Why don't they make lost episode creepypastas anymore?

Why don't they make lost episode creepypastas anymore?

too scary

pussy

Because we've already taken the piss out of crappypastas and Gen Alpha makes creepypastas out of the Friday Night Skibidi bullshit on their iPad instead of cartoons.

cuz they didnt want to idk

Kiff's teacher gets my juices flowin'

The 12-year-olds who wrote them turned 13 and realized they were cringe.

I prefer secret missing episodes

its the voice isnt it

I put in the nintendo cartridge and the kiff and mrbeast bleed at me

is the bunny gay who the gay

because squidward's suicide, dead bart and suicide mouse knocked the entire genre out of the park

Pibby ruined it

"And then the moment I saw Kiff's teacher, she looked right at me with bloodshot hyperrealistic bleeding eyes, and then I could feel my juices flowin'"

huh, must've been the pibby glitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=b8UB5J1y-Lc
they are still a thing, but they're mostly fake hijacked broadcast footage for some reason

Preteen to mid teen horror has been replaced with indie mascot horror games.

too busy getting involved in extremist political ideologies

Why Nickelodeon gets many of this over CN and Disney?

they? who?

i found this scuffed up/blank game cartridge/VHS tape at a yard sale

i took it home and put it in a player

it looks like normal game/episode, but then it corrupts

and then there was hyperrealistic blood everywhere

and then the scary character screamed at me, but it was realistic and sounded like a real human, but it was also spooky

and then the Sonic plush with bleeding eyes jumped at me

so scary

Videos like these prove that creepypastas work best for being literary and not visual. I laughed out loud when Spongebob was shown over Patricks dead body WHILE THE FAIL UKELE THEME FROM THE SHOW PLAYED.
It's also obvious that the edits are by a 12 year old in ms paint not a professional disgruntled Nick employee in 2009.

nah
Analog Horror did

Nostalgia & brand recognition.
And nick is pretty scummy

supposedly a rare TV recording from 2009

episode is in HD

come on now

Isn't that analog horror rather than creepypasta?

it evolved

"The Phineas And Ferb Hijacking Incident" isn't a good name tho

People realized they were shit

ohh noo, my teachers fat pussy is gonna fall on my face

i better move out of the way

lil fagget shit