamina swoops in

Find a better lie next time you pathetic redditor

Simon had a little crush on Yoko but that was it

Watch your own series files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4
and get a grip and stop lying to yourself, please, you pathetic redditor

Yoko being 14 years old doesn’t mean you’re a pedo if you’re attracted to her because she doesn’t look like it!

Simon being 14 years old but looking and acting like a child means nothing and he’s pathetic for having a crush on a girl his age!

Huh?

The Mario world was confirmed to be faster than Sonic’s, so…

star shaking

Not even star destroying, huh?

Maybe Simon should be limited to the Arc-Guren Lagann to make it a bit more fair?

Stop replying to the retard attention seeker.

Atem makes monsters real in the first duel he has against Kaiba.

You mean the very first one from season zero? I thought those were illusions.

Yugi got hit by the fire of the sun god and lived

Joey as well, sort of.

As far as I remember, Atem only made him experience the pain. So it's closer to a psychic attack.
Then that inspired Kaiba to make his holographic monster arenas.

Based on the Chief V Doom and Kratos V Asura (and I guess CU V DB) I actually don't think Yugi is guaranteed to win. Though people argue consistency isn't super high in DB's scaling methodologies IMO those episodes established two things:
1: Lore/statement wank will be applied when both characters have access to it, or if one character needs it to stay even with the other (they even threw Megatron a vague universe level rating just to make the Frieza match look like less of a stomp, they said Magneto could "absorb universe level energy output" or whatever vs Tetsuo's big bang to address it without calling him a universe buster outright, etc)
2: Lore/statement wank will not be bought if one character gets massive boosts and the other doesn't
I think this will fall into category 1, which means they would do the Yubel thing but under the exact same logic Ash gets to Creation Trio level.
They could also run this comparison on a much much lower scale based on more direct feats with Zorc's eclipse VS Ultra Necrozma stealing/providing light for Ultra Space because those are much less flowery.
What's convoluted is how Spells and Traps work - I have no doubt they would be able to effect Ash's team, but it's a matter of if they'll consider it possible for Ash to remove or dodge them.
Aside from the ones that in-anime have a physical form on activation and have to actually make contact with what they're effecting that could theoretically be intercepted or dodged, but I don't think you can really NLF them when cards like say, A Wingbeat of Giant Dragon exist that removes all spells and traps, it's hard to argue that Whirlwind, which is also a gust-based technique that also removes things from the battlefield wouldn't be able to do the same even if only one at a time.
IDK I feel like if they treat them evenly under their current methodology Ash probably wins. I would love it to just be City level shenanigans with an actual argument over spells/traps vs counters tho

could 100 gorillas beat superman?

Pokemon earth is constantly tanking surface of the sun level Macargo. Just existing. This fewt is the equivalent of Ash stubbing his toe. Pokémon world just built different.

Magcargo's sun-feat isn't actually that fucked up
youtu.be/sLkS7L9EtOA?si=O7KddAm7pVQIPl_l&t=789
You'd be fine from 100 feet away, for example.

they even threw Megatron a vague universe level rating just to make the Frieza match look like less of a stomp

They could've just used Japanese G1, Alternity, Cloud or Unicron Trilogy instead.