Explain this behavior Anon Babble

Explain this behavior Anon Babble

aliens hot

mankind innately desires conquest, violent or sexual.

just think aliens and alien characters are cool regardless if it's a sexy space vixen, a devious mastermind from a Tokusatsu show, a glup de glorp with cute bug eyes or a vicious intergalactic monster....Na'Vi are lame though despite having cool creatures on Pandora and District 9 did a better job at sympathetic aliens.

one sec lemme just, uh...

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Female aliens are sexy and breedable.

sexo

How do you know?

I've had sex with them.

If the universe is infinite anything and everything is possible, including sexy, breedable aliens.

Bottom aliem is just cute. Lookit her, she's so curious and charmed by the strange lifeform in front of her

That one Brazilian guy was adducted and he fucked one of them. She was just some blonde chick.

Aliens are androgynous and deliberately deprived of sexual characteristics. This eliminates sex drive as our nervous system cannot percieve a candidate to breed with.

However.

All it takes is one subtle sexual characteristic for our nervous system to be active to arrousal, as minor as that characteristic might be. You don't need a full set of sexual characteristics, just one to clearly indicate something is there. Once receptive to arrousal it can then be heightened and lead to sex drive. This heightening can be caused by anxiety, confusion, anger and even fear. Arrousal is not limited to one emotional reaction, it is a general state of the nervous system when placed in an active state. A state that is easily stimulated by encountering a trully alien humanoid but with some hint of sexual characteristic. That is why monsters such as the Xenomorph are such horror designs. They are designed in a way to blur the line between insect like humanoid biped and quadraped and, while they do not have overt sexual characteristics like eyelashes or a bow, their bodies are reminiscent of what we would classically percieve as phallic or grooved or curved in a vaginal style. Again not overt, but it is enough for our subconciousness to process and make the nervous system active. This applies beyond the realm of aliens too and why furrys exist. It is also why people don't (mostly anyway) feel attraction to animals as animals do not have obvious sexual characteristics in common with human ones.

are such good horror designs*

Less is more, anon. This ruins the joke (a joke that's unfortunately very much true to life)

aliens will never be real/found in our lifetimes

fuck this gay earth

I didn't draw it to make the joke better I drew it to masturbate to aliens

In this room the beings took samples of Boas' blood from his chin. After this he was then taken to a third room and left alone for around half an hour. During this time, some kind of gas was pumped into the room, which made Boas become violently ill.

Shortly after this, Boas claimed that he was joined in the room by another humanoid. This one, however, was female, very attractive, and naked. She was the same height as the other beings he had encountered, with a small, pointed chin and large, blue catlike eyes. The hair on her head was long and white (somewhat like platinum blonde) but her underarm and pubic hair were bright red. Boas said he was strongly attracted to the woman, and the two had sexual intercourse. During this act, Boas noted that the female did not kiss him but instead nipped him on the chin.

When it was all over, the female smiled at Boas, rubbing her belly and gestured upwards. Boas took this to mean that she was going to raise their child in space. The female seemed relieved that their "task" was over, and Boas himself said that he felt angered by the situation, because he felt as though he had been little more than "a good stallion" for the humanoids.

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the beings took samples of Boas' blood from his chin

i feel like even a species totally ignorant of human anatomy wouldn't think that was the best place to get a sample from

Aliens can be real jerks.

I love how the black muck has no overt purpose, they just plopped it in his gob

This movie gave one of my cousins nightmares for months, absolute trauma on film.

walton said he never saw the goo or the membrane that covered him it just felt like that to him

The membrane makes me think of Homer's oxygen tent

For sexual powers?

I'm not putting eyelashes on my 3d model you fucking god damn demiurge faggots won't convince me

Ive always loved aliens and thought they were cool as fuck, so 40k imperium fags are just really really retarded to me. No one should be proud for being human

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Yeah, i need to watch it still but i saw communion and that was awesome. Aliens are so cool i wish abductions like this still happened but they seem to have gone down significantly since the 1990s. Im guessing the mass use of cellphones with cameras made abducting humans quietly nigh impossible

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UFO PORNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My favorite is when some UFO dropped in someone's yard and the aliens came out and ask for water. Then they gave him some pancakes.

Today I shall remind people of David Huggins.

grey puts on a wig and wears the skin of a dead woman

"fuck me, dave."

"lmao k"

she is an alien, OP.

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i feel like even a species totally ignorant of human anatomy wouldn't think that was the best place to get a sample from

Remember, these are the same idiots who steal our cows and try to shove things up our asses every chance they get.
They're basically drunk college kids.

Exactly, maybe that's what the Fire in the Sky aliens were hoping to discover with their experiment

Yeah I always find the whole humanity fuck yeah and disregard for cool aliens in stuff really lame. Like I hate the whole shit on humans stuff to but I also hate when it swings to far and it's just crapping on cool fictional creatures. That's something really like in Ultraman since it has the best of both worlds.

it do be like that

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They use their advanced spacecraft to basically draw pictures of space penises on our grasslands.

Yeah, they're definitely drunk teenagers.

What case was that? That sounds hilarious
I literally refused to watch andor because theres no alien characters in it. Star wars of all franchises should be bristling with aliens and yet it has none now. I genuinely hate human characters in sci fi even more now because there seems to be this contempt for aliens in the fucking medium today because its too "childish" or some shit. Like no, fuck humanity. Humans are boring and shit characters give me cool weird gross monstrous aliens anyday over some dry dull as fuck humie fag.

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How the British forced Australians to like vegemite

NTA, but I think he's referring to the Joe Simonton story. In 1961, a 50-60 year old man in Eagle River, Wisconsin looked outside his window at roughly 11 in the morning saw a silver ufo with a green roof hovering in his yard. A 5ft tall "swarthy, like an Italian" man with no hair on it's face stepped out of a "car boot like" hatch. He went up to the alien and the alien made the drinking gesture, like miming drinking from a cup. Simonton led him to a faucet in his basement and it collected water. After taking the water back to the ship the alien pulled out a little flameless grill and made some pancakes. The alien gave him some and Simonton said they tasted like shit and that's why they were small. The alien went back in the ship and the craft left, and Simonton had 23 of his chickens all day a few days later. He saved some of the pancakes, and I think at least one is preserved in a museum somewhere.

Cumbrain disease fully evolved intro goonerism, next step is full transbianhood.

Only solution is a swift death.

Don't involve us with your transformation fetish, please.

I totally get how you feel since the lack of aliens in Star Wars makes the universe just feel smaller in a worse way then just all the stories taking place on Tatooine and it sucks since they are my favourite parts of the aesthetic besides the armour. Genuinely would kill for a Star Wars show that's primarily about an alien cast since they have been so badly neglected by modern Star Wars in favour of just endless Rebel/Empire stories or relying on iconic characters being mishandled....except Darth Vader oddly who always gets portrayed as unstoppable. Even brainstormed some random character ideas recently since was watching Clone Wars clips both 2003 and 2008 onwards. Like a young Karkarodon Padawan, a Talz force sensitive who uses Magna guard spears like javelins/a bo staff, a compassionate n voluptuous Skakoan lady who works humanitarian aid for numerous oppressed, a very cold blooded masked hitman who's a Togrutan, a Trandoshan who's a goofy yet strongly heroic minded Don Quixote type and a Gen'dai sith who cuts his own arm off so he can wield lightsabers with the tentacles from the stump. There's so much character potential from either doing characters that either contrast or defy their races stereotypes, either lean fully into it but in an interesting way that makes them feel like realised characters or even just having any at all since I can't remember a cool new fleshed out race added to the setting...hell Disney genocided the Genosians.

Gooner can't read, many such cases!

That's quite the mix of superficially complex words and just plain nonsensical statements for such a dumb conclusion.

Truth nuke.

nope, not gonna TF RP with you

Purge the xenos and fuck the xenos don't need to be mutually exclusive. You kill the men, fuck the women. It's not hard (unlike my penus wenus haha).

Give 'em the ol' sexecution