Tell me a story

Tell me a story.

Once upon a time Anon Babble went down and came back up, when it should have stayed gone forever.
The end

”This story is about a dog who acted like an annoying faggot and then got put down.”

In a quiet village nestled between ancient oaks, a curious girl named Lila found a tarnished silver locket buried under a rosebush. It hummed softly, warm to the touch. Each night, it whispered forgotten memories of a traveler who’d loved the village centuries ago. Lila listened, entranced, and began leaving small gifts—wildflowers, polished stones—by the bush. One dawn, the locket glowed, and a gentle breeze carried a faint "thank you." Lila smiled, knowing she’d helped a lost soul rest. She never opened the locket again, but its warmth stayed with her always.

Checkum!

Once upon a time, there was a Hero named Finn who saved all the princesses, and then all the princesses magically hated him despite saving them from a kidnapping rapist, the end!

Ice King wasn’t a rapist and the princesses didn’t hate him

OK, here's a classic story from threads of a bygone age.

SLEEP

”My story is about an ungrateful cunt of a princess who accuses her father of being “abusive” towards her.

One day, the giant faggot OP posted, and Anon Babble was ruined forever
The End.

I once hit a kid over the head with a rock down by the creek and left. When I came back later that night he was still laying there. I left again and don't know what happened after that. The end

There's a small, but not negligible chance there's a justicer or vindicator of some sort reading this thread and deciding to take on the task of tracking you down now

AND THEN DADDY WENT INTO MY ROOM AND TOUCHED ME.

Its called the Ugly Barnacle

That pic reminds me of this pic.

On the fifteenth of October in each year a chariot-race was run on the Field of Mars. Stabbed with a spear, the right-hand horse of the victorious team was then sacrificed to Mars for the purpose of ensuring good crops, and its head was cut off and adorned with a string of loaves. Thereupon the inhabitants of two wards—the Sacred Way and the Subura—contended with each other who should get the head. If the people of the Sacred Way got it, they fastened it to a wall of the king’s house; if the people of the Subura got it, they fastened it to the Mamilian tower. The horse’s tail was cut off and carried to the king’s house with such speed that the blood dripped on the hearth of the house. Further, it appears that the blood of the horse was caught and preserved till the twenty-first of April, when the Vestal Virgins mixed it with the blood of the unborn calves which had been sacrificed six days before. The mixture was then distributed to shepherds, and used by them for fumigating their flocks.
In this ceremony the decoration of the horse’s head

Here's a nice story. Cartoons used to be good. But then they became ugly, low budget, and gay. Like that garbage in the OP. And now we have a whole generation of kids raided on gay cartoons who are unemployable retards because they didn't have quality entertainment to wean on and now have tantrums at the drop of the hat because they don't have any emotional maturity or mental toughness. And then the United States lagged behind the rest of the world because all of its citizens were uneducated manbabies and then were eventually invaded by China. The End.

”Oh please Phoebe, if i had been truly abusive you wouldn’t be so eager to talk back to me.”

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Shut the fuck up you stupid faggot

Before time began, there was the cube....

Perfect example right here

Cope you retarded faggot

I was gonna say "inb4 AdventureTranny", but he's already here lol

Talk shit get hit

Yeah but you like gay cartoons

Troony tune

Keep projecting

It isn’t about you though

you should watch cartoons that aren't gay, then you wouldn't be gay anymore

You are gay

Adventure Time is gay.

Once upon a time my gf was obsessed with Winnie the Pooh because he was a cute character, but had never actually seen a Winnie the Pooh cartoon or read the book
So I showed her Disney's Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree
She was completely uninterested in Pooh after that, and I was left questioning my life decisions
The End

Please, stop projecting

No idea.

She just like me fr fr

Heavily implied he was a rapist, and they hated him quite a bit until they started making him a sympathetic character, despite the kidnappings and implied rape

When the fuck did they did imply that he was a rapist?

this show is so ugly

Shut up tranny