she’s 17 years and 364 days old you sick fuck
She’s 17 years and 364 days old you sick fuck
canonically, she was like 17 years and 1 day old
Example of burger cultural imperialism(17 is legal in Canada)
not high, but have you guys ever considered how fucking long 365 days is?
Like, think about how long every hour is. There's 24 of those every day, and there's 365 of those fucks.
Like, damn
16 and 17 is legal in most of America.
Time quickens the older you become.
I blinked and my childhood was undone.
Time quickens the older you become.
That's jew shit trying to steal the only thing you have left. It's all perspective, anon.
My friends are constantly like "AHHH WAAHHH, COVID WAS 5 YEARS AGO?! WHERE HAS THE TIME GOOOOONE???"
Where I'm sitting here like "That shit felt like a lifetime ago. So much shit has happened between then and now.
Be your own timekeeper. enjoy life.
also get KAMP'D I guess
She only just turned 17, but also, no ones saying it was illegal (in canada) but rightfully called Scott a pathetic weirdo for dating a high schooler when he was, what, 23? Especially after he says hes only really dating her because the relationship is 'easy' (i.e, she's naïve and relatively innocent so he doesn't have to worry about regular adult relationship problems)
If you consider the period of books 2-4 to be about 6-8 weeks, Knives was with Scott, dumped by him, fell in love with a band, got beat up by a musician from that band, got with Neil, got with Kim, and got her first job. Less than 100 days and she gets into all that. Knives packed a lot of growth into that year, it's incredible to see how different she is by the end of it especially in comparison to Tamara.
Forced meme.
We're just staying facts with no additional context? O.K., fine. This is officially released artwork from creator Brian Lee O'Malley.
I suppose that makes sense. People would've thought the same about me for fucking a 16 year old when I was 24. (Almost did and was legal in my state. Just didn't want to drive the hours to where she lived.)
he's pathetic for not wanting the god awful horrible baggage that modern women (well, modern for back then) bring with them into every relationship
Yeah jesus, what a freak
That's one of the reasons dating a teenager is bad. What you consider a fling, they take seriously.
credit to him for having something of a self-preservation streak I guess. Knives was supposed to be way hornier, but it works out in his favor that she ended up being a poor girl who was way over her head. It's bad enough for him he's always having to address the book 4 scene, if he went with his original concept for her he'd probably be in more trouble.
Scott x Knives is verboten
Wallace perving on Knives's classmates is ok
Why is canadian law like this?
If you were in Scott's position would you fuck knives?
but not federally
In my school, for music class we sang a song about this was is worn into my goddamned because we sang it three goddamned times in a year.
Our music teacher liked Rent. Or hated us. Perhaps both we were horrible little fuckers.
Your english teacher must have hated you too, goddamn anon.
Listen asshole, Seasons of Love does things to a man.
If anything, Neil's experience with Knives pretty much proved that was a bad idea. Neil probably fucked Knives and ended up dealing with an emotional mess who hated him until the last book of the series where she somewhat matured. Even if you want to hit and quit, Knives would expect a relationship (unless you're Kim I guess) and she'd just complain about you to Tamara all the time.
Yes because I'm putting a baby in that and travelling the world with her.
Absolutely
Scott Pilgrim is fucking dogshit
Yeah, that was apparent by the "most of" part.
I always assumed he was being sarcastic.
The only time Federal law would come into play is if you were a foreigner who's entered the U.S.A.. which ironically is the one time the people who are uppity about age of consent are abnormally silent.
Agreed. That's partially why I always thought her last page was interesting. "You'll always be my Clash at Demonhead" was pretty much a confusing, throwaway line to him that left him confused, while to her it was an incredibly emotional acknowledgment of how much he meant to her and means to her as a person/friend/ex. To him, she's a girl he sorta dated on a whim and who ended up in his friend group. To her, he's the catalyst for an entire emotional journey in her last year of high school that leads to her becoming an adult.
He should've just done it and then refused interviews decades after he had made his money and random incel women were demanding answers
A 16/17 year old character that someone sexualized? I NEED TO TELL THE INTERNET ABOUT THIS!
original concept
qrd?
Knives was way more DTF while Scott couldn't care less
This doesn't make sense because a lot of teenage relationships are flings and different people are looking for different things. A lot of women in their 30s are looking for a serious man and don't like being 'used' either.
They're pretty dumb desu If you break up with them you're the truest love who destroyed their soul/a toxic user who manipulated them and ruined the girl they used to be, but if you stick it out once they turn 18 they dump you because they want to go on "adventures" and you're "holding them back."
The truth is they'll gaslight themselves to believe whatever is the most convenient in the moment.
It's really not a magical switch in maturity. The older I got the less anxiety I have about this sort of thing. I dated a girl who was 16 when I was 19 and we were on and off for a long time and she does not have this immature view of me that I "destroyed her soul". It didn't work out the way we hoped because our personalities clash too much. She didn't dump me when she hit 18 either. People are not such interchangeable boxes. No need to be paranoid over dating teens.
A lot of people don't get that the entire world isn't California.
All Scott and Knives really did was go to a thrift shop and go to restaurants together. That's kind of all they did together.
not even particularly nice restaurants. he'd essentially buy her a slice of pizza and maybe a soda