Sad day for robofuckers

Sorry guys, she’s just not interested. Murdere drones aren’t attracted to human men. They prefer more nonbiological boyfriends. I heard from the grape vine that Chuck E Cheese is dating one

What about the worker drones? Especially a certain drone.

Same with worker drones.
Emily? The whole thing about her having a human fetish was just a nasty rumor.
In truth, drones are repulsed by the way normal humans look.

And this is the segment where you invite everyone to convert and become Worker Drones, huh? You FILTHY FUCKING SOLVER CULTIST I KNOW THAT IS YOU

No, Im not involed with such silly superstitions.
You dont even have to be a worked drone OR a murder drone. You just have to be mechanical.
I mean, Chuck e cheese of all people is dating a dissasembly drone. Chuck E fucking cheese!

slippery fucking slope

slippery fucking slope

But enough about V's chest...

Are there any other 3-way ships in fiction that are believable as these 3 dorks?
The only one that I can think of is Asta, Mimosa, and Noelle from Black Clover.

Saved the N get from the last thread. Never forget he is the best drone!

three way ship

the coward's way out

If it's cowardly then why don't any shows cannonize them?

why is the only md thread up about ntr humiliation, I should beat your asses

Murdere drones aren’t attracted to human men

Murdere drones aren’t attracted to human men.

Shut the fuck up

Idk man, they were eager to put human meat in their mouths like crazy in the flashback.

Imagine Emily giggling disturbingly while putting her hand between your legs and handling your crotch.

Look man, I know they’re really sexy and all.
But you have to understand, drones prefer fellow robots in terms of relationships.
Yesterday, atlas 2 got married to a worker drone by the name of alice.

Yeah, I was there too!
Really nice, albeit really hectic. Girl was CRAZY in love with him. Who could blame her?
Also she insisted the wedding to be themed after human centipede. I don’t know why.

I dont want a relationship with them, that's stupid
I just need the slutdrones to suck me off every now and then

Inshallah the Abominable intelligene's treachery shall not be forgotten nor forgiven

I don't care about the monsters that tried to kill me and exterminate my species.

I want to give all of myself to the one who was willing to give her life for mankind.

I want to bully worker drones V

Perfect job for Lizzy

The office is one of Js' natural habitats

Every good office has a J, according to J

The office you're working at has one

Everyone is her bicycle

She walks around with a smug look, inspecting everyone as if the workforce is her cattle

Every few minutes an employee's chair will turn around against his will

"Mandatory morale break" J announces as she undoes the man's zipper before slipping a condom on and straddling him

Js love their JCJenson brand panties and so does she. She's just not wearing them because she doesn't want to tear or stain them

J then has sex with the man while pushing his face against her cleavage

The other employees are adviced to wait their turn instead of stopping their work, or else she will yell at them while having sex

And if the sex-haver takes too long to cum, J will yell at him too

While riding him

She has a finish-what-you-started mentality, see

Upon finishing, J will unmount, remove the condom, wipe the employee down, pull his pants back up and leave him as she found him

She will then toss the used condom to the trash and walk away

Oooor

If she really likes you then she will take it with her to the drone break room where she will turn it inside out on her middle finger and lick it clean

Marrying doll

What would J do with a mini-Tessa?

I love Cyn.

Sell her to me.

J would put mini-Tessa in her breast pocket, so that the heat from her disassembly drone body would warm mini-Tessa.

What would Tessa do with Mini-DDs?

B-B-but….

Uzi's boobies

So…like Cyn?

Anon, why is she naked?

since she has basically become a god, Uzi decides to try and look the part

begins donning a flowing badass cape that looks sick in the dark

until you shine your flashlight and it’s just a bedsheet she wrapped around herself

whenever she’s called to clean up a misdemeanor she acts like an over the top parody of 90s anti heroes and Christian bale’s batman

everytime she tries to act scary and intimidating N shows up to reassure everyone that it’s all gonna be ok and no one is gonna die

kek

Look, I'm okay with the eldritch void-god powered vampire genocide bots not actually being attracted to human men.

Clearly, they were intended by the Solver to draw vulnerable prey out with their bodacious bodies. And I can accept that.
Plus, Worker Drones are easy. They're desperate for attention.

Man the 90s rocked. How did we go from saying faggot on TV to getting disciplined and reeducated at work for calling a man in a wig a man.

The Jews…

That reminds me, what would murder drones be like if Liam was more of a 90s kid?

Who's ready for more merch?

I AM
MY WALLET IS SO DAMN READY
But my home space no... Eh I can cram more plushies