Bart, you're my big brother. You should act like it more often. You know, protect me from the bad things in the world

Bart, you're my big brother. You should act like it more often. You know, protect me from the bad things in the world.

Well, as far as nerdy little sisters go, you're the coolest.

Honestly bart was a pretty good brother for his age, and ironic they push nelson x lisa so hard. But nelson's intro ep involves him beating up bart everyday because he stood up for lisa

did they have to give him bedroom eyes? really, animators?

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I see you WDJ.

but he does. the only things he doesnt protect her from are idealogical things she doesnt agree on. anytime something directly threatens her he usually is there to ward them off. except for that episode with the female bully, bart didnt do shit

Now kiss.

they're not Mexican, anon

When had Lisa ever been a good sister? Has she ever done anything for anyone except herself?

God I fucking hate that ship it's so shit

This line always pissed me off because once you understand how PROTECTED Lisa is from consequences due to the writers the whole demanding protecting bullshit simply makes me angry at the character of Lisa. The show in-universe insists Lisa is a victim but out of universe we know she's the most sacred protected Mary Sue pile of shit. I genuinely hope anything kills Lisa's voice actress and the writers who simp for Lisa as quickly as possible.

You mostly want to kill Al Jean as he's the worst Lisa hugger on the staff.

Sneed, you're my big farmer. You should act like it more often. You know, protect me from the gucci loafers in the world.

Well, as far as the gummy bear planters go, you're the coolest park avenue manicure.

I miss when Latin America didn't have Internet access.

Why can't Lisa protect herself? So much for all that insipid feminism

When had Lisa ever been a good sister? Has she ever done anything for anyone except herself?

Rewatch the early seasons. In Dead Putting Society, she helps Bart become a good golfer to get Homer off of his back. In Radio Bart, she figures out he's responsible but doesn't rat him out to their parents. In Itchy and Scratchy The Movie, she tries to convince Homer to let Bart go see the movie, asking him how he would feel if he was told he couldn't see the Apollo 11 moon landing.
Lisa wasn't always a selfish twat who would send her financially struggling family on a wild goose chase to Peru just so she could visit Machu Picchu.

cute scene but i really hated this episode

deens

Wdym? Seems like a fairly neutral expression.

If Lisa did these scenes they'd be banned

pretty bad episode though, everything was very forced and unfunny and the voice acting was also rather crap

it wouldn't really be that in-character for her anyway

I know they're Americans, pal ;)

It could work if she was drunk (she went naked off-screen in the duffland episode), or if it was part of a dare and she reluctantly did it for plot reasons