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Am I a boomer if I hate the majority of modern shit?

i think im a zoomer (29) and i hated this show. i dont think you need to be anything to know shit when you see it.

As a Millennial (38) I wish I could get hired to write these shows instead of the Millennials they actually hire. I'm pretty confident I could do a better job than these losers.

I don't want to believe a human being wrote this shit

people compare this to castlevania. i dont know shit about castlevania. what do they mean?

I'd rather be a boomer with sense and taste than a zoomtard who eats this shit up.

Would you make demon refugees?

dey wuz gud boiz

They're both adaptations of video game franchises, both adaptations were directed by Adi Shankar (though he dropped out of Castlevania after Season 2), and both adaptations are characterized by heavy profanity that isn't present in the original material. Also they introduce really pointed themes that are almost antithetical to the original material.

You need to be a special kind of retard to do that kind of shit

You can totally separate people with any right to work on a DMC adaptation from those who don't by their opinion on the phrase "woke up to justice"

No, I don't know what the fuck would possess someone to try to do the worn out "the demons are just misunderstood" trick with DMC of all things. It just undermines everything.

the writing is awful and the dialogue sounds like a middle schooler just learned about swears for the first time.

This writing is such dog shit. You arent cool or funny, you are a massive tool.

That guy is so weird. Why would anyone make an adaptation of something that goes against their own tastes and beliefs? Did he just enjoy re-imagining things to make them "cooler"/"meaningful"?

They didn't put much thought into it though. Assuming Dante still gets his store by the end, he'll have like an anti immigrant hunting business. Imagine some guy irl who hunts down brown people with a store named Muslim may pray who shouts WHOOHOOO and JACKPOT while shooting at them.

Did he just enjoy re-imagining things to make them "cooler"/"meaningful"?

So it seems

If he does, it'll be a side plot. As with all modern shows, if the main character of a show is a white man, he isnt actually the main character.

Would you make demon refugees?

For enough money ... then I'd become an alcoholic.

Nope

only millennials like this slop

Swearing doesn't make you cool

lack of respect

When did sincerity die?

I mean that show would be perfect because DMC is silly and stuff like that was unironic written in bayonetta which is a true sequel to the original. But it was also written in Capcom continuity, the problem is that a show like DMC really needs flair, it needed to be a sakugafest something made by animators. Like those Watanabe projects.

oink oink im a shitskin american pig *vomits*

bayonetta already is about se, and is modern crap. all that shit wouldnt happen in the 00s

about sex*

Has anyone played these games? It was always tropey and they did shit like this in a mocking way. It was never serious, they're going to start saying that DMC is Christian.

It's what Kamiya and everyone else who made DMC wanted.

Not really. In Bayonetta, both sides of the conflict were originally working to keep balance, but then the angel aligned wizards broke the peace and tried to anihilate the witches.

Both the angels and demons only care about controlling humanity and humanity is barely aware of their existence. There's no expectation that the demons would have to do their parts or even want to invade earth, that stuff was kickstarted by humans.

You clearly don't know shit about DMC or Bayonetta besides some superficial understanding of the plot, which is surprising since these games aren't even really that deep.

Shut up Adi

Gen X killed it because they, rightly, thought their Boomer parents were lame.
The trouble is Boomers were sincere about lame things, Xoomers ended up throwing out the baby with the bathwater

Nigga whatever you're saying. The plot is fucking silly and it's much more in tone with the Netflix show. The problem is that the show lacks...aura, it lacks style. It needs to be Sakuga, plot is something that exists to set up the next action scene. The problem with this show is that it's too talky and not even funny. It's quippy Josh Whedon shit

GEN X

BADDA BADDA BAAAN BA DA

Are there people who only played the abortive 2013 reboot attempt?
Maybe that's where the wires are crossed because every other entry in the series takes its stupid plot dead serious.
Dante being fillipant because hes a badass doesn't count.

They don't take themselves seriously. In fact DMC 2013 takes itself more seriously than most mainline games, the jokes end after the prologue.