why does all the match fanart have symmetrical docking
Death Battle
Yo
What's the most impressive thing Kyle has done in the last 10 years
like pressing dicks together?
i found my old bingo and it seems everything here is gonna happen
Yeah, but with drills
the real question is how will Charizard die? whether Ash wins or loses Charizard will definitely die
Buster Blader.
Honestly in terms of being that "ace that rarely lost" that isn't their main, either Dark Magician or Summoned Skull, probably the former if Yugi doesn't use him against Pikachu
use vsbw wank
ash roflstomps so hard in strength and speed that any hax would be irrelevant
use zero wank, zero "lore", onscreen feats only
ash roflstomps so hard in strength and speed that any hax would be irrelevant
what exactly is the yugi wincon here? "please use my statement feat from the noncanon mobile game swan-sama"? this is just the playbook of those dmcfaggots who got banned from vsbw all over again
gets used as a projectile by Catapult Turtle
Kyle blows away GL into the source wall
”KO”
”Just who the hell do you think I am?”
Drill comes through the screen and the fight continues with Simon beating a tired Kyle to death and drilling him apart.
They show Goku and Ben in the drills as Simon says that it carries the will of the ones that want to see him win
why would Goku want that?
I don't care who wins, I wanna see a KO fakeout.
Thought it'd be fun where a fight goes into the results but the screen behind Wiz and Boomstick just sticks on whoever "died" with them getting back up or something after
What's his match up?
"K.O!"
"That's what you get for making your own son lose DIO!"
"This battle was borderline IMPOSSIBLE to figure it out, so let's break this down in 3 categories"
Attack
When it comes to power Sakuya had the upper hand she battled Marisa who could push two planets apart with her magic, not only that but he could also match the celestial Tenshi, who's dream self was able to shake the entire heavens.
Estimations for the size of heaven in Touhou vary a lot, but at the very least we know it is bigger than Hell, who in turn is bigger than the Underworld.
Meaning that a extremely lowballed size for heaven would be something equivalent to Jupiter!
DIO on the other hand could only reach Mountain levels of power, and even With The World Over Heaven he wouldn't be able to match all that.
Speed
Both characters can easily scale to light reflecting feats from foes inferior to them, but while Polnareff needed Set up to do so, Sunny Milk could do it while panicking with her eyes closed, plus all the other fairies of light also could dodge Yukari's light Danmaku.
Sakuya herself can dodge light from Kaguya's sacred diamond spell card without much of an issue.
Her capability to fly also makes this speed difference much wider
Powers
At first you would think that DIO over heaven would take this with his reality warping, But Sakuya's control over time is so varied and versatile she doesn't really need to control reality to do whatever she wants.
Acceleration, slowing down, stopping, skipping, aging, moving to parallel worlds, merging timelines, controlling space and her own mass.
It's like fighting all Jojo Villains at the same time!
Plus her range advantage would give DIO few chances to even land a hit to use his reality warping in the first place.
DIO was a Bizarre opponent, but against Sakuya he lost The World!
The winner is Izayoi Sakuya!
DC Herald dying
oh and thor too
If it weren't for this matchup, would either character ever have gotten on the show?
Please no, Simon would be the most wanked DB combatant ever if he does this
Even with all the reality warping characters not one has reversed a ko screen, especially when it made the most sense for someone like Giorno to do it
This speech but with 4 dead Gokus and Goku Black in the background
He recently became the White Lantern again a little while ago. He fought the main baddie of the arc who was being empowered by the Source Lantern (which supposedly draws power from the whole spectrum because it's trying to heal the Guardians, however he hadn't reached max power yet).
Then the Source Lantern blows up, causes a city tier blast. Hal Jordan saves the day because of course.
Then since the main baddie had summoned eldritch gods from wherever the fuck they needed to close the portal they were coming through and Kyle did that.
Then he lost his WL powers with zero fanfare afterwards.
Geoff Johns and Hal were a mistake if you're a Kylebro in 2025.
Gurren Lagann? Probably, plenty of cosmic mecha options. Kyle? Nah.
simon would have eventually, he's always been huge with powerscalers - it's possible DB could've stumbled on this matchup "organically" like ben v hal where they needed a ben opponent who didn't just eat shit vs alien x and they found the parallels between them, though if it wasnt for ben v hal they mightve gone simon v hal instead
3 Dead Gokus
Goku Black
Thor
Ben
Carol
Captain America
Sindel
Namor
all giving Simon their will to avenge em from DC
This is what I was expecting in Kratos Vs Ashura.
After that wet fart of a fight I expected Ashura to scream "SHUT UP" in the middle of the Kratos wankfests and tear the K.O screen in half to beat Kratos into nothing
following up cause i kinda had a retard moment and assumed you were saying this MU only existed because of ben vs hal.
i still stand by my original statement that simon wouldve had a non-kyle MU eventually
Then the Source Lantern blows up, causes a city tier blast
I'd expect it to be significantly more catastrophic.
Hal Jordan saves the day because of course
Sounds like the problem on relying on a status quo.
i still stand by my original statement that simon wouldve had a non-kyle MU eventually
I don't doubt it. Simon is insanely powerful and TTGL is one of the most influential anime out there. I think him getting a future match up depends if he wins or loses this one. Though since his story is done, his analysis would be the exact same.
I am solid in that no one actually really likes DC comics aside of batman
oh thank god it's not the ntrfag spam thread again
Raj is currently in the trenches
what the simon yoko thing?
just post this guy. it seemed to work last time
The city tier blast also fucked him up, it's kind of hard to see on the right page. Regardless if DB uses it it'll be something like "Kyle casually tanked the FULL BRUNT of the SOURCE LANTERN, which had been drawing on the power of the ENTIRE EMOTIONAL SPECTRUM" if they're trying to find a way to scale Kyle above every other Lantern combined.
but Goku is cool with Superman now
yea but gokufans are not
me neither
i hate superman so much its unreal
what's the likelihood that ben and the guys are looking at the comics and realizing "oh god wait this guy fucking sucks so much what the hell swan"
what's the likelihood that ben and the guys are looking at the comics and realizing "oh god wait this guy fucking sucks so much what the hell swan"
Zero.
everyone in dc is a raging maniac trying to kill others the instant a confrontation of any kind starts
White Lantern Kyle got BTFO by a city level blast.
They'll just wank em even though in the dbcast it was kind of evident to them. When they asked what was the highest raw scale destruction and durability feat Kyle had that wasnt lame pseudo erasure shit Swan couldnt really come up with anything remotely on par with Gurren Lagann's shenanigans so had to resort back to yet more esoteric bs with a super nerfed Mandrakk
there's no way they aren't kicking themselves in the foot after seeing how little experience Kyle has with the LE with 30 years of comic book history
That city was actually a brazilian lightyears in diameter!
these guys would give Kyle hell if a city level blast is enough to knock him out
Kyle really is the Anti Simon
barely any on screen feats except vague scaling to retarded dc lore chainscaling autism
consumed by self doubt and loathing to the point where he's endangered the universe multiple times because of it
most of his "wins" are him just accepting he's full of doubt and self hate and often trying to sacrifice himself instead of going fuck you and beating the main bad guy anyway
gets handed godlike power on numerous occasions and always gives it up because he can't trust himself to not go insane or evil with it and cannot handle the consequences
a lot of his wins get killstolen by his supposed mentor/superior even after said superior dies
simon easily accepted nia's death, while kyle continues to cry over his fridge gf 30 years later and subconsciously keeps bringing her back only for her to keep dying
Hal really should have been Simon's opponent here. Why IS WL Kyle the choice for this matchup anyway?
They dont care. Just look at Kratos. They obviously didnt buy the wank but pushed it because Kratosfag autists wanted to see that shit and people wanted Kratos to win. They"ll bs whoever they want/need to win to win. Best thing Simon has going for him is that most people want to see a DC herald get btfo by not Marvel for once and Simon has all the pieces both in meta support and power to do it
No one actually wants Kyle to win
they want the dc herald to win thinking it makds them "better" than the loser
Charizard should get a kill before it dies, preferably using its Seismic Toss finisher on something like Gaia the Dragon Champion.
Then Yugi uses Change of Heart or Brain Control to take control of Charizard before tributing it to summon Slifer
I'm kind of out of the loop, how did the assumption that him being Indian even start (which just so happened to be right given those reddit posts)?
I wonder if the people who have been supporting the matchup are going through the same thing.
at this point I think even boota could beat him. this is fucking pathetic. he's closer to god damn shinji.
Because Kyle made a gurren lagann reference once and likes japanese shit. Thats it.
I wonder if the people who have been supporting the matchup are going through the same thing.
As long as they get their precious DC herald loss, I'm pretty sure they don't care
robot (invincible) vs doctor doom (marvel)
From my experiences online, Indians LOVE cuckshit. To be fair, Filipinos love it too. Both regions format their posts the exact same way 'ohnonono xbros were getting cucked kekaroooo'; but indians say kekaroo a lot more often. The april fools Anon Babble threads really showed the target who's posting what
OHNONONO SEABROS THEY'RE ONTO US QUICK GIVE THEM OUR WIVES KEKAROO
I think it's that and the idea of "If he's the White Lantern with the LE, he's basically as strong as all the other guys combined!". Expect that level of wank for his analysis
I still stand by the idea that Kyle was chosen because people assumed being the White Lantern made him the strongest Lantern.
bring up his experience and that shuts down that argument
Swan got BTFO'd and basically admitted that he doesnt even read DC comics, just wanks them off of random stuff he heard they might be able to do
We all Kyle will get wanked anyway, but still. It's funny.
tdlr
Bugs Bunny official a warner bros property aligned with dc comics and justice leager comes helps Kyle kick Simon's ass with his kickingest kicking logic to the curb, erasing the fight Simon won entirely and redraws Kyle standing over a defeated Simon with holding the American Flag hoisted on a pole and the Japanese flag on the floor
Bugs wearing Kaminas shades: Ain't I a stinka who pierces da heavens?
The fun part is that Hal has a fuckton more evidence for being as strong as the rest of the Corps combined than WL Life Equation Kyle does.
Of course they'll use those statements/feats from Hal and the inertron thing to get Kyle up to the appropriate levels, but that level of power sure isn't actually reflected anywhere in story
Hal help me, this is BASE BOOTA we're fighting against
This guy was helping charge the ship most of the time btw
Good thing they never used that for any other DC fight. Plus, it's basically admitting that Kyle loses to Simon straight up.
What's stopping yugi from trapping ash in a card and challenging Gary Oak?
Reminder dc power scaling makes up it's own feat output and logic beyond the fiction itself of a character is meant to save the day and stop a threat, a multiversal destroying blast can only level a town if a superhero can intervene in time, so any town level explosion can destroy the multiversal infinite expanse of ttgl if Simon isn't a dc 8superhero
I honestly feel like this fight is more 'a generic green lantern that represents the general concept of one' vs Simon than Kyle vs Simon
Well Kyle definitely could do this thing Hal did, he just... hasn't.
No, Bugs is supporting Kyle and thus a part of Kyle's win con. He can call on friends to help him win.
how in the hell will swan try and spin this?
he got knocked out by a city level blast here. not a country level, not a planet level, a fucking. CITY. LEVEL. BLAST. One giga drill break and it's over. holy fucking shit this is retarded
Kyle will still win, he's a dc scaled character in a fiction that outscales other fiction in over the top ness.
There's probably some statement saying that city level blast can actually "Destroy the universe" and say some bullshit about how the blast must be a gorrilllion tons of energy.
I've seen enough. Kyle has multiversal durability.
how in the hell will swan try and spin this?
see
he got knocked out by a city level blast here. not a country level, not a planet level, a fucking. CITY. LEVEL. BLAST
DC power levels don't care about scale, a multiverse can be destroyed by a someone running through existence or a simple snap of fingers, and can scale to a explosion the size of a firecracker
Superman singing can solo Gurren Lagann
In brightest day
I'm blacked by night
No sperm shall escape my girlfiend's thighs
Let Simon's cock stand tall upright
Now claim your prize... please fuck my wife!
destroys all building/sandbox chars in your path
[Pic related
Fuck Yoko for me Big Bro the anime
nah I'm good. I got engaged a long time ago.
I like him
Hal was a better choice but Simon sissies were afraid of him so they pushed for Kyle.
to be fair no one reads dc comics so hearing kyle is supposedly the "strongest lantern" would get the gears moving
Hal would also lose btw
Why do so many people in the powerscaler community misapply the "Death of the Author" argument to justify the usage of fancalcs? DotA is for getting meaning out of the text that the author didn't intend, not for disagreeing with the events that occur in the narrative.
how in the hell will swan try and spin this?
He'll ignore it.
because most authors like dc and marvel dont have a clue about how strong they actually made their character
so nect issue they make em struggle with something way lesser
It's Simover...
If all these DC heroes are so strong why are is there still crime? Even without an Injustice-style fascist regime take-over they should still be able to wipe out/imprison all the super villains and alien warlords in an afternoon with their outerversal strength then erase the concepts of crime and evil with their unmatched reality-warping abilities.
Who would have even said that Kyle is the strongest in the first place
swan did
Cause he's got all the ring powers.
Source on that?
People who only know him from wikis like Swan. Unironically he hadn't even read the relevant issues while arguing for him on DB cast, just grabbed random panels/pages out of context.
I'll look for it later but I imagine in the DBcast when he was siding for Kyle.
a dream
Superman singing can solo Gurren Lagann
Are you retarded? Song can't even reach him out in the vacuum of space. And even if it could it wouldn't do shit.
Simon scales beyond the DC verse.
That doesn't even rhyme
his singing is so good it can reach far
What part of "Simon scales beyond the DC verse." do you not understand?
DC wankers like swank; who don't even read capeshit comics.
Robloxian would also destroy TTGL
Ludovico Peluche vs Machin Alberto
Can Simon and Kyle defeat him?
Swan in the cast does say Kyle is one of the strongest characters in DC, because, um....
I heard he could do some crazy shit!
and after that he outright said he didn't even read the fucking comic
He's had nearly 2 years to read up on some comics people were reading in a few minutes.
*hits you with a coconut*
i'm just watching it so far and it's pretty bad
kyle could expand a planck length
...how would this help him at all?
uhhh idk i didn't read the comic
uhhh so what's the biggest thing a GL has actually destroyed?
um well GL could just wish himself back from being unmade, i didn't really read the comic but i think that's what happened
that's not a destruction feat
I know there's technically more to research for a character who's been around for 30 years vs a character who had 27 episodes, 2 movies, a few manga and a drama cd. But damn. How hard is it to reverse image search a panel. Fucking look up 'Kyle Rayner respect thread' and find the sources of the panel. Read 20 pages to get the full context. The full context could help you too.
It's your job to look it up!
Funniest thing said to him in that dbcast.
Meanwhile based nig was firing on all cylinders citing stuff for Gurren, confirming all the material is canon via WOG and how Simon can basically shut Kyle down since he inherently has limits (which he also cited) and would need to drain his charge pool ludicrously just to keep up due to sheer scale difference. Hopefully he is debating for him again this time since he was a fan of Gurren Lagann and knew most of his shit
he proved he knows his shit so it's likely he's helping ben and the crew with research
Death by Kuriboh
the nig was definitely jerking simon but I also just reached the part of the vid where he talked about highfather stealing the life equation from kyle and also called out the swank bullshit scaling of 'uhhh bro kyle is so strong bro he could go into the source wall and out of it and he's stronger than all the green lanterns combined' by also saying just 5 green lanterns could go into the source wall and out of it.
it's obvious swan hasn't read a single kyle issue, but I don't think he's even seen TTGL either. meanwhile the nig clearly has experience with both
just 5 green lanterns could go into the source wall and out of it
wait, is the wall a non-issue to simon then?
Kyle got through it 100% charged as WL. If I remember correctly they kind of just said 'it was supposed to be impossible but you did it'. I know there are canonically a lot of powerful people merged with it. The guy Kyle pushed through also didn't instantly merge but once he got out he was done for.
From what others have said, it depends on what the author thinks. But in Kyle's case there wasn't really a specific reason on why he was in there and survived. When Kyle was in there he also accidentally fucked with the LE which was why he had it.
It never was an issue outside of bias wank. Not like it should really be relevant since its neutral ground. Also the "source wall" Kyle made was done by complete accident and was a shit tier pity party version that you could just fly over and only has spooked reflections of Kyle's fears and stuff
Did anyone touch the wall? The biggest argument is touching it still merges you. But I still think Simon could break it. The big thing about it is being inside the source is what gets you killed. If the thing behind the wall is just Kyle in New Mexico then who gives a shit.
The exact wording, and actually pretty much the literal only actually good feat the Life Equation has, is that Kyle edited it while in there to reshape the universe and let him escape. He did it on accident and also in the process created his evil twin that would fuck shit up later.
So sounds more like something done within the source itself that anyone could potentially do. I dont see why Simon cant just do that or evolve past it simply by exposure to the source due to how spiral power works
No. Kyle's dad was about to but Carol stopped him. Then the Source Wall they made got blown up when Kyle tried to 'rewrite life' to erase both of them but it didn't work (lol) and just blasted Kyle light years in space to some alien planet.
No, his dad almost did but Carol Ferris stopped him. For all we know there is a circular wall around a city in New Mexico that eats everything that touches it.
Would he even know that magic source code is inside Kyle's head?
is that Kyle edited it while in there to reshape the universe and let him escape
If he didn't do this on accident this would be actually pretty damn big. Does that mean anyone can just go in and out whenever they please now? If Kyle gave up the LE could get merge with it?
If she stopped him from touching it then I think it's fair to assume it would merge anyone. But if it's possible to break like the actual wall then it's not that big of a deal.
He was nearly out of juice, but the closer he got to the wall the higher his charge went. Also the Light Entities were riding with him and intended to sacrifice themselves to the Source to bring more emotional energy into the universe.
Oh, so it's a lot more situational? Damn.
Trazyn the Infitie vs Kenjaku(jjk)
Well the issue is that it has never been mentioned again, like the White Lantern Corps. Even though they'd both be fairly big deals.
Oh I must have forgotten the panel where the wall explodes.
Alien X already flops to standard Green lantern Hal.
That's my bad. I totally missed this section where it explodes/disappears. Well it makes more sense as to why it was never discussed again then.
Does that mean anyone can just go in and out whenever they please now
At the conclusion of this arc Black Hand frees a bunch of prisoners within the Source Wall for his undead army. I think the most likely thing is that the writer believes going into the Source Wall is an instakill and didn't realize there have been isolated instances of people freeing others from the Source Wall before (like Superman for Darkseid back in S/B). Black Hand is probably only able to free the Source prisoners because of Kyle's prior reality warping in this particular storyline.
There's also Perpetua as well who obviously didn't exist when this was written and when she did escape had nothing to do with this storyline.
I do think there's probably an alright argument for Simon to just do the same thing Kyle did here.
If she stopped him from touching it then I think it's fair to assume it would merge anyone
I mean if you want to be really be fair, the only evidence we even HAVE of it being a 'Source Wall' is Carol saying it because it looks like one to her and she expects it to act like the real thing too. Otherwise it's this entirely one off thing that no one ever brings up again.
...on opposite day.
Well not quite regarding Black Hand. He freed the titans, but as a result he suddenly had Source hands which turned everything he touched to stone. So he got mad at Hal and tried to kill him (even though it was his idea) and then they go to the Source Wall again after Hal says he'll try to help him. One way or another (I need to read it being honest) Black Hand gets himself actually absorbed by the wall this time.
I do think there's probably an alright argument for Simon to just do the same thing Kyle did here.
Yeah, it just looks like Kyle brute forced it and Simon's good at that.
Ahem...I think you are forgetting about.......CHAIN SCALING!?
Okay I need to read the issues still, but the numbers for anyone else is Green Lantern Vol 5 42-46.
Yeah, it's not really clear, maybe the writers of GL New Guardians and the main book were talking to each other about the very specific details like 'Kyle reshaped reality so that you can let people go from the Source Wall', but maybe they weren't. Either way it's definitely not a detail that stuck after the story because of Perpetua.
It would be funny if Death Battle went "yeah Kyle could toss a Source Wall Thwomp at Simon....but he'd already accidentally made it so that you could come back from the Source Wall in the first place! He kind of screwed himself!"
Funniest outcome is they do this like its joker vs giorno and he loses anyway
Like what happened in Jean vs Raven?
I can see them being that spiteful
solos the JOBiltrum empire
MY BIG BROTHER IS DEAD! SO I'LL JUST FUCK HER MYSELF
Oh no, kylesisters...
Goku is the Ryu of powerlevel faggotry. He is default character. The main character. The one guy everyone picks.
What are the jokes of the season so far
Sun Disk
Giorno nearly dying to Jack Frost
Finite
Everything about Krasura
What else am I missing?
Welcome to Hell <censored>
Bardock having like triple Omniman's speed because of some filler Goku scene when everyone thought the strength/speed thing would have been flipped
Power of Friendship
Metal getting fucking pissed as all do over Mario Party Chance Time and proceeding to murder Bowser over it
Missing *Obligatory fist fight*
Dream I think back then said that Kyle would be the greatest Lantern ever.
Unfortunately, Kyle got relagated to potentialman status when Hal came back to life.
Taichi/Tai should have fought Ash instead. Never should have fought Red.
I'm betting I'll get monkey pawed, so, we'll have 2B vs Eve, but DevilArtemis makes it.
Tai would still stomp after him tanking a Zeed laser
Which Taichi? The Vtamer Manga one? The anime one?
Classic Digimon Adventures to 02 and Tri.
Let's be real, when people say Tai, they 90% of the time mean the anime.
The V-Tamer one can fight Adventures Red.
ENTERRRRRR
BRING AHSOKA TO STARKILLER!
I told you...
Activates PPY4 arle Shield that hard counters danmaku
BA- YO - EN!
Uses Seraphim Orb to reality manip the entire multiverse, stopping Reimu from dodging even with Fantasy Nature
Does Ahsoka stand a chance or does she have nothing on pulling down a Star Destroyer?
disney or legendd
Both, I guess.
why was this guy so fucking powerful?
Well, Maul said that he and Ahsoka together could beat Sidius in the clone wars
player chara
That doesnt really mean much. Doesnt Starkiller make Sidious sweat solo?
Well, the starkiller dlc thingy contradicts the sequel where vader thinks the clone starkiller is superior to the original and manhandles him too except in the end cuz its raining
really depends on where you put em relative to sidius and how much you believe vader post episode 4 can do vs palpatine
Simon doesn't even scale outside of gainax. Superman scales outside of warner bros. Superman fucks over the laws of logic. Even more than ttgl
Cope
Didnt the original beat Vader's ass though?
Clive Rosfield matches.
Noctis: The two princes, If Noctis wins, Barry will never let us hear the end of it on Anon Babble
Jack Garland: Manly M Rated FF Prtagonists
Dante: Alot of Noctis moves are edited DMC moves, and the combat designer joked Clive beats Dante
Eren: Fucking retarded stomp.
Naruto: Chosen ones who have powers of every monster by the end.
Post 10 times superman has destroyed a planet, NOW. Otherwise you are KINGtos fodder.
Characters from Konami who can cannonically beat Kratos.
Last gasps of "legends" canon.
Kyle is an extremely pathetic lantern and character despite all the power ups he got
Who wins clive vs dante and clive vs naruto? Clive is pretty ridiculous by the end of the game.
Depends. Do you believe in Universal Dante? When Joshua said Dion/Bahamut would burn the world, do you believe he just set the world on fire, or actually destroy the fucking planet? Do you believe Naruto himself caps out at moon level from the Toneri fight?
Clive obliterates Dante, Clive from the Phoenix fight at the start of the game just shits out way too much power for Dante to reasonably handle.
Clive vs. Naruto is harder, it just depends how much you stock you put into the 'Bahamut was going to burn the world' statement and how it compares to Naruto blocking attacks that cut a hollow moon in half.
If you unironically take the Kaguya/Ultima creating a dimension with stars and shit as real then Clive probably wins as they're around the same level of power and speed but Clive just has a lot more variety. Same thing goes for Mundus and Dante.
Why doesn't Kyle get a new girlfriend? Is he gay?
wife
Erm, Kyle has never been married.
What about Clive vs Tarnished with full swank
x.com
Indeed
just like cable vs booster gold having a "lesson" of the joke hero sometimes winning, its "sometimes the hero you want to win, doesnt win"
how strong is canada
fuck clive
tekken 8 shouldve had tifa instead
They constantly fight Sasquatches.
Behold their strongest soldiers.
Tarnished has way more variety and weaponry and magic that all have the potential to oneshot comparable or more powerful foes, is way more powerful (scales to multi-solar system level Radahn in base, scales to the multiversal Greater Will's avatars at peak) and possesses the Elden Ring which lets them control reality, they cannot die due to the rune of death being removed.
A better question would be if max Swank Tarnished actually could beat Dragonborn.
Full Swank
Clive will eventually get exhausted. Tarnished will keep coming back.
Tarnished is still ultimately below that stuff. The Thuum is busted
Dragonrend probably could turn the Tarnished mortal
has DB ever shown any spitefulness whenever TTGL was brought up in the past
Nah. If there's spite it would be from Swan since he got completely sweeped in the dbcast of this match
The hierarchy
Above fiction (real world)
an ant
Fiction
Marvel, Goku, Sonic
Below fiction (fiction within fiction)
Featherine, all of DC
no, but asura's wrath and obviously halo were not shown any spite previously either, they just were treated that way to appease GOW/doom fans
and swan is actually on the production team and probably salivating at the thought of killing one of the most popular and powerful non-comic characters with DC wank
People want DC to lose in this scenario though so that dossnt track
Grok vs Tay, battle of the chatbots with opposing political paths
Swan is the writer, which is he’s been for the past like half decade. He doesn’t even research anymore.
Um actually sweaty, TTGL is apart of the Triggerverse, which includes all their cosmologies too
fanverse.org
That's more-so what I mean. Lose a debate because you didn't do your fucking research, pay $450k for your fanfic of Kyle killing Simon in the worst way possible so you can brag about how you ended that debate 'once and for all'.
Gooning aside who actually wins this fight?
Roxy
The next episode might be the most important one in the entire series
a legacy matchup a decade in the making
one where one side has universal backing, while the other is a literal who
but the literal who has the writer’s DC bias powering him
This isn’t just Kyle vs Simon, this is Swan vs the entire DB community. This will be the fight that finally determines whether Death Battle can read the room. Seeing how they failed to deliver Kirito vs Neo back when Matrix 4 released, I doubt it, but surely they’re not tone-deaf enough to let the collective sum of humanity’s might get beaten by some guy reading a math equation.
He went into the dbcast with his usual
DCwank chain scaling nonsense and even gave Kyle life equation. He still got folded because Kyle just has too many weaknesses and flimsy circumstantial stuff compared to Gurren Lagann. That and the more you actually research Kyle the worse he looks comparatively
limited to triggerverse
ngmi
A math equation he shouldnt even have and never learned to boot. Plus the only actual story we see of it at "full power" had it get no sold by Simon lite
This is also a Krasura situation again where one of the characters legitimately IS actually a universe-ending god-level threat that does all the crazy shit DB wanks every single character to with no frills attached and everything straight up on your screen.
And the other is someone who barely has any feats except appealing to 60 years of 'muh lore' that you can maybe pretend are feats if you squint hard enough and read a cookbook or something.
Swan already pulled a 'just because we've never SEEN kyle make a mech that big....' argument in the cast. I can't wait to see what Helios's light or Yggdrasil's roots are this time.
it's not that deep lol
Yeah its a weird rearrangement. In Kratos case its because people wanted him to ein and to appease Kratos autists who likely fund this shit. Here Simon has people wanting him to win against the literal who and he also has the power and arguments to genuinely win anyway
Yeah its funny Swan brought that up only for the other guy to go:
Cool he gets to burn through that finite charge infinitely faster
Simonfags: John CRUSHED Swan in the cast. He’s MAD!
Kylefags: Swan CRUSHED John in the cast. He’s MAD!
Reality: Energetic cast that will more than likely not even remotely represent how the actual episode looks being neither John nor Swan even got that deep into the scaling for their characters
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why the fuck is Death Battle music so good
Swan straight up admitted he hadn't read Kyle's shit at least twice and never made a single argument against Simon's win conditions, he just wanked Kyle using feats he got from self-admitted hearsay and his usual all-over-the-place DC scaling. Even in the most generous interpretation of the cast I have no idea how you'd think Swan came out on top
While I wouldnt say Swan was mad, Simon and John did legitimately stomp
Hasn't Swan admitted a bunch of times on casts that he just lies and makes stuff up for fun cause it's a non-serious topic? I remember in the Personas vs Stands cast he specifically argued for GER countering Sinful Shell and said GER beats every Persona.
When you go "I didn't read it" I think you might as well concede.
I didn’t even say that Swan won, just that both sides are overblowing how upset their opposing side got. My point is that what you saw there probably isn’t even close to being representative of what we’ll see in the actual episode OR blog since casts are literally designed to be done so that you just get votes. Swan wanking Kyle and John saying “Nuh uh infinity biggerer” both make sense in the context of a DBCast.
Probably, but my point is mostly the above.
Yes. That’s the entire point of a cast. You’re pushed to shitpost and wank because you wanna get those votes.
>a legacy matchup a decade in the making
That is absolutely not true lmao
It's a non serious topic
It doesn't really matter. But when thousands of people are sending you money because they like the analytics of what characters can do it looks bad to go "I don't know" when your fucking job is to read a comic book. Plus, acting like your fanfic is the word of god is annoying too.
Shit doesn't matter, but some of these guys have inflated egos over literal fanfics.
Dante from devil may cry (netflix) vs ragna the bloodedge (anime)
DBC’s are treated differently from actual episodes, hell I don’t even think John OR Swan were researchers at the time of that cast (Swan mostly writes and John animates/storyboards but I don’t remember if he’s a researcher). If people want an in depth, fully researched dive into what the characters can do and what they’ve done that’s unironically what the normal episodes are for.
Anon, it's a shitposty podcast. Their last episode was 1 Gorilla vs 100 Men. Chad had this big comical meltdown about Captain Crunch and they made a joke about it in the Kickstarter, it's not that serious.
Probably Buster Blader'D.
DM is Yugi's main, He is the Pikachu.
*Swan mostly writes NOW
Let me fix that before someone says something.
I know, but the other people on the podcast are asking him what the fuck he's talking about is just embarrassing. Swan was also told it was his job when he said "I didn't read it"
I don't care for ttgl vs green lanturn #40
It just insists upon itself
Dude why didn’t you do proper research for a character in a matchup we didn’t even have plans on using/doing for the sake of the podcast where we regularly joke around and upplay and downplay to get people to vote for our character?
less kaijufags have appeared in the past threads
Nikocado and the Ass Void won.
I mean, the other guy was spitting out facts. Was he being a try-hard or something?
Seriously though, what kind of drugs do you have to be on to look at picrel and think that a guy who hasn’t even been shown to destroy anything bigger than mountain with his own strength, could possibly have chance against. Krasura is the most desperate attempt I’ve seen from them yet to give someone a win they have no business in getting. It’s the lowest DB has sunken yet and does not spell good news for Simon if we’re being honest.
nikotard melty
Swank vs DB community might as well be a legacy matchup.
Tryhard? No. Despite how I’m framing it, there’s plenty of times where they do in-depth research for the podcasts. There are plenty of times where Swan does the same. Hell that’s exactly what WoU Vs 096 was.
Yeah, I mean to be fair at least Kyle has SOME feats that could put him in like the planet-star busting range and does actually have a universal feat or two, so it's not quite as openly egregious.
But yep. Actively destroying planets/universes on screen when your opponent hasn't is not actually enough to win, anymore. And DC wank is a way deeper rabbit hole than GOW could ever hope to be.
Just because Kyle never did these things, doesn't mean he can't
I still don't think that Sinful Shell is specially powerful so much as it is specially effective against Yaldabaoth.
That was to placate Kratosfags and they obviously didnt buy it themselves given the lengths they went to soften the blow for a super niche property. Kyle is a literal who and the vast majority are pining for a Simon win. Pretty much everything is in Simon's corner from arguments, actual feats, and crowd support. If Kyle wins then they just simply will never allow DC heralds to lose to anything not Marvel
Kyle honestly has some of the best feats out of any DC hero visually, during the late 90s/early 2000s in his solo and JLA he was pretty frequently getting planet and star feats, plus the Imperiex scene.
If I'm being honest, I like Yoko with Kittan more than Kamina or Simon. Still, KISS OF DEATH! Simon dodged a bullet.
Yoko...
youtube.com
actual feats
Cough cough Kyle fighting Parallax Hal and Oblivion who both scale to the DC cosmology in one way or another cough.
I agree actually, I see Kamina and Yoko like a high school fling that really wouldn't go anywhere especially during a war setting but a relationship with Kittan in a modern-esque society had potential. And Simon was always little bro-zone tier in my opinion
Ok. I know jackshit about Kyle. What can he actually do that's not wank? What's the best feat he's ever performed in terms of strength, speed, durability, and overall power and hacks?
What are his limits and weaknesses?
Yoko was actually jealous of Nia because the boys thought her beach outfit was cuter
Simon was the same age as Yoko. Kamina was 18.
That is some next-level cuck cope
Nia worships Kamina too and Kamina is fucking her in the afterlife
(me)
That said, if there is one thing I'm disappointed about, it's that Yoko definitely should have been the one to sacrifice herself like she was initially going to do if it weren't for Kittan butting in.
What are the chances of a xianxia character appearing?
calm down steve I'll give you the cards after I'm done redeeming them.
Simon was the same age as Yoko.
And? You think little girls prefer boys who are the same age as them or older? Because trust me, as someone who has been a little boy before, most teenage girls prefer someone at least 2 years older.
Kamina was 18
The original promotional says he's 17
Simon was the same age as Yoko. Kamina was 18.
That got retconned. See.
and both the guidebooks that came out with the anime says he's 18
it didn't get retconned, the anime character site and many others state "same age as Simon", who is 14
gurren-lagann.net
And the Otoko manga, which is canon, puts Yoko at 17
alternate universe!
Yeah but that didn't stop you the other day from calling Simon a tranny fucker, now did it? Faggot
dood it's a good thing i'm as cuck who worships my pedo bull
Simoncucks are so hilarious lmao. Nia prefers Big Bro Kamina too
the Otoko manga isn't even the same story, it's a modern au set in highschool japan
The actual story says again and again, she is 14, Kamina is 18, and Simon is a cuck who worships his bull
His best direct feat is containing Imperiex's energy when his armor cracked, Imperiex by that point having absorbed the energy of multiple galaxies. It might not be the total of all of that energy but it was a pretty significant crack in his armor and it was emphasised that Kyle needed to contain it. He did that in the late 90s as a Green Lantern. White Lantern is mostly just hype but said hype is that he's stronger than the Guardians, who have some silly scaling and an old statement they can destroy the multiverse.
Abilities wise he's mostly pretty conventional with couple of instances of reality warping. He should have all the abilities of every Lantern ring because of the White Lantern, but a few of those powers he's basically only used once.
You didn't watch the video at all. Yoko THINKS she's 14 because the way people counted days were different. She's actually 18. But hey, people were fapping to Asuka who was 13 to 14 in Evangelion...
meant to reply to this
dude yeah the story we all talk about where Simon fights the Anti Spiral in a big mecha says she's 14 and Simon is 14
b-but what about this spinoff that came much later when she's aged up so she can worship Kamina in a modern setting without getting backlash
simonkeks keep coping in weirder and weirder ways. Maybe there's a spinoff where Simon doesn't worship Kamina too, but unfortunately the one we're talking about does.
You can't read it seems. She is the SAME AGE as Simon, who is 14. Kamina is 18. The author has never said she is 18, just coped that maybe they tell time different in a qna asked years after the series. But Simon and Kamina tell time different as well.
Kamina's a pedo and Simon worships his bull.
Can all you cum guzzling capeshit niggers just grow up already? There's nothing more embarrassing than being a grown ass man attracted to garbage slop about a bunch of grown men in tights. xD
I prefer Kamina being a pedo because it makes him like Hal and that gives an extra connection between Simon and Kyle.
Cuckfag is back
welp dying thread.
Kind of unrelated but is Puyo Puyo dungeon worth playing? Not a fan of puzzles but a game like that looks interesting.
yes yes I'm redeeming the card steve i hear you
Simon would worship Hal like a little bitch and let him fuck Nia and call him "Big Bro!"
YUP YUP YUP
Simon: "but why...why can't I stop thinking of what Kyle did with Yoko and Nia...I'm thinking of it over and over...they will never love a pathetic worm like me compared to him--"
*WHAM*
Kyle decks cucky Simon in the face, knocking out his manlet teeth and sending him sprawled head over feet by Kyle's fist
Kyle: "Shaddup Beetch. Suck ma dick you little cuck, Yoko loved it heh heh. She needs a real man like ME."
Simon: "K-Kyle Aniki...you're telling me you heckin believe in me??!! Wowie Zowie, I wanna receive your praise! Then maybe if you take pity on me while you fuck the girls I love that will make me cool! I'll worship you like an idol role model forever and ever and be your doormat for life and everyone else will too so please gimme your approval oh Yoko and My master!"
Kyle: "Yeah whatever Beetch. Believe in yourself and sheet, imma go fuck Yoko again now cause you could never, heh heh. Now go polish my stinky sandals or else you i'll beat you up again little beetch."
Kyle punches cucky Simon in the teeth again and Simon cries (in gratitude to Kyle-Aniki giving him his approval)
Canon
Regular GL Kyle's best feat (which is probably an outlier) is containing Imperiex's explosion which was probably going to destroy the entire universe. Most of his other 'best' feats are him blocking planet, star and solar system busting blasts.
He actually doesn't really have a lot of raw destruction feats - most of his best stuff is just 'can hurt people with his constructs who contend with Supes/Wondy/other high tiers'. Notably, he did fight and beat a character called Traitor who blew up a planet in the very same issue with a blast.
In terms of creativity/variety he's better than most nu-Lantern shit nowadays in that he was able to do shit like create constructs with their own memories and sapience and such or create complex machinery or do cool shit with his ring but he's solidly behind pre-Crisis Hal in terms of wacky shit. He doesn't really have any epic 'one shot' techniques and the one Planck length thing you've probably seen tossed around was a one time thing.
Speedwise the best you'll get beyond the gay travel FTL in space shit is that he was capable of perceiving an object moving at half the speed of light and was ready to stop it from entering Earth's atmosphere. Also maybe an outlier.
White Lantern Kyle mostly seems to be the exact same power as his regular GL counterpart, maybe you can get from the inertron scaling from Hal that he's about 12x as strong. Except now he can use other colors of the emotional spectrum (not well). Also he can heal people and teleport them away. The ALE grants him the ability to brainwash people and edit the source code of reality but he's also not good at either.
He's a solidly planet-star level character with a few universal feats, decent hax but nothing that's an explicit or super useful trump card, possible universal level reality warping from the LE but he's not proficient.
aaand that's one card redeemed. on to the next one
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the Otoko manga isn't even the same story, it's a modern au set in highschool japan
Yeah and they still didn't seem to give a fuck about aging up Simon even in a high school setting, I wonder why. Could it be because they retcon Yoko's age every 5 years or so?
The actual story
The actual story never mentions ages
Another thread turning into cuckoldry and ad hominem
That was to placate Kratosfags and they obviously didnt buy it themselves given the lengths they went to soften the blow for a super niche property
Somebody actually argued in past threads that DB actually liked Asura despite them butchering his character and giving him pity ending that still focused more on Kratos than him. It’s so funny that Asura was the first character in the show’s history to get an alternate ending, like was the dissonance between feats that bad? They literally had to make an apology tweet before the episode aired and asked for AW 2 when a sequel wasn’t needed and a remake would be wanted at most. It’s insane how much damage control they tried there and if Kyle wins, they might try that again.
It's just one ban evading guy who replies to himself
Daredevil vs Ezio Auditore
In all honesty when you lay out his feats I don't think he's a bad matchup for Simon, Simon wins still but it's difficult to find a matchup for him that makes sense and fits due to how strong he is. Kyle has a decent theme and some feats which are comparable both power and abilities wise. The issue is really White Lantern Kyle not doing much.
>b-but what about this spinoff that came much later when she's aged up so she can worship Kamina in a modern setting without getting backlash
You're literally quoting databooks when I'm showing the promotional material before the show even aired
dengekionline.com
Jon Bernthal vs Alan Ritchson
Hm, you need something more specific than 'xianxia character' first. Like is there an iconic or prominent one.
Why is dead company so fucking weak? Are they stupid?
A universe this small probably doesn't help.
Buster Blader and then Yugi gets confused why it didn't get an attack boost from Charizard dying.
The fight will obviously go into space. Simon and Kyle will break open the galaxy, see Chuck Norris and Segata still fighting and they'll team up to fight them for interrupting the fight and get insta killed
all of Dog Crap is one single galaxy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what does "DC" even stand for
Detective Comics. So saying DC Comics is redundant.
Detective Comics.
Dead Company
Dead Comics. So saying DC Comics is redundant.
All of these suck ass though
Jason Voorhees vs Ticci Toby
Clive vs Jack sucks
The hell you say?
Cyber Dragon
not a dragon
the Fiend Megacyber
not a fiend
not a machine
not cyberse
warrior
Like the other guy said, it is some schizo with a cuck fetish at "best" (at worst he is possibly a literal pajeet redittor who has an "egg" uwu tranny personality).
Uh...In terms of chinks characters, there is Li qiye (guy who commits genocide because nepo babies angers him), li qiye (actual good boy obsessed with swords), Linley baruch (another good person which is pretty rare in this genre), and meng hao. In the gook department there is seo eun hyun (weirdly enough one of his best MU is the princess from StP), and leylin (whose is basically linley but bad, and fights against literal DnD gods). In the western side there is lindon, and like one gazillion "subversive" royal road histories. Something to note is that 99% of xianxia is literally compossed of feats man that consistently reach multiversal (to the poiint that one of the most common jokes about the genre is about the stupidly large universes/continents/planets/stars, and their gurren laggan level of power creep).
Same series fights are always shit
Bringing aSISSYra back so he can get butchered even harder, eh?
Is Thunderbolt Fantasy a xianxia
Bringing aSISSYra back so he can get butchered even harder, eh?
Databooks about the show itself. Not some lame spinoff about a completely different story from years later.
Also Guidebooks that came out with the anime and about the anime >>> promotional from before production
Simon WORSHIPS his bull like a bitch
Asura is his best but I think Dante is fine, it was a big enough comparison the combat director commented on it.
Dante is for Ryu Hayabusa.
I wonder why
Because they only aged Yoko up so Kamina wouldn't look creepy in the modern setting, and the low iq viewerbase could keep being instructed to worship Kamina like cucky simon does
It'd look even more pathetic than it already is if Simon was calling someone the same age as him "BIG BRO" while Kamina cucks him
After Kyle beats his ass, Simon will have to call Kyle Big Bro while Kyle fucks Yoko and Nia
Wuxia. Basically xianxia without the overthe top bullshit, and far more grounded (so no mysthical beasts, and straight up gods).
Yeah he dodged a bullet. That's why he worships Kamina like a little fag, to thank his bull for pleasuring Yoko like Simon never could. Kamina was doing that little cuck a favour, Kamina Sugoii!!!!
Dante is for getting Meido Zangetsuhaed by Inuyasha.
stop yelling, steve. I'm almost finished with the second card. I'll give you the money when I'm done
Raj must be an amazing soldier, stuck in the trenches dodging bullets and bombs all while making these posts. Still can't stop them from redeeming though
Kamina: Kisses Yoko and died
Kittan: Kissed Yoko and died
Yoko is cursed which is why she's a lonely hag teacher in epilogue.
Detective Comics Comics
She definitely worships and fucks a bunch of other dudebro jock Kamina clones like Kittan, while cucky Simon can only watch from the bushes
And Kamina also fucks Nia in the afterlife since cucky Simon trained her to worship Kamina all her living life
This is why the Quran teaches you to be a man yourself, and not to worship other men. Otherwise you become a pathetic man-worshipping cuck like Simon.
steve.. steve.. what are you talking about. you got your money didn't you? I redeemed the cards for you
What if he's just a "leaf"fag
Also thought's on Gru vs Megamind? I can't see how gru can win except through sheer minion numbers
they do some funny scaling on his speed and strength like dodging missiles and punching sharks, and argue he could dodge the dehydration gun and kill Megamind with a well timed punch
I think Gru has more going on. Megamind has the Metroman mock up but wasn't anywhere as strong, right?
right. he should theoretically be able to give himself Metroman's powers with the DNA gun but he never did that for some reason
Megamind has some wacky durability stuff in that extra mini movie and his weaponry is good. He's also squared off against more dangerous foes. Not sure if that relatively recent shit cartoon gave him anything else.
Databooks about the show itself.
So not actually the show directly mentioning ages like you were screeching like a monkey?
Also Guidebooks that came out with the anime and about the anime >>> promotional from before production
Are you illiterate? TTGL was already in production by the time that promotional came out? If you want to say they retconned his age sure, but his original age was always 17
Simon's probably going to win
Cucks pretty consistently win these Death Battles. Maybe the team itself has a fetish for it.
and the final age stated in the guidebooks that came with the anime, is 18.
This would happen.
Inuyasha is for Rin Okumura.
That's cool bro, I'll accept the retcon if you can accept the Otoko manga retcons Yoko's age to 17 since everyone else's age seemingly stayed the same
Yes anon, everyone knows in a universe where they're in modern japan highschool Yoko is 17.
But in the universe where they pilot mechs against the antispiral, Simon is a cuck who got cucked from his 14 year old love and who worships a pedo BULL.
in the modern highschool story Yoko is the same age as Kamina
in the real mecha story Yoko is a much younger girl who cucked Simon for an adult man
There, was that so hard?
In other words, a retcon
Vergil vs Storm from X-Men incoming.
You dumb or something?
Batman’s age is changed to 100 years old in Batman Year 100, a timeline where he’s an old man
That doesn’t change his age in the real story, where he’s a young man in his 20s
You're going to tell me Nakashima maintained virtually everyone the same age, except Yoko and that's not an obvious retcon from the crowds of people who attacked them for making her 14?
Vergil is for Sesshōmaru.
you dumb or something
They’re ttglfags kek
Of course.
Changing their ages in a SPINOFF with a completely different story set in a cometely different timeperiod is not a retcon
Kamina doesn’t die in the highschool manga too. Also Nia meets him and thinks he’s the coolest ever.
Does this retcon that he died in the real series?
Nia is Kamina’s sidehoe confirmed
it's all just a bunch of "what if" bullshit. don't think too much about it
Otoko Nia’s face when she says “Big Bro Kamina”
Otoko highschool Nia lusts for Kamina so this means Canon Nia also does
ye
simple retro dungeon kinoness
Otoko Kamina fucks her on cucky Simon’s bed. That little bitch worshipper can’t do shit
Kamina makes Nia call him “Big Bro” too, Simon has to block his ears so he won’t hear it
Oh nonononono
KIIIIIIINNNNGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOSSSS
relax steve check your paypal. the money should be there like you said
MY MONITOR IS SHAKING
SHAAAAAAAARRRRTTTTOOOOOOOSSS
And yet in this COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SETTING, Simon is still a 14 year old boy, and Yoko's age seemed to have changed for no reason other than the fact that perhaps fans didn't like the fact that she was 14 in the original series, maybe? Just a thought. You can go through the manga if you want, there's no plot point to be made around Yoko being a 17 year old, it's an obvious soft retcon.
strawman
Well I can't really expect much from you, can I, Raj? No, important plot points like Kamina's death and Nia meeting Simon afterwards aren't "retconned", however ages, things that are completely irrelevant to the plot of Gurren Lagann, are.
GOLD!!!
mold.
Raj Vs. Kitboga
the only plotpoints from this completely unrelated modern day spinoff that count are the ones I cheerypick out of seethe and cope
Nah
How about the fact the real Simon and Kamina and Yoko don’t go to a highschool
The real Kamina didn’t live because he is a mech protagonist and not a generic highschool plot character
And the real Kamina is 18, a pedo and a bull who that little bitch Simon worships while he cucks him from the canonically 14 year old girl
How did they do it?
They’re not cucks and they don’t worship bulls
KINGboga? Easily and effortlessly destroyed the reputation of a country, to the point where even the most normalfags of fags, joke about india being a hellhole.
stop yelling, steve. I followed your instructions. you should have the money now!
Characters from Hudson Soft that can beat Kratos.
basic abc logic is a strawman
As expected from a cuck
Time for me to finish the party.
cucks simon
Yoko and Nia go gaga for green goo
......'s meat as he lays on the chair he constructed out of aSISSYra's skeleton.
CAAAANNNOOOOOONNN
Post the mask destroying a star.
cucks your bank account and steals your money
KratosFags proving they're fags by instantly wanting little children to jerk off Kratos and see it as a win.
>the only plotpoints from this completely unrelated modern day spinoff
Written by the original screenwriter of the show
that count are the ones I cheerypick out of seethe and cope
I invite you to look through the entire manga then and see for yourself
How about the fact the real Simon and Kamina and Yoko don’t go to a highschool
They're all real bucko, all possibilities are real in the Labyrinth
The real Kamina didn’t live because he is a mech protagonist
What the fuck do you think the Otoko manga is about dumbfuck?
And the real Kamina is 18, a pedo and a bull who that little bitch Simon worships while he cucks him from the canonically 14 year old girl
Canonically ambiguous but whatever you say Raj
Post your HERO who is not a cuck, did not get the girl he loves stolen from him by a pedo and watch helplessly, who does not worship that pedo like a pathetic bitch, who does not let that pedo beat him up, lecture and emasculate him, who does not spend the entire series worshipping that pedo and getting the entire cast to worship him too including the girl he cucked you from and the titless plainjane compensation girl who never even met him, she must worship him too, and who does something else with their life other than mimicking and worshipping their pedo BULL even fashioning their gurren lagann to look just like him and continuing to worship him until the day they die
PEDOtos…
Done
all possibilities are real in the Labyrinth
Yeah, i cluding this possibility where Yoko is 17 and in highschool, unlike the real universe where she’s 14, lives in a desert, and Simon is a cuck
You seem to have a hard time wrapping your tiny brain around that. Probably because the reality of what a cuck you are scares you kek
relax steve. the numbers and letters are right there! I'm almost done
Easy. Next?
The most powerful of all Thors
There's gotta be a better way of determining how much stronger that inerton feat other than dividing 2ft by 2 inches. The way Kyle described it, Hal "cut" two inches into inerton. Then Kyle made a big explosion. We could probably get a better idea of the potential multiplier if we know how large the hole Kyle made was.
I invite you to not cherrypick which details from the completely unrelated modern day highschool manga somehow retcon the original series which has nothing to do with that and no involvement with that
If changing their ages retcons the real one then changing whether Kamina dies retcons too. Which it onviously doesn’t.
But you only pick the ones that make Simon look less pathetic because in the end it’s only a sad little cope for you.
unlike the real universe where she’s 14,
Crazy because nowhere in the show does it mention that
You know what I stand corrected, I forgot Kamina was transagist, good to see Raj supportive of the trannies, proud of you bro
Crazy because in both the guidebooks, and in the official character website, it DOES say that!
And also, those are all about the REAL SERIES, can you believe it! Not some spinoff where they’re in star wars or the wild west or where they’re fish, they’re about the real one, and they ALL SAY, she’s 14! And that the bull Simon worships like a bullied bitch is a pedo!
Honestly is there really a quantifiable way of measuring this sort of crap anyway without it just falling back into infinity or unquantifiable? Like, Simon in his second weakest mecha/form punched a giant ship out of the space time continuum. How do you ever measure that?
aaand that was the last google play card
production vs final series age, where also his exact height and weight were given as well as confirming 18
Also
the ttgl tranny projecting about trannies
OH NONONONONO
SIMONBROS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW
steve.. steve.. STEVE.. relax! the money should be therw now! calm down!
Simon is Kamina’s little cuckold BITCH who watched Yoko getting NTRd
So he let Yoko’s tranny cousin fuck him to cope, since that’s the closest a cuck like him could ever get???
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK1
>production vs final series age
So a retcon basically? Hm how curious
Picrel
Oh so now alt universe stuff matters, huh? Faggot nigger
your files should be fine! I don't know why you're screaming about a virus, young man! calm down! it's gonna be fiiiiine
Boutta run a train on Yoko and pierce her heavens
steve take that silly mask off already! if your mind is on green all the time it's no wonder you're a greedy old man
Yeah, a retcon to the actual series. Not a modern school spinoff.
now he’s seething
Kek keep crying because of basic logic little shonen manbaby cuck
The hole itself actually shows the thickness of the wall is very much not two feet so I'm not really sure how useful it would be. Kyle also does actually make a cut before blasting a hole through it or whatever causes the explosion, and we never see the Hal thing in action.
It's not great but 12x is probably "good enough" as a rough lowball.
It doesn't help that this is more or less the only showing that Kyle is actually more powerful (in terms of energy projection) than Hal. It's not really like he does massively better against the same enemies that Hal does, or has a beam war fight against another GL or something.
He’s not little!
All us ttglfags are a healthy 5 foot 3 and 500 pounds!! R-Row Fight Da Powa!
More like Fight da Salad lmao
30 seconds difference
That means the retard bought the pass
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
“No ID, No Orgy”
“Where did the wife put that invitation?”
passes don’t change your cooldown
Pajeet bro...
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I can confirm this is true, as a Kratos scholar by profession I am a bull to many overweight midget simonsisters
The issue with WL Kyle is that he's mostly hype, but he's also not really a jobber or anything with major anti-feats. He basically just operates the same as GL Kyle. Even in his most recent appearance he was treated as being the strongest guy there and did the equivalent of holding off the big superweapon so the protagonist can fight the guy controlling it, but not really in a quantifiable way.
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Simonbro…
Ended up updating it with 4 new MUs.
a fellow SCHOLAR!
I haven't bought a pass pajeet bro, that is just the terms of the renewal of the pass.
Why are you renewing a pass, simonbro?
See?
simonsisters actually paypiggy to post on Anon Babble
Oh nonononono Simonbros we keep exposing ourselves!
Kek it keeps happening
cuckoldry, Posting on reddit, being trans, being zoophiles, not knowing how white people look, what’s next
Woah!
Look at this dogshit lineup
aside from Fury vs Big Boss & Phoenix Ikki vs Magik of course
Also Marco is for Chris Redfield.
Simonsisters i’m sorry, i just can’t take it anymore. I don’t want to be an ingrown manchild cuckold worshipping Kamina all my life, the way Simon tells us to be, just like him. I want to be a chad! And fuck lots of loyal bitches and exercise for my strength and read real books!
I’m sorry but I am leaving you to be a DCchad! Goodbye forever
Chris is for Marcus Phoenix
Canon. That’s literally what cucky simon is like
he's still at it
ENGAGE
So is there going to be another thread or is this one going to be cleaned out again to sub limit levels
“Holy fuark, the climax Yoko gave me was too much, i’m dying from post-nut shock”
And that’s how Simon could beat The Mask
This is how he can beat Kyle too, after seeing he has no answer to Time Travel (actual travel, not just missiles), mindhax, the source wall, and higher non-physical cosmology
Canon
name one ONE thing simon could do to beat HER
Marcus Phoenix is for Soldier 76
Mynt is for him actually
overwatch
lol
YOU’RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE
CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU
Does Alex have any Plot Manip resists?
i loooove you baaaaby
This dance sequence soloes ttglverse btw
Gurren Lagann comes alive and starts boogying, kicks simon out
Yoko and Nia change into flapper dresses and rub up on Elvis Mask
Stage Hook drags Simon away while he desperately pleads them not to fuck him
Canon!
I’m a gurren lagann homo and even I admit this is canon
Oh so Cuckanon was the main Kratosposter too.
Yup it’s canon
Hopefully the latter
Simonbros why can’t she be ours…
He's actually a plot manipulator himself
Because you’re not Kamina, you’re just Kamina’s pathetic worshipper and asskisser and mimicker. You don’t believe in anything and you’re not your own man, you’re not even a man at all. Just Kamina’s doormat and footstool and all the girls you love would rather worship and fuck Kamina than a worshipping soiboy like you.
CANON!
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I am a Simonbro and this has happened to me more times than I count, but I still worship my bully Aniki “Big Bro” (not actually related!
can’t time travel, only fire time missiles that he could fire normally
can’t get past source wall
can’t get out of memory being clouded without his bull “big bro” kamina saving him
zero resistances to actual mindcontrol
zero resistances to reality warping
loses all his powers instantly if he’s emasculated vs a guy whose chief power is controlling emotions
can’t scale to sphere of gods nonphysical cosmology
What the FUCK is simon even supposed to do? Hide in a bush and offer Kyle yoko?
Yes, that latter one. It’s in-character for him, he even let the Anti Spiral fuck Nia (probably while picturing AS as le god king lord Kamina)
What kind of schizophrenia is this?
Kingtos sees all. He knows all your dirty little secrets.
Oh no! Does he know about this? files.catbox.moe
Yes. This is why he will never respect you as a man, Simon. You’re not a man, you are just a cuck to Kamina
If you do not have Kingtos’ respect, you will never be allowed entry to the heaven of Kratostopia in the afterlife
Quick reminder that all the KINGTOS/Cuckposting is all from one guy btw
Kratostopia is the home of KINGS, SCHOLARS and BOUNDLESS BEASTS
Any more schizo delusions from you while I fuck Yoko, simoncuck?
adult pedo on the left cucks you and makes you worship him like a dog
same age girl on the right worships your bull like a god and so does your pittance gf
tranny in the middle rapes you, and you consent because it's the closest you can get to Yoko loving you
Grim.
comparing Kingtos the Chad to the faggy cuck shonen manchildren itt
Kekypoo!
This fight will destroy all of reality...
DON’T LAUGH AT ME!
I CACHINNATE at you, cuck!
Kingtos won this thread
Cucks Kyle and the wanna be Big Head.
no you see bro it's actually a good thing I'm a cuck because it's le realistic!
also i've been cucked before
Grim. Simonbros you gotta be better
Literally one guy just self replying because he thinks he's on Anon Babble
Simon worships his pedo fratboy bull so you should too! Be like Simon and worship Kamina like a fag. Row row fight da powaa
Be Better.
Okay, so this faggot gets banned, then he gets demotivated to post for like two days, and then he starts shitposting, which leads him to being banned. Sad existance
So do we just move to plus4chan or something at this point? Cuckanon is untenable.
I did check out the simon rule34 page out of curiosity. Surprising the amount of Simon x Yoko shit on there. Also the Simon x Kamina pics all have Simon (kid Simon even) topping kek
Nah
KEKtos
YWNBB!!!
I like M Bison vs Athena Asamiya
Even tho she should win, it is kinda interesting and tempting to see her lose
Bison is for Rugal.
Athena is for Heart Aino, faggot.
Rugal is canonically such a jobber
So is Bison lol. He gets his ass kicked in every ending in every Street Fighter game he's in.
Hardly. He has only lost to Ryu and Akuma ever
The entire ttgl fandom is in love with Yoko
Don’t let simonfags lie to you about it to save face, absolutely nobody has ever cares about nia. She’s boring, plain, flat, only there so Yoko can keep dicksucking how Kamina’s the best/for Simon to have baby’s first tragic deadwaifu bait, and for most of the series she looks like a loli, then later just a skinny twig woman. Even the manga adaptation referenced it with Yoko calling Nia boring
ttgl's main heroine IS yoko and has a music video dedicated to her
Nia is the Rei of the series and she is not particularly as sexy as Yoko evem in her anti spiral suit & dies
In fact ttgl doesn’t even put nia in promotions/music videos/posters and shit, only yoko. And if nia does get to show it’s only next to yoko.
Even they know their compensation roastie was lame
He loses in every ending for every character in Street Fighter 2 lol. Also Akuma just flat out demolishes Bison every time he shows up and Akuma's a jobber too given how they had him lose to fellow jobber Shao Kahn last time.
and has a music video dedicated to her
Post it please.
We do not know who wins the SF2 tournament and SFVI confirms that the one that kills him is Akuma
Ryu kills him in SFA3 and SFV
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You're my staaaaaarrrrr donna toki demo~
Yeah see he's a jobber. He's never outright won any fight with any individual character before. If he did, a lot more characters in the series would be dead. Bison sucks, his track record is even worse than fucking Vega's lol. The only threatening SF villain who can kind of challenge other verses is Gill. That guy literally split the world's oceans in 2 collectively.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Bison has beaten up...
Rose in SFA2
Ryu in SFA2
Sakura & Ken in a SFA3
Seth in SFIV
Juri in SFV and SFVI
Chun, Guile, Cammy, Rashid and tanked Nash's final sacrifice explosion casually in SFV
Oh and full power no limiter Doll Cammy in SFA2 Gold and Necalli in SFV
The canonicity of those fights are dubious at best given they happen in separate outcomes and endings based on who you pick.
So yeah, Bison canonically is as much of a jobber as Rugal since his only major participations to the story are getting killed by Akuma in the past, then returning with a new body in SF2 just to lose again since the tournament gets completed no matter who you choose, and then getting wiped from existence in SF5 by Ryu. Bison sucks.
Dubius my fucking ass, those are seen in the confirmed endings and the SFV and SFVI storymode
So cope and eat shit if you do not know about street fighter or how exactly their canonicity is up in the air
Rugal only beat Heidern, died to 94 and 95 Kyo , lost to Goenitz and returned in KOF XV to do jack shit.
The fact a player is able to pick and win with any character makes him a jobber. 19 out of 20 timelines (excluding the one you pick and win with Bison) he jobs.
? Bison only even dies in Chun Li's ending. The rest spare him.
Regardless of which kind of headcanon you use, he is only confirmed to have fought and died to Akuma in SFVI
Necali is a giga jobber despite being hyped up this nigger did nothing at all other than lose
Necalli was winning vs tapping into the Satsui No Hadou Ryu in the SFV story mode.
Regardless of jobberness or not, it is a Bison win.
Kratos gets raped by everyone in Gurren Lagann.
Damn can't believe Ryu was struggling against such a shit jobber. So yeah still an L for M. Bishit.
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If Kratos were to engage Simon in a one-on-one battle, the decisive factor would likely be Kratos' ability to exploit weaknesses in Gurren Lagann's design. One such vulnerability could lie in the spiral energy that fuels the mecha. While Spiral Energy is a formidable power, it is also driven by will and belief. Kratos could exploit this by attacking the core of Simon’s resolve. With his experience in mental warfare (having faced both gods and titans who were as psychologically unbreakable as they were physically powerful), Kratos could break Simon's concentration or create doubt in his abilities.
Kratos’ Blades of Chaos and Leviathan Axe are both capable of attacking on a metaphysical level, breaking through barriers of space, time, and even mind. It would only take a well-placed blow to shatter the core of Gurren Lagann and destroy the Spiral Energy that powers it.
While Gurren Lagann is a force of unimaginable power, Kratos is an adversary who has faced and conquered cosmic forces with his unyielding strength, resilience, and will. His extensive experience battling beings of all scales, combined with his god-slaying weaponry and determination, would likely allow him to find a way to destroy Simon the Digger and his legendary mecha. Kratos' power, adaptability, and deep understanding of combat on both a physical and metaphysical level would ultimately tip the scales in his favor.
In the end, though Gurren Lagann is an iconic representation of hope, power, and the limitless potential of the human spirit, Kratos is a force forged by the tragedies of gods, capable of overcoming even the most powerful threats the universe has to offer.
Nope. Kratos would job as soon as the fingers of one of the orphan kids sticks their fingers up his ass.
Shut up Nikofag.
Oh right, the blades of chaos were forged from the primordial flame which transcends concepts and is only second in power to Hope
Kratos might not even need the Blade of Olympus to kill Simon
Kratos dies instantly.