What do you think the terms imposed by Superman were?

What do you think the terms imposed by Superman were?

How is he wrong here?

Getting rid of age of consent tyranny once and for all.

It’s crazy that this scene even existed at all, so based

based superman

No fart will go unsniffed

He made them both agree that he was their god.

They agree that Superman is cooler and more popular than Batman.

based Superman creating world peace

chud Batman can't even stop a clown

More importantly, what was his tax policy?

What if the terms favored Israel?

Israel gets the West Bank and 80% of the land and Palestinians get Gaza.

I'm all for the mandatory "black tail" hour

why would superman need to bring in israel's leader for this then?

Because it would make a nice photo.

I dont think superman would enjoy the idea of just being able to nuke anyone

Well everyone always says Injustice Superman is wildly and insultingly out of character.
Or maybe he's just following the will of his creator, Jerry Siegel.

yeah maybe. the most realistically safe option would be to kill all jews.

Superman giving everyone a goverment-issued girlfriend is awesome, shame that she's obligated to cock cage me and only have sex with a big black chad while I have to watch.
I hope I get a big tiddy goth.

Skub, love it or leave it.

what's the blood on the window frame from?

Based Superman.

Mostly because "Bialya" and "Quarec" would just go looking for ever more covert ways to kill tons of each other's civillians.
Also because one of them has "President Luthor" in their pocket.

Then we know it's actually Bizarro.

But what about North and South Relasia?
Would Superman finally be able to mend the divide of the Relasian War

Given how he portrayed Superman's reaction to war profiteering and harming kods, Jerry would despise Netanyahu.

Stop fighting or every day I kill a tenth of your populations until there aren't enough left to fight.

"South Relasia" has no interest in footing the money it'd cost to bring "North Relasia" out of the goddamned Dark Ages, and has it's own issues with feminist cults and a hat trick presidential inpeachment.

The 'Pretty Simple If You Think About It' treaty.

Stop shooting at each other

Time-share the Temple Mount

Get back to your side of the line

Any violators will be violated

You see that blood on the window? These people tried to oppose superman before considering peace with each other

I don't even know why we pretend this is some big complex conflict. Israel should just fuck off.

Sign the treaty or get 5000 years of gay sex at the top of Mount Crushmore.

Wtf Raimi

Seems fair, I guess.

No

based beyond belief

you want all those jews going BACK to the US?

Back to Israel.

I believe every single Jew around the world should be in Israel. Which wouldn't be so hard to accomplish, once America sends all of theirs then there is only 2.2 million Jews outside of Israel.

Unlikely because Superman is against evil

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