will chief pull the underdog win
Death Battle
Spider-man wins the fight but loses his current romantic interest to the (ded) Kamen Raider's teammate because Marvel Editorial mandate is designed to make Peter Parker suffer
Kyle the Cuck
GODZILLA’S GONNA GO
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you weren't supposed to post that...
Alright. Can we see actual feats that prove Kyle or Simon can win? Both seem to have a lot of similar feats and skills that equal each other out.
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
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ftfy
Simon wins since Kyle already losing his wife to guy named Simon makes him psychologically unstable which Simon will be able to capitalize on
Reminder Kyle ditched this disloyal bitch and continued building his harem.
Simon never recovered from watching Kamina kiss Yoko and couldn't resurrect his own wife for the same reasons. Simon's a TRVE CVCK.
Yabba dabba doo...I'm such a sad cuck...
Both seem to have a lot of similar feats and skills that equal each other out.
No they don't. Not one White Lantern feat has been posted.
All that has been posted for Kyle is out of context scans for non-white Lantern Kyle, where the poster has been caught lying about the context.
They're not even close in power. Simon is many orders of magnitude beyond the DC cosmology, let alone individual characters like Kyle.
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And she’s really looking forward to it!
Bend down, kiss Kamina’s toes like good preppers and Repeat after me:
What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business! What she does is none of my business!
Simon's crush (feelings not reciprocal) kissed someone else.
Kyle's girlfriend was fucking other dudes on the side.
One is not like the other.
Reminder Kyle ditched this disloyal bitch
HE still can't erase the fact that he is a cuck kek.
KEK
KEK
feelings were reciprocal, and he totally loved her
She almost confessed to Simon before Kamina came onto her and cucked him
Watch the episode
WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY BUSINEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!
coping this hard after getting buckrboke in the last thread
Kek, Kyle is such a cuck.
KEKAROOOOOOO!!!!
Oops i mean...
What she does is none of business!
YIKES
range ban poos and all the cuck posting would vanish
What she does is none of business!
That is such a cuck line
isn't "What this woman does with her body is her business" like a famous cuck line or something?
Reminder that Kyle's wife fucked his bvll on their own bed.
FUARK SIMONBROS YOU TOLD ME THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN WHAT AM I SEEING???
harem
Capecucks can't even get one girl to be loyal, the fuck you mean "harem"? Kyle has an entourage of women he watches have sex with other men, you mean?
My waifu and her boyfriend solo your favorite verse
his name is Simon
WTF
I think I will have to kill myself…
all capeslop matches end up in "can the non-capeslop's actual on-screen feats match with the chain scaling to ridiculous absurd dimensional wank the capeslop has in place of feats?"
Reminder that she nearly confessed to Simon before this, and that Simon spend the rest of his life worshipping his BVLL after he came onto her instead and stole her from him
Match her
Kylebros....
Simoncucks...why are you watching...why are you crying thinking of all the time you spent with her you'll never have anymore...and why are you worshipping him???
Kyle loves letting other men fuck his wife
Well, CAN Simon?
calarst vector shit
Ewww
Kek he is such a cuck.
Right after she nearly confessed to Simon
NASTY
Which Anon Babble character would be a good fight for him?
ENTERRRRRRRR
BY THE FACE GOD! Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK YOKO TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn but not me?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Yoko in front of my glasses while I cry like a bitch in this bush?! ERASING all my spiral powers like what literally happened when I watched Big Bro Kamina the sandaled dudebro douchebag who i footworship fucking Yoko the love of my life and sexiest girl on earth. PROVING I am a cuck by nature because I CANONICALLY as a MAJOR PLOT POINT lost all my spiral powers when I rather let the BVLL steal the girl I love away from me than be a fucking man and tell him to go fuck himself? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except YABBA DABBA DRILL BREAK!
Kylesisters wtf is this? Why is man named Simon fucking our hero’s wife??
She’s…so….fuarking… ADORABLE!?!?!
M-MY KNEES…. THEY’RE MOVING ON THEIR OWN!!!
Kyle's bad will always stink of Simon's cum
Lol. It's over.
KEK
I remember when he said this
Simoncucks why do you self-insert in a series where this is CANON???
this cucked bitch is someone’e hero
Lmao
Kwab such a bitch.
Oh nonononono...hww...
BAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJAHAHAAHAHAHA
look at the top of his head
BAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
Kyle VS Simon would get 20 million views in a week if it was a Cuck Battle instead of a Death Battle btw
KEKAROOOOOOOO!!!!
Kylesisters WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? You self insert as a literal cuck???
KEKAROOO!!!
WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY BUSINEEEEEESSSS!!!! *cries and fantasises about her*
Kyle the KEK Lantern…
FELLOW SIMONKEKS HOW DO WE COPE NOW
UHHH...THEY WEREN'T THEY WEREN'T MARRIED THEY WEREN'T MARRIED I'M NOT PATHETIC THIS DOESN'T COUNT THIS ISN'T CANON AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
this shit is canon
How can capeshitters even live?
blond eye chad cucks black hair cuck
Just like irl lmao.
OH NONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm such a happy Cuck!!!!!
KEEEEEEEEEK
Is getting cucked a Green Lantern thing or is Kyle just that pathetic? Were Jon or Hal ever cucked like this? What about Guy?
It doesn't matter, you chuds! It's ok that he got cucked! He moved on after that! Getting cucked *sob* builds character *sob*!
Samurai Jack, Captain America, Yvon of the Yukon
this is canon
OH NONONONONO...
I'm so proud of my hero!
it's a "guy with will-based powers" thing
What she does is none of my business
sounds like wise words from Norse KINGtos
KAMINA ANIKI YOU'RE THE COOOOLESTT I'M NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR HER ANYWAY W-WE'RE BROOOS R-RIGHT??? YOU'LL LET ME HAVE SLOPPY SECONDS RIGHT????
SIMON! BY THE POWER OF THE WHITE LANTERN I WILL NOT LET YOU ESCAPE FUCKING JADE IN MY BED!
NO KYLE, YOU WILL BE GIGA DRILL BREAKING INTO NIA'S PUSSY! JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?
I see we've reached the true core of Kyle vs Simon
Simon...
"KAMINA ANIKIIIIIII!!!" - some casual weeb cuck
I’m such a happy cuck!!!
Simon has no counter to this btw
It doesn't matter that Simon and Yoko wasn't a couple, Kamina still kissed Yoko. Which makes Simon more of a cuck than Kyle who's girlfriend was rawdogging other men behind his back.
Dubs of TRUTH
Kylebro....
It's ok! She deserved sth better! Kyle's small dick couldn't satisfy her!
Tfw I could literally bang Nia right in front of Simon and he'd just sit in the corner and watch, so long as I give him a thumbs up and a cocky quote like Kamina does while Nia's leaking my cum
Gee on 2nd thought, Simon's actually pretty cool you guys!
that's what the fight will be about
Kek. Also everyone in Kyle’s harem got fucked by other men. He is such a happy kek
Reminder this is a canon weakness of Simon's lol
Kyle would cuck him too and Simon would worship him as his new Kamina-BVLL
wasn’t a couple
who’s girlfriend
ESLbro…
NOOOOOO MY HERO CAN’T BE A KEK THIS CAN’T BE TRUE NOOOOOOOOOO
Why is Kyle like this? Why is he ok with men fucking his wife?
Kyle and Simon are my HEROES!
B-BIG BRO??? WHAT ARE Y-YOU DOING TO MY LOVE??? Y-YOU'RE STILL THE COOLEST JUST LET ME WATCH!!! *SOBS*
The Life Equation allows Kyle to rewrite the universe
So basically like Spiral Energy but without the feats to back it up?
There’s only ONE ultimate cuck in this thread and his name isn’t Simon OR Kyle.
ENTER….
Canon weakness for kyle btw. He will accidentally summon his bvll.
WAKU WAKU KAMINA-SAMA YOU'RE GONNA REPAY THAT 10 TIMES OVER???
I'M GETTING EXCITED...
--ACK!! MY SELF-INSERT FANTASIES ARE RUINED BY THE CANON!
KEK WHAT A KEKKOLD!!!
Kylebros... our wife is literally stealing random men from the streets to fuck.
...Death Battle?
that's hilarious lol
Not all anime is this cucked and faggy. Some of it like Rent a Girlfriend but most of it no
Sorry it's KEKbattle now and we're scaling who's the biggest suck because it's based
What a FAG!
OH MR BULL LET ME PREPARE YOUR PENIS FOR YOKO'S VAGINA OH SIR OH MASTER OH BIG BRO KAMINA YOU'RE SO MUCH COOLER THAN I EVER WAS YOKO DESERVES YOU!!!
Kek, canon kekoldry.
Pathetic fantasy.
*gulp*. This got me hard, kylebro btw.
TTGL ENBIES EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
What's stopping him from rewriting the universe where Simon doesn't exist?
Canon and Literally happened
seething and coping like Simon
Are all western comics as cucked as and ?
Even a random man can satsify women better than Kyle kek.
Lmao
Simon, Kamina, Yoko = classic love triangle
Kamina kissed Yoko
VS
Kyle'd girlfriend fucked other men on the side. Oh their bed.
>Kylefag: It's the same.
We're discussing Kyle vs Simon.
Simon the Digger more like SIMON THE PREPPER
we don't all associate with Ttglslop. Gainax makes super cucked westernised shit that always has a lot of cuckoldry for millenials to "relate" to
I would like to remind you all that these threads were shitting their pants over Akane because thinking that she’s attractive was “degenerate”. I never want to see anyone here talk down to anything else ever again.
2D galaxy spam didn't work so this is the new tactic
Leave Koji Kabuto and Mazinger....to ME!
Kylebros?????? HOW DO WE COPE????
Post a Comic Hero not getting cucked.
What's stopping him from rewriting the universe where Simon doesn't exist?
1. No feats to suggest he can.
2. Spiral Energy.
m-m-my cuckold series for sois is a love triangle
Cool story cuck
In brightest day, in BLACKEDest night
No BVLL shall escape my wife
Let those who worship white people rights
Beware my power KEKKED Lantern’s light!
is every superhero a cuck?
2. Spiral Energy.
Makes a world with no spiral energy
easy
KINGTOS SAAAAAAVVVEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TEACH ME HOW TO BE COOL LIKE KAMINA ANIKI
BRING ME KOJI KABUTO!
At least I didn't get turned into a sidekick like Koji "I'm Duke Fleed's number one fan" Kabuto.
Are you denying that Kyle has other men fucking his gf?
Instead of discussing the powers of fictional characters, you people talk about who and who isnt a cuck, and use mental gymnastics at that.
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
..So he can suck their cocks.
Sorry but Kyle got canonically cucked lmao
Lol
It's just two guys spamming their fetish.
KINGTOS SAVE MEEEEEEEE TEACH ME HOW TO BE COOL LIKE LUCAS SIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
I'M SUCH A HAPPY CUUCK!!!!! KAMINA ANIKI YOU'RE THE COOLEST *bawls and thinks of her while he takes her*
Spiral energy stops it.
The Life Equation is just a shittier version of Spiral Energy without feats.
KIIIIIIINNNGGGTTTOOOOOSSSS TEACH ME HOW NOT TO BE A LITERAL PREPPER WHO WORSHIPS MY BVLLLLL!!!!!
I am such a happy cuck!!
It was an innocent childhood crush. Simon found a girl who was loyal, unlike KEKle.
He is about to build his bvll's cock out of lantern power.
kyle keks are zoomers
Lmao
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOO!
the mp4
that is so fucking gay, holy fuck
So this is what my rivals in /dbg/ have been reduced to. Pathetic. We must be better men.
Kek.
The green Lantern? More like the Cucked lantern.
They finally got bored of kratos so they've moved to to Kyle and Simon.
I don't really get this rivalry? They don't seem to have similar abilities. If anything just make the episode the anti monitor vs the anti spiral. I like the anti monitor a lot more than kyle.
There's a reason DCfags all look like this.
The Life Equation is just a shittier version of Spiral Energy without feats.
sure it is. Where's your proof?
Row Row fight the Toxic masculinity, thank you Kamina for teaching me this when you took her
Comickeks literally pay money to read this shit. Hilarious.
FUUUUUUUCK KEKBROS WE HAVE TO RUN THE KING OF ACTUALLY PLEASING YOUR WIFE IS HERE
they don’t seem to have similar abilities
You’re gonna lose your mind when I tell you what Green Lanterns and Gurrens are powered by.
OH NONONONONO...
Yabba dabba do! My bed smells like bull cum too!
Damn Kyle should have just stayed with the fridge if he was gonna become this pathetic.
You're right KINGtos-sama we shouldn't berate women for their choices.Like Simon said WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS
Where is Koji Kabuto? I need to beat up Kira Yamato after I'm done beating up Mazinger.
NGL, that’s totally me when I see my childhood hero getting cucked by the love of his life
sure it is. Where's your proof?
In the comics and in the show. Are you familiar with either? If not then shut the fuck up. If you are familiar then start posting evidence.
and Simon spent the rest of his life WORSHIPPING his BVLL like a good little cucky boi
It's over... Literally cucked...
Willpower? But Kyle isn't in a mecha. Just make it a mecha fight
WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY BUSINESSSSSS!!!
You can bet your ass that Kyle fapped while thinking about his gf fucking that blonde bvll
Kyle's wife getting fucked by other men
But Kamina stole a kiss from Yoko!!!
Kylebros it’s NEVER been more over than this………
Yes.
I am burning all of my dc comics after seeing this. Fuck this cuckshit.
KINGtos wins again without even doing anything
Just has to let his enemies prove themselves as keks on their own
How does he do it?
Where are you, Koji Kabuto. I'm waiting for our match! I still need to fuck Lacus Clyne in front of Kira Yamato.
surely this will distract them from all the times I jobbed to rocks
It's a direct result of people getting mad at Ben vs Hal, and astroturfing a fight for revenge. They picked Kyle because on paper he looks like he has the coolest stuff, but since they're not actually comic fans they don't realize the reason Kyle gets that stuff is because he's actually the forgotten middle child and they tried to compensate. He is the least popular lantern, the one most often forgotten. It's like going after Meg Griffin.
immortal
Can manipulate fate, blood, fire, darkness, and concepts
Can shapeshift at will
Survived a direct blow from the goddess of the sun even when her only weakness is sunlight
Canonically holds back a lot to not fuck over the balance of Gensokyo
Her sister casually blows up moon sized meteors
Can endure the heat of a star at point blank
Small, cute, and Funny
Canonically likes to cuck people and cheat making her inmune to cuck posting
Remilia? Solos your cuckold verse!
This is what DC spends all of the money their fans give them on
PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT
Kylefags are really REACHING when they are trying to equate a childhood crush with finding your girlfriend getting piped by another man in your bed.
It's okay, I know being a capeshit fan requires you to be a masochistic cuck.
his wife got her womb remodeled by a superior penis
Kyle is done for.
I just got a Vasectomy and my Love's Bull got me a Switch!
What she does is none of my business!
brownoid cuckspam
Simonfags got bullied for three days and this is all they have left KEK
and she said she can't wait for him to come back and fuck her too. Right after she was gonna confess to Simon. What a cuck
Brownoid cuckspam
Kylefags got bullied for a single hour and this all they have left KEK
post hands to prove you're white
Watch the episode bro, he was madly in love with her.
Literal fantasy sequences going over all the time they spent with eachother before Kamina cucked her from him instantly. Simon's a cuck
his hero canonically gets cucked
i-its you who are getting bullied!
Kek, nice cope. Everyone is laughing at your cucked capeshit.
Small, cute, and Funny
HomuraVSKurumibro........
Shitposting aside it literally was none of his business because she wasn’t his girlfriend, any claim otherwise is just blatant copium.
Kyle's girlfriend got fucked raw by other men. It's over bro...
Kyle’s girl got a new hole DRILLED in her before him and Simon have even fought
KWAB
Dude jus read
Your hero's wife has foreign cum in her pussy.
WATCH OUT ANON IS ABOUT TO POST HIS BODY PILLOW
What she does is none of my business!
Kylefags are desperate.
Kyle has no feats and other men fuck his wife.
He didn't though? He dumped the cheater and got another bitch. Simon curled up in a ball and cried like the cuck he is and never recovered. Like your mind.
literally called Simon
KEKAAAAAARO! Kyle's wife was literally fucked by Simon!
Dude just watch the show.
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It's absolutely pathetic. Your hero cries over his "Big Bro" fucking the love of his life while he can only imagine it from his cuck hole
Spider-Man has long history of getting cucked. Long before the Paul even existed, MJ cheated on Peter with playboy named Bruce on the night before they got married and arrived late to their wedding from his car. And his every other girlfriend does it too: Gwen Stacy cucked him with Norman Osborn, Black Cat fucked tons of people.
When it comes to capeshit cuckolds, no other Superhero comes even close to KEKtacular Spider-Cuck
Kyle gets canonically cucked
Here's a NTR slashfic I wrote about Simon
(Replies to himself 20 times)
What she does is none of my business!!
WHAT MY GIRLFRIEND DOES IN MY OWN ROOM IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS
h-he didn't get cucked
his wife just happened to fuck a random guy because kyle can't satisfy her
got another bitch
Which will cuck him again since Kyle is the biggest cuck kek.
Here is the definition of cuckold by the way. I need to rewatch Gurren Lagan. I missed the scene where Yoko became Simon's girlfriend before kissing Kamina.
Lucas Simon
Watch the show, Simon xir
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Simon's canonically a cuck who worships his BVLL Kamina
His name is Lucas SIMON
It's over.
Kyle's wife has actually foreign cum in her pussy
k-kyle didn't get cucked
What's this cope?
one-side crush = cuck now
when later on Simon got himself a princess while Kamina died a virgin and Yoko dreamed of marrying Kittan
The Kylefag is coping so hard rn
madly
He knew her for like a month. It was a crush, Simon was like 13 lmfao. It's literally not even cuckoldry since they never got together too. Such DESPERATION to think that's on the same level as Kyle's gf riding another dude behind his back.
What she does is none of my business!! *tears streaming down my face* I wish i was the bull and not Kamina-sama, but what she does is none of my business!!
They will NEVER recover.
This perfectly describes Kyle...
This is all deflection on Liam having Kyle win no matter what because he hates anime
Literally got cucked by a man named Simon
LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO
Lucas SIMON
it was a crush it was a crush
Is that why he's having mad fantasies of his time falling in love with her while the BVLL he worships takes her from him for the rest of his life? Get real. Also he's 14 and a pathetic cuck
200+ posts
it's all fucking cuckshit
Can we stop? This subject has already run its course, just like the stale cum left by Kyle's bvll in his wife's vagina.
Lucas SIMON
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What she does is none of my business!! DON'T BEAT ME UP KAMINA-ANIKI I SAID I'LL LET YOU FUCK HER OH PLEASE I'M SUCH A PATHETIC CUUUUCKKK AAIIIIIEEEEE
a kid who had a crush on a girl found out she liked the guy who was like a brother to him
eventually he got over it, just like how the girl got over the guy after he died
this is the equivalent of a husband went home and found out his wife had been fucking another man
I see.
So this is the famous cuck scaling.
Kyle canonically got cucked by Simon.
literally jobs to Mazinger Zero so hard he gets erased on a conceptual level
Lol, lmao even
Simon gets his spiral power by sucking Kamina's cum out of Yoko's vagina lol
Kyle will resurrect Kamina too so he can fuck Nia as well, give Cucky Simon a powerup
Kyle is mad. But he's too weak for revenge.
all this cuckposting
Dragon Ball is not involved with any of it
This is... Weird
The first thing Kyle is gonna think of when he fights Simon is the guy who fucked his GF
Pfffffffttttttttt
THIS DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT FUCKED KYLE’S WIFE
childhood crush = cuck
Such mental gymnastics from the kylekeks today.
Not what happened at all, watch it again. He was madly in love with her and she loved Simon abck adn was trying to confess to him before Kamina cucked him by making a move on her.
He never got over it, he started worshipping Kamina like a god because he's THAT PATHETIC of a soiboy.
Yep. Simon can summon Kyle's bvll to help him double cuck Kyle lmao.
Say you’re sorry, /dbg/.
Kylefag is so desperate to divert attention that he has replied to himself 30 times.
tfw you loved her but Kamina took her and What she does is none of my business
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ok. Screencapepd for posterity . Kyle is a cuck. There is nothing more to it.
Yes because higher dimensional wank
8474
Blatant lying copium
Kyle lost.
*unf ahhn ahhn from Yoko and her BVLL in the background*
Simon: What she does is none of my business!
DCbros why the FUCK does Kyle not use his Green Lantern ring to rewrite this moment out of history so he isn’t remembered as a literal cuck?
If that was the case he would have simply marry Yoko during the timeskip instead of letting her go.
Or he would have beat the shit out of Kittan for even touching Yoko.
The sad thing is that Kyle could have stopped this. He just had to be a better man in bed.
Simoncucks THIS is your hero??
Or is he just your self-insert and Kamina Aniki is your hero and BVLL, just like Simon?
Guess we know why the fight will happen now.
Yoko stayed madly in love with Kamina forever and Simon kept worshipping him, and saying only Kamina deserves her
Watch your own show
So THIS is why he’s fighting Simon…
I aint watching ttgl
SUGOIIIIII KAMINA ANIKI ARIGATO
Kylekek, read your own comics(which you pay for, like a cuck)
it’s okay apparently the Kylefags didn’t read their own comics either
Holy FUARK, Kyle is gonna SUMMON HIS BVLL to help him fight Simon…
KYLE??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING NIA AND RECORDING IT FOR ME!
SIMON??? WHO SAID YOU COULD BANG MY WIFE IN PRIVATE?! I TOLD YOU TO PLOW HER IN FRONT OF THE OTHER LANTERNS!
WHY I OUGHTA-
*DING DING DING DING DING* FIGHT!
Mmhmm, keep telling yourself that "little bro". A cuck like you couldn't please her, keep shining my sandals you fag
Depends on the universe.
If it's Spider Man in the Riderverse, he dies. This is canon. If it's Riders in a capeshit verse, they lose to the naties because their origin as science projects of an evil organization and/or as an offshoot of some kind of ancient, murderous alien makes them evil.
When threads devolve into this sort of thing, I become unsure whether it is a signifier that dead internet theory is becoming more accurate or if this is all organic hand crafted mental illness.
Ive read some of it
WHAT ARE YOU A SEXIST CHUD??? IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT SHE DOES!!!! YOU NEED TO BE EDUCATED BY WATCHING KAMINA SAMA FUCK HER LIKE WE WERE!!
WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS!
DCbros...
Kyle’s only angry because she didn’t cheat on him in front of the other Lanterns btw
Is that why she kissed Kittan and later on lived in a world where she married him?
Unicron beats both Simon and Kyle
Why is Kyle such a cuck?
This is one (1) guy spamming the thread with his fetish.
What she does is none of my business!
Organic hand crafted mental illness, no robot could have the capability of writing this many yabba posts without repeating itself
BLEACHSISTERS, WAN PISSBROS, EMERGENCY MEETING NOW!!!
First the fart comic now this
DC is dead
Kyle KEKner…
the kylecucks actually searched through reddit and tumblr for cuckposts
Ok, this is extremely sad.
we already know it's Listtroon so the latter
Yes, because Kittan was a carbon copy of Kamina lmao. Even after death Simon gets cucked by a Kamina clone and Yoko sitches him for Kamina 2
So what do you think would spur a conflict between Kyle and Simon? Death Battle loves to frame the loser as the villain of conflicts so that the flames are less intense, so how could they spin it for these two?
What she does is none of my business!!
Superboy cheated
*sob* THIS CAN'T BE CANON! WHAT IN THE YABBA DABBA????? MY HERO GETTING KEKKED BY A SUPERIOR MALE???? OH Y SCIENCE, I AM KILLING MYSELF!
Kyle looks like Kamina so Simon begged him to fuck Yoko like he watched Kamina doing, but Kyle refused to fuck Yoko in front of him which spurred Simon's cuck rage
This is where Kyle’s willpower comes from, not from being a good man but because he REFUSES to let his girlfriends die before they fuck another man.
Simon as the villain
Just go with that opening bit in the anime where it shows Simon going ham on the omniverse and Kyle intervenes
Kyle as the villain
Kyle takes a pseudo Anti Spiral role where he starts shit first thinking Simon is irresponsible or using (Not) Green Lantern esque tech he shouldn't have or something.
being stronger is cheating? Guess Simon is going to be cheating a lot in that DB episode
Simon reminded Kyle of his bvll because of their identical names so he begged him to have sex with all his women, then had a cuck spergout when Simon refused.
Yes, because Kittan was a carbon copy of Kamina
hasn't even watched the show
Nta but Kittan was portrayed like a dumb redneck compared to Kamina and had his own problems with his sisters and Rossiu. He was not really a Kamina copy.
He used lead
OOOOOOOOOOH, THOSE BELL-ENDS at Anon Babble THINK THEY’VE WON, HA!?!?! DELETING my BBC THREADS?!?!? WELL, NOW IT’S TIME TO CALL IN the BIG GUNS, JAMAL!! I WANT YOU TO COME OVER and FUCK YOKO, RIGHT IN FRONT of MY ENRAGED, BLOOD-BOILING FACE!! JUST LIKE KAMINA ANIKI DID! LET HER SEE WHAT a REAL MAN LOOKS LIKE, WHILE MY EYES BURN WITH ENVY and MY COJONES CHURN with RAGE!! WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY YABBA DABBA DOOSINESS!!!!
Death Battle loves to frame the loser as the villain of conflicts
Uh, no? Most of the time the fight starts because of A. A misunderstanding, B. One guy has a legitimate reason for being there or C. Everyone is evil. If Kyle and Simon fight it’ll probably be for the same reason Ben and Hal did.
Hey you know you’re like, wielding a universe destroying weapon with reckless abandon right? I need to take that in.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm nah I’m good
And then they fight because Kyle is trying to do his job and Simon doesn’t want to comply because he doesn’t have to.
I will need a therapy session after reading this...
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Holy FUARK I can’t believe she fucked another man without ALLOWING my HERO to watch from the cuck corner…
Kittan was a clone of Kamina in every way except when the writers and Simon were kissing Kamina's ass some more. Simon both got cucked by a Kamina clone, he also used the opportunity to go "but even you're not as COOL as my REAL BVLL Kamina-sama!!!!"
Simon said this
Simon going ham on the omniverse and Kyle intervenes
I feel like it's out of character (I know, it's Death Battle) to show Simon being irresponsible like that. I think it will be Kyle essentially acting like an Anti-Spiral.
They're called DCucks for a reason
Kyle didn’t even get the CHANCE to praise his BVLL Simon while he DRILLED a new hole into his girlfriend
Sure but at the very least its something that we actually see in the anime for that one scene so its not "entirely" out of nowhere. This is mostly just for hypothetical villain framing. Kyle in an AS role and/or makes more sense
WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF BUSINESS! ROW ROW FUCK HER KAMINA!!!
Simon said this
Kyle and simon will fight become it is just what happens when two cucks meet
WHAT MY GIRLFRIEND DOES WITH OTHER MEN IN MY OWN BED IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS
Crazy how hiding just 3 posts severely improves the thread.
This is just sad and gross
This is what you faggots were shilling this entire time?
I feel the same, Hilda. This makes innocent Anon Babble look bad
KEKARROROOOOOOOOO
This is pathetic and embarrassing, this is what you homos read every single day?
I think if they try to frame Simon as the villain they could have it so that Simon sees Kyle using his willpower so consistently to achieve his wants as the specific thing that the Anti-Spirals wanted to avoid since it risks all of reality to overuse it.
Sure, I agree though I think the interaction will be just
Simon, you using your spiral energy is way too dangerous and it could destroy the universe. You need to stop
No, I will not
Then they fight
Ttgl is supposed to be an anti depression psa or something. But everybody I've talked to about it says that it cures their sad feels.
What she does is none of my business!
*Remembers her smile and her warm hugs and her encouragement*
What she does is none of my business!
*Remembers her confessing to me*
What she does is none of my business!
*remembers the slimy smile Douchebag "Big Bro" gave her while he says he's gonna fuck her*
R-ROW ROW FIGHT DA BIGOTS!!!!
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOO!
What she does is none of my business!
Kyle enjoyed this. The fact that it was on his bed was a bonus.
K-KAMINA SAMA??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEE I'M SUCH A FAG
So THIS is how we learn Kyle isn’t actually fueled by willpower, but by KEK power…
Kittan was a clone of Kamina in every way
So you’ve ignored what I written? Ok, you are a low IQ tranny.
WHO SHE FUCKS IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS
KAMINA SUGOI! What she does is none of my business!
So you've ignored what I written? Ok, you are a coping cuck and in denial of reality
WHO MY GIRLFRIEND ALLOWS TO DRILL INTO HER ASSHOLE IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS!
My role model… Reduced to a mere cuck…
"KAMINA SAMA LET ME KISS YOUR TOES WHILE YOU FUCK YOKO (it's the closest a soiboy like me could ever get to a woman like her)!" - Simon the Prepper, TTGL Episode 8
What she does is none of my business!!
The fact that his name is Simon is unbelievable.
t.coping cuck brown zoomergroid tranny
Yep you are low IQ and you got cucked just like your hero
T-T-This can’t be, my hero is supposed to be brave and strong, yet he can’t even keep his girl from FUCKING another man!?!?!?
Spider-Man loses because he himself embodies eternal failure.
What she does is none of my business!!!
His name is even Simon
W-W-What my wife does with other men in my own bed is none of my business……..
I'm genuinely curious how many of the replies to these posts are the same person.
buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords
You love watching multiple douchebags fuck your girlfriends just like Simon
then when the 2nd one you watch has some minor differences so she can say "you're basically the same but Simon's first BVLL was even better!", you'll pretend she doesn't have a type (aka, not soiboys like you)
That about summarises your life as a TTGLfag
Okay this made me laugh, still Shemon still loses being less dimensional than DC and white lantern > sttgl.
kyletrannies got so destroyed by this that they’ve been coping for months with their fantasies
What she does is none of my business!
You sound sexist, chud. Women aren't your property and they can fuck whoever they like
I can tell that at least three of the reaction images are from one guy.
DC is only 6D. Not even peak Simon is about double that
2 each at most, honestly this just makes me sad to watch
What a cucked FAG
K-K-K-Kylebros we need to DELETE this evidence before even more SimonCHADS see it and laugh at us……..
Just going off their indie era:
Omnidock (Heroic Nolan vs Villain Bardock)
Gioker (Heroic Joker vs Villain Giorno)
Bowsegg (Defender Bowser vs Invading Eggman)
Amonguys (A wash for the longest part until it becomes specifically the Imposter vs a Fall Guy)
Kratosura (Defender Kratos vs Unreasonable Asura)
SpawnRider (Defender Spawn vs Unreasonable Ghost Rider)
Shigahito (Both evil, but Mahito does start the aggression)
So it isn't perfect, but most of the time the "villain" is the aggressor or the "hero" is an aggressor but with positive framing.
writes his cuck fantasy
Yep as expected from a kylecuck.
buzzword
So the name of your useless generation and your brown as shit skin are buzzwords? Cope.
It's over........
What she does...IS my business!
Fuck s,oyboys like Simon teaching men to be faggots and cuckolds. Men should take the women they love and not kiss the ass of the men who steal them.
Owari da…
Simon is many orders of magnitude beyond the DC
Nope, even the speed force is more meta conceptual than the entirety of studio trigger. And the emotional spectrum is above even that.
To be fair, Kratosura.
Please give me some suicide reccs.
KEK
Based. Fuck GAYnax tranime pushing cuckshit. Only millenial soiboys consoom this slop
STOP POSTING THIS YOU FUCKING CHUD
What’s the cheapest rope you can order online?
all the DC forces are sub 2D btw
the comickek is a zoomer
No wonder you are so obsessed with cuckshit when your generation gets no sex lmao.
Everyone who unironically shills this so,ylent tv ttgl shit has early male baldness, obesity and zero testosterone
what the fuck?
Imagine paying money just to watch your hero get cucked, couldn’t be me.
Just awful, euck
The absolute funniest thing about this is it was the Kyle fans that started this fight, insinuating Simon was a cuck, only for it to be revealed to be the other way around.
If you read this shit you are a tranny and you should kill yourself.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
better than being a virgin 40 year old shilling cuckshit gainax cartoons
DCfags pay money for this
Anyone who spent even a single cent on this is low-T and probably a closet tranny.
The absolute funniest thing about this is it was the Simon fans that started this fight, insinuating Kyle was a cuck, only for it to be revealed to be the other way around with a literal MP4 of the scene they denied existed.
I know, kek. They probably don’t even read their own comics lmao.
Bardock being a planet conqueror is literally his job and is in character
Giorno was being targeted because he’s the fucking mafia boss and Phantoms go after those with twisted hearts
Both of those characters are villains
Imposter (sus) is a villain and the Fall Guys were fucking murdering amoguses.
No one was the villain there and Asura just assumed that Kratos was going to murder everyone (fair assumption honestly)
GR’s job is to hunt the damned who’re causing problems. Spawn’s entire deal is being from Hell
Again, both are villains
Most of these don’t even have “good guy bad guy” framing aside from Bardock Vs Nolan where it makes sense for that to be the case.
Yeah true, DB doesn't really care how the fight starts. Just how it would end.
Only gays, trannies and cuckolds watch this horseshit cuckslop
DCfags never read their own comics, that’s why they’re always so shocked when their heroes turn out to be complete losers.
Kyle: Simon you promised you'd stop fucking my wife!
better to be part of the most virgin and cucked generation
Sure sure. Keep reading your cuck capeshit comics, maybe you will get a gf at some point lol.
THIS is what the millenial soiboys thought would beat Dragon ball?
They have only denial and cope to live off of
Perhaps the most deranged Death Battle thread I've ever seen. Good job guys.
This is how the fight will start.
Only homosexuals, furfags and troons pay for and read this demoralization propaganda.
Lmao!!
“In brightest day, in BLACKED night, no KEK shall escape my sight. Let those who worship my cock's might beware my power… Jamal's light!”
cucks can't win fights btw. Any member of the Justice League now canonically would fuck Yoko and Nia in front of Simon and he would let it happen. This confirms it
I've seen worse. This one is at least kinda funny
SAAAVVVEEEE MEEEEE KIIINNNGGGTTTTOOOOOOSSSSS!!!!!
Kek, Kyle memorized this!
Well, at least it’s not annoying fucking Bayofag/Assurafag posting. Could be worse I suppose.
Simon drains all of Kyle’s willpower just by making him flashback to when a guy with his name cucked him
Kino…
Hoes and bitches are Hoes and Bitches, never forget it! Not a single loyal woman in this world!
Beats Kratosfag spamming desu
*ahem*
Akane has a message!
DELETE THIS!!!!!
Superman
Oh no…
kek, such a pathetic cuck! Who reads this garbage?
Anyway
Ttgl would win over green lanturn probably
He's got more raw power likely
ACK I'M GOONING TO CUCCKSHIT TTGL AGAIN SAAAAAVVVEEE MEEEEE KINNGGGTTOOOOOSSSSSS
Could Battle Beast beat SCP 096?
youtu.be
Kylefags are the ‘Kingtos’ spammers
This honestly explains a lot
KYLESISTERS CALL UP THE COMPANY AND TELL THEM TO DECLARE THESE ISSUES NON CANON RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!
i'm such a pathetic cuck...
TTGLxister btw, if that wasn't obvious
care to back up that claim?
YES, MY QUEEN.
more people replied to the kyle cuckpost
it's official, kylekeks are losing hard. Even samefagging won't help them.
I’m such an embarrassing wimpy and low-T KEK…….. kylebro btw dunno if that matters
people
How can someone be such a cuck?
Owari da
Reminder this is a canon weakness of Simon's, from Episode 8
Kyle beats Simon by fucking Yoko in front of him, erasing all his Spiral power like when Kamina did
If Death Battle want to use all their canon abilities and weaknesses they are required to bring this fact up about Cucky Simon
LOL
LMAO
Yep people laughing at Kylecucks.
Kwab x100000
SHOW THIS TO MORE BIGOTS BEFORE THEY SAY MORE SEXIST SHIT ABOUT WOMEN CAN'T FUCK BVLLS, THAT'S TOXIC MASCULINITY CHUD
It’s not Kyle’s fault, it was SIMON he was up against.
Why is there never an aftermath coverage in death battle? How would the Justice League react to Hal Jordan killing a 10 year old in broad daylight?
Kyle KWABner…
oh nonononono...
What a cucked bitch
kyle's dick is too small to satisfy a woman
How will this affect the battle?
It's over! I'm such a cuck! Kamina-Sama sugoi!!
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO KYLEBROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!?!?!?
God I wish she would fuck another man while I was forced to watch....
What a homo soiboy grade-C CUUCKK
9006
The Kylecucks are lying again
How can they even imagine this much copium?
This is hilarious actually. Lmao I don't even watch animeshit
Simon...
Kylebro here. FUCKING STOP! I apologize for shitposting. I didn't know my hero was a cuck... but now that I know I will stop! Now please delete those posts!
I am so fucking sick of this “YABBA DABBA KEKAROO” nonsense. Shut the fuck up and talk about actual power scaling.
Kek what a low-T raped jobber and literal cuck.
Kamina was the only guy people cared for in this show including self inserting, not Simon.
To a certain degree (and I mean this generously) they are hitting on an aspect of Simon's insecurities. That lack of confidence and self-worth is largely what his portion of the Multiverse Labyrinth was meant to prey upon. Even with everything he had accomplished he had this misgiving that he should be nothing more than a toadie to Kamina.
The reality that shatters this is that Kamina never saw Simon as a lesser or even anyone on Team Dai-Gurren. Everything he did was for the sake of lifting up those around him. His spirit or Simon's manifestation of him demonstrates this as well. He doesn't solve Simon's problems for him and bust him out of the Multiverse Labyrinth. He instead clears the path for Simon to believe in the him the believes in himself.
I don't even read comics and now I see that it was a good decision. Such a cucked medium lmao.
Akane is immune to cuck posts because she exists on a level beyond cuckoldry (normalcy).
Kek this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen and I don’t even read capeslop.
Kyle…
DC fags is the one hating on Simon for fuckinmg Kyle gf
Kek
It's a certain group of people invading from Anon Babble
tfw you die but at least you know that little queermo cuck Simon watched you fuck the girl he loves and will spend the rest of his life worshipping you and sucking your dick like a Jew at Temple
Ok, this is above superman in cucked levels
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO
I didn’t think it was possible for a normal man to be this much of a KEK, let alone a “superhero”.
But still below the KEKtacular Spider-KEK
DISGUSTING
Jojo is not light spee- ACK!
It's over for this green cuck.
Gross this makes me want to throw up.
Where did this happen, Anon Babble? I wanna find that thread.
Still lost to a single touch
This thread is so obsessed with cuckoldry they won't notice my declaration that KINGtos is canonically multiversal.
Yabba dabba do. Time to make a huge green condom to store my bvll’s cum!
That was just pathetic
Kamina cucked him man. Not his fault Simon's a delusional Bull-worshipper, Simon's just a toadie cuck whose only purpose is kissing Kamina's ass. Kamina would do the same to Nia if he lived and Simon would thank him for it like a spineless retard
...who is also below Guts, the BLACKED swordsman.
OH NONONONONO...
DC character ignores higher dimensional scaling by having stronger heroes being platonic arcetypical outscalers.
Bro, I don't know shit about comics. Can you explain for me?
As a Simonbro I'm just like this in real life
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO!!!
Kyle is bbc level now
YABBA DABBA DOO I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THIS MAN PUT HIS GOO INTO YOU!!!!!!!!
I LOVE WORSHIPPING MY BULL! I LOVE WATCHING HIM FUCK THE GIRL I LOVE MOST IN THE WORLD BEFORE SHE CONFESSES TO ME! I'M SUCH A PATHETIC BULLWORSHIPPING CUUUCKKK!!!
Simonbro, btw. Obviously.
Kylebro here. It's like looking in a mirror.
What a kek!
Kyle’s ex was a needy bitch who somehow didn’t understand that being a space cop meant being out in space a lot, so she cheated on him, he left the relationship, she kept trying to get back with him, he said no and that they weren’t even going to be friends.
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DC literally rewrite anime plots cuz it's a meta fiction within a reality creating realm.
This was during April Fools when all the boards were closing. Eventually Anon Babble closed, then Anon Babble had vtuber threads made. Little did some shitposters know, they have flags and IDs. Outing everyone who says 'kekaroo' as a pajeet
We are reaching kek levels that should not be possible.
And people wonder why does no one buy western comics anymore…
t.
his face when he resurrects Kamina and gets to watch the douchebag he asskisses spitroast the ressurected Nia
This is literally what he's like
KAMINA-SAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the girl he loves
That would be Nia.
The Presence couldn’t make someone this much of a pathetic wimpy limp wristed kek even if he tried.
Still couldn't catch a beetle btw.
I'm interested in figuring out the strongest PJO characters Pochita could kill.
But why couldn't Kyle satisfy her? Why was he such a cuck with a small penis? A true man would have satisfied her yet that woman told his bvll "Your cock is bigger than my husband's cock". Why is that?
I get the feeling Kamina's the self-insert and that cuck Simon is just the writers using him as a vehicle to dicksuck Kamina some more
Terrible characters, terrible series, very low iq fans
consolation scraps because Yoko the hottie will never love him
Simon would watch Kamina cuck him from her too albeit. "Kamina sugoii!"
So THIS is all the comic book industry has to show for itself…
Spiral Energy isnt even on mazinger or gundam level. DC multiverse > mecha anime concept.
Let me guess Kyle slurped the cum out of his wife’s vagina?
I understand why he got over Yoko so quickly now.
OH NONONONONO SIMONCUUCKS WHAT THE FUCK IS THISSS!!!
No wonder CHADga won...
OH NO NO NO NO NO KYLEBROS WHAT THE FUARK IS THIIIIIIIIS!?!?!?!?!?
Man, if this is a scrap. I want a scrap.
That beetle was outside SP's range
Keeeeeeeek!
I bet he calls that guy to satisfy his harem all the time lmao
everyone who says ‘kekaroo’ got outed
Amazing.
K-kamina's the coolest! Kamina's the bestest! All the girls love Kamina and want Kamina! No girl would ever pick me over Kamina!
I am...a Simon CUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKK!!!!
How are Kylecucks gonna say their hero has a harem when he can’t even keep a single bitch loyal lmao
How old is she again?
DC multiverse > mecha anime concept.
Yet. A green lantern got cucked by a normal man . The dc multiverse is bellow condom level.
All of his multidimensional power can’t save him from getting cucked by a powerless 3D man.
Probably one of the funniest things to come out of it honestly.
What a cucked existence.
You'd want Yoko, but you couldn't have her because since you're a cuck only the BVLL wouj worship is man enough for the hot one
Such is the life of a TTGL cuckold. "Row row fight da powa" amirite reddit?
….but still above KEKu the KISSLESS Saiyajin…
How can people even be comic fans when all of their heroes get cucked?
Could your underage male heroes survive this?
Being a fan of comic books also means that you’e a fan of literal cucks lmao
KAMINA ANIKI COME BACK I ALREADY LISTENED TO YOU FUCK YOKO LIKE A LITTEL BITCH I NEED TO LISTEN TO YOU AND NIA NEXT SHE WOULD CHOOSE YOU OVER ME JUST LIKE YOKO DIIIIIDDD
13-14 in the child half of the series and 20-21 in the adult half
She had no canon age IIRC. She appears to be the same age as Simon though who is 14 at the start of TTGL and 21 during the later half.
DC is Boundless dimensional in 52 known realms.
Why does this have so much replies? Kylebros we are losing...
Not according to grant morrison
SIMON HOW COULD YOU I TOLD YOU YOU COULD ONLY FUCK HER AFTER ALL THE LANTERNS SHOWED UP TO MY HOUSE TO WATCH
If poster count was still around I wonder how many IP’s would be in the thread.
WTF??? A NORMAL BLONDE MAN IS PLEASING MY WIFE???? WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHIGN ABOUT IT? I AM SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING REALITY WARPING GREEN LANTERN!!!!!
Simon loves Yoko, Yoko fucks Kamina, Simon watches her fuck Kamina, Simon cries like a bitch
Simon tries scoring tablescraps with Nia, keeps sucking off Kamina's cock harder than Yoko did, Nia dies, Yoko fucks everyone that reminds her of Kamina, because all these years later she still loves Kamina more, Simon dies a virgin listening to Yoko fuck and remembering the happy days of watching Yoko and Kamina get it on in front of him
Yeah that seems about it. Funny to think within the lore of TTGL he'd ask Kamina to kiss Nia if he did come back. And Nia would leave him for Kamina just like Yoko did. And Simon would continue to kiss Kamina's feet.
Lmao, TTGLhomos are closet cuckks confirmed
Maybe 10.
Why does this have so much replies?
Kyle's wife got fucked by a guy named Simon.
No more than 10
Honestly? Probably like 15 anons just shitting up the entire thread with their cuck fetish. Why did they remove the IP counter anyways?
First he got raped by Bueno and now he got cucked by a completely powerless man, there is no existence more pathetic than that of Kyle KWABner.
The number be equal to the number of times Kyle got cucked
Lmao.
Kyle really enjoyed this
Kyle got cucked by Simon canonically
Lmao what a cuck fag
LMAO WHAT A CUCCKY FAG
He didn't fuck her and she died lol
holy shit
KEKAROOOOOOOOO HE’S A LITERAL RAPE VICTIM AND KEKOLD
As a Simonbro I'm very proud that my hero and I are both canonically cucks, so your mean chad words bounce right off me!
SO it's over?? What am I supposed to do as a Kylefag? Should I tell my gf to fuck other men as well?
Kamina definitely is fucking her too in the afterlife tho so it's ok, Simon can live happily knowing this
So this is why they always prefer to go with Hal as the Justice League’s Green Lantern…
Thread is up for two hours
Is already at bump limit because retards kept replying to themselves
Dude's name is literally Simon
Every reply to this thread is made from an unique IP. Everyone is laughing at kylekeks
KINGtos left you two cuckold protagonists to oversee his kingdom for 2 hours and look what happened!
Hide how dead the site is nowadays
Kyle hasn’t even fought Simon yet and he’s already gotten cucked by him
Grim.
Catbox link died, what was the link?
Can someone make an edit and change the bvll's face with Simon's face.
Wow anon...just... wow
Wow I can’t imagine how someone could pay for this unless they’re also cucks like their hero.
what was the link?
Simon fucking Kyle's wife while he is watching.
Yep this is why westoid comics are dead
We need to be....better anons.
files.catbox.moe
It's still up
Basically Kamina making out with Yoko and saying he's gonna fuck her and she likes it, then shows Simon was watching and he runs off crying and reminiscing all the time he was in love with Yoko before this
Then starts chanting to himself "what she does is none of my business!" while crying
leaves out the scene before Kamina got in the way where she and Simon were having a romantic moment and she was trying to confess to Simon
We know, Simon. You can be happy knowing your much cooler Aniki you worship is still fucking the women you love
Why is my favorite character a literal KEK……..
Kek, this.
Wait is kamina or whatever really his brother?
even with samefagging kylecucks can't reach the number of replies Simonchads have made
Yep, it's that easy.
No he's just an older douchebag who got stuck on mining duty with him for always mouthing off at the boss. He makes Simon call him "Big Bro" as like a japanese thing, or just because Simon's pathetic and kisses his ass
Could you please explain for me. I am not very good at comics, why does that shit happen?
my fucking sides
jesus, weren't kylefags cuckposting past threads? lmao, kyle is actual cuck
Yikes. Literal, canon cuck
So what compelled that thot to start slobbering all over another man despite the fact that she wanted to confess to Simon?
Kek what a pathetic and embarrassing literal cuckold
They were projecting.
DC is a exaggeration of reality being idealism over fantasy. Our realty would crush Ttgl.
despite the fact that she wanted to confess to Simon?
Uh the fact that she never had feelings for SImon at all and wanted Kamina the whole time? Retard or? Oh wait nvm, you're just a Kylekek, lmao.
Why did his wife fuck a random man if she was supposed to love Kyle?
Because the whole show only exists to suck off Kamina like he's an idol. It's really obnoxious and it never stops, he dies halfways through and yet every sentence Simon speaks from then on is how cool and amazing Kamina is. The moment Kamina hit on her she forgot about Simon
Stop lying about your own show retard, it's pathetic. Happens literally 5 minutes before this scene
Kylekeks really think their hero has a harem when all of his girlfriends are cheating whores lmao
Kyle sisters will NEVER recover.
Stop lying about your own show retard, it's pathetic. Happens literally 5 minutes before this scene
This literally never happens you delusional coping retard.
he even tells his plain jane consolation girlfriend who never met him all the time how chadly Kamina was and how he himself is not 1% of the man Kamina was. Like holy fuck there's being emasculated and there's emasculating yourself to shill some faggy gary stu to the audience
Can I make the next thread?
Your hero literally can't satisfy a woman better than an average dude lol.
MOVE NOW
It's impossible to argue with someone like you who lies to themselves for internet optics. Though given this thread it's no wonder you ttglfags are manbabies who can't act your age
All I can repeat is Watch episode 8. She tries to confess to him 5 minutes before Kamina macks on her.
Can you satisfy your woman better than the average dude?
Yep, because my name is not Kyle the cuck but I guess you can't because you are a Kylebro. Explain to me why is Kyle such a cucked bitch? He has all that power yet his gf prefers average men instead ?
ttglfags are manbabies who can't act your age
loses
everyone makes fun of his cucked hero
y-y you are the manbabies!
Kek, kneel and drink my cum from your wife's vagina just like you hero does.
Problem?
No, faggot. She is talking to Simon, probably about to confess she liked Kamina and wants his advice on how to approach it, when she sees Kamina and decides to make her move then and there instead. This level of cope is unhealthy, Yoko literally never showed any interest in Simon.
phoneposter
cuck mental gymnastics
No wonder. Kamina wasn't even part of the convo. It was a romantic scene between the two of them before Kamina made himself involved
vlcsnap
that date
Imagine being so mindbroken you download the video. I wouldn't even save that kyle garbage on my pc.
Hang on a minute…isn’t this the same reaction image used by the guy who was arguing Nolan marrying Debbie was immoral? Why are you defending Kamina, an adult, making out with a teenager???
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claims we’re using mental gymnastics
when their entire premise hinges on mental gymnastics
DC Comics. Not even once.
Ah yes, mental gymnastics when Yoko ditched Simon to go confess to Kamina…
Right…
Anon that would incap Prime too, he doesn't have the energy-storing armor on
As if the fridge wasn't bad enough