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faggy bait thread
all posters below me get bad luck today and OP will have a legendarily shit day if I get 2 same numbers

Hold a door for a woman

Get called a rapist

Don't hold a door for a woman

Get called a sexist pig

There's no winning with these types of cunts

Yes, anon, holding doors was the problematic behavior that this strip criticized.

Nigger I'm pointing out how bitches that share the viewpoint of this comic would still shit on men if they didn't hold the door for them. These dumb cunts act like if a guy does anything nice for them its on the pretext of sex and then when men stop doing nice things they then start bitching about how men don't care about them. Women that think this way are unbelievably retarded and their worldview is actively wrong.

My favorite Blobby comic was the one where the flirty girl ends up raping the guy.

Which one?

hookup culture is disgusting and Im glad feminists ruined it

I'd be weirded out if a woman kissed my hand.

How many years has this thread been re-made?
Do something new, you're boring.

he better fucking put out

That isn't funny

That isn't funny either. Pic related is funnier. And why I'm getting fake threats about bad luck?

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Nobody gives a crap if you don't hold the door for them, anon. Touch some fucking grass

Anon if you're going to claim someone should touch grass at least don't make a huge fucking lie about reality

I don’t believe either of these have ever actually happened to you

Go to store open door
Hold door open for person behind you
Said person who was casually walking is now awkward rushing to get through the door

Does this happen to anyone else?

That's why you time it right, anon.

The one where the flirty girl ends up raping the guy.

you have three wishes

do the o-

*zap*

tfw it's the thinly-veiled reversed gender roles fetish thread again.

If it was

would you settle for oral? I have gf

Would be typical woman experience

Its just such a niche point that ignores the reality of the date for a pointlessly gendered criticism. No one likes being told "no" when offering sex. No one likes paying for the date and then feeling like they were used for a free meal. No one likes being led on for a third date only to realize they are being strung along.

Does anyone ever owe anyone else sex? Obviously, no, so if someone loses their shit over it, you're glad they showed you who they really are and you excuse yourself from interacting with them ever again. Gender-swapping the typical situation adds nothing to the message. No dude who would pull that shit is going to have an epiphany looking at this comic.

Dunno, I just morning while I am work and certain women act like I am not there at all

I can't remember what tv it was, but a character said basically everyone lies on the first date.

The first date is just about making a good impression. When you're a couple you're honest with your partner. Typically first date is about trying to score as many good points as you can.

I'd find it cute.

So it's safe to say that Anon Babble's post speeds after the 10-day downtime have fucking cratered right? And hour and 30 minutes later and seethe threads haven't even hit 30 posts yet.

Does anyone ever owe anyone else sex?

If you pay for sex you're owed sex, no? Thats the nature of the transaction

cunts

Doubt the cartoonist has one.

neither of these things has ever happened

You're maybe owed a refund, depending on the circumstances, but if you payed before whipping out your sore covered, puss oozing, crab infested, literal wart hog, that's on you.

Not the same anon but I hold the door open all the time for people behind me. Girl or dude. People hold the door open for me almost as much. Most people just say thanks and move on.

You're covered by consumer protection laws, crabs or otherwise. You're also entitled to a refund if their equipment is not fit for purpose

why it never happens to me?

woman is sexually aggressive and mean when the guy is the chaste one

bluelipped again....

Most boards have already very clearly lost traffic permanently, I think a non-insubstantial amount of people realized that there's honestly some good alternatives depending on what they're looking for

I wonder if Chads ever experience this

If a woman so much as smiled at me, let alone kissed my hand, I'd melt into putty. Women truly don't realize how little affection men get at all in life.

Its weirdly been kind of nice since it came back up. Feels like the ones who came back are the people who want to be here. If everyone else found someplace they like better, more power to them.

"What if the roles were reversed" doesn't work here because that man absolutely owes that woman sex

I went outside and screamed nigger for 10-days and it was more fun than being on Anon Babble.

I'm honestly fine with slower post speeds honestly. Slower enough to keep actual good discussions up while also being fast enough for the entire board to not feel dead. I took a glance at the sharty and it was dead as fuck over there.