How did he manage to make liking girls sound so gay?

How did he manage to make liking girls sound so gay?

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real men only like other men

It's whatever, we've all done embarrassing stuff before.

Tone and voice

Because making a shitty, hyper effeminate song about how you're straight is the most closeted gay thing someone can do.

Jocat always gave off this kind of energy to me

How was this any different from someone posting their harem? Was he too respectful?

Because this looks like a gay person's desperate attempt to convince people they're not actually gay.

Make an entire video about how you like girls

Chuds attack him for sounding gay

Feminazis attack him for the crime of being heterosexual

Honestly pretty based, he made literally everyone mad.

It sounded less like "I'm attracted to women" and more sounded more like "You go girls, slay!" Affirmation targeted at girls than actually being genuine about liking girls.

Anon Babble defends Jocat

It's not surprising, but it's still pathetic.

You know the term "safe horny"? This is it. That is to say, you are allowed to like girls, but you have to do it as a soft submissive pussy who thinks all women are beautiful and wants to be dominated.

Basically, you're being all "Haha ladies I am totally on your side, I like you but not in a creepy masculine way haha no I want to give all the power to you haha"

did this give real women le ick? that's what really matters nowadays.

He likes anime and vidya girls, the problem is that girls don't like him back. In real life, when you see anime cosplayer girls at conventions, they are usually with this fat neckbeard slob boyfriend. They aren't with this skinny artist femboy type who likes Rouge the Bat.

Being above 16 and doing this takes a certain breed.

A dude can’t sound straight with cat ears and a bow in your hair. Can’t be done.
Haremtards and self inserters are also mega gay.

I always thought there was an element of the song that just screams "I-I don't discriminate! you're all heckin valid!"

if a (nonchad) man is genuine about liking women he's a sexist, misogynistic, chauvinistic pig who deserves to die don't you know.

by trying to appeal to women.

Generally it's been my experience women don't like being dominant.
But I'm a turbo-nerd wizard so take what I say with a good deal of salt. The amount of women I've actually spoken with about the subject is pretty minimal.

Well, if the kind of character and romance books they like are proof, they absolutely fucking don't.

But this is just about announcing yourself as an non-offensive submissive male who respects all women and that sort of gay beta shit.

women are submissive by nature. probably legitimately less than 1% have dom tendencies and most of that 1% are dykes. probably 20% or so of men are submissive for whatever reason and they have to cope dying alone or go prison gay if they aren't bottoms already. women are disgusted by submissive men, they're the biggest defenders of toxic masculinity since any man who dares act not traditionally masculine in their presence is either a dickless pussy, fag, or weirdo.

I mean, it's an adaptation of a Lizzo song which is already pretty cringe but I think what really sells it is like, the original song it's based on was basically made as her trying to give guys a confidence boost they don't normally get. When you listen it lists off different things like fat guys, short guys, inner city guys, country guys. It's kinda cringe and kinda condescending but you can see it's really well intentioned.
JoCat literally just lists off like, waifus and shit, down to mentioning catgirls.

It seems like "men" in the OP have construed being submissive and weak with being nice. Meanwhile women have construed a man being nice with him being weak and submissive.

Being nice or friendly has nothing to do with being weak and submissive.

Because he had to couch it in being respectful, supportive, and affirming. It couldn't just be

These fictional sexy women make my dick ROCK HARD

It had to be a self-imposed struggle session where he lists off how much he respects women of all shapes and sizes... Even though he exclusively picked characters with high r34 counts.

Women like being dominant in a sense that different from men. They like the idea of a guy they already find attractive being psychologically wrapped around their finger and unable to resist them but they don't like, actually dominating him by whipping him or holding him down or some shit. Best way to put it is they like the idea that they can make him lose control of himself.

yes they want chad to ravage them. all women are the same. it's laughable whenever they suggest otherwise.

He liked women who are safe. Real men announce to high heaven they fuck children.

lolcows are e famous by definition so that gives them some sort of status and reputation.

I think you've got his intentions about right, but the fact that he's talking about fictional women, which he has to draw, and trying to frame his masturbation habits as positivity and self-esteem boosting towards women.

Like imagine a guy going

I'm such a good ally. I jack off to disable trannies, fat black women, and thai femboys all the time! I think they're awesome! Girl power!

and then being surprised when people call him a retarded faggot.

pedo incest: the soul of Anon Babble

Most women in real life really just have their social circle and networks and just find their boyfriends within that circle. Sally the redneck really just has her circle of rednecks she meets at church, BBQs, and the country bar. She isn't going out of her way to meet some anime artist.

When you see these anime and vidya circles in real life, the few women in them really just gravitate towards the most masculine members of that circle. And that's usually the neckbeard of the circle. The women in these circles usually aren't going after the cat-boy kawaii crossdresser anime artist.

Fuck your e-celeb bullshit

cat-boy kawaii crossdresser anime artist.

have you seen the op irl? he just looks like a fag. he doesn't look like some cute femboy.

One thing, really:
-He went into it in a completely submissive way.

Friendly reminder, this guy was going on about "protect le tranny community" while trans flag fags were harrasing people for playing the Harry Potter game. Do not feel bad for him.

You have to be passive about liking women or else you come off as threatening

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It’s safe horny.

And communicating with (probably mainly underaged) fans on Discord to get them hooked up with HRT medication supplies behind their parents' backs. The guy isn't just an obnoxious political soapboxer, he's an actual groomer in the sincerest sense.

no one is gonna use this term, just call them a cuck or hell maybe even safe horny.

if the op was some conventionally attractive hot dude it wouldn't matter. unattractive dudes have to walk on eggshells about ever announcing their attraction to women in any fashion because it gives women le ick. they want nonchad men to stay asexual and non-threatening in their minds else they have to be reminded of the unfortunate reality that the 80% of the men they don't want to fuck have sex drives too. it's why young men are all neurotic and fucked up about approaching women. men are told to stay away and stay passive unless she's basically tearing your pants off.

we don't diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids

there is no faster way to get people to think you diddle kids than writing a song about it

He really did deserve all that hate

Generally it's been my experience women don't like being dominant.

Plenty of women love being dominant, but they wanna feel powerful. There's nothing to gain in dominating some beta cuck faggot, they wanna dominate Chad.

I mean you wanna know the funny part?
To this day, fans still think MAGA doxed him or angry feminists doxed him.
What actually happened is sharty doxed him for shits and giggles before stepping back and letting all the other groups blame each other.

You can feel bad for someone just because he is a reta-
NEVER FUCKING MIND...

Wait until people learn this guy actually had a gf but I think she was kinda that 'depressed e-girl' type.

keyword had. doubt they even fucked either.

Actually anon idk if they broke up or not

if anything she probably pegged him while he was caged.

He expressed a pretty normal sentiment for a heterosexual male - that of being sexually attracted to a pretty broad range of women.

That seems to play out IRL among men every day, even if Incels and other half-males are trying to normalize their weird, aberrant attitudes.

that of being sexually attracted to a pretty broad range of women.

That's not what he said, he essentially said he has zero preference and thinks that all women are beautiful. That's beta shit man, cmon.

Nah, he's a cuck and so are you. You use the term "incel" because you're trying to seem like "one of the good ones". It's your only mating strategy (it doesn't work).

Conscious of the king.

You are missing one key adjective there

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Song was cringe in the first place but also rewording a shitty girl pop song

He drew himself crossdressing wile doing it

It's not that hard to get

it's the equivalent of saying "I like all kinds of music" when you either don't listen to enough music or know your taste is crap. Any one who's normally asked what kind of music they like will generally say "I like metal" or "I like hip hop" and may give you a band name. Just because you have your preference doesn't mean you don't like other things but if you got to pick you can say your type. Do you like long hair or short hair, sporty or nerdy, tits or ass. Do you have a specific ethnic preference. Personally I got the hot for teacher thing going on.

She's openly asexual so bro has a girlfriend without benefits.

fat and ugly

yep.

fat and ugly AND mentally ill

is not big surprise.

that fat with small boobs

truly tragic

Or a horse...

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Eh, she's normal, but I'm not hopeful for those titties.

girlfriend without benefits.

so he has a girlfriend?

it's the equivalent of saying "I like all kinds of music" when you either don't listen to enough music or know your taste is crap.

Most people consume music completely passive, so they naturally listen to whatever's on the radio and don't hold strong opinions about Heavy Metal or whatever.

in the realm of fantasy most of this isn't even about sub/dom. its wanting the perks of the opposite gender while still chasing what they biologically want.

women: I want a dominant chad, but I want to be strong enough to smack or leave him for another chad easily if he's giving me the ick.

men: I want a cute busty waifu, but I don't wanna have to approach her, compete for her, or do any of the hard parts to get her.

Most people consume music completely passive

No they don't, most people have preferences. Why do you think there are different radio stations for different kinds of music? Pop fans aren't gonna put on the country station and vice versa.

Women dominating a horse? Like with a strap-on?
A stallion or a mare?