I’m all for Superman being nerfed so normies stop whining about him not being relatable...

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I’m all for Superman being nerfed so normies stop whining about him not being relatable, but that high-pitched yelp when Krypto jumps on him is just doing him dirty.

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its cause they want you ans your culture dead

Krypto has super power equivalent to Superman's ones, of course Sup is going to feel it. The fuck are you one?

Tonight. You.

checked

just not gonna watch, is all

No because your hobby is being a burnout slacker

In the freezing cold summer of 2025...

Is Superman a bad pet owner? Just look at how Krypto abuses him.

Why is Pa Kent so bald and fat?

He's not nerfed, this is what he's always supposed to be at

I can get behind Superman being nerfed, that's what they did in the animated series. But this is just pathetic, he spent 3 minutes bleeding, crying and screaming. Everything hurts him from the dog to the FUCKING SUN. I knew Gunn was dumb but not in this way.

I'm confused. Is a dog jumping on you when you're beaten to a pulp to the point of not being able to walk not supposed to hurt?

Krypto is Supergirl's pet

Thinks it's the sun that hurts him

Based retard

Didn't she had a super horse in the comics?

There really is no one look for John Kent. He's gone from old and squat to 6'4 looks like old Superman and everything in-between

Why is the heat vision blue?

That wasn't her pet it was her boyfriend

Can't be the horse was white

greeks

white

Yes amerimutt

Gunns making the same mistake Snyder did.
Trying to make Superman relatable instead of making him inspiring.
Trying to make him human instead of angelic.
Trying to make him a man instead of Superman.

Superman

relatable

They failed to make this white male character popular for 40 years, but I'm sure this attempt in 2025 will work

Snyder

Making Superman more human than Angelic

What are you on about?

CGI looks so fucking bad nowadays.

Angels are supposed to be bright and comforting beings. Not scary and nightmare inducing.

Ameri

Mutt

Tell that to Zod's snapped neck

It's been twelve years. Let it go.

I won't forgive man of murder - Supes could have pulled Zod backwards to avoid lasering those civvies.
and also, I find "tell that to zod's snapped neck" really, really funny.

Snyder

Trying to make Superman human

LMAO. He was very much interested in the god aspect. Humanity took a back seat. He wasn't interested in Clark at all

I like the tone so far and I like gunn's other superhero movies so I have moderately high hopes for this one.

Is like to see Lois react to that

Yes

Depends

IDK SUPERMAN'S JUST NOT RELATABLE

N-NO...N-NOT LIKE THAT

Snyder Superman was powerful and brooding with giant fight scenes, so now the pendulum is swinging in the other direction.

He can be hurt!?

Kek