Death battle

Kek canon

John Constantine busts his crust.

...people are trying to get my thread deleted again

the mind of this anon (canon)

Ultrakill demons are stronger than god himself, is the reason for the story

Batman would never change genres

*phone ringing*

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but not stronger than the one true god, Allah

BRING ME HUMAN MEN

Could a wall-level character's hax affect an overversal character if the latter has never shown any level of resistance to it?

sure, why not?

BRING ME KRATOS!
BRING ME THOR!
BRING ME SUPERMAN!
BRING ME HULK!
BRING ME THE ELEPHANT!
BRING ME YUJIRO!
BRING ME OMNI-MAN!
BRING ME IMMORTAL!
BRING ME KOFFING!
I wish to put on a festival of friendship, for the KINGS(us) who run these threads!

ITT we post our HEROES!!

on opposite day

you could poison Mike Tyson the same as you could a grandma

FRAUDyonder

Just another FODDER for Hal Jordan.

jobs to D.H.O.R.K.S. since they're just human glowies

SHIT Jordan

You're not invited to the festival, dork. Oh, but do pass along an invitation to the cooler, stronger, and more CHAD Green Lantern, Guy Gardner!

sniff... I meant to fuck me in the ass not to burry me under layers of cement and asphalt

KEKAROOO!

John Ward

youtube.com/watch?v=zvNFPQiapts

I just assume that since they are outerversal, they would be unaffected by any attack that isn’t also outerversal.

passes Roshi's test

The Scarlet King? Stomps your favorite verse

Composite JOBnics?

Fodderized

Composite TRANSnime?

One shotted

Composite SHITdeo Games?

Stomped

Composite WEAKnema?

Surpassed

Composite KEKterature?

Demolished

B-B-But SCP is muh fanfiction—

Don't care. Get solo'd, bitch

I can commission art of him to be a fat tittied WHORE. Check? Mate (with Scarlet Queen)

I can commission art of him to be a fat tittied WHORE.

Do NOT do that anon

DIMELESS King is a FRAUD and he wouldn't even beat Mecha Sonic from Sonic & Knuckles.

Too late. Already in motion.

Suggsverse victim.

Can we go back to debunking MFTL JoJo?

SADlet FRAUD is RTH because everyone knows he’s fodder

How can we go back to something that never happened?

poal.me/67rzvc

Super Hero Squad victim

/dbs/ is so infamous that not even Anon Babble's Nazi mods can control it

Anon Babble's moderation is so awful they allowed a /dbs/ colony to fester this long before it was too late

"With this wall of text... I, The Scarlet Kek, will solo all of fiction!"

Alright Squadies, It's time to HERO UP!

WHEN THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOUT NOW

WHO'S GONNA HERO UP!

WELL THEY MAY NOT GET ALONG BUT THEY'RE ALWAYS FIGHTING STRONG NOW

WHO'S GONNA HERO UP!

WHO'LL SAVE THE DAYYYYYYY

THE SUPERHERO SQUAAAAAAD

THEY'LL HERO UUUUUP... AGAAAIN!!!

SUPERHERO SQUAD! HERO UP!

SUPERHERO SQUAD! HERO UP!

WOLVERINE AND HULK ARE FIERCE

SCARLET MID ENDS UP IN TEARS

WHEN IRON MAN JOINS THE FIGHT

FALCON DARTS IN FROM THE SKY, SILVER SURFER BY HIS SIDE

THOR'S HAMMER HAS THUNDER'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!

who'll save the day...

THE SUPERHERO SQUAD

THEY'LL HERO UP...

AGAAAAAAIN!!!

SUPERHERO SQUAD! HERO UP!

SUPERHERO SQUAD! HERO UP!

SUPERHERO SQUAD! HERO UP!

SUPERHERO SQUAD.

"Errr, I hate those squadies!"

Jobs to the green weed.

Hang on…my canon radar is scanning this post and…yup. It’s official. This, is CANOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

>Anon Babble's moderation is so awful they allowed a /dbs/ colony to fester this long before it was too late

are you saying that we are invincible?

jobs to Azathoth waking up from a nap

BRING ME MESSI youtu.be/8-ABEy2ZFbU?si=q6OBI5WRrJ652oVV

Leave the Scarlet King to me

This is why SHITKEKPENIS isn't valid for Death Battles, their stupid '''everything is canon!''' rule is not viable for it.
Either way, SHITlet King? Solo King VICTIM.

Wait Ronaldo's not even voicing himself

but what if mike tyson is your grandma

have you heard Ronaldo's voice?

Fresh capture for you, KINGtos - I maan- KOFFING

Kratos has on-screen feats

Scarlet King has 0 on-screen feats

ScarletBITCHbros...

K
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koffing posting confuses me and that's funny

k
KO
KOF
KOFF
KOFFI
KOFFIN
KOFFING

Welp. Suppose this iteration of /dbg/ will be dying soon

What the fuck

kratosfags so butthurt they start slandering koffing with naughty drawings

What did I FUCKING come back to.

TSUUU

ENOUGH.
Which CHAD CHADs CHADer than the CHADest CHADerCHADsal CHADvel CHADniCHADtent CHADs in CHADth CHADttle CHADCHADCHAD THE CHAD?

in English you faggot

You want NBA 2k15 voice acting?

this samurai stacy ACTUALLY, unironically goes FTL+ to dodge a lamplight curse moving at lamplight speeds

KNEEL

Today I will remind them

And all of them get atomized by Zero...Damn, how fucking weak is ultrakill god.

kektosfag falseflagging as koffing and posting porn from his stash

I swear we can either spend a whole thread with rancid kratosposting or running in circles repeating the same arguments about Jojo's speed

No Gojotard... Not now...

Last thread proved it was the kaijufag falseflagging both.

can't bait all day, need some sleep

Or reruns of Omnidock arguements.

Not a debunk, I do think some Jojo characters are FTL, but I want to address the way Made in Heaven works because most powerscalers get it wrong in my opinion.

Made in Heaven is described as having "Infinite speed" although you can find other words like "Limitless" and "Endless" in some translations.
Regardless truth is MiD doesn't have the same infinite speed powerscalers employ in their debates (the kind that allows you to move regardless of time) he has speed that can accelerate to an infinite degree.
An infinite speed character (as understood by powerscalers) can't have his speed quantified because at any given moment said speed is at an infinite value something that fundamentally breaks the laws of physics
MiD has a quantifiable speed, but it is always increasing to "infinity" (in this case infinity means that there's no stopping point and will keep increasing until the universe literally resets)
The proof are in MiD's interactions with Jotaro's timestop, as he is still affected by it.
Araki is likely aware, or semi aware of how this infinite speed thing would work because he toyed with the idea of MiD speeding up the timestop, but he immediately dropped that the second he realized that said interaction didn't make any sense and would be incredibly hard to write around.

CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD

FOUL FANFICTION, I COMMAND THEE KNEEL

The fact that within just a second Pucci managed to set up a multi-layer trap shows that his speed is utterly nonsense that even a (possibly) SoL/FTL Star Platinum couldn't kill him fast enough.

I don't want to see FRAUDtry in these thread ever again.

Sup bros, I'm back. Has Kratos already destroyed a mountain? Post it for me if yes.

Couldn’t get his verse unbanned from VSBW

pathetic. Even for a Stephen King knock-off.

OH MY GOD IT’S…uhm…LOOK OUT EVERYONE HE’S HERE THE, uh…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES IT’S…er…uhm……

GoJOKE

Reed Richards victim

lol

Isn’t that the loli anime?

STOP FUCKING ASKING THIS YOU KNOW HE FUCKING CAN’T! STOP ASKING FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE!

Yes he fucking can you falseflagger, he destroyed a whole universe and destiny itself

Does anybody take scpfags seriously anymore? They got deleted off vsbw so its pretty obvious that the entire thing is just fraudulent for debates.

KEKAROO! KEKADOODLEDOO!
No one does. Nothing on vsbattles should be taken seriously really.

suggsbros..

I haven’t played any of the DMC games myself and base any scaling for Dante/Vergil on showings I’ve seen for its cutscenes, which is generally very unimpressive.

Nobody should take VSBW seriously either

True but being autistic and powerscale-brain rotted enough to get banned from a place as autistic as VSBW is certainly an achievement in and of itself.

literal fanfic made up by the vsfag who "translated" the novels

Name a bigger KWAB in vs

I-IS THAT THE CHADMAN WHO LAUGHS?!?!? EVERYONE RU- Oh wait it's that guy who did nothing and jobbed.

he destroyed a whole universe

Which never happened.

destiny itself

Even if he did, how is this a strength feat? It’s simple, post him destroying a mountain or higher on screen. Don’t run to chainscaling like a little BITCH.

This its kinda amazing

Every guy who defied people's expectations of him is now outerversal.

Post the scarlet king destroying a island

At this point, most here suspect Bayo mostly lost her match due to DMC being more popular and Ben wanting to ryona her VA girlfriend.

You do know that kratos doesnt really have scaling that goes from

building > large building > city > multi citi block > town etc

He pretty much just goes from his superhuman self before the story even really starts to being a demigod that can fight against ares with enough items. Ares is a multiversal level character.

I don’t really have any stakes in the Dante vs Bayo fight, I only care about DMC’s scaling because those two brothers are the most popular matchups for the verse I actually like.

be me

niggerversal via scaling

be asked to destroy this mountain with a punch or something

won't do it because reasons

be asked to show footage of me doing it in the past

no footage or pics or written records

"but trust me doe im niggerversal"

Bayo

Ben wanting to ryona her VA girlfriend.

It's the only time a woman has looked sexually attractive in Death Battle, of course he wouldn't let that opportunity pass.

What mountain do you guys even want kratos to destroy? Red mountain? Well tough tiddy kratos would get folded by dagoth ur

Multiversal door

from his superhuman self to demigod

Surely he could destroy a mountain or higher then? He’s strong isn’t he? Surely he’s not carried by his items…

Ares is a multiversal level character

Show me Ares having multiversal feats and no, raping Kratos’s mind with an illusion is not a multiversal feat.

Bring me niggaversal kratos. I trancend the concept of speed and he doesnt resist sleep hax.

The problem is that due to Dante vs Bayo, now you have DBcultists saying Dante is complex multiversal or shit like that. They think DMC >>> Bayo, therefore, DMC should be above universal when DMC characters lack even planetary and moon-level feats. Death Battle contributed to the problem of how people perceive DMC's powerlevels.

It’s been a while since I saw that episode, but didn’t they only say Dante was like… mountain level, or something? I remember the big number they threw around being a few Megatons.

Bayo having higher scaling should just outright invalidate that episode, so people saying Dante > Bayo because of DB are retarded.

The problem is DB still produces episodes like that one to this date, with Kratos vs. Asura being the most recent offender. I hate it.

Well you see ares is multiversal alongside the other greek pantheon characters like Zeus/titans etc. They get this scaling because cronos the father of the titans defeated his father Uranus who was the creator of the god of war universe. Cronos' birth spawned the concept of time itself in the god of war universe see and like zeus defeats cronos and the rest of the titans and banishes them. Kratos defeats ares and trancends to full godhood. This scares zeus so zeus betrays kratos and backstabs him with the blade of olympus. Kratos however fights his way outta hell again with the assistance of gaia. Bringing the fight back to zeus and kicking his ass. However athena gets in the way and so kratos has to take the fight to Olympus by time traveling to the point before zeus locked away the titans. He starts killing the gods of olympus and ends up using pandora to free the concept of hope. Using this power he defeats zeus who had become corrupted by the concept of fear. This leaves the universe in a state of chaos and decay so kratos has to go to a new mythos.

Y'know athena does say that "zeus is Olympus" and Olympus is a giant mountain. So by killing zeus he is also killing a big mountain. BOOM theres your mountain level feat.

never mind then

holy FUARK
mountain-level kratos??

This leaves the universe in a state of chaos and decay

I didn’t know Greece was as big as a universe… I guess I gotta get on a spaceship to find my way there.

It's the only time a woman has looked sexually attractive in Death Battle

Despite being a decade-old episode animated with outdated software, it's surprising they managed to make their Bayonetta look beautiful. But the Overwatch girls, Jinx, and Harley also looked fine. I would consider them runner ups.

Gwen Stacy, Tifa, and WW are the ones I've issues with. They were so forgettable and unappealing.

I-I can't argue with this logic...

Yeah the Kratos shit has convinced me that if they did scale DMC characters again they’d almost certainly buy into the 9D Gigaversal wank shit like they did with GOW.

not thinking Athena means Zeus represents Olympus metaphorically

Post Zeus looking like a big mountain.

Wouldnt killing helios the sun god also destroy the sun? I mean it doesn't come back at all after helios is dead. So you could say that at least Greece is a solar system level construct.

Yeah athena was just lying probably hallucinating as the sword of Olympus was gaping her organs.

Post Helios performing constant nuclear fusion

If you’re not talking about Bayonetta and Sephiroth then what other matchups do Dante & Vergil even have?

Some isekai twinks that are demon lords

It's over...

you're a villain if you play LoL

the only thing worse than a LOL player is a Death battle enjoyer

Maybe not lying but she probably means Zeus (before he went crazy) is Olympus in the sense of its ideals or whatever, he was the king of Olympus after all so everyone there follows him. For Kratos to get to him, he’d have to get through everyone that stands by Zeus, so basically all of Olympus.

You kidding me? Anon Babble 's mods LET /dbs/ happen. And then they let /csm/ happen. Then /wsj/.

did... did a female character... just die in any way whatsoever? AHHHHH THIS IS RYONAFAGGOTRY AHHHHH

Death Battle threads predate /dbs/

Lol players are a sad existence, they play a game that's objectively garbage, filled with outdated mechanics, software, visuals, and systems, and their devs instead of fixing all the shit the game carries from 2009 they rather add Gacha sistems to keep milking money, all while decreasing the quality of the skins, killing the lore to favor a show made for trannies, and removing F2P rewards because "it's too expensive" when their revenue does nothing but to increase year by year.
Then the devs will release a hecking wholesome gay character or canonize a LGBT ship and the community will clap and forget about the tons of shit they are forced to eat year round.
People who never played league think the worst thing about the game is some faggy shit like "the toxic community" these threads are unironically worse or "The balance" when in reality those are nothing compared to everything surrounding the current State of the game

Knull vs Barbatos would be METAL AS FUCK.

Barbatos is a bigger literal who doe

Doesn't fuckin matter. METAL!!!

I asked for multiversal feats from Ares, not a summary of GOW and chainscaling. If I was in a family tree from a multiversal being, I would have multiversal feats. So post “multiversal” Ares destroying a mountain or higher. It’s not that fucking hard is it?

As far as I know their only other good matchup is Inuyasha and Sesshomaru so they obviously meant them

How will this effect Plasticman be Luffy?

Oda will stop working on One Piece for 6 months to goon to this thus giving Plas the chance to get new feats

Plas just shows this page to Luffy

Luffy just kills himself

Shut up, Ben. Fap to Ryuko's bouncing boobs as she's getting killed by Shadow or something.

Kills himself

You have too much faith in him, the sheer cringe would stop his heart on the spot

It's common knowledge that he's a ryonafag.

*kills Composite Messi*

Sonic chads, we scale to omnipotence now.

*Solos your verse*

Nomu victim

WW has like 3 Death Battles (not counting DBXs and other stuff) yet she looks like shit in all of them.

Doesn't even clear a single Sun-Eater.

Death Battle is to much of cowards to do this match.

Avgn won

Fuck, was James already wearing a wig then?

youtu.be/Gnr50IBK_1w

HAHAHA bimmy

Lol I remember when this happened. Good times :)

They only became daily when the show released every two weeks instead of three

Fred Fuchs

Not even the strongest thing in invincible considering there are time traveling aliens there

Eru Ilúvatar is closer to a true omnipotent than any character that gets wanked.

I don't understand the koffing posts. Why is he related to Kratos again?

Not sure how much this related to powerscaling, but the universe is more likely to end by having everything sucked inside a singularity and then producing a new big bang now according to newer data.
Speeding up time until the universe collapses makes you universal now.

Koffing will be a dlc character in the next gow game

How can shigakaraki escape self-embodiment of perfection

You're telling me real life humans are universal
by using time dilation to time travel to the future where the universe ends?

use time dilation to toss your opponent to the point in the future when the universe generating explosion after the big crunch occurs

you now have universal attack potency