'Spider-Man vs. The Sinister Sixteen' by J. Michael Straczynski Presents a Marvel Brawl for the Ages

Over the last few months, prolific writer J. Michael Straczynski has been spotlighting unlikely character pairings in a series of action packed one-shots. These timeless and standalone stories have co-starred two Marvel icons of Straczynski’s choosing—either in unexpected team-ups or thrilling showdowns—from DOCTOR DOOM & ROCKET RACCOON to NICK FURY VS. FIN FANG FOOM.

This July, Straczynski closes out the series with a collision course of heroes and villains from every corner of the Marvel Universe in SPIDER-MAN VS. THE SINISTER SIXTEEN (2025) #1. Straczynski saved the wildest of his Marvel duo adventures for last, bringing along legendary artist Phil Noto for this doozy of a finale!

SPIDER-MAN VERSUS EVERYONE! Peter Parker was just trying to have a nice night out with Mary Jane, but wouldn’t you know it: The Parker Luck has filled his evening with an assortment of some of the world’s most vile villains! With Spidey, Thor, Doctor Strange, Magneto, Loki, Doctor Octopus and many more all in one room, things are bound to explode!

On what inspired the tale, Straczynski explained, "One of the most common tropes in the super hero world is that of the amount of destruction that comes when heroes and villains lock horns. We all accept that it just happens. This led to thinking: What if the owner of a popular restaurant has run it into the ground and needs the place to be destroyed for the insurance money, and invites a ton of heroes and villains to dine all at the same time in the hope that a fight breaks out? What if initially everyone tries to stay calm to enjoy the experience, but sooner or later, with that roster… the storm comes."

"It became a great opportunity to shove a truckload of characters, good and evil, into one room at the same time, and watch the situation deteriorate into chaos," he continued. "Given the mandate of this book, to show unlikely combinations, this was the ultimate and only possible conclusion: put everyone into one 30-page story, roll in a grenade, and see what happens. This was probably the most fun book to write, and one of the funniest. So appreciative of Marvel giving me this chance to just write whatever the heck I wanted, and come up with fun stories with unlikely associations."

Check out the new cover by Terry and Rachel Dodson and preorder SPIDER-MAN VS. THE SINISTER SIXTEEN at your local comic shop. And don’t miss upcoming installments of J. Michael Straczynski’s duo series: HULK & DOCTOR STRANGE #1, on sale May 21; and GHOST RIDER VS. GALACTUS #1, on sale June 4!

SOURCE: marvel.com/articles/comics/spider-man-vs-the-sinister-sixteen-j-michael-straczynski-presents-a-marvel-brawl-for-the-ages

This is terrible

Venom

So MJ is going to take care of everything while Peter eats his dinner?

Peter Parker was just trying to have a nice night out with Mary Jane

Based

Leader pre-Immortal Hulk being in the same room at the same time as Mystique & Destiny and Creel & Titania

bwuh?

I liked his recent Cap and Volstagg story it was cute

Lady Deathstrike dating Bullseye

So we’ve gone full circle from her wanting to kill him after he betrayed her father? How has no one rewritten her origin yet?

Yuriko is just there keeping an eye for when spider man shows up to dig his face into her tits and send a pic to logan later saying "you lost it, he is mine"

So is Squirrel Girl going stag or did she finally complete her descent into furfaggotry

This art is really bad.

Yeah Noto sucks and has sucked for decades now

His characters always have this awful vacant stare

Noto is a Disney concept artist that, for some reason, started doing comics.

JMS shouldnt be allowed to write anything ever. Imagine hiring someone that has written the worst comics in history. Not worst spiderman. Worse comics of all time. Half a dozen at least by this one fucking hack.

Oh hey Black Bolt and Medusa

That tracks with how stiff and boring his comics are. Dude thinks he just needs an image with zero movement or energy to it

This led to thinking: What if the owner of a popular restaurant has run it into the ground and needs the place to be destroyed for the insurance money, and invites a ton of heroes and villains to dine all at the same time in the hope that a fight breaks out?

Actually pretty funny

JMS's Thor was so good... I don't know what happened

Sins Past was not his fault and he regrets it to this day.

Don't bother its that one guy who really hates JMS regardless

Damn he really does. It's funny how a guy can work on your childhood favorites and then disappoint you as a fill in artist on a comic you like without you ever noticing until post like this

Why the hell is Creel the Absorbing Manlet here? Did he absorb Wolverine or something?

She's cheating on him with Mr. Clean

Didn't JMS get the memo that all heroes just sit around & stuff their faces now?

Is this 616? Where is Shay?

July

Maybe there is hope!

He has worked in comics for decades.
he was an inker on some ABC stuff back in the 2000s

LET HIM DATE ZE MIDGET, YOU COWARDS

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why does this have to be a mini series why cant this just be on the main asm run?

Peter and MJ

In 2025

Based

Since when is klaw into threesomes

the art looks like a bad parody of a wes anderson movie

Most of what JMS wrote is good though
I think OMD is the one he regrets and Sins Past is the one he stands by

who?

Anon, take not of how there's also a guy who showed up alone. It's the blind date from hell.

Stag

I think OMD is the one he regrets and Sins Past is the one he stands by

He hates both

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Dear please it's been years since we've been on a date let's just enjoy the night and not mess with fate

STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARNS, YOU LITTLE FUCK

DON'T YOU DO IT. LEAVE THE DOOR ALONE YOU FAT HEADED FREAK

Worse comics of all time

Lol lmao Tom King takes that prize with Heroes in Crisis

Are Ock and Stunner dating again?