Death Battle

n-not the kratos and cuck spam th-though...

u mad :)

you're mad enough you felt called out

there is no kratos “spam” retard

Terrarian

PATHETIC. Even a BOUNDLESS BEAST will KNEEL before the might of the COMMAND BLOCK.

Kratos spam started last month. Your spam has been in every thread sine 2024.

Chicken Jockey.

Turns on invincibility

Command yourself to kneel and CHADrarian may yet spare your fodder verse.

Where's the Minecraft vs Terraria Death Battle? Why are we getting Doom vs Halo before the new Doom game comes out? Is Death Battle's booking department staffed by mindless inbred chimps?

Turns on Creative Mode

Places Command Block

Last chance to look at me Fagrarian

Flint and Steel!

I'm preparing a team of boundless BVLLs to satisfy my wife...

Krillin…

Sonic...

Every single male character Kirkman ever wrote...

Sonic CAN beat kratos…

Goku…

…at the cuck contest, since Kratos is a trad family man

No lies detected.

They're retards for not delaying the Doom Slayer Master Chief Death Battle. We've known about it for ages

Cuckposting wouldn't be a thing if your "heroes" were powerful enough to transcend fiction and be conceptually immune to NTR.

Dark Ages will be the Doom Kings’ victory lap after they beat up master chief for the entire world to see

“heroes” more like zeroes

Why is this thread obsessed with cuckolding? I thought people would be discussing power scaling or speculating who wins in future DBs

Spiderman...

Deletes the world and is unaffected while you get wiped

I accept your concession.

Only Minecraft Steve can canonically do that. Terraria players delete the avatar with it

There's nothing to debate since Kratos beats everyone so this is the only thing left arguing over.

Uh no, retard? Have you even played Terraria? You got that backwards.

i can't figure it out either. giving so much of one's mindscape to cuckoldry fantasies. must be someone desperate for attention and validation

Shovel Knight eviscerates Kratos and fucks both his wives tho

Kratos, the bvlls can’t satisfy your wives’ ashes…

Kratos is normally below wall level but he becomes boundless+++ the moment his cuck rage activates after he gets refused the opportunity to watch his wife service a bus full of hung bvlls.

youtube.com/watch?v=WJmsS8LD_18

What if your HERO can shoot faster then anyone?

Check the archive results for KINGtos and set it to oldest posts

It first appeared in December 2023 in response to anons greentexting insulting names for Kratos

/dbg/bros, we created our own enemy........
desuarchive.org/co/search/text/KINGtos/order/asc/

FUUUUAAAAARRRKKK HE’S NOT ONLY MULTIVERSAL BUT HE’S A BETTER SHOT TOOOOO AAAIIIIIEEEREEE

I was looking back at the White Latern vs Simon debate and you can see how mad they're getting at how Simon has a simple answer to any of Kyle's bullshit. I can already tell they're going have him win to satisfy their bias. Hope the animation's cool at least.

THE HANDS OF DEATH COULD NOT DEFEAT ME
THE SISTERS OF FATE COULD NOT HOLD ME
REVENGE…..WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!!

KINGtos tanked your petty insults and absorbed them to make himself stronger because he's infinitely resistant to damage.

FUARK WHAT A KINGGGG

Can Kratos and Doomguy just slow down for a moment? I can't keep up with you guys...

Everyone has their rough patches, Beyonce. You’ll get past yours

Kek what a slower than a van weak jobbing sub door level third wheel

how many unique ips make up these threads on average you reckon

5.

...They got him.

3

Skibidiverse…we are finally solar disk level…

This downscales skibidi toilet btw

Me, you, the two guys talking about their cuck fantasies, someone else

Merely the beginning of those who fell to the SkibidiGODS.

You penish is wery schmall.

Post Skibidi Toilet being liked by people above the age of 12.

Marc Laidlaw, the lead writer of the first two Half-Life games.

kills Guts and Geralt 1v2 with low-diff in your path

Kratosbros we just got called DICKLETS...

By kratosbros I meant spawnbros my bad

But what if Geralt gets lightning scaling?

Kratos? That bitard? That fraggin' sissy?

Instead robbing local banks or trying to destroy a city like a chump, why don't more villains use their inventions and join the MIC business and make weapons for the army? It's a lucrative business worth trillions. They could also form their own mercenary groups and assist in multiple conflicts.

bueno excelente rape victim

GAYralt got no-diffed by an ancient vampire, which Clare would no-diff.

Next time post someone who didn’t get raped by a regular human mexican

thank you for saving me from Mahito, Miguel-sama

W-What are doing with your big black rope?

By Kratosbros I mean Kratoscucks my bad.

that just means Kratos would also get raped by Bueno Excellente...

Now COME ON, like you wouldn't let Bueno Excellente try a free sample? The Main Man here exhausted him, by the way. Lest not forget when the mere PRESSENCE of me made Maxima cum buckets.

Is that something Cell did, or something you wanted him to do?

One of Lisa’s basic skills consists of her blotting out the entire sky (potentially over Mondstadt entirely) with clouds

This is unironically a level of power Aang and most Avatars can’t even come close to without dubious moon spirit wank

Traveler basically outscales Lisa tenfold

Why did people think that Traveler needed some solar system pocket dimension or Fatui/Archon scaling to win again? I think stuff from the first three countries would be enough. They didn’t even use moon spirit scaling in Korra Vs Storm.

Which Digimon is that?

Lobo's mere presence also made Superman's mom cum buckets btw

I didn't want Aang vs Travleer because Genshin is for faggots.

Try to get actual scaling discussion about DMC

"Why are you being so skeptical of DMC if you buy Kratos’ scaling?"

Say I don’t buy DB’s Kratos scaling either

"Y-you’re just a salty asurafag!!! Cope and seethe!!"

Holy deflection Batman, I didn’t even care to discuss Kratos to begin with.

Then Clare would get scaling to Awoken Claymores being able to reduce entire castles to rubble from the ground up. Granted her speed when she’s half Awoken is really good already, being FTE and supersonic I believe.

... which means his mere presence would also make Faye cum buckets.

Okay do you mean faggots as in people you don’t like or faggots as in actual gays. Because I don’t think the latter is true.

That's because the men in supersissy's family are filled with concentrated estrogen

Hell yeah, bro, ladies need a mop when the MAIN MAN comes to town, in more ways than one, IF YA CATCH WHAT I'M LAYIN DOWN!

Looks more like he exhausted you, Chica

KEKARROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

any sufficient type ii civilization would demolish 40k, prove me wrong

Kratos would've tanked that btw

Gojo would be jealous of this

oh nonononono…

I WAS JUST GETTIN MY SECOND WIND

Unf

Sonic would be jealous of this

Kratos would be jealous of this.

Mario would be jealous of this

based MAIN MAN

Why…why did that obese hairy mexican fat bastard have to fuck Lobo’s holes for 2 hours straight…it should’ve been the holes of my wife Android 18…

Thor would be jealous of this

Kektos...

Luke Skywalker would be jealous of this.

KIIIINGTOS!

Kratos...

Bueno Excellente's powers involve sodomizing people when they least expect it

only ever says 'Bueno' or 'Excellente' before giggling

one time he raped a villain so badly, that villain died

BOUNDLESS BEAST

As a Superman bro I know my hero supports gay rights and would not have made fun of or laughed at Lobo just for being queer. He might even let him go on a date with his gay son and their trans polycule

lobobros...

Goku would be jealous of this and would hire Bueno for Chichi’s birthday

Kratos busy fighting some bear or something

feels a greasy palm on his shoulder

'Bueno... hehehehehehehehe.'

Kratosbros...

Lobo can stop fucking my mom once he's too busy balls deep in my son's bussy...

Incidentally, I can't be sodomized.

SHART Battle

Nowhere near as dimes as Ms and Mr Anon Babble and King and Queen of Anon Babble.

Thanks for reminding me. AS KING OF Anon Babble! MY FIRST DECREE IS... Kratos, take a bath. You smell. MY SECOND DECREE IS! Give me more lines. MY THIRD AND FINAL DECREE IS... A memorial for Lex Luthor.

K-KratosKEKs?! Our response?!?

Damn Lobo got bred by THIS? Lucky…

Honestly, Lobo was gonna fuck him anyways. Either him or Dog Welder.

I look like that btw

Nowhere near as dimes as Ms and Mr Anon Babble and King and Queen of Anon Babble.

tournament time it is.
I dominate Kratos from God of War

Our response to a gay fanfic? Uh…good for you?

How embarassing. Can you imagine how gay it would be if that ACTUALLY HAPPENED to someone? Noone’s that gay though surely.

NOMINATE i mean

Thorbro…

Kratosbro...

Dog Welder

his power is welding dead dogs to people's faces

the whole Section 8 team was based...

Zorak's currently the only vocal king of Anon Babble.

Sonicbro…

My Planet level QUEEN

I dominate

GAYtorGreen…

ESLtos...

I TOO, BANGED A DOG UP THE ASS

Kratosbro…

Gets wrecked by Nono

COINCIDENTALY, THAT DOG WAS NAMED KRATOS

… is a building level cum rag for N.

*Solos your verse*

Kratos, take a bath.

This
The smell of cum mixed with ass is irritating.

Nono is way overkill for her man, she stomps Jenny Wakeman and that girl bot has solar system scaling that puts her above everyone in MD.

Nuh uh because Wolverine soloed him and my verse whups wolverine

MOOOODS

DoctorGAYFORKRATOS

OH CALM DOWN! It's not like it was alive or anything.

Kratos is a power bottom btw

Fnaf World scaling my beloved

Chief is constantly referred to in marketing material as the strongest Spartan

Therefore, Chief outscales Kratos

You cannot run forever, Doomslayer.

Okay but who would win in a CROSSBOARD DEATH BATTLE, Anon Babble or Anon Babble? I'll start with the MISTERS and KINGS since it's a known fact they have more dimes

Kronk vs Senator Armstrong

Tom Cat vs Dante

General Grievous vs The Batter

Zorak vs Jack Garland

Skeletor vs Grimm

Spider-Man vs Shadow the Hedgehog

NOOOO

Is Kratoshood like Buddhahood but just stronger?

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Basically. That’s as far as we non-scholars can hope to understand it

And here's the queenly catfight

Spinel vs Samus Aran

Dr. Mrs. The Monarch vs Reimu

Betty Boop vs Recette Lemongrass

Fang vs Midna

Wuya vs Curly Brace

Frankie Foster vs Madotsuki

The answers to these matchups will decide once and for all which board is the STRONGEST

......on opposite day.

>Tom Cat vs Dante

Tom Cat

>General Grievous vs The Batter

General

>Zorak vs Jack Garland

Zorak

>Skeletor vs Grimm

Skeletor

>Spider-Man vs Shadow the Hedgehog

>Kronk vs Senator Armstrong

Could go either way
This is a good a idea for a Death Battle desu

...gets no diff'd by Duchess Astro Toilet.

9999

Mother Fucking Quads of Truth

Except Friendly Fire. That guy's a faggot.

And here's the queenly catfight

>Spinel vs Samus Aran

Samus

>Dr. Mrs. The Monarch vs Reimu

Reimu jobs

>Betty Boop vs Recette Lemongrass

Betty Boop

>Fang vs Midna

Midna

>Wuya vs Curly Brace

Wuya

>Frankie Foster vs Madotsuki

Frankie Foster

prove me wrong

sinister cockman one shots entire drones verse

cockman

what

Wtf Reimubros I thought we were outerversal, but we're jobbing to a building level Venture Bros character??

No, Kratoshood is below Buddhahood.

Majority of people aren’t creative and funny enough to get yous so they resort to cheap bait/spam to get that high of receiving a you

kratosjeets are brown(like kratos was originally) and they for some reason, are obsessed with ntr and cuckoldry
Also, post an image of Krillin, and watch how they SEETHE.
Watch.

noone seethes at cucks like krillin tho, they just find him hilarious

You're seething and projecting by projecting your cuck fetish onto Krillin.

That man? Kratos before he got married.

Canon

ARES DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS

*Appears*

*Solos everything below 7-C*

*Leaves.*

*gets bombed*

Bomb yield?

Kratos level

Gets merked by a Bolo

Every single character that has a wife with the sole exception of Kratos...

Minor roof damage.

She's an emote now for members because Ben and Chad realized that the best way to motivate money is through simps

Minor damage to the driver-end periscope. Take it or leave it.

I’m pretty sure that someone who’s already familiar with Akane is already going to be supporting the channel.

Fair enough I suppose.

Takato...

Finally, DIMES have returned to /dbg/

Armstrong

Tom

Batter

Jack

Skeletor

Spider-man

Samus

Wuya

I'm kind of having difficulty figuring out the rest.

I don't even have an idea of Dr. Mrs. The Monarch can do

I want to lean Betty since she's a classic toon, but Recette Jew herself to victory

May depend if Midna gets Wolf Link and/or Fang gets Spear

Madotsuki has a knife but Frankie is a grown woman

Crazy they can harm low multiversals

Who's this?

Where do these prison guards scale to?

Didn’t he stop being the Joker after this? They clearly outscale Batman then.

Taylor Hebert vs a regular guy in a beekeeper suit.

Batman can't hope to match them

Yep. Batman should have tried, Gordon was right it really did cure him

Outscale Batman at the very least

My lore says I’m boundless.
My feats say I job to animals and can’t even destroy a mountain.
My fans are insane and wank me hard (yet I love it).
I am…

1 dmg

"""harm"""

Crazier you can waste your time summoning them.

Defeated Conquest twice

Gets violated by some bitch weaker than Nolan

Kirkman's fetishes really derailed the comics

He never was the Joker.

Meme tier, like Anon Babblemmisioner Gordon jokes

Goku...

Canon

Been trying my best to get feats/scaling for this guy, and I've done so by binging the series. Here's what I've uncovered

He doesn't really have any lifting/hitting strength feats so far, but his blasters are strong enough to redirect a comet

He's fast enough to catch up to a comet when in space, and he's maneuverable enough in jet mode to fly through relatively narrow underground tunnels full of lava

His shield is bananas strong and can tank a borderline nuke, seeming to be limited by how long he can keep it up rather than how much punishment it can take

I'm so lonely... No one in the thread is strong enough to fight me...

Keep in mind Go-Bots are part of the Transformers universe and scale accordingly.

Who is this anyways? Genuinely asking, I don't know who this is

Mynt from Paraphore

Death Battle REALLY got people to buy into Metal Sonic wank, didn’t they?

Ehhhhhh I don't see it that way

I’m not about to pass up a chance to do worm vs.

Taylor uses her Gun.

Don't matter, it's official.

What is it about?

It does to me considering the Gobots and Transformers have very separate stories.

I have noticed that, he’s a lot more popular now on Xitter. Metal genuinely is one of the strongest characters in Sonic. Sonic always needs help to beat him unless it’s CD Metal. This is true in the comics and animations with more complex stories as well.
Unfortunately the sonic fanbase desperately try to copy dragonball fandom but with their very boring franchise, so they try and force Metal into the ‘jobber’ joke when it doesn’t work that well. Tails is more of a jobber, but Sonicfags can’t admit that without admitting their series is very crap at handling the sidecharacters.

Sonic does beat Goku tho

It's about a virtual world where no one can die and everyone has been alive for thousands of years. There's a tower that manufactures fetuses for people to fuck. It's one of the most emotionally powerful games ever made.

Metal's strongest form got turned into a jobber in the latest game

HUH

So i heard. I fully checked out of the series after how cringe Frontiers was, but I believe it

If people want to wait for Metal to get new feats that make him look good then they might as wait until they die because it's never happening .

Clockwork alone would solo

But TLDR he's an Ace Combat protagonist with a robot mode and forcefield

He’ll probably get some in the latest DC comic. He always gets new superforms and junk in the comics and everyone has to team up to fight him

Chainscaling to DC characters that are themselves stuck in endless chainscaling instead of having actual feats of their own is very easy to poke holes into.

I mean which DC (or Marvel) characters don't have insane feats to back their stuff up? If anything people use chainscaling to downplay them lol

literally the opposite. avatars in terraria exist independently of worlds and can carry all their items and upgrades to a new one when the previous is deleted.
unlike steve, lol.

Play it. You can find it on the v archive

because /dbg/ has become what a flanderized /dbs/ would be
might as well rename these threads the Cucked and Blacked general

Kratos…

Vsbw has a disclaimer against scaling comics a certain way because of how much you inadvertently wank characters that have no actual evidence for how strong you can prop them up as.
You know it's bad when even the most negative IQ powerscalers realize it's worthless to even try in some situations.

that's a man

VSBW is also complete dogshit.

Ambiguous, but looks feminine to me

at least VSBW isn't filled with nothing but cuck posts

Ok? I never implied this shithole is good lmao.

Whenever vsbw doesn't try to wank something it usually means the scaling is truly horrendous and retarded.
This is the same site that accepted kratoswank, if something is somehow more braindead than kratoswank then by definition it shouldn't even be tried.

/dbg/ is such dogshit people are debating whether or not the site that considers a normal ass Danny Phantom human a complex multiversal buster is better for powerscaling

Well, they put mah boi Luke Skywalker at Outerversal, so CLEARLY they’re sophisticated philosophers with excellent taste

That’s true, I meant it as Flash and Superman usually do much more impressive things on panel than Sonic does. So instead of scaling Metal to Solaris you can finally go “in this panel Flash goes 1000x the speed of light and Superman punches him through a mountain”

Based LukeCHAD.

You misspelled blacked cucks, cuckyboi

I wasn't here for that, but are people just mad that Kratos is Multiversal at his peak? I mean sure it's based on le lore and books but it's certainly a thing.

Just really unfortunate that the game wants to be a shitty movie with decent combat in-between instead of doing all the crazy shit Kratos has been stated to do with words.

cucks are no chads

Luke Skywalker only started getting mentioned in these threads after he jobbed to Chompy Mage. He's shit tier and would be NO WHERE if not for Chompy Mage.

Post Chompy BITCH not being a forced meme.

Kratos out of NOWHERE

Kratos has mindbroken everyone in this general

we have had 3 different forced memes here that popped up recently from shit series

ENTERRRRRRRR

This image is a meme, if you see the scene he stops a fucking bullet with his arm.
It wasn't a miss, but a direct shot.

and it bloodies him. Superman riccochets full-auto off his eyelashes

Mindbroken Luke Sissywalker...

accepted kratoswank

More like submitted after being raided endlessly to exhaustion by Kratosfags. They had him at like high continent level before the multiversal upgrade.

I know They will probably make a composite steve but what media does the Terrarian have outside of he main game to make a composite version of him?

KINGtos' infinite power wore them down.

Kratos' s infinite autism wore them down

ftfy

Even that's wanked

Reminder that across multiple mediums Dante is too slow to catch up to a speeding civilian van

bloodies him

it's literally just a scratch.

muh Superman

Okay, so? I'm complaining that this thread lied to me for years. You guys always interpret everything wrong and lie.

Daily reminder that Lawbringer from For Honor can download the moveset of and solo anything as long as the player behind them is persistent enough.

Those vans are faster than the Flash

And what does it matter? He's a fighter, not a marathon runner.

Those vans are faster than Kratos

So they are slower than Catwoman.

canon

Counter-point to Kratos being the biggest cuck.

This guy has more cuck energy than any other cuck ever to live.

We should fuck everything he's attracted to so he kills himself and never disgraces the omniverse with his presence again.

So they're infinite+1 speed vans

Those vans are faster than Sonic

Funny how Terrarian needs advanced prep + the help of his friends to beat Moonlord and all Steve needs is his bed and fist to beat the Dragon.

it's literally red with blood. The vast majority of characters in this thread tank bullets like perfume, but Non-Super-Saiyan Goku can't

Steve still loses to spore creature, the true king of sandbox heroes

Don’t remember the specifics but it’s probably continent level via environmental destruction rather than his actual strength. I mean him killing the gods made a mess in the surrounding lands so they likely just went with that.

Greece is a continent

That actual toei filler didn't care about Toriyama's ideas of how super saiyan forms work anon
You didn't seem to notice that all this time

So is Scandinavia

I don’t know if they knew about that at the time. Likely they just assumed whatever large amount of land in chaos by the end of GOW 3 was a continent.

it's literally red with blood

Do you realize that a bullet would realistically go through the arm and head? It's barely a scratch.

. The vast majority of characters...

We're not talking about that, I'm just saying that image is a lie.

Canon

Wait, it's all greece?

Always has been.

You know what image isn't a lie though

An infinitely sized continent

Well at least it's not non canon filler

Nine infinitely sized continents