DEATH BATTLE!
DEATH BATTLE!
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
This match up makes no sense. The Looney Tunes team should be either Sylvester and Tweety or Sylvester and Speedy Gonzalez.
It's a 1v1, Wile vs Tom
Sylvester just gets his fucking ass kicked.
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOSSSSSSSSSSSS
SHE-moan the CVCK!
Immediate KyleJEET melty
The results are in, Kratos won last thread.
Filler episode
A toast to my cape sisters
Reminder if your setting is a:
paper level
subreality fodder
subfictional fraud
matrix simulation tier
below fictional level jobber
seen as fiction within its own fictional verse
Then your entire cosmology effortlessly loses to wall level Kratos with zero wank. You cannot recover from this.
I’m starting to wish Kyle had won, if only because it would shut these Indian samefags up.
But knowing these threads, they’d have probably been replaced by some other equally annoying faggots.
Like Kratosposters…
Kyle jobbing is the best outcome because now they have no choice but to impotently seethe forever.
BOO
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
That's the problem, if Kyle had won they'd give up a week or so, now they're going to keep going as long as these threads do (which is probably when Hulkzilla starts)
Simon would still be a cuck and your bitch meltdowns would probably be even funnier. Nothing would change. And you're the only faggot posting Kyle in at least five (5) threads kek
DCeethe
*Mindbreaks the thread*
Why aren't we discussing Wile vs Tom
oops wrong pic
/cuck/i
/cucky/i
/bvll/i
/cvck/i
/prepper/i
there. done.
Simon when the function has BIG BROS
Simoncucks need the melty space for some reason lol
DCeethe
Indians have invaded
DAMN IT how the ACTUAL FUCK does KRATOS have more FEATS in the REAL WORLD of his VERSE than me? All my feats are done on a fictional sheet of paper INSIDE FICTION and are as valid as Neo's inside a MATRIX SIMULATION...
ALL OF INDIA VS. KITBOGA
WHO WINS
Kratos.
INDIA
Bring us the powerpuff girls
ENTERRRRRRRRR
FUARK
DOODLEBOB TIER
me after I gaped someone that canonically exists in a higher reality and views all of DC as fiction
It’s a joke match. There’s nothing to really discuss because the whole thing is going to come down to either a draw with Jerry and Roadrunner winning or something. There’s no way to determine what Lunacy Logic Death Battle’s gonna use to pick the winner, and nobody really cares who wins either way so long as the episode is funny.
So all that’s really left is to shitpost or talk about future MUs. And unfortunately for the threads, Indians are experts at shitting everywhere EXCEPT an actual toilet.
KEKAROO!
Touhoumind
Where does Bayverse Devastator scale?
I've got this, Simon. Leave these loudmouths to me.
There's plenty of things to discuss. Tom has cool feats, Wile has cool feats, both may have ways around each other's immortality. Plebbit is having fun by making it so both are responsible for war crimes.
Anon Babble is both just too bitter and the cuckposter is too dedicated at shitting up the threads because he has nothing else to do
2-B and ABOVE destroy THIS?!
Kitboga my HERO
Mountain Dew transformer level
It doesn’t help that it’s probably going to end in a Tom win whether it’s because of Xianxia scaling or Wile killing himself by accident.
the DESTROYER of INDIA...
Halfags shat up Ben 10 threads for years after Hal v Ben
Kratosfags are still in these threads months later and even after Spawn mogged Kratos in views and quality
Salty Kylefag JEETS are most certainly going to stick around
Fucking kill me,
Superman casually solos all anime verse, btw. Yes, this includes Semen the nigger from Tuk Tuk Gay Lagoon (TTGL) verse.
Is your HERO brave enough to venture down 087 without their powers?!
Kyle's verse is weaker and slower than a dog
Kylebros...
So they all solo Kratos' cosmology? Great!
Superman
You mean that guy who got raped by Russians?
touhou reaches 1-C at least, they are downplayed on vsbw
Superman cas-...*DING* AIIIEEEEEEEEEEAIIEEEEAAIIIEEEEEAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE AY CHORIZO
Uhhh Tombros...care to explain?
KEKYPOW!
Indians FEAR him
So when Hulkzilla begins, will we see more Nikoposting from them?
Dogs
Russians
Bueno Excellente
The real trinity.
plus4chan is always an option since it's slower
K,b,c
Gay porn spam
Favorite character?
no the implication was is that when the hulkzilla waiting period starts thread quality drops so low we get autodeleted kek
superCHAD
? son goku 13055
? superman 5125
? all fours 186575
? anal 934636
? bent over 213595
? defeated 64681
? domination 78436
? femboy 304303
? gay 579784
? loving it 8343
? negged 1
? sissy 24167
? submissive male 67232
Anon, why are you posting links to gay porn of Goku? Are you some kind of homosexual?
Godzilla will lose!!! Mark my fucking words kaijufags!!!
guhhhhhhhhh......
List of TRUE omnipotents:
BEYONDOMNIPOTENCEtos
List of FRAUDS that falsely claim to be omnipotent:
Yog Sothoth (Lovecraft Mythos)
Every wanked SCP
Gan (The Dark Tower)
TOAA (Marvel)
The Presence (DC)
Yog Sothoth (Lovecraft Mythos)
Every wanked SCP
Amaranth (TES)
Gan (The Dark Tower)
Arceus (Pokemon)
The Axiom (SMT)
Downstreamers (Baxterverse)
Emperor Beyond the Sea (Narnia)
Eru Illuvatar (LOTR)
Every other fictional character that's hyped up to be "omnipotent"
How is the Nikocuck gonna cope if several years of spam amounts to nothing and Hulk loses again?
Yoko, did you do this?
joke match
posts Luffy instead
okay man
Death Battle
He just revives
0 - 3
k, b, c
Yoko you gotta stop with the fantasies they’re unhealthy!
This kills every powerscaler
Spawn victim hyping himself up
Bruce Almighty one shots everyone in that list and negs their verses btw
has the sword that can kill him on his person
He'll probably spam the Niko's coinslot, and so will his followers.
Kektos
doesn't realize he's talking to a jeet
All indians are gays or cucks thobeit
*kills Goku by lightly pressing its right foot onto Goku's 5'9 fragile body*
FFFUUUAAARK, MY TIER 0 BOUNDLESS WALL LEVEL KINGPHANT DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO USE MORE THAN 2% OF ITS ACTUAL STRENGTH TO KILL GOKU.
INFINITESPEEDtos
...except for KINGtos!
Bears > Dogs
TIME IS A CRUEL PRISON!
Fuck man why is nu GOW so fucking boring. Remember reaching the last Baldr fight and being surprised because the game kind of felt like it just randomly ended halfway through.
Did Ragnarok at least try to fix it somewhat or was it still fucking boring?
Why is Kratos so pathetic compared to his old Greek self, this is embarrassing to watch.
Better speed feat than Asura btw
....because he gets GAPED and killed!
Kyle
Universal mirror
PFFFFFFTTTTTTTT
W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, KRATOS-SAN?! YOU'RE SAYING THAT MY BIG BRO KEKING ME FROM THE BUSHES ISN'T ACTUALLY REAL, AND IS JUST A STATEMENT BECAUSE MY ENTIRE REALITY IS JUST FICTION?! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THERE'S A SIMON WHO'S ONTOLOGICALLY HIGHER THAN ME, AND THAT HE LITERALLY WROTE IN KAMINA ANIKI FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF TAKING YOKO FROM ME IN ORDER TO SAVE HIS OWN FICTION REALITY? DID YOU JUST SAY THAT BECAUSE MY FICTIONAL REALITY IS JUST SOME MANGAKA'S INTERPRETATION OF WHAT MY REALITY ACTUALLY IS, THAT I AM NOT, IN FACT, A MASSIVE KEKHOLD AND CAN JUST SAY THAT YOKO-CHAN HAVING HOT LIP SEX WITH BIG BRO KAMINA IS A STATEMENT AND NOT VALID, SAVING MY DIGNITY?! LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... I CAN SIMPLY CHOOSE TO NOT BELIEVE THAT BIG BRO KAMINA-ANIKI TOOK YOKO'S HOT 14 YEAR OLD BODY AND JUST SAY THAT I'M AN ULTRA GIGA-CHAD WHO IS MARRIED TO BOTH YOKO AND NIA AT THE SAME TIME AND IT WOULD BE EQUALLY AS VALID?? WELL YABBA DABBA DON'T MIND IF I DO! I WON'T LET STREET SHITTING INDIANS CALL ME A KEKHOLD, AND NEITHER WILL YOU KRATOS-SAMA!!
DC jobbing to everyone AGAIN
KWAB
I ask this completely seriously, as someone who's never played GoW.
Does Kratos even have a single speed feat? Like, a moment where he moves faster than the average person, or ORA rushes someone? Or is it entirely just 'he fought Helios and someone said Helios can move really fast?'
BOUNDLESS BEASTS
Kyle lost. All your spam failed to secure kyle's victory. I am sorry.
...'s child's first steps.
The Greek games generally made him pretty agile and definitely superhumanly fast, but like MCU Captain America fast, not Spider-Man or something. The Boots of Hermes also made him move fast enough to run on walls and stuff.
Norsetos is just really lumbering and slow, like the rest of his games.
As far as I'm aware he never consistently goes FTE
How long until the cuckposter ruins this thread too?
Simonbros what is this???
You mean to tell me there is an ENTIRE official DOUJIN your series made
Where Simon SITS IN THE BUSHES and watches SOBBING IN AGONY while his BVLL KAMINA cucks him and FUCKS YOKO while Simon can only CRY and WATCH and MASTURBATE HIMSELF so Kamina doesn’t beat him up?
And then once his greasy disgusting BVLL Kamina is FINISHED using and abusing the LOVE OF SIMON’S LIFE like a disgusting cumdumpster, he DIES HEROICALLY SAVING SIMON’S ASS while Simon is renderes powerless by his CANON CUCCK FANTASIES IN EPISODE 8,
and Yoko is so IN LOVE WITH HIS BVLL KAMINA-SAMA that she chooses to become a cumdump to a bunch of BLACK FAT UGLY BASTARDS hoping they can fuck her like KAMINA-SAMA, and she never ever lets cucky simon hit, he STILL has to WATCH like a cuck?
And you’re telling me this literal thing that exists can be found with digits 52406???
KEKYPOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
give it 10 minutes
He’s already ruining it.
got mindbroken into spamming gay porn
KWAB
Just like his hero Superman the rape victim!
youtu.be
WORSHIP THE LOUDMOUTH, LOSE THE ORIGINAL
CRY! CRY! SIMP FOR KAMINA!
SUCK UP THE CRINGEFEST, LICK THE UNCRITICAL
CRY! CRY! SIMP FOR KAMINA!
POWER TO THE DUDES, POWERLESS IN SCENES
SHRIVELING CREEPS STAMMERING, ONIONS IN THEIR JEANS
HE BE THE MOST INFLATED BRO-GOD IN ALL THE LAND
WATCH THE FANBOYS JUST EAT THAT SAND
HIDING IN THE BUSH TO WATCH HER KISS
"IT'S NOT MY CONCERN!" HE WHIMPERS THROUGH THE MIST
YA SHORT AND DEPRESSED, NO GIRL IMPRESSED
WORSHIP THE LOUDMOUTH, YOU KNOW THE REST
'CAUSE HE LOST HIS BALLS, JUST A BETA IN CHAINS
IF YOU WANNA STAY SAD, JUST PRAISE THROUGH PAIN
WOW! FANBOYS WANNA DEFEND THIS FRAUD
SORRY, MY ROAST GONNA MAKE ‘EM NOD, BRO
I’M SO SORRY FOR THE BLINDING TRUTH
WE GONNA, BURN DOWN YOUR SHOUNEN YOUTH
GET READY TO FACE IT, TIME TO DECLINE, UH HUH
IF YOU STILL STAN, THAT'S A SIGN
TOUGH LUCK, SIMONS!
OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU EVER FUCKING TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE THAN YOUR SHITTY NTR FETISH YOU BROWN SCAMMING FAGGOT
Thinking Simon ever cared about Yoko that way ever since he met Nia
No he doesn’t. desuarchive.org
Death Battle threads are now just Anon's barely disgusted fetish threads
Kamina gets asskissed by everyone, everyone makes him the leader for no reason even though Yoko and the Tranny and literally everyone has experience fighting on the surface and he has zero, all the boys suck his dick at all times and only exist to tell him how great he is, all the girls also worship him and want him carnally including Nia despite him being a perverted narcissistic douchebag bully
Kamina is the leader of everyone and everyone does what he commands
Kamina is the object of every woman's affections and they all want him
Nia also worships him and wants him when she never even met him, but everyone on the team makes her worship him and quote him anyway
Simon is only ever of worth to her or attractive to her when he’s doing a Kamina roleplay and even wearing Kamina’s clothes
Literal years after he died, despite only knowing him a couple days, Yoko still mourns for him and her every single line is saying how Kamina-Sama is the best
meanwhile all the girls around cucky Simon:
And Kratos too...
I'm bored
you have a fetish
Just irl, I too am a Big Bro Bully Bull to at least 50 different simoncucks, who all worship me while I beat their asses and fuck the Yokos and Nias of the world in front of them.
Yes I am a Kratos SCHOLAR. How could you tell?
Mentally ill /dbs/ spammer false flagging and posting AI generated porn to create flamewars
Just like the good old days.
You people need Jesus.
Bearchad gapes Kratos who fucks Simon's love interests
HOLY FUARK
drains Simon of all his willpower
mindtricks Team Dai-Gurren into thinking he’s Kamina
gets to breed Yoko’s underaged yussy hourly
THIS child is the “boundless beast that solos fiction and DC”? KEKAROO!
Luke's wife is a BBC victim btw
Really fascinating how the resident death battle threads has essentially become the containment zone for all of Anon Babble‘s shitposters
Times Bearchad has been rebooted - 0
Number of media where Bearchad isn't the main villain for shock value - all of them
Number of fags in all of bearkind = 0
Number of successful circus acts - countless
Bear written by Marian Engel won a literary award
Times Bearchad has busted into someone's house and violated their privacy rights to stop someone from abusing their dumb wife that won't report her husband to the police, and the mere act of busting into their home like that will guarantee that the man gets away scot free from the law with a decent attorney - 0
Times Bearchad has had to police the entire planet to fulfill some misguided hero complex and abuse his superhuman strength upon normal humans with no regard for the law instead of worrying about his own damn business and the safety of their close loved ones like a normal bear would - 0
Number of Powerups and Equipment Bearchad has obtained by being heroic and either helping those in need or bashing them out of gods like an absolute badass instead of just flying into the sun or getting some boost from a corny speech like a mary sue - too many to count
Times Bearchad cancelled due to leftist propaganda = 0
Times Bearchad got buttfucked in jail by dogs, russians or other bears = 0
Number of successful hunts Bearchad has = too many to count
Number of faggot sons Bearchad has = 0
Times Bearchad has been a fucking commie = 0
Times Bearchad planned a retarded invasion of Apokalipse, and brought his martian detective friend whose major weakness is fire into a hell planet = 0
Times Bearchad has had to rely on statements to beat someone clearly stronger than him = 0
Bearchad is thre result of a successful evolutionary lineage dating back millions of years
Nobody will even remember Kratoswank millions of years from now
Times Bearchad had to be made black to appeal to left wing millenials = there were already black bears before the idea of pandering to retards existed
Weaker Kyle talking about doing anything
KEK
Yoko is constantly making the shots first
Kittan butt's heads with him a lot
Nia's only thing with Kamina is wondering what he was like since he was a beloved figure
Kamina never bullies anyone ever
Yoko doesn't even speak about him in the second half (and it was weeks at least, not days)
Simon didn't dress or act like Kamina whatsoever
You? WORSHIP Kamina.
Was it always like this
Gets drilled into oblivion before FRAUDwalker can use any hax
ANTI-SPIRAL DID IT
ANTI-SPIRAL DID IT
Kind of, but as you can see, it’s gotten a lot worse these days
Should have rewritten all of that list to apply to Kratos and not just Superfag.
… and Kyle’s wife just before fridging her.
kylebro consumes blacked porn
I can smell your curry body odor through the monitor.
Sorry I'm late to the thread, was busy celebrating Pride.
Favorite character?
AAAIIIEEEE BEAR-SAMA PLEASE DON'T GAPE MEEEEEEEEE AGAIN
DCbros...
Who did this to him bros?
One of his sled dogs just soloed Kyle's verse by accident and got blood all over him.
Shovel Knight.
The bear got tired of his insolence and gaped him again.
Cucky Simon
Kyle Rayner obviously!
All homophobes shall fall to the God of Thunder.
Asura chasing after a Gohma gorilla is faster than anything Kratos done in the nu-GOW games btw.
youtube.com
that's all you ever fucking talk about
KINGtos
CANON
KINGTOS
Kratosbros…
I fuck trannies like my hero cucky simon
Bejita
KEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKYKEKY
Holy YUM my favorite fetish!
Pakistan lost.
… the jobbing to India.
Kylejeet's verse is so pathetically weak he has to hide behind wall levelers
Embarrassing.
Reddit:The Dork Ages
leave
u/theforbiddenroze
u/superlughsamildanach
u/yogirigayhere
u/DoctorSugma
anyone else?
dog level has to hide behind wall level
Yep.
148869905
subfictional dog tier babble
Kamina, after many attempts at impregnation with your HIV+ seed from Yoko and Nia's cunts I'm finally pregnant with my very own wholesome SPIRAL baby
Wait, something's wrong. I feel like I'm about to give birth, but how can that be? You just pozzed my bussy yesternight?
Holy shit Kamina there is no mistake the spiral baby is coming out. Your spiral child is coming out of my prolapsed asshole, Kamina you're going to be a father
BRAAAAAAAAAAP
KAMINA IT'S HERE. HE'S COMING OUT OF ME. IT'S PROLAPSING MY RECTUM. COME ON LITTLE KAMINA JR I'LL NEED YOU TO FUCK YOKO AND NIA NEXT
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
KAMINA I CAN SEE HIS HEAD, I CAN SEE HIS LITTLE ROUND DEFORMED FOREHEAD AND HIS BLUE WAVY HAIR. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS BVLL LIPS
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFTTTTTT
HOLY SHIT KAMINA IT'S OUT!! OUR SON IS OUT, THE KYLECHUDS SAID THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN. BUT KAMINA WHY ISN'T HE CRYING?? WHY ISN'T HE CRYING TYRONE??? WHY ISN'T YOKO AND NIA'S LITTLE FAGGOT CUNT CRYING AND KICKING AND SCREAMING??? IS IT STILLBORN OR DID MY INFERIOR GENES MAKE IT DOCILE AND COMPLIANT??? KAMINA PLEASE DO SOMETHING BECAUSE I'M A KEKY LOSER WHO CAN ONLY WATCH FROM THE BUSHES
blows air inside the turd and inflates it
KAMINA HELP ME OUR BABY IS DEAD HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BREED YOKO AND NIA WITH HIS BKC
kylejeet melty
simonjeet melty
kratosjeet melty
Kylejeet meltdown
asurajeet melty
Gokujeet melty
who?
Kyleledditors
ladies ladies calm down you're both Indian
Jeetjeet melty
all various friends who have been caught coming here from reddit to share their wisdom. no need to be shy and hide behind anonymity guys, we don't bite here :P
Threadwide [insert character here]jeet melty
Talk about low-effort posts, no merit or discussion. I’m outta here!
ARES,SEND THESES THREADS TO Anon Babble AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
dog level has to hide behind bear level
KWAB
REDDITbob fled
CHADow WON
QUICK GUYS THEY REVEALED THE REDDIT ACCOUNTS!!! JANNIES!!! JANNIES DELETE THE THREAD BEFORE THEY CHECK OUT OUR REDDIT BIOS!!!! NNNOOOOOO
...the getting cucked like cucky simon contest.
Asura after he sneezed in his face.
has to bring up his ntr fetish into every conversation
Mental illness.
… the had to watch his GF get murdered like Kyle the cuck contest.
The fastest you ever see him go on screen is with the wings of Icarus, with the support of vents in GOW 3. Aside from that, he has average to above-average travel speed without gear like Hermes’ boots. His reaction and combat speed is pretty good but nothing crazy to write home about, GOW is a pretty grounded series all things considered. Normally, Kratos’s feats focus more on his strength than speed.
kylebros and simonbros need to kill themselves
my favorite part is when he says he hates both simon and kyle but only ever spams elaborate huge cuckpastas and sexual fantasies about 14 year old little boys jerking off about simon and gets really really mad whenever anyone criticizes kyle or DC
DCtards we've been exposed...
simonkek schizo fantasies
Superman doesn't solve contemporary issues because most of his stories do not presume to tackle this subject, being lighthearted scifi written for kids.
Later stories that do presume to tackle this, present a nuanced intelligent thought experiment as this subject deserves. For example Superman: Peace on Earth which counters that though Superman can provide food he cannot counter nations that will not accept american intervention for reasons of national security and longstanding bloodfeuds, without being forced to go to war for one side of humanity and destroying the other.
Alternate stories such as Superman Red Son demonstrate what we all know in fact: Superman COULD solve these issues, but in doing so he would betray his ideals by resorting to a stalinesque police state where all those who disobey must be put down.
Meta stories such as Miracleman, demonstrate that although a Superman could fix scarcity, provide power and build centuries-long infrastructure in milliseconds, this would betray the very nature of comicbook heroism. Turning something fun and innocent and happy into something grotesque and adult and depressing. A genre in which superheroes just don't belong and shouldn't be forced into.
Simon doesn't fix contemporary issues because his midwit author wanted a hackneyed excuse for the audience selfinsert to look like a "wise" and "deep" homeless buddha after an entire series of being a hedonistic shallow screaming manbaby.
Any more questions?
He wrote this wall of text in response to Superman being criticized
But our plan was so foolproof...
No lies detected.
to be absolutely fair I could how see someone who's mentally ill enough to spam his extremely thorough and well thought out cuck fantasies all day every single day on a Mongolian basket weaving forum, would paradoxically think he hates DC while ardently defending it to the death
AAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK MY EARS
Kratos would've tanked that.
The first results for “cucky” in Death Battle threads before the wall of Simon cuck spam was entirely directed at Marvel and Dragon Ball characters btw
We're too braindead to even falseflag property...
These guys? Fodder to Pop Team Epic.
DCbros are so retarded they didn’t make so much as a single post about themselves to try and throw suspicions off but made literal pages of cuck spam about all their enemies
Is your hero a cuck? A blacked nintendo-switch-playing cuckold whose wife or girlfriend and even mother has sex with other men?
Then KINGtos beats the shit out of them in a fight, zero-diff. Be like Kingtos, Say NO to the degredation of masculinity.
degredation
Name the most braindead take you've heard from the show. Preferably recent seasons
Comicbros where the FUCK are our comic sales!?
Kratos is FTL because he reacted to Helios’s light after it already hit him in the face.
The entirety of Krasura
I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.
Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.
If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.
I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
No lies detected
just because we haven’t seen Kratos dodge universe-crossing planet vaporizing lasers, doesn’t mean he couldn’t (they said this even though he has no way to fly or even leave the planet)
Asura... We must be.....better men. More empathetic, docile role models whom young men can look up to and learn positive masculinity from. When strong independent women, BIPOC, gender diverse children and neurodivergent folk speak, we must sit down, listen and learn how to give them a voice and empower them. We will not go back. Don't you want a bright, inclusive and diverse future for Mithra?
Can they stop making all the texture swapped cape matches already and make something actually cool like a martial arts battle
”The Phoenix Force and Jean Grey couldn’t survive Raven destroying their soul”
Raven > Trigon > Pre-Crisis Superman = Parallax
Claiming that Raven could somehow escape the White Hot Room even though the Pre-retcon Beyonder and Loki as the God of Stories held no power in that realm
Putting out an out-of-context panel of the Tiger God “overpowering” the Phoenix when it was only used as a distraction for the Defenders to flee from it
Really, everything about that Death Battle was garbage lmao
There’s not many popular capeshit matches left for DB to do.
They'll just reuse the same characters
Welcome back Batman.
>Raven > Trigon > Pre-Crisis Superman = Parallax
Yeah and then 8 months later they proceeded to contradict themselves by having Black Adam, who normally is Superman level and a guy that Raven has trouble fighting against, lose to fucking Apocalypse because of one page where Archangel just… spooks the Phoenix Force. You could not construct a more mentally retarded argument or reasoning behind all that even if you tried.
Kratos… I understand. You are a much better man than I am. Your respect for your wife and what (who) she did in the past being none of your business truly moved me. Unfortunately, I can never match up to you because I never killed my wife and child so I can’t learn to be a better man. I will make sure Mithra attends those feminism classes you recommended her. I will also meet that anger management therapist you recommended me. I am truly a monster for killing those gods who harvested 7 trillion human souls. I should’ve killed innocent people in the name of Deus so I can be like you.
Soon....
universe level chosen undead
multi-nuclear level dimitri
getting gojo and makima's abilities and characterization so hilariously wrong that i'm not sure they've actually read through either series beyond reddit RTs
Krasura, Omnidock and Phoenix vs Raven are all low hanging fruit
...is the time for Thor's daily estrogen intake.
Brave enough? Anon OUR HEROES will DOMINANT the fraud SCP 86
KEKposters... We are literally saars...
In only one week since Simon vs Kyle these threads became even worse
We're not gonna survive Hulk vs Godzilla are we
I know this is a pasta but
Simon doesn't fix contemporary issues because his midwit author wanted a hackneyed excuse for the audience selfinsert to look like a "wise" and "deep" homeless buddha after an entire series of being a hedonistic shallow screaming manbaby.
Superkek doesn't do a lot of that either and Simon is never a hedonist. Superman did not liberate village's from tyranny or help dig up water sources for thirsty populations. Simon has never showed signs of being a hedonist while Superman is only known for beating up two bit villains.
For example Superman: Peace on Earth which counters that though Superman can provide food he cannot counter nations that will not accept american intervention for reasons of national security and longstanding bloodfeuds, without being forced to go to war for one side of humanity and destroying the other.
Words that describe a status quo enforcing coward.
Anon that all of Anon Babble threads
Their entire reasonings behind Hulk losing to Doomsday and Broly. Do those count?
Why is it never MY poorly disguised fetish then?
Superman did not liberate village's from tyranny or help dig up water sources for thirsty populations.
What’s really funny about this post is that Superman has actually done that already lol
KILLING ENSLAVING
TWO SIDES OF
THE SAME THING
IT'S ALWAYS
THE SAME THING
THAT BRINGS ME BACK
That’s easy actually anon. Just use characters on a death battle (winner or loser) then copy the most blatant fetishized comments imaginable on a post and just saying it as a take down on their heroes and their fandom.
That’s it ,profit. if you want to continue with more posts with some anon with barely disguise fetishes about your own personal heroes. The more, the better
You're right. I need to be the change I want to see in the world.
So, uh, amputee Samus Aran, huh? What's up with that? She could beat Master Queef with one hand.
BRING ME INDIA!!!
nations that will not accept american intervention
?? I thought Superman's identity was secret? He can just pretend to be Iranian.
SHITku gets nodiffed by just one of Reimu’s feet.
No, Kratos, you can't handle Ganesh! He has the strength of an elephant, which means that he scales above Goku!
No, it’s more like this:
Samus Aran with, no leg, no hands, arms and only has amputees without her armor suit and power weapons that make her vulnerable…
Still absolutely beat the shit out of the master chief who can’t even do the most basic attack by Samus without the help of Contra and his “MUH SUPER SOLDIER” bullshit
This is someone hero and Xbox mascot btw
That’s how you do it, anon
Should SHITos be fed to Odinson or Hulk?
This episode is sponsored by ACME
*Coyote loses*
The whole episode felt like a shitpost disguised as something “serious”. They expect you to believe that Kratos, a guy who needs dog sleds to travel, is faster than Asura, a guy who can travel at MFTL+ speed across the universe and dodge beams much faster than that.
The entirety of Norse GoW is about how Kratos needs to slowly walk to a place on the horizon.
But he doesn't just run there instantly because he wants to spend some time with his son.
Truly, he's the better father.
Truly, he's the better father
Well, he at least improved from the father he was before Atreus.
All the bullshit calcs in Diocard.I can buy Alucard losing since all he has going is just being able to tank shit and regenerate, but i can't accept FTL DIO or the mind control argument against schrodinger
Kratos’s face when Asura says he’s going to go spend time with his still living daughter (Kratos’s daughter is covering his skin and Kratos’s son is a ginormous faggot)
DCsaars we gotta post our pics of tiny dicks some more...
As a Simonbro I am a 40 year old cucky lil bro/manservant to MANY bulls, and I can testify that the vast majority of them are Kratos Scholars, Kaminabros and Kyle CHADS
DCsaars we gotta post our pics of tiny dicks some more...
I can confirm that my dick is smaller than my virtual cosmology. Kylebro btw
They should've added an ending where Kratos jobs to shovel knight and Asura dies from laughter.
K,b,c.
K, b, c.
Their views have been steadily declining because its becoming more and more obvious with each episode that they aren't pop culture experts as they claim. They're not even particularly knowledgeable. Anons itt do their job better.
Kyle is such a jobber even his episode jobbed in views
KEKYPOW
Give him a good match that isn’t a DC character
SLAUGHTERS Superman
PUMMELS Popeye
SHREDS Sonic
KILLS Kratos
GORES Goku
CURBSTOMPS Kirby
DESTROYS Doomslayer
MANHANDLES Mickey Mouse
Breeds Reimu
SCOURGES Sephiroth
LAYS WASTE to Link
OBLITERATES Omni-man
FASTER than Flash
HUMILIATES Hulk
TORTURES Thor
BRUTALIZES Baxter's verses
SAVAGES Simon
Super GODrio bros... what did we do to deserve such a HERO???
two godzilla victims
Post Godzilla defeating Thor.
MAMMA MIA
When will they do Aloy to fulfill their Sony movie game quota?
Right after they remake the last of us 1 and 2 again
makes Kratos real so he can solo fiction
What TLoU MU would work best?
Pulls Frieren by her hair
"come now, you mustn't stop trying..."
Frieren actually having to struggle and emote during a battle for once would be nice. Seeing her steamroll everything with a blank face has gotten old.
HBOCjo
No even close. For example, the AI avatar poster isn't here, nor is Augie/Birchy and peridot fag has yet to visit
He can sap his willpower
ANTI-SPIRAL DID IT
Just take away spiral power
ANTI-SPIRAL DID IT
Attack him across time
ANTI-SPIRAL DID IT
GER and Kyle would have won if their powers didn't have LIMITS
Daily reminder that Mario is not universal, Bowser did not survive the universe imploding, and he is only multi-continental.
Now this is a good match up
*Pull Fri-*
"What? What's this barrie-"
*Gets instantly obliterated by a mana hit*
Rewatching some of earlier Gurren Lagann has given me greater appreciation of Kamina's character. He gave off the aura of the gigachad who you can rely on, which he is but he was NOT without weakness. Even his will could waver and he depended a lot more on Simon than a lot of people remember.
Simon pretty much does all the heavy lifting in episode 1 with Kamina mostly giving emotional and moral support. Before this he also comforted Simon amidst an earthquake which Simon has a heavy trauma for as one got his parents killed.
Any time Kamina is fighting on his own he is in dire need of Simon's help such as against Viral who was pounding Kamina's shit in
Was constantly butting heads with the village chief who called his father and him a liar about the surface world.
Speaking of his dad, Kamina actually stepped back as a kid and was too scared to join his father back then
When he realized the skeleton on the surface was his father's he screamed out for him and was crying his eyes out as his dad represented his hopes since childhood
Despite Simon's emotional weakness and lack of self esteem he never stopped believing in him. He outright refused Yoko's request to let her pilot Lagann instead and chalked it up to something outside logic. He didn't want anyone else by his side if Simon wasn't there, even during a hunting trip (in which Simon actually saved him from Viral so it was a good decision in the end)
He's an idealistic dreamer who is pigheaded and stubborn in the best way possible but he wouldn't have gotten anywhere without Simon in the first place. Even as Simon got him killed when his will wavered he still didn't lose faith in him for an instant nor did he blame him for anything.
The world needs more Kaminas. Fuck people who only stick by their weak "logic". Humanity didn't evolve by sticking to logic.
Frieren: "Gojo, Sukuna, do that little dance that I like before I solo your verse, hurry up I'm bored"
Gojo and Sukuna:
Elf gets bodied by a nobody fighter
"heh."
They don’t have cool feats because their narrative don’t take them seriously enough for any survival they do to be cool, and the ones that are too extreme aren’t even funny.
What’s funny about blowing up so hard, you’re a constellation ?
You mean to tell me there is an ENTIRE official DOUJIN your series made
I thought Doujin meant fan content, how can a series own that?
Kratos is the only reason why I post here.
In this spirit, name a stupid interaction from the show. It doesn't have to be in the animation, could be in the results or black boxes.
The idea that an energy shield could just block Forerunner weapons is so fucking stupid, because Forerunner weapons were designed to pierce energy shields. Because they were fighting their own technology.
As it stands, there’s not a lot of legal framework that could justify Superman going into sovereign nations. A corrupt government is still one recognized by sovereignty, to do so based on his own personal standards wojld set the pfevexeng humans Fr jjst supposed to sit down and shut up when other superhumans decide which governments are unjust. Not to mention, it does nothing f fun the power vacuum unless Superman plans on being their government. Even assuming he doesn’t, if he hand picks their new leaders, how is that not a puppet government?
True, the nonsense they put is at the same time overthinking things and also taking things at surface level.
we know, Cucky simon, you worship your BULL like a fag
What kinds faggot thinks Doom weapons don’t go over Halo ones?
It was a lose lose scenario. Either Simon won and Cuckanon is saltobsessed or Kyle won and Cuckanon is smug.
Enough.
ENTER
It’s been a week and he’s still salty and obsessed KWAB
Norsetos is definitely a more technical fighter though, having a shield will do that.
Simonbros...
Are you the Xeelee guy from last thread?
Specifically:
Boomstick: At first glance, speed seems like a shoe-in for Asura. Kratos is quick, but he never dodged a universe crossing laser.
Wiz: That doesn't mean he couldn't. Remember, as usual, we look at these characters at their peak, free from gameplay restrictions.
That’s retarded
Uhhh, Sonic the Hedgehog
Free from gameplay restrictions
Every single non gameplay feat Kratos does is completely outclassed by Asura just from the first level of his game
That episode made me wish for another versus show ran by researchers that weren't fucking braindead
Do you think Simon should have stabbed Kamina to death on the spot for "daring" to kiss "his" woman?
yes. be a man and stop being Kamina's slave.
If you want Yoko take Yoko, then call Kamina a pedo and beat his ass like a bitch. And make him watch YOU fucking Yoko in front of him.
Then declare yourself the leader so you're not taking orders from that mary sue fag who tried to cuck you, and from now on tell him he's calling you "Big Bro" and being YOUR manservant worshipper from now on, or he's off the team.
And remind everyone else to make fun of him too for being a screechy retard manbaby only a low iq shonencuck would worship. A liability for his brainlet dumbassery that would get everyone killed in any adult medium.
Anyone caught building golden statues of cucky Kamina must be put to death.
Any less than that and your character is an emasculated FAG who is the eternal slave of his BULL just like cucky simon.
Okay but how come you pay taxes then cucky anon
my masculine HERO Kingtos would do all this and more.
Kratos would break all of Kamina's teeth the moment he tried screeching like a retard in his face or making him call him "big bro"
If he's arrogant and vain enough to talk back again, Kratos would spit in his general direction and decapitate him. Depends how far he is from his greek era.
you forgot the part where Kratos fucks Nia and Yoko on the same bed as a minigame
GOOOOOOODS WHERE'S MY WIFE'S SON
and the part where he oneshots antispiral with 1 axe blow, then gives him a 2nd chance to be a better man. Anti Spiral accepts, and on a whim Kratos erases the concept of Spiral Power just like he erased the concept of Fate.
this is hilarious because cucky simon would canonically let Kamina push him around and fuck Nia in front of him and impregnate her too, then Simon would have to raise Kamina's baby while he still acts like a douchebag
CANON!
ALSO CANON!
KIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS
Canon
I will never forgive Death Battle for feeding into LOREtos shit.
the only smart thing death battle has ever done, was having the braincell required to recognise a portion of Kingtos' true power
reminder their 9 million universes calc was only 1% of the actual answer, and while nerfed by the cookbook
I know. Like I said, 900 Million is a PORTION of his true power.