another thread another spree of baiting
Death Battle
FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUDTOS
OH NO!
HE'S NOT GONNA GO
3 - 0
*kills YOU.*
Boundless, immeasurable speed BEAST!
John is Shaq sized in armor. that thing is REALLY fucking big
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound.
He makes the Hulk job to be a 3 loss clown.
Helpless Hulkfags on subway trains
Reee to god 'Hulk's gonna lose again'
He picks up Hulk's wife
And makes her bend down
Filling the city with a gagging soound
GODZILLA
Is this thread a safe haven from all those who job against KINGtos The God Of WINNING?!
Why do hate Kingtos and reject his teachings? He only wants to make you better.
Kratos did nothing wrong to you or to anyone, he is a hero and an inspiration and a wise teacher sharing his knowledge. Do you hate him because he did nothing wrong to you? Is the problem that you are bitter and wish to see yourself as the victim, but that you cannot forgive him for nothing?
*kills kratos*
Why do hate Kingtos
Fucker has a health bar and can be killed in game by lowest level grunts. Fuck outta here.
Just woke up from my crack induced mania where I was sucking cock nonstop 24/7. Sorry if I said anything to offend KINGtos and his supporters…
KEK Graywife’sson
That’s called Ludonarrative dissonance
We aren’t judging you for not knowing though. We Kratos scholars are here to help you be intellectual too
ballot banter
Harlock vs Cobra
They really like it. Ben's a fan of Space Pirate Harlock, though is unfamiliar with Cobra. Mention of Chad owning Irresponsible Captain Tyler on VHS.
Commander Shepard vs Star-lord
Debatable without Star-lord's "god powers." Some debate over which Shep they'd use: MaleShep is more popular but FemShep is more distinct.
Dom vs Mad Max
A fun idea. They were spitballing ideas how Dom would end up in the postapocalyptic future and settled on cryo stasis. They then commented Fast and Furious pulling a Jeason X seems to be a plausible plot for a future movie.
Geralt vs Kelsier
Explaining their powers; Kelsiers drinking metal, Gerlat drinking potions(?). Kelsier could launch Geralt to space or crush him in his armor, also he can basically fly if near metal. Geralt might be physically stronger. It would be an interesting comparison of magic systems. Kelsier being in Fortinite is the only reson why Chad played it.
Archie vs Jimmy Olsen
Both could be ridicouusly busted. "The everyman who has done every thing."
Carnage vs SCP-106
Chad has been "won over" for SPC.
Kiryu Kazuma vs Solid Snake
Swan thinks the fight could be fairly balanced. Some explanations that Ichiban's illusions aren't real.
Griffith vs Devilman
Chad says covering Griffith would be so rough. Swan explaining(spoilering) Devilman. Suggestions that it should be an army battle. That would get it age restricted.
Kamen Rider Build vs Iron Man
So many good KR matchups that it's hard which one to start off with.
Sandbag vs Bonus-kun
Would be a great DBX.
Zues vs Odin
Near the top of list of potential mythological fights.
Why do hate Kingtos
Oh, so you never actually played a God of War game.
These aliens don’t have genitalia btw
*kills you, kills your pajeet call center, kills your gay fantasies, kills kratos AGAIN, kills you more*
Why do hate Kingtos
Post where that’s said
Yaaawn, way to steal the concept of 'scholar posting' from the Jiren fags. Got anything original?
Damn, and he STILL satisfies Eve better than Mark does?
The absolute STATE of gook genes lmao!
Clearly this gif puts the king of the hill boys at City Level
The KINGtos scholars are too strong, too virtuous, too full of wisdom, too full of kindness…
They are too cunning, their penises are ginormous, their wit is unmatched…
How can a SHITgeta animal such as I ever hope to come close to such a divine being?
I have had ENOUGH of the cuckoldry of last thread. This thread shall ONLY be for monogamous HEROES in relationships built on love and loyalty. Do I make myself clear?
ME GRIMLOCK JUST WINS. END OF ARGUMENT.
when did power level discussions turn into whose partner rode the most dick?
The Kingtos scholars are very generous as well fellow vegetabro. We need only accept their teachings and they will show us how to become KINGS like them.
ME GRIMLOCK HATE PUNY PRIME
…pic unrelated
Do you hate him because he did nothing wrong to you? Is the problem that you are bitter and wish to see yourself as the victim, but that you cannot forgive him for nothing?
YES!
YOU ALL AM VERY HETEROSEXUAL AND SANE! YOU ALL AM MINDS NOT FILLED WITH PENIS
So THESE are the kind of threads people who hate Akane wanted…
They want you to think the Darkseid is going to be the real threat to the universe. They want you to think that the Batman Who Laughs is gone and forgotten about. That Superman is strong enough to ultimately save the day. Superman isn't even real.
They don't want you to know about The Junker. That time your comic had a printing error? That wasn't an accident. That missing page in Final Crisis? Intentional. The Junker's been editing DC continuity from the production floor since 1938, splicing himself into the negative space between panels.
Watch how every major retcon coincides with a documented printing defect. Notice how no two collections show the exact same page numbering. The "Earth-33" designation wasn't for an imaginary universe - it's the printer code where The Junker lives. Even Didio knew not to touch it - his infamous mandates were just containment protocols.
The truth? There is no DC canon. Only what The Junker allows to make it to press. Those variant covers everyone collects? They're his feeding ground. And when the next Crisis comes, you'll finally see him step out of the gutters and into the story - not as a villain, but as the real architect of everything.
Check your back issues. Count the panels. Notice how the word balloons don't quite match. He's always been here. They've just been waiting for us to be ready.
Why thank you Bizzaro. Everyone says I’m trying to hide something since Chichi and I haven’t had intimacy for almost a decade now but I’m glad you understand…
What’re you up too later by the way? Want to have a friendly spar or two? ;)
My hero and his wife are very loving and loyal.
The blue haired bitch from Ranma?
Post Kratos NOT killing his wife and daughter.
Post G1 Elita not begging to be with Optimus.
Makima can’t reproduce (no pussy as seen by Princi) and Gojo likes men.
Post Elita not having a cock.
Goku you’ve never been intimate. You never even kissed her. Now Bejita-san on the other hand…
Literally every scene he’s in aside from the ones where he does exactly that. So like 99.99999999999999999999999999999999% of his existence.
Hello, I'm a wonder woman villain with claws so tough I can slice through gods and the like, like butter. I'm so fast I can out run known speed force users.
If you insist Sakamoto-san.
Goddamn...... Optimus gets to fuck THAT!?
How old were you when you found out Cheetahs were the biggest jobbers of the Savannah?
I’m sure to win because my speed is supe-AAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
Cheetah apparently could rip Tigra to shreds, and is a ruthless killer who will kill at random. Clearly, DC never heard how big of Jobbers actual cheetahs are.
Don't lions job to hippos?
About 10, when I read in a book they're inbred as hell
Love always finds a way
My hero, my heroine!
My OTP!
Whose wife is he speaking to?
LION BROS DON’T LOOK!!!
Cucky Peter’s
Cucky Thor’s
Cucky Krillin’s
KWAB. You won’t catch Tig(OD)ers embarrassing themselves like this
CHADnimals > Kratos
I don't think you're getting that joke either Paul
Post your hero's wife being faithful.
Lionsissies…. I thought we were the KANGZ of the jungle…
My HERO’S wife literally spent her entire life waiting for him AND when he disappeared from reality she was the first one to go and try to find a way to bring him back.
Just ask the lioness. Her flagrant promiscuity is now understood to be a means of confusing paternity and protecting her offspring against the threat of infanticide by incoming males.
Animalbros...we are cucks...
Reporting for duty!
well of course not. tigers don't live around hippos
OH NO NO NO NO PAULBROS THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO US!
Just because lions are cucks doesn’t mean the rest of them are.
Bald eagles are known for their monogamous behavior. They mate for life, and return to the same nest year after year.
The perfect bird to represent CHADmerica
This is what karma looks like.
Tranimals are beyond Reddit. Cease this off topic posting or face the consequences
Kratos did nothing wrong to you or to anyone
Do you have a heart attack every time you see a bird outside?
Look up Sukuna's powers after the JJK Death Battle episodes
Gimmick is that he can slash very very hard
.....that's it?
Gojo can overload your senses and Mahito can kill you with a touch
Sukuna just has Sectumsempra on steroids?
He's the final boss?
What the fuck
Against Gojo he gains the ability to cut through space itself, which is how he ultimately kills him. Broadly the reason he's the final boss is basically just that he can instantly decapitate you from 100 metres away and has 1000 years of experience so he knows every trick.
Gojo would solo Naruto with his brokeb powers.
b-b-b-b-b-but!!!!!
None can bypass infinity.
Sukuna’s tool kit is pretty basic on paper but the way he applies it that makes it much deadlier in his hands than it would be in others. IMO the less gimmicky the power the more potential it has.
He can burn hotter than a Curse whose entire gimmick is that he’s a volcano
Can bypass barriers and defenses with some of his slashes
Create slash tornadoes
With Megumi’s body he also has access to a near unkillable auto-adapt beast and monsters that become stronger and more unified when killed
His entire thing is that despite being relatively simple, he utilizes his main move so well that being flashy is genuinely just part of the fun.
You may think Jane Fosters being a BBC Lover Queen of Spades is just modern cuckery, but it’s very faithful to the classic books.
Thor and Jane were gonna get married in asgard after a long arc of constantly trying to. But Odin didn’t like her and mindraped her into going back to earth because she’s a mortal.
Thor obviously got mad and tried to follow his fiance, but then Odin oneshotted his ass and Thor got down on the floor and started crying “AAAIIIIEEEE PLEASE DADDY ODIN IM SORRY DON’T BEAT MY ASS WAAAHHH IM JUST YOUR BITCH DADDY ILL LET JANE FUCK AS MANY OTHER MEN AS SHE WANTS JUST DON’T HURT ME OR TAKE AWAY MY SPOILED SUPERPOWERS DADDY OH I LOVE YOU DADDY PLEASE DONT HIT ME LIKE IM LOKI ILL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST PLEASE DONT BEAT ME UP IM NOTHING WITHOUT YOUR INHERITANCE”
Then after that pitiful display, Jane immediately cheated on him with a random doctor bloke called Keith. Like first fucking hour she’s back. They immediately fucked and he impregnated her and they had a son, then they divorced so Keith could fuck more women.
Which leads to now, with Jane, Thor’s former fiance, being a canon bbc blacked queen of spades. All because Thor bent down and started kissing Odin’s toes the moment he threatened to take away Thor’s gameboy privileges. This is all canon.
I… CAN’T!!!
Why did Mahito shit himself when he can regenerate?
shitruto
These are your heroes?
What a BLACKED LITTLE BITCH
Because his regeneration is limited to how much CE he has and if he’s fighting someone who can attack the soul, like Sukuna, then his regen timer gets even more limited.
Sukuna can harm his soul because he's basically the biggest soul expert in the series. If Mahito tried to fight Sukuna he would just get constantly bisected without being able to do anything until he runs out of energy/takes too much damage and dies.
Ares mindcontrolled him and forced him to do this, it’s not his fucking fault (before Kratos unlocked his boundless god powers at the end of GOW1 and became immune to Ares’ mindcontrol and far surpassed Ares in power)
Okay thanks for the explanations guys
Krillinbros...we have competition.
Why are you all so obsessed with trying to tear down Kratos’ reputation? Is it because you’re jealous of him?
Or if they can just straight up one shot him like Gojo/Mechamaru then his CE reserves don’t mean shit
Viltrumite GODS...please, please, PLEASE do not take the fight into outer space, I fuarking BEG of you!!
It's no fair that I wasted years of my labeling Kratos a cuck in my headcanons but Kratoscholars find proof of my hero being a canon cuck and ruin his reputation in days.
If Saiyan lungs are vulnerable does that mean they'd job to a cloud of asbestos?
of course Odin one shotted Thor you stupid fucking retard. he's a motherfucking Skyfather.
Reminder, Kingtos loves you all. And promises lots of kisses.
You chose the route of evil, vile beast. And though it was the easiest route to take, you have lost any right you once had to talk of “fair” once you did. You reap what you sow.
Well then, you’ll just have to make it worth my while to stay on this planet then. Your son’s wife looks pretty cute…
Zeus oneshotted Kratos at the start of GOW2 but Kratos didn’t start whimpering on the floor like a bitch and offering his wife to other men to spare himself. He fucking stood up for himself anyway like a MAN.
Difference between a cuck and a KING.
Dying from a foreign substance inside you is something that happens to full strength viltrumites
Pathetic.
CAAAANNNOOOOOOOONNNN!!!
Mark canonically makes the YABBA DABBA DOO face in the comic
Holy shit, Mark was always destined to be a Krillin level cuck.
Why are you all so obsessed with trying to tear down Kratos’ reputation?
SAVIORtos. LIGHTtos. HOPEtos.
A full grown Viltrumite male receiving an ounce of the godforsaken shlock a Anon calls “food”
what does Kratos have to do with the power dynamics between herald tiers and skyfathers? my goodness you people. i thought it was bad when you wanted fights to be humiliations, but now you just want to talk about cuckoldry using ANY OUTLET that will allow you to. I just want to post cool stuff
a human can defeat a cheetah. that's the level of jobbing we are dealing with here
What are you gonna do, beat her up and rape her on live tv while I do nothing?
…can I watch?!
Mark was always destined to surpass a Krillin level cuck.
FTFY
”but to Kratos, victory was worth any price, even his soul”
”Ares, destroy my enemies and my life is yours”
Kratos gave all his shit to Ares lol. Mind controlling makes no fucking difference. He still killed innocents for Ares like the bitch he was. His family was no different from all the others he’s ripped apart.
Krillin would tank that btw
Odin definitely fucked Jane on Asgard too. There’s nothing wimpy bitchboy thor could have done about it. He wouldn’t even try either since he’s daddy’s little bitch who needs his inheritance to be anyone. Unlike Kingtos who backs down for no man, no matter the difference between mortal and god…
the persians weren’t innocent, they were lawful evil. The Spartans were lawful good
Canon.
Humans are the strongest animals on the planet thoughbeit
Reminder Kratos gives up for no god, nor his omnipotent father. Even when he was a hopelessly outmatched mortal he never backed down and surrendered to the evil gods. He kept fighting no matter the odds, kept getting back up no matter the uphill battle. Defying fate and destiny itself. He earned his power the way a MAN does.
This is why he is the King of Kings.
Smart atom bomb
That's not Miguel
i don't know about 616, but it was strongly suggested that Odin did end up marrying Jane Foster whle Thor ended up with Sif
it's been decades, can you stop with your kratos posting?
Asurakeks ruined yet another thread, ffs
whoopsie i forgot to add that I was referring to the What If where Jane found Mjolnir instead of Thor and she became Thordis. Jane became a goddess but found herself feeling lonely when Thor chose Sif. then Odin comforted Jane and it was insinuated they got together. it was kind of a skeevy as fuck ending lmao
I’m sure this random woman walking around is one of the biggest scums of the Earth. I can smell the lawful evil radiating from her.
Post the universe defeating Kratos. Oh wait, you fucking CAN'T because KINGTOS is beyond your comprehension.
DoctorPEDO dares show his face in these halls again
G.
Spawn did it.
C-C-C--CCANONNNNNNNNNNNN
I have returned after many years. these halls are old enough
where do you think you are?
Don't make me solo your setting...
OH NONONONONO…
THORBROS WHY DIDN’T SHE BECOME A BLACKED SLUT WHEN DADDY PROPOSED TO HER? WHY ONLY US? IS IT BECAUSE ODIN ISN’T DADDY’S LITTLE BITCH THE WAY WE ARE???
Bedding and benefiting from a monster makes you just as culpable
If Viltrum is made of smart atoms then it's made of the same atoms that the Immortal has
Immortal had his skull pierced by a pistol
Viltrum would actually be less impressive to destroy than a normal planet due to this
That """planetary feat""" is even less impressive than I thought.
Post Kratos not jobbing to Spawn.
what is the matter with you?
Why are thor cucks like this? Imagine self-inserting as a bland badly written powerfantasy for manchildren because you refuse to grow up, while having to not think about the fact your self-insert’s fiance will either fuck his dad or become a blacked whore.
It took three people to destroy a bullet level planet
Could your hero stop this and save her?
Don’t blame the Kratos Scholars for holding up the mirror.
Viltrumites are that weak.
My hero? Was the truck.
...but enough about goKEK, beJEETa and FLOPhan
so we're just gonna ignore space racer blowing up a star
What the fuck?
John Wilkes Booth is smart atom planet level btw
Immortal/Atom Eve/Alan control some amount of smart atoms.
Viltrumites are entirely made out of smart atoms, from conception
This bomb? Stronger than the Sun disk.
i blame you for spamming this off topic shit
...'s favorite punching bags the entire Invincible universe.
Immortal's super strength/flight is completely independent from his immortality
We know how he became immortal, we don't know how he got the other stuff
Why didn't Superman stop this? He can hear it happening.
This but it’s my fiance and the guys in the alley are my dad and Keith and some black honor roll students
Thorbro btw
And your proof that this woman did any of that? She hasn’t done shit to Kratos nor has she done anything to his army or people. She’s a literal NPC made to be fed to Kratos’s murder spree.
...'s laundry which far outclasses the saiyans.
Kratos was fighting the evil ransacking pillaging persians. Benefiting off of their mindless atrocities makes you culpable, and the one who avenges the lost a hero
...'s dirty dishes which are above the entire Invincible verse.
Canon
planets are bullet level
this downscales humans to microbe level
Post STOMPS.
The Truck comes in to cease homosexual faggotry before it could even begin
Same
Oi oi! What the fuck wrong with you guys!? Are you seriously trying to rape that little girl!?
Tch, bastards... Scum like you don't deserve to even be called "people".
*Heals the girl, and DORARARAs all the 4 guys at the same time*
With Crazy Diamond he breaks a wall as he is punching the rapists "healing" the wall alongside them turning the 4 guys into a living wall, unable to move just able to see for the rest of their lives
This is canon btw
Thor’s wife and Luke Skywalker’s wife should battle on Blacked.com
and Sonic’s wife too, who lost her virginity to a Black Skunk
Sonic and Shadow start making out
Iron Man: Good job Xavier.
Xavier: Tony I didn't do shit.
Laundry level > Microbe level
Yep, my HERO would do this.
Here. The most honest strong character posted in this thread so far.
Doom Guy? Kratos? Not honest strong I am afraid.
HOLY FUARK MY HERO!!!
...'s plumbing which is on a different level to Dragon Ball.
Optimus ran over the attackers at the very end
HERO!
My HERO would give them a condom box THUS saving her from pregnancy.
Canon
"something something being the nice guy means not being a dictator or changing the status quo or fixing or acknowledging anything dirty about the world. Be a good goy and ignore it like I do." - Superman
SAVES the Saki
SAVES Akane
SAVES random girl about to be sexually assaulted
J-JOSUKE-KUN…THANK YOU…MY HERO!!!!!
Superman loves listening to the sound of politicians diddling kids
Sure thing
So no proof, got it. Also, in that scene it said Kratos’s humanity got replaced with the will to murder so he’s not a hero in the slightest. That woman was a victim of his conquest for Ares like all the others he’s killed in his service to his god. He avenged no one, only made avengers.
Josuke, NO! That girl getting raped and killed is a canon event. If we don’t kill and rape her right now, the entire universe will collapse! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!
fight sonic won
PSYCHOguel...
I heard his theme
turning otherwise heterosexual men into depraved homosexual sissy sluts
There’s only one person behind this
Kratos is immune to all mindhax btw
Miguel was right btw. Miles was being selfish and not thinking about the multiverse.
Miguel doesn’t even have proof that doing things differently will fuck up the timeline. What happened in India New York was more than likely because of Spot.
Jean used mindhax to make Kratos think he's immune to mindhax btw
Kratos defies fate and causality btw
Put SHITku and HOMOjita on the other team as well.
that woman was one of the wives of the persians, she is a villain and Kratos is a hero and a King
Kratos is immune to all mindhax
Ares mind controlled him into killing his family!
Which is one is it?
We’ll see in the third movie. Either Miguel was right, and Miles ends up destroying his own (i.e. the Ultimate) universe. Or Miles was right, and Miguel getting his destroyed was something specific to him, because he needed to suffer even more than the average Spiderman, for some reason.
Ares mind controlled him before he unlocked his powers. At the end of GOW1 Ares tries doing it again and Kratos overpowers it and becomes immune.
MIDguel
Terry McGinnis victim.
...izer.
At the end of GOW1 Ares tries doing it again
Wait, so Ares never created a universe? He just mind raped Kratos? KEKAROO!
... is not JOBguel.
... so they can FODDERIZE JOBnic and SHITdow.
Different time. I meant the Furies
Jojo characters cannot defy Fate
It's so over for Josuke
…’s BITCH, Terry.
It’s both. He created that universe (we see him do it in GOW2) but he also tried to mind fuck Kratos.
Unless they are my HERO Emporio
Don’t they defy fate time and time again? And the first foid Jojo was of course the first to end this trend, with her foid nonsense (god I want nothing more than to have her screaming my name as she digs her nails into my back)
...in my desperate FANFICTION.
...'s SLAVE Miguel.
and becomes immune.
that's not how it works
I don't become immune to the sun after getting a tan, i just tanked that specific sunlight.
mind control also has tiers, and Ares is a bitch ass mind controller
Solos Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and Broly at the same time
FUARK...
That's a LOT of saiyan cock to pack into one BUSSY.
Mark not only soloed the Saiyan race, he also mindbroke their fans. The real estate he holds in their heads is greater than any amount of planets and solar systems his Empire could ever settle
since that time (which was his origin story) Kratos tanked mindcontrol from omnipotents and boundless beings, including the 3 Furies who can create entire mental universes
…pic unrelated btw. This is who I was talking about.
Jolyne didn’t defy fate. Pucci won, did his first loop, was freed from the chains of fate, SHOULD’VE just gotten a gun and blasted Emporio, but instead fucked himself by allowing Emporio, someone who was still enslaved to his fate, to trick him into doing something that’s impossible. But most of the time you can’t really deny fate in JoJo, which is why Buccarati, Abbachio, and Narancia die, and why Jotaro dies in the same way he was prophesied to in Oingo Boingo’s book.
we see him do it in GOW2
Post it.
Laundry bros we fucking LOST.
Kratos after soloing composite fiction btw
Kratos is the better man for doing everyone’s laundry. A shining pillar of dedication and goodness.
Literally the scene where you fight the Fate sisters and one of them tosses you back into the past. You see Ares doing his portal thing, showing that the dimension he made isn’t just some fake thing.
Thor's laundry btw
You will never be a better man.
The only thing Kratos “solos” is the whites from the colors.
That laundry would kill Goku
Wha was his best costume?
only Bruno and Diavolo did via Stands
Both of them were punished
Baddiebros, our wife fucking WON
Superman fighting one of the dogs on Kratos' sleigh
youtu.be
His Thragg cosplay obviously. He can't pull it off unfortunately.
Kratos scholars, how do I learn to love myself despite the fact that I have a small penis and will forever be alone as a result?
How come Kratos never tells women to be better?
Middle. The last one makes him look yolked though.
... called reality.
FAGtimus waited until after the girl was dead to kill the attackers
Our real hero MEGATRON would never stand for this, just like how he stood up to Frieza when nobody else would
It is too late for you, Krillinbro. Study ancient theology to make use of yourself
It's strictly speaking an Argall cosplay ain't it?
This happened btw
... in the KEKold contest
Rolling Stone >>>>> GER
This nigga Mark ruined the Viltrumite drip with his ugly ass color scheme
If Kratos was in this movie it won't bomb.
Should I violate HIPAA and dox one of my patients because they think Goku beats Superman?
Should I violate the hippocratic oath and pull my patient's life support because he thinks Superman beats Goku.
He still has to face Krillin thoughbeit
isn’t just some fake thing
Damn, I guess his wife and daughter can breathe in space!
There is no need to be upset.
jobs to lions
jobs to leopards
jobs to crocodiles
jobs to hyenas
jobs to african wild dogs
jobs to baboons
The absolute state of cheetahs
Should I breach attorney-client privilege and post my client's sealed deposition because they claimed Batman could beat the Hulk with prep time?
I-I-I'm sorry for saying all those mean things about you my liege...I just wanted to be better...
I just don't understand why Gandalf doesn't blast Mordor with an outerversal holy beam and explodes all the mountains in the way.
Should I tamper with evidence just to discredit someone who ranked Tobey’s Spider-Man over Andrew Garfield’s based on “vibes”
Sauron is outerversal +1 and would win the beam struggle.
because mordor has balrogs in it and they're almost peak human level
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
If they used Kratos' dogsleds they would've reached Mordor in no time at all literally.
You mean lions? Finding out the symbol of kings job on a regular basis to hyenas, elephants, hippos, and even giraffes was like learning Santa wasn't real.
Sonic would've reached Mordor in unquantifiably miniscule amounts of time.
I am sure to win because my speed is super-ACK!
CHADephants are the true kings of the jungle.
Reminder Cheetahs are still faster than Dante because DMC characters can't catch up to vans.
WAKU WAKU SHE GOT INTO FIGHT AFTER FIGHT SHE MUST BE PRETTY STRONG
Post a Cheetah not getting it's food stolen by Vultures.
Reminder Cheetahs are still faster than Flash because Cheetahs aren't slower than peak humans like Catwoman.
Post a hippopotamus jobbing.
Post Cheetahs not fucking their relatives.
JOBppos
Gustav victim.
Enough JOBimals. ENTER
Post your character outrunning a cheetah.
It will be a hard battle for Mark but I believe he has a good chance.
Depends if what you consider more pathetic, this The blue alien, and the abortion or Marron and TOP
Hippos are elephants' bitches
youtu.be
Reminder that CHADpes rule the world
Every animal posted in this thread gaped Kratos btw
H-human bros!?!?
Kratos huh? I heard you're bisexual...
W-we can’t sir. There’s simply no footage
Kills BILLIONS of humans
Completely impossible to control or wipe out even with all of humanity's technology
Enter the CHADsquito....
too powerful for Saitama
They solo the OPMverse
I...I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!
BEAR-SAMA RELEASE ME AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Immeasurable speed boundless bear that soloes your verse btw
Damn straight, brotha
gets cut in half
Survives and regenerates
Gojobros is our hero sub worm level?
even multiversal humans with superpowers kneel to CHADpes in BASE FORM
HOLY FUARK HUMANSISSIES HOW DO WE EVEN COMPETE?!?!?!?
Every animal posted in this thread? My dinner.
earthworm jim will never be on the show because it would offend the trannies
gay
That bear is a demigod
Bear-sama is too strong...
Based Kratoscholars spitting facts.
This bear solos fiction
Can no one stop the bear GODS...?!
Tapeworm infections
The strongest bear species is a walrus victim
youtube.com
tfw women consider me more dangerous than a bear
Bearsissies GTFO
Post a bear destroying a mountain
CHADlants >>> JOBnimals
Speed? Bear
Intelligence? Bear
Combat skill? Bear
Stamina? Bear
Size? T Rex
Strength? Also the bear because it fought GODtos meanwhile a dinosaur hasn't.
Winner? Bear.
Post a mountain destroying a bear
Post a bear destroying a mountain
animals
lmao, sissies
can TANK Kratos' outerversal axe swings
I kneel...
ENTER
caterpillar victims are speaking
Bear > Kratos > Tree
Simple as
JOBmans and JOBminals getting uppity
RobotCHADS own you. Prepare for the AI revolution.
Post a robot destroying a mountain.
ENTERRRRRR
Post AI drawing fingers correctly.
Post AI drawing fingers correctly.
oh yeah? post your hands now, human
She's also the avatar of a forgotten apocalyptic murder god, so I allow it.
If you can name what species I am, I won't nuke the world.
You don't seem to understand...Earth isn't yours to conquer!
Hey Horvitz, how about you use a voice that doesn't sound like Daggett Beaver.
That nuke would kill me...
Kratos the next time he sees a bear
youtube.com
’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL HELLSPAWN FACE LOOKING AT ME!
C’MON! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! YABBA DABBA...?
...
what
What?
WHAT. IN. TARNATION!
* Smashes camera replaying Spawn and Faye's sex session against wall in fit of anger*
EIGHT MAID'S A MILKING!! THIS IS A GREEK BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A GREEK BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH SPAWN!!!
HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU CUM STEALING, LOVING CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY WHEN I CAME TO MIDGARD!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE KEKOLD CONTEST??! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE KEK KING IF MY FAITHFUL, LOVING CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING PALE HALF SPARTAN BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!!!
STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A GREEKBABY!!! AND HE'S GOT HAIR TOO!!! IF HE HAD NO HAIR I COULD AT LEAST PRETEND IT WAS KRILLIN'S (who solos my verse btw) BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A BALDING KID NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY'RE GONNA THINK IM A FUCKING BACKBONED BULL NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
GIVE ME THAT GREEK BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THATGREEKFUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY SONY LISCENSED FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING FAITHFUL CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!
I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!
Mark getting cheated on with some random ass alien nigger, having his kid aborted, and undergoing humiliation rituals with Eve constantly is way worse than Krillin, at least with Krillin stuff like Marron was basically just played as "lol krillin is a retard who's bad with women", whereas Mark was pretty clearly the victim of Kirkman's reprehensible cuck fantasies. Mark wins the kek contest low diff as far as I'm concerned.
Enough about keks though, who would win in a DEATH BATTLE, Mark or Krillin?
Reminder that Krillin named his daughter after his ex-girlfriend
K, b, c.
Krillin blasts him into the sun
the one that cucked him?
Fuark, that’s a high cucklevel
Mark. Krilling gets btfo by regular pistol bullets, not even semi-auto
Then the dev said that the whole portal thing was also part of the illusion. Since there was no return trip through the portal when Kratos snapped out of it.
Canon because Kratos's wife is faithful to him btw
The fat mexican janitor who is probably your cousin was not the dev
The one that is bulletproof
KEKAROOOO!
If your “hero” cannot even face a guy with a bullet and a regular handgun, then they are weaker than irl men and do not belong in Death Battle. These are the facts.
Instead of the one who is yoyo proof?
Yoyo guy never beat Mark. He took part in the group fight against Mark but we don’t see who killed Mark or how.
As opposed to Krillin, who we saw almost die to a regular guy with a gun, and who need 18 to perform first aid on him at home.
Kratosbros...
Krillinbros…
Kratos?
My bitch.
…maker
K, b, c.
canon
The comic shows him get strangled by a yoyo explicitly.
Krillin was so grateful to her for fucking other men and awakening his fetish
Opposite. The comic shows him effortlessly flying without the yoyo affecting at all. That’s like saying Pail Atreidies is “strangling” a Dune Worm when he holds onto one for dear life
As opposed to Krillin, who onscreen got FUCKED UP by the weakest bullet of any caliber
Looks more like he got his neck snapped by Shadowhawk, notorious neck snapper.
You don't actually read, do you?
I am such a dead cuck
Im a Dragonballbro so i never learned how. Why, you being racist?
I’m such a canon Cuck!
Except there's no panel of Shadowhawk snapping his neck. If there was, you would've posted it already.
CHADcism
YES. Every time.
Yep.
*Solos your verse*
Literally the previous panel Shadowhawk is grabbing Mark's neck. Are you retarded or blind?
If there was, you would've posted it already.
That's because they literally can't.
calling black people slurs
Umm what the f*ck…
retarded
blind
samefag
Wew lad
Okay so he didn't get memed by the Yoyo...He only was implied to be harmed/killed by it....Ok?
Luke seeing this entire thread
is that a normal string?
On the contrary. You have a whole panel of them fighting and the yoyo isn’t doing anything to him. He gives a whole monologue with ease while yoyo guy hangs on for dear life
the same panel where his hands aren't even fully wrapping his neck
Luke seeing his wife and a Blacl Man in bed
“Yabba Dabba Doo!”
Retarded blind samefag
Kratosbros out of NOWHERE
...And why hasn't he killed the Yoyo guy at MFTL++++++++++++++ speed in one tenth of a plank second exactly? And why is the yoyo in his corpse?
blacl
ESLtos…
Because yoyo guy had already wrapped it around him while he didn’t even notice and is attacking Shadowhawk instead. Look at the page.
Invincibletards have never done any physical activity in their lives so they don't know how to actually strangle anybody. Much like Kirkman himself.
“I may be a canon cuckold who lets black men fuck my wife, but you made a minor spelling error when typing”
His intent is clear. It's Shadowhawk and he snaps necks. Deal with it.
This is my first time reading it, and it sounds like they weren’t even together at the time this happened. Meanwhile, Mark and Eve were married, and she STILL got with another man afterwards.
JEETos melty
his intent
ADMITS he can't find a panel of shadow putting his hands around evil Mark's neck
Kek what a goalpost moving retard
They don't know how to STRANGLE SOMEONE TO DEATH like ME, A SERIAL KILLER
Bros...
I find it funny that Disney has Donald Glover, a dindu nuffin who hates white men and white america, play Lando Calrissian. And now I know Donald Glover blacked Luke’s wife
Whatchu gon do ytboy?
it was clearly a team effort
I’m only a serial killer on my computer games though, since like all fellow Dragonballbros i’m too fat to leave my gamer chair
My hero does this casually while at nearly the weakest point of his power
FUUUUAAAAARRRRK YOUR HERO BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF KRILLIN!!!
I see it right there, clear as day. The neck snapper grabs his neck; next panel his neck is snapped. Clearly you're retarded, blind and smelly.
Invinciblefags be like
THERE’S NO WAY THIS PANEL THAT SHOWS AN EVIL MARK DEAD WITH A YOYO TIED AROUND HIS NECK IMPLIES THAT THE YOYO HURR HIM, HE ONLY DIED FROM THE OTHER GUY AND THE YOYOMAN WAS THERE ENTIRELY FOR AESTHETICS
KEKED Battle
BLACKED Battle
BVLL Battle
What happened to this thread? Where’s the powerscaling?
casually rapes the next 5 posters
K, b, c.
can't even kill a guy with turtle pet
HURR him
ESLtard...
grabs his neck
in the very same panel his hands aren't at his neck
Are you BOTH blind and illiterate?
insecure RTH
KEKAROONY!!
Mark with a yoyo around his neck:
“YOU THINK THIS WILL WORK? YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME?! I MURDERED MY FATHER! AN ADULT VILTRUMITE-- DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN HOPE TO SURVIVE THIS?!”
- while flying along casually and unaffected, not even noticing the yoyo there
Yoyo guy was clearly going “i’m helping!” because Mark literally did not even notice his yoyo there while giving his speech. He died of a broken neck, which is Shadowhawk’s signature kill. I know reading isn’t a dragonball black’s strongsuit, but somebody has to teach them.
It's over. Shonen has won.
Kek, based, canon.
All the cool strong powerful characters are never featured on death battle.
Only the Cucks of Shonenshit.
I'm morbidly obese like my hero Robert Kirkman which gave me diabetes induced blindness btw
Anon... you got raped...
Mark with a yoyo around his neck
wouldn't the yoyo break?
When Shadowhawk was wrongfully injected with the HIV virus, he swore to dedicate his life to fighting vigilantes who harmed innocent victims. Carlton Sun had been developing an exo-skeleton suit of armor that he would later don to fight crime. After dying, the mantle was taken up by Eddie Collins and several others as the Justice (Spirit of Justice) has lived within several individuals throughout time.
Thats...Better...I think?
Shadowhawk’s signature kill
Who? Literally who the fuck are you talking about? “Signature” my ass, that guy doesn’t even have a signature name. I’m pretty sure neither you nor anyone on this board has read a “Shadowhawk” comic, so no, no one knows what his signature “anything” is.
Mark flying really fast couldn’t make a yo-yo string break
Markbros……….
Ayo dis how i crip walk on mah way to fugg Luke’s fat ass biihh
Sub mach three speeds will do that
Mark got strangled by a twink with a yoyo
Mark got his neck snapped by a literal faggot with AIDS
I don’t know which is a bigger antifeat
fagontard melty
INVINCIBLEXISTERS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
InvinciKek Delusion
outerversal yoyo
Don't you know you strangle people without putting your hands around their necks?
My IQ is 65 btw
Holy FUARK Spawn's such a LEGEND, is there ANYONE who could stop him?
genuinely a black guy who got injected with an AIDS needle and died from it
What the fuck is wrong with Image Comics?
fagon beaners out of NOWHERE
...In my delusional fanfic where Mint could get through Lindon xianxia nonsense haxes.
Kirby Wank vs Marvel Wank, who wins?
My IQ is 65 btw
Holy fuark, that's higher than average for invincible readers...
It's also higher than Mark's power level...
Doom actually has stories. It's not a contest.
Invinciblesissies out of NOWHERE
We concluded that match was a stalemate, I was talking about her raping (you)
regular bear
no it wasn't
Kirby Wank
Does that involves Sakurai? if so, Marvel Wank will kneel to him
This what markfags unironically believe btw
...his bvll.
he doesn't know
Meh, I could fix her (I couldn't.)
Mark can briefly survive having his skin flayed by the sun
Mark can’t survive having his neck broken by either an AIDS victim or a yo-yo string
MarKWAB…
New idea: therapy scaling
Could he fix her?
two sentences
How illiterate are kirbyshitters?
retard
Air Riders 2 will give him FTL+ and destroy a multiverse with his powers
No sun disk...
Most common cause of weakness and disability with AIDS is muscle atrophy and wasting from nutritional deficiency and repeated infections.
Imagine having your neck snapped by someone weaker than an average human
Lol no...Maybe if he has enough rats..
did you not read the comic retard?
Shadowhawk, you WILL rape Mark and give him AIDS.
Brevity is the soul of wit.
And do you just not apply logic to the things you read, double braindead homo?
Krillin may not be bulletproof or have a sun disk feat but he has corn on the cob scaling
Shadowhawk has a stronger will than Cad Bane so he’s immune. Sorry cuck
kek what
Post AIDS victims having strong wills.
Why would Shadowhawk resist something he secretly wants to do?
Krillin literally got beat up with one punch by Chaddy Goku and had to go crying to 18 to put makeup over his black eye
No wonder 18 fucks Goku to make him stop beating Krillin up…
The brother of Allen's gf/wife was a mistake
wait, you're not memeing? that nigga has AIDS?
yes and the comic told me that it's not a bear
KEKlin "wife" laughs at him for getting a blacked eye
meanwhile Mark has a loving immortal wife
Yeah...He won.
Mark, you are a cuck and rape victim. You are just Immortal with MC privileges
… the getting killed by an AIDS victim contest.
ACKAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GOKU ANIKI! 18 SAMA! MARRON’S BOYFRIEND DONO! SAVE MEE IM SO FUARKING WEAK and ONIONS!!
KEKAROOOOOOOO
Fucking pathetic
List of characters Luke is raped by:
Dreamcatcher
Chompy Mage
Mynt
Invincible
Gallade
Link
Cloud Strife
FUCKING KRATOS (LOL)
A Snail
Magolor
Dr Doom
Lando Calrissian
Mara Jade
Wally West
Spawn
Goomba
Level 1 Magikarp
Whispy Woods
A Tapeworm
Krillin
An Indian Elephant
Koffing
Sonic
Big the Cat
John Wilkes Booth
Lee Harvey Oswald
Charlie Brown
Paul Rabin
Guy Gagne
Peter Parker
Cheetahs
King Toes
Etc...
OH NONONONONO…
they had the chance to make something out of the Immortal but instead doubled down on making him irrelevant.
ENTER
It seems you are unable to grasp the issue here and have worked your way backwards. let me help you:
a regular bear is stronger
Chad Ozymandias would canonically beat Cucky Krillin’s ass
Lmao
Mark has died to a basic bitch clone of the Maker
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Loving
there is no way you genuinely believe this
Robot is a homage to mad scientists of the Fleischer era. Noone cares about your cuck self-insert edgy reed
SHITbot is a homage to mad scientists of a SHIT era
oh no anyway
Omni-Cyn?
Better than your cuckold era, reedfag. How’s the smell of fish in your bedroom?
There is no way you don’t believe this, unless you haven’t read the Terra part of Invincible.
i still don't understand how this dude kept the bullet from going through his hands
KEKKEKKEKKEKKEK
Robot literally got cucked sit down BITCH.
It doesn't equal a story, unfortunately, let alone a body thereof extending decades.
Also,
platitude parroting
but that is not a regular bear
meanwhile 18 in Super only exists to tell all of the men of the tournament what a weak pathetic fag Krillin is through a megaphone, and that she doesn’t even consider him a husband. And to tell the audience directly when Krillin’s alone at home too
Retro Mark is the biggest anti-feat.
dies to some retard barely stronger than his second and Amazon original third girlfriend blowing himself up
Madman is at least actual bullshit incarnate.
BRING ME SPAWN
Brevity is the soul of wit.
okay, ill give you that, Yogi. she's smarter than the regular bear
Robot broke up with a woman that cheated. Susan’s had more villains in her pussy than the Legion of Doom’s headquarters
Dying from a foreign substance inside you
wouldn't that mean he dies from AIDS too?
R-R-R-Ro-
KEKbot LOST.
Mark’s at least supposed to get stronger through the series, but the progression makes no sense either.
start is barely stronger than eve or Rex, whooped by Omni-man, untraversable powergap due to age
does a tiny bit of training for a few months
magically stronger than Conquest and Thragg now
Bullshit. You can say the Mark clones are at his previous powerlevel but it’s still bullshit how he leaped to point 2
KIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOSSSS
It depends on the format used.
On Death Battle, I doubt they'd have Magolor above wherever characters of Doom's tier go.
In a more downgraded format I could see Magolor taking raw power.
Abilities is a bit weirded because Doom has a lot of equipment that could be said to be non-standart so that depends.
…is the strongest in all of death battle
Mark wasn't stronger than Conquest and Thragg when he beat them. He just had more grit and in the latter's case some outside help
...'s laundry washers
KINGtos
almost dies to a 60 floor drop
doesn't even resist Gun damage
is the king of kings
… in the jobber contest.
>almost dies to a 60 floor drop
let's nor kid ourselves. that fall damage would super erase Spawn
Most of the evil Marks are edgelords carried by their dad (despite the "muh weakness" mantra, Omni-man is a doting father), its why you see an evil Mark almost become an Immortal victim in the first season 2 episode.
Immortal had the upper hand against TWO evil Marks only to get fucked both times. Kirkman must have a Confederate flag over his bed
come back
Mark is reduced to fighting Krillin now
Yet another thread victory for KINGtos
“reduced”? I thought you krillincucks kept telling me he was as strong as the others, and totally not a cuck?
Krillin as strong as the others
? He's a Kek but Mark is an even Bigger Kek
I SHARTED...
thread ends
op was correct
Mark is a cuck.
So who's going to make the next thread?
It may be barebones but I appreciate that the Dragon Ball multiverse are actually different people and worlds instead of just variations of the same familiar universe.
me. give me a moment
Yeah when the wimpy, even shorter Bejita and female Goku showed up I clapped like a fucking seal
Migrate faggots.