Why no adult swim

why no adult swim

Mucho texto, summarize your unfunnies.

You think therapists arent also aware of this? You coming in to complain about it doesnt make you special just know that the average rate that therapist makes from your 1 hr session per week is more then you make in a year

Therapy is a middle class luxury.

Yes, people can have legitimate reasons to be upset about stuff outside of just mental illness. There are therapists who deal with people from abusive households, who have crippling diseases, who are out in the streets, etc. Your sense of ennui from reading too much internet news isn't really that surprising

Sorry to hear about your short attention span. Maybe comics are not the medium for you.

probably because they are staring down the barrel of bankruptcy and dont wanna take a chance on an unfunny assrag of a comic
Zoomers think they are the first generation to have hardships and are ready to cry about it

couldn't make it funnier, but at least is less wordy

Haha I'm so depressed I could make therapists go insane!

In reality it'd probably go something like:

Are you sure you don't have a future worth working for or is that what you're telling yourself so you don't have to try? We're lazy creatures, even if our normal headspace is a negative one we retreat there because we know and understand it and have a reaction ready. Hopelessness is something you understand, so you're framing everything through that lens.

it's a shame that his comics are so bad, cause I kinda like his artstyle

That's a terrible therapist right there.

I'm feeling depressed the world is a shit

YOU LAZY FAGGOT GET A JOB AND STOP FEELING SO DEPRESSED!

That being said yeah most therapists probably are dealing with that basic shit on a daily basis and have been dealing with it long before the pandemic or recessions hit.

It looks funny enough but remember the old show biz saying: Money talks, talent walks. AS might not be interested in your product because they probably have plenty of other products they can get for equal or less money.

Why do trannies think Transitioning is gonna fix all of their mental problems?

Haha!

now that's brevity

Zoomers getting fucking psyopped about climate change is stupid. It's not going to be as bad as your doomers are telling you, you dumb kids. Hurry the fuck up and have children.

another onejoke motherfucker hell yeah lets go

This is the kind of stuff I think Simon Hanselmann would be making if he was a privileged zoomer who never faced any actual hardship growing up.
It's so utterly insipid.

The twist is he’s still right, they are all communists.

Therapy is the reason we have more pronouns now. It’s less than worthless.

Whats the takeaway from this? Women are bad at stuff?

This sort of comic used to be funny, once.

world bad, me sad but good reason for it

In the proper terms, they are apparatchiks. The homeless guy is the lumpenproletariat.

Fine, I'll say it.
Sexual healing.

I love how furries love to suck off communism when the Soviet Union cracked down on furry shit in Russia before collapsing.

You're going to have to elaborate.

Clem was making fun of that guy though she actually pretty cheerful.

I love how furries love to suck off

Faggot. Yiff in hell.

god I want to fuck the mouse

I've been to 4 different therapists in the last 10 years and every one of them offered no solution or advice beyond "just gaslight yourself into being okay with things".

Turns out therapy only exists for people who's problems aren't real.

this comic has such smug cunt energy.

im so special and so specifically victimized that i literally BROKE my therapist because my problems are too real for her

every single educated 20 something on the fucking planet is suffering in the exact ways that you are. the therapist is there to let you vent and propose things you can do to chance YOUR situation. writing a fake scenario in which she admits that its beyond repair is lying down and dying and calling it victory.

normal words but a mouse guy

...you people do know "brevity is the soul of wit" was a joke at the speaker's expense right?

The joke is that while Polonius says that, he is being long-winded.

I'm at a loss for how many words are in these comics.

Waaaahhhh I have to live in modern western civilization with air conditioning and running water and iPhones

Does it really matter in the end? We're all just space dust.
Nothing matters.

FUCK HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THIS COMIC WAS A FUCKING LOSS EDIT

"No no my problems are worse and more important!"

This is so fucking insufferable and why we've a generation completely unable to cope with minor setbacks. Lets look at the previous generation

Acid rain

hole in the ozone

"greenhouse effect"

AIDS

BSE where everyone in the UK was told they'd probably eaten prions that would cause a horrible death 15 years down the line

end of cold war

millennium bug

2 gulf wars and an oil crisis

9/11

.com bubble

22.75% interest rates

Every fucking generation deals with shit, deal with it and live your fucking life.

I've had it for like six years and only noticed last year.