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Death Battle
KIIIIINNNGGGTTTOOOOOOSSSS
I like this one better.
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You failed that immediately
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Anon Babble
Now
the bugs aren't even splattering against his face
So this is the canon power of PRIME Superman...
DCbros how come we gotta post headcanon and noncanon media while everyone can post our heroes canonically jobbing?
It is Goten day
IN BRIGHTEST DAY, AS DARKEST ILLS
NO HEAVEN OR SPACE CAN STOP MY DRILL!
WE SHINE ALIGHT AS POWER FILLS
CAUSE NOTHING CAN CONTAIN OUR WILL!
Corny ass…
CITY BUSTING ATTACK PLEASE DON'T ONE SHOT ME AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
K, b, c.
WHEN?!
One mosquito in OPM solos DC btw
I'm WEAK... I can barely lift small boxes, I get outsped by monkeys, I get humiliated in all my fights and get used as fodder, I job to random animals and street thugs, NOBODY takes me seriously and my only feats are treated as FRAUDULET... why am I such a weak low test jobber BITCH?
DEATHSTROKE-SAMA DON'T YOU KNOW MY FINGERS HAVE OUTERVERSAL DURAB-AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"I SHOULD BE HAVING SEX WITH MY WIFE INSTEAD OF LETTING THE BVLL DO IT? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM??!! GIGAAAA BAAAALLL BREAKKEER!!!!!"
Kyle...
Me...
The one opponent I can never face is my own self hate :(
It’s funny because Simon would say this.
I will always appreciate Slade for readily debunking Hal, Wally and Kyle wank. Effortlessly, at that
LAVA GEYSER-SAMA I KNEEL PLEASE HAVE MERCY
I'll pretend I didn't see that....
BATMAN-SAMA WHY CAN'T I KILL YOU WITH MY PUNCHES DON'T YOU KNOW I'M A MULTIVERSAL GOD OF EVIL?????
Kyle...
Simon...
Asura...
Eggman...
DC...
Marvel...
Saitama...
Knuckles...
Kratos would've TANKED that btw
jobs to the sun despite being literally powered by the sun
KWAB
This was a younger Kyle. It's the reason Slade's hand tanked the punch.
he would not fucking say that
LIGHTNING-SAMA YOU CAN HAVE MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND JUST DON'T SHOC-AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Do you think the Hulk may have been the sexual awakening for some people with a foot fetish?
.
Nah, they should do the better match with an actual fandom rivalry
That lightning would've soloed Simon btw
They do though.
...all look on with no surprise as Kratos says this.
FTL omnipotent lightning
That lightning would've soloed Kratos btw
BATGIRL-SAMA PLEASE DON'T BRING BATMAN HERE I JOB TO HIM TO-AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What the fuck is this perspective? Why is flash like that?
weaker durability
weaker strength
weaker AP
slower speed
Bug-sama is just superior in everyway
KRATOS just moved his finger a single NANO METER and my entire fucking verse SHOOK. My verse is so WEAK and PATHETIC... I kneel before KRATOS, the BOUNDLESS BEAST...
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
RANDOM HENCHMAN-SAMA STOP EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF BATMAN
random ants in my backyard...
Yes he would. He worships Kamina and Nia would prefer Kamina over him.
Is that kingpin?
I-IS THAT....GREEN ARROW? AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE HELP ME HAL THIS IS BASE OLLIE'S KID I'M UP AGAINST
Kid goten is captain America level, super saiyan kid goten solos the mcu.
K, b, c.
mindbroken BITCH posting out of context comic panels in furious cope
Kyle's going to win.
Kyle and Simon would completely fold, unlike my HERO...
Swan wants you to believe Kyle has the superior willpower by the way
Crossed reference?!
He survived Bueno that has to count for something
*moans*
Yeah Simon won
Uh.... Well... Kyle was holding back or whatever.... Anyways. Here is a panel from one comic where Kyle destroys the gorillionverse... so he beats all fiction
o-out of conte-*ACK!*
Kyle wouldn't be able to protect his indian fans from getting nuked by pakistan
Kylesaars...
...'t stop asking Kyle to bull Yoko and Nia while he watches!
Kyle can have Simon's sloppy seconds
Why doesn't flash just save all of them
show this to swan and he'll be in full-on panic mode.
Simonbros... thank god we can cope that our hero is a virgin who was consistently rejected by his first crush through porn...
KYLEJEETS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
What porn? This is all canon chud
I didn't even see Kyle just get tossed aside like trash the other times I looked at this scene.
Identity Crisis was written in 2004
Kyle had been a GL for 10 years at that point
Nukes? The most powerful thing in DC after bullets, vines, gas stations, boulders, buildings, moas, dinosaurs, lasers and harpoons.
Genuine question, how do instances like this showing a character's limits factor into the team's research on the character. Do they say it's in the past and they've gotten stronger since? Do they just say it's an "anti-feat" so it doesn't count?
gurren lagann GODS...no, SAMAs...
on behalf of all kyleJEETS, I KNEEL. we were unfamilar how btfo'd we would get. honestly a bit cocky. PLEASE spare my wife.
Kyle's wife is bueno
Too late, we're already drilling her
struggles with city-level threats
has to concentrate while holding a city-sized shield
has a hard time handling planets
meanwhile pic SGGL was getting planets thrown at it left and right and came out unscathed. this is just sad
Death Battle just ignores antifeats and looks at characters at their prime.
Holy fuark....Simon gets to fuck THIS?
Bueno's wife is named Guts.
Bueno is beyond boundless that's why he was able to gape Kyle
Who would win: Simon the Digger, terror of the omniverse and the god of Spiral energy
OR
Talia al Ghul with her energy gun?
That gun has the combined power of the DC cosmology
That gun was powered by Kratos
Sometimes they will factor in antifeats, context that makes feats worse, and weaknesses, when they want a character to lose (Master Chief, Archie Sonic, Ghost Rider) but yeah most of the time as the other anon said they'll just straight up ignore shit and try to make characters as strong as possible
A gun is stronger than a 2d cosmology
holy fuark...
That is basically the argument in this thread. Kyle didn't murder his friend therefore all his durability feats are house level.
Seriously how the fuck could anyone read these comics and think he's going to handle things like Arc Gurren let alone the more powerful forms of Gurren Lagann without shitting his pants?
Not this fraudulent big bang shit again
The DC universe is a gorillion non-year light years chud, just because Kyle never made anything that big doesn't mean he can't
gorillionversal sized city and nuke please understand
Well you see he's not at full power here. At full power WL+LE he's above Hal who scales to Superman who scales to...
That big bang was just Kratos sharting btw
Arc Gurren
Kyle has like 10 different feats of creating planet sized constructs, has blocked planetary blasts and contained supernovas, and has personally created a construct big enough to house 200 planets. He's not THAT weak.
come on are you serious? at least give kyle SOMETHING. 30 fucking years of comics and getting outclassed by an anime from 2007 with much less material
In all fairness, the proportions in Gurren Lagann are notoriously over the top and in your face. Conversely, there’s a reason “herald tiers” in comic books used to be planet to star level and around light speed
Anime fags are so pathetically try hard.
Remember when Skyfather was capped at Galaxy?
tbf the exact same scan that used to be used for galaxy level Odin is also the one says they're shaking and threatening to destroy every plane of reality, and then that same issue has Odin get damaged by thrown rocks. It sort of speaks to the issue.
Saw this death battle with Goku and Superman where Goku just teleports Superman to a planet made out of Kryptonite and ki blasts his heart with one finger. Makes sense but Goku would never do that. Maybe Batman would, but not Goku.
Depends on the match (ie if they really want a character to win or not)
Except for Odin, who was sometimes accepted to be vaguely cosmological
Arc Gurren alone punched a moon sized ship out of the space time continuum.
Infinite multiverse level rocks
Galaxy level infinite multiverse
Rock level galaxies
all these old panels of Kyle jobbing as a green lantern
Show me him jobbing within the last 5 years (I'm being generous), Kyle jobbing as a White Lantern, Kyle jobbing with the Life Equation.
You guys are just scared of Kyle's inevitable victory.
With how DC writes Batman nowadays? Batman would have made a herald tier miner robot and sent it to that planet via boom tube, but then it goes rogue and busts the League
city level white lanterns
Grim.
all of these are white lantern kyle and the last one took place just last year
white lantern kyle hasn't been a thing and kyle has gotten barely any feats besides
also most of the antifeats come from 2000s runs when kyle has spent 10 years as a a lantern lmoa
Cuckanonbros.....our response??
Overly flowery narration or comments from the peanut gallery should never be counted for a character's strength.
Character A punches Character B through a mountain
"Character B is stuck with earth-shattering force!" -Narration
"No way, those two are going to destroy everything!" -Random spectator on the side way weaker than either fighter
Hmmm, clearly these two are planet+ level
stud
Damn, even the villains are horny for Kyle
kyle has gotten barely any feats besides
Well now don't be too hasty
Don't forget the time Kyle effortlessly tanked a normal DC human woman, one of the most BOVNDLESS BVLLS in all of fiction, swinging a crowbar at him
She wasn't a villain yet, Kyle basically lied to her and that's when she went evil.
ITs to a planet with red sun
it's over
can't even react in time to dodge or form a construct
Nobody reads the comics. Kyle has clearly had recent buffs that make him stronger than Simon
Not that anon but that’s not what happened in that particular instance. The narration said things were actively happening; destroying and rekindling galaxies and whatnot. Spider-Man’s spidey sense went haywire even though the fight took place half a universe away
Now show what she does to him later.
Kyle hasn't even had any recent comics all to himself.
They mentioned on the podcast of how DCverse shrinks itself back down to 2D so they tacitly admiited their past episodes based on cosmology scaling were incorrect.
meanwhile with simon:
Please stop making fun of Kyle...
OFFICIAL /dbg/ POSTER TIER LIST
Boundless BEASTS
KratosSCHOLARS
Multiversal GODS
Anons who actually talk about the show
Galaxy CHADS
ThumbnailAnon
POWER GAP
...
...
Street level shitters
Simonfags, Kylefags, Asurafags, Benfags and Sonicfags
POWER GAP
...
...
...
weaker than an atom faggots.
Listroon, Nikofag, Indian Cuckold Fetishists, Godzillafag
Not even worth mentioning
Everyone else.
This list is CANON.
FIGHT BACK KYLE. JESUS CHRIST, FIGHT BACK
oops wrong image
meanwhile with simon:
holy FUARK my bull is so strong and keeewl...
only little dogs yap while the gate is up.
When the Match drops, the truth will come out on its own.
Yeah, might as well. That page was just funny though. Sorry cuckanon, she's not exactly 'horny' for him
GOOD MORNING SAARS
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE
the truth will come out on its own.
Yeah, that Kyle can't compete with Simon.
FUCK I wish I was Kyle....
Well Kyle scales with Hal
Hal scales with Superman
Superman can beat Mister Mxyzptlk
Mister Mxyzptlk can go to the real world and change the script
So he beats Otoko Simon
She was clearly horny for him though. Even calls him 'Stud' in our decade of 2020
This is basically a crazy girl hickey
how do you fumble a cute black girl this badly
a hickey? that’s a brand, son!!! GTFO if a girl tries to brand you like cattle!
Mxy is lower than these planetary jobbers
Their ability to completely disconnect everything that actually happens in any given series from their results will never cease to be mystifying to me.
FEMDOM????? HOLY YUM!!!!!!
I still feel like they were setting her up to be possesed by Parallax or something.
That was before Kyle lied to her about their evil future son.
She's not evil nor black, she was just really fucking angry.
Also she's clearly red, she's Sinestro's daughter.
That's kind of hot though
sexoooooooooo
ROW, ROW FIGHT THE PO- why is this guy crying like a bitch?
....but enough about Deadliest Warrior.
THEIR EVIL FUTURE SON YOU SAY?????
Kyle gets to be dommed like THAT?
each of those planets is a condensed universe BTW
Kylebros submit to brown women
OH NONONONONONO
brown
She's red, are you actually colorblind?
I can't take being your bull any longer Simon. Yoko and Nia...they're insatiable. They drained me.
QUADS OF CALAMITY
divine quads confirm
Don't get your hopes up, he got erased by the timeline as soon as Soranik found out.
And sadly, we haven't seen her since that arc, I do kinda wish she and Kyle got back together somehow, preferably with her staying as a Yellow Lantern, but I feel like they'd use that opportunity to make her Green again.
I DECLARE THESE QUADS CANON
Kyle Rayner, more like Kyle BREEDER
Holy FUARK
the villainesses just go crazy for Kyle's seed
Again, the son got erased from the timeline after she found out.
Again again, she's not a villain.
SIMONBROS???
WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR SON?????
D-Does Kamina's son with Nia count?
show me him being erased from the timeline NOW.
It's in the past and he's survived worse/fought stronger consistently. The issue is just writing philosophy, anime is one continuing ramp up of power, and hero comics are rising to occasions in an ongoing series of stories with varying seriousness. The hero will usually look like they're straining to do whatever because that'll make the scene more dramatic but to apply it like an upper limit is absurd.
Kyle erased his son from existence but left Bueno raping in the timeline
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO
Normally one should be able to say “I’d like to argue him on this level with so and so feats” but we’re all too coy for that
unsubstantiated headcanon
Kyle has a son and bangs evil chicks.
Simon watches his "Big Bro" banging the girls he loves then worships him.
CANON!
oh my fucking god I just realized that kyle is just simon if nia came into his life. he's constantly in a state of self-pity and fumbling. he still has yet to reach his full potential and master the rings' abilities. and instead of embracing his power, he sees it as a burden he has to carry. and above all else, he doesn't fucking believe in himself
he speaks the truth. Kyle said the last time he was in gotham he got roofied by a guy murmuring “bueno Bueno…” and the implication is very clear. Lobo was violated by him too
Simon only believes in Kamina. Simon would let Kamina fuck Nia in front of him too and keepo kissing Kamina's ass
Post kyle's son being alive
Hal and Pals #23
He was a time traveler.
you again? go away.
Sarko died to the corps in a fight, not being erased from any timeline.
That might happen in the future, but for now that's just headcanon.
2D universes
Sarko died and then got erased from the timeline while he was in the morgue, refer to .
The fun thing is that in that same story posted above where Kyle struggles to handle a nuke, he helps pull the moon with Superman and Wonder Woman
Comics are just fake
That are sub star level
he did yeah, but that's not an indicator that he won't ever be conceived. For example this Sarko's only in the past to cause war between the greens and yellows over the alliance. The current Sarko might just not have time travelled at all since the truce ended
they were fighting next to the Death Sun which destroyed all the omniverse, BTW
Bueno Excellente vs the Bear that gaped Kratos
JOBmina bros why does our hero let GODtan fuck WHOREko daily while watching from his chair....
Kyle has to have something. This is stressing me out
Maybe, but we have more proof right now that Saarko might just never get to be born than there is to the contrary.
His parents aren't even together anymore, it's not looking good for them.
he's too busy fucking Nia, since as we know Kamina is a pedo and would prefer short flat shy girls
Homelander would've tanked that
Just waiting for the swank...
Kyle can drain emotions!
Kyle can drain infinity!
Sure, he never actually did that, but he....might be able too!
I agree, but in his flashback Soranik isn't pregnant yet for some time, not until the yellows had already completely disbanded is he conceived
And with the way things are going, I don't think the Yellows will ever actually disband.
Pretty much just scaling. Just ignore any low ball and just scale him via chain scaling. It's how Superman beat Goku even though Superman struggled to hold a balck hole while base tired Goku just sit inside a larger black hole without it hurting him
Swan...
It’s funny because Kyle pretending to be Simon would say this.
Kamina-Aniki, please use the ghostly force to beam the livefeed into my brain!
JOBmina bros were PEDOcolo bros all along
I knew it
Maybe that is the requirement for Sarko to have a good future.
can’t time travel, only fire time missiles that he could fire normally
can’t get past source wall
can’t get out of memory being clouded without his bull “big bro” kamina saving him
zero resistances to actual mindcontrol
zero resistances to reality warping
loses all his powers instantly if he’s emasculated vs a guy whose chief power is controlling emotions
can’t scale to sphere of gods nonphysical cosmology
What the FUCK is simon even supposed to do? Hide in a bush and offer Kyle yoko?
Kyle get up you're getting cooked badly
Quads of GAY ASS BITCH FRAUDERY…
People Yoko would let fuck her before Simon
A Pedo
A Dog
A Bush
Her tranny cousin who fucked Simon
Kyle Rayner
Kamina's clone Kittan
That 8 year old boy
The Anti Spiral
Chief Shak
Kratos
NOOOOO STOP EXPOSING ME I ONLY HAVE A FEW WEEKS LEFT TO LIVE BEFORE THE EPISODE DROPS AND DCBROS KILL ME
nonphysical sphere of the gods
3D beings can travel there without boomtubes
Will Kyle ever get back with Soranik?
Simonbros post actual feats
Kylefags post cuckfaggotry and hide behind Swan
reminder this is all one guy in india who lurks reddit
She fucked him once
they broke up
She fucked him twice
they broke up
The rules of nature say 3rd time is guaranteed
… all of which is true only in my fanfiction where Kyle can destroy a galaxy btw
Post Kyle destroying a galaxy
Something LE something.
A hobo with a white ring erased Batman.
These Kyle guys sound an awful lot like a certain prince I know who's name starts with b
Kyle with both Hal's ring and his own gets absolutely laid out by Zod in two pages
Hal with his own ring destroys Zod
What the fuck?
Post Kyle destroying a galaxy
It's Hal's world and they're all just living in it.
Rebirth Zod scales to Superman
Kyle TANKED infinite force
HOLY FUUUUAAAAARRRK
Kylebros...I think we're gonna make it
Post Rebirth Zod destroying a galaxy
There aren't infinite stars in the DC universe so that can't be true.
I-I-I can post Rebirth Zod getting beat up by Superman…
oh my fucking god dude is kyle just constantly carried by hal.
Four hundred billion in DC = infinity to non DC
He only really has bullshit chain scaling and life equation wank which in itself is highly contentious for Kyle to even have and the stories he has it ultimately amount to him doing jack shit effectively with it or it being outright no sold.
kills WEAKtos
Swan…
....'s boredom as he is a fine jester to KINGtos
We know Swan
Simon will have Team Dai Gurren so it's only fair if Kyle gets a White Lantern Hal to help him
TRVKE
Kratos is the real ultimate lifeform
the artistic pretty boy is worse at aerial combat than the seasoned air force pilot?!
Swan btw
Simon will have Team Dai Gurren so it's only fair if Kyle gets a White Lantern Bueno to help him
COPEyle
Kyle should have stuck to being a comic artist. this is pitiful
Kyle needs help from a pedophile and rapist
is Kratos even a lifeform?
He cannot die, only be temporarily chained in the underworld before he gets bored and climbs out, so he cannot be said to be alive.
He just IS.
Yeah, it's why this fight is actually fuvking retarded. Kyle is very much a C listing hero despite his white lantern status. Hal or John always get picked for other media shit like movies and TV show main character. Kyle might show up as a cameo. Simon meanwhile is very much the main character of his universe so his feats are much more obvious. He should have fought someone else. Hell even Sonic vs Simon is a better match up.
I’m very certain Hal’s win was a runback
but enough about Simon.
Maybe? Adams finally got Hal and Carol back together, I could see him throwing Kyle a bone.
Gojo aura diffs every other DB contestant I'm afraid
I sure hope Kyle isn't fighting anyone who's experienced with aerial combat in his big Death Battle debut, then
…’s favorite punching bag CAN’TEVENDESTROYAGALAXYle Rayner.
thankfully he ain't, just some cuck experienced in tactics like
yelling a lot like a tantrum
WAIT WAIT HE FUCKING SUCKS AT FIGHTING IN THE AIR TOO?
So did Swan commission this song
...on opposite day where Simon ever exercised instead of watching cuck porn from his favourite bush
Damn the entire DC UNIVERSE gets GAPED by THAT??????
I don’t care that Kyle gets stomped by Simon
Kratos is beyond existence and nonexistence altogether. Concepts like life and death have no meaning to him.
oops typo
the entire DC UNIVERSE'S LAUNDRY
this. Remember in his very prequel he MURDERISED the primordial concept of death itself.
You cannot have a death battle against he who has murdered death when it came for him.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I’M SUPPOSED TO BE A MULTIVERSAL GOD BUT I CAN’T POST A SINGLE FUCKING IMPRESSIVE FEAT, ALL I CAN DO IS HIDE BEHIND A DC FANBOY ON THE RESEARCHER TEAM LIKE A SISSY WHINY BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!
Could Kyle counter a full power Care Bear Stare?
I mean it's
Kyle is amped with both Hal and his own rings
gets fucking obliterated by Zod
Hal then comes with his own ring and beats Zod's ass so badly he doesn't get hit once just with some simple aerial skill
so Kyle lost to someone who could have been beaten by someone way weaker than himself, by virtue of having 0 skill
Honestly Kyle's speed is probably more like Archie Tails.
BUH-BUUUUUUUUHHHH!!!!
so like do you guys do anything other then pretend to be cuckholds "ironically" here ooooor
Idk, probably. Care Bear Stare probably couldn't kill a child let alone a white lantern.
Canon
Kyle wins anyway. Even if he always jobs this just makes it worse for you Simonfags. Everyone on the Internet will laugh at Simon for the rest of eternity because Simon was CANONICALLY weaker than Kyle. Death Battle determines how the internet thinks. If you try to debunk it you'll get laughed out the room people telling you to get over it, that it's just fanfic, and that you're just salty your "GOAT" LOST
Kek I remember when Kyle said this.
Shut up Swan
Death Battle determines how the internet thinks
Post a single Death Battle video having 100 million views.
He thinks DBs word means anything after shit like Garra VS Toph
Just because we haven’t SEEN a Death Battle fight get 100 million views doesn’t mean that they COULDN’T!
seething at Swan the CHAD
148538423
Swan typed this post btw
Making fun of Swan the BITCH
I wouldn't even mind if Kyle had all these antifeats if he just had a bunch of good ones that would let him fight a universal threat. You pretty much just have Imperiex and that one thing that says he changed reality to get out of the Source Wall. I don't even buy most of the multiversal shit for TTGL since it just seems like weird math wank that no one even the author understands, but there's just no way Kyle should ever beat an enemy of that scope
would kyle get utterly raped by these things
Darkseid raped me
Thanos...
Simon will ALWAYS have a 0% win rate and Kyle will ALWAYS have a 100% win rate.
B-But row row row your boa- I mean fight the power!
Who cares. DC's cosmology stomps. LE is greater hax. Kyle doesn't even need it with the absolute gods he stomps even with his normal green lantern.
Swan the COPER…
Swan...
do the impossible see the invisible
row row fight the powah
touch the untouchable break the unbreakable
row row fight the powah
[entire Dragon Ball cosmology]...
swan melty
Gurren Lagann wouldn't last an hour in DC's universe. Even the fucking Joker has better hax.
Wtf we just CANNOT beat him...
Swan meltdowj
He never recovered from the ass beating Kirkbride lore gave to the Chosen Undead.
Swan's throwing a temper tantrum again
Libera me, Domine, de morte æterna,
In die illa tremenda. in die illa
Quando coeli movendi sunt et terra,
Dum veneris judicare
Sæculum per ignem.
Tremens factus sum ego et timeo,
Dum discussio venerit atque ventura ira
Swan is so weak he can't convince anyone else on the research team that Kyle doesn't get stomped
historical figures
series
Death Battle will see a character get stabbed with a knife and died and then say "no way I can break that door" and then conclude "relativistic planet-buster LOW END."
You can laugh all you want. When Kyle erases Spiral Power from the world and essentially shoves him in a locker to win I'll be laughing at all of you.
Again, history will universally accept that Gurren Lagann is a fraud series. The fags who say it's the strongest will be laughed at. They couldn't even beat the MAIN green lantern.
Even if you spent hours to "prove" Simon was stronger (lied) and spent thousands on an animation and analysis explaining why people will still KNOW Kyle is truly stronger.
Sonic and Flash...
Total swan malding in this thread
row row row your boa- I mean fight the power!
okay this got me lmao
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
Capejews fear him.
mindbroken swan babble
Y-Y-Y-You can laugh aAAAAAA FUCKING GOD DAMN IT THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO TO SAVE KYLE FROM GETTING DESTROYED HY SIMON FUCK!
With 100% honesty. Do you think that DB is going to swank Kyle or not?
DC could publicly say that Kyle would never beat Simon.
Kyle still beats Simon. It's simple.
Quiet down cuck, say my catchphrase more quietly while I fuck your girl. Or i'll beat your ass again pussy
YFW Swan deliberately ignores Simon's Mind resistance and gives him a Ben vs Hal tier death by making him depressed.
yes 1000% Parallax Hal big bang shit and recreating the Universe is guaranteed with the gorillion years.
Swan…
in DC's universe
This might actually be Swan.
I'M SORRY BIG BRO DON'T BEAT ME UP I'LL BEG NIA TO SUCK YOUR DICK NEXT
Yeah his mind resistance to depression when he...
uuuhhh...
when he uuuuuhhh...
yeah I got nothing.
What time is it in India?
The biggest problem is that it really should have just been Hal to fight Simon
Hal, or at least modern Hal acts exactly like the typical badass anime protagonist who fights gods against the odds and gives inspirational speeches and everybody gasses him up and he does all the cool shit
Kyle just breaks down and cries a lot and still gets treated as a rookie 30 years into his career
DC already admitted a city level Godzilla beats prime Earth Superman and Justice League
Requiem æternam, Dona eis, Domine....
It’s more likely than the sun coming up in the morning.
DCbros…
Kylebros...we really are city level...
DC already admitted [extraversal character] beats prime Earth Superman and Justice League
Okay?
Since GODjo will likely appear on Death Battle again one day, who would be a worthy opponent for his 2-0 match? Preferably a match that's an actual challenge this time and comes down to stats and powers instead of focusing on if Limitless can get bypassed or if the opponent gets raped the second Unlimited Void gets pulled out (reminder btw Gojo could've Domain Expansion'd Makima within 10 seconds and won but he wanted to test her), since people are so fixated on Gojo's busted hax they forget he's actually really tough even without them
to be fair, shartnime does too
Wet
Ass
pussy
kyle is fucked
If godzilla is extraversal than simon might as well be suggsverse
Probably some SHITgonball fodder bitch
not even the strongest version of Godzilla can overpower the whole prime earth JL
KWAB
also gurren lagann can do this
Sukuna
PISSjo will get GAPED by Giorno.
The ASS VOID solos both of them
Pretend?
KINGtos scholar btw
Nikocuck melty
He held back the Big Bang that one time, or it was Imperiex recreating the Big Bang or whatever, if that hasn’t been brought up yet though I’d be kind of surprised
THESE are the “omnipresent” missiles you kept jelking about???
Funny thing is you can't even cope with the kryptonite breath explanation since Monsterverse Godzilla was tanking Prime Earth Superman and Justice League while smacking them around even before he weakened Superman with radiation.
Godzilla just purely outstats Prime Earth JL WITHOUT radiation according to DC writers.
what the fuck is Kyle gonna do about this
Yep, Simonfags getting real desperate because they know they can just get "Time, huh?'d" at any moment in the fight.
That move isn’t a black hole it’s just heavy, Goku compares it to the fucking chamber and he hadn’t been in that in over a decade.
Life Equation
Get rid of the mech
Simon just pathetically chokes out in space
not even Godzilla Ultima or Godzilla in Hell
just Monsterverse Godzilla that could be mountain level surpasses them
they're called probability alteration missiles because they attack from the past, present, and future.
also post kyle using time travel as a feat since he can POTENTIALLY do everything hal can, right?
Having seen this gif I am now immediately switching sides to Team Kyle
Have fun getting Time Huh’d
Why is Hal being such a dick?
Post Kyle mastering the Life Equation.
Serious Sam wins hard-diff.
Sam's feats are superior, even Duke Nukem bosses have no chances against Ugh Zans.
Kyle tries to use the LE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH GOD IT HURTS SOMEBODY HELP MEEEE AAAAAAA
Post Goku kissing his wife
Hal isn't doing it because he's Hal. He's doing because he has a green lantern.
This guy drove a car down the road. Show me the other guy who's a better driver using the exact same car doing that too!!!
You sound scared. Just remember this is all fanfiction and when Simon loses it won't actually matter
I-I CAN'T OK!?
Show me the other guy who’s a better driver
Post Kyle being objectively better than Ha, in every single way.
post evidence of kyle knowing how to time travel or being taught how to do it
The ass void would've TANKED that
Post Kyle doing anything impressive with the Life Equation.
Any Green Lantern can do it. So can Kyle. It's that simple. The ring is a tool that works the same for everyone using it. You don't ask for someone who has a gun to prove they can shoot it. It's a gun. That's what it does.
If Hulk is the strongest there is, why is he green? The color of cucks according to the Chinese?
Forget about strength, I want to know how they stack up as HEROES. What's the greatest feats of GOOD each of them have ever done?
Post every single Green Lantern time traveling.
Super or otherwise, he's just a man.
Why are Dath Battle threads consistently the worst kind of Anon Babble threads?
Even twitter screencap threads and coomer threads are preferable to seeing 500 AAAIIEEE posts in a row.
You weren’t supposed to ask that…
The reason this doesn't happen is because it wouldn't make an interesting story for everyone to just travel back in time to kill babies.
Everyone can time travel. Simon will get time huh'd. Mark my words. He has literally nothing to counter it.
W-w-what about the time missiles??
Not how they worked. Why wouldn't Simon just blast the Anti Spiral when he was a baby if it can hit "any point in time"?
My HERO Kirby saves MULTIPLE planets every game, The most Evil thing he did is beat up Dedede because of a misunderstanding
so you admit that he POTENTIALLY can do it, and I haven't seen a comic panel with him knowing he can even do that.
Once you get raped you stop being a man
The reason this doesn’t happen is because [cope]
Post every single Green Lantern time traveling.
hue hue hue
There's only one version of Simon in the multiverse. He's acausal since you can't affect a past version of him if his past self doesn't even exist.
ur so mad over a dinosaur lol
In any given panel featuring one, a Green Lantern is traveling forwards through time. Next question
So kid Simon didn't exist? Great reasoning. Kyle goes back in time to his village and causes an earthquake that squishes them all. Embarrassingly easy win for this "unbeatable" guy
Simon is always moving forward so he’s always moving forward through time so he’s always time traveling.
That will never be a black hole and you will never be a woman.
I... can't refute this...
Acausality. retard.
I… can’t refute this…
Samefag.
Why is the image so obviously cropped?
Nu Green Lanterns can't time travel anymore. John and Guy here are whinging about how they wanted to download data from Rip Hunter's ring, who was from the future, but didn't. Why couldn't they just time travel themselves?
Kyle still has greater hax. You loserd cling too hard onto a decade old comic when he's done so much more since then. Oh well, makes your tears more delicious when Kyle drills and gores your precious little hero. I'll be sure to remind you daily afterwards.
OH NO NO NO NO NO KYLEBROS WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
...but enough about Superfaggot's pride allies.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK KYLEBROS THIS WAS OUR ONLY WIN CONDITION FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!
Because as per usual, Simonfags use out of context panels to make Kyle look bad. He was still fighting Oblivion like this and leading the fight btw. Even when drained like that he has more willpower than Simon ever will.
look up 'green lantern DC'
OH NO NO NO NO
Kratos would've tanked that btw
You loserd
Swan meltdown
Time vs Space
He just cut my hero in half instantly...
Only
Life Equation
Source Wall
Scaling with Hal
Scaling with Superman
Bigger cosmology
Fighting foes tougher than the Anti Spiral in the first year of debut
Out willing Simon
Destroying the mech and blowing it up
Taking Simon out of the mech and into space
Draining his spiral energy
Time huh
And more
Apparently in this random comic, a hobo erases Batman from the entire timeline. The hobo is a white lantern. What if kyle...scales to the hobo? Is the hobo actually stronger? Idk.
Post Kyle doing any of that without the help of other capes.
FUNNY, What's also funny is Superfags bloodline is going to end with his son while Goku's Legacy will keep on going
If a hobo can out will BATMAN then Kyle will erase the entire Gurren Lagann verse just by accidentally thinking about it. This is the panel they'll use to prove it btw
DAMN Superman is a rainbow lantern?
Kyle will destroy a galaxy sized mech despite struggling to destroy planets
Kyle is supposed to tank a drill bigger than the universe despite struggling to make solar system sized constructs
...dreamt Sukuna as he lay dying after Kratos cut him in half with his axe.
makes simon and kyle shit their pants
HA
Well, since we're on the topic.
What are hax
Doesn't matter how big the mech is. Kyle's can erase Simon from existence. Nobody will remember who he is.
But anti spiral did it to!!!!!
Show me when. Besides, just because some hax are similar doesn't mean they're equal strength. Think of it like this. The Anti Spiral throws out love taps. Kyle is a fucking planet destroying bomb.
The guy who can use galaxies like shurikens is throwing out love taps while my guy who can barely destroy planets is way stronger because……… because I said so okay!?!?!?!
this is the full page, not sure why anon cropped it
Kyle is a fucking planet destroying bomb.
Anti spiral's basic minions are more powerful than this
goku
deliberately weakening an opponent before a fight
Yep, feels good knowing Kyle won the Death Battle match against Simon by outclassing him.
Swan on suicide watch
Yup, feels good to know Simon won the match and made Swan throw a bitch fit in the thread by outclassing Kyle.
Are you too stupid to get hax? To compare it to another DB. If Gojo didn't have his hax, he would have lost. If Joker didn't have his hax, he would have lost.
are we sure that swan isn't actually indian? he looks white sure but it's an entire race of people built on scamming others
I think if Simon actually got this stuff I've seen recently from the TTGL Audio Drama he would have won. But I doubt Death Battle even knows it exists.
I mean if we want to list things that won't actually win the fight we can do it for Simon as well.
Simon can
Punch him
Shoot him with a gun
Call him insulting names
Steal his social security
Pants him in front of the rest of the Lanterns
Say Nuh-uh
Get him cancelled on Twitter
Color his outfit black with a sharpie
Beat him at rock paper scissors
Steal his car
And more
”Hax”
Looks inside
Won with superior stats
Post kyle erasing anyone besides his son
hobo
That's Vandal Savage LMFAO!
Stop asking me to prove the impossible!
It's a black hole. It's even called a black hole in the show. Goku can obliterate a small town level black hole while Superman stuggles to even hold a tiny black hole.
I know this is supposed to be a different eggman, but I still read this in Baldry's voice.
Why the fuck does Vandal Savage have a White Lantern ring?
Post kyle erasing anything besides his comic runs
Punch him
He can tank hits from Supes. You think Simon without his mech is STRONGER than that? Simon punched Rossiu full force. Why didn't he just explode into a red mist? The anti spiral must have been pretty tough to survive universes thrown at him (which didn't happen btw, only the anti spiral did this) and he died by Simon's hands
Shoot him with a gun
Kyle has a fucking shield. And show me Simon using a gun
Insult him
Won't work. Only worked with Oblivion because it was literally Kyle. Wow, Kyle beats Kyle! What an anti-feat
Meme responses
Can't out will Kyle. Sorry. He still wins.
Post Kyle using the Life Equation to stop his girlfriend from getting fridged.
Does inadvertently erasing his relationships because he's an incredibly shitty boyfriend count?
Kyle can't even tank deathstroke
I could hear ytp eggman calling everything jelqing
It's from Batman Universe, if you wanna check it out. I'm too tired to read DC self indulgent limited series #2938857485392
Wouldn't be surpised. Like hes married to Lois, he should have more than 1 kid. That 1 kid is also a huge fag so he's not going to make any grandkids. Meaning Krypton dies with him and his gaped asshole.
He did it to Oblivion. Someone who had the LE too because he was evil Kyle
Slade is multiversal.
Post Kyle tanking hits from a Superman who isn’t holding back.
If Kyle at his peak went up against Deathstroke he would be erased from history.
Kyle?
Deathstroke is faster than Flash so no
Did you miss the entire point of that post?
Well you see, this one time forced drama happened!!
Show me Death Stroke outrunning death itself.
Superman is as strong and as weak as he wants to be. Here's a recent feat. Destroyed an infinite dimensional hat from the 5th dimension
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYLEBROS DON'T LOOOOOK
You don't beat the man, son. You beat the man who beat the man
Post the feat so it can be debunked.
Well you see, this one time forced drama happened!!
wrong image
Now show me the next page
Simon isn't even gundam level
THIS FORCED DRAMA ONLY HAPPENED ONE TIME!!!!!!
WTF is suggsverse?
Wally didn't even bother fighting Deathstroke when they had their speed equalized.
Deathstroke is badassversal.
HBOCSonicbro
he doesn't know
Post Darkseid destroying a universe.
Kyle isn’t even Gundam level
No I don't, that's why I asked.
This whole story's a fucking mess
guys, this one time in the late 90's, Kyle jobbed so he's losing to Simon
Okay, Death Battle should just use episode one Simon. Before he gets Lagann. Seems fair enough
Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.
Even at Kyle's ACTUAL best. He has almost 0 control over his one big wincon that Simon can just ignore.
I-I-I can post Kyle struggling to make a solar system sized construct…
better hax
can create constructs bigger than STTGL
trained by Batman in hand to hand combat
Kicks God's ass in just his underwear
Simonsisters.. I'm scared. Will Kyle at least give us a respectful Death?
Hobo bypassed the Bat Force
fuck that's actually a better feat then whatever the fuck
This story does actually confirm a White Lantern ring should be able to travel through time. It does so partway through the comic and Vandal starts spamming a bunch of doorways through time and space at the end.
But it's also implied to do this because it's broken and it behaves nothing like a 'normal' White Lantern ring, it uses the GL oath instead of the 'in brightest day there will be light' WL oath
can kyle time travel or not. this is getting stupidly inconsistent
FUUUUUUUUUUCK I KEEP SAYING KYLE CAN DO THESE IMPRESSIVE THINGS BUT I HAVE 0 SCANS TO PROVE IT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!
Street level GODS rule DC
I'd give the Gurren Lagann creator more credit as he at least did his homework on string theory and theoretical physics first
it's more so that he lacks believable output to go toe to toe with something this big. that's why Kyle backpedalled over and over and over and over and over again through a coterie of hax
yeah probably
tvtropes.org
The Suggsverse Cockroach is a made-up character for Suggsverse that is stated as being able to eliminate all concepts (including things like omnipotence). The character was killed by being stepped on by an actual character almost instantly.
Percentages
Wow way to make this even easier for Simon
Yes. It's one of his many wincons
Most green lanterns can’t time travel anymore. Even Hal can’t anymore.
But Death Battle never cares about “anymore”.
QUADS of veracity
Not exactly. He was holding back some runoff from its armor break which I don't think we actually big bang tier. Then the other big bang feat turned out to be them not even interacting with it and having to be bailed out.
a guy named Lionel Suggs got his GetBackers wank debunked in a battle board, so he resolved to make the most overpowered verse imaginable. most of his characters look like traced stock images and his prose reads like a parody, but he assures us that it's peak fiction in terms of quality
Hax beat so much. You can cope all you want about it. I don't care if it's the biggest thing ever. Kyle erases it from history. Kyle travels back in time and kills Simon. Kyle changes the size of it via hax. Kyle rewrites how Spiral Power works. Kyle changes Simon's DNA. Kyle puts a source wall in Simon's mech. Kyle TURNS the mech to a source wall.
It will be okay when Simon loses.
not really much of a wincon with Simon specifically. at his peak he became acasual. if this was pre-time skip simon sure but simon after becoming one with the multiverse? doubtful
depends on the writer
Also, Infinite Frontier making everything outside of Elsewords canon.
You mean the Life Equation that
he gave up
never figured out how to actual use
can be resisted and no sold by what is essentially spiral power
that Life Equation?
you backpedaled to this too. about four or five haxes ago, and you've still failed to prove a single one of your bodacious claims
Simon’s never been acausal.
In fact the entire point of the ml scene was that only simon’s main timeline (the one the series follows) matters.
Alan Scott
Post Kyle removing anything resembling Spiral Power from a being larger than the universe.
Kyle's cosmology tops this. It won't matter
Swan and the entire country of India are my bitches
You mean the Life Equation Death Battle will give him and gave him known how to use because he's fighting at his peak?
Yeah, that one. Kyle let that girl get to him. If was out for blood he would have killed her in an instant.
Simon loses no matter what. Get over it already.
Why can't Kyle will himself to not be a manlet?
Swan melty
YOU LOST BECAUSE I SAID SO NOW SHUT UP AND ACCEPT IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!
It's about as consistent as DC's neutron star matter that doesn't sink into the Earth.
You think about Swan a lot. Do you have a crush on him?
Kyle doesn't know how to use the fucking LE
Post Kyle destroying a galaxy.
Swan said this
There's literally proof of him using it.
Sukuna should be treated as a superhero, fucking guy killed more major villains than anyone else in his own series
*and fucking up how to use
yes we know
He nearly died doing it and it he got the result he wanted BY ACCIDENT.
Simonsisters what will be our cope when Kyle wins? Are we blaming Swan?
Kratos can destroy galaxy level mountains
Kylesisters what will our cope be when Swan can’t wank Kyle into beating Simon? Will we say it was a pity win for anime fans?
Batkek mentioned
I instinctively dropped to my fuarking knees
Batkek
I instinctively laughed at that little BITCH
Batkek
Fortnite victim.
Did you say... laughed?
Will we say it was a pity win for anime fans?
Actually I was thinking about this not too long ago, but I think the only character to go up against DC was Goku. He can't be the only one because it always felt like DC has been a slaughterhouse for anime characters.
Fortnite scaling
Singlehandedly carried on Batkek’s shoulders
Kyle is stronger than all of the emotional entities at once, including Ion and Parallax at the same time
Ion empowered Sodam Yat = Superboy Prime (Sodam Yat only really loses because of his lead weakness)
Superboy Prime was capable of beating Batkek and Batkek stated he couldn't kill him
Fortnite scaling
Singlehandedly breaks Batkek in half
Simon sisters...I don't think we'll be able to row row hard enough to beat this
Treating Fortnite scaling as canon
Trust me you don't want to do this
Batkek died from Wonder Woman throwing him into a star btw
*only anime character to go up against DC
A
I
E
a death star
Batkekbros…
Glad we could legitimately prove why Kyle wins. It will be easier to shut down any claims of bias against Simon.
Why is Simon’s team here entirely composed of clowns, femboys and trannies?
Glad we could legitimately prove why Simon wins. It will be easier to shut down any claims of giving anime fans a pity win.
Kyle is stronger than all of the emotional entities at once
gets knocked out by a city level blast
I lost the debate so all I can say is no u
Take the loss like a man. Even Dragon Ball spics are more mature than you. Getting mad at fanfics. Write your own story, animate it, voice act in it, provide unbiased stats for feats and hax if you don't like it. Prove Death Battle wrong then, pussy.
Cities in DC are elder god tier
Read Dark Knight Dark City
148540328
Swan melty
Swan thread wide temper tantrum
DC cities can be blown up by nukes
this is the result of DC characters being so god damn inconsistent
Death Battle
Unbiased
Same people who said Yang beats Tifa btw
In a video that ends with an advertisement for RWBY btw
Outerversal nukes
Swan lives rent free in your head. You think about him every waking moment. He doesn't know you exist and doesn't care if you don't like that Simon lost. You'll live the rest of your sad pathetic life thinking about how Simon lost in a fan fiction fight. Still supporting Death Battle of course. The team will make hundreds of thousands of dollars to read comic books and watch anime. You'll always work at McDonald's. I'll have fries with those everlasting tears over Simon's LOSS!
I don't know how you DCfags do it. I really don't. Posting disinformation at this rate, nonstop every single day. Ion was an amp for Kyle and relinquishing its power because no man should have that much of it was an entire character arc of his. Prime never beat Batkek, he died pathetically, alone, and accomplished nothing in the final battle that was waged between Wonder Woman and Batmanhattan
Mxy can get depowered by magic
Grim.
I don’t understand why people disagree with me all I said was that Kyle is stronger without posting a single scan to prove that he’s stronger!
Posting disinformation
You act like a fucking fanfiction fight "disinformation" is like posting lies about politics
Kyle doesn't get Ion feats because it's retconned
Time travel hax is apparently gone too
just fuck my shit up senpai
If it's deliberately misleading, then it's disinformation
Ummm, he exists in the same universe as all these other characters and therefore scales to, and above them! Because I said so!
if I ignore every page and panel showing Kyle's feats then he's not actually that strong!
DCbros… Swansisters…
Get Goku to beat Bejita first before putting him up against actual heavy hitters lol
The point is that it doesn't matter.
Superman has blonde hair. Ohhh I spread some misinformation! I think we're fucked! What are we supposed to do after that misinformation was spread!?
But bro look at Kyle's FEATS
Show me the feats
Wow just wow. Imagine denying the FEATS
It's been this way since the matchup was announced
Kyle is capable of casually containing the power of every emotional entity at once. Just ignore the previous page before this, it doesn't exist.
Also even if they don't get Manhattan/Perpetua scaling they can just get Anti Monitor and Mxyzptlk scaling through Prime instead.
It's Simover.
You expect me to let you get away with saying the greatest golem of all time looks like an aryan?
Kyle won btw
This city sized explosion knocked out White Lantern Kyle
Just ignore the previous page before this,
why
anti monitor scaling
scaling to the guy who can only destroy universes because they're explicitly weakened and he needs a machine to do it
It doesnt matter what feats you show. You know DB wont be going by what actually happened. They will scale Kyle to things he was never a part of because he shook hands with superman or something.
Is Kyle stupid? Why does his mask have two tusks jutting downwards in the first panel??? He won't be able to look down
Simon won btw
Show me Simon surviving something that big outside of his mech
And Perpetua/Batkek already got exposed earlier this thread which downscales Mxy and everyone ranking below them on the cosmic hierarchy like Anti-Monitor anyways.
Kyle says he can barely contain one of the emotional entities and the trick to containing them all was to let them fight each other and let them balance out inside him. Death Battle will just use this to say he's stronger than all of them with no context
also btw later on this same arc with all 7 entities he gets his power drained and hal has to come save him lol
Kylebros…
Anti-Monitor is multiversal in the same way that Goku with the Zeno Button is lmao
Will they ever use the Invincible War variants or would that be too late to cash in? I know we didn't see much of most of them; Sinister has the upper hand against Mohawk and it would come down to those two most likely.
I mean it more in the sense of the 18 Marks vs somebody or a group of somebodies
Anti-Monitor scaling
How is that supposed to help?
So superboy never defeated a full power mxy?
he really is potential man
even someone with Doctor Manhattan's powers got killed by having his body stolen
not even using any fancy hax to do it just by switching their brains physically
Might as well beg for Vertigo to save you DCbros
we never see the fight
but superboy is immune to magic anyway, and the alt zatanna he had could shut down mxy's powers
I could see it being X in the invisible wars to see if they'd survive. Not sure if it would make a good Death Battle though vs a random animation online
Let me try to give my two cents into this Kyle Rayner thing for once. I've heard that a lot, he took hold of this entity and he took hold of that, but aren't the entities universally treated as amps? I know Parallax certainly amps Sinestro, Ion definitely was an amp for Kyle and if I'm being honest he came off more impressive as Ion than the WL or the Source Wall Good Will Hunting
Kyle actually scales to the Presence
That's a cool premise. I know Future Gohan was suggested a long time ago. Maybe the Androids, so it's all gray
Not always. He recently got knocked out by Captain Marvel and Black Adam Shazam'ing him
Swan said this before the entire research team started beating the shit out of him btw
energy knife
Yeah the entities got nerfed after they became glowy space animals, like the Beyonder. Remember they weren't treated as 'entities' initially but just Hal and Kyle growing really fucking powerful.
Nowadays they're treated as really strong but other 'normal' strong characters can beat them. Hal beat Parallax amped Sinestro for one.
But the main thing is that even just modern Ion via Sodam Yat stalemated Superboy Prime who scales above DC cosmology if you're a faggot so that's what DB will likely run with
Kyle scales to Vertigo
Kyle scales to TOAA
LUCIFER-SAMA PLEASE HELP ME BEAT SIMON AND GIVE ME VERTIGO SCALING THIS IS BASE SIMON WE'RE UP AGAINST
Get that building-level Conquest victim out of here.
Time Travel wasn’t cause of Ion, it was right before it
He did have an amp because he was tapping into it slightly, but as he described it at the time all it did was stop him needing to recharge
Kek I remember when Swan said this to the rest of the research team
Post Conquest getting past Infinity.
is it true Ion is retconned too
lucifer
Buckbroken and imprisoned by Yahweh's chosen angel Micheal and later defeated in the end times prophecy by Jesus Christ who merely killed him with words.
Yeah, that’s the only reason he was ever beating up mxy
He ran off once Zatanna-3 gave him his powers back, though he was still talking smack like he thought he’d still win
Also Mxy said something vague like he let himself get depowered cause he wanted to feel what it was like?
I don’t believe that though
DC Lucifer outscales real life God, Michael and Jesus
Vertigo Lucifer is a different continuity.
One day Death Battle will genuinely try to convince us any of the shitters in mainline DC that job to planets actually scale to Lucfier, someone who can tank all of creation directly to the face.
Once Death Battle starts inviting OP Xianxia, Lovecraft and SCP characters they will chainscale DC to Vertigo because it's only way DC characters can compete in those battles as they have zero feats that indicate they're gods with infinite power and are above space and time.
… and still lose because they have no feats.
so how did lanterns time travel and just "know" where to go. can they read memories orrrrrr..
Scarlet King uses the entire DC cosmology as toilet paper btw
Funny thing Vertigo cosmology and characters will stop mattering to DC because of Gaiman being a sexpest anyways
So chances are their highest possible scaling will become like PR Beyonder and be reduced in power afterwards
Kratos would still one shot DC with Vertigo chainscaling wank btw
The bear that raped Kratos would rape DC and Vertigo btw
This faggot loses to most characters out of his verse btw the rock humans from part 8 actually murder him even the weakest ones like aphex twins because of the toxic gas
They just think of a vague place or event and it takes them there. Parallax Hal sent an alt timeline Kyle back to his original time once after having just met him seconds ago.
B-But le comic villains would just come back from the afterlife!!
Just clean their soul, wipe their memories and reincarnate them into new people, simple as, or depower them and trap them into boundless cocoon hanging from a tree with fairies and cute stuff animals torturing them for eternity.
Maybe Kyle can get some of that Looney Toons toonforce scaling to help him against Simon?
DX Joker outscales karmic retribution by being le crazy btw
Uhhhhhh none of the conceptual beings or divine entities in DC punish Joker because uhhhhh they just don’t okay
Kyle scales to Harley Quinn's farts which transcend fiction and attack your nostrils irl
Why would a conceptual being care what a clown who stabs people does? He’s killed like 3000 people tops.
Joker is more powerful than abstract beings in DC
yeah I don't know this sounds like it could backfire for kyle depending on the context. because if he just saw simon in ttgl flying around and saw him as a threat, he's not gonna have much to do here by traveling back a few minutes ago. plus simon at his peak becomes acasual.
Simon has never been acausal
and I just said he sent a kyle rayner he’d never met back years to his own seperate timeline
That's a lot. That's so many. Why does Batman let this dude roam free?
Because he is le crazy and that means he is somehow completely innocent.
becoming one with a multiverse sounds like acasuality to me. just saying
That’s where you’re mistaken then, it ain’t. Still the same guy from Timeline 1, who decides based off his memories in timeline 1, that he needs to finish what happens in timeline 1. ML is about how none of those other possibilities matter, only the one he knows to be true, which is timeline 1
infinite power
transcends space and time
KINGTOS
“Ascended” versions of Simon like Avant Simon and Otoko Simon also aren’t acausal, they follow fixed linear timelines
(And Otoko proves this again when turning Avant Simon into normal Simon by forcing Kamina into his timeline)
If Simon were actually acausal it would make zero difference whether Kamina were in his life or not
youtu.be
He survives this while outside his mech
Is Fortnite only canon to Marvel?
I'm like 90% sure there was evidence posted that confirms that Simon fused with his multiversal selves after assimilating the extradimensional labyrinth
Fusing with your alternate selves isn’t what being acausal is. Being acausal is being unaffected by changes to your past.
Otoko Simon literally confirmed that the entire series was caused by a change in his past (putting Kamina there)
And that it would be the completely different evil timeline if he didn’t
whatever.
I still think Simon is gonna kick Kyle's ass though
Otoko Simon cucked regular Simon by making Kamina fuck Yoko
Kekypoo!
Such a happy cuck
really dude. again with the samefagging
really dude. again with the samefagging
CANOOOOOON!
None of the popular characters in popular franchises have infinite power or transcend space/time because having conflict in your story actually means placing limits on your main characters to stop them from solving everything. Once you actually read and watch fiction arranged in typical story structures and plot diagrams this becomes apparent to anyone with a working brain.
It's canon to invincible too
Only powerwanking slop like suggsverse or philosophical works try to portray characters with limitless power
I AM SIMON AND I’M HERE TO SAY
I WATCH BIG BRO FUCKING NIA AND YOKO EVERY DAY
Canon
and he worships his bull too
Exactly, superheroes can never have infinite power because their stories are about punching things really hard at the end of the day.
Same with Shonen.
Something like Sandman gets away with depicting omnipotence or infinite power because the plot is about something else other than fighting the villain of the week.
cucky Simon...don't look...
As you command, my King. *Ahem*
I KNEEL AND SQUEAL
ABOUT MY SHALLOW SHONENSHIT APPEAL
I CANNOT ACCEPT MY HEADCANON ISNT REAL
I LIE TO MYSELF TO COPE
MY IDOL NEEDS HEADCANON TO BE INTERESTING AND I MOPE
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HAND ME A ROPE
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SEE
YOKO PREFERS PEDO ANIKI
BIG BRO BETRAYED ME
MY TASTE IS WORSE THAN A TRASH BAG
MY SELF INSERT IS A GAG
I AM, A SIMONFAG
IT'S DONE
YOU WON
KYLE RAYNER
YOU ARE NUMBER ONE!
simon is a cucky boi
Peak jeet hours
calm down steve it's just numbers on a screen