Waifu Wednesday

aaaaaaaand thread hidden.

Every other thread on the catalog is already a waifu thread.

Thanks for the bump

Nat really knows how to make them

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This is now a Bee and Puppycat thread.
The original Pilot has infinitely more soul than the actual series. Also, the series sucks dick. It's just magical girl white woman (she's an android or something) surrounded by this weird mix of brown/grey people. It's way too heavily inspired by anime and it shows badly. Nothing REALLY original.

Between Bee and Fiona, who's the bigger girlfailure?

I love Bee and always wanted to watch her series just because of her but I always see anons say basically this. I like her, but I dunno if I like her enough to accept her carrying the entire series on her shoulders

The one who would date me.

my beloved failure

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Still have yet to check out the Netflix series. Maybe it's 'cause I've just been so fixated on the original version of her for so long? I dunno. Still love her all the same.

[Spoiler]Just need to find a woman like her now that I'm around her age by this point.[/Spoiler]

That implies she'd be more of a failure if she dated you. Don't be so mean to yourself anon

tummy squeeze

HNNGN MY DICKIE WICKIE

Just need to find a woman like her now

In what kind of way?

He's a male waifu so it counts.
Anyways, I love Randal and I'm tired of hiding it.

I so wish there were more chubby shortstacks in Anon Babble content

Brown, evil catgirl who walks around barefoot

She has it all

I’m obsessed with illustrated females but I realized I will never be a waifufag. There is no “the one” I just like too many (and not just muh dick).

I suppose just someone who's cheerful, laid-back and a bit socially stunted (something we'd have in common) but in an endearing kind of way (something we probably don't have in common). The quintessential girlfailure archetype.

Though I also have a bit of a weakness for large puffy hair and a modest amount of chub.

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that armpit hair

Lazy in Space is weird. Its more Bee and Puppycat, which is nice, it gives us more with the wizard bros and puppycats backstory and its animated beautifully, even better than the youtube season 1 but its storytelling is worse, especially at the end. And then netflix made those three extra episodes which are a reimagining of the pilot and s1, which are genuinly awful, even the animation is worse. They even blackwash my forever waifu, Cardamon's mom. Man, what a looker that woman is

I was soured by her inclusion over other, more popular, characters at first but she grew on me

If we're going by S1 Bee then she takes it.

Imagine if she wore a diaper and went outside exposing herself to everyone

Cease...

Nice
I wanna grope her belly

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I need that butt...

Imagine parting her cheeks, pushing your face in between them, and then being smothered betwixt her monumental asscheeks clapping back together like the two halves of the red sea.

The only thing that's gonna cease are her bowels after she releases a large mess

StarChaser was my favorite cartoon when I was a kid, and Silica awoke something in my younger self...

It's (late) Waifu Wednesday

I fucking hate your waifu. I'm gonna beat her up and make you watch.

I KNEEL