What would you do?
Hard mode: you can pick one.
What would you do?
monke
Rat. Then make waifus real
Dog. Easy.
Don't do it man. They will reject you, and you will not be able to handle that.
I'm a cuck, so it would be hot bringing an artificial girl to life and then she leaving me for a chad, like if I created the perfect girlfriend for another man.
Pig tailsman
I'd pick one.
That superspeed one always seemed cool.
Dog, I can figure everything else out with time.
Dog or Horse. Either way I could make a fortune.
I go with the Snake tailsman.
Sanke, go on a mass groping spree.
Rat, tell people I can bring their sex dolls to life for a fee
Dog, followed by studying magic and becoming a powerful sorcerer. the talismans exist and function, so does magic.
Neither. Magic is evil
Same. I could make so much money as a magician, and invisibility can be useful in day-to-day life.
Rooster is telekinesis
Easiest power to hide if you aren't an idiot
No one is going to steal it from me if they don't know I have super powers, and there's plenty of ways to use it to make money
Tossup between Dog or Horse assuming nobody can steal it from me. Horse would make mad dosh both as a healer and repairing damaged structures.
Rat of course is amazing but also VERY dangerous if you fuck up.
Based self sacrificing world improver.
Dog is probably the easiest to hide so long as you aren't blatantly doing dumb shit. As far as anyone is concerned you are just a super healthy guy and you can feign the endless stamina thing
But Dog is also hard to use to make money
That's telekinesis, Kyle
How about the power
To move you!
Well you will never run out of energy so you can get more done at least
HEAT BEAM EYE BLAST!!
But Dog is also hard to use to make money
Bro, take this shit, and run a marathon at full sprint
I wonder if it works on competitive eating. Probably could do drinking contests easy
You just can't do that too many times, but you could pull it off two or three times every hundred years or so, and invest the money.
And since you're now Immortal(so long as you keep the Talisman on you), you can put it into long term high yield stuff.
Let that interest build up for a hundred years or so and "inherit" it from "your grandfather".
Horse. I keep daydreaming about being able to cure peopleI see in the street with an illness, deformity or missing limb by just touching them.
What are these? Power Ranger morphing stones?
I want to eat them
Why the fuck do you people want to be immortal
Horse + extreme workout regimen.
Horse.
Immortality sucks but imagine being able to age gracefully with no drawbacks. Exercise and instantly heal the sores and pains and get Anon Babble
Or more likely just be one of those obese slobs with no health drawbacks. Keep your friends happy and healthy too and just live comfy.
It's not just immortality but infinite stamina and standard health. Its convenient, pragmatic, and can fly under the radar
It's not infinite stamina, it's stamina of a person at peak health.
Which is a lot, But not infinite. (Unless it was stated as more in show?)
The easy answer pick is Rat, because you can theoretically use that to pick and choose other powers from fiction. Sure, if you summon a person that person has their own will, but what stops you from just summoning a fictional ITEM to use as you see fit? I can give myself an iron man suit, a magic wand, etc.
Okay you made your choice, now your going to have to deal with Jackie Chan trying to steal it from you. How do you plant to stop him and his plot armor hijinks?
Horse is probably the best. You can make money off of it, and keep yourself and your loved ones healthy. Dog's immortality and vigor is tempting, but it really just effects yourself, while Horse can effect others.
That or you can gamble it all on what you stick your Rat into.
Sheep. No downsides since there are no disembodied souls floating around that could take over my body.