Death Battle

I'm staying here, the other thread is filled with too much samefagging more then usual

Its the cliffhanger of the episode, in the final act superman 'admits' defeat but causes them to immediately start infighting and then he finds some mcguffin to that acts like a yellow sun to restore his power. This episode was revealed to me in a dream.

If he had more time with his powers then yeah. But Tighten wouldn't do this so he'll never be at Metro Man's level despite having the same powers.

ENTER

Simon being with those two isn't helping with the whole cuckposting

Kyle literally having his wife fucked by another man isn't helping either.

yeah but Kyle isn't in the image

Wrong, he is behind them, fapping.

Why drives this kind of autism

No pussy brigade?

My favorite character? Is in a happy relationship with a loyal partner.

In case anyone missed it, Kyle's wife got cucked by Simon.

Whoa, same here!

Whatever happened to this comic? It had Bruce Wayne investigating the disappearance of Superman, along with his knock offs only to find this. I was actually kind of somewhat interested in the concept desu. Imagine how terrifying this moment might have been even to someone like Batman?

Kylebros, Simonbros...

Superman sings them all to non existence

files.catbox.moe/dp2g9o.mp4

In case anyone missed it, Simon's a cuck

I wish I was Simon in that moment...

Kylebro btw dunno if that matters

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT CAN"T BE!!

That Character?

Pretty relatable for kylecucks such as myself.

He calls in Saitama for help. Also I remember Lex being kept in an actual fucking sissification chamber made by Krupp because he was the first one to notice Supes was missing and was angry that he wasn’t the one to take him down

Also I remember Lex being kept in an actual fucking sissification chamber

What

Remember to ignore those posts btw.
Kyle is going to use the life equation on Simon and take the victory.

Zero Lies Detected

H E . W O N

Cuck posting isn't funny anymore guys

life equation

Bvll cum + my girlfriend= happy life
IS this the so called life equation?

While Saitama is throwing down with Captain Underoos, Bruce goes in as Batman and sneaks into Krupp’s lair for whatever reason i dont remember and finds Lex being sissified.

What robot girls can Nono fight?

Omniman outscales this

DON'T HIT ME WITH THE KITCHEN PLATE AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

Where can I find that comic? I'm just genuinely curious right now

With this occasion I am asking again for Noriko matchups

inb4 Jenny

I don't think it would fit that well also Gunbuster is way faster than Jenny.

Alita
Mahoromatic
Ghost in the shell

Kyle watch out...paper

Most of them job to Word Girl.

Simon will just ignore it like he ignored all of AS’s hax by having a stronger will. Gg get bent Kylecuck, now go clean your GF’s pussy of your bull’s cum.

It was posted on TikTok a few years ago. You can probably track it down on there but good look.

Gunbuster is way faster than Jenny

Jenny’s fast enough to fly between galaxies on her own while Gunbuster explicitly isn’t FTL since it can’t hit Space Monsters while they’re warping around.

MISTER ADVERTISER GET DOWN

Spiral power tanks it.

good look

Bruh…

changes the size of Gurren Lagann

Im wondering how these galaxies were able to hold their forms becsuse they are mostly just gas.

Krupp is a faggot?

is omnipresent

Paper galaxies

Continues to spew bullshit.

Kyle didn't change anyone size in story, stop posting scenes out of context.

Anti-Spiral tech.

Kyle doesn't need feats because he scales to other characters.

Im wondering how these galaxies were able to hold their forms becsuse they are mostly just gas.

Anti-spiral energy warps reality.

Gunbuster explicitly isn’t FTL since it can’t hit Space Monsters while they’re warping around.

I am pretty sure the warping is FTL. Not in combat of course.

Fuck, so he knew happened even before getting there? He was forced to assist to that? What the le actual fuck.

Creates a new world where there is no spiral energy

That's all DC fags can do. Overwhelm people with fake evidence.

Reminds me of this debunk: youtube.com/watch?v=7UolNxMfn1Y

DC fags are frauds.

This helps me self insert into my hero even more.

It tanks it because I said so!

compelling argument

They’re not FTL in combat no but they are when they warp, that’s why Noriko was forced to let the Needleship in episode 4 ram Gunbuster so she could kill it with the Buster Collider since it dodged her beam by warping.

Generates spiral energy anyway

What a fucking CHAD

Needleship in episode 4 ram Gunbuster so she could kill it with the Buster Collider since it dodged her beam by warping.

Yeah I know that. I didn't remember shit about Jenny's feats since I've seen a little of that show a long time ago.

He wouldn't be able to.

But he's big!!!

Not really...

Need Parallax Hal's feats because Kyle doesn't have shit

Parallax had collected the remnant energies from the Crisis, and he had to go into the future and weaponize the Entropy Wave at the end of time. Parallax couldn't bust a star on his own, let alone a Galaxy.

Unrionicaly why doesn't Kyle create an universe without cuckoldry?

That paper instakills all of DC btw

Continues to do it anyway, despite it being literally impossible

Unrionicaly why doesn't Kyle create an universe without cuckoldry?

He doesn't have the power. Quite literally. He never did. Kyle is planet level at best.

Cuckren is Zackly's jobber

Because he likes cuckoldry? Duh. No way my hero COULDN'T have that power.

Playground rules argument

Won't matter when the real death battle happens, kiddo

Please please PLEASE care about Chief vs Doomguy

Modern comic book writers are all suffering the Spider-man writer/Kirkman virus

He still generated spiral energy even when they were inside death spiral machine.

That was still a place that allowed spiral energy. If Simon goes to a universe with NO spiral energy, then he's fucked.

Noooo the character that regularly does the impossible can’t do the impossible when I say it’s impossible noooooooooo!!!

Cope and seethe.

Can you prove to me he would be able to? I can just use your logic against you

Kyle can make the impossible possible with the white lantern! He just can!

post him doing his taxes

I wish I was Simon there.
Kyle bro btw.

Kylecucks BTFO royally

start posting cropped porn as a cope

You love to see it.

Kamina and Yoko both died single and as virgins, btw. Meanwhile CHADmon railed Nia's tight cunt before she died.

I guess if it's any consolation, this shows that there will be actual discussion about the matchup once the episode does get announced. There won't be any Kratosposting, irrelevant matchups, or cuck- okay maybe not that last one.

I wish I was Simon there.
Simonbro btw. I worship Kamina.

Both Simon and Anti-Spiral destroys existence and recreates it.
So he would just create a universe with spiral energy and crush Kyle's one.

Kamina is fucking Nia in the afterlife just like he did Yoko bro.
Cuckmon’s biggest regret is he can’t watch the aniki he dicksucks and worships plowing the girl this time

Happy wife happy life.

Kyle vs Simon's animation will just be all the winners and losers of this season fucking their girls

All of Kyle's harem gets fucked by Lucas Simon and he enjoys watching it. My hero is such a fucking cuck.

Just like Simon! We’re such haopy cucks. I hope Nia gets to meet the Kamina we told her all about as a ghost, now she can finally fall in lovebwith a REAL SUPERIOR man the same way Yoko left us for him

Joke’s on you Simon would love that
Hopefully some of them wear sandals and beat him up and yell all the time, that’s Simon’s favourite type of BVLL

Kylebro here and this every capeKINO fan's dream! I want to cucked so badly, bros!!!!!!!

YIPEEE! I'm so glad that Lucas is making her happy!

Joke’s on you Kyle would love that
Hopefully some of them are blond haired and have blue eyes , that’s Kyle's favourite type of BVLL

ENOOOUGH!!!
KINGtos.

Fucking chud! Her body her choice!

Oh. My. God. I can only get so hard.

We apologise my liege!

Stop with the cuckshit.

I kneel to the king of statements.

Enter

Both Simon and Anti-Spiral destroys existence and recreates it.

Kyle does too. So what?

OUT OF YOUR POSTERS
WHICH ARE YOU

Imagine being a powerleveler obsessed with “Feets”. What would your parents say?

Where's the feat chad image?

So Simon can create a universe with spiral energy against Kyle's non-spiral energy universe, which Simon would win since he can accelerate the Spiral Nemesis.

Someone took the time to make this seething at all the people who made fun of him. Probably had tears in his eyes the whole way through.

All of them

Right here

Seething furfag is probably the closest to me since my hero is associated with an animal

Kratos but you accidentally misppelled Feats and Truth glorifier

misppelled

Fact 1: KINGtos can beat up every character posted in this thread with zero difficulty.

Fact 2: No character posted in this thread would stand a chance against KINGtos in a fight.

Fact 3: Every character posted in this thread other than KINGtos would get beaten up by the Adam Sandler vampire from Hotel Transylvania

No baxterfags

How is your wife's son doing, kratos?

Kratos loses to Kyle and Simon

Add Fraud & dishonesty mocker

FRAAAAAAAAAAUDDDDTOOOOOOOS

Died a virgin

In terms of manly mecha superstars legends, Kaminas not even top 10

Kyle and Simon put their fight on pause to fraudcheck Kratos

Would be kino honestly

…in the cuck competition (unfortunately every woman in GOW wants Kratos for his infinite wisdom and husband-qualities)

I am the one and only CHAD Slayer poster.

So what'd he end up doing?

"Who would win" poster for 1000 point! Better this than creating a separate thread for 1-2 replies.

Ah yes, misppelled — a far more etymologically honest rendering than the overly-simplified "misspelled." The deliberate double-p reflects a dual-layered nature: the first "p" standing for the preconscious presumption of correctness, and the second for the post hoc paradox of realization. An orthographic deepening if ever there was

Reminder composite birds solos

DC

Marvel

ALL capeshit

Dragon Ball

All of anime in general

They're not going to make Doomslayer multiversal right? Because if they are, why have him fight Master Chief?
Might as well have him in to fight Dante at that point.

AIJEETos

low complex multiversal

Runs away from rocks btw

this excludes a the non-avian dinosaurs right?

trannyimals

Hell no

Reminder that BITCHtos was put in the cuck corner by CHADvel Knight canonically.

Those are Outerversal 1-A rocks though

How would it beat Kyle's?

Kratos has more anti-feats than feats. And some of the feats he has are questionable.

Those rocks? A massive sacred cairn in hel - a dimension that transcends the laws of time and space and whose towers imprison omnipotent souls of dead gods such as Zeus himself
The fact Kratos so effortlessly dodged a tower that transcends time and space is…incalculable!!!

That is CHADnimals to you superjob

Kyle has the life equation which is basically the force + the infinity gauntlet + the source(basically wish manipulation on a meta toon force level) + tardis. Spiral energy is a pocket dimensional energy manipulation that can't warp even something like Marvels power cosmic. Kyle slaughters Simon.

ducking lit

ducking video games

ducking real life CHADnimals

Birdsissies...

Xelee sisters...

Post "boundless" characters not getting gaped by CHADnimals

Your anus will be boundless after I am done with you.

Kratos TANKED Atreus’ bear form

Post animals not jobbing to base humans with a gun

Fraud and dishonesty glorifier, then.

F-F-FUUUUUUUUUCK

DEKU the man who became "the greatest hero"- I mean A great hero... Never mind he never got into the hero ranking because he couldn't even reach top 250 in his own country.
And let's ignore how his whole career is always Kickstarted by someone else giving him powers for free.
Also he got the girl in the end! ... Kind of, she never recognized him as a man, but she got to hold his hand once! Right at the end of the manga

EREN. The man who fought for his people! By pretending to be a genocidal maniac who in the end only wanted to not die a virgin, in his delusions he killed his own mom and make himself suffer unnecessarily. Only to become a pigeon and watch every year how the woman he loved brings her daughter (from another man) to his grave, as his county got ravaged and the literal queen he was bound to marry ended up dating a big black framer

Simon

A boy with a crush on a slut who ended up choosing Chad over him, so mind broken by this revelation he became a feminist who defends the rights of women to have a high body count and in the end even as an omnipotent being he couldn't stop being a cuckold

They are actually universes. The director admitted that they couldnt think of a way to convey that, so they made them look like galaxies.

Post animals not jobbing to base humans with a dick

I-I-I CAAAAAAAAN'T

That elephant? Vishnu

I don't think posting a sexy girl is gonna help with getting anyone to stop posting weird shit Norikobro.

Not everyone in Kyle's universe can turn into a universe by themselves.
Simon's can.

ACK

As a fellow Simonposter please don’t resort to lying like the Kylefags do, we don’t need to go down to DC’s level.

All of these are poor feats compared to a true cuck like Kyle that actually allowed another man to fuck his wife as you can see here

you mean the 2D discs?

Wdym lie? That’s true.

Well at least it will be some positive sexuality for a change

No, but it’ll make posters like me focus more on the women and not the cuck fantasies.

Your author has stated that yes, they are real galaxies despite how stupid that sequence would be and all it's implications.
No, he hasn't thought about it for more than ten seconds.

Nah Omniman has better Str feats, and trying to scale Tighten to Metro Man is a silly thing because even when bloodlusted his feats don't compare.

Correct. Simon chads are FEAT gods. We don't need statements like kyle sissies.

galaxies

You mean universes.

Even worse

Is this a death battle general? I thought generals were outlawed back in the 2010s?

You guys let the power girl generals die for this and Ms marvel?

Here's a large list of ways Kyle will beat Simon

Well actually, Simon would not ignore this because I said so!!!

So this is the kind of life Kratos shared with both Lysandra and Faye…
Ares hated it because he had nothing of his own, that is why he tricked Kratos into destroying it

No.

Yoko and Kamina have a thing. Simon is still a kid. Yoko and Kamina share one kiss.

Kamina dies before he and Yoko can smash.

Simon meets a girl his actual age and they have almost a decade together, living together, and fucking like rabbits.

Yoko never finds anyone else.

Kittan always had a thing for Yoko.

Kisses her once before he goes out on a suicide mission.

Dies.

Simon isn't a cuck. Yoko has kissed a grand total of two men and both died in combat right after. Simon got to know the love of his life and soulmate for at least a few years.

OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0

The implications don't matter because they were in an alternate space created by the Anti Spiral.

Pics or it didn’t happen

Simon and Yoko are the same age. Kamina is older than them.

kek

Did a four year old draw this? Kek

The real retard here is whoever got mad at that tweet. This guy could’ve said the most depraved shit ever and I would’ve let him because I’m not about to get up in arms for McDonalds of all things.

BOOM
BOOM
BOOM
BRING ME, DOOM SLAYA

him killing doom slayer again with a grenade is going to be so funny

It's not a general, notice the lack of "General" in the OP nor does OP link back to a previous threads? it's a 100% normal thread dedicated to the animation series called Death Battle.

despite how stupid that sequence would be and all it's implications.

It's a pretty cool sequence

b-but my physics

Doesn't matter.
It's probably from the GL guidebook. If I remember correctly it was all on danbooru.

Simon just created a society without taxes instead.

N-N-NNNOOOOOOO!!!! RRrRRRrReeEEEeEE!!!

She-man's a born true dyed-in-the-wool cuck. Deal with it.

You’re in /dbg/

So probably

kyle out of nowhere

GL's own author downplaying him

Soon, CHADdder, will be upgraded to city block level. After he defeats part 1 Sakura.

722

Kekle can’t argue and has a meltdown

Only generals for dead shows were 'outlawed'. However, many dead shows have generals fully protected by jannies on this board (Murder TROONS, etc), so it appears that's not a rule anymore.

(You) but like a BITCH

Batman is no longer the laughingstock of Death Battle

TROONS

Literally nothing wrong with trans women!

Simon has infinite power!!

gets debunked by his own creator

I don’t get it, how did NO ONE make this post???

Literally every capeshitter got cucked at least once. Who cares, get over it.

Literally no such thing.

What are you even talking about? if we take the creator's word seriously then it's an upgrade not a nerf.

how is Simon taking smaller scale attacks an upgrade?

Game mechanics.

Don't count.

That's just a normal family, I don't see what's there to get mad about.

Isn't the actual anime version of Shredder like star level though?

Cant break an iron gate in the books

Do count.

The author said those were universes. That anon misquoted him.

You are a mentally ill spammer.

Holy...... NarutoBROS

So smaller than galaxies than people were claiming

OK now here's the real version from people who don't lie about their own series for internet narrative

Simon and Yoko - who are the same age - have a thing and many many instances of both of them being attracted to eachother but too shy to make fruit.

They have another romantic scene where Yoko almost confesses, but hesitates. Then Kamina - who is older than Yoko and Simon - cucks Simon and macks on Yoko in the same spot as she was getting cosy with Simon and says he's gonna fuck her. Yoko forgets about Simon because the whole show is about idolising this cardboard gary stu douchebag. Simon watches and cries in agony because Kamina just ruined his entire buildup with Yoko who he was in love with

Simon and Yoko spend the rest of their lives worshipping Kamina's name, so Simon never ever has a chance to have Yoko because she's too busy worshipping Kamina's sandals at the grave and then Kamina's clone Kittan (who she only fucks because he's le Kamina but not quite as good)

Simon meets a plain jane replacement loli with no tits who is boring as all hell and noone in the fandom is attracted to

she dies at the same time as their wedding

Yoko will still never love Simon because she's still worshipping le Bull Kamina and so is Simon

Simon got cucked by Kamina and spent the rest of his life a spineless bitch worshipping him for it. Simon never got to get with the girl he actually loved because the plot demanded she worship Simon's BVLL Kamina for the rest of her and that Simon keep worshipping him too for cucking him. That's all Simon is: a bitchbroken Kamina worshipper and a cuck.

And why do TTGL homos keep repeating this "simon was younger than her" LIE? Kamina was older than both of them. Is it because they think that makes it sound less pathetic if you lie to the other fandoms about why Simon got cucked, you pretend it's because his agegap is unwholesome?
Kamina and Yoko were the only unwholesome agegap. Simon was the same fucking age.

Weaker than Boysman? That's pretty fucking weak.

They said Kratos would lose to Asura

They were wrong

They say that Kratos would lose to other characcters

When will they learn?

And why do TTGL homos keep repeating this "simon was younger than her" LIE?

Lies and internet narratives are all they have. Their own series has been forgotten so whenever it's sparsely brought up they gotta construct a fake story around it like it wasn't slop.

characcters

Just how powerful is the Birdverse?

Godly gate made by gods

i cachinnate!

All that text no one will read

Simon literally fucked Kyle's gf, it's over bro

It's going to get actual views, don't worry.
The cuck matchup for cucks will flop and hopefully battleboard shitters will be ignored and ridiculed going forward, if Death Battle wants to succeed.

Can you explain this DC sisters? Why is Kyle such a huge cuck? Why are heroes in comics always cucks?

I'm supporting Doom guy to win, cause he's fun

Why can't you lot stick to your own websites.

TTGL is more popular than Kyle. I know it makes you seethe but I am sorry.

Dumped Isabelle for another animal character

FURRY LAYER...

SHE-man has barely touched a girl

SHE-man CVCKS - 'h-h-he'll f-f-FUCK your g-girl...'

KEKAROOOOO!

Watch out!

ignoring the evidence you have here

Kek

Animals? Ingredients in meals, which means they are all sub cookbook level which means Kratos beats all animals as Kratos has cookbook scaling.

Deathbattlefags don't know how to have fun, all they have is whining over their braincancer and why its empirical science.

How is this a DB issue when every other “Death Battle” related place other than here is having fun during their waiting period.

"I love it here in Hell, there's fear everywhere you look. Come on Daisy, let's get my Shotgun. Done! Time to Ripe and Tear."

More like cockbook scaling lmao !!!!!!

By Death Battlefags he means Anon Babble Death Battlefags.

ripe and tear

They have Akane and we don't.

she misread it!

You could’ve had Akane if these threads didn’t reject her and call her cringe. Now look at where we are.

You're missing the best

implying

That's their adopted daughter, because Doomguy has to remain chaste for papacy

My hero...

… is a Metro-Man victim.

Simon wonnered

Simon winned

oh shit you actually did change the filename for these, now it won't be even more obvious for people to notice you're playing both sides

He's literally just a Clark who gets mindraped into becoming a Viltrumite-tier evil bastard by the pod that brought him to Earth when he gets old enough to develop powers. He never fights another super, all he does in his movie is terrorize and kill normal humans. The ability to pick up and drop a car and be immune to bullets is all he needs for that task, but that puts him solidly at the bottom of the barrel in this lineup.

Papa C. Is the name of Isabelle's bull.

They were wrong

They were right. It was DB that was wrong, as many people have pointed out. The sheer bullshit they had to invent from thin air to give Kratos the win ruined whatever thin credibility DB had left.

>Simon and Yoko - who are the same age - have a thing and many many instances of both of them being attracted to eachother but too shy to make fruit.

It’s almost admirable how insistent you are at posting information. The attraction was entirely one-sided, Yoko only liked Kamina.

What a pointlessly edgy shitty movie

Very. They are basically Doctor Who Timelord tier, but the scary version of time lords from the war, all the time.
If you cannot travel through time and rewrite reality on a whim, you are not tall enough to ride. You don't matter to them any more than a single grain of sand on a beach does.

Yoko and Kamina barely had any scenes before he came onto her. Yoko and Simon had far more, as his flashback showed, he was always too shy to take it to the next place.

Yoko was literally about to confess to Simon. You already got caught lying about their ages, stop digging yourself deeper.

Here's how Kyle can still win

The sheer bullshit they had to invent from thin air to give Kratos the win ruined whatever thin credibility DB had left

Nothing will ever beat this. They peaked in bullshit right here.

That’s pretty cool faggots except for the tiny little detail that it was Yoko who confessed to Kamina. Keep coping.

Nothing will ever beat [thing they did not say or imply]

hulk loses
godzilla loses
kratos loses
simon loses
jiren loses
i win
*braps*
*dabs*

Your name? Kratos

but kra-

Kratos.

*kills you five times*

says Kratos is faster than quadrillions speed of light because he kills a 1% HP Helios (shot down by a ballista and crippled by someone else)

words line up with them showing Kratos baby shuffling towards Helios with his hands covering his eyes after being flashed

*makes you anal vore kratos*

I fap to anal vore.

Superman shouts at Darkseid

Who was a crippled, necrotic carcass, already run through by the Black Racer, mutilated by Orion and shot with a Radion bullet by Batman

G-Good going, Superman!

you fap to it but would never participate in it? you are an insult to your fetish
*braps*
*dabs*
*moonwalks away*

Zeus in Hel

Anon...that wasn't actually Zeus it was an illusion made from Kratos' memories

KINGtos scholar btw

You really think Kratos baiters actually play the game?

solos all of Marvel, DC, Dragon Ball, and Kratos

Who is this gook?

He is literally me.

Which Digimon is that?

Gentlemen, post what scares all Korean men.