Opening a brand new jar of peanut butter

opening a brand new jar of peanut butter

this motherfucker appears out of nowhere

*spreads it on my tongue*

I wish I hadn't seen his human form

Now he's going to start french kissing you to get at the peanut butter. Do you really want that?

oh nooooo, anything but that

The hottest power bottom that'll ever ride...

Oh gosh imagine if he sits in me in his lap next and cuddles me while he jerks me off that'd be so horrible

is canonically fucked by human men

Ass like a milking machine with the muscle to wring every drop out.
Cradling your balls with his soft pawpads, he uses that powerful grip to stimulate you until he sends you over the edge. Tasting your seed on his fingers after he's done.
He'll fuck more for peanut butter.

I'm not weird for not wanting my balls messed with, am I? They're sensitive.

He looks like he friendzones women.

Can you go one day without licking my cock, Vortex?!

Pinklie…

denying Vortex the most lickable part of the body

He's not gonna like that.

He can lick the shaft!

Damn, Vortex is always getting the shaft.

Write it off as a blackface costume

For my dog, it's

rotating the lid on a peanut butter jar

folding back the wrapper on a block of cheese

slicing an apple

Peanut Butter Bitch

He knows what cop dick tastes like.

And seeing as they let him go, his suck game must be godly.

Fend off the dog, the butter is Mine.

God just IMAGINE sitting in his lap while he holds you close, enveloping you with his furred muscle, nipping your ear with his teeth while he gives you a handy

That deep baritone growl motivates you to cum hard in his grip.

Paw pads rubbing against your dick...

Its weird to want a handy from a guy more than a girl isn't it? It's like "yeah, this guy knows his shit" kind of thing, somehow feels more intimate than a girl that can only experience one side of it.

Males just simply know how to please a cock better than females since they have a lot of practice.

I never really got that expression until now. Holy shit.

I bet they're soft and squishy.

Loona...

Masturbates to VortexXPinkle yaoi...

Oh for sure, the schizo is something different.

Oh god, she branched out...

Based pic.

peepee fumes

Whatchyall think their names are? I'm goin' Rose and John.

This isn't buck breaking
this is jar breaking

Their legal names are ____One and __Two.

So that's how Bee tamed him...

Vortex either got the scar in a legendarily badass fight, which caught him the attention of either Bee or Verosika, or he goofed and slipped on an ice cube and came down on the sharp corner of a table

Loona using chatbots to fuck Loona

Juan and Sue

Why is Beelzebub relegating herself to being a party girl and not using minions topside to spread the sin of Gluttony?

I like to think it's because Solomon mindbroke her to the point she drowns herself in booze and coke to numb the pain. She just delegates now.

Loona goes down on Vortex and proceeds to give him the best head.

Vortex gives me the best head and Loona watches even though it's kinda weird

hfw he swallows my load

A double blowjob from Vortex and Loono would be pure heaven.

How about Vortex fucking you from behind while Loono power bottoms?

He who controls the peanut butter controls the hounds

The nuts must flow...

Sorry to tamper with an awesome pic in its own right. My juvenile brain just insisted

hearty kek

Kek someone edit the statue into a peanut butter jar

KEK

based loona breeder

loona and anon

Picking their kids up from soccer practice.

it's sadder knowing the blackedschizo samefags tbdesu

The pickle butt is strong in this thread... Fitting given what arrived in the mail today

You didn't actually order the pickle boxers...

I will neither confirm nor deny if I bought either the pickles or the loono penguins

Vortex lookin kinda zesty...

Let me know if they're comfortable, I might be in the market for some boxer briefs...

Bee grows to twelve feet tall

gets on her hands and knees to suck you off with that big snout

and that BIG tongue...

Depends on which style you get. I got the bullpen ones because I personally like them better. It's a very different fit if you're used to the cheap shit but once you get used to it it's excellent. You will literally never chafe again, swamp ass is significantly reduced, and the unique fit does very flattering things for your ass and bulge. Personally I rate em highly.

Vortex nearly sucking your soul out of your body right outside of Verosika's dressing room before a show

he wipes his mouth and clears his throat once its showtime

You guys are a bunch of weirdos.

Who makes em?

test

Duluth trading, be prepared to get lost comparing options. Only other advice I can give is if you live somewhere hot, the armachillo stuff is good. Can't speak to the rest of their lines.

Huh. I'll have to take a look.
Slipping Loono's penguin prints down to rail him in the break room.

Fair warning they are pretty pricey but Im willing to pay for em myself. That spoiler suggests you've already looked though..

Imagine coming across Stolas like this

"...Master Stolas, what... What IS that? Why is it glowing?"

Loona reading this thread

Thinking about... Octavia... and magic...

Anon spitballs various gimmicky spells and their stupid names to Octavia to pass the time

Eventually this becomes a back-and-forth

Loona may join in for bullying

Alternatively

Anon and Tav debating each other on efficient and/or fun spell usage in various situations

"Alright, a guy's gonna try mugging you, what do you do?"

"Fireball."

"I mean I was gonna go with portals to fuck with him, but you do you..."

"Freeze him, then."

"I mean I guess that's more f-"

"Then I tip him over and he smashes into several thousand chunks of frozen meat."

"Jesus, Tav..."

Tav just brutalizes people

Octavia goes a little easier

cinema

"Wot? He tried to rob me!"

"Fair enough, fair enough..."

The duality of Loona.

Then I tip him over and he smashes into several thousand chunks of frozen meat."

Anon and Tavia debating on who can be the most brutal sounds great, all for their love to protect one another

Nothing gay about helping your bro get a better fit going. Dress good look good feel good, and nothing feels better than looking in the mirror in the mornings and getting a confidence boost. Even on my tiny ass they look good.

Not sure Tavi would be into that kind of thing. She's not killed anyone to my knowledge.

Why are you all like this

Loona is so lucky.

Anon is living with Bee after the trial

Enjoys peanut butter with his apples, because is a good and healthy boy

Vortex is always fucking there when he opens a jar

"Hey."

"WHAT-"

Considering Anon and Loona are the only two people that show any care for her, she could have the ability to kill to protect them so they cant be taken away, correct she wouldn't enjoy it maybe not consciously

Anon hides a jar of PB in a closet

makes sure the coast is clear

sneaks in there

as soon as he opens the jar Tex knocks on the door

My eyes have finally been opened to Vortex's sex appeal

Anon sneaks off to a safehouse courteously provided to him by some rich greed ring businessman after saving his daughter.

Once there he locks every door, shutters every window and even barricades the toilet seats.

Confident that no one can get in, he finally believes he has the peace and solace to open up a jar of PB for his sammich.

Yet the moment the lid is popped off the cap...

*WHAM*

Vortex has crashed through the walls in search of the spread.

Anon's face when