kill me
Kill me
Zendaya is in it? Lol this is such an easy pass. That so sad that DreamWorks is making this so she can be the main character instead of Mike Meyers and Eddie Murphy.
Would.
Which human will Shrek and Donkey ride in a car with?
SHREK WILL BE REAL????
live action mike myers
If they're going to go that route, it'd better be the actual real world and not some digital one they create for the film. Nothing worse than fake "real" worlds in animated movies.
Go full ham with it, have the characters meet their voice actors.
Didn't they try to do something like this with Kung-Fu Panda by introducing humans or something?
Why can't they just make a normal fucking story?
I don’t think there’s been a single time this guy has been consistently correct about a movie’s plot
So it's going to be about Shrek memes or some other bullshit. That's probably where they got the idea to begin with.
The suits are like 15 years late with this one and even back then this idea of coming to the real world, would have worked at best as some kind of a small McDonald's commercial.
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So, who's this "Zendayap" guy and why this thing is in a movie about Shrek getting blasted to New York (again, as if Hollywood is in a hybrid crisis)? I know Zendaya and how she is overhired for movies these days, but I never heard of "Zendayap" until now.
Spoonfeed me a credible source, you ape.
AAAAAAAIIIEEEEEE HOW DARE THEY SULLY THE SANCTITY OF THE SACRED SHREK FRANCHISE
are you overdramatic fags for real. it's fucking shrek. it had two good movies 21 years ago.
AND ZENDAYAP IS MEECHEE
Fake as shit
This guy isn't really all that reliable.
Awkwafina and her angsty teen emo son
Anon it's a known fact that both Gylenhaal and Driver were in the running but chose other projects
To gvie him the benefit of the doubt, the teaser does show shrek memes from real life
AAAAAAAIIIEEEEEE HOW DARE THEY SULLY THE SANCTITY OF THE SACRED SHREK FRANCHISE
To give them the benefit of the doubt studios go through an entire list of actors for a main character role before a final decision is made and a lot of runner ups get talked about between that process. Likely chances are Adam Driver were just one of those names who were considered and Mr insider here made a premature assumption.
OH GOD WHAT IF IT'S META
OH NO PLEASE GOD NO
female character doesn't fit in and messes up and causes problems for everyone else
also zendaya
how annoying
Oh no, meta humor, it's not like the first movie was built on that.
How come Puss in Boots gets kino and Shrek gets the Smurfs treatment?
You're overestimating that by two.
Because Puss had less expectations and as such had less executives trying to meddle with it. Same reason the Lion King is so good, everyone was focused on Pocahontas at the time
Please, let Shrek go on YouTube and stumble upon Shrek is Love Shrek is Life or one of those stupid earrape videos. That is all I ask Dreamworks...
Shrek's arc is basically complete at this point. He's accepted himself for who he is, has lots of friends, a family, has relived the past but soon realize that what he has in the present is not so bad.
Forgot to add...
The writers ran out of ideas so they're throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.
I think it’d be funnier if Shrek 5 was a riff on how there are so many versions of the same franchise the same way the original Shrek was a riff on fairytale stories. With how much Disney loves doing live action remakes, I can see Shrek 5 spoofing that.
The “real world” they travel to could actually be a live action remake of the first Shrek movie. He meets his live action remake counterpart played by Dwayne Johnson in green ogre make up and his Donkey who is just a regular ass real life donkey voiced by Jack Black.
It would all culminate in a final showdown that takes place in the world of the very first Shrek movie where they meet the “original” Shrek in his outdated Xbox 360 Graphics CGI gloru
Source: Random twitter account.
Calling it now, she'll follow them to earth and it'll just be Zendaya in a wig because she used a stealth spell or some shit.
jack black
It's weird that Cyclops is in there twice.
AAAAAAAIIIEEEEEE HOW DARE THEY SULLY THE SANCTITY OF THE SACRED SHREK FRANCHISE
Indeed. How dare they blasphemy the image of of our Lord and Savior Shrek (PBUH)!
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Basically the same joke in hop
Didn't they try to do something like this with Kung-Fu Panda by introducing humans
When did this happen?
I already forgot 'bout this stupid movie.
Why did Sonic need a car?
Because he didn’t know how to get to San Francisco and he wanted to hang out with “Donut Lord” more
Okay. So as soon as I read the phrase Zendaya I let out an audible sigh. But when I saw "real world" I groaned and clicked off the image. Just want to be sure everyone else had a similar fatigue
Not only is Zendaya in it. But you fucking know she'll be in the real world with her ugly face.
how many of the shrek movies are good? i've only seen the first.
1,2, and arguably 4
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Gonna second in asking when this happened because I want to know if I can finally find a way to justify and cultivate an entire range of Anon X Tigress fanfics.
Yeah this is obviously fake.
One of the concepts for the fourth movie was the introduction of humans.
Whose Zendayap?
And starring Awkwafina as Dragon!
Fourth one sucks and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
You're jewish.
Creatively bankrupt.