How does this make you feel?
How does this make you feel?
[Wacky over-the-top reaction goes here]
I know it's impossible but I would try to steal that.
So is he supposed to buy batman equipment under Bruce Wayne? What's the issue?
A bunch of years ago a retarded youtuber made a video were he acted like a screeching lunatic over how silly the bat credit card was while being completely oblivious to t he very idea of a prepaid debit.
How does this make you feel?
Old. Batman Forever came out 30 years ago.
Realistically, how do you escape this?
Like these kind of jokes had already run their course in the 80s.
But how would Batman even create a Bat credit card? What bank/credit company is allowing such a thing to even exist? Who is signing off that?
He's a Superhero millionaire who regularly foils bank robberies, odds are after one such outing the bank made an offer and he accepted it.
Batman totally carries cash on him by the way. He'll pay a hooker for her time (for rumors, you perv), maybe bride an informant if he doesn't want to try intimidation
Source
Poor
Wait, are you telling me this is a running gag across media where they say the same thing verbatim?
but then how does he pay it without the money getting traced back to Bruce Wayne?
You'd have to react just as it wrapped around your ankle. At that point it's too late and the only course of action is to make peace with whatever you pray to
It's in Batman's name (yes that's illegal, so's vigilantism) and only makes the purchases, stay with me now; as Batman.
Fuck knows what he writes the Return Address as. "The Batcave, Gotham, NJ or IL*"
*Gotham is NOT New York, fuck off.
Money laundering through companies then takes a massive stack of cash to the bank. The money is written off as a business expense in his Waybe business (like buying paper clips or something)
Never leave the cave without it
Nostalgia Critic and AVGN were an early example of Poe's law in the video format where people genuinely latched on to criticisms that were supposed to be over-the-top reactions to begin with.
James even talked about it at conventions back then, there was always an astonishing amount of people who thought he actually walked around saying "FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK BULLSHIT AAASSS!" and that those were his actual reactions to the games.
It was when Yahtzee and Moviebob came on the scene that things really got stupid and things went downhill because you got people who would grow up on James and Doug and think that they were genuine critics rather than just guys taking the piss out of stuff they found bad.
Ironically, both are considered genuine reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes now and Doug in particular has proven to be a genuinely good film critic in terms of determining what average audience members would like
Gotham in IL
No fucking way. I'd sooner believe that it's in NY. It's east coast for sure. No way Gotham is in the midwest with its proximity to Metropolis
Which bank is it that secures Batman's financal information without compromising his identity?
Doug in particular has proven to be a genuinely good film critic in terms of determining what average audience members would like
You mean the same guy that couldn't grasp the appeal of Shrek or even the aesthetics of Hercules?
in particular has proven to be a genuinely good film critic in terms of determining what average audience members would like
Then explain his own shows and movies being horrible
What exthactly ith tho implauthible about a bat credit card?
What exact was so erotic about muppet rape?
There's several things Doug gushes over. It's Batman and the WB shows of the 90's. Disney animated movies, The Simpsons with how he references it and those emotional endings of some episodes by writing his passionate points in a vaguely similar way, and Jim Carrey who he has created the Critic character from. He added all the swearing but he basically just copies the exaggerated expressions and cartoon zaniness from him. Am I wrong?
It's very obviously a joke so I don't know why Doug thought it was such a good jab to make fun of something already absurd.
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS?
Always gets a laugh out of me.
probably the rape or the muppet bit if I had to guess
tell the helicopter guys to hover above the tower so you fall on the roof top safely
I was a kid when I first watched these movies, so I didn't over analyze these things and just enjoyed stuff.
Batman can't over his tracks if he pays with his own credit card.
Its cool. Its like Adam West shark repelant.
A
BAT
CREDIT CARD???!?!?!?!?
AHHHH!!!!!
Muppets are hot.
Batman and Robin making a very public appearance on a stage in front of a large audience is the more fundamental problem with that scene rather than the silly credit card gag.