ARE YOU READY MR KRABS
ARE YOU READY MR KRABS
can you feel it now?
Oh yes Spongebob, I can.
Look at how beautiful I am.
I FEEL EVERYTHING.
I AM GOD
ARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARGARG
Uhhhh...Spongebob? How much syrian rue did you put into the cube wine?
The whollllle tincture!
OH YEAHHH SPONGEBOY ME BOB I FEEL THAT DICK IN ME ARSE
SWEET NEPTUNE YOU DID WHAT?!
AUGHXXXLLLLHGAGHghxagggggflllllleeeghaghlegageleghggg-
YOU DUMB SON OF BITCH! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!? MR KRABS IS GOING INTO SEROTONIN SYNDROME!
FUCK FUCK FUCK
WAKE UP MR KRABS PLEASS WAKE UP!
I...I don't feel so good guys
P-Patrick?
what's...h-h-happening to mE-
best thread on Anon Babble right now
PATRICK NO!
I'm dialling 911! I am not having 2 imbeciles OD'ing in my house!
NO YOU CAN'T! THEY WILL FIND OUT I GREW CUBES AND MADE THE WINE! I CAN'T GO TO PRISON I CAN'T SQUIDWARD! OH FUCK HOW MUCH DID I DRINK!?
AAAAAA! AAAAAA! AAAAAA! AAAAAA!
Alright, what's going on here?
. . .
Fantastic fucking thread, Godspeed anon.
HE DID IT! HE GREW THE SHROOMS AND MADE IT INTO WINE NOT! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THI-
OH FUCK! IM FEELING IT NOW SQUIDWARD IM FEELING ITTTtttTtaghag
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
and now for the chaser
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*slurp* tch tch Aaah...
-AAAAAAAAAARG!
CAN YOU FEEL IT SQUIDWARD?
can you feel it squidward?
YOU NEED TO FEEL IT SQUIDWARD
you need to feel it squidward
*[demonic screeching]*
WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO GIVE YOU THIS BREAKING NEWS
A GIANT MUSHROOM SHAPED OBJECT HAS JUST HIT DOWN TOWN BIKINI BOTTOM
NO ESTIMATES ON CIVILIAN CASUALTIES HAVE BEEN RECORDED DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE NEWS CREW IS CURRENTLY TRIPPING BALLS!
WITH ONLY SECONDS UNTIL THE SHOCKWAVE HITS OUR NEWS STATION, WE CAUTION EVERYONE TO SHUT THEIR WINDOWS, LOCK THEIR DOORS AND BRACE FOR IMPA-
[I'm getting worried, anon...]
This is kinda gay. I wonder if there's anything good on Fox right now
BART DON'T TURN THE REACT-AAAAAARHG!
THAT'S A CLEAN BURNING CHEMICAL REACTION I TELL YA HWHAT