Can Steven redeem him?

Can Steven redeem him?

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No. Dude loves what he does.

He would rape Steven and beat Steven then parade him around in front of the Crystal Gems naked on a leash.

I unironically love this stupid meme.

Fuck no, this fills me with insurmountable rage.

Why didn't anyone just fucking shoot him? Is he just whatever the villain equivalent is of a Mary Sue?

This will always be a weirdly funny meme because of how incorrect it is. Switch it up with Aang and it'd be funnier.

No! I can't kill uber Hitler that's doing megaHolocaust right at this very moment. That'd be just wrong!

He murderfucks someone, blames a guy, town lynches said guy, he admits he did it and everyone laughs. So yes.

fuck no. Holden would just kill Steven instantly and fuck his dead body

Why the fuck is everyone suddenly talking about Blood Meridian

Femto did nothing wrong.

Bullshit. Holden only seems supernatural or is implied to be so while Steven actually has powers. If he could do anything to Steven it would break his character but Steven is such a bitch he'd let stuff happen to him. This is an unstoppable force vs immovable object scenario.

Honestly a damn good question. I have no idea.

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Yeah. I thought people stopped reading books

I been noticing same thing, a bunch of my friends started reading it.

Plot armor and maybe being Satan

It's probably popular on tiktok or got mentioned by some normie youtuber

The better question is: Could The Judge rape Steven?

That big youtuber, Wendigoon, made a video breaking it down for zoomers in a video...that's about as long as the audiobook version of Blood Meridian.

100% some jewtube faggot made an essay

It's not rape if Steven lets him do it.

I too forgive the ultrahot femboi now please Steven go in the other room while we, uh, sword fight.

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It's not, the Audiobook version is like 10 hours long(most novels are usually this)

No. That would be mean.

Steven is his universe's Jesus, who redeemed an alien race that cleansed planets of life to use them for procreation. As long as the villain accepts Steven as his lord and savior, he can be redeemed.

What's it like compared to reading? Is it a worse or better experience, or just different? I can't get over myself to try. Logically, I understand that it will be like radio, but emotionally it feels like it will somehow make me lazier and dumber.

It's assholes running around the southwest gruesomely killing people, how can you possibly stretch that out?

I know nothing about Berserk, but that sabre is awesome

You should read it. It's barely even weebish if that's your fear. Just classic dark fantasy.

You’d be surprised.

Don't forget scalping Connie and attempting to spread chaos across the universe as an Archon.
what a hack photoshop job. I hope you didn't make this, OP

It's a good book

Wait til the zoomies see the tree full of dead babies.
I enjoy both versions of Blood Meridian. It's cool seeing Cormac McCarthy read his own work.

Calm down, Gennon
There's the whole storyline about the Judge being an Archon and Blood Meridian is advocating for a belief in a Higher Power to beat evil.

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Steven redemption

He’s actually kind of shit at it isn’t he.
Like he didn’t “redeem” the Diamonds, they only stopped being assholes cause he’s family and asked them to.
Not to mention Jasper is still a violent warrior who wants to fight but is loyal to him, and he just abandons her.

Because you touch yourself at night.

A redemption arc would go hard.

NTA, but that book was a fucking slog to get through, and not just because of McCarthy's bizarro grammar. It's literally nothing but:
1 - Transcripts of rotten.com imagedumps
2 - McCarthy preaching his cringe, nihilistic philosophy to the reader through his Judge self-insert in pages-long diatribes that make you want eat Kurt Cobain's last meal
3 - Describe pretty looking Old West scenery
4 - Repeat

Boring as shit just due to the repetitiveness.

He disrespected women, Steven would want only death for him.

and why doesn’t it have a movie?

There's no plot or story beyond butchering people. It's just gore with no actually interesting characters.

That could be a movie in the 80s

Why is he called Griffin when he can't fly, but Femboy when he can? Are the writers stupid?