I can hear you screaming that I should just wear a belt to keep my pants up. Well, I'll have you know that I have many belts and they are all behind my chest of drawers and I can't fit back there to get them. Please, I just need one thin person willing to traverse my jungle of trousers to retrieve my supportive leather strips.
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heh thats pretty good
Unfunny cringe from an Unfunny fat pedarast
LOOK AT ME, I'M FAT AND I'M A LOSER: the webcomic
Didn't this guy die some years ago?
Is that just a full pot of melted cheese?
At that point why not just wear shorts? Or buy another belt?
It's Kraft dinner. What's the point of making it in a pot on the stove, transferring it to a bowl, and then having two things to wash instead of just one by eating it from the pot?
I feel like some people are jealous they don't make a webcomic and need to shit on others who do. You're doing something right, op
So... He's losing weight?
Even if he's still alive, yes.
;(
Naw, pant size is weird when you have a massive gut and no ass.
As a slob who lives alone, I relate to this too damn much.
True, I have a small gut and a big butt so I have no idea about that but, stay strong bros.
This looks like a job for suspenders.
he tried that once
Has Ronnie ever tried selling pics of himself on the internet?
When you're fat, your pants just naturally want to fall down. You really have to wear them above the waist and with a tight belt so they can't get over the hump so to speak.
Trust me, I'm an expert.
You guys wear pants at home? As soon as I get back from work it's boots off and then pants off until it's time to leave again
It's a lot easier to clean ball sweat out of my pants than out of a recliner.
Why are your balls so sweaty anon, is your AC broken and do you not wear boxers?
He's a foot doctor?
I can't eat a full box anymore
I dunno, I've just got perpetual swampass. It doesn't go all the way through my underwear but it's enough to make them moist and I don't want that on my furniture.
Why wear anything but boxers at all in your own place?
The Hawaiian shirt magic would still work.
You only need boxers to avoid that problem.
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No joke, I switched to suspenders and it changed my life.
Just wear sweat pants, Ronnie.
I literally never take anything off except to change or shower. I can't stand things touching my skin.