Do stolas truly deserve this fate?
Helluva boss thread
He deserves someone better than Blitzo
Yee
People shat their pants and thought that Viv really made a short of Stolas blowing his brains out
Thatd be cathartic as i hate how much the show shifted focus onto stolas
What can you say about Stolas? He was Stolas.
I wonder if we'll get something cool like the dhorks/cherubs teaming up with a disgraced exorcist now that there's no copyright barrier.
If he ronnie mcnutt'd himself it would not he an open casket funeral
How come he don't want E, man?
Because you're a midget!
Yeah yeah
Kekaroooooo
qrd lol
Hoot
I don't want Stolas to be dead. I want him to change. Starting with being a better father.
YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANOTHER BISCUIT JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST CHILD
What a cutie!
He is a narcissist he is incapable of changing he just needs to kill himself now
Chester mcbadbats dad is dead? Holy hell
Where do fags go if they're in hell already? Hell Premium?
Nonexistence
Who the fuck are these people
I wanna hang out with Lute, she seems like she could use a friend.
F U
NEPHEW
Lucifer vs. Champion Gundyr
Who wins?
The original suicide squad
No. Its hell. The fact they even had a trial is stupid. If he was doing something that undermined hell's system and its purpose, then maybe.
Headpat the lil owl
dying twice
What's he gonna do, just pop back in fucking hell again
If the soul dies, they cease to exist.
more like cyoot
they cease to exist
if only, being on the internet has been insufferable ever since the series got mainstream.
Absolute death awaits the Hellborn, Angelborn, and Sinners who die a second time.
Lucifer. Ez.
Nobody cares. Skibidi Toilet won.
They havent confirmed that
Angels are so cool.
hi
This can only end one way
What do you think Lute does in her downtime?
Practice killing demons
mfw immediately thought of that incubus being voiced by Jack Black for some reason even though he isn't.
I blame my recent purchase of Brutal Legend for this.
Weapon cleaning, thinking about Adam, visiting the holy gardens (No, not *that* garden) and probably training.
I wanna share a drink with her. She probably doesn't drink.
I would love for Lute to show up in the crossover just to slice some elder demon's head off with no effort, just to show that she could.
Lute is so cool.
I request a source my good man.
Absolutely. He dug his own grave. I’d only feel bad for Via. She did nothing wrong, and still gets shit on for calling out her adulterous fag of a father who loves his boy toy more than her.
DEMONS COULD BE HERE
Lute deserved so much better.
Stolas is a Hellborn, meaning he’s just a demon that was born in Hell. He also used an Angelic weapon to kill himself, so he won’t come back.
he never really cared for his daughter or his job compared to getting fucked by B, so I don't understand how this outcome is suddenly the worst thing ever for him
they all deserve the worst theyre in hell because of that :/
either they go back to earth, or
I think I have a life-crippling obsession with this fucking bird.
Yeah. Stolas in Helluva Boss (not the og demon) is a crappy self pitying narcissist who deserves what he got and possibly more but he's honestly too pathetic to want something much worse to happen to him.
Holy fucking Kek
It she really good at kissing?
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I forgot to post this, I drew this Bee while Anon Babble was down. Warning lewd
Unironically good driving music with kino music videos
No
[spoile]That's what makes it cute[/spoiler]
Me too
Boop the Hoot
Loona and
Anon
Nice
Yes.
Think I'll repost a short green-text I did from one of last nights Threads
For anyone who's seen the leaked episode:
Do we have ANY idea as to why Lute is obsessed with Adam? At first I thought she was Eve or something; but apparently Rosie is Lilith & Roo is Eve. Soooo why is hallucinating n shit
What happened to Lute?
leaked episode
link?
So wait does the rape and suicide not even happen? Im confused
Another win for multi-arm.
A very good Bee.
Love? Respect? A fanaticism for the spirit of humanity he himself no longer resembles but kicked off?
Satan is a big guy...
For you.
if anyone is interested yall know the deal
one (1) request involving either millie, loona or stella. preferably nsfw
"I like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder "why the hell did Vivienne Medrano go out of her way to ruin me as a character?"
A topless getting facialised by anons dick while filming it for her premium snapchat
a topless loona
Fug how could i forget to write her name?
Loona standing on a swirling chair while at work holding powertools.
This cant be real, can it?
Stella trying to put on a bra, finding its too small.
Stella as picrel
Sorry Anon. I know you want a pool or beach episode, but there’s been an unfortunate problem with the hotel pool
loona and anon holding hands
Millie about to crush Anon's head with her butt for insulting her.
Kekek
or
Millie cosplaying as imp Midna
Loona attempting to pull Millie off of Anon (she has him in a leg-lock around the neck)
Except Sir Pentious died a second time and he went to heaven.
Loona cuddling with anon, but she's topless
Sadly, no. But dwinni sure as hell made it believable. I'm fully convinced that he's a former studio cleanup artist who had an inside look at how the show was progressing and didn't like how different it was from the pilot. The video he made reeks of a pilot headcanon where Stolas was a typical elitist royal with eldtrich powers and a wife who was nervous but otherwise loving of him; and for whatever reason his obsession for Blitzo being a sexual plaything morphed into romantic fantasies. Yet as the plot progressed, after Stolas allowed his life to fall apart and his family to reject him, Blitzo ultimately rejects him as well. This sends him into a freefall of despair where he just ends it all.
That's what I got from this. It's just the way he acts in each scene is almost exactly how I was expecting him to act in the show following the pilot. I just think this fan video was created by a former employee who feels the same way that a lot of fans do about the show: expecting a fun sitcom, receiving a depressing leftist soap opera.
Millie putting a blanket over a resting Anon & Loona
Anon must ensure that the hotel’s pool is never allowed to open, lest Angel Dust’s Hell AIDS spread to the rest of the residence
make the first woman evil and corrupted
I fucking hate Vivienne Medrano.
make the first woman evil and corrupted
I knew she had some good ideas up there in her head
a wife who was nervous but otherwise loving of him
Speaking of which, she looked mighty fine in this shot. There's a lot written on such a simple expression: uncertainty, nervousness, knowing full well this is all just a ruse.
If only the show treated its characters with the same respect.
If only indeed
If only indeed fellow Anon
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The sheer amount of STDS Angel Dust and Verosika have is astounding
for Angel part of it is sinner immortality and a high tolerance over having to reform multiple times in the past from infections
meanwhile the bear minds in the Sloth ring are amazed Verosika is still alive
if they ever copulated it'd be a doomsday scenario
only thing protecting the universe is how gay Angel is
Millie as a topless boxer fighter.
This but One and Sinner!Two
Someone pays a LOT of money for Angel Dust and Verosika porno.
Their coupling makes an airborne super std. mending the hatred heaven and hell had for each other as Lucifer and Sera work together to save all reality from being infected.
Nice. I'm more of an Ulver guy myself, though.
While I like Black Metal
I prefer Doom Metal I prefer a more melodic/bluesy type of metal but Horna has some good stuff Juuret being my personal favorite and my favorite Black metal song
The only thing I hate more than Stolas are Stolas defenders
NOOOO HES JUST A CUTE SOFT BOY UWU
Shut the FUCK UP
Indeed
Stella and Octavia did nothing wrong
Don't forget, shes the equivalent of a teenager. They're stupid for a reason, their world experience is one-one hundreth that of her parents. Of course shes not going to understand. She knows her parents don't like each other, but they don't have to like eachother to love each other. To her, there was a time - a time we don't see - where it seemed like they DID love each other. At least to her. THAT is what hurts her.
I need more of that Hootgame green... pastebin thing... It was such a nice read...
One: "Aw shit Two, we gotta get outta here!"
Two: "Quick, to the DHORK-Cycle!"
Two and One jump on this Monocycle, Two driving, One wrapping one arm around her waist while firing off a Tec-9 with a ridiculously extended magazine at IMP behind him.
This theme plays as they drive off.
Which one?
She looks so.
Sad.
Stella in a sexy bodysuit with an ass focus please
This'un
pastebin.com
Yes, he deserved to be raped by Detroitians in that dark alleyway in the steaming hot summer of 2022. If he didn't want to be raped, he wouldn't have played around with the Grimoire like that.