Your girlfriend's superhuman roided out turbo masculine planet conquering sex god ex-husband comes back in her life

your girlfriend's superhuman roided out turbo masculine planet conquering sex god ex-husband comes back in her life

Poor guy never stood a chance

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He called that bitch out multiple times saying this relationship obviously isn’t a good idea and she reassured him it was going to be okay and that she’s “healed” only to fucking dump him the second her ex popped back in her life. Just like that stupid bitch Sophia. YOU FUCKING WHORE!

What happens to him in the comic again?

man they really looksmaxed him for the show,

Paul has balls considering he knows Omniman is alive and any day he could return and rip him in half

Instantly dumped the minute Nolan showed his face on earth. Not even joking, shit was fucked. Never date a single mother bros.

Their relationship turned sour off-panel
Debbie didn't break up with him because Nolan came back, it's just something bad happened when Mark was away
Debbie's interaction with him was calling him to get his stuff back at her place

The dump was off screen too
Mark is like

What about paul

And she's like "we broke up"
It's fucked up

At least Nolan didn't rip off his dick. Many men in real life would do that if they could

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If he did Debbie would be only slightly upset

Wait. Are there people shipping Debbie with Paul? He's obviously a disposable love interest. Not including the comic already exist. Sound like anons looking for something to be offended. Typical

No it's upsetting because he was a genuinely good person and didn't have it coming.
No one feels bad for the alien eve got with when she thought mark died for 5 years.
Paul on the other hand did everything right

Gives debbie time to heal and respects her boundaries

Is there for her at her lowest

Is there for both of her kids even and tries to be a good influence on oliver

Cooks a damn good pasta

His reward is getting dumped off screen

Nolan is literally Superman

Show Paul has way, WAY more chemistry than comic Paul

If that bother you, most probably the cartoon will make them break on-screen. No way Paul win though. For some reason Amazon is very invested in the female audience and they want Nolan to return with Debbie

On one hand I want to see Nolan’s Omni-Rizz in action, but on the other hand my incel instincts are having me self insert as Paul. Quite the conundrum.

I mean yeah obviously she gets with Nolan, alot if events later in the comic hinges on them being together.
It's still just unfortunate for Paul

For some reason Amazon is very invested in the female audience and they want Nolan to return with Debbie

Seriously?
I've seen people constantly argue Debbie SHOULDN'T go back to Nolan and just be amicable exes at most since no one in their right mind would go back to someone after that level of betrayal

WHERE IS OMNIMAN

If the Viltrumite empire takes over then every human man suffers the same fate as Paul btw. We’d watch helplessly as they take our women away and fly off into deep space, never to be seen again.

An entire planet filled with Pauls. We’d reach levels of it’s so over never before seen.

Ok consider this.
Gay Viltrumites
What could you even do if they wanted to hold you down?

I'm so lonely...

I don't know, i feel that could very easily be interpreted as some "woman getting back with their abusers" thing in this era, and after what they been doing with Debbie's character (and Mark's refusal to forgive him unlike the comic) her getting back with Nolan in the show is not very likely

Too many plot threads involve them getting together to just drop it.
They got together and then went to the moonbase and they did the family reunion there with the iconic hand wrestling scene while anisa was watching and getting turned on, can't skip that, and after that they went to themyscira together so eve and mark had the home all to themselves and had most of their relationship development there and then robot destroyed the house which was a big deal to the viewer because we got accustomed to it like the van in breaking bad.
Just too many little things would get jumbled if nolan and Debbie don't get together

The last cool thing Immortal man did before you get hit over the head with the fact-brick that Nolan severly outranks him

What about the time he beat up conquest?

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he thought that was omni man

Debbie is not getting back with Nolan. It would make all her development null.

Nolan is literally Superman

Lois Lane slept with everyone before finally giving Superman a chance, that includes Batman.

retard she always wanted Superman, it's Superman who didn't (couldn't) want her back.
it's clark kent whom she didn't give a chance, who's just some guy from her prespective.

Debbie is getting back together with Nolan because it is hot as fuck and you are going to have to live with it.

Heres the reason we cant have nice things: woman's argument "i needed someone to take care and provide" should be officially nullfied by now. Maul her, leave the guy intact.

Does monster girl ever..? you know...

There's only 50 Viltrumites, not all of which are male, most of whom would instantly lose to human pussy and develop severe oneitis (with the exception of Kregg who still loses but doesn't develop oneitis).

If they actually proceeded with the breeding planet plan it would only take like 2 generations before regular humans are wiped off the universe in favor of Viltrumites (that are only 99% pure but whatever)
Once women find out what Viltrumites are it's just over for human males

Yeah Kreeg effortlessly got 12 different human women pregnant in a short time span and they were all happy to be in his harem. Women will always choose the best genetics for their children, and an indestructible, super strong alien who can fly would be in high demand

Theoretically, if a human male could make a Viltrumite female orgasm through penetration, would the involuntary pussy spasms crush the dick like an industrial vice?

Feminists are a vocal minority

Is there any lore reason given as to why the Viltrumires didn't just use their few remaining females as breeding factories to replenish their population? Viltrumites remain in their physical prime for thousands of years, so a single viltrumite female like Anissa could have thousands of children. And then the children resulting from this could speed up the process by breeding with each other. You'd be back to millions of Viltrumites in relatively no time considering their lifespans

I've seen people constantly argue Debbie SHOULDN'T go back to Nolan and just be amicable exes at most since no one in their right mind would go back to someone after that level of betrayal

It's very unrealistic that they do, especially in the show where Nolan deliberately kills many people and then nearly kills Mark before dropping off his new bug kid for her to take care of.

Probably a cultural thing, They have weird traditions and culture that value dignity alot like how they won't execute you unless you're in tippy top condition. Doubt they'd humiliate their own women like that.
But at the end of the day who knows

The Viltrumites are an authoritarian, expansionist culture that expects all individuals to subsume their identities and personal desires into the good of the Empire. Nolan says in the comic that getting to scout out a planet before conquest is the closest thing Viltrumites have to a vacation. I find it hard to believe that a society like this, when facing extinction level numbers, would allow their females the option of living normal lives in the military, rather than just insisting they give birth as much as possible. It would objectively be the best way for the women to serve the Empire

I havent seen this show since season 1, but didnt Nolan called her "a pet" or something like that? Does she want to come back with him? Is super dick that good?
If so damn, that sounds straight out of the shitiest NTR ever.

How do you people cope with this genuine telenovela writing?

the writing is good though.

Nolan is canonically a great lover, as Debbie can't keep her hands off him even after 20+ years together, and she openly flirts with him in front of Mark, despite knowing how awkward that is for a teenage boy. Keep in mind, Nolan is the single most powerful and dangerous being on the planet, he could wipe out entire countries with ease if he wanted to, women love dangerous and powerful men, and Nolan is the most dangerous and powerful man imaginable

Never was.

with gore

I like disposable love interests because most of the time they don’t do anything wrong except “be boring.” Reminds me of the notebook where he was better than the actual love interest.

it's clark kent whom she didn't give a chance, who's just some guy from her prespective.

And that's supposed to make it better?

You think too highly of women.

Are you sure?

Paul on the other hand did everything right

It doesn't matter if you do everything right. What matters is what she's feeling is right in the moment.

Why the fuck didn't he stay with Lana?

What is it woth Kirkman cucking people

Nerd writers love it for some reason.

He said he didn't mean it after and apologized though.
Sure it's dumb she accepted his apologies but i doubt she'd go back to him if he said yeah i meant all that shit you're a pet and i never loved you, because it wouldn't be true, he loves Debbie.

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It's so obvious Paul has a micropenis

Typical Filipino

Fanboys get invested on the romantic subplots, as this thread proof

I thought he was white. His VA is white after all

Not gonna lie I used to go to this gamestop and this 6 at best Asian chick told me she loved my hair and the guy she was working with looked so heartbroken when she said that and something just came over me to say “I like your everything”. Now I never banged her just hung out and got blown but anyway I say that to say ntr’ing someone was the greatest I’ve ever felt

Being boring is the greatest crime a man can commit

Literally. Never be the guy that does everything right, because women's feelings change whenever and she'll justify it in her head always. She'll either leave you for the guy that gets a emotional reaction out of her, or you're the guy she settles for after getting ran through by the guys she actually wanted.

Huh, didnt know about that. Dropped it before season 2 after all.

Cliff Curtis is Māori so that would Paul Māori or at least some kind of Polynesian.

For what it's worth you should know. Both the show and comics get much better as you go on

Quit lying to the guy.

True but Amazon execs believe they're the general audience. See every Amazon original. I think Paul has a slim chance, a very slim one. But if Paul and Debbie end together, women will riot

Does Nolan not deliberately kill tons of people during the season 1 ending fight in the comic?

but Amazon execs believe they're the general audience

How? Are they stupid?

The show made it worse.

They live in a bubble apart from the real world

Korean fingers typed this

No, it's collateral damage mostly. The holding marks head to the train and crushing the pilots head were added.

cool cuck larp bro

Are you sure?

Not gonna lie I [lie]

kek

Thanks for the (you) I like making you guys on here mad now that I finally touch grass now. I’m sorry Anon Babble I’m not a loser completely like you anymore you pushed me to this thanks.

One day you can lose your virginity too

Nolan’s a mass murdering xeno who tried to beat their son to death, was going to kill her and who can poorly mimic human pairbonding at best
The genetic superpowers are an appeal but to choose that as your partner you need to have no logical concern for your own safety or the safety of your young

you need to have no logical concern for your own safety or the safety of your young

So a woman.

In the comics it's all just collateral damage, making it a bit more easy to forgive him, the show however made it a LOT worse by showing Nolan explicitly murdering people left and right in cold blood

Look people are shallow buddy

You act like some 4'9 chick wouldn't pick a 6'5 guy who has nothing going for him when of course they would

There has been studies and statistics that prove it biologically it's honestly kinda funny how much proof there is for it.

This is just that on a super level

Why are they always called Paul?

Sounds like another instance of Kirkman's shit writing not thinking that far ahead when he added an element tot he story.

im not a loser that's why i post my ntr fantasies on an internet forum

kek

Sounds like the exact kind of man a woman would want. Kirkman gets women if nothing else.

Even weirder since Kate already has a brother named Paul

Idk I think some women like danger and aggressive asshole at times like some said before. I got with the first “hot” chick of my life a few years ago because I got so pissed at her fucking up at work and yelled at her if she was dumb and the only reason I got enough balls to call her dumb was because I knew or thought at the time she just wasn’t into me.

I was referencing a certain Spider-man character

He's Jewish and a lotta comic book writers (feat the Venture Bros writers) have the same fetish due to having some messy divorce

Rudy killed the fun unironically.

Jewish

Kirknan grew up in a Christian household

Kirkman gets women if nothing else.

Same with Lucas, no matter how many dorks say otherwise.

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are you sure

With how much more developed he is in the show, I honestly don't expect Paul to get dumped off-screen like in the comics, hell, I don't even know if they'll break up, part of Nolan's redemption might be accepting that he hurt Debbie, she moved on, and she's not going to take him back.

That's what I've been thinking too honestly

I want to agree with you but rex still sploded sp there's a chance they're just gonna somehow to this into a Empowerment moment for Debbie

Omni-man is a Chad while Anakin is a sperg, just like Lucas.

He's pretty cool at the end of the comic when he's the only hero not falling for Robot's bullshit

Leave her alone you weirdo

Can someone tell me why 90% of the background characters with speaking roles in this show are black?

He's not black? He's Asian probably or Greek maybe a latino

He's clearly South east asian (probably filipino)