Death Battle

KINGtos won the previous thread with a decisive victory against Pokémon.

KINGtos.

What the fuck even are these threads anymore?

Kratos fags seething that Koffing smells better than their pajeet ass.

Post Kratos destroying a planet.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

youtube.com/watch?v=q4Ajom97JsA
KOFFING

Spams the thread with his impotent Pokétard rage

anon posts KINGtos being KINGtos

cry wolf about it

KINGTOS
Kill yourself Pokécuck spammer.

Pokemon is the highest grossing franchise in the world. Kratos kneels.

Sissytosfags kneel to /dbs/ scholars

Canon
Fanfiction

KIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOSSSSSSS

so who wins Hulk vs Godzilla? will Green Door be included or no?

is this what late stage powerscaling does to you

Post Kratos being loved by Anon Babble

...... KOFFING!

Ben vs Hal didn't cause the day of the Anon Babble bin

Wally West vs Archie Sonic didn't

Popeye vs Saitama didn't

Goku vs Superman 3 didn't

Kratos vs Asura didn't

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT GONNA TAKE AT THIS POINT

u mad

CHAAAAAAARBOK

The usual: inorganic shill activity.

KIIIIINNNGGGTTTOOOOOSSSSSS

kratospajeets scrambling and seething over the funnier koffing spam

KEK

Hulk no diffs.

K O F F I N G

Hulk yes diffs

announcing your reports

Against the rules, bro.

K I N G T O S

Kratosfags upset that a purple ball took their limelight

REPORT THEM! MODS! DO SOMETHING! REEEEE! SAAR, DIS IS KRATOS ONLY!

Geodude.

I see Kratos prefers VGC

Leave Death-Battle threads... to me...

*sniff* I was a god once, you know?

Spooty Kaos and spooty skylanders. Spooty dead series. Spooty spoot spoot...spootenheimer spoot...

Green Door was closed at the end of Immortal, that's like giving Deadpool his immortality curse when that got removed

No one brought up Arceus. Stop being scared of Koffing.

Nah, man. Not anymore.

Point to what I declared I reported, retard.

PokéTARD meltie

KEK

KEK!

Favorite Pokemon?

KWABceus would job to Sukamon

K O F F- Nidoran male.

no report declared

Way to be a retard, retard.

Post Koffing destroying a planet. Do Idiots really think he compares to Kratos?! The Guy who kill GODS?! WTF is wrong with YOU?!

kratospajeets salty a funnier spam came along

man this bait is just getting sad boring and tired and the worst part is it's still effective

he thinks his forced unfunny spam is funny

none of it is funny

this entire thread

Ur mad!

How long would it takes for Kratos to have sex with all of them?

K O F F I N G

Now that we all vented, let's get back to discussing match ups that we all want to see.

bring me Arceus

Kratos did 99.999999% of the damage you can't even scale that shit properly. He looks like he was ejected out of the planet by the massive force Kratos inserted into the planet.

Nope. Was Koffing. I see him right there.

no

Literally depends on who the team likes more. That is the truth.

Pretty much. I'm only gonna give it attention if the animation's good, as well.

Pokétards are the biggest jobbers in these threads.

y u mad tho?

kratofags actually seething that pokemon does spam better

RTH

he's back at congratulating himself over SPAM

Shut the fuck up

STILL angry!

AHAHAHAHA

Bitches.

I'm not angry and I wipe my ass to your franchise. I had sex with a fat bitch that I got to know playing Pokémon go back when everyone was playing that trash.

After all the bullshit expplanations they have given for characters winning, even a blind man could see it.

one poison ball upset the kratosfags so much they ran

WHAT WILL YOU DO, MR. PAJEET
POO IN THE LOO
OR ON SHITTING STREET?

Next cast is Rex Sploded Vs Bottomkugo

With Bottomkugo’s VA

I want them to fully scale Rex to Omni-Man via Mark and have him win.

that'd be funny

Oh so the team like Cole, Galactus, Thor, The Doctor, etc etc etc more? So can we disregard any Marvel wins?

yes

Funny in a vaccum? No
Funnier in a vaccum? Maybe
Funnier? Yes.

looks at Kratos vs Asura

Are you blind?

why do they keep having Sonic characters lose when the team loves the series?

I have a life unlike you. And I'm winning you on the memes too.

whataboutism

no rebuttal

Am I talking to a child or a Kratosfag?

Literally EVERY fight is determined by who the team likes more

Er…except for the ones that have the franchise I like winning. Those are all legit

Also, like the other guy said, Ben is a fuckhuge Sonic geek. Dude literally grew up with Archie, so why is Sonic always getting dunked on? Why can it only win stomp matches? It’s almost like your argument is based on literally nothing. Now grow up and stop avatarfagging as a literal schizoid.

These threads aren't even pretending to be ontopic for Anon Babble.

youtube.com/watch?v=fKtNawQ3cxM

Ben

Ben is a single dude in a big team.

Ben is literally the owner.

STILL seething

has to edit DBZ pictures to feel better

KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO

Ben isn't the sole owner.

Chad is also a Sonic geek. They both are, sooooooooooo why isn’t Sonic winning every single MU?

Sometimes I think I'm a schizo but then I take a look at these threads and realize I'm actually pretty well adjusted all things considered

still no rebuttal

DONE

Death Battle doesn't pick winners based on who they like more

Then tell me why did Kratos win even though he has no feats and lore has been debunked?

Kratos beat Shao Kahn
Asura stalemated Oni
Shao Kahn beat Oni
do the math

episodes are done in a vacuum

Done.

The rebuttal is “if they pick who wins based on who they like more then why aren’t these guys they like winning”. Also did you know that Chad is a Dragon Ball nerd too? Yeah haha, why don’t they have more wins?
If you can find me a shred of evidence that suggests they care about GOW beyond a surface level I’ll immediately revoke this entire argument. The fact of the matter is that, at worst, they just do bad research. Likes and dislikes stop mattering that much when you have multiple people on a team with different tastes.

I would say it is part of the truth. I think that they do do a good faith attempt to research and debate a result a good deal of the time, but that process is always going to be clouded by the subconscious aspect of who the judges actually want to win.

you were too strong for me...

gohan

steven universe

kid flash

superboy

luke skywalker

hibiki

Any spiderman

deku

disneys hercules

nova

uzi doorman

hancock

I only come here to mess with the schizos, ngl.

this thread

Well there is a difference between who you like more and who you want to win more. This is why you have Sonic fans that fucking hate how the Blue Blur and his color coded friends actually are portrayed, but will argue tooth and nail that Sonic will beat Goku.

You mispelled Koffing.

Who?

Sometimes I get to have a thoughtful discussion about a character. Usually I am talking to a wall though.

Asura stalemated Oni

Do you have any idea how much they roided the guy up for AW?

Quads of truth. Our bad actors need purged.

That image is a staple in these threads unlike your shitty forced meme.

I mean it is pretty easy to bait, you could say shit like Kratos could beat The Presence and someone will reply

Well there is a difference between who you like more and who you want to win more

Yeah okay but uh that’s not a distinction that anyone, not even the Hulkfag who started this entire thing, was making. Also disliking how a character is portrayed == disliking a character. Someone can hate how fucking, I don’t know, Sonic Forces Sonic is characterized but still say that he negdiffs Goku because those things aren’t mutually exclusive. Now if they hated Sonic they’d say he gets wiped by Chaoitzu.

K O F F I N G

Canon.
Headcanon.

Lurk more, newfag

gets city level scaling from the Reze movie

Then she'll get town level scaling when the fight against Gun is animated

Gojo will never surpass city block level because being in Shinjuku is a crucial part of the story

Time always gives me the W

still spamming

Hold still

Teen Gojo is mountain level now.

still seething

KEKAROO

FAGtos melty

gets city level scaling

proceeds to scale down to town

Huh?

Am I talking to a child or a Kratosfag?

What's the difference?

youtube.com/watch?v=q4Ajom97JsA

Are Pokétrannies even getting their shitty match anytime soon?

Nikosissy undergoing another psychotic episode

kaijutard still confused by his headmates

Enter CHADlephant

Where's Kaijutard?

... In his dreams maybe
Apparently Town is bigger than city level?
Maybe I need to up my Powerscaler lingo but I remember someone here telling me Town was actually a tier above city

KOFFING!
K O F F I N G
KOFFING KOFF KOFF!

I really like this art

Town is below city. I don’t know who lied to you and told you that town is bigger, towns are IN cities.

"And wheeerrrreee is the kaijutard?
He's at home, jerking off in his rubber suit!!
HA HA HA HA HAAAA HA"

E K A N S

Who is Composite Markiplier for?

HULKBROS RUN

Your hero CAN'T beat HER

Teen Gojo is mountain level

Before we got cookbook scaling I would say this is ridiculous. But whatever, it's all valid now

Finally, an Invincible MU that doesn’t involve the flying Bricktrumites

Pre-Crisis Boogie.

Bakugo when Rex runs at him with MFTL speeds and turns his skull into a bomb (Viltrumite scaling)

rex is a street level hero how is he supposed to fight anyone from... FUAAARK HE ONESHOT A VILTRUMITE

MY HERO vs some rando also ran, for the sake of a few battleboard faggots

Dismal

OH shit, Invincible is actually popular now but we forgot to make more matches

I hope your hero isn’t unironically Bakugo. I’d assume that you’re either a fujo or have bad taste.

A more interesting MU than Omniman vs Bardock

Once again DBC gets the best fights...

They’ll get to Mark vs Luke one day

It's over Rex! Take thi-

No sun disk?

Wha-?

Believe it or not Boku no Hero also has faster than light scaling, and Bakugou is one of the fastest characters according to said chain of scaling (he blitzes Shigaraki who's MFTL apparently)

alternate Mark killed by a sub-bridge level explosion

OH MY STAR SYSTEM REX SPLODE!!

Luke is for Naruto.
Mark will be further sissified by Jon Kent.

You have to either be a low T fag or a bully victim to not like Bakugou, he's everything Faggots like Deku wish they could be

No one fucking wants Shitruto anymore. Luke vs Mark makes sense to me.

Silly anon. You can’t scale Rex to the sun disk. Instead you scale him to Nolan blowing up countries and throwing state sized meteors.
No. MHA caps out at LS-LS+ via the stomach laser and other laser/light attacks. They don’t get up to MFTL, meanwhile my GOAT Rex Sploded dodged a bloodlusted Mark who can fight people who travel between galaxies.

Mark vs Naruto vs Luke vs Jon vs Deku

There's no connection and it's stupid, and you're stupid for continuing to post it, like the stupid you are. Stupid.

the sundisk laser couldn’t kill a Viltrumite

but Rex could

Holy shit, you’re right

Because you're stupid.

Rex's explosion didn't even destroy the bridge

POWERFUL!!!

He likes Bakugay fully unironically

Lol. How did it feel watching your hero start worshipping Deku.

Rex -> Nolan

nyo, don't do this

Rex -> AU mark -> Mainline Mark -> Nolan

there u go, now ur scaling like a death battle GOD

please ignore how AU marks are weaker than mainline mark

youtube.com/watch?v=hAT9nkGZa08

Au mark is featless

You just scale AU Marks to pre-Chicago Nolan.

AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE HELP ME KINGTOS AS A Soniccuck Spidercuck Hulkcuck Ultracuck Dekucuck Asuracuck I'M SO FUARKING WEAK AND NEVER LEARNED TO FIGHT AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE I'M GETTING ME ASS BEAT SAVE ME KINGTOS I REPENT I'M SORRY OH PLEASE SAVE ME OH KRATOS THE KING OF CHADS

older teens who find out they have superpowers, and try to use them to save the galaxy, only to discover their father is one of the people trying to conquer it, before eventually turning them to the light and giving them a chance for redemption

no connections

Also, they both marry redheads

No one cares about your desperate attempt at reviving Star War’s relevancy by sucking up to Invincible.

He jobs to Rattata

Cringe

sucking up to Invincible

by gaping their verse and raping their hero harder than Anissa

lol. lmao.

Like I said. Stupid.

FAGvincible melty

Unironically using VsBattles

You’re not helping your case.

Those are broad plot strokes, not connections. There's no rivalry between Star Wars and Invincible, because no actual connection exists.
Sorry, you're just stupid.

Rex only has the Explode the Floor meme and that takes too long. Rex is a meme with high enough offense to kill a weak Viltrumite (he dies in the process) but is weak enough to unironically lose a fight to one of his non-Eve girlfriends since he has no aim.

omnidock sucked and was wrong

kratosura sucked and was wrong

ghost rider vs spawn was ok but wrong

fallguys vs amongus wasn't hype and nobody cares who won

bowser vs eggman was good and correct

giorno vs joker was ok and correct

You posted your tears for all to see, anon.

cry more

ENTER
THE DEADLY DUO

He does look like Mark.

No lies detected.

Now MY HERO has a worthy matchup!

Every single word here is factually correct.

Bakugo wins or its a draw because Rex nukes himself.

K-kratosbros.... our outerversalpotence can't compete with this combo

what rivalry does Invincible and Naruto have?

It’s also just wrong, for the most part.

Mark tries to save the galaxy but finds out that his dad is trying to conquer it

Mark didn’t even give a shit about anything beyond his own moon and Nolan gave up the world conquering plot as soon as he saw what that entailed doing. There was never a point where Mark was trying to defend the galaxy from his dad.

Mark converted Nolan

Nolan converted Nolan. Mark’s only involvement of him changing his ways was being his kid. Hell, Madk forgave Nolan damn near instantly, what the fuck is this guy talking about “giving him a chance for redemption”.
With the connections he laid out, Luke might as well fight Ben fucking 10.

RTH sameBITCH

The Mark that died to that explosion was piss. Most of them were because none of them were trained by Cecil.

Is fighting and stomping really the answer to your problem(s)?

Yup only trannies and faggots think anything said here was untrue.

Spawn is bullshit incarnate. Ghost Rider never stood a chance

N-none? Who’s putting those two verses together? Do you mean Naruto and Star Wars? Because those two verses are way more connected in terms of themes than Invincible and Star Wars.

Death Battle booking made it HYPE.

Do you mean Naruto and Star Wars?

oh yeah

Mark doesn't like Naruto's tax policy.

Uh, yeah

Mark no joke would just break Luke's neck without giving him a chance to react.

… and then gets mind raped by Luke’s force ghost.

At least against Naruto, Mark would be able to enjoy some fireworks before depletinting Naruto's chakra and breaking his neck like Sasuke shouldve done.

a-a-and and th-then...

LOL
LMAO

N-No, d-don't rape me! Nnggg I'm going to ejaculate inside of you a-and you will have my baby!!!

They need to do a royal match with all the Viltrumite toddlers that were born post Mark's generation to see who's strong.

He'd look right smart with a good Charlie Chaplin soup strainer.

I am the God of gods, the King of kings, the Alpha and Omega, the First and Last.

And I solo your favorite verse.

MY LORD BEJITA!!!!

Praise Jesus! Praise God! Praise the LORD!

We know, KINGtos

AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEE PLEASE DON’T SAY THAT LUKE CAN STILL WIN THE FIGHT AS A GHOST DEATH BATTLE MARK HAS NO COUNTERS TO HIM AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

low iq melty

we know 0.005% of Jiren's power

BITCHark coping and seething because his hero gets gaped by a ghost

ENTER

retardded BITCH meltdown

retardded

ESL melty

Leave ghost Luke to us

literally BTFO at 9 years old by AtenCHADS

Doesn't even step to monotheism.

We don't describe the contents of our posts here, anon.

So let me get this straight, in the last few threads kratosfags have picked fights with:

Asura

DC

Marvel

And now Pokemon

Marksisters, I’m SCARED…

A exists in a verse where ap scales with his durability for users of X technique

B is A's rival, but B is scared of fighting A because he knows he will lose

C, D, E and F are all casual mountain busters, the shockwave of their attacks, when they are actually fighting and not sparring, destroys mountains

all of them use X technique to fight.

A has no actual feats of destroying mountains, but he only intends on using his techniques against his rival, as that's why he trains

B is much stronger than C and his crew.

So, A > B >> C and his Crew from previous propositions

So A is much stronger than a bunch of casual mountain busters, and since he is a user of X technique his ap = durability

Z appears, and he fights A. A is still much stronger overall, but Z's attacks are able to inflict some minor damage to him.

So from that chain, is it reasonable to assume that Z has, at least, mountain-level AP with no further information given?

And KINGtos has won every single one of these feuds.

Because they fear SCP.
Also, they keep protecting SISSYzilla, for some reason.

Rangeban India and watch as the thread dies

Luke would only that powerful in another plane of existence. It's like how chaos gods are weaker outside of the warp.

GODZILLA IS GONNA GO
3-0

Jannies would never stand for that.

And GAPEDtos has lost every single one of these feuds.

cope posting this late in the thread

Kratos expanding his list of victims

Because Swan and his force of autistic researchers run the place. Keep up faggot.

Reminder pajeets hate Asura because his game portrays Hindu deities as evil bastards.

K, b, c.

loses to Wobbuffet.

Kratosisters… no WONDER we hate DADsura.

Oh so you can point to something that suggests Swan hates Sonic? Even though, you know, Ben and Chad have the final say on who wins and everything.

Actually, yeah, Wobbuffet, if we apply the game logic, has powers that reflect physical and non-physical attacks.

Vishnu is literally a rapist in their lore and they see no problems with it

Kratos will convert to hinduism next game

They also don't see any problem with diseased rats shitting in their food, and dedicated an entire temple to them.

Kratos expanding his list of defeats

Kratos will convert to atheism next game

It’s hilarious when you ask Kratosfags to post Kratos destroying a mountain or higher and they immediately shut down and run to chain scaling. The whole feud with Asura is so funny because they can’t say shit to Featsman being weak without bringing out some retarded wank fanfiction about Kratos.

Kratosfag is losing to Pokemon because he's too dumb to not reply to counterbait.

Kratosfag is losing to Pokemon because he's too dumb to - ACK!!!!

gets city level scaling from the Reze movie

Then she'll get town level scaling

...

This seems fake. I think you added Koffing to it afterwards.

ben and chad having final say

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Faggot they havent had final say on things for years now theyre just their to facilitate the show. Chad legit looks like hes just there for the paycheck, the research team practically run the per episode goings on. Also Sonic losses have been against shit that has equal or higher amounts of autism on it which tracks if the autists run the joint. Years before the episode we had swan write a blog about diocard with basically the same conclusion and stats. Its not a coincidence.

Post your hero destroying a mountain if you're so great.

Pokétards meltie

make me you jobber

using fighting moves on a poison type

IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE!

K O F F I N G

Aw, poor Kratosfags. What ever helps you sleep at night. Sure, the ''poketards'' are having a meltdown

can't do it

My hero is stronger than yours.

i do respect the proper e usage

Literal wall of cope

Kratostard melty

K O F F I N G

JUST WATCH ME

GIVE ME YOUR STRONGEST TREES

ITT we post overpowered verses

E K A N S

Nigger literally every human sorcerer canonically can job to guns and tranquilizer darts

ENTER

pic unrelated

Bait usually means the guy doing it doesn't need to put much effort and he'll still get seething. Actively editing shit multiple times is not low effort. All you have to do is not reply lol.

Any sorcerer grade 2 or above is no selling that shit.

^falseflagging troon above me

Kratosisters… even an average fucking Machamp can beat our hero…

KRATOSCHOLARS, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!! EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOWWWW!!!

MaSHITma bros... They have gacha statements now...

Who the fuck is the purple guy?

Kratosbros, this is getting dire. We need to post our hero destroying a mountain NOW!!

Agree with everything but Spawnrider, the verdict was right and we actually need to robe down the amount of characters who win by brute force alone

K O F F I N G

NIGHTS vs Klonoa

who wins?

The Indian Trimurti is composed of 3 rapist.
Last time I elaborated on this I got banned so I'll leave the rest to your imagination

This is basically the same as using Pochita erasing a star.

Gojo is legit stronger than Kratos

Beautiful

Pochita erasing a star.

Star devil*

Which likely wasn't as powerful as an actual star

Asura’s power is godly and beyond anything Kratos has faced. While Kratos has killed gods, Asura’s sheer limitless rage and god-slaying abilities give him the edge here. Kratos would be able to hold his own for a while due to his resilience and combat skills, but Asura’s infinite power boost through rage and his ability to grow stronger in battle would eventually overpower Kratos. Asura wins this fight due to his unmatched, ever-growing strength.

Devils, by their very nature, enlist the abilities and power of the thing they’re conceptualizing. They get enhanced by how many people fear them as well, and if a Devil was a big enough deal for Pochita to erase it it’s pretty easy to assume that it was extremely dangerous. But all of that is besides the point because he still got rid of the star itself since that’s how his powers work. The concept of that star and the star itself is gone.

But all of that is besides the point because he still got rid of the star itself since that’s how his powers work.

And? That's just a byproduct of him eating devils. Do you think he went at MFTL speeds and ate all the snow in the world after eating the Snow Devil?

and if a Devil was a big enough deal for Pochita to erase it it’s pretty easy to assume that it was extremely dangerous

The fucking ear devil was extremely dangerous?

No, it just speaks for the potency of his strength since he can instantly wipe the existence of something as large as a star instantly.
Pochita was just lashing out during that time period because Denji was pissed. We’re talking about pre-Denji Pochita.

Can Kratos beat X?

The answer to this question is always no.

Outerversal" is a term used to describe a location or being that exists beyond the concepts of dimensions and space-time. It's often used to describe entities that are conceptually different from dimensions and are meta-physical and formless in relation to higher dimensions.
Nature:
Outerversal realities are transcendent to physics and are a meta-abstraction, making them non-physical compared to higher dimensional realities.
Comparison:
An outerverse is superior to a hyperverse, and even an infinite-dimensional hyperverse would be nonexistent in comparison.
Explanation:
Outerversal entities are often portrayed as being beyond all binary relations or abstract in nature.

pre-Denji Pochita

The same Pochita that wouldn't and didn't erase any of the primals even though Aging confirms it's possible. Not even when Denji was under attack in hell. I'm not sure I buy the idea every devil Pochita erases is extremely dangerous, seems kinda random.

Yes*

Remember when Chad thought he was a face, with a real celebrity future? The fucking cringe lmao

Statements count

I guess we star level now boys

Likely

You are bringing Gacha statement scaling bro, logic has no power here.
But now that I think about it it would be interesting to see if Makima gets any interesting scaling from NIKKE...

Trvke

Aging wanted Pochita to eat him and Pochita knew that (cause he kept saying it in front of his face). Eating a devil that’s a star that mindrapes people, the embodiment of WW2, nuclear weapons, and, of course, illness would be a good thing. Eating a Devil that embodies a natural end for human so no one could die of old age and turn into god knows what isn’t so good or helpful.

I'm not sure erasing the sixth sense is helpful either.

Would YOU want to see how many ghosts are around you at this very moment? Didn’t think so.

I think you'd want to be able to see things that are threats to you lmao.

Ghost Devil exists in CSM and she’s a fodder Devil below the likes of Fox and Bomb. Safe to say ghosts aren’t that terrifying, and if anything they probably got weaker as a Devil once the ability to even sense them was removed.

turn into god knows what

We know they turn into cool Trees.

lol

But now that I think about it it would be interesting to see if Makima gets any interesting scaling from NIKKE...

Non-canon SHITover

Done

It still got beat by some kids. Obviously, you're way off in your assessment.

Scales to literally no one because it’s just a function of the ability and not tied to her CE output

TA4 mogs this.

I'm not sure why sixth sense would be limited to ghosts and knowing a threat exists but being unable to detect it normally makes it far scarier. Ghosts might not be scary specifically in CSM but the fear of the unknown is still embodied in something like Darkness

We are discussing non canon Gacha stuff
Phantom Parade is also not canon.

It moved towards Yorozu's target at a moderate speed

was sure to hit if she expanded her domain.

oh hey, another 'my attack is super duper infinite instant murder-kill but has a really big downside which means i need to rely on muh domain expansion to actually land it'
jjk is so gay

Hey Kratos.

/dbs/ colony on Anon Babble
Just like the yearly character tournaments

Koffing built like Anissa

Fights Kratos lost.

makes your favorite character kill themselves

My favorite character is him!

...from boredom.

Who the fuck is this BITCH?

With every source available to me… the games, the novels and comics, the developer tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW, and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE KRATOS DESTROYING A MOUNTAIN, MUCH LESS A PLANET! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that KINGTOS, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a PITY WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER FATHER but also the BETTER MAN who can DESTROY PLANETS and STARS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from Anon Babble, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a mountain, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!

Yowai mo

Shit

Didn’t even edit the skin green or just crop out the top part of Whispy’s head

Disgraceful.

Sonic? Beats Goku and fucks his wife.

you guys are mentally ill

You know poison gas comes out of there, right?

So is Kirby Really a statementsman? Last thread someone said he was a fake "featsman" because his universal feats like Void Termina is from lore. But even then Kirby has defeated magalor who could destroy a dimension, whether it's universal or not IDK. Also Kirby has kirby has destroyed planets or planet sized stuff outside of minigames like Nova, Void, and Dark matter planet.

remember when we were happy? making fun of Sonicucks.

Ok, this is becoming pure Schizokino

I have to confess something. Half of this thread is me talking to myseld.

WHERE IS OMNIMON!!!!!
WHERE IS HE!!!!!

I did not care for Koffing.

Are you sure?

immortal... you die if your head gets crushed; you might want to keep it held low around these parts.

Here. Get ready to die for rhe 1000000th time, bitch.

Bring me Milo Murphy. I need to warm up before I fight SCP

So uh, if Kratos is 'multiversal', that means him being defeated by Fat Princess and Sackboy is canon.

The previous thread got deleted for some reason, I was wondering what do people think of this MU

WHERE IS HE!!!!!!
WHERE IS OMNIMON!!!!!!!
RRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!!!!

Literal listtroon matchup (who needs to kill xirself).

only Sackboy as that's the only game besides GOW to make PlayStation All-Stars canon

This guy is genuinely worse then Vegeta in Jobbing, has he EVER killed a viltrumite?

He would fight Leomon.

Mahito sisters...

trips over himself and dies after decapitating Immortal

It would be kino ngl

fight Milo EFFORTLESSLY wins

The manga says a cursed spirit can only be harmed by cursed energy, but only spirits with LOW cursed energy (i.e shitters) have intangibility.
Like, Mahito can't phase through walls, while a weaker cursed spirit can, and is physically impeded by concrete falling atop him, so Tomura should be able to just punt the dude into orbit

based ragetard immortal

Bros...? Is chainscaling valid or not

I'm a man you stupid faggot sociopath

No, it's not, and kratoswankers proved that.

B-buh kratos beat Cronos who beat primordials!

forget to mention that Cronos was chained up and had a mountain on his back and was far weaker than he was back then

they then use this to say kratos can beat a primordial

I meant specifically to the chainscaling example I gave, where things are seemingly logically consistent. I understand why chainscaling Kratos makes no sense

chainscaling when the universe mostly uses the same sort of powers, like DBZ, is definitely valid
most DBZ character fight in hand to hand or use ki blasts of some variety
If Roshi can blow up the moon, it's pretty obvious someone with a higher power level than him should be able too as well.

Who's the CHADest CHAD in the next CHADth CHADttle: CHADaraki or CHADhito?

Immortal

Shigaraki is. He grew from a shut-in neet into the strongest villain to ever live.

My hero? Undefeated against snakes.

What would be the chosen one...Chosen one? And no, no Sing fro KFH

”The Immortal”, huh? Hey Beardy, how about we see just how true that nickname REALLY is?

But can he beat a gorilla?

Jobber to the biggest snake-like glowie

*kills every viltrumite in existence with a single shout*

I feel like they're gonna look for a weird reason to have Mahito win, the more people shill a one sided outcome the more they go vice versa

koffing vs Kratos is actually creating OC

and banter? (I don't know, hard to know when both party are made of schizos).

Jobbed to cops and to Scarlet Witch

Bait posting here I see,

Didn't count, he was holding back.

I know the jjk wank arguments and there isn't a single one that nets Mahito a win here

Scarlet Witch would kill every viltrumite too lmao

Scarlet Witch would get beheaded before she could react.

1 finger Sukuna is planet level.

Lol
lmao even

no nichirin?

Why are you downplaying him?

Scans?

KEKsaw man bros...

It wouldn't even make sense considering most JJK fans hate Mahito and would laugh at him being stomped by Shigaraki.
There's always powerscalers who just want to have their verse winning no matter what, but most Jujutsu Kaisen fans legit wouldn't care or would like for Mahito to suffer a humiliating defeat

Forgets that Pochita erases concepts across multiple dimensions

Almost every featsman has statements that make them more impressive (even Gurren Lagann has that 'those galaxy-looking things are actually universes' statement), but Kirby does legit have some pretty impressive feats, especially compared to most vidya characters.

Does kratos have anything that matches cutting a piece of wood from a stopped/poorly leveraged position?

Holy fuaaarkkkk. This is only considering novel FEATS btw. Wait until someone translates the official JJK cookbook and compiles all the statements and feats there. JJKCHADS winning.

Not in one chop.
Also, this is a yuri manga, isn't it?

HULK CRUSH PUNY SNA- AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Digimon doesn't seem nearly as strong now that Yggdrasil is Open Source.

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Kill yourself listtroon.

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SHITvel fans think that this guy is beating CHADzilla

Leave the snakes to m-AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There's yuri in it, but it also has fights.

SHITzilla is WEAKER than this puny worm CHADulk played nice with

Hulk love animals.

Golden Age WW wasn't that strong.

he's done for

Nigger that's for curses not human cursed sorcerer

I remember reading this a long time ago. The girl with short black hair is like a samurai 'hero' or something right?

Kratos doesn't job to the World Serpent in his game to continue this

sad
take this instead

This time I'm sure to wi-AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE BRUCE IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Yeah she's a samurai that kills demons, I like it because it's only like 25 chapters long.

Bros, I'm going to get low-diffed by my opponent. Would he spare me if I let him fuck my partner?

Sukuna’s power is BOUNDLESS. Almost as BOUNDLESS as the joy this well-done Maki steak will bring you!

It’s FUARKING over, Muzanbros…

Didn’t she straight-up lose her powers when tied up? This actually makes sense.

CHADakes? Solo Invincible's verse.

I didn't watch Kratos vs Asura. Did they actually use a fucking cookbook for their scaling?

Outerversal snakes with enough sundips

Nooo save me random old man with a gun, the snake it going to bite me!!!

Yes, Outerversal Tree

It would make sense for her to have some weird weakness, since she gets her powers from Greek gods, and those sorts of powers always have some random ass caveats...

outer versal tree

I hate those

Outerversal snakes

Yep

They used it scale the density of the Norse tree. Wackiest shit I’ve seen from DB aside from the “blocking light with hand makes you MFTL+++” from the Helios bullshit they tried to sell.

That's Deimos' 'hair', not just some fuckin snakes.

….
What the fuck were they thinking?

Reminder that they calc'd Asura as like 100000021090019x FTL and decided speed was 'equal' because Kratos put up his hand and stumbled at Helios LOL

You can't convince me that they didn't get paid to make Kratos win. This scaling is too retarded, even for them

Man, Comics are weird sometimes.
I'd LOVE to see a comic of Cheetah molesting WW though.

They really sat down, saw a guy flying to the center of the universe/galaxy in 5 minutes, then look at Kratos baby shuffle towards a crippled Helios and said “yes that’s about the same speed”.

Kratos wouldn't be able to lift that tree btw.

casually crushes an oak with her ASS

gets pinned under it somehow

Comic writers are wacky.

Yeah.

wrap up wonder woman in my cock

She loses her powers

So much for the Necksnapper...

Wonder Woman's ass is omniversal

If you saw the preview for Kratos before the fight released, they said they would use stuff from his “lore”. That already put the nail on the coffin to any credibility the battle would have. It’s only with the actual DB we see exactly how low they would sink.

I hate statement faggots so much.

NOOOO BRO HE CAN TOTALLY DESTROY A MOUNTAIN!

okay, then why hasn't he done so in game

'u-uh they wanted to keep it more grounded and uh... STFU KINGTOS IS OMNIVERSAL+ OKAY? HE JUST IS OKAY?'

It was a 1000000000D infinite immeasurable speed boulder.

Your cock isn't long enough or fast enough.

Kinda. Cookbook describes the type of tree Yggdrasil is, not that that exactly makes sense if the tree is transcending time and space.

u-uh they wanted to keep it more grounded and uh

I love this and their excuse of “game mechanics”, when in Asura’s Wrath you literally just use the fucking lock-on shoot mechanic you get from the start of the game to vaporize planets, mega moons, stars, ect. Meanwhile Kratos needs a dog sled to get around even though he supposedly has quadrillions FTL speed at all times.

That's the thing. Regardless of whether or not it is more grounded, you cannot possibly argue that the developers don't know entirely what kind of character they are making. Do Kratos scalers just think boss fights in God of War appear ex nihilo? They get the entire team to design those things because they are story, gameplay, camera work, animation, everything tied together.
If Kratos was meant to be splitting the goddamn Earth with every punch he throws, I am sure that they would have showed us that.

Pucci scales to Sonic

Cyrus and his whole Pokemon team is FUCKED

What even is the Ideal Cyrus team? Would you give him both Dialga and Palkia because of USUM? or even Entei because of battle tower?

Watching the clip they used in action will never stop being hilarious. This is what passes for being massively faster than light these days.

Kratos scales to Asura's

*clip shown is him blindly stumbling forward towards a 5% hp Helios*
kek

Somebody should just make a gif or webm of Asura just zooming around in space in Destructor form just look at that side by side with this.

kill yourself tranny projector

kratoswankers would still somehow say it's comparable

Who should the homo demons fight?

Do Kratos scalers just think boss fights in God of War appear ex nihilo?

Basically all of the wank scaling they get comes from novels and statements. You really think they would bother to look at the games, see him penetrated by pillars, mauled by a bear, pierced by arrows, sent flying by rocks and think him a anywhere below whatever fanfiction tier of power they have in their heads? The sad answer is no, that’s how insane they can get.

See, look here, Kratos winning when he should've very much lost proves that DB is gonna pull some bullshit, with Shiggy/Mahito, keep your expectations low,

If Shiggy loses I might just stop watching.

I don't care about Mahito vs Shigaraki, but if they make Mahito's stats even remotely comparable to Shiggy's then I just know that Yiji's going to beat the shit out of Denji

Okay this one kills me because Rex SHOULD get his ass beat by Bakugo statwise, like there's no comparison between the two, but the moment Rex suicide bombs Bakugo is just getting vaporized off the face of the Earth.

So the Kratosfags where chased off by Koffing?

that would require them to actually be here and not just baitfags

Bakugo immediately rushes in like a retard

Rex opens his arms and lets Bakugo ram into him

Clamps his arms around Bakugo (barely even effective and Bakugo is about to blow his skull off)

“GG shake my hand” as Rex starts lighting up

‘What the fuck are you talking abou-’

KO

Why would Bakugo go close range when he can just blast him apart from a distance with no effort?

There's also the matter of the Quick Time Events, like they are not how canon played out, but that it is something that can be failed is a good indication that Kratos is struggling to achieve a task or has a credible room for failure.
My favorite one is from III where if you fail the Hermes catapult one, he's just posed on his back and watching it miss him entirely.

Why'd they even start shit with the Koffing poster? All they did was come in and go Koffing, and that was it.

The same exact reason he gets close to basically every opponent he fights in the series, including the ones who can punch him into red mist: Hot headed and small dick energy.

But he's also physically stronger than Rex, and fast enough to blow Rex's head off before Rex can suicide bomb himself. Hell the first attack Bakugo uses should blow rex up.

Doesn't Bakugo:
Have ranged attacks
Have enough durability for his body to survive his own explosions
Have a bizarrely high battle awareness

Does Robot fight Meta-Cooler?

Yeah I can’t think of any shitpost answers to counter that. Rex does lose since his best feat requires him to, you know, die. That and he can’t even get any speed scaling from literally anyone makes it so that he can’t kill himself before Bakugo can kill him. I guess Baku is lucky that there’s another explodey guy to save him from getting BOMB’d by Kira.

Expectation: Omni-man vs Goku

Reality:

Do I hear 4?

Anon... He never got the girl.
In the final chapter he ends up holding hands with her saying they will consider each other or something.
After all that they still never even began a relationship at all...

Deathbattle considers characters at their peaks. What do you think kratos peaks at?

wincon is K.Y.S

but the other guy can still kill you without needing to KHS

That's unironically what they think.

Arceus is outerversal and there's nothing you can do about it

Submountain