Why did Kyle's pitches get so much shit?

Why did Kyle's pitches get so much shit?

How are his ideas worse than other duo cartoons like Angry Beavers or Catdog or I Am Weasel?

Because he was still pitching them in the 2020s when that entire genre of cartoon has pretty much been unwanted since the late 90s?

He was pitching shit that was basically 1995 What a Cartoon Show style wacky random toons...all the way to 2024.

MooBeard could've worked

He is a pedo, an actual one.

Kyle Carrozza.

Nigger we get it. All you're gonna get this thread is 90 percent people talking about what he did, 7 percent talking about Vee and whatever 40th mental breakdown she's going through this week, and 3 percent about the topic of the thread.

More convinced these threads are made by Vee looking to pretend to be random anons screaming about justice.

She needs to stick to just drawing Anon Babble people won't bitch at her or think she's a scamming cunt if she does that.

fuck off birchy

Kyle Carrozza.

Kys birchy

Because they were not original enough

Hami Hox can get this cock

It was the best thing he made. I wanted more Dark Blade of Fire.

Also I'm gay hope that helps

Vee

which one?

People like him were allowed to work in the industry while Milton Knight were pushed to the sidelines.
Kyle always stole his designs from obscure anime (Slayers is obscure shut up, not a single person under 30 gives 2 shits about it). He literally stole a design 1 for 1 off some Yo-Yo anime.

We know nigga. Post more lolis and shut up.

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She's probably gonna have another meltdown again because I'm 99 percent sure she's seen this thread so don't he surprised as usual when it happens

Bet you feel really silly about making the thread op.

Anon had to have known. At this point got have to know these threads aren't gonna be good.

kys birchy

Forgot unless that was you larping and you forgot to commit.

That's a very bold thing for you to say considering you are the reason this thread went to shit

Man when they told me this board was full of schizos they meant it.

doremi: the flopped show

why Anon Babble oldfag newfag tourist larpers are like this

He's been pitching that long?

Angry Beavers didn't run a child trafficking ring from their pizza restaurant.

Because Kyle's designs are worse, his punny bullshit isn't funny or interesting, and he's about 30 years too late. He also tends to overuse the same fucking poses for his characters which doesn't communicate any sense of personality or hook. CatDog is a duo, but their anatomy coupled with the obvious "cat's don't get along with dogs" thing brings up a lot of questions. In the I Am Weasel promos, you can see the clever confident Weasel coupled with the dimwitted downtrodden baboon and get a sense of what the dynamic is like. Same with Angry Beavers with the dumb happy character against the smart angry character. Sure, the hook isn't the deepest thing ever, but at least it hints at tension.

Kyle's characters tend to always be the same bullshit. Two wacky characters that play off of some stupid pun, they're both pumped to be there, and they hold their hands out in a "TADA!" sort of palms out gesture. There's nothing to suggest tension or conflict or that the plot could be very interesting. It's just "yup...we're burger related characters and we'll talk about burgers. Yup...we're fruit juice." At the very least, Pizza Piggies is slightly more interesting in that you can imagine they may get up to hijinks while delivering pizzas. Still, it would be more interesting if the characters weren't both expressing "FUCK YEAH!!!". Make one of them grumpy or sad or nervous or stupid or...ANYTHING to imply a sense of relationship dynamic.

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he hasn't been pitching SINCE 1995. His pitches just ape that feel. He probably would have been in jr. high back then. It's like he thought cartoons on TV at that time were cool and then spent the rest of his career trying to prove that he could do that too while the rest of the world moved on.

Lesbian looking at Kyle's "magisword" and his "eye"

pitch a minigun array of shitty uninspired pitch

get legacy of being a pedo with 600+ images of cp

i hope you enjoy the history books as being a footnote kyle

that account is a mess

459834 posts crying about mental health

3 pieces of (disgusting, even on a technical level) art

another 409359 posts crying about mental health

teehee i love my meds

We're never getting the asshole vids are we?

Kek.
Fuck no I'd rather watch chechclear than see that disgusting shit.

doremi: the moepedo show

Why do you want to see them

Nah, Daisy's Destruction is more enjoyable than chechclear, you softcore gore tiktok normie

is it just me or has her drawing gotten worse?

I can't imagine any of them flowing in actual episode stories

Why do you want to see them

Same reason people would want to see Chris Chan fuck a blow up doll. I don't think anyone wants to see Kyle's chocolate starfish because they think it would be beautiful. It would just be funny.

Daisy's Destruction

fake
newfag spotted

Anon women have this thing when they're going through a mental episode, their cognitive skills decrease. They aren't as on point anymore and sometimes lose the ability to draw correctly due to shaking.

It's why these artists need to calm the fuck down and not take the internet so seriously. Also they need to stop talking about having a mental breakdown like it's a damn TV show. That shits your business. If they didn't care then what the fuck makes you think they're gonna care now.

Whatever fag it's your life

when they're going through a mental episode

If the "episode" lasts more than year it's no longer an episode. It's just what the show has become.

pedo creator thread

Anon Babble fag feels welcome

color me surprised

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Yep and the longer they prolonge it the worse the shaking gets and eventually their artstyle is unrecognizable. She's slowly getting worse.

Angry Beavers, Catdog and Weasel all had more than just the main duo as a hook

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Show from image was outsourced to Japan so anons argument is invalid and the fact Bruce Timm drew lolis too

I'm sure there's a certain Kirby avatar user here who could possibly explain this. certain someone named after an old game console I assume?

Why is the male pig fat but the woman pig thin?

It was TMS guys. It's animated by artists from there who started a new studio. That's why the animation looks good.

You know why
Sexual dimorphism, males on average are larger than females
Only recently has there been a concerted effort by insane world leaders to reverse this

Even in the What a Cartoon days, like 60% of the shorts were animal buddy cartoons. But those weren't the shorts that generally got greenlit. It was the shorts that stood out or had a strong hook, like the Powerpuff Girls or Courage the Cowardly Dog.

I think Cow and Chicken was the only real exception, entirely because its sense of humor was edgy enough to offset the generic premise.

Should be the opposite.

He makes cute girls. Should have leaned into that more. Too bad they probably took away his computer privileges or else he could have had new life drawing toony smut

thinking that chunker is thin

She's thinner than the ham planet on the left, but she's still chonky.

why does it have to be that way! that is so closed minded and limiting, like IT HAS TO DO THIS WAY OR GO DIE!

He is a fucking pedophile with real, actual CP.

Who cares at this point!

Should be both. Make a good show, I might watch. Make a good show I can jerk off to, I'll be there with bells on.

Most of his pitches were [insert wacky male character here] and [insert somewhat sexy female character here] doing [insert job or hobby here] with absolutely no meat on their bones. The odd couple thing had also been done to death by the 2000's.
Even Magiswords felt extremely directionless and that one actually became a series.
Anyway I want to fuck the girl pig.

the clever confident weasel

dimwitted downtrodden baboon

you should write children's books anon lol

Same with Angry Beavers with the dumb happy character against the smart angry character

Daggett was a fucking retard, what are you talking about.

He just went and churned out a series of pitches that were just clones of each other with a different coat of paint rather than focus on a single, serious idea.

He did take old characters he drew in school like Go-Rama or the Magisword people and put them through the anime filter.

That should be his new grift, scamming money from people by pretending to be a cute girl with fake AI pfps, but they get jumpscared by OF clips of a fat old man's blowhole and then go running to warn everyone that Kyle's on the loose again.

This is insultingly retarded, all his pitches are.

that's probably the only concept of series he knows how to do

He tried to covertly set up clipart selling accounts but spent time stalking his ex-friends with them and getting other people that recognized his style warning that the pedo's trying to be incognito and breaking his parole.

Pedo Boo, what's the matter with you?
You don't act like the other artists do
You wear a disguise over your jumbo size
But you're not an artist, you're a Pedo Boo

No temais que ha llegado el Capitán PEDOFILIA

What other cartoonists would you bet on having asshole pics/vids floating out there? Julia Vickermann definitely has sex tapes. Dana Terrace has some kinky shit out there too I'm willing to bet.

Didn't Katie Rice do something with a paddle? Or was that just an image.

They have no soul. They feel like cheap knock-offs of shows that don't even exist.

How many photos do we have of Katie Rice anyways? She always draws her ass huge but I need to verify that

Sounds hot. But unlikely because she doesn't like to upload pics of herself.