you are relaxing at home one night when suddenly this handsome lad knocks on your door. what do?
You are relaxing at home one night when suddenly this handsome lad knocks on your door. what do?
Kill him and his buddies, then go back to relaxing.
I never understood the point of treating this like a high tension scenario when it pretty much just means the world is over and trying to hold out just means more suffering.
Realise I am in a Garth Ennis comic and get raping
(I'm a 6'8 black guy)
man this really sucks. like i get it, if you are a gorefag you will love this but me personally i just hated it, i didn't like any of the characters and the story is ass.
Nah. I'm a gorefag and an Ennisfag and I didn't like it.
irl the more retarded crossed would die of stomach parasites in a few months, the rest dies of aids after a couple of years
General consensus your dealing with casuals who wandered in from twitter on Anon Babble is always found in any crossed thread. Lol
Garth Ennis is just Vivziepop for dudes
SECOND AMENDMENT HO!
use salt, it's their weakness.
You're probably better off with Crossed than sharing a jail cell with Barracuda. Crossed will violently kill and rape you but it'll probably be a relatively quick death.
Meanwhile Barracuda will break all of your teeth off just to make the forced blowjobs on him better and keep you alive to suffer. That's what he did to pic-related to this Trump stand-in. Keep in mind this was 2007 so it wasn't political sperging about Orange Man as much as Ennis just making fun of "rich guy from New York".
Speaking of Ennis, imagine the fucking field day his version of Punisher would have on the Crossed.
Yeah good luck coming at me with a horse dick you fat fuck while I'm armed with a .50 caliber machine gun.
couple of years
They manage to survive and still be a threat for a century somehow
hed probably end up like salt realising hes already a fucking complete psycho
somehow
didnt they all hide in the appalachian mountains?
No idea, I'm not going to waste time reading any of the spin offs or sequels, sitting around jacking off all day would be more productive than reading Crossed
Ennis's Punisher has made it clear he hates himself and essentially wants to die but the only reason he hasn't killed himself yet is because he has more punishing to do. He basically said if he somehow defeated all crime he'd save the last bullet to punish himself.
For the most part he mostly only tortures criminals in order to get information out of them and is content with just putting a bullet through their head; quick and simple. But you piss him off hard enough and you can see instances where his sadistic side kicks in and he really gets joy out of making his enemies hurt.
"this handsome lad"
isn't handsome
Okay, we get it, trans guy! You're "teehee I'm weird!!1!11 :3"
is that Trumpy? lmao he's also in a comic with Luke Cage when he wouldn't move his limo for an ambulance
It's magical psionic zombie virus. Medical Science already retired and was ran over on the way home from the farewell party.
Within the comic he's not actually Trump. He's just an accountant or something and has a completely different name. But it's pretty obvious the artist drawing him was making him out to be a Trump parody.
Again this was before Trump became such a politically divisive figure so it's more like they just thought of him as "rich New York businessman". Keep in mind the Marvel offices and Marvel universe (even the Punisher MAX) is largely based in New York.
That's also a different continuity from mainline Marvel. Obama on the otherhand is canon to the main Marvel universe and they were dick riding him hard.
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so youre talking about something you dont know really know anything about.
im gonna assume youre over the age of 13 so act like it.
I know you're just baiting a response, so take this one and go
essentially wants to die but the only reason he hasn't killed himself yet is because he has more punishing to do.
Basically Rorschach.
read the first series, know the broad details of the others
don't care enough to read the issues
y-you don't know anything do you, you must be underage, I'm trying to pick a fight for no reason, my dad can't be right I'm not a loser
You're going to be ok anon
He cute
what do?
Rape.
1%
no quarter
?????
Why are Americans so incredibly fucking gay and obsessed with black dick?
You don't magically lose the will to live just because things look bad. Even in a Crossed scenario, people still want to live even if trying to stay alive comes with a very high risk of dying horribly.
Ennis is originally from Northern Ireland.
Huh, my bad. Sorry to my obese friends. But yeah, why are the Britts so gay?
It's a requirement to be a leftoid
Is Ennis the guy who made that panel mocking the physiognomy of the Natsoc guy, where Ennis actually looks like a chinlet IRL?
Having recently read through Ennis's Punisher comics there's a bunch of references to blowjobs and dicks. There were also multiple instances of guys either getting their genitals cut off or getting threatened with it.
This stuff seems to be a fixation of Ennis. It's like how Tarantino kept putting barefoot women in all his movies. Once or twice is one thing but you do it enough times and it establishes a pattern.
why did you just quote no one in the thread and start projecting
are you OKAY?
Natsoc guy
If captured by the crossed just lick any of the many available fluids, 5 minutes later you're one of them and having a grand old time.
Because its funny.
After reading that horrible fucking "what if babies turned into adults overnight" Ennis one-shot I think I was too harsh on Crossed