Death Battle

Completely different game logic match up, who's winning

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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Yugi

The real reason why tranimefags lose is because of SUPERIOR WESTERN METAPHYSICS btw

Does Ash get to use the Pokémon tcg?

youtu.be/Z_bvmJ1kYBM?feature=shared

a summon of a boss casually invokes the BIG BANG then casually speeds up to the present

Holy FUARK

Winning how? Monster vs monster? Wouldn't Yugi win with just sheer numbers? 40 cards vs 6 pokemon

Mike Tyson >>>> Leopard >>>>> Gorilla >>>> Cockroach

That would be boring limiting Ash's pokemon to only 6, I want to see the Taurous horde. I would assume DB will just have all the cards yugi had and all the Pokemon Ash had.

Also what is Yugi going to do when Ash pulls out thunder armor Swellow?

Chucky the Magical Firefighter LGBTQIA+ Pony gapes Kratos.

... with the sole exception of KIIIIIIIIINNNNGGTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS

CANON

Except for KINGtos

Adding to that

cucked by logic, something he created, which implies he is limited to physics and the most basic bitch of metaphysics

LITERALLY FUCKED A TRANNY

featless fraud, all "believe me dude I could do it", and no action

adding to that, more or less the first character to be wanked purely based on statements about omnipotence

needs to be massively buffed by several fictional interpretations, like his dante inferno variant, and the WOD version off him, which means that 99% of glorified fanfictions beat OG bible god

God? Jobs to kratos, unironically, atleast Kratos jobs to something impressive like a one ton pillar being flung at mach 10, instead of nails and iron chariots.

reminder that in COD Zombies humanity somehow tanked this
youtu.be/PtgOmzK8N-w?si=qotKscihzeadoFqk

Simon is still a faggot

Kratos is the God of Hope so he scales above the God of Frauds (Yahweh)

He was holding back, to make them suffer

He was holding back

dumbass Kratos is one of the three wise men and will love to see the end of the old Gods and start of the abrahamic religions

Bueno, bueno, bueno, bueno

Oh also he gets bullied by any real top dog in mythology, fucking Zeus destroys him.

Those rocks would've SPLATTERED Yahweh btw

three wise men

who, by the way, are fanfiction too

God the unrepentant psycopath causes massive pain to innocent animals because some people made him mad

tranny cock CANONICALLY scales above the omnipotent abrahamic god

OHNONONONONONONO

Jobs to Job

Ash, easy. He's stronger, faster, and can take more hits. Yugi has magic, but he can't do anything useful with it unless Ash cheats.

psychopath

applying human morality to a higher-dimensional being

Are people also “psychopaths” for swatting the flies that land on their arm?

what is Yugi going to do

Summoned Skull with Makiu (spell that casts fog), Catapult Turtle + Gaia, the list goes kek

If Ash wants to throw hands when the shadow game dictates they fight with card monsters and pocket monsters, that's cheating

You're dangling pearls before swine. The average battleboarder is too immature and self-important to understand any kind of nuance or superior authority

Yes, but he can throw hands after he loses at a card game. There's no penalty for loss, but there is instant death for cheating.

Is God good? yes or no

what part of "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female he created them. Gen 1:27" do you not understand? iit later says that if Adam and Eve had eaten from the fruit of life then they would be like Gods/God

ummm not that anon but are you implying the bible says man's morality is above god's command? then abraham's story has no meaning

DUUUUUUUUUUUDE, he is super duper strong so he can torture random animals

The difference is that the fly is being annoying and dirty, and can genuinely cause problems (like infectious), oh also we consider killing flies not morally wrong because they are in layman terms, very very dumb, barely sapient. And if god is truly omnipotent, the we may as well be bellow fiction, so he would be quite literally assaulting living functional,thinking,living beings because they courted death. Power doesn't overide morality

That superior authority is a tranny fucker, as seen here.

the bible says man's morality is above god's command

are you asking me if Free Will exists?

i'm asking if god isn't literally transcendent in the bible from your perspective

Kratos is God of War and War is bad

Says who?

God apparently

22 Then the LORD God said, “Behold, the man has become like one of Us, to know good and evil. And now, lest he put out his hand and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live forever”— 23 therefore the LORD God sent him out of the garden of Eden to till the ground from which he was taken.” (Gen. 3:22–23)

We have the same understanding. The Text indicates that knowing what is good and what is evil is a God-only attribute.

Where?

VSBW: Here's the framework for qualifying for near-omnipotence.

SCP: Okay, here's a hundred characters that do.

VSBW: NOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

The problem is that VSBW faggots literally worship powerful and wanked characters. Creating powerful characters (by their standards) is considered heresy. Because they want to pick and choose who's powerful based on flimsy and obscure details that shouldn't matter, but once you make it undeniable they get mad that you've mastered their shitty framework and that they can't debunk it.

""pearl""

It's psychopathic logic. Morality doesn't apply because "his brain is wired different so he doesn't feel bad about it", "duper transcendent god powah", "the current King/dictator owns the country", etc. Anyone can tell you're a piece of shit, clearly by definition that shit is bad and evil, but you play with words in some way that's lame and gay.

God won, Satan lost.

Beck interpreted the appendages between the figures’ legs, which appear in the 1982 drawing, as the tails of the lion skin garments they are wearing. But as soot faded from the pottery over time, it became clear that the smaller Bes had nothing between its legs, and the drawing was updated accordingly, this time without the appendage.

One day archaeologist Uzi Avner called me and told me that he was looking at the exhibits at the Israel Museum and that he thinks the smaller figure has nothing between its legs. We rushed to the museum and they opened the display case for us. We had the Israel Museum restorer with us, who promised me that he had gentle hands, and with a light brush he cleaned it and it turned out that there was nothing [there]. Since then we have been careful to draw the picture with one figure with and one without. This made it easier for those claiming that they were male and female.

this was the only thing I could find about it
this is all I could find on it

Every so called omnipotent character in ficiton is aAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE IT BUUUUUUUURNS PLEASE STOP DAMNING ME GOD I PROMISE I’LL NEVER MAKE FUN OF YOU AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAA

transcendent

Transcendent?
The hebrew God literally fights with other Gods in the Bible.
Abraham's story includes a fight against Astarte that ends with Yahweh winning and Abraham kneeling to a priest of El Elyon. Everyone coped by stating El Elyon is Yahweh.
Also Yahweh jobbed to Jacob.

I'd say it's the difference between creating a character to tell a story, versus creating a character to hit various quotas. You might be wondering if I am implying that creating overpowered characters is part of the woke agenda.

I am.

While embittered atheists are always cringeworthy, at least now we'll be able to tell how strict the janitors are going to be from now on

saddening

SCP was kicked not ENTIRELY because of his wank (even at SCP hayday, it was still routinely outwanked by World of darkness and self referential engine), but because...Well, its open nature allows bad actors, retarded stuff, and outright blatant violations of copyright, something that VSBW doesn't like (The best profile, by a mile was deleted instantly after people realized that the author was hiding the fact that there were a shitload of licensed characters, to the point that the MC had an ebin death battle with goku at one point.1). Oh also creating characters obviously made for battleboarding, like suggsverse, and unlike worms where the god tiers get memed by meta physics, and only peak at like star level, SCP did reach into suggsverse level of degeneracy.
1:vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:ActuallySpaceMan42/Test_Page_12
Yes, I put fucking Quotation on a wall of text, I have no shame.

IS THAT A DEBUNK? NOOOOOOO. I'M GOING INSANE!! HELP ME, JANITORS!!!

Pathetic.

Isaiah 44:6 and Job 42:2 pretty much say it all

Pathetic

Atheists out of NOWHERE

DAMN, christfags get atomized by reddit atheists? KWAB.

When did I say help me janitors?

SHARTheists melting down over CHADod again

Solos Warhammer 40k

so you took a speculative post, and you replied nothing but a call to a higher power, your god the jannies. religion is a part of your very soul whether you like it or not

One day, bros. One day…

I think Kaleid is a little too adult for Death Battle, ironically enough

God damn it. No pun intended.
So does any alternate version of Superman have a good matchup? I've seen picrel and Injustice Superman vs Omni-Man here and there, and I think it could be pretty cool. I've also seen DCAU Superman vs EMH/Avengers Assemble Thor, which I like too. a more obscure one would be Golden Age Superman vs Ultraman. I realize none of these are likely to ever happen, but I just wanna know what you guys think

Laws, Causality, Concepts, Fundamental Information and even Plot itself are His to command

Isaiah

the book that claims Cyrus the Great was a messiah and that was fraudchecked by Cyrus himself? the book that still mentions El Elyon and tries its best to retcon the Elohim? the book misunderstood by christians to the point that they created Lucifer based on misinterpretations?
Nah.

Book of Job

This book is not taken literally. It even has a different creation myth (The Land rests on pillars)

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This sequence of posts describe /dbg/ autistic type of posts very well. Retardation followed by someone in a retarded argument, then some shitposter, then someone making fun of [insert somewhat popular verse], with niche character, then continuation of retarded post, then waifufaggottry.
Post Kratos destroying a mountain. Also why the fuck are there actual christians here? This place is shitpost central, go home, it will be a better use of your time anyways.

ya u mad. :)

If this is how it must be, protect the universe at all costs

Unironically just how it's going to end

Kyle confronts Simon, saying his spiral energy is too dangerous and he must stop him

Accepts Simon is more worth to protect the world than he or any GL is

How dare you. This isn't shitpost city. Like, one tenth of the posts here are serious. This will not become your implicitly atheist safety bubble, especially when the source of the amateur theism being posted is deliberately inflammatory blasphemy

kills kratos

prepares to fodderize Doomslayer

Which one actually comes out on top in a straight fistfight?

open nature allows bad actors,

This isn't specific enough.

retarded stuff,

This isn't specific enough.

and outright blatant violations of copyright,

This is a non-issue, and has nothing to do with power scaling.

The best profile, by a mile was deleted instantly after people realized that the author was hiding the fact that there were a shitload of licensed characters, to the point that the MC had an ebin death battle with goku at one point.

Unless the character's name or design is used then it's not copyright infringement. If you're not too dumb you can include your Goku or Superman expy without any issues. In fact even Dragonball did it with "Suppaman."

Oh also creating characters obviously made for battleboarding,

Wouldn't be a problem if you didn't worship OP and wanked characters.

The most powerful characters SHOULD be the ones that are designed to be powerful. Just as big numbers (see the Googology wiki) are the ones that are designed to be big.

Neither of those excuses invalidate what's written on the parchment. Especially the Cyrus point. This would hold water if you wanted to debate Isaiah's validity as a prophetic work, but not insofar as descriptions of god's nature are concerned, unless you think god is real. Christians take the Book of Job as canon and interpret it in accordance with their own hermeneutics; they could say "the pillars of heaven/the sky" is tantamount to me saying the first amendment is one of "the foundations of our democracy" or that farmers are one of "America's cornerstones".
But what really makes you an idiot is believing the bible doesn't declare that god is god. I haven't been to church in 20 years and even I know the bible says he created the world, and when he said let there be light, what happened? Debunked by you, I'm sure, but that's what the text reads, and if you consider it a fiction you should parse it like a fiction. Like in Judges 4 where god's favor enabled Deborah to defeat iron chariots.
Frankly, I'd be more interested in a reply about Death Battle matchups for God where you know the public's reaction would be controversial and very funny, don't be too eager otherwise. I think Krishna would be more fun, because of how Indians behave online; and you could be deliberately obtuse and say he's arrow level because he was killed by an arrow

Jobs to CHADgda btw

Neither of those excuses invalidate what's written on the parchment.

Excuses.

Whatever makes you sleep at night.

I'm not sure how good Simon is... But Kyle's... Decent. I didn't expect this to be the thing I ended up referencing from his Anarky cameo, but here we are

This is just Asura vs Chakravartin

Haven't slept in ten days

is believing the bible doesn't declare that god is god

and even I know the bible says he created the world

anon doesn't know

This isn't specific enough.

Cmon, the fucking homestuck tranny satelite.

This isn't specific enough.

Troon shit, powerlevels, a lack of quality for several reasons (ignoring the pseudo realist way SCP is structured, outright bad writting, and obvious vs boarding made stories).

and outright blatant violations of copyright,

Look anon, they are very, VERY careful about copyright (they almost got taked down by the creator of cool cat...I was there), that is the reason they choose, it doesn't matter that it is a good reason.

Wouldn't be a problem if you didn't worship OP and wanked characters.

You are just pulling things out of your ass now, I never said that I like overly OP things inherently because of their power (though I am a xianxia fag so eh...).

The most powerful characters SHOULD be the ones that are designed to be powerful. Just as big numbers (see the Googology wiki) are the ones that are designed to be big.

If you were being retarded, and wanted to have one gazillion little timmy broken gary stu copies flood the site, because that is how bootleg suggsverse made specifically to have penis competions start.

Aren't Yugi's Monsters just fake holograms?

Yes, but there have been occurrences of them becoming real

The penalty game is applied if you cheat or lose, Mai didn’t cheat against Marik but still suffered a penalty game for losing, Bakura does that shit to people constantly too.

ehhhhh hard to say. they're technically alive

it's over
smt iva rapes the digimon world

they became real once or twice when I was watching. I remember Yami Bakura summoning some of them to eat Pegasus's bodyguards, but don't know if there was more to it than that

wwhat has Dagda done? and DOC please don't give me that "he lives in poopoo land where multiverses are made by the googols" stuff

They’re hardlight kinda like a GL construct.

Bowser vs Eggman and Spawn vs Ghost Rider feel like a genuine step above the rest fight-wise.

nothing OOC

no blatant favoritism in depiction

both sides do real damage to each other

fitting and cool death blows

I think he makes the MC god in one ending and recreates and uses him to recreate the universe, I genuinely forgot how he did it because it's been a year since I played smt4a and the story is notoriously cliche. Still the Gameplay is fantastic though.

Yu gi can cheat, count cards or whatever, add power ups and status effects at convenience.
Ash can scream orders and hope the status effects land.

True. I wasn't expecting Bowser vs Eggman to be that good

......who's a SUPER MEGA FRAUD!!!!!! Which is why we call him FRAUDTOS!!!!!!!!!!

For the Bowser vs Eggman episode. The animator gave a damn, even if he was a salty sonicfag about the whole thing and Bowser and Eggman's feats and powers are laid straight on the table. Eggman had nothing that can ignore magic, not even the chaos emeralds can. Sonic got them knocked out of him by knuckles, sucked out him by eggman, and there were even bosses that hurt super sonic.

When it became a shadow game the monsters became real... Real. It could be interesting have ash connected for real with his monsters losing points of life and feeling pain from the attacks, but a shadow game brings the game into yugi's territory and he wins by default, he cheats.

It could be interesting have ash connected for real with his monsters losing points of life and feeling pain from the attacks

There was literally an episode like this. It was Ash's fight for Giovanni's Badge. He got electrocuted when his Pokemon took damage.

Ash has better stats

But Yugi can make a Shadow Game so if Ash beats him up, it's cheating

But Yugi cheats because he wins by default

You don't suffer horrible cosmic consequences for losing a Shadow Game

But you do sometimes

Wtf is going on???

Could one trillion gorillas defeat the human race?

quick rundown

most yugioh monsters are literal stands (Ka)

millenium items can remove them, seal them in stone slabs and summon them. They are fueled Soul Energy (Ba)

Pegasus invented the card game to gain control of the afterlife and reunited with his beloved one. cards are the modern slabs.

cards like Toon World literally connect with other universes. He cannot control God cards.

if you empowered the cards/holograms, you'll give monsters a real body. this is what yami yugi did, and what the antagonists later did

Kaiba, after suffering that at the hands of Yugi, decided to create holograms that could give you such a strong impression that they could just kill you just to spite Yugi

Kaiba made it portable. monsters can even knock you out

cards with enough Ka are already real and can do things on their own (Ra punishes Odion for using a fake Ra)

skipping gx, 5d's and going to the movie

Kaiba improves the duel disk and thus the holograms. they are 100% solid.

first thing he does is sabotaging one of his own airplanes so blue-eyes can save the day by destroying it and its pilot

the duel disk can tank erasure

He empowers Nanashi (the MC) through all the game. without him Nanashi would be dead again.
If you choose to disobey him in the late game, he just fights you to take control of you iirc and Danu, his mother, had to birth another Dagda to give you a chance.
He provides infinite revives iirc

Yahweh when he has to fight something stronger than a defenseless infant

penalities as rule imposed to all participants are the result of Yami Yugi's sense of justice. after the duel with pegasus, he realizes that these penalities use the power of darkness and stops using them
the reality if that those penalities can be imposed just like you wish but darkness will simply takes hold.
fucking people one by one offered no benefit to the villains, that's all