THUNDERBOLTS* new posters

Am I crazy or is that the fucking Impact font?

If only.

didn't this movie come out like 2 years ago?

i like Bob peeking from behind everyone, it's really funny.

The * is my favorite Thunderbolt. Glad it got its own poster.

Cast is too big and the main antagonist should not had been a Superman analog. Thunderbolts should honestly had been something like The Expandables but with superheroes.

so how exactly is a team full of people weaker than Captain America supposed to take on fucking Bob of all people? It's the original Suicide Squad movie all over again, we need a team in case Superman goes evil, get Harley Quinn and Deadshot!

Team with 7 members

Only two of them have powers that aren't shooty stabby generic action hero

One of the two just goes intangible to be a better shooty stabby person

Fuck everything about this and Marvel's refusal to just give me superpowers as the norm in superhero movies.

There is a distinct lack of color in 99% of MCU slop.

That’s a yawn from me dog

Man, I almost got excited...
youtu.be/a2n0widQ4nA

Fucking this, I remember seeing a couple “AHAHAHAHA MARVELKEKS” threads on Anon Babble and wondering “wtf even is this movie” and then never hearing about it again. Except in that timeline I remember the movie had a mostly female cast

They'll talk-no-jitsu Sentry into overpowering the Void to a hecking message about mental health

what if we made suicide squad but without harley quinn

Prepare for the most mediocre time of your life!

I can't think of any superhero movie with great color grading. Maybe parts of the first GOTG.

and what if we put them against the strongest character we can use?

The movie might be alright but having the Thunderbolts fight Sentry is nonsensical.

I get that they can't replicate the exact lineup of the original, but could they not have used other characters? There's like 3 super-soldiers here.
Is Hammer still around? Abomination could've been interesting too.

Thunderbolts is the ultimate monument to the fact that the MCU formula fucked them longterm. They can't have any good villains because 99% of them die at the end of their movies.

Unironically Schumacher's movies.
One could argue gaudy, but that doesn't bother me and I'd take it over "gray gray gray brown gray"

It's the original Suicide Squad movie all over again

It's actually more stupid. At least the original Suicide Squad had a witch a fire demon and a soul stealing sword

You mean recent capeshit right? Donner Superman had great color grading

Nice to see B&W films making a comeback.

Movies nowadays in general look like ugly washed out pieces of shit.
Suspiria remake pissed me off so much.

You couldn't even pay me to pretend to care about this.

Looks like a YA adaptation from the 2010s.

Songbird is Elaine's assistant but she probably has an ugly drab costume too.

Shouldn't taking down the Sentry be exactly the kind of job for Captain Marvel now she no longer has an excuse to keep ducking Earth?

Making the asterisk a prominent feature of the marketing campaign is confusing.

THE ASTERISK ISN’T FUNNY.

Is it supposed to be?

Thanks, I hate it.
They had the PERFECT chance for Thunderbolts after the thanos snap, but they never took it and this movie looks beyond garbage and nothing like a Thunderbolts movie. I'm mad.