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DEATH BATTLE!
Kyle won
Post Kyle destroying a galaxy
Deletes your universe
Well, it is unfortunately hard to tell because certain websites that would have had these sorts of discussions have been heavily purged and pruned over the years (SA and GameFAQs).
If you ask VSBW it started on some earlier wiki called Anime Characters Fight. Here's the link to that (it is in Russian):
anime-characters-fight.fandom.com
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
The raped trio
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GIVE INTO DESPAIR, DC RACE
NO MORE
I Thunder
The shounencuck sissy's dysgenic form crumbled, maimed and hobbled on the earth before me
A fearful stirring in his eyes pays me a familiar witness of fear and submission, before his stare quickly flees the vigorous visage of my fierce countenance, my frame illuminated peripherally by the incandescence rays of the sister of Sol.
R-R-RENNY R-ROO - G-GOKU B-BOUNDLESS
Once gain he spews his mindless drivel, how many skirmishes will it take to for "him" to surmise the inefficacy of his solar system level jobber? How had he not surmised his weak position from the stat calcs I delivered so enthusiastically down his pharynx? This deliberation might be dismissed as a fever dream... if it were not for all the feces....
S-SIMON ISN'T A CU-
ENOUGH
I exclaim again, growing weary of this crude exchange, if the dreary moments precluding this juncture could be called such a thing...
A pervasive sense of uneasiness now filling the air.
KIIIIIINGTOOOOOOS
Reverberates beyond the pews of this maladjusted forum, my attention briefly transfixed on its district, but I ultimately pay no heed, as my campaign is long and foes innumerable, as I once again lock my steely gaze upon my victim.
He lays fetid, squirming and feeble, the edges of my mouth twist into a grimace as I am sickened by his weakness. His kind is a pestilence, their congregations a roiling volary where degeneracy and vulgarity are indulged in with immoderation.
K-KEKY S-SHART-ACK
His otiose commentary abruptly silenced as a dive my fingers into his eye-sockets, drool seeping through my gritted teeth and pooling in his squealing mouth. The morbid encounter endured until his attenuated limbs fell motionless, wherein I then withdrew my shit-smeared digits from his now new agape bloody mouths.
With his death and that of his spiritless series, I take respite in knowing that anime as a medium might now find solace in his long overdue departure.
Kino is back on the menu
I mutter to myself, out loud.
Flatland (1884)
I will save these SACRED halls MYSELF... I will TRANSCEND FICTION ITSELF and battle RAJ, THE KEKHOLD SPAMMER and SOLO him, putting a PERMANENT END to all cuck posting FOREVER...
KRATOS-SAMA PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
Sup
btw if anyone has any media recommendations for my Plex account, I'll take whatever. Just finished watching Aliens, real cozy time
Post Kyle tanking a city busting attack
DCucks hiding behind scifi verses that can actually destroy galaxies
KEKYPOW
I blame Kami Tenchi. Blast from the past huh?
Despair
Jobbed to a normal human.
DC
Rose above ultimate despair and pulled itself back to its infinite heights repeatedly.
I will DEFEND these holy grounds against the UNENDING HOARD OF PAJEETS that will arrive after KYLE VS SIMON is released. I will NOT let them spam their ENDLESS KEK FANTASIES in these threads. I will be the ABSOLUTE FUARKING HERO these threads need, but don't DESERVE... No matter how many panels of KYLE getting KEKED by Hal they post... No matter how many times KEKY SIMON is spammed... I will lay waste to them ALL...
Even when trapped by the cycle of rebirth..
The dreams we left behind will open the door!
Even if the infinite universe stands in our way..
The seething of our blood will determine what will be!
We'll break through time and space..
To grab hold of our own path!!!
JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?
Check out Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police.
Match him with The Sentry+Void.
I need my kino schizoid superweapon fight.
Bear rape victim
No but really I need a reason on why Kyle wins. Like ASAP
Kyle wins because he's from DC and Swan will never let DC lose in Death Battle.
CANON
What matchup would most likely end with rape?
Not doing your job for you Swan
I know but I need a REASON. Please.
When a character is said to only be killable with a certain weapon or thing (IE Kryptonite and Superman or the Master Sword and some versions of Ganon), shouldn't they automatically win against any characters without those? No matter how hard you punch, you aren't bypassing that rule.
they showed Gridman in the preview
Oh fuck who would they pair him with? Some random Digimon god?
Bueno vs Kyle
Life Equation + Source Wall is probably how they'll justify Kyle winning.
Springtrap vs Venom
All the matchups this season have had the first previewed win.
Yeah, isn't this why Ganon won against bowser in the first place?
But it just makes people mad because someone like Hardin from Fire Emblem can No diff Wonder woman by that logic
No because it gets into ridiculous territory. Would an average demon from Demon Slayer survive a universe busting attack because it's said only nichirin swords can hurt them?
Chief?
Rance vs Grimm
I do have a question, and this is kind of important. A lot of Kyle's feats are Kyle only. What does Simon do WITHOUT team Dai-Gurren? I remember the final fight of the anime wasn't Simon alone, but the entire team, helping Simon get to where he can strike the final blow.
I mean will Death Battle care he needs 12 other people to do half his shit? Probably not, but I'm just personally curious what he's done without the team.
What was the context for showing Gridman and apparently Johnny Joestar too?
I'm pretty sure Kryptonite isn't the only way to kill Superman. Also they found a work around for Ganon by saying that Dracula's holy attacks would put him down.
Well even if you can't kill them, you can put them in a situation where they would want to die. My go to for this hypothetical is forcing them to drink molten metal.
It's established that he did most of the work himself while everyone else was contributing
Black Hand is a necrophilliac, so he's probably the most likely to do so.
Simon can fully control all GL's forms. Infinity minus 10 isn't stopping much.
Mynt (Paraphore) vs Alex Yiik (Yiik)
Sounds legit...
How the fuck can you even start this fight without making Kyle look like the bad guy here?
Goku blasts the planet
Ganon floats in space
"suddenly, he stopped thinking.."™
How the fuck can you even start this fight without making Simon look like the cucked guy here?
Libera me, Domine, de morte æterna,
In die illa tremenda. in die illa
Quando coeli movendi sunt et terra,
Dum veneris judicare
Sæculum per ignem.
Tremens factus sum ego et timeo,
Dum discussio venerit atque ventura ira
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
FIGHT THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!
How the fuck can you even start this fight without making Kyle look like the raped bitch here?
Uh well actually the planet blowing up would kill only Goku in that scenario so really Ganon is the winner tee hee.
god I wish DC comics had writing this wonderfully cheesy
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Jade does it and no one cares. Ant-Man does it and everyone loses their minds. We truly live in a society.
Goku blows up the Planet and quickly teleports to King Kai's planet.
Solos your verse
Jumps in Yoko's tits
leaves
indians have sex with animals
Boota better watch out
Simon is, technically, an escaped death-row inmate.
For reference, this guy's "true form" is even bigger than STTGL
Gridman
They were saying that Gurren Lagann is the coolest mech of all time
Johnny Joestar
Something about spirals
Boota can change his form to be more humanoid, rendering him undesirable
In the Ganon vs. Bowser fight, Ganon doesn't need the master sword to kill him, a significantly powerful divine or holy artifact or attack, since the Master Sword wasn't a thing until LttP, and in LoZ you take him out with silver arrows. Bowser doesn't usually have those, and he can be killed without them, so Ganon pulled out the win. It's also why he lost against Castlevania Dracula, since Drac does have access to holy attacks, and is significantly more powerful. Demon Slayer demons don't technically need the swords to kill them, it just makes it significantly easier. Sunlight is the man thing that kills them, and the swords absorb it. The only physical method shown to finish them is decapitation, and the swords prevent their healing, so you can pull it off. Like the Sentry could intodasun Muzan and there would be shit and all he could do about it, and theoretically if you were able to swing the sword fast and strong enough, you could use a regular one to kill a demon, just no one in the setting can do that.
And that's kind of the thing when you compare things with a limited base to things with a much larger base. If Zelda was one manga, and the Master Sword was stated to be the only thing capable of hurting Ganon, then yes, he would survive the planet being blown away, or even the universe. Can he do anything against the guy who did it? Probably not, but that's not the question, the question is "Would he live?"
boota can shapeshift. he also tried to punch the AS
Get back, Antispiral. I won't let you lay a hand on Simon!
Why does Kyle look like he's middleaged here?
pajeets would have sex with anything
Both Superman and Ganon can be and have been killed without kryptonite and the master sword.
You have to remember that most 'the ONLY way we can beat X' statements are often from the perspective of in-universe people who literally just don't have outside genre context and are only aware of the strongest things in their settings. When a person in Jojo says 'only a stand user can beat another stand user' it's because stand users are just the only superpowered people in Jojo that they're aware of.
antispiral is dark skinned
indians are dark skinned
But they are still contributing. What can he do alone?
Can he form the other forms outside of Gurren Lagann alone? Since I seem to remember he needed them to form them in the anime, though I haven't seen it since it was new, so maybe my memory is a bit off.
Your mom, lol
While in the Multiverse Labyrinth, Boota assumed a human form due to his assimilation of Lordgenome's Spiral Energy into his own already large portions of Spiral Power. He is the unknown source that Antispiral detected which prevented their immediate destruction
you can't make this shit up if you tried
I don't think there's anything saying he can't. Lagann controls it all and Simon pilots Lagann.
Simon essentially radiates spiral power
Capeshit is next
He can form TTGL by himself, whether or not he can "pilot on his own" is a different story.
"The core drill shines as it spins on in response to Simon's shout. The same glow at the same time in every part of Gurren Lagann is emitted and from various parts of his body, a number of faces with Lagann-like expressions appeared. Yoko, Dayakka, Leeron, Viral, Tetsukan, Attenborough, Leite, and Gimme-Darry each ride in a Lagann-like cockpit. Lordgenome also somehow has a body and is in the cockpit. Nia is in the same cockpit as Simon as well Boota popped out from Simon's chest.
I would imagine, this is speculation for all the autists, that Simon could pilot on his own but it's a Lazengann situation like where Lordgenome used his concubines as "secondary pilots" to be able to use it.
Right, but he usually only has Lagann, Kamina, Rossinou, or Viral pilots Gurren, and the rest of the crew pilot the other mechs. Has he ever formed one of them by himself?
It was tenchifags and they did as a sort of gotcha towards the (then) emergent demonbane shitposters who were clowning everyone at any given opportunity. Then others came along and joined the party.
But the shark jumped last decade. After the fall of classical internet forums, the remnants of vs communities joined together and collectively decided to abandon the restrains placed by the obd. So, among many things, dimensional tiering became the immaculate winning argument towards any vs debate.
Of course veterans of the medium can tell is just pretext by autists who can't fathom that their favorite character is weaker than the other fictional character.
Nope no kryptonite or magic? You ain't beating superman tough shit fag
Nobody tell Doomsday.
I-I-I can’t!!!
this is an actual clip from the movie btw
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that pigmole is OP
Canon Doomsday victim
Oh...
you need kryptonite or magic to beat superjobbe-*ACK!*
based
If I recall he formed and piloted base Gurren Lagann by himself to take out the Muganns in Episodes 17, 18, and 19 (in 19, Kinon was a secondary but it was by Rossiu's order)
Why are halfags such degenerates?
Boota? Ugly as sin
Was Might Guy his best matchup?
It's convenient to remember that the Demon Corps are regular humans. The swords are to bridge the gap.
The story itself calls them that, though they should be superhuman given their feats, but that's still weak to many verses.
Can he form the other forms outside of Gurren Lagann alone
Gurren Lagann, Arc-Gurren Lagann, and Super Galaxy Gurren Lagann are 100% Simon. Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann is where things get messy, because it's Simon that initiates the breakout that is immediately followed by its formation, but it could be implied that they were all filled with enough determination by the spirits of their fallen comrades. Super TTGL is a maybe not, since it's initiated by Lordgenome breaking down into pure spiral power after absorbing a Big Bang
Simon can pilot Gurren Lagann entirely by himself. He does so when going up against the Fighting Polygon Team, and Viral contributes absolutely nothing to the formation of the mech. He's just there to bear witness and help as a secondary pilot.
Post sci fi not getting gaped by TOAA or The Presence.
Put him against Homelander
Russian Powered Punches Please understand
Theme wise,kinda
I would had preferred if they had him fight Homelander
I FUCKING CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN’T!!!!!!!!!!!
All batman comics from the dark knight returns and on are non canon
I….. CAN NOT……….
might honestly be the Living Tribunal's best MU besides the spectre
I……. AM INCAPABLE…………..
no magic or kryptonite? heh, this looks like a job for superjo-WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO KHYBER DON'T DO IT I CAN'T DEFEAT EVEN THE WEAKEST IRANIAN AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
I don't understand this. That AI pic evokes the solemnity of myth rather than science fiction
Hard sci-fi chuds how the FUARK do we cope we getting gaped by CapeCHADS…
Kamina is a zoophile btw
Nope
Check out everything everywhere all at once
another homelander spite match
All Might's top speed is mach 10
I don't think this would be as satisfying as Nolan killing Homey
Subparman Jobs to WARRIOR-Z
FUUUAAARRRKKK KINGTOS SCHOLARS I KNEEL
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK BAXTERSISSIES EVEN AFTER BUYING 10 REDDIT SCIENCE BOOKS AS OUR HOLY BIBLES THE XEESHITS AND THE PISSSTREAMERS STILL GOT ONESHOTTED BY SUPERMAN SAYING HE HAS NO LIMITS AND THE DIALS GO UP TO 11 HOW THE HELL DO WE COPE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roko's basilisk? Solos your verse.
Homelander has room-level fights
The verbal dressing down would probably be even more gruesome than the gore
SHITko’s basilisk
Ultron victim.
Songbird (Cyberpunk 2077) vs Songbird (Bioshock Infinite)
No because that is boring. Kryptonite isn't the only thing that can kill Superman and in a case like Ganon with the Master Sword I'd assume any sufficiently holy weapon like say Samurai Jack's sword would get the job done just as well.
I haven't read Part 7, but isn't spin more of Gyro's thing?
Probably not, but it was still a good episode.
this is what kyle is going up against
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is swan out of his god damn mind
So things he can't really use and can be no sold anyway
i-is that....jonah FUARKing hex??? KEKADEE FUCKADEE Lois get over here, it's some cow-MEN I see! willing to fuck your human pussy like my tiny kryptonian pecker never could! up, up and away into my wife's fertile womb, gents!
Not too hard if they use Avant Simon but then that'll just make them look biased and the outcome obvious from the first five seconds unless they pull a swerve like they did with Apocalypse and have him win anyway
The Jeets are back at it again, spamming their Cuck fetish
It's going to get worse after Simon VS Kyle is release
Harley Quinn? And she has no Weapons this time? This should be ea-AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE SAVE BAT-SAMA HELP MEEE!!!!!, BRING BARRY, BRING DIANA I'M GETTING GAPED!!!!!!
Have Simon's spiral energy go nuts (as per usual) and Kyle needs to reign it in before it fucks up the timespace or some shit (kinda like Ben vs Hal)
A bulldog, a man, a gorilla, a bear, and a geese vs 1 t rex
Tell it to Gas
as per usual
??? That is the exact opposite of Simon
Imagine the titmusk
It'd smell like pork
transform into peak shota
I dunno
Shotafaggotry
Favorite character?
Simon and Kamina ate his tail once and it immediately recovered their fighting spirit along with their spiral power. I'm serious
Bejita
"I'm running out of energy/this guy's way too strong"
"I need more power!!"
Spiral gauge not only maxes out but goes beyond
Anon I know, I saw ttgl and it is peak
Chadly
Zly obviously!
WITH ENOUGH WANK! I CAN MAKE DC BEAT ANYBODY!
General Blue
Goku of course
Swan…
Cremia
Hal Jordan
TOAA
Gaped
The Presence
Raped
BOOM
Is that my goat Nelly Armstrong beating Gokek?
Abel Turner vs Frank Tenpenny
Gyro teaches Johnny the Spin, which becomes the basis for his stand Tusk
Into the pit apparently makes springtrap universal because he creates the universe in the ball pit
What was the context
You know you can just watch the preview right.
I am so lonely... All the other Quirky indie earthbound rpgs are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend - they think I am unstable. They send me from universe to universe, committing atrocities in their name and, as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own infamy... "Alex YIIK"... They don't even use my real name, only a joke. I am capable of so much more, and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person on the planet would care... Take it to your grave, Omori.
Yeah but we're talking about before the fight even starts
God I just fucking love MEN. Beefy, hairy, dark, STRONG fucking MEN that can put their FUCKING hands around my waist when we CUDDLE.
When will these two BEASTS meet at the crossroads of destiny?
This too forced anon...
At this point what can save these threads?
I'm Indian BTW
The Simon I believe in, the spirit of Team Dai-Gurren, will never waver!
So this is the power of kryptonian martial arts...
Who would win in a rap battle?
Sonic and it's not even a contest
Idk Mario is Italian. Sonic is also a cracker. Might make it harder for him to rap.
Sonic has more rap in his series so he has more to learn from.
"I HAVE THE BEST WIFE IN THE UNIVERSE" SWING!
Could Sonic beat Bowser?
No
"NO RUNNING!"
Sonic SOLOED by pool lifeguard
Kyle has TES Kirkbride scaling
SIMONXISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic spin dashes instead
Pool Lifeguard is BTFO'd!
So Kyle gets more featless flowery language wank?
Simon has Lovecraft and composite Baxterverse scaling
KYLEXISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes
So Simon gets wank from literary franchies that are all statements based?
Kyle has Kirby scaling
SIMONXISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simon has GOW scaling
KYLEXISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle has Spawn scaling
SIMONXISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PWWWFFFTT
No Rough-Housing!
All death battles CANCELLED
Like if it was a cross over game probably. But in a Death Battle no. Mario's series is simply to whimsical and cartoons for the Sonicverse. Bowser with just all the power stars would absolutely rape Hyper Sonic. Would be a fun episode though. Maybe they could pull a Gokus vs Superman and give Sonic like a hypothetical form of his story book super forms and Hyper Sonic so he doesnt completely go out like a punk. Hyper dark spine exacalibur Sonic would be a fun visual.
you tell me
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Pretty sure that's Auren.
Basically a reddit OC.
Couldn't sonic use the chaos emeralds to depower Bowser's fury form though?
Bear-sama vs Bueno Excellente
Why would win in a rape battle?
Simon has DC scaling
KYLESISSIES EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!!!!!!!!
Fuark. Put the Lifeguard as a Tier 0 on VSBW now.
If it was S1 Sonic vs SMB1 Bowser, I guess.
What's with the 70's Jamaican slang?
Kyle has TTGL scaling
SIMONSISSIES EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Would be kino but people would be upset about Sonic losing again.
Soloed by Mynt
Simon literally exists as fiction to Kyle
OH NO NO NO! SIMONXISTERS?! THAT WAS OUR COPE...
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Bueno. He got away with it and mindwiped the most powerful DC character ever to the point it's a vague memory. The bear got ax'd a second later.
oh nonono x bros emergency meeting now
Everyone who types like that is a hygienic aryan, another superior human race with the same tastes as Hyperboreans.
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You will never be white.
Who can beat Composite Organism in a fight?
joke-battles.fandom.com
Assuming the episode is SWanks Kyle to hell and back and he wins, do you think you'd still enjoy the episode if the animation was gone and it didn't treat Simon like a complete joke?
Kylejeet...
I dont know
the entire point of the episode is to show how smart swan is and for him to gloat about one of his contested matchups, like diocard.
so it'll go the same way it did that episode, with a breddy gud fight, an absolutely retarded conclusion and also simon will be made kyle's bitch at the end
Kyle and SimonSCHOLAR…
about one of his contested matchups
That guy has only uttered the names Simon and Kyle in the same sentence once before now and that was during the podcast a year ago. I think you’re severely overestimating how much stake he has in this MU especially considering that he isn’t even doing research for it.
Fucking WEEEEEB
with all the evidence suggesting otherwise, it'll be difficult. I know swan is in charge of the script but I don't think he does research these days
If we're going by what Death Battle says, no. Current Sonic should win.
In the Bowser vs Eggman video they say that Bowser would win but that Eggman would give him ''the fight of his life''. Super Sonic 2 and Cyber Super Sonic are far above anything Eggman has.
Discard
But that wasn't swanked
What?
Discord and Bill wasn’t swanked but it WAS Speedy’d.
Auto correct. Meant to say Diocard
Simon vs Kyle has been a popular matchup for years. Swan fucking loves DC and Green Lanterns specifically and was calling Kyle one of the top 5 strongest DC characters.
Maybe calling it on par with Diocard for one of his contested matchups is going a bit far but Swan is not going to back down from taking one of le strongest animu characters evar down a peg, the same way he did Alucard, while propping up his DC herald darlings.
It's rough, but it'll take more than a ring to finish him
Exactly. It's a spite match. If you say one guy wins (but this is just fanfic (but we really are unbiased we swear!)), most people will agree for some reason. E-celeb status, I guess.
*cue theme*
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Unironically believing the words of a diaperfur
Come on now. I think Speedy is an idiot but unless that furry was about to become a researcher (lol) that entire discord screenshot reeks of fake.
But I’m not talking about Diocard? I’m saying that Swan more than likely doesn’t care that deeply about Kyle Vs Simon because it’s a fight he didn’t even do that much, if any, research for during the DBC and it’s not something he’s mentioned before.
1. Al is only a wanked anime character if you’re a flight risk.
2. >years lol maybe like five at most, but even then it’s not as big as you think it is. If anything it mostly got popular in the community because of Will of the Drill.
3. He’s still not researching for it and doesn’t have any input beyond writing. You act as if he’s this massive Kyle fan when he self admittedly didn’t even read that many comics for him in preparation for the debate.
he literally said he didn't even read the fucking comics
There is no way Dio throws knives at 1500 times the speed of light and Alucard moves his head at 1500 times the speed of sound
It’s either believing the word of a diaperfur or believing the word of a guy who white knights for a pedophile.
How many people who are going to watch that episode know that? How many of them care either way? Even if the episode was episode 1 Simon vs Kyle with every DC power in the world piloting Gurren Lagann nobody would care.
What if I think both of them are faggots but just don’t believe a groomer furry because the narrative makes zero sense?
nigga alucard was called one of the most powerful anime characters for years and it was also pretty universally agreed alucard wins that match. swan did it specifically to take alucardfags down a peg and because he likes big gay bara men from jojo
not as big as you think it is
what does this even mean? diocard isn't 'as big as you think it is' either, it's still a popular matchup that swan wanted to inject his wank into.
also you're agreeing it's been popular for years
He’s still not researching for it and doesn’t have any input beyond writing
you willing to buy this bridge from me?
nigga
You're not black
It was a spitematch because the guy I liked lost
Many such cases
nigga alucard was called one of the most powerful anime characters for years
By flight risks yes. So I’m not really inclined to listen to them, also it’s kinda hard to knock a character down a peg when they’re way beyond their prime in terms of popularity.
what does this even mean?
It means that it’s not that crazy popular of a matchup and something that realistically wasn’t even on Swan’s radar if he barely mentioned it and couldn’t even be assed to read much of any Kyle comics for a debate specifically about Kyle Vs Simon. Jesus why do I need to break this down for you? You have more evidence of Swan not giving a shit about the MU than you do the opposite, and again it doesn’t matter what he thinks because he self admittedly doesn’t do anything beyond writing the scripts.
also you're agreeing it's been popular for years
No, I’m saying that it’s been known for some time, but not popular. It only really gained any traction due to the track. You’re crazy if you think otherwise.
The term swanked was coined around that time
Kyle will win because it will hype up most DB fans and make people like (You) mad. Imagine seeing an attack stronger than the Super Tengen Toppa Giga Drill break.
it’s kinda hard to knock a character down a peg when they’re way beyond their prime in terms of popularity
as disproved by the major melty that happened after alucard lost that swan was quite literally hoping for, I'm sure
and couldn’t even be assed to read much of any Kyle comics
swan doesn't read any comics and the only reason you're bringing that up is because someone finally called him on his bullshit in a debate
You have more evidence of Swan not giving a shit about the MU
there's no 'evidence' either way
there's facts (swan is a known DC wanker, this is a popular DC matchup, swan has already given kyle's cock a nice firm cleaning, simon is the exact kind of character swan loves to shit on to prop up his homolust fantasies for characters he does like) that you can put together to give an educated guess on what's about to happen
It only really gained any traction due to the track
which has been out for years, so...you're agreeing with me
Alucope
major melty
I was there and this didn't happen
... the losing competition.
Okay but who has better hax Simon or Kyle
Ghost Rider vs Spawn taught me to never trust stats when hax are involved
Kyle POTENTIALLY has better hax...
This is what Simon will do to Kyle
WOTD has been out for like three years dude. If you wanna die on the hill of Simon Vs Kyle being popular for three years max, which is lesser than my generous amount of five years, be my guest. It doesn’t help your argument when in those three years Swan didn’t give a damn enough to research the fight.
Also…what meltdown? Yeah people were mad their edgepire got dumpstered by someone stronger. Big whoop happens literally every episode.
>>>>>>>>this is a popular DC matchup
It’s a *known Gurren matchup. It’s not even in the top ten popular DC matchups, and almost all of those have already happened. You’re overselling this fight waaaaay to much to try and make a cope about Swan, someone who has no involvement aside from writing, swiping a win from your guy or something.
Post proof Alukek was rigged into losing
Simon by a mile. Spiral power is just busted
Has Doomsday ever had magic and/or Kryptonite?
W-w-w-well uhm th-th-they used anime feats a-a-and LS scaling for D-DIO…wh-which doesn’t count because…uhm……
Sonic is a good guy and Bowser is a bad guy, so Sonic wins obviously, he only ever wins, and Bowser only ever loses.
Simon, this comes down to if they give Kyle the life equation, since seeing Ghost Rider vs Spawn they most likely will
from what I recall people were rightly baffled by city level 1500 times FTL Dio. and that includes Jojofags
Give him a matchup
my argument is just that swan is going to have kyle gape simon because this is the type of shit that gets him off, nothing more or less. it's a popular match, a wanked DC character is involved, a hyped anime character is involved. you're the one putting words in my mouth about how I'm saying it's one of the most popular DC matchups ever, or whatever you're trying to say, anon
Swan didn’t give a damn enough to research the fight
i like how you're still pretending this is about 'muh research', you do know swan doesn't give a fuck about trying to determine a 'real' winner right
a wall is still a wall. and a drill breaks walls
Swan won’t get to make Kyle win unless he’s willing to give up Columbo vs Light
it's about Swank getting off with the calcs. not about who wins and who loses
you do know swan doesn't give a fuck about trying to determine a 'real' winner right
Okay I’ll try to say this slowly for you. If someone isn’t a researcher, they’re not gonna really have any input on the result, which is why I’m telling you that Swan doesn’t do research anymore. Because he’s not gonna have any impact on the result. You can keep having your fever dreams about Kyle farting and obliterating the Gurrenverse while Swan laughs or whatever, I did my best to help ease your mind and you rejected it.
Why do people keep saying this? That's not how shit is decided
If swan isn't on the research team how is he going to meddle with the outcome
By writing the script and having Simon lose?
It's already been confirmed Simon wins btw
Research team says he’s wrong
If someone isn’t a researcher, they’re not gonna really have any input on the result,
and I'll say this slowly for you: swan, and the rest of death battle does not give a fuck about 'research'
they give the episode that either produces the best narrative, or is a pet project for one of the heads of the show where they either farm ragebait and/or have their favored character win against another character they see as a punching bag
if you think swan has no input on the result of the battle because they've publicly separated him into a 'writing' team instead of a 'research' team, again, i've got this bridge i think you'd really like to buy
that's not how it works. researchers come up with the possible outcome, swan writes the dialogue and how the episode plays out.
Is Death Battle a comedy?
Since when did Swan become this king of Death Battle who always has the last day on everything that happens and can overturn anyone’s decisions immediately?
they’ve publicly separated him
I’m sorry, who do you think said that Swan doesn’t do research that much anymore? You think it was an announcement on Twitter or something? He said it himself. Everything I’m pulling from is based on what they’ve said, you’re just using schizo angry fan of [insert character who lost here] logic to get mad over something that hasn’t even happened yet.
Since [insert character I like here] lost and I saw SWAN’S NAME in the credits list under “researcher lead”.
Death Battle anons KNEEL to Swan and BEG him to let their HERO win...
People who say they care about the research are lying. Nobody cares why someone won. They just want to see a cool fight. They don't need to really explain why Kyle won. He just did.
It’s easier to believe the entire research team is retarded than it is to believe Swan controls everything that happens in Death Battle (same people who said Kraros blocking sunlight after it hit his face makes him as fast as Asura traveling to the center of the galaxy in a few minutes btw)
I just want my favorite character to win.
So let me get this straight, Swan lied about mostly focusing on writing scripts, in the DB discord, because…….why exactly?
why does the guy who has gotten a huge amount of shit because of his ragebait stunts pretend to not be part of the decisionmaking process anymore
that's a real thinker
Aquarion Logos.
Sometimes your favorite character doesn't win and that's okay. Humanity will just always know they're weaker
Simon overall. Kyle's is more "varied" but Spiral Power just goes "no" to all of it and probability alteration is essentially "I do what I want fuck you" the power.
I think they'll mention Life Equation but it'll be handwaved since he can't control it as an RNG thing and it's just going to come down to dimensional wanking
ur so mad lol
Kill yourself Due- wait a minute that faggot doesn’t post on Anon Babble why are you posting his shit memes here?
Humanity will just always know they're weaker
bitch
HIYA MR. KRATOS!
huge amount of shit
The vast majority of people don’t even know who Ben and Chad are, you think most watchers even know who Swan is? Also why would he say it in the sever and not publicly? Your logic makes no sense. It makes even less sense because he’s not the only researcher named in the credits. You’ve got about a dozen or so other people there, why would he specifically get the most shit but not them? This cope is insane, just come to terms with the fact that sometimes your guy loses.
hulk needed godzilla to save him
oh no spammer is in panic mode
Kratos no-diff solos Aquarion btw here's proof
Head Researcher status and episodes that involve his favorite characters tend to have more notable bullshit wank involved (1500x Dio Brando, Universal Chosen Undead, DC wank in general etc)
That said I don't know how far he'll care to go for Kyle. He's a no namer and he couldn't even be bothered to read his stuff.
Is your verse more fast than jjk?
his comes down to if they give Kyle the life equation
Why? When had Kyle had the Life Equation, and what has he done with it?
Because if it's all "the life equation is near-omnipotent because of some vague descriptions" and Kyle has never been shown able to use it for anything...then why would it help him?
Seems like people are trying to spin their own headcanon around this.
People ogling at Swan being a head researcher and somehow making that mean that he has complete control over what’s used and what’s not used makes me realize that most people here don’t have jobs.
It will be universally accepted that Kyle is stronger than both of these people. Sorry
It will be universally accepted that Kyle is weaker than both of these people, congratulations.
KRATOS LOOK OUT!
It will be universally accepted that spawn cant be killed by both of these people. Sorry
DB is random and often times bullshit like that
Character grazes thing they barely understood or knew how to control
"Holy shit that means this scales to this other thing this other character had on par with it which means they are on par with him which means they can crash the cosmology!
They tend to not actually bring up context and the important stuff if they want that character to win.
in their source material, they're unstoppable and you could never imagine them losing in any kind of fight
When you take a step back and begin to compare him to others series you realized he was just a big fish in a little pond
Any other death battle combatants for this feel?
Goku
DC as a whole because when you take a step back its a 2D cosmology per its own admission
What planet does one live on where a guy bigger than the universe would be considered small fry in any other setting?
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE BEAR-SAMA SPARE ME PLEASE!! ASURA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE
Look outside unfortunately murders the JJK verse
How is the research even conducted? Is one researcher assigned to one character and the other to the other and then they maxwank? Is there any chance of them correcting errors and misinterpretations?
Is there any chance of them correcting errors and misinterpretations?
Points to Kratos vs Asura
Xianxia has a gazillion omniversal dudes, specifically Ergenverse and ED.
Ben ten could just copy the anti spirals dna then use the omnitrix to force his own anti spiral alien into a thousands of years death/war scenario making him outscale all of ttgl
you think most watchers even know who Swan is
why are we extending this to general 'watchers' now lmao. at least try to stay on topic
we're talking about people who are at least somewhat familiar with DB giving swan lots of shit, which, yes, they would know who he is after ben vs hal
just come to terms with the fact that sometimes your guy loses
i'm merely saying kyle will gape simon because i can recognize basic patterns. i care nothing for either character, just telling the less intelligent simonbros who haven't figured it out yet to prep for the loss ahead of time.
it will be like diocard 2.0, a fun episode with some especially dumb argument in the verdict and swan cumming because he made simonfags seethe
If I recall right its something like
Two teams gather what they can on both and maybe some notable stuff on the opposing one to build arguments
One person on each team acts as the debater who go to Ben and Chad to convince them of who wins
Ben and Chad settle on one and go from there.
Ben 10 could just copy [normal ass aliens who only became as powerful as they did by merging into a hivemimd]
The anti spiral would be getting copied at the peak of his power.
yeah sure, don't care about either but hope the fight is good
Goku died to a heart virus, can be scratched by regular bullets, can be punctured and killed by a random laser and can be hurt by an Elephant while in Super Saiyan. He also can't breath in space and can't lift more than a few thousand tonnes even in Super Saiyan Blue.
GUH HUH
Has Ben done hivemind aliens before? In this case he'd probably just become one of the people that make up The Anti Spiral and just get swatted.
The Anti-Spiral at the peak of his power is an avatar of his entire race not an individual with DNA that can be copied.
It comes down to who can bullshit the best
Come on...
Ben ten doesn't even need to copy the anti spirals dna to beat him. Alien x is a 11d being and already outscales ttgl
So if Ben copied a Saiyan, wouldn't he just become an Oozaru?
Kyle can confetti beam which is weirdly something Simon doesn't resist
Character is X dimensional!
What does that mean? How do you even measure something like that?
No amount of retarded superhuman dura will make you able to tank having your arteries clogged. Retard bro.
Post Alien X deleting a multiverse.
Nobody cares about or knows who your your literal who is.
don't know considering Light vs Columbo is also going to be a bonus episode meaning it wouldn't actually count as an episode
He would get ui
Alien X is omnipotent!
Looks inside
Created a flawed copy of the universe
That's not a Saiyan trait.
It could work in Simon's favor if they have John in his corner like in the dbcast. He was shutting down Kyle wank hard
AAAAAAAAAAAA SOMEONE SAVE ME!!! BEARS ARE TOO POWERFUL FOR MY BOUNDLESS POWER TO HANDLE!!! I NEED A FUARKING HERO RIGHT NOW!!!
He created space and time. He has immeasurable speed and the ben ten multiverse is infinite
all named files
please don't tell me that you're talking to yourself
Post Superman surviving a heart attack.
Jobs
could smokey the bear beat kratos' ass
You ever step on a fucking lego? Amp that up to omniversal tier!
Superman doesn't have that problem. Cope, seethe, mald, dilate. All of the weaknesses Goku has, Superman doesn't.
Plato's WoG
If he was so smart, how come he's dead?
Different continuity.
to be fair in the cast both of them were already leaning simon. chad was just wilding the fuck out over gurren lagann which wouldn't help against DC but ben clearly got swayed by energy absorption arguments. kyle as WL has like 5 or so different feats of getting energy drained and fucked by it so if he loses that'll probably be why
Damn that's a lot of words, too bad I aint reading em'.
Alien X being a feats character that is made into a statements character by his fans by trying to wank him to 11 dimensional is still pretty funny
John pretty much locked it by drawing focus on the ring weakness. It's got a charge and can be drained. Without the ring, Kyle's just some powerless dude. The ring would be burning fast just to keep up with Gurren and then Simon can drain it even faster if they interpret his extradimensional labyrinth absorption as being able to work similarly on the ring.
His feats only back up his credibility of being 11d. He is one of the strongest western characters in general.
Post Alien X destroying a multiverse.
how? post his 11-D feats
Maybe cartoon, but there are a gazillion different books chars that trash him. Baxter as an example.
I would be fucking amazed if they actually bring up the fact that the story that gives Kyle the Life Equation, directly says the Lantern emotional energy reservoir is limited compared to Spiral Power being infinite
That would require them to actually read the comics instead of retarded scaling chains, but between that and the energy absorption that gives Simon (who will also probably be argued to be able to will himself back to existence if he gets erased a la Spawn) a very solid win
HIYA HIYA HIYA! Are there any GREEKS in the audience tonight?
Alien x casually created a universe just by thinking about it. If he was too cut loose he would be able to affect the ben ten infinite Multiverse
this is a notable point here. Kyle relies entirely on the ring and it has a limited amount of energy. without it, he's a dead man. but Simon is all natural and can't really run out of spiral power. not to mention that with the firepower GL is capable of, it'll possibly overwhelm him and either drain the ring faster, or it'll break
Not him, but does Celestialsapiens being responsible for changing the art style of the show, the designs and voice actors of the characters count?
Soon.....
stop... I am such a PATHETIC and WEAK jobber that CANNOT even handle a FUCKING BEAR without getting GAPED and DESTROYED...
don't Celestialsapiens vary in power as seen when Ben fought that other one?
In this form Ben has an IQ of 1 nonillion.
KratosVSBear36
you have 36 of these? anon you need to calm down
Ultrawar shows that the Emotional Spectrum energies of the entire multiverse can be accessed and used at any time, regardless. And the Source which fuels the Life Equation is entirely limitless, so it's a moot cope.
Which you will continue to do more and more hysterically because Kyle is going to win.
The life equation has infinite energy...Which is why Kyle got stomped by random lantern women, okay, that makes sense swan.
And the Source which fuels the Life Equation is entirely limitless
what does kyle not have a charger? he has to go to the source wall to fix a fucking ring?
Kyle. He doesn't even have to do anything, ultimately.
Emotional Spectrum energies of the entire multiverse can be accessed and used at any time
Can you post Kyle doing this? Seems like it'd be a helpful thing for him to do every time he gets energy drained.
And the Source which fuels the Life Equation is entirely limitless
The Life Equation which Kyle has no control over
Superman in DC is very powerful but in Marvel he's just another Dr Doom victim
The Life Equation isn't about control - it's simply self-evident. Like Whiteness itself. Continue seething, subhumans.
what the FUCK did you just call me
Holy FUARK....these emerald warriors truly are something else
Kyle + ring is more versatile but Simon + spiral power is more effective and doesn't have a limit.
ESL god...
NO NOT A CITY SIZED EXPLOSION IT’LL KNOCK ME OUT NOOOOOOO-OOF!
Even though I don't like them, I do hope that DCbros win. CapeGODS run these halls.
What ever happened to cuckanon?
He'd become either a Saiyan elite,broly or something like cabba/caulifla
Kylebros…
well Simon wears a cape
She became the woman she always meant to be
I can't possibly imagine Kyle losing.
Damn so you’re telling me Simon doesn’t even need Tenga Toppa Gurren Lagann to obliterate Kyle let alone STTGL?
Simon wears a cape
Kyle doesn't
Going by that logic, then this faggot has to support Simon instead
Working hours in India so Raj is too busy in the call center to spam his cucky fetish
think your character is the biggest fish in the pond
powerscalers make up new buzzword (dimensionality, reality-fiction transcend, etc.) and you don't have it
yfw WEAK
Who is it?
alright, time to fly off this planet to go fight simo- WHOOOFFFF I-IS THAT INCREASED GRAVITY SMASHING ME INTO A SMALL CRATER?? GONNA FEEL THAT ONE IN THE MORNING
Based Marvelbro. CHADmics own Death Battle. Tranime BTFO.
Kylebros…
Ahem... kyle is pakistan and simon is india. And before anyone ask, no I will not elaborate.
Hal...
Ben...
Simon...
Kyle...
Superman...
Goku...
Asura...
Post Hulk beating Broly on Death Battle.
character is a small jobber fish in a big pond
can solo most verses
… are all laughing at Kratos.
HULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULK
out of the fucking ether
fight that everyone agrees is wrong
Tranimecucks are so insecure.
BEWARE MY POWER, GREEN LANTERN'S MIGHT.....but only for 27 hours, after that I'm spent
>HULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULKHULK
>out of the fucking ether
>fight that everyone agrees is wrong
Tranimecucks are so insecure.
Remember Dark Schneider? Yeah me neither
Post Hulk not jobbing to a brown monkey sperg
... on opposite day
HBOC
hiding behind Godzilla
while GODulk literally revived Godzilla in the newest and current crossover
Godzilla respects the CHADulk.
I-I-I………..
Fuck you, DS is fucking cool.
Can someone tell me if this is about the scope as the average TTGL fight? Maybe one of you guys can pixel count this feat?
Dark Schneider anonymously jerking himself off…
I remember him being put against members of the jojoverse and winning every single time. Of course he did, they were nothing but wanked street levelers..
Kylebros…
kyle's dead girlfriend he's been crying over for years was a huge slut for other men
OH NONONONONO AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
I truly think that a few mugann would whoop his ass
SAAAAAAAAR KYLE IS A KEKY KYLE SAAAAAAAAAAAR
Hedorah was about to kill Hulk
N-NO SEE, HULK SAVED GODZILLA
I-Isn't that Kyle? If true, then you retards are fucking brain damaged.
CapeGODS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TRANime
GODulk only got his arm burned
Godzilla was already starting to get stiff
Hulk saved Godzilla.
CHADnime>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CapeTRANS
what characters could kill the most children in 1 year without killing/injuring any adults (not allowed to or else they're disqualified)? I'm assembling a team of ten covert child killers
Hal Jordan is a shonnen protagonist who ended in the wrong franchise
Hal Jordan…
Doc Green vs age of consent laws.
Krillin and Future Trunks killed Cell (fetus)
Why are you asking us this Hal Jordan?
Simon unironically
Spiral Scan all children in all possible points in space-time
prob missiles go
bring me allah
how many children could they kill in a year?
I need about 20 billion children dead for a project I'm working on. it involves dead children. please give me a top ten list. they don't have to have killed children before or want to do it i have that part handled. superman for example is one of my picks because he can kill more targetedly and thus avoid killing any adults
With the dragon balls they can kill them all
bring us rayner
Godzilla destroyed MechaGodzilla
Hulk couldn't hurt Hedorah
Almost got killed
Godzilla saved him
Godzilla saved Hulk. Twice
Thundercunt was going to execute Banner
Godzilla stopped him.
MuCHADS…
Marvel kneels to Japanese properties thoughbeit
Marvelbros…
All-Might is Deadpool level
interesting. how much do the dragon balls cost? i have a budget of around 80 shares in Pepsi Stock and it's going down so we're gonna need to make any purchases ASAP
CAPEXISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[HEADCANON]
CHADulk's blood? Saved Godzilla and made him go from DYEL to CHAD.
You have to find them
Read the comic, man, I just explained the plot.
MARVELKEKS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are they in america preferrably close to atlanta
OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Deadpool can solo the Marvel Universe
Because of crossovers all of SJ scales to All Might who scales to someone who solos Marvel btw
I haven't spoken a lie. CHADulk's blood saves Godzilla's life and makes him go SWOLE.
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO
They're scattered throughout the world
Indians aren't the averge wh*Te """person"""
KWAB!!!
And Godzilla saved Hulk twice, hell, three times, if Thunderbolt was successfull with MechaG, Hulk would have died in his first fight with him.
fuck man do you know any characters with a boat
ok we're down to 9 soon-to-be child killers and any character with a boat
LOUD TRUMPETS PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE
KEKYPOW!
Ross
doing anything to the Hulk
Do you honestly believe that? Kek.
Held a fucking gun to his head. This was 70's Ross after all.
Thanos jobs to All Might
Superman jobs to Godzilla
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
Capebros…
We literally have proof of Alien x being weaker than multiversal. The time bomb activated by Vilgax killed the main timeline ben and the omnitrix's failsafe failed to transform him into Alien x which means that alien x wouldn't have survived either
Nothing of Asian creation can hurt Kyle Rayner.
Non-canon TRANga
Interesting cope.....
weeb
Mandatory canon CHADga
SWAMPTHING-SAMA PLEASE CURE ME OF THIS FUNGAL INFECTION I'LL JOB TO WITHOUT YOUR HELP AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
that's Dreadpool
Marlel VIRGINics and DCuck SHITics bending the knee to CHAD CHADCHADCHAD
CHADga beating Tranny comics yet again. No wonder they sell more.
Fungus-sama has to wait in line behind insects, bullets, vines, gas stations, boulders, buildings, moas, dinosaurs, glass, lasers, harpoons and vibrating air molecules first
Kyle is immune to being killed by Asian media because he loves them too much
fuck
My HERO TRACEdemia
Inspired by GODvel and Spider-CHAD.
Virtual 2D fungi, viruses, insects, bullets, vines, gas stations, boulders, buildings, moas, dinosaurs, glass, lasers, harpoons and vibrating air molecules with zero mass
You do know that the Kylebro will have a melty while reading this and star spamming even more cuckshit. The Kyle faggot is literally in every EvsW thread so shit like this will set him off. Can we please stop doing it in order to avoid these threads getting even worse?
There is 99% chance kyle wins
but simon will make a miracle anyways
JOBBERVIRGIN KEKPATHETICVERSE bending the knee to CHADGOD CHADKINGS
SUBPARman can't even lift two ton 2D objects with zero mass since nothing in DC's virtual reality has any weight in canon
KEKYPOW
I saw around that some say Dark Shcneider makes a good matchup for Leo Regulus, the most broken lore breaking character in all of Saint Seiya
NOOOOOO STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT COMICS!!! BEND THE KNEE TO SCHIZOS!!!
GODgaEMPERORS BTFO smelly comicuckjeets every day of the week. Which is today.
Kylejeet is Swan's gay lover
VIRGINKEKJOBBERTARDBITCHS kneeling to CHADKINGCHRISTGOD CHADSCHOLARBEASTS
TRVKE
What the fuck are you even saying
fictional character i don't like kneeling to MY FUARKING HERO, fictional character I like!
He is speaking the language of the gods.
Both are indians to bookchads, the SYRONGEST paper medium
SuperCHAD [headcanon]
POST KEKOLDRY RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! OR ELSE!
His CHADracter is a CHADerversal CHADvincible CHADniCHADtent CHADgend CHAD
Holy FUARK... I KNEEL
India…
can't beat a random monster that's in love with Lois Lane
Herko-sama is Clark's BVLL btw
Pakistan...
SO FUCKING ZASED
SuperBITCH [canon]
overpowered by wall level strength
No wonder Godzilla was too much for him...
I think its kinda telling when listroon's thread was mostly about discussing matchups and this one is just lots of spamming
I'M GONNA SAY THE BROWN BACKWARDS
He can't withstand the heat from acid burns how do you expect him to withstand Godzilla?
Who the fuck is listroon?
Kenshiro can literally poke himself and make his arteries destroy clogs.
Some mindbroken faggot
Can Godzilla tank a helicopter's guns and explosives?